Ali Lohan gets an entirely new face and is scary thin

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Note: These are not the photos we are referring to. These are from July. See the photos here

Several of you sent us this article on Yahoo! asking that we cover Ali Lohan’s new face. We don’t have access to the photos, but you can see them on D-Listed, where they have several more that show that this isn’t just a trick of the light or a bad camera angle.

This is the most striking photo comparison (from TheFabLife, where they also have more) and it’s frankly hard to know what to say about it. I mean, it’s obvious what to say: she got a nose job, her lips are plumped, she may have gotten cheek implants and it looks like she had an eye lift too. She also lost a lot of weight she didn’t need to lose and practically looks emaciated.

Ali is still 17 years old, so as FabLife points out, her mom had to sign off on all these surgeries for a girl who just barely stopped developing. This seems so much more abusive than the boob job that Ali’s sister Lindsay got at 17. (That’s just a rumor, but there’s plenty of photographic evidence. Lindsay also had a nose job and regularly gets lip fillers and now Botox.)

Ali has denied that she’s had a nose job. In 2008, Lindsay called a photographer a “pedophile” when he asked her about Ali’s possible boob job at the age of 15.

We heard in August that Ali had scored a multi-year modeling management contract. Back then Kaiser reported that she thought “Ali got a ton of plastic surgery so she could ‘model.‘” She was right, but we didn’t know the half of it. Ali looks ill she’s so thin and drawn, and the surgeries have given her a waxy, freakish look. I hope it settles for her and that she’s able to strike out on her own and escape her mother’s influence at some point. She always seemed to have it more together than her older sister, but then Lindsay seemed to be ok when she was 17 too. It’s just sad. She was so pretty before. At 17 she can do anything, preferably focus on her education. Instead, she’s become a “model” and has wrecked her features with surgeries. I blame Dina Lohan.

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  1. the original bellaluna says:

    This is why there were no pix of Ali at Lardassian’s wedding.

    Poor Ali, she’s not going to escape unscathed, is she?

    (Brow-lift, lip injections, nose job, and if not cheek implants then some definite fillers. And the weight-loss is not her friend.)

  2. Franny says:

    Can you imagine being in her life? Her whole life has revolved around Cracksey and no one has paid attention to her. This is obviously a cry out for some kind of attention…too bad its the wrong kind. Its unfortunate how this happens to some families. Look at the Olsen family. M & A were the bread winners, super famous, and then MaryKate had an eating disorder and all the attention was on her. But now she has recovered, and her brother and sisters are doing really well and becoming successful in their own right. Ali could have done the same if it weren’t for her CRAZY DELUSIONAL mother.

    Also, with all that money spent on plastic surgery, she couldn’t have maybe gotten a proper dye job? Its like mall rat hair.

  3. Evie says:

    WOW!!! she looks scary.

  4. your mama says:

    She looked so much prettier before! WHY?! smh

  5. Ell says:

    Hoped Ali would rise above her toxic family but in reality she is destined to go down a sad road.

  6. RocketMerry says:

    Poor girl.
    On her last post I actually said I had hope that she’d get free and build her own life as a mature, independent, SANE woman.
    Yeah, right.

  7. Cherry says:

    HOLY CRAP!

  8. Katie says:

    She kinda looks like Samantha Ronson at certain angles. So creepy!!!

  9. NeNe says:

    @ Evie:

    I’m with you. I was just going to type your exact comment. WFT has she done to herself. I guess we can blame Momma Dina for this. Her parents should be forced to stay away from their daughters. They are running their lives, but then again, these two aren’t exactly innocent in this either. I highly doubt Linds or Ali said, “No mom, I do not want to do _________________! Doubt it!!!!

  10. brin says:

    Dina did such a great job with Lindsay, now she’s working on Ali.
    *Mornin bellaluna!*

  11. sapphire says:

    This is really awful, especially since she and her cracked out family think it’s an improvement. Those brows are enough to scare me.

  12. theotheryael says:

    there. are. no. words.

    i actually want to cry looking at those photos. that poor, poor girl. what has she and her mother done to her face?

  13. bub says:

    I’ve heard her say she wants to be just like Lindsay. Look she is on the same path. Horrible. Those kids should have been taken away from that mother.

  14. Original Bee says:

    I actually gasped in horror when I saw the pictures. WTF! This family is absolutely crazy. Poor Ali never had a chance.

  15. soulsister says:

    Why do people do this to their face and bodies, and think it’s an improvement? They need to be slapped back into reality, then look in the mirror. Ali looks like Hell.

  16. Samigirl says:

    …holy sh*t. Seriously. I’m…in shock. Dina needs to have all of her children taken away. Poor Ali. She looks like the moon man in the old mcdonald’s ads!

  17. madpoe says:

    Is there a group of men i don’t know of, guys who swoon of these lollipop headed women? Is there a dude sitting in the bar watching a ball game thinkin’ “man I wish i had a chic that looked like a stick figure! cos i like sticks!”

    really women love thy curves!

  18. the original bellaluna says:

    Look, there go my hopes of Ali making lots of money modeling and moving to France to escape the crazy.

    *Mornin brin* 🙂

  19. bros says:

    she looks like the gingerbread house witch.

  20. Tink says:

    She looks 20 years older!

  21. Kat says:

    Are we absolutely sure this is her? I mean, really, she bares such little resemblance… part of me is really, really hoping this is a mistake on the photographer’s part.

  22. Seal Team 6 says:

    I personally have always thought Ali was striking. as someone in the other thread said, she has a strong look, like Ali McGraw or Angie Harmon. She has now ruined that looked.

    She also appears to be anorexic.

    Poor kid.

    Live in madness, become mad.

