These are new, magnificent photos of our beloved crackhead, Lindsay Lohan, at an LA event for “Saints Row: The Third.” I had to look it up, because I thought it was a music thing. It’s a video game and gangs or something. I don’t care, I’m not a gamer. Besides, look at these Linnocent photos! Maybe it’s the Claritin D I took this morning, but these may be my new favorite Cracken photos.
Before we get to the state of her face (and busted wig/weave), let me say something nice – I kind of like the dress. It’s cute, it has pockets, and it looks cute on Linnocent’s figure. Now for the harsh: HER CRACKFACE. Busted. So, so busted. Much like Kim Kardashian, I think the fake eyelashes are a big problem. Linnocent is already high and thus, squinty. Add fake eyelashes, and she’s doubling for LeAnn Rimes. And yes, her whole mouth/teeth situation is really busted too. I usually don’t look beyond the crack lips, but her teeth are looking especially methy too. Shall we talk about that blonde monstrosity on her head? Whatever it is, it looks like plastic Barbie hair.
In other Linnocent news, Now Magazine (British tabloid, full of crap almost always) reports this week that Linnocent is feeling all broody and she now wants a baby. FOR ATTENTION. Of course. Apparently, Lindsay thinks her new boyfriend/john Philipp Plein will be a good baby-daddy, and a source tells Now Mag: “Lindsay wants to be a mum as soon as possible. Her mum Dina Lohan was 24 when she had Lindsay and she’s always wanted to have kids in her twenties too.” Because Dina Lohan is the bar that Linnocent has set for herself. Yikes. But seriously, I hope the Cracken isn’t thinking about getting knocked up. Please, God.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Man, she is so gross.
And, ever since I saw her in “Machete,” I think she’s double gross.
There’s probably going to be 100+ comments on this thing, bring on the “cracktinis”
oh she is the gift that keeps on giving…can’t wait for court next week.
Dear Lord, what on earth is going on with her teeth? They look like the size of my son’s. ALL BABY teeth. Has she chewed on that foil enough to file down those suckers? Jeez.
Woman needs some serious hair counseling.
She looks like she’s had a face full of botox. Her forehead looks really smooth (as it should be for a normal 24 year old) and it used to have lots of wrinkles.
So sad how a body can be destroyed from the inside out…
You know who she needs to be sued by next? A dentist. It’s called an appointment: make one.
@Katyusha
I saw her in Machete for the first time a few weeks ago, and I kind of liked her in it only because she played a caracature of herself. It was quite sad and I don’t think she even realized that’s what she was doing.
She looks disgusting, agree about the face and teeth looking all jacked up. Even worse is she keeps parading herself around for photos, only reminding the world how awful.
Nice! The colour of her hair matches the colour of her teeth.
Doesn’t matter if she gets pregnant: In Cali, CPS will take the baby as soon as it pops positive for drugs.
*waves & raises cracktini to All the Usual Suspects*
Wow, it’s gonna be a good day! A “Linnocent looks like bloody hell” story first thing in the morning! I may need to go back to bed!
Girlfriend looks more and more like a rent-a-hooker. (I mean no offense to the prostitution community)
@Poison Ivy: LOL Ew!!
I watched Mean Girls this weekend.. I can’t believe this is the same person.
I think her womb should probably be labeled a hostile territory. I can’t imagine that any living thing would survive in there for nine minutes, much less nine months. Ugh.
Well she’s high as hell…. Nothing new I know, but least this time shes not shoveling on the hooker make-up.
Lets not forget her hideous legs that she’s proudly showing off. She needs to start wearing her own leggings if she’s going to be in a dress, her’s are awful. You can see all the bruises from being on her knees so much plus other crap i dont have a clue what it is.
Crack teef!
didn’t think much of the teeth until i got to the third last photo. YIKES. girl, my husband didn’t go to the dentist for 5 years, smoked 2 packs a day for 10 years, and even his teeth don’t look that bad.
it may only be 8:30 am where i am, but i’m ready for a cracktini or two.
She isn’t going to have those 4 front teeth to worry about much longer.
I hope she gets a Duff-style mouthful of chompers.
Yikes. I can’t get over how tight and painful her face looks. It’s so bad it’s distracting me from her teeth, which is pretty hard to do, they’re pretty much all I can see in her pictures these days.
The romper looks less like an outfit, more like she forgot to change out of her smock at the Tragic Weave salon, and just belted it up. Meth-tacular.
@ Jeebus
You’re right, and I totally see that.
But, you could not pay me enough to be in a movie where I portray a girl who is involved in sexual acts with her mother.
That really, really grossed me out and is disturbing to me.
She really does have terrible teeth; she could’ve used some good veneers instead of that Porsche.
@Tierra – I was thinking the same thing! I can’t tell if those are freckles on her legs or sores. (Could be both)
Those teeth! Oh my. There’s no question her drug of choice was/ is meth.
Drug are bad, mmmmkay.
her teeth are the same color as her hair.
ShanKat – “Meth-tacular” BRILLIANT! (Mind if I use it? Frequently.)
I noticed her thin, pointy, yellowy teeth immidiately. They are in very bad shape but you know, Crackhan has been working really hard lately so she probably doesn’t have time for the dentist. The dress is kind of cute– until the last picture, and then it looks like she is scratching herself. Fleas? Or maybe she is copying all the great smugglers and is trying to hide some blow between her lady lips. Who knows.
It’s hard to believe she was once a very pretty young lady….Now, she just looks used up.
Sung to the tune of Mack the Knife:
“Oh the crack babe, has such teeth dear, and she shows them, yellow brown – oh that cracky’s back in town!”
This makes me sad. Why can’t someone step in and help her. I don’t understand. I know, I am naive.. She’s going to die and then everyone will be sad and say what a waste but it’s going on right now and noone seems to care enough to say, “okay, I will help you”. Maybe all the “stars” that hit Twitter when someone passes should think about Tweeting before someone dies.
She is looking like Axl Rose from ’89-’90, when he was all smack-n-crack.
God awful teeth and receeding gums.
Not a good look for anybody.
She is just downright hideous. Everything about her, inside and out, is grotesque. Her legs, arms and face are speckled and mottled. Her teeth, lips and eyes are less than desirable. All of these external things could be overlooked if she were just nice; nice and nondelusional.
Bellaluna, please do. Frequently.
Dang, thanks ladies – many many laughs first thing in the morning – maybe I should be thanking lynnocent – nah, I thank the posters!
That dress looks like a rumpled curtain and her “hair”-wig looks like my old used up mop!
The yellow teeth – cant even think of anything to say here – except EEK!
Cant wait for her court appointment next week – I am even surprised she is back in the US – I was starting to believe that this call girl was on permanent duty in Europe!
She looks like she got stung by a bee on her face. Yikes. So young…tragic.
She does actually remind me of Marilyn Monroe now — dying from overdose.
