In Touch: Jessica Simpson’s eggo is totally preggo

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Yesterday, I saw some new photos of Jessica Simpson (here) in Cabo San Lucas, and it suddenly occurred to me that Jessica really is (probably) pregnant (allegedly). Much like I called it just days before Jennifer Garner announced her third pregnancy, this news is now being confirmed in a half-assed way by In Touch Weekly. Yes, I’m starting to think my baby-predicting skills are coming along nicely, but I’m still waiting for the real, official confirmation to People Magazine or Us Weekly.

The Is She? or Isn’t She? speculation is over. In Touch Weekly can exclusively confirm Jessica Simpson is pregnant!

The 31-year-old singer recently attended the 32nd birthday party of her fiancé, Eric Johnson, where she sent back her glass of champagne for a birthday toast. As it turns out, the pair has something even better to celebrate. A source close to Jessica and Eric tells In Touch the couple is expecting their first child.

“She’s already having kooky cravings!” a friend shares, especially nacho chips dipped in chocolate — “which satisfy her urge for salty and sweet” — cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas.

Now, despite the fact that there will be one more “guest” (and that “Jessica might have to take out her dress a bit”), their plans to marry in November haven’t changed.

While it’s true that not everyone would consider the timing ideal, the friend says the couple considers the baby to be “the best wedding gift ever.” Luckily, she’s not due ’til spring, leaving them just enough time to be newlyweds before new parents

[From In Touch Weekly]

See, I don’t think Jessica will still be hell-bent on getting married if she’s really knocked up. I think Farty can only do one thing at a time, so she’ll want to just concentrate on having a healthy pregnancy above all else, and the wedding will just happen whenever. Oh, this in interesting too – Celebuzz claims that People Magazine is getting an exclusive pregnancy announcement for an as-yet-unknown celebrity… so…that’s probably Jessica. Or Angelina Jolie. Or Jennifer Aniston. OR ALL THREE.

Anyway, if it’s on, good for Jessica and Eric and congrats to them. If it’s not on, Jessica needs to try a new style, I think.

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  1. Erinn says:

    Huh. Well that would explain why it’s taking her so long to get married. I can’t really see her getting married while pregnant, so I wouldn’t be surprised if she just waited until after this supposed baby.

  2. brin says:

    I hope she is preggers cause she is really getting big. Her K Fed must be overjoyed, congrats.

  3. lucy2 says:

    If true congrats to them, but I find it hard to believe Papa Joe isn’t forcing them to the altar with a shotgun.

  4. mln76 says:

    Something about her bloat makes me think she’s actually pregnant. The boyfriend is a loser but regardless I’m sure she’s happy.

  5. Susan says:

    Congrats to them if she is preggers. Otherwise, yes she needs to find a decent stylist, cause girl is begining to look like a fat slob.

    This is how it starts, Jessica. One minute you’re dressing sort of frumpy and the next minute, you’re Kirstie Alley.

  6. dorothy says:

    Honestly, I’m amazed she’s still relevant gossip material. What exactly has she been doing that is “celebrity” status in years?

  7. tapioca says:

    Didn’t her Dad gently nudge Pete & Ashlee to the altar before their son was born?

    Anyway, I think she’ll be a great mum – she seems like the kind of person to be very maternal and warm-hearted, so “Congrats!” to them.

  8. tripmom says:

    Can you imagine how huge and farty she’ll get when she’s pregnant?

  9. lin234 says:

    Jess’s dad is all about the money. Ashlee had pretty much dropped out of the music scene by the time she was pregnant and Pete was worth a lot more than her. Now that it’s the other way around with Jess, I think he’s trying to do everything he can to convince her not to walk down the aisle.

    If she is preggo, congrats to her! She looks like she would be a very caring mother.

  10. Callli Pygian says:

    This was out on Blind Gossip and CDAN recently (last 1-2 wks.).