  23. Jules says:

    She looks god awful. What doctor did that to her? When are the implants coming?

  24. Liz says:

    Holy. Sh*t.

    The f#&*ery leaves me speechless. She looked human and cute before and now looks like a clone of what her family regards as some sort of twisted ideal.

  25. Sam says:

    I am hoping that its not her.
    Hopefully its tabloid BS.
    If not I really pity this poor child.

  26. Laura says:

    i’d wait for better comparison pictures before judging the girl too harshly, all the ones you posts have different angles. She is a teenager and still growing, and she obviously lost a lot of weight. Not to mention different eyebrows can completely change how you look.

    I’m not saying she hasn’t done anything, but I’m not seeing the giant change.

  27. LadyJane says:

    Ali – get the fuck out. Away from your Mother, Sister and Father. Go far far away and cut off all contact. This is life and death. Do you want to end up like Lindsay? Be smart and make a different life for yourself. (Just in case she reads Celebitchy)

  28. Thea says:

    Very sad. Dina Lohan needs to rot in hell.

  29. Maya says:

    So terribly sad. I didn’t believe it was her at first.

  30. mln76 says:

    Really sad. It’s like she never had a chance to be normal.

  31. hatsumomo says:

    Jesus, that’s horrendous. Not just her face, its only the half of it. The other half is this wont work out because she is tainted with the Lohan name and her crazed cracked out mother will never let her have a career without trying include herself in a desperate attempt at fame too. Dina still thinks she is the main draw and no one else has realized it yet! Delusions run deep in these people.

  32. Mia says:

    Saw these pictures yesterday. She looks awful. Emaciated with plastic cheekbones and puffed up lips. Well done, Dina. You have successfully screwed up another child.

  33. Sloane Wyatt says:

    I am so sorry for Ali. This is horrible what her own mother did to her. She is mutilated for life.

    When I see all the awful things some Hollywood parents do to get their kids ‘famous’, it makes me want to check every elected official’s record to make sure they are funding Child Protective Services. It sickens me to think of all the non famous innocents who have even worse done to them by their horrid parents with no one to fight for them.

  34. omj says:

    Hey, at least she doesn’t look like a 45 year old truck stop hooker anymore. On a more serious note, tt’s a shame that her mumsey gave her permission top wreck her face. But then again- this IS the Lohans.

  35. Lee says:

    There are no words. Really.

    Except that there should be legal/medical regulations that prevent vanity surgery on minors, even with “parental” consent. This kind of twisted, bad parenting can’t be fixed with a few sessions on the couch in years to come. Her normal, pretty face is gone forever, as well as any sense that she was “good enough” before. And that anorexia-body will provide negative health effects down the road, if she survives. The poor child.

  36. alc says:

    Man, she looks really bad! Kind of like Charles Manson back in the 70’s, crazy eyes, sunken cheeks. I bet she twitches in person and she has a lot of body hair, a symptom of anorexia. While I don’t think Dina Lohan is an actual mother, this is just another one in a long string of the whole “I wanna be a celeb” culture that is prevalent in the U.S. Maybe if people stopped watching (non)reality shows and respecting talent instead of the ridiculous, scenes like this might lessen without an audience.

  37. rose80 says:

    This is sad, really really sad. That poor girl.

  38. Mew says:

    It’s certainly one messed up family and I can only imagine how easy it is for her to eventually self destruct like Lindsay. However, it’s been some time now that she’s been “scary thin”, I think even few years.

    I hope she won’t end up like Lindsay and I hope she keeps things healthy but I’m not really counting on that.

  39. whitedaisy says:

    The minor children should be removed from the Lohan home and placed with a loving family where they can go to public school and be normal kids. Too late for Ali, I guess.

  40. Jackson says:

    So sad, on so many levels – least of which is that she looks like a monster now. Yeah, she’s only 17, but I’m still saying it. She is now a ‘model’ and a famewhore in her own right. I cannot imagine, by any stretch of the imagination, how a parent would consent to this. I really don’t even have words for it. Good luck, kid. You’re going to need it.

  41. Dana says:

    Oh my…What did they do to that poor girl?

  42. Lady D says:

    Slightly OT, what keeps Dina in NY? Why didn’t she move her family to LA instead of sending Crackie out there by herself? Dina is such an attention whore, I’m a little surprised she hasn’t made the move.

  43. Isa says:

    Shouldn’t the plastic surgeon be sued as well? What doctor would approve of such unnecessary procedures and mess up a young women’s (read minor) face?

    Part of me just thinks that this family wants to be screwed up and since there is no other way they will ever get attention. Being normal is scary……..

  44. anne_000 says:

    The only thing her cosmetic surgeon didn’t do to her was to put bolts on the sides of her neck.

    This is really sad. She messed with her only money-maker, her face.

  45. Heavenbound says:

    I dont envy the Hollywood environment, she is a misguided young lady with a very dysfunctional family. I am very shocked at all this unecessary plastic surgery. She was a pretty girl before.

  46. Seal Team 6 says:

    This is getting bad press in the mainstream media. Backfiring for The Lohans.

  47. Tristyn says:

    This kid is screaming for attention,unfortunately nobody is hearing her …it won’t be long before she ends up in rehab for a eating disorder.. But it won’t be the fault of her disgusting dysfunctional family it will be the media’s …..

  48. Khalesi says:

    I hate to say it, but she definitely looks more high fashion runway model now (uber skinny, pale) than she did before. This doesn’t excuse the fact that her mother is batshit crazy.

  49. danielle says:

    OMG. I really, really hope that is not Ali Lohan. Jesus. That’s scary.