There are more pictures of her on another site that you can zoom. Her hand and her teeth. Even her whacked out mother CANNOT deny she is an addict. A hitting bottom addict.
If she is hooking, those dudes best be careful. I am starting to believe the HIV rumor. She is looking really ill and messed up.
Boo you whore.
I wonder how much it sucks to be known as a crackie joke around the world. Not that she cares…she loves the attention.
Good God! She looks scary! If this chick makes it to the “27 Club” I will be amazed! Crack-tacular!
DearGod, she put fillers in her cheeks. How can she not see she looks like a wornout 45-year-old with blonde hair.
LL should not be allowed to reproduce in any form or fashion.
“steve bechemi teeth” Lohan..well looks like Vikram has knocked her up…and she is trying to pin it on Philipp…
right now Jerry springer is on Stand By.
child services should be at the hospital when that child is born.
How in the FCK would she know he would be a good father,she met him 2 days before the photo shoot..that makes it 2 weeks ago….she would be a worse mother the cassey anthony…shyt look what she did to Ali
She looks 50…and what happened to all that community service????
Girl needs to SLEEP. Her eyes look HEAVY. And not during the day, sleep at night when your body detoxifies itself.
I’m sure Linnocent has already been pregnant on numerous occassions…sick biatch
Her teeth tell it all, & I know not everyone agrees with me but I do think Linnocent will be organ failured in the not too distant future as b4 all the hideous plastic surgery her face looked wrecked (even more than now!!) so her internal organs must be on their 9th life by now…
Its just really sad looking back at her around 5 years ago b4 the drugs and alcohol took hold and physically destroyed her looks not to mention her career, she almost deserves pity but is such a delusional entitled sociopath that pity is kind of hard to muster up…
*raises cracktini & crackmopolitan* to all the ladies 🙂
All she needs to do is cackle (crackle), she already looks like a witch. Morning all!
botox hell.
plus, she is high as a kite
I thought FrankenALI looked bad.
So this is the face of pleins designs for 2012…Its going to be a bad year for europe..all those hot women world wide, and they pic the creature from the gloryhole room.
If they think this is hot…they might as well hire carrot Top, or larry king to model their mens clothes…
europe might as well hire vin diesel to market hair care products.
and have chaz bono to be a swim suit model..
Oh.
Sweet.
Jesus.
She’s starting to look like the Korean woman who injected her face with cooking oil.
Head on over to Celebuzz and check out her hand! No sober celeb would leave their house with those jacked teeth or nail polish all over their fingers. What a mess.
Well, I think we now know the reason why Blohan managed to avoid being photographed for several days after getting back to LA, she was getting more crap injected into her face and lips. She looks like she’s been freshly botoxed.
Let’s talk about her goddamn cheekbones too! For the love of god her face..I’m not even starting..
ok guys…head over to celebuzz and use the zoom tool on her pics to see just how NASTY those teefs are.
and why is her hand so damn filthy?!
http://www.celebuzz.com/photos/lindsay-lohan-at-saints-row/lindsay-lohan-at-saints-row-5/
she’s just so DIRTY. ew.
EDIT: sheri (#36) and Nicky (#49), I’ve linked the pics. for realz, she is a total mess.
Ditto all the other “cracktini waving” posters but just like to add – she looks like a chipmunk with those godawful cheeks, it was enough with the godawful lips. Now she looks like a duck crossed with a chipmunk crossed with a – oh I cant… i just cant find the words.
Oh and I think there’s somthin else with the eyes could the botox be making them droop – I mean everything else is drooping.
letter from lindsay ” Dear tic tac,I need to place an order for some new teeth..the last ones you sent me 2 weeks ago have chipped…and for some reason every one says they have never heard of carp tictacs.If you can get them here by oct 18th that would be BALLZ. thank you <3 Lindsay Lohan PHD..”
Hi Nicky. I am thinking they are crack pipe burns, not nail polish. Also the black on her fingers is from the smoke. She is really far gone.
I do like the dress. Those teeth though, OMG!
she needs to start putting money away to buy a new set.
Can I also say I don’t understand the point of her getting plastic surgery when she is a hard core addict and is going to ruin whatever work she had done and she just looks ridiculous.
Botox is for older women who have wrinkles, somebody please tell me why is it that young women are using it !!! It doesnt make sense. She looks like a freak !!! Botox or drunk face !!
Botox is for older women who have wrinkles, somebody please tell me why is it that young women are using it !!! It doesnt make sense. She looks like a freak !!! Botox or drunk face !!
The Daily Mail has close up before and after pics of her smile: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2048621/Lindsay-Lohan-reveals-smoke-stained-smile-Hollywood-gaming-premiere.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
You can see the difference in her nose as well. Definitely looks like it’s collapsing. Her nostrils are more pronounced now.
She has some Rose McGowan face going on here.
I saw the pics @ Celebuzz….boy do they really tell a story! Man, she’s just GROSS. I hope y’all don’t mind if I hurry up out of here & look at another story because it really is painful for me to look at her…seriously!
lindsay “Larry King” Lohan must have been fried when she left the house to have that work done..I suggest to her,your doctor should be sober while performing cosmetic surgery… I think she went to some back yard DR. who shot jello in her cheeks and lips..now it has liaked into her. two fried eggs hanging from nails boobs..
Halloween is coming.love to see lindsay for one night,No makeup,No fake eyelashes,and no orange body spray…
It would scare kids worse then freddie kruger, and Jason combined
OhMyMy, holy CRAP. The Daily Mail is being kind…that’s not just “staining”, that’s straight-up ROTTING.
those pics are only two years apart…now, I used to smoke, and I drink coffee every day. And I’m older than she is…and my teeth don’t look like that! of course, I brush twice daily.
that’s GOTTA be meth use…and if not, it means she doesn’t brush her teeth. EVER.
Also, I TOTALLY agree with you on the nose collapsing. I’ve noticed for a while that her nostrils appear to be…bigger? more flared?…than they used to be. And it’s gotta be coke/meth use.
she must be chewing on rocks.or sea jaspers
Oh my word WHAT has happened to this girl – she used to be so pretty! Very sad that this is what she has come to!
The nose got me-the nostrils are narrowing and the tip is dropping-happens when the cartilege goes.
She’d look so much better if she would just WASH.
She’s not wearing fake eyelashes, just really poorly applied eyeliner.
Hahahahaha! I see everyone is on form today. Nothing to add. Carry on.
It’s just sad that she’s this excited about posing for a game launch. Is this the only thing she can gain entrance to now? It’s not like she was the inspiration or voice for one of the characters in the game. She’s so desperate to hang on to her previous lifestyle.
Her teeth look disgusting! Her whole look is just BAD! Can we please remember how she used to look like: http://photos-3.posh24.com/p/1310573/z/hairstyles/lindsay_lohan_red_hair.jpg !