  11. bubbly says:

    Sure hope it’s pregancy because if it isn’t then she is getting B-I-G! Maybe that’s also why she’s not trying to starve herself with her former trainer. I’d love to see lots of pics of her at 8 months along…LOL…a real blimp.

  12. Rhiley says:

    So now she will have a real kid she can drop off at the pool.

  13. Lantana says:

    I get her mixed up with Brittany Spears. Jessica doesn’t have kids, right? And she’s the one that Tony Romo dumped in the middle of nowhere? Or was that Brittany? Obviously I have some Googling to do. Anyway, if she isn’t pg, she’s going to go into hiding after all the publicity bc either she is or she’s gained some weight. Has she been spotted drinking, or not? That’s always a good clue.Except if it was LL of course, then I think all bets would be off, but that’s a whole other blonde thread.

  14. Roma says:

    Those don’t sound like pregnancy cravings, that just sounds like Jess’ normal diet. Well, minus the booze.

    I think she’s preggo too and can’t wait to see her further along. I bet she’s just going to look like a big ball!

  15. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    Jessica is a beautiful lady and I’d rather hear about farts than diet plans anyday!

  16. LeeLoo says:

    Jessica is one of those people who I think pregnancy will ruin her body but I think having a baby is what she has wanted above all else. Hopefully things between her and Eric are tight. Congrats to both of them (if it’s true).

  17. the original bellaluna says:

    tapioca – You are a master of understatement! Actually, Papa Joe Pimpson took Pete aside and said “You WILL marry her” when he found out Ashlee was pregnant. (That’s why their ridiculous Mad Hatter/Alice in Wonderland themed wedding happened so quickly, and included mostly family. Papa Joe actually officiated the ceremony.)

    For some reason, I just don’t think he’ll force the issue with Jess. She’s already been married, she’s over 30, and she’s in a presumably stable relationship with a dude who’s not going anywhere.

    Congrats to them both! (And you know she’s gonna get B-I-G because she’s not very tall, and she’s not a naturally “petite” person, and her dude’s kinda on the big side. But I think she’ll be adorable pregnant, and I can’t wait to see it!)

  18. Stubbylove says:

    Those teets of hers are going to get HUGE.

  19. Happy21 says:

    I hope she is preggers too because I feel bad that her weight is under such scrutiny if she’s not.

    And as far as her KFed goes…girl is worth millions I’m sure she won’t miss a couple mill that she’ll have to give him when they split.

  20. Kim says:

    She looks pregnant – not because of her weight but because of where the weight gain is. She is carrying weight really low in front and looks to be at least 4-5 months along. Looks like shes carrying a boy to me. With boys women seem to gain low and with girls its more that stomach that jabs out versus hangs low – not always of course but typically true.

  21. Jessica says:

    According to US Weekly, her marriage is on hold for good.

  22. Semper says:

    That last pic gave me the lulz. Poor girl just about dislocated her shoulder trying to get those collar bones to stick out.

  23. Camille says:

    I just can’t imagine this chick as a mother. She is so effing ditzy and stupid. Well, thank god for nannies etc huh.

  24. Orange Cone says:

    if Farty is pregnant, can you imagine the weight she’ll gain??! I dont think she’ll recover from it either…

    in that last photo- where’s her neck? she reminds me of Humpty Dumpty

  25. VintageBum says:

    Leave the poor woman’s weight alone. It’s her lack of intelligence we should worry about. Whether she got pregnant on purpose (it’s celebrity baby season after all) or it was carelessness… either way she was impregnated by that leech/ swamp monster :/

  26. JaneWonderfalls says:

    I really can’t care about any more celeb pregnancies. I will state this NOW! I will not be commenting on any other celebrity preggers!

  27. Joe's Mom says:

    I thought she was definitely pregnant last July (I think it was), when there were the pics of her in that tight, gold/beige dress. The odd thing is, even thought I still think she’s pregnant, she doesn’t look much bigger in the current pictures than she did back then.

  28. bigfun says:

    she pretty but even prettier now that she is pregnant wish her and her family the best hope she has a safe delievery