  50. Kloops says:

    Dina has been pushing this “Ali’s a supermodel in the making” nonsense for a long time. Obviously not true or else she wouldn’t have undergone all this horrible surgery.

    Both Dina and the doctor should be charged with child abuse. This is hideous. She is going to die from heart failure due to an obviously severe eating disorder.

  51. lindseythecrackthief says:

    WOW!!! i actually gasped when i seen these photos…… this is so sad. I guess Dina is on her way to winning mother of the year. allowing a child to destroy her whole face and starve herself just so Dina can manage her and make a huge cut. This is and always will be Dinas Motives, as long as mommy is making a cut she could care less what they do as long as they stay in the spotlight. Ohhh i just dare her to try and come up with a post explaining she didnt know or that she got no work done and shes thin because shes stressed . RIGHT DINA?? oh Innocent come out come out wherever you are……….. Waiting for your enabling response.
    counting down to Micheal Lohan taking to the press in 3. 2. 1

  52. Bess says:

    @Madisyn,

    There’s got to be some adult in the Lohan family, maybe an aunt or uncle, who realizes that Ali is in trouble and needs to be removed from Dina & Linnocent’s custody.

  53. WillyNilly says:

    That poor baby. Dina is going to hell, I hope.

    ALC – I totally see Manson too. How weird!!

  54. Goofpuff says:

    That’s just horrific and she’s only 17. Imagine what else will happen to her. Her eating disorder is just so very sad. I think white oprah is going to end up killing both her daughters. Ali’s fate is the saddest.

  55. Bodhi says:

    This is child abuse, pure & simple. Yeah, Ali isn’t really a “child” any more, but she clearly suffered major damage to her psyche during her childhood.

    Poor thing. I’m surprised that the Lohan boys have escaped this family plastic surgery obsession. I guess Dina just doesn’t pay as much attention to them.

    I wonder what Daddy Dearest will have to say about this!

  56. Bamafresh says:

    True, this is some seriously jacked plastic surgery, but I’m still giving it side eye…is this her?

  57. GeekChic says:

    I audibly gasped when I saw the photos yesterday. She looks like the poster child for anorexia. This poor, poor girl. Why didn’t anyone step in a rescue her when she was living and partying with her druggie sister in LA at age 15? I can only imagine the toll that that takes on a person. Clearly for Ali, the toll was the development of body dysmorphic disorder. How utterly sad.

  58. dovesgate says:

    Has anyone confirmed it is really Ali? Absolutely positively her?

    Eye lift, nose job, lip fillers for sure. Possible cheek implants.

    I think the cheek implants and eye lift are the worst. The fillers eventually go away. The others are permanent.

  59. anne says:

    very butch – no feminism at all.

  60. AngelMay says:

    Shame on her mother and the doctor who did this.
    I think Dina is jealous of her daughters and secretly wants to destroy them.

  61. kieslwoski says:

    I would just like to say that DINA LOHAN SHOULD BE THROWN IN JAIL!!!!

    What kind of a monster of a mother allows this to happen, sick!!!!!!

  62. Cherry Rose says:

    I feel so bad for her. However, I’m wondering if Ali is truly anorexic, or perhaps she’s started into the same drugs as her sister? Maybe not cocaine, but an amphetamine, like Adderall.

    And no, I highly doubt that there is a family member that Ali could turn to. Dina would never allow it, and if Ali ever did try to live with another family member, both Dina and Lindsay would manipulate Ali to come back to them.

  63. kiko says:

    omfg!!she looks so scary and ugly!!why did she do this to herself?

  64. 4Real says:

    WTF DINA!!!! Dina is now like a nucular war head and needs to be dismantled. WORST MOTHER EVER!

  65. Katie says:

    I saw the picture and nearly fell out of my chair.

    She was so pretty before, too…….

    Someone rescue this poor girl from the Lohan machine. It’s almost too late.

  66. Jb says:

    She looks like a “Day of the Dead” skeleton. This is so very sad.

  67. Happy21 says:

    Is mama Lohan trying to make her kids look older than her on purpose? Jealousy, spite? What?! Because really she has done a great job of ruining Lindsay’s life and now she’s doing it to Ali. Shit. The woman needs to be stopped. Can’t stand the whole damn family but still! This is absurd!

  68. the other mel says:

    This cannot be the same girl. She looks completely diffrent. If it is Ali, OhMyGod…why?? She was so pretty before…this new version looks much older and a bit scary and her teeth look awful. That poor child. She looks like she’s going down the Karen Carpenter road.

  69. anon says:

    I’d like to point out that countless people who comment on this website have called her terribly unfortunate looking in years and posts prior. I feel horribly for this girl; she’ll never be able to win, simply because she was birthed into such a perversely toxic environment.

  70. gg says:

    Oh damn, she had an eyelift too – that and the cartoon lower lip are horrendous.

  71. Ruby Red Lips says:

    I said everything I thought in the last Linnocent post, basically how disgusting it is that a 17 year old has had extensive plastic surgery with her mothers permission and is looking incredibly anorexic, not to mention living with drug addled hooking Linnocent…

    Truely sad about Ali…and I hope Dina can still look at herself in the mirror! She is one of the worst ‘mothers’ ever!

    Oh & not to be too sad but on Ali’s twitter (yes I looked) she stated that the rule her and her family live by is to only trust each other & no one else…I think that says it all really about Ali’s life & future 🙁

  72. serena says:

    Her new face + her iper thin figure is really scary.

  73. 4Real says:

    She looked a lot like her father so I bet he is losing his shit over this. Dina better dust the restraining order off because Michael is a coming.