Drugs will kill your beauty
the cast from the movie “Deliverance” called they want their teefus back.
I never knew “colgate” made crystal meth tooth paste.
Whoa.
Late to the party today but, wow. WOW.
I actually had a tiny tinge of sadness over these photos. She has the face of someone twice her weight and those teeth! They truly are rotting.
This is going to be another Anna Nicole situation – her “friends” will just prop her up, keep her loaded, spackle on her face and push her out in public. This is bad… very, very bad.
I dont understand why she doesnt use the money she’s paying for all those fillers and botox for some front crowns. Crowns are around 1000.00 a piece. her filler alone cost more than that since you can tell she has so much in btwn her lips and cheeks.
All i can say is that everyone around her must truly have it in for her if she thinks she looks good like this. I can see her ‘friends’ telling her how great she looks while snickering behind her back.
It must suck not to have at least one true friend who will tell you the truth no matter how much it may hurt to hear.
the “cavity creaps” have raged war in her mouth..they hyave taken no prisoners.
I can see her digging up george washington just to steal his wooden teeth..she has had alot of wood in her mouth lately so those chompers would be right at home
She wants a baby!? OMG nooooooo!
“lindsay there is nothing wrong with your teeth” your friend gary busey
Hooooooooly shit!
I saw those teeth close up on Amy Grindhouse….they are filthy and look like they are disintegrating.
Girl is definitely not healthy. I could say a lot more, but I think everyone covered it.
cavity creeps! oh my, you took me back in time for a second there!
good one!
First of all to all the commentators you guys are the highlight of my super crappy week, Linnocent posts are the best and the “cracktini” is now part of my vocabulary!
Holy hell her teeth, lips, face – the fillers have totally distorted her features!!!!!!
Well, when you think about it, Linds getting pregnant is like her 401K plan. Let’s face it, the REALLY high rollers aren’t going to be there in, say, five years — not at the rate she’s going — she already looks 10-15 years older than she is.
But getting pregnant by some really, really rich dude? She could possibly get 18 years’ worth of paydays without having to lift a (finger? leg? duck lip?). As I said, 401K plan.
She is no longer pretty and her teeth are turning brown. She could write the book on how to f**k up what could have been a long and prosperous career.
Forget her friends and all the hangers on, what about her family???? How can Dina allow her meal ticket to look like this? What about ML Jr. or Ali, can’t they see that her teeth are beyond disgusting?
You’d think the Lohan clan would realize that without Lindsay there’s no modeling career for Ali, no reality show/movie for Dina to produce and ML Jr’s acting career will be over before it starts.
Jesus she looks like crap. She has derpface in every one of these pictures.
Does she not have mirrors in her house or does she not cast a reflection? She looks awful.
nothing wrong with her teeth.everyone else just to much pride and time into theirs < Dina…
the new face of europe 2012 moto.”If its hard to do its not worth doing”…
“Put off until tomorrow what you could have done today”.
“no ones perfect and I am living proof of that”,By Lindsay “chewing on sea jaspers” Lohan
She doesn’t want a kid…..she wants child support. She’s thinking ahead.
I am out of here off to a meeting…
back on house arrest lindsay took up art..
she hows now turned her face into a “picaso”… wonder in her drunken haze “all these months”…did she mistake a brown crayon with a toothbrush..
or does she think the “Austin powers” look is in
St. Linnocent, The Meth-Tacular is perfectly described by Michael K: “this methtastic display of freckled roughness that was spit out of a crack house’s toilet.” Beautiful, truly beautiful description of the crack-head everyone loves to loathe.
1) That’s nail polish on her hand, probably because she did a really sloppy job herself prior to leaving;
2) That’s what docs call “meth mouth.” Her teeth haven’t actually broken off at the gum, but they’re headed that way with a quickness;
3) Can’t WAIT til next week’s crack tailgate – it’ll be EPIC.
the really sad thing is you know she thinks she looks GREAT…cause MommyDearest tells her how beautiful her and skeletor Ali are …….the whole family needs to be put on a remote island with no contact with the outside world.
Her teeth are so nasty looking. God, her breath must be so foul.
And I love the Saints Row games. They’re like GTA, but only sillier.
You know, I wonder if people do try to tell Lindsay the truth, but when they do, she just screams at them and then no longer hangs around them. Methinks that Lindsay just doesn’t like hearing the truth, and only likes hearing what she wants to hear.
Too bad going that way will destroy her in the end.
What’s tragic here is she THINKS she looks fabulous. Of course, this is WO and Ali telling her how great she looks.
Six more days folks. Start thinking of the hours of CS you think she completed. I’ll start taking wagers this weekend. Andy also has a pool going on TMZ but I’m going to allow posters to choose the number they want regardless if it has already been chosen. Or should we limit 2 or 3 posters per number? Input from the Crack Clique would be appreciated.
Remember when she was supposed to be the biggest thing that came out from Mean Girls, but it was actually Rachel McAdams that developed a decent career for herself instead. I don’t understand how someone can be as delusional as she is to think she’s still relevant in the industry. I’d say the next stop is the porn industry but I think even they would have their limits with this crackhead. I have no sympathy for her or her crappy mother.
Awful. Just awful. I don’t understand why meth makes teeth like that. Can someone elighten me? Afraid to google that at work. 🙂
Y’all this is so sad. She used to be so naturally pretty back in mean girls. It makes me want to cry. Seriously its sad.
Lord in Heaven those teeth! Kill it with fire!
Embee, not completely sure, but meth is made with some pretty nasty chemicals…so maybe when smoking it, the chemicals that are released damage the enamel? or the tooth material itself?
EDIT: full disclosure: most of what I know about meth is from watching Breaking Bad. so, uh, don’t take my word as gospel! 🙂
@Madisyn,
I think posters should be able to pick any number for the crack-betting pool.
Also, I agree with you. The Cracken thinks she looks fabulous.
Does Mother Crackhead not realize that if Blohan crashes and burns, the whole can is going down with her? Can’t imagine too many gossip sites are going to want to pay for stories about Ali or Mike Jr.
Here: Various reports have attributed the decay to the corrosive effects of the chemicals found in the drug, such as anhydrous ammonia (found in fertilizers), red phosphorus (found on matchboxes) and lithium (found in batteries), which when smoked or snorted might erode the tooth’s protective enamel coating.
Of course, many drug users don’t give too much care about personal hygiene, which is another reason of their teeth being in such bad shape.
However, even other use of stimulants can cause this.
Read more: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/meth/body/#ixzz1ag6qciI5
1) dried up, CHECK
2) nicotine stained teeth, CHECK
3) puffiness and other signs of substance abuse, CHECK
Yep, she’s got the whole downward spiral thing down… her’s is taking a lot longer than most
JAYSUS, Cherry Rose…that was some seriously gross/sad/shocking stuff on that site.