  74. Madisyn says:

    Mornin Crack Cliquers

    Bess, I sure hope your right. Unfortunately I don’t. Michael’s family has little to no contact with the Lohan kids from what we hear. Dina’s family is as cracked out as she is, according to the media. So theres little hope. Ali is already 17, theres absolutely nothing anyone can do at this point. I’ve said this on countless threads, Dina and Blohan have had and continue to have so much influence on her, that its just too late.

    Brin said it first and I too have heard Ali say it in interviews, she “wants to be just like Lindsay”.

    Well, I’d say she’s accomplishing her goal in spades.

    Like Hatsumomo said: “Not just her face, its only the half of it. The other half is this wont work out because she is tainted with the Lohan name and her crazed cracked out mother will never let her have a career without trying include herself in a desperate attempt at fame too”.

    I couldn’t agree with that statement more. Thats the problem, Dina thinking the “Lohans” are some kind of A-list dynasty. Remember the quote from Marc Fiori, producer of “Gotti” when commenting on Blohan being OUT of “Gotti” before she even signed on said:

    “the various demands of her management team just got out of control” and another quote from the producer that “I will only ride a merry-go-round with my kids.”

    In my opinion, Dina single-handedly talked Blohan OUT of that “Gotti” movie. Dina will do the same with Ali.

  75. Firecracker says:

    If she’s going for the moody sunken-faced model look, she’s achieved it.

  76. Seal Team 6 says:

    @Anne

    Ali Lohan isn’t butch. Neither is Sam Ronson, although folks on TMZ sure seem to think she is.

  77. Bess says:

    @ Ruby Red Lips- White Oprah has drilled the “It’s us against the world” mantra into her kids for a very long time.

    I know i’ve said this before, but this is the time Michael Lohan needs to prove that he “cares” about all of his children equally and raise hell about this in public. He talked about how worried he was about Lindsay and drugs (and Ali was living with her at the time) for months. He needs to do the same for Ali. This is child abuse plain and simple.

    IMO, Ali’s situation is much, much worse than Linnocent’s b/c she’s still a child.

  78. Memphis says:

    Are we sure that’s Ali?! *side eye*

    She’s unrecognizable! Maybe that’s the point. Maybe she doesn’t want to be recognized as a Lohan. I sure as hell wouldn’t.

    I’m not shocked though. Unneeded and overdone plastic surgery is the new “it thing” to do. And I’m certainly not shocked Dina, with her utter lack of parenting skills and concern for the well being of her children, signed off on all of this.

  79. Sequined Pajamas says:

    Helen Mirren was right it is a tragedy when young girls ruin their beauty with plastic surgery.She looks pale, there is no color anywhere on her face, neck,arms, or legs. Such a pretty girl and she doesn’t even look the same.

  80. skilo says:

    If Ali had only had the nose job it wouldn’t be so bad. What is the most disgusting thing to me, is the unnecessary lip plumping that alone made her look so much older and so plastic. Just like Lindsay,she will now have to keep getting her lips done and they will get bigger and more disgusting every time she does it, until one day she ends up with Lisa Rinna’s lips and she’ll have to have surgery to fix them. I also really wonder if that pale ghost white look she has is from merely staying indoors while she healed from her procedures and then using a very whitish foundation or if she is bleaching her face to lighten the appearance of her freckles. Whatever she is doing and what ever reason she did it,are irrelevant now the damage is already done.

  81. Hootie Hoo says:

    Feel sorry for this girl.

  82. Ren says:

    Wow! So sad – she’s just a kid 🙁

  83. dorothy says:

    I find this so very sad on so many levels, especially knowing that Dina had to sign off on these procedures. I, like so many of you had hoped that this young girl would escape the Lohan money making machine. Sadly, Dina learned nothing. I do not understand why DHR doesn’t have a problem with this sort of parent.

  84. Well at least now with all the plumpers and cutlets, you can start to see a Lohan Family Resemblance.

    Seriously, what sort of sick fuck would want their 17 year old to be carved into mommy’s own image? Did Dina get a Buy One, Get One special at her butcher shop? Because it looks like Dina gave the good doctor her own Glamor Shot as a reference photo.

    If that isn’t the definition of a Narcissist, I just don’t what is.

  85. Cleo says:

    Her eyebrows make her look very Italian/Sicilian. Maybe lipstick would make her look like Camilla Belle.

  86. lucy2 says:

    Incredibly scary and sad.
    I truly hate to say this, but after seeing how ill she looks and knowing just the tip of the iceberg about that family…I’m starting to think when big tragedy hits them, it won’t be Lindsay like everyone is thinking. I hope not, but…wow.

  87. Ailine says:

    This is a joke right? Are you people kidding me?! This girl is starving herself and you guys are talking about plastic surgery?! For people who don’t know, when you stop eating your cheekbones become MORE PROMINENT. Yes, she made have had lip injections, but that is beside the point. SHE’S EFFING STARVING!! People are so sick now. They are so quick to look for traces of plastic surgery-so they can feel haughty and judge– that they don’t see the real issue.

  88. dorothy says:

    I had a thought….obviously Ali and Lindsay had no real guidance from a parent, but where is Dins’s parents? Why aren’t they stepping in to say “enough! You’ve already run one child into the gutter”. Looks like someone would stand up for this poor girl.

  89. Turtle Dove says:

    She looks like she’s suffering from nutrition deprivation. Her hair is quite thin and her pale pallor speak volumes.

  90. Kim says:

    This poor girl you cant help but feel for her with the mother, father & sister she has. She was sooooo much prettier before all this work. It makes her look much older/less fresh & sort of mannish. Such a shame.

  91. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    Are you kidding me with this? For years, YEARS all of you were baying for her blood because she the temerity to not be pretty enough for her. Think she’s young at 17, imagine how young 14 is? That was when she looked like she was a ‘hard 45′ with substance abuse probems, likely, was a no-talent famewhore nobody, who was just as stupid, lazy and deluded as her older sister, who at least had some looks back in the day. She was just another undereducated and underaged boozy club skank, but this one didn’t have the right. This lambasting went on pretty much until yesterday and now she emerges from her hot mess chrysalis and she was the picture of striking and exotic underappreciated beauty who was poised and floated above the madness of her terrible family? Everyone everything but begged her to fix her face if she ever wanted to make it to even fluffer status, now she’s fragile and the delicate Last Unicorn and it’s time to protect her from the storm? Yeah, she looks like hell but when did this suddenly turn into a big ol’ Mother Teresa moment and when in all of those years did you liken her to a young Audrey Hepburn? Who’s watching to hand out the accolades and congratulate the caring? Should I Fed-Ex her to you?

  92. Seal Team 6 says:

    Ailine —

    MANY posters, myself included, have mentioned her extreme weight-loss, and how she may be anorexic or on speed, and how she is in serious danger to herself.

  93. Ashley says:

    I literally gasped out loud.

  94. the original bellaluna says:

    Bodhi – Naw. It’s just less acceptable so whore out your boys than it is to whore out your girls. Sad but true.

  95. ViloDeMenus says:

    Personally I never thought she was even close to pretty, more plain or average. Which is why I laughed when Dina conned her a contract with NEXT, but contract or no, unless someone hires her to be a company’s “face” she’s not a model and that is not going to happen, she doesn’t photograph well as the pics show, she’s not tall enough for runway. She’s ruined what was an average face and now is homely.

    A parent has to sign for surgery, didn’t this much work at 17 seem excessive to them even for one second? As for the ano look, that will pass. They would be much smarter to invest in an education for that girl so she can take care of herself when he gets older. The whole family is obviously nuts and completely unaware of the fact they are all nuts. Sad sad sad.

  96. gab says:

    Yes, Jo Mama, the problem clearly is the posters here at CB. Please.

  97. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Ailine and Jo Mama – if you’re not actually the same person (which seems to be the case) I suggest you get together in the non-virtual world and vent your rage with each other…or consider intense psychotherapy…disturbed much??!?!?

  98. Annie_Grey says:

    I always thought she was beautiful. Dina must be a sociopath.

  99. Devon says:

    At first I didn’t think it was Ali but then I saw the photo of her in People at Assy’s wedding and yeah, it’s her. Here is a picture of it: http://make-upoverdose.blogspot.com/2011/08/kim-kardashians-people-magazine-wedding.html

    There is so much fuckery involved here that it’s hard to know where to start. It’s sad, just sad.

  100. Madisyn says:

    Fellow Crack Cliquers

    Is it time for a cracktini yet?

    I always thought Ali never had a chance, looking up to Blohan the way she ALWAYS has, but I’m holding out hope for the youngest Lohan, Cody. Memaw ‘Lohan’ has been living with Dina for a long time and hopefully raised him as Dina’s been ‘too busy managing’ Ali and Blohan. Not to mention clubbing, drinking, snorting, and popping pills with BOTH her daughters.

    One can only hope.

  101. Bess says:

    Why do you guys think the two Lohan sons, Mike Jr. & Cody, have been able to resist Dina’s pimping so far? I guess all 4 kids were “models” as kids. I wonder why the desire for “fame” isn’t as strong with the two sons (apparently). Any ideas?

  102. Jaded says:

    Laineygossip has a ton of pics and yes, Ali has had significant rejigging of her face, and has lost a horrific amount of weight. She looks absolutely skeletal, it’s horrible for me to look at these pics as my only sister died of eating disorders, and Ali definitely has the anorexic/bulimic look about her. So once again Dina Lohan has managed to ruin another child.

  103. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Madisyn, its always time for a cracktini!! *cheers*

  104. I Choose Me says:

    Jo Mama is just pointing out the hypocrisy of some of the posters here. Me, I’m not the least bit surprised that she jacked her face or has starved herself down to nothing. The girl said it herself – she wants to be like Lindsay. *shudder*

  105. aloe juice says:

    what’s up with your fixation on schooling? I mean, nothing against it, but as some other readers pointed out these kids aren’t really going to need a degree and it’s like getting braces. If you don’t need them, why get them? If anything, I feel like the “stars” who go to school like Natalie Portman, James Franco, etc. are going to school partly to impress the public and be seen as a “serious” actor.

    Anyway, college is a good experience, but it’s not for everyone and it’s certainly not surprising that the majority of young Hollywood chooses to forgo that path. It just comes off as slightly self righteous how you KEEP ending a lot of articles with that judgement on these kids.

  106. lola says:

    If that really is Ali, then Dina is one seriously f*cked up monster.

    Isn’t there a law against this type of child abuse?

  107. Firecracker says:

    Madisyn and Ruby, yes, I want a Cracktini please! I also just made a dish of crackeroni and cheese, it’s hot if any of you want some of it!

    *waves to bellaluna and everyone

  108. Amanda G says:

    She does look much older than she is. I’m not seeing the “shocking” plastic surgery that everyone else is. The changes I see in her face are because of her dramatic weight loss…and different hair color/thicker eyebrows. Whatever it is though, she looks terrible and I hope she gets help.

  109. sapphire says:

    End of the day party-just what I always look foreward to! Brought the mohitos-where’s the melon balls?

  110. Gretchen says:

    It never ceases to amaze me how different- and seemingly at odds – ‘fashion model’ beautiful and regular beautiful are, in TheFabLife pics she looks so much more gorgeous in 2009!! Maybe the desire for harsh angles is to do with making dramatic lighting easier in the shoots? I dunno, but i can’t imaging the psychological freakiness and damage of looking in the mirror at 17 at not recognising yourself.