I’ve see the “faces of meth” site, but…wow.
DARE i say it but… maybe a baby would be GOOD for her. ??
Her hairline is so disgusting, it’s receding rapidly. Who has time to go to the dentist to get her teeth worked on, she’s been so busy with her “modeling career”! I will take an extra large cracktini, please!
And that dress…so ugly.
I’m too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I’m too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I’m too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I’m disco dancing
I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
This is now getting into seriously sad territory for me. I can’t think of a single snark. She’s out like this a week before her court appearance? She’s a lost cause unless she goes into lock down and a miracle happens.
I hope it does, Lindsay, I really do.
This is just sad. I think of the vibrant, fresh-faced, redhead firebrand that she was in Mean Girls and this is a totally different person. Sunken, lifeless eyes with bad skin/teeth and she’s losing her hair too. Too sad. Just how does a person lose control of their life like this?
Sorry. I should have put a warning on that. But yes, Lindsay’s teeth are starting to head in that direction. Even if she’s not doing meth, cocaine can cause your teeth to rot as well, from the ether that is usually cut with it.
I had a terrible dream this morning – one of my molars fell out, and I had to hold it in with a screw.
But after seeing Lindsay’s methed out/coke-ground teeth, let’s just say I’m feeling a lot better about myself.
Wow, she looks horrible. I feel bad for her.
That fake, ugly white blond hair is so horrid.
She used to have that great head of RED hair, it was unique with so many women coloring their hair ” the fake blond way ” today.
Lohan aged 20 years in a few.
Could her face be more tight or more fake looking?
Her teeth, gums and mouth, LEGS what happened???
At least spend a few hundred thousand dollars on new teeth and gums.
Few hundred dollars on some tights.
Who needs a Porsche when she looks like a natural disaster?
The Federal Government should declare her one!
Doesn’t Judge Stephanie HeadUpHerAss have some sort of a legal and moral obligation to say, “Okay, Lindsay, you have made NO progress on your CS. You have not attended therapy. You have shown no indication of wanting to do what you were instructed to do, and in fact, you have shown exactly the OPPOSITE inclination. So, the Court needs to help you right now. To do that, we are going to restrict your travel and begin drug and alcohol testing immediately, today. This way, you will be accountable to someone and have every ability and opportunity to go to CS and therapy as the Court has required you to do.”
Can the judge just ignore everything? I mean, aren’t at least the tabloids going to make noise if the judge just pats her on her head and sends her home? Doesn’t the judge have a boss who sees that once Lindsay kills someone in her car or kills herself, that Lindsay’s estate will sue the judge for negligence and for not helping her when she clearly needed it?
“Yep, she’s got the whole downward spiral thing down… her’s is taking a lot longer than most”
This trick can’t do one GD thing right. Not one.
I agree with some of the other posters – those are meth teeth. The dailymail’s pic is pretty damning.
Re: Crackhands. I’ve got a theory. . .
Clearly, she has nail polish on her hands, but that dirty tint? My little fingies get all grubby whenever I have to scrape my (marijuana) bowl for resin. I’m not altogether familiar with a crack pipe, but I imagine it’s the same principle. The resin is sticky and smelly and doesn’t wash off easily with soap and water. (Not accusing Lindsay of being familiar with soap and water, by the way.)
Could our little Lady McMeth be scraping the bottom of the proverbial barrel?
Such a shame. . . surely one of her johns would have given her a “going away” present to pass the time while state side? Or maybe she intended to deplete her stash before going over to Europe to give herself time to “clean up” for her court date, but found herself all itchy and angsty before her “big Hollywood premiere” ? Either way, I think it’s safe to say she found something to make her (meth)smile.
She just looks like a specimen of health, doesn’t she?
I give her 6 months or less at the rate she’s spiraling down.
Bess
I agree, posters should get to choose. I’m just afraid EVERYONE of us is going to pick 33 to 35 hours. They only people who will guess more are Innocent, of course, those that think Vikram made a ‘healthy donation’ to the head person who ‘oversees’ her CS at the DWC, and folks who stumble on here, like first time posters, get in the game but don’t follow the Cracken’s cracknanigans.
I think Mother Crackhead is VERY aware of Blohan’s possible death spiral but as many have noted, SHE CAN’T DO SHIT ABOUT IT. Anyone who so much as says anything that isn’t a glowing review of how wonderful she is, THEY’RE OUT! WO included.
Over a hundred comments and most are saying the same thing, including MYSELF but this is NOTHING NEW. She’s had the bleached weave, the cracked duck lips, the bruises and scabs all over, the hooker rumors, and the meth teeth for at LEAST a year. I was a bit shocked when there was that ONE pic of her in Paris that wasn’t as bad as usual.
Firecracker
I’ll join you in that extra large cracktini after those pics. And I’m talking about just the above photos, I didn’t dare click on Cherry Rose’s link. You know those Vegas extra, extra large margarita promotional glasses? Thats what my cracktini is in!
Why do I think this chick will get into the 27 club? Also her “friends/business associates” clearly have no pride or shame why would you let that mouth anywhere near your parts? I’m sure she’s infected in her parts but her mouth is just another issue. It’s sad to see a young woman my age looking so awful. She did it to herself and no one loves her or likes her enough to get her serious help. She needs more than rehab because she doesn’t take it seriously just goes through the motions. People still give her “work” and let her get away with stuff. Most have shunned her but not enough for her tonthink about changing as long as she continues to have people enabling her she will never change.
I am actually down right disgusted with this, and happy for once I’m not in MOD hell and my posts are actually POSTING.
Saw the pics of her teeth close up on Radar and OMG I’m surprised they haven’t fallen out of her damn mouth yet.
@ Madisyn, I’m still going to go for 40 hrs of CS – yes I know that is giving her far too much credit but for some reason I feel that inbetween the drugs etc she may have snuck a couple of extra hours in..
& I’m def not @ Innocent or in any way want to be associated with Innocent *downing jug of cracktini and crackmopolitan * but I’m putting 40 hrs out there!!! Ahhhh, and yes come Wed I will be happy to admit my mistake as its more than likely to be!!
Going 4 a quick snorkel in the vodka vat, anyone else fancy it? Xx
She needs to go back to her own red hair, this blonde looks terrible!
#60 OMG that Daily Mail post is incredible!
They have close-up before and after of The Teef – and they are worse than anything I imagined – black spots of decay and everything. Think what her BREATH must be like!
She has the money & time to fix them. Does she not notice? Does she not care? How do crackies think?
I know that I should be up to date on this info, but how many hours of CS did Linnocent complete as of the last progress report? Was it 25??
Madisyn,
I can understand that Mother Crackhead & the rest of the clan would be afraid of pissing Blohan off by confronting her or doing an intervention, but they’re failing her big time. If she’s dead or falls any further down the hollywood food chain, there will be ZERO money coming in. They’re not thinking long term.