  111. CloudSailor says:

    When I received a link to that yahoo page I told off the person who sent it saying that the photo is so obviously fake. I think I’ll apologize. I’m shocked to realise she really did this to herself, and that there are “doctors” walking the face of this earth who would do this to a minor. I don’t care that she is 17, she is a minor. Her mom or sister paid money for this and I believe didn’t even try to discourage her.

    As for Michael Lohan raising hell about his daughter being abused so obviously: I do hope he finally does something half way intelligent to help his children in PRIVATE. Can you imagine this obviously disturbed kid to have done this to her face (and body), hoping to see something desirable and “model like” in the mirror, then wake up the next morning only to see her father telling the world that she looks like a freak and can’t undo it? so sad 🙁

    @Aloe Juice: are you 15? if you are a parent, please don’t share this view with your children

  112. malia says:

    poor girl, she didn’t have a chance between the effed and exploitative parents and sister. they say lindsay uses her as a cover all the time when they go out, but then is very verbally abusive to her, and picks fights with her for no reason. dina and the dad need to go to effing jail for extreme child abuse, I swear to god.

  113. Jb says:

    Isn’t it painfully, horribly clear that she is suffering from severe anorexia? Who is going to step in? I agree- Dina is a psychopath. That’s clear as day. But where are the grandparents? These pictures are a cry for help. She’s a hop, skip and jump away from death and something has to be done. She is underaged, for god’s sake!

  114. Jb says:

    And I completely agree w Ailine. She is sick and killing herself- who gives a f*#% if she’s had lip injections.

  115. Gossip girl says:

    Gross. She and Bristol Palin now look the same.

  116. Amanda says:

    She looks so much better in that 2009 picture. And now she looks old and terrible, not like a 17 year old kid. Plastic surgery use to be for people who wanted to look younger!

  117. Madisyn says:

    Cheers *clinking glasses* to Ruby Red

    Firecracker *passing* crackini’s. *Accepting* your crack ‘n’ cheese. Yum.

    Sapphire, bellaluna’s got em. She’s in the pool.

    For those wondering about the Grandparents, I don’t think the Lohan kids see their paternal grandparents. I know that Milo’s father died recently. As for Dina, I know her mother is alive and living with her but who knows if the grandmother gets on the internet or watches gossip news shows. You know with Dina telling memaw ‘everythings fine’, who is grandma to argue. Plus with Dina close to 50 and having a couple of siblings, grandma is probably at least 75. Honestly, what is she to do?

    Aloe Juice, these ‘Lohans’ (all of them except Mike Jr. who already has a college degree) need some sort of education as their ‘acting’ and ‘modeling’ careers are not going to support them the rest of their lives. Blohans ‘acting career’ is OVER and Ali’s ‘modeling career’ never was. Being pap ‘stars’ is only going to pay the bills for so long. Theres always someone new, someone hotter, someone more notorious. As for Portman and Franco, bad examples. These Lohans do not have .1% of the ‘career’ of either of the above and whether or not they got a degree for good p.r. or not, at least they got a degree, something to fall back on if ‘acting’ doesn’t pan out. How you can compare Franco and Portman to the Lohans is beyond comprehension. I got nothing else.

  118. Juliesunflower says:

    Pathetic! Officer, arrest White Oprah NOW!!!

  119. logan says:

    I swear their bat sh** crazy mother (a term used loosely) makes these girls look old, used, mangled, over done on purpose. She must think the worse that they look, the younger and better she will look. Dina is just nothing but pure evil.

  120. ManicPixieDreamGirl says:

    I think it’s just extreme weight loss. Her pictures on Next Model Management look really natural and I highly doubt any plastic surgeon would do that much work on a 17 year old. I’m rooting for her to be successful because she comes from such a highly dysfunctional family! I barely escaped from mine!!!

  121. Firecracker says:

    Madisyn,
    Here’s you crack n cheese, thx for the cracktini, I am extremely thirsty.

    I’ve been thinking that soon Liho will go the way of Misha Barton.

  122. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    I haven’t read through all of the comments yet, so excuse me if this has already been said but, I think Dina was given a laundry list of “improvements” that Ali needed to make in order for her to be signed to this modeling deal. So sad that Dina is so fame hungry that she would agree to such a drastic transformation.

    **waves @the original Bella, @Madisyn, @ruby red lips, @Lady D, @Brin and @ all of the other usual suspects I may have missed**

  123. daisyfly says:

    She also looks like she had a chemical peel, and not one of those spa ones either. We’re talking a full on chemical peel, which leaves your skin pasty and you susceptible to skin cancer like never before.

    Good GOD, what kind of mother lets her child do this?

  124. Theresa says:

    I remember most vividly an interview with Ali right around her ridiculous Christmas vid where she stated how she wanted the lifestyle and recognition of celebrity and fame, SO BAD. Regardless of who of the Lohan clan was in the spotlight, Ali has always been there too, witnessing it all, and the primary lesson learned seems to be do anything for attention. Good, bad, ugly, pretty, anything to get your face and name in the press is good.

    This is what she has to offer; a name, a face, long legs and long hair. Indeed, I believe she was told by handlers or “advisors” what she needed to do to make herself more marketable, and come hell or high water, or a parental signature, she probably wanted it more than any other person. Don’t blame Dina, she probably has no choice but to enable her children. She has no control, she has no say, she probably does whatever is legally required of her as a “parent”, and her kids come up with the rest.