I cannot believe you! I ALWAYS agree with you- but that dress is HIDEOUS. It looks like something from the TjMax clearance rack!
jeespers…those teeth are just plain nasty….
OMG WHY WHY WHY did I click on that DM link?! That which has been seen cannot be UNSEEN! Gaaaaaaah!!
Next stop for her: Faces of Meth.
Now, Madisyn, be kind. You know motherbear of Clan of the Crackhead will be right there to collect on that life insurance policy!
Someone hand me a cracktini, please, while I go read the rest of the comments.
@Ruby hahaha vodka-vat snorkling. That made my day – I can just see her gleefully backstroking, making little happy-Cracken sounds into her waterproof crack pipe…
Ruby Red
I know your not Innocent and would NEVER insinuate otherwise. You can choose any number you want. You want 40, you got 40. I was trying to be ‘cute’ with the ‘everyone is going to guess the same’.
I’m with Boo. I want that SCRAM slapped on her scabbed and bruised leg and random drug testing twice a week. That would make her do her CS (I think?) and her therapy as she wouldn’t have hangovers. And she couldn’t travel for her ‘modeling’ gigs, not to mention drinking and drugging. Nothing like a little incentive for this twit.
Problem is CA is broke and to order it at this stage would seem like she’s pandering for the cameras and Blohans lawyer would scream bloody murder how this doesn’t happen to others in her circumstance and the judge is ‘trying to make an example’ of Blohan. bellaluna thinks this judge, like others have just thown their hands up at this point. I got excited thinking something MIGHT happen in regards to her missing ‘therapy’ for over a month that we know of, but I’m beggining to have my doubts.
Her teeth are so yellow. Smoking will do that to you.
Bess
It was 33 hours. That’s why my guess is 34. Ruby Red thinks she snuck a couple more hours in, I don’t. I agree with you wholeheartedly on the ‘long term’ thinking plan, problem is I believe Dina did try the intervention route years ago and was punched in the face for her troubles. I can’t even imagine striking my mother, what a piece of shit she is. NO ONE and NOTHING is going to stop this insolent, spoiled, entitled bitch from doing EXACTLY AS SHE PLEASES. Not her parents, not the studio’s, and not the courts.
bellaluna
I’ve been thinking about that life insurance policy theory. With her cracknanigans, wouldn’t the people who write up these policies have demanded a physical in the last few years? Not only that but this twit can’t afford SAG dues, how could she or WO possibly afford a life insurance policy?
*Passing large cracktini*
Boo
Thats Ruby Red in the vat, not BLOHAN! There is a NO LOHANS clause in the contract for all members. You can bring anyone you want, as long as its not a ‘Lohan’. Bite your tongue for even suggesting this twit INFECT our vodka vat! FOR SHAME!
@ Madisyn, yeh I know, it was my embarressment at being positive like Innocent!! Think I may have inhaled too much delusion smoke recently! 😉
@ Ben, come join, there’s a spare crack pipe on the edge 😀
Do u know I am beginning to wonder if the courts are just going to give up at some point…I mean Linnocent is never going to do as they order so what happens long term?!? (That is if Linnocent actually lives long term!!)
these TEEEFS, as Michael K. would say. Anyway – I don’t think it’s a dress: it seems to be one really weird ugly-ass jumpsuit.
Poor thing, her teeth look like they are ready to fall out of her mouth, and those cheeks have been injected with apples. She looks like she is so strung out….I have no idea what it looks like to be strung out on crack, but she is a total mess headed for an early grave….
She wants a baby??? For what? To run over with her car? Sell for crack?? Swindle child support out of whatever moron impregnates her? Thankfully her trash can of a body is probably way too messed to make a baby.
I just feel sad when I watch Mean Girls now, you had so much potential Linds!
MissyA – Of COURSE she got a “parting gift”: seen the post about her new Porsche?
Mad – We’ve never placed a limit on it before (ha!) why start now? Let us all agree though, that as before, winner(s) gets gloating rights and the “pool” gets pooled to finance the crack-snackage at the next tail gate. I think that’s fair. (And oh gross, really? “Scabbed bruised leg.” Yuck, girl.)
Is there one of those really big-ass-wear-it-as-a-necklace-type Vegas cracktinis for me?
Re: the life insurance; it’s possible it was paid “up front,” probably long ago, when she was still a viable commodity.
Boo – Judge Snow-Jobbed is just going to give another “stern talking to and slap on the hand” – she’s fed up; the city of LA is fed up; LA county is fed up; the ENTIRE STATE OF CA is fed up. The only way Blohan is ever going to see repercussions for her actions is when/if she kills herself or someone else. Possibly in that Porsche.
ABSOLUTELY NO LOHANS IN THE POOL. It’s a hard and fast policy. (What do you think the electrified concertina-wire-topped fence is for?)
I don’t do lines on your toilet, you can’t swim in my pool.
Please pass me a double cracktini!!
Because, I was clearly wrong last week when I said that ol’ Linds should have taken that 80 grand she spend on that car to fix that busted-ass weave of hers.
Bitch should have used that money to fix her weave and buy a toothbrush and some soap!
Do they not have a 1-800-dentist out in Lala land?
I have a 14 yr ol Papillion that has a better grill than that bitch!
Put me down for 38 hours. I think she’ll sneak in a few before next Wed at the last minute.
Whoopsies
It was Ben, not Boo. Sorry Boo. The numbers cover the names sometimes. And Ben, again, FOR SHAME!
Ruby Red
I hope they don’t throw in the towel. She should be held accountable, like everyone else. We see celebrities all the time get picked up for DUI. They do what is ordered and move on, quietly. Not Blohan, it will be FIVE YEARS when her CS has to be completed come 2012 and I don’t see it ending then either.
If this twit keeps blowing off her ‘therapy’ and CS, throw her ass in jail. It will wipe that smirk off her face faster than anything else.
Holy Crackness!
When ever I look at photos of Linnocent now I just feel kind of sad for her. She used to be so pretty and have so much promise as an actress. Now look at her. I wonder if she will ever get herself together.
Computer says no.
I see Meth teeth and soon there will be scabs on that once beautiful face. How sad. Just like Robert Downey the only way this girl is going to live to see thirty is to be locked away from her horrible mother.
Overall, it’s just really sad, in that pathetic kind of way. She is in for a long road ahead if she doesn’t get help.
I too feel sad. I can’t even make my usual bitchy comments because she was sooo fucking beautiful. She had beautiful skin, hair, and a really nice figure and now she’s just washed out and her face and teeth are just..
I’m but a few years older than her but I remember being 13 and my mother and I taking my little cousins to see the Parent Trap. And I was just so like, “Lindsay is so cool. She’s going to kill Hollywood when she gets older.” And in reality Hollywood wound up killing her. So sad.