    Well, actually, go ahead and blame Dina for laying the groundwork, but I also guarantee she has no control or say, even with a 17year old. I can see Ali BEGGING her mom to let her have any and all the work she wants. I can see her saying its the only way… I bet Ali has pictures of the young Kardassian girls in her purse when she goes in for her surgery consults. That being said, it will be interesting to see if it succeeds. And if Lindsay can stand to hand the spotlight, no matter how it burns, to her sister.

  125. Madisyn says:

    *Waving* back at Morticians

    I wouldn’t give you an argument on your assessment and I definetly wouldn’t put it past this C U N T Dina.

    Firecracker, your welcome, help yourself, anytime. You know where the vodka vat is.

    “I’ve been thinking that soon Liho will go the way of Misha Barton”.

    Oh, I think Blohan has already gone the way of Barton and then some, IMO.

  126. palermo says:

    Why do all the Lohans look at least 62 years old?

  127. Kelly says:

    Really disgusting and really sad

  128. Madisyn says:

    Gossip cop has a denial for Ali having had plastic surgery from that epitome of truth and honesty. . .

    “Lindsay Lohan tells Gossip Cop exclusively, “No way! Never!”

    Stop laughing y’all. I’ll tell you what, on the odd chance she has NOT had plastic surgery (of course she has, maybe Blohan considers ‘lip injections’ as just fillers but there no getting around the obvious nose job) then I’ve got an even worse feeling than I did yesterday. If thats the case, than Ali is on the “Blohan Diet”, consising of adderall, cocaine, meth, cigarettes, and vodka. And as we all know, nothing ages a ‘Lohan’ quicker than the above substances. I’m can’t believe I’m saying this: I hope this hideous transformation is from botched surgery. At least she’ll live. Better this than the alternative.

  129. echolocate says:

    I was wondering the same thing as Morticians–did NEXT stipulate these changes?

    I could see NEXT requiring weight loss. The picture above from July is not that long ago, but Ali appears to have lost weight since then, and she didn’t have a lot of weight to spare. Even in the photo above, though, she lacks the sparkle she used to have, and her hair looks brittle. The eyebrow styling is also possibly something that NEXT wanted.

    What I find hard to believe is that NEXT would be loving the rubbery lip injections. The nose job is also a bit weird, but they may have known about it. What they might not have banked on is that (as pointed out above) narcissist Dina would ask the doctor to give Ali the Dina Special, “Do I Have Unused Coke in My Nose?”

    She really looks like something is up with her eyes, but that could be eating disorder related, I guess. They seem more open to me–when you compare the pictures on the other site, the eyelid is in the same place, but the eye itself is more open.

    Even more terrifying is the comment above about Ali’s Twitter. If their mom has taught them that they can trust no one but the family (her), that’s actually a symptom of emotional domestic abuse because it allows Dina to consolidate her emotional control over her kids.

    EDITED to add a link to some pictures of a healthier Ali at the airport with her family only 6-7 months ago:
    http://dlisted.com/node/40926/images/spl250821_002.jpg

  130. Camille says:

    That is so, so sad. I actually feel sorry for her.
    Those parents really screwed up their kids didn’t they. (And yes in this case I am blaming their parents).

  131. Firecracker says:

    Madisyn, I was thinking along the lines of Mischa Barton, being – no one caring anymore, that she’s now irrelevant. Even though Liho is irrelevant now, that the paps would just not care enough about her to take the pics soon. Mischa was always getting papped. When Liho’s court crap is all settled, that’s what I think will happen. Am I making any sense, I can’t seem to get out what I want to say! Too many tini’s, I do believe.

  132. Erin says:

    i am absolutely mortified, wow

  133. Madisyn says:

    Gotcha Firecracker, I agree. Your saying EVEN the paps won’t bother to return her calls.

    Of course, Blohan was on a ‘higher’ (pun intended) pedestal than Barton and has much, much further to fall. And it couldn’t happen to anyone more deserving.

    Oh, no worries about making yourself ‘clear’. I completely understand, as too many cracktinis is my specialty.

  134. Seal Time 6 says:

    I cannot believe NEXT would ask for something like this to be done. No way.

  135. Firecracker says:

    Madisyn, correct! Glad you figured out what I was trying to say. You are so right about her being higher up the pedestal once.

    Along the lines was my pun intended too, did u catch that?

    Gotta run, it’s quittin time! Chat tomorrow!

  136. michelle says:

    Those bushy eyebrows make her look very masculine and her overall appearance is very unattractive. She used to be such a pretty girl. What a shame.

  137. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    @seal team, according to Crystal Ren (and others) models are frequently asked to lose weight (when they’re already underweight). If they’re so willing to ask women to starve themselves, why wouldn’t they suggest a nose job and fillers to go along with the scary-skinny physique?

  138. anon207 says:

    You know, I kind of had hopes that Ali would be able to be smart enough to escape all of that. She seemed like she knew her family was trouble, and that Lindsay’s life plan was an example of what NOT to do. But now, it looks like it got to her, and they started messing with her face (which was already pretty) and what seems like a case of anorexia has made her unrecognizable. Poor girl. I hope Dina Lohan burns in h*|| for what she has done to both of her girls.

  139. the original bellaluna says:

    *passes melon balls, snarfs crack-n-cheese, waves, falls off raft – damn!* Of course the crack denials are flying – Blohans 1 & 2 didn’t get POSITIVE publicity for surgically messing up Blohan 3.

    I expected nothing less.

    I certainly hope Ali(bi) isn’t on the approved Blohan Fame-Whore Diet (thanks, Madisyn!) but it certainly appears to be so.

    And of course, MiLo has expressed his “concern” for Ali…on ROL!

  140. LittleDeadGrrl says:

    Woah, what the hell happened to the poor girl?!