I hate her parents. I blame them 50 percent for how she turned out.
How can she NOT be delusional and narcissistic?
She (by no fault of her own – it’s her own family) is surrounded by people who have never shown her real love — LL doesn’t know what it is.
Yes, she must take responsibility for her own actions. Yes, she’s getting to (and going right past) rock-bottom. But where where WHERE is her mom and dad and siblings to get her out of this mess?
I try to think of it, if I was addicted to something, I would think/hope that at least ONE member of my immediate family would tell me to stop, would want (WANT) me to get help.
How sad that she has never truly felt anyone’s REAL love. Just my two, long-winded, cents!
Mad – Yup. The crackmetic holds up. (I’m not doing it again; just go to a previous post.)
But I honestly think if Blohan ends up in jail, she’ll pull a Parasite and have some “mental breakdown” and they’ll be all “Oh, poor baby, let us move you to house arrest” or something.
I call it.
CindyB – As my mother once told me “sometimes love is sick.” And some of the fault is her own, as she refuses to acknowledge she has a problem and refuses to take ANY responsibility for ANYTHING she’s done or not done.
FYI, I was head-butted in the cheekbone by a tantrum-throwing toddler, and while it IS black and blue, it still does not look messed up to Blohanesque proportions. (But it does F’ing HURT.)
get thee to a dentist, cracky, and stop shooting up your meth face with silly putty.
That child needs therapy and years away from Hollywood and her leeching parents.
I’m not so sure that black thing she’s wearing is a dress. Esp in those last two pics, I swear I see shorts and the “skirt” is really a drapey flap thing that’s only in the front.
As for the rest… I agree with the general consensus here.. meth mouth, bad skin, fried hair, puffy lips etc… yea.
I don’t feel sorry for her though… she’s showing up to any public efect that gives her PR photo ops. She WANTS to be seen and discussed. Not our fault she doesn’t understand what a joke she is.
nice busted teef.
OMG her teeth. I almost feel sorry for her. But not quite.
Original Bellaluna — here here, i agree
I don’t know that the gravy will necessarily stop if Lindsay dies…
She MIGHT be worth more dead than alive….look at Michael Jackson…
he was in massive debt, a social paraiah and his estate was able to payoff his debt and turn a profit.
Granted Lindsay is no Michael Jackson, but shes still just famous enough to garner massive media attention and revenue to her estate. I could be wrong of course, and she could pass on AFTER people completely stop caring.
But it makes me wonder how much attention Dina will seek should Lindsay die. The merchandise, interviews, TV biopic…its disgusting to think a mother could reduce her daughters life to that but Dina is that gross and delusional herself. She’d tell her self that she’s keeping Linday’s memory alive.
I also believe Lindsay has the same attitude as (alledgedly)Christina Aguilera, that anyone who dares threaten her delusions will be fired and kicked out of her life. She believes shes fine, and nay sayers are jealous haters out to get her.
It is sad, but its hard to sympathize with someone who refuses to take responsibility, and whos mother calls her 24 yr old daughter “a child that the media picks on”.
Since Innocent hasn’t popped in, I’ll provide the legal update. This court date is only to check on her progress. The only thing she was required to do is begin to attend therapy. Not being Innocent I don’t know the specifics and thus can’t predict if she will be admonished for skipping therapy during her NY/Euro jaunt. Her CS doesn’t have to be completed until next year. So, although she’s on a pace to complete the CS in 2014 ( thanks Orig Bellaluna) she will most likely just be told sternly to pick up the pace. The drug/alcohol testing—I’m not sure but based on past experience–I think it is unlikely.
With respect to an intervention by family or friends—my guess is that she is so far gone/delusional that she wouldn’t listen to them. She’s heard the “jealous haters” and “they’re just using me for publicity” lies so much they are deeply ingrained in her psyche.
“Put me down for 38 hours. I think she’ll sneak in a few before next Wed at the last minute.”
Firecracker, and you KNOW those darn paparazzi will SOMEHOW find out where she is and get pictures of it. They’re just SO intrusive when Lindsay is trying so hard to work on her recovery and CS, and do it unobtrusively.
(Too much? Did the sarcasm came through there…?) 😀
someone up above mentioned RDJ…I agree that the only way she’ll actually view her problems in a realistic way and have ANY attempt at recovery is if she goes to jail, for an extended period of time, in the general population as much as it’s feasible.
I’m so not a fan of hers, let me say first.
….but nothing is going to happen to her legally. She has a year to do her CS, she’s signed up for counselling and she’s no different from a million other self entitled drug dependants except she was in Mean Girls. She might be pathetic, but she’s not doing anything illegal and it’s clear she’s also nothing special.
@G. It’s not that she’s done nothing illegal, Lindsay hasn’t done anything illegal that can be proven in a court of law. Huge distinction.
1. Definitely effed up on something. I lived with an addict, and she is high.
2. WTF her teeth!!! Has to be Meth Mouth, because they’ve become so bad so fast.
3. WO and Milo should be ashamed. As well as sundry grandparents and other relatives.
Just to reiterate, I’m disgusted by her, but being a snottty drug dependant is not illegal. There are no legal grounds for any further action on Judge Sautner’s part unless she screws up her CS and counselling.
But why can’t the judge resume the drug testing? When she got her DUI’s she had cocaine with her?
She completed her DUI/cocaine sentance with rehab. They can’t just randomly reinstitute drug testing without a legal reason to do so?
Being a socially inept and trashy looking famewhore is not really of any legal interest.
If she got caught with another DUI or buying…..
Is someone going to step up and HELP this girl…
her face is totally jacked.
no coming back from that.
Yes, Praise St Angel,
Somehow those pesky paps will appear out of nowhere! She would never have anyone call them…they must just magically know where she is at all times.
I thought she was still on probation until November. So it’s okay for LL to use drugs while on probation.
What the hell??? I have seen hookers on Santa Monica Blvd that are better looking and more put together on 10.00 that she is now. I happened to see Mean Girls on TV this past weekend and it’s truly hard to believe that this is the same girl. I feel so sorry for her. She really was a promising actress, who has been lost to drugs.
TMZ is now reporting that she was booted form the Women’s Shelter and she is now serving her community service at the red cross. and that her hours are very unimpressive.
as if this makes a difference…
You guys.
New story on TMZ, she got booted from the Womans Center, because, you know. Color me not suprised.
I don’t think that anyone said it was Ok to use drugs during probation, but she’s not being tested, so it’s a moot point.
Judges have the discretion to demand any reasonable requirements for probation, including drug and alcohol tests, limited driving, completing education, SCRAM, etc. They can also extend formal probation if they feel it’s needed. Remember, probation is basically being allowed to complete a sentence without having to be in jail or prison.
Also, remember the life insurance policy, gang.
And, considering there are photos of Linnocent smoking crack, I think it’s apparent she is doing something illegal.