  141. isabel says:

    That’s it. We need to exile these people and neuter them. I can’t deal with this mess! This is utterly ridiculous. Dina Lohan is an abusive piece of human waste. Gross. THIS IS GROSS. MAKE IT STOP.

  142. Jennifer says:

    C.R.A.Z.Y.

  143. Seal Time 6 says:

    I don’t think NEXT asked, because Ali now looks horrible. It is counter-constructive for them to ask an employee to do this.

  144. blinditemreader says:

    Poor kid. She never stood a chance in that family. 🙁

  145. sandy says:

    I think they have got the picture of the wrong girl as Ali Lohan. Look at the teeth, there is no gap in Ali Lohan’s teeth in the before pictures but there is one in the after pictures. Plus in the before picture she has too many freckles on her hand and nothing in the after pictures.

  146. Kloops says:

    Jo Mama et al. Personally, I have never found Ali Lohan to be attractive, intelligent or talented in any way. The only difference is that she is now surgically mutilated and untalented. The responsibility lies with her parents, particularly her MOTHER for thrusting her into the spotlight and encouraging delusions of grandeur; not anonymous posters on CB . It is her piss-poor mother who has caused this mess and it would take a lot of evidence for me to believe this is the fault of the “media” and not shoddy parenting. . Yes, I feel sorry for AL, but I also felt pity before she mutilated her face.

  147. Kloops says:

    Jo Mama et al. Personally, I have never found Ali Lohan to be attractive, intelligent or talented in any way. The only difference is that she is now surgically mutilated and untalented. The responsibility lies with her parents, particularly her MOTHER for thrusting her into the spotlight and encouraging delusions of grandeur; not anonymous posters on CB . It is her piss-poor mother who has caused this mess and it would take a lot of evidence for me to believe this is the fault of the “media” and not shoddy parenting. . Yes, I feel sorry for AL, but I also felt pity before she mutilated her face.

  148. I haven’t read the comments but I’m just going to jump in here. She looks ill. When I was hospitalized last year with a blood clot, I lost a lot of weight. Like lots. My bones were sticking out and my hair was dry and lifeless. I was pale and looked like crap. That’s what Ali looks like. She looks either ill from a sickness or she’s purposefully starving herself for her “modeling career.” Either way she looks horrible.

    Now, Lindsay has come out saying that Ali has never had plastic surgery, HA! Even when I was super skinny sick, my face did not change dramatically except for being more angular. My cheekbones did not “puff up”, and my lips didn’t either. My eyes were sunken in, not wide eyed. Something just doesn’t add up. I really dislike her eyebrows by the way. She looks like a teenage version of Pete Burns from Dead or Alive.

  149. Chris says:

    Holy Karen Carpenter, Batman!

    It’ll be interesting to see if this massive weight loss pays off for her career over the next couple of years.

    As an aside, everytime I read her name my inner voice pronounces Ali as in Muhammad Ali not Ali as in Ally. I find it very disconcerting. I also feel ill when I see photos of anorexic people. The sight of them brings on a mild headache.

  150. phaksi says:

    OMG IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE HER. Isnt she like 12, is it legal for her to do all these procedures?!

  151. maddie says:

    absolutely terrible, she was pretty before now she just looks plastic and ugly! dina lohan should of never had children! TERRIBLE MOTHER!

  152. RuddyZooKeeper says:

    My God, she must be so hungry. My stomach aches for her. How is she not passing out? Just look at her teeth in those pix! Can you say calcium deficiency?

  153. kristen says:

    I dont think thats` her She had beautiful dark hair!

  154. the original bellaluna says:

    Here’s a link to Linnocent’s latest Ali insight, and it is TERRIFYING:

    http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/09/lindsay-lohan-tweets-support-scary-skinny-sister-ali-calls-her-gorgeous

  155. no says:

    Oh for GODS SAKE, it’s not plastic surgery. Every time anyone looks slightly different, everybody has to crow PLASTIC SURGERY(!) like Dr Frederic Brandt somehow morphed into Arsenio Hall and is doing the fist pump to a cheering crowd of idiots.

    She’s just thin — really, really, thin. I’d go so far as to say anorexic. She’s also pale as fuck. Anyone who’s had a decent tan before knows how much it can alter the look of your face. That’s the whole principle behind bronzer; Here we see the effect of it on her hugely protruding nose. As for her cheeks, it’s just badly applied blush that hasn’t been blended out (I get that’s the aesthetic, but it looks like shit.) Her eyebrows have been filled in in a similar harsh, unblended fashion. Her lips have been outlined with a dark brown pencil and then filled in with a skin colored lipstick. Whomever did the lip-liner strayed outside her natural lip which is why her lips look so big and goofy. Think of the infamous “Keep Mexicans Away From Sharpies” jpeg.

    This whole makeup look is so typical of what’s fashionable in certain British mags and is currently being aped by some American brands like American Apparel. I like to think of it as the new heroin chic.

  156. Leah says:

    I don’t think that this pic is so awful, I have seen others that look bad but not sure what the big deal is over this one. I think the worst part are the eye brows. They are neighbors of my sister’s in-laws and it is sad that fame has ruined their family. They were once semi-normal like the rest of us. PLUS they are from LI so….

  157. Leah says:

    OK just checked out the “real” pictures (why they did that is weird) and I still don’t think she looks that bad except for the small one. Of course she has to be a stick figure to be a model plus I grew 6 inches in one year and lost 20 lbs, she is tall so it is possible she had a growth spurt. Anyway, the one pic looks really bad but the walking ones look like any other model out there. Again, the eyebrows are awful but I doubt they were sewn on, they are prob the only thing still natural, those she should change I say.

  158. Be Smart says:

    WHAT A FREAK!!! scary