I say 60 hours community service and none in the morgue and I am not going to tell you where I got that number from unless I win- oh I want to win, win, win!! I have never had bragging rights about anything!!!
If I recall from past Innocent postings, the DUI formal probation ends on Nov. 11. Theoretically, Judge Sautner could order drug testing between the hearing date next week and Nov. 11 but that’s highly unlikely.
People will cry celebrity justice but as @G noted, Lindsay did what was required for THIS hearing. The real cracktail fun will be the hearing where she will be required to have finished her CS.
And of course TMZ had a pic of her posing in front of the red cross door.
TMZ:
But sources tell us … Lindsay blew off 9 scheduled visits … and when she did show up, she would often bail after working there for only an hour.
My jaw dropped when I read this shocking news!
Sorry–the picture LOOKED like she was smoking crack. Short of a drug test how will the DA prove it was? Damn I hate arguing Lindsay’s side!!
I don’t think drug testing can be instituted based on tabloid pics and disaproval. Even if she tested positive, that would make her a drug user not a criminal and despite some wishing, they’re not equivalent.
Getting bounced from CS,though? A PR nightmare and another nail in the coffin of her career.
TMZ is saying that Lilo has been booted out of her CS…..hahahaha!
Wonder how she is going to spin this one in court?
bellaluna
“Is there one of those really big-ass-wear-it-as-a-necklace-type Vegas cracktinis for me”?
You didn’t see the one with your name engraved on it? I’ll go get it. *refills are free at the ‘pool’*.
Well lets see, we got:
Myself – 34 hours
Firecracker – 38 hours
Rudy Red Lips – 40 hours
ladybert62 – 60 hours
Ellebelle
Couldn’t have said it better. Not only Michael Jackson but Elvis Presley, James Dean, and Marilyn Monroe, just to name a few who made more money after passing, than during their lives. Only two little hitches in your giddy up. One Blohan is NOT even anywhere near as famous as the aboved mentioned people. She’s only INFAMOUS for being a cracked out trainwreck. She made a few decent films, nothing near ‘Gone with the Wind or the Wizard of Oz’ classics. I think the media attention would be massive at first but like say, a Brittany Murphy or Corey Haim, they’ll soon be forgotten and only known for their drug abuse. We the public have small attention spans and there will always be the next ‘big thing’, good or bad. The other problem is Dina would be in charge of her estate. She’d suck it dry (pun intended) as quickly as the cash came in and I believe there would only be a small window of opportunity to do so. The Jackson estate has professional money managers looking out for the families interests. Presley had Priscilla, who wanted to preserve a legacy for their daughter. I’m not sure who manages the Monroe or Dean estates but as far as I can remember, we’ve never heard of any malfeasance. What are the ‘tourists’ going to stand outside her Venice condo, taking photos of where she ‘stalked’ her ex? I think not.
Obvious
Thanks for the TMZ update, I’ll mosey over there in a minute but honestly people, whose shocked right now? Who?
“MOVE THAT DWC, I’M LINDSAY LOHAN”
Someone here, today said ‘theres going to be a scandal with her soon’. Boy oh, boy were you right on the money.
Cracktini’s all around!
So, do we think the judge simply won’t give a shit if she was booted from the DWC for not showing up or leaving before she was supposed to? Is that okay, too, in the world of LiLo “justice”? Or does it–as any sane human being can see–mean that she is NOT IN COMPLIANCE? If Judge HUHA(head up her ass) ordered her to serve at DWC, and they booted her, well…wouldn’t any sane judge see this as some sort of a PROBLEM?
And G, using illegal drugs is…well, ILLEGAL, which would in fact make her a criminal. Using them while on probation (ie., she is already a criminal) would be even worse.
How is getting booted from a CS program for being disruptive not a probation violation??
We’ll have the community service story tomorrow. Chill out, crackies! Patience.
I’m not defending the use of illegal drugs, at all. I’m just saying that absent a way to measure it (no drug testing) or an act that results in another criminal charge: she’s just a person who takes illegal drugs and that does not equal criminal. ( And for all we know, perhaps it’s a legal drug she’s abusing or alchohol?)
Getting turfed out of CS, though, I think will have REAL consequences. Stay tuned to hear how the Women’s Center is just trying to get famous from this.
addiction is a dis-ease people. yeah, its great to make cracks at her…but it is sad…really depressing…no one is helping her.
addicts cannot really help themselves all the way, it is extremely difficult to do it all by yourself.
she seems lost, looking for approval.
I gotcha, G. But the judge could, in fact, decide to test her–and should, as she herself noted that LL “self-medicates.” Perhaps the judge will see the problems at CS, the missing time from therapy, hell, maybe even bonus points for not getting her shoplifting class finished, and decide that her “self-medication” may be part of the problem. I know law school is not the same as rocket-scientist school, but it seems kind of obvious.
Patience, Kaiser? With a juicy tidbit like this? Crackfolly!
@G: “Getting turfed out of CS, though, I think will have REAL consequences. Stay tuned to hear how the Women’s Center is just trying to get famous from this.”
Thanks for the laugh! Too true. That WC is just a jealous hater. Using her name for publicity. It wasn’t Lindsay’s fault…blah, blah, blah.
How freaking pathetic. It would truly be ironic justice if in a few years down the road she actually is in a position where she herself needs those services.
I noticed that even in the “white teeth” picture on the Daily Mail site, she clearly has food and tartar between her teeth. If I was a star, touching up my lips to hit the red carpet, I think I’d check to make sure I didn’t have obvious crud between my teeth. I do this even at small parties with friends.
I think the tooth issue is a combination of drug use and appalling hygiene. The drug use probably exacerbates the appalling hygiene. She only brushes her teeth occasionally and never flosses.
Whatever happened to her front teeth (they’re chipped as well), the brown is so entrenched now that it’s probably impervious to small acts of grooming, such as the humble Whitestrip, an Oral B, dental floss, and Crest. I do not think we will see her in a Pearl Drops commercial anytime soon.
The manicure looks like it was supposed to be nude with maroon tips? Except the maroon got all over her hands when she was digging in the crack/meth pipe or scraping foil for resin (as suggested by MissyA).
She’s going to lose her clients soon if she keeps this up. I can’t imagine the smell that mouth leaves on the genitals. Plus, how terrifying to discover a rotted tooth stuck in one’s foreskin.
Just saying, that if you have been charged, tried and sentenced. That’s your sentance. The judge can’t keep modifying and adding and subtracting things. It’s done.
Not sure, though, whether getting turfed from CS is some sort of “violation.”
So, who leaked this story and why?
If she wasn’t such an arrogant self entitled twit, and those delusions existed long before her addiction thanks to crappy parenting, obviously everyone would feel sorry for her bc this is truly hideous and disturbing. She is this way bc of her parents, but she’s an adult she has to take responsibility for her choices.
I agree with all those that say when she dies her mother will exploit the hell out of it. Countdown to the Dina show. I despise that poor excuse for a mother. Hope she rots in Hell.
Lol, Kaiser! We’re calm, i swear.
Kaiser, how could you like that outfit? It’s not a dress, it’s shorts. SHORTS!! Hideous. Also, I know it’s not her fault, but those freckle shoulders make her look so old and gross.
This is what happens when people are on drugs. I recall Charlie Sheen lost his teeth too.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Linnocent kicked out of CS story.
http://laist.com/2011/10/13/lindsay_lohan_is_a_lousy_comm_serv.php
SMDH
Put me down for 48 hours. I’m sure she’s gonna pull a bunch of overnighters.
I’ve already resigned myself to the fact that nothing is gonna happen to Lyndzie. Ever. Someone with better sound editing skills than me should take the live feed of Lady MacMeth in court and add a sound track to it when she speaks, and especially when the judge talks about how tough she is, then post it on YouTube.
But that being said, should she really have been redirected to serve with the Red Cross? I mean, is seeing a walking bag of Hep-C truly what someone should witness when you walk in to donate blood?
I have this wish-fulfillment fantasy where the ghost of Natasha Richardson visits Linds and scares her the hell straight. God knows she was a better movie mommy than Dina was a real one.
CALLED IT! I KNEW she was only putting in an appearance and showing up for an hour or so!! Just long enough for the paps to get their shots and make it look like she was actually doing something.
Mad, thanks, dahling. Apparently my crack-goggles are impairing my view.
What Judge Snow-Jobbed (or Star-Strucked, whatever) needs to do is throw her carcass in jail, a la RDJ.
He went to JAIL and didn’t pull an “oh, my ass; oh my elbow; I can’t hang” and actually DID HIS TIME.
the original bellaluna: And RDJ did his time in an actual prison, not some country club thing.
And her publicist is also on drugs:
“Lindsay is widely acknowledged as one of the most stunning actresses of her day, and we get requests every week wanting to do photo shoots with her from top photographers.
She’s been on the cover of Vanity Fair and the top beauty and fashion magazines. She’s a beautiful and glamorous actress.
With everything going on – from deteriorating public education to rampant homelessness to international unrest – there is no way I’m going to comment on Lindsay’s teeth.”
Wow, the zoomed-in closeup of her teeth I saw online shows dental neglect, too, not just discounted teeth. She actually looks older than her mom. That hair color is awful on her.
@cr-that quote is PRICELESS. Of course, why CAN they say? Those teeth are TERRIBLE. I mean, it’s kind of one of those speechless moments. I bet tomorrow we will see her coming out of a dentist office with shiny white veneers. Oooh, like Ross got on Friends! Oh, and then she will cry to the judge that she still cannot afford counseling, and that she’s “working,” and that’s why she isn’t doing her community service. And nothing will happen. Again.
When I see her, I want to sing: “brush yo’ teef, brush yo’ teef, brush yo god-dang teef!”
@Madisyn,
My guesstimate is going to be 55 CS hours.
TMZ has another post about Linnocent & DWC. Apparently Linnocent feels like the staff was REALLY mean to her the second she started going there. This probably means they had the nerve to expect her to dress appropriately, be on time, work during scheduled hours, no texting or gabbing on phone, and no two hour lunches.
Hi Ladies–I am really late to the game today, (dad isn’t doing well). Holy cow, I could walk around in a homeless person’s undies and still pull off a better look than this chick. Thanks Lindsay!
The hair is horrible, but her make-up is nice. Very subdued. I think whoever did it was thinking, “Minimize the crack damage, minimize minimize!” I like the dress a LOT.
Sadly, her eyes have that weird, drugged look. I’m assume she’s high.
You know, if she managed to rebound somehow from all this it’d be the biggest come back ever. But I get the feeling that isn’t going to happen.
Once again,woke up got my crack coffee and its coming out my nose with these comments….well done,cracktinis to all
Any other person on the face of the earth would be thrown in jail for messing up CS,and getting kicked out,i said it earlier,she con not deal with REAL PEOPLE WITH REAL PROBLEMS,she cooked this up to get kicked out and be placed somewhere else,working at the red cross makes her look like a saint….in her crack mind!!
Lmao…i think when she showed up to the womens center constantly BRALESS,they confronted her”lindsay,the women here do not want to see your breasts,please wear a bra”…NOOOOOOOOO
Sillyone – Sorry about your dad.
Mad, I’m going to wait a day or two before I put up my CS hours bid. I’ve got conflicting feelings, and I tend to go on “feelings.” So I’ll wait. Thank you for my fabulous engraved booze tote. 😀
Someone needs to tell her that the blond hair isn’t working. It looks terrible. I’m white blond hair and orange skin not a great combo.
Wow she looks OLD!!! It’s sad but I’ve seen 40 year old women who look 10x better than she does!!
I guess she had to have her veneers removed from her teeth, that’s what smoking, drugs and excessive drinking do to your mouth. Ewwwwwwww … what a mess!!!
Firecracker – 38 hours
Rudy Red Lips – 40 hours
ladybert62 – 60 hours
Dawning Red – 48 hours
Bess – 55 hours
I’m going to have to rethink my hours because my number was based on what we actually saw, her attending CS, courtesy of ROL and TMZ. In a way, I was close. If 33 was her last recorded hours and we know she went to the DWC once after house arrest and she served an hour here, and hour there, then my 34 wasn’t too far off the mark. But NOW we’ve seen her entering the Red Cross and I think we’ll be seeing this at least one more time. I’m reserving my right as ‘a woman to change my mind’.
Bess
That’s EXACTLY what happened. No doubt in my mind. They DID EXPECT this entitled little twit “to dress appropriately, be on time, work during scheduled hours, no texting or gabbing on phone, and no two hour lunches”.
As G suggested, the ‘SPIN’ has already begun. Boy that didn’t take long. “They were mean”. “I was NEVER late”. etc. This bitch lies as effortlessly as I breathe. Unbelievable!
Of course the DWC staff were mean to her right from the get go. Yet neither LL or her pricey, always-has-an-excuse attorney ever thought to bring that up to the judge when LL was getting scolded for not doing enough to progress on her CS or in any of her progress reports or to any probation department staff? Only after DWC takes steps to not associate with LL anymore because of LL failing to fulfill the JUDGE’S rules for LL is suddenly the DWC a mean girl to poor, poor LL. Yeah. Right.
Her new bf looks like a younger version of her Dad.
Wow. That looks like someone who is going to die soon.
ROL had a nice tidbit, probably from Elinor or more likely, a leak in the probation department. Its not flattering.
“Lindsay is going to blame this on the paparazzi, again, like she always does”.
And the spin begins. Thats why TMZ JUST HAPPENED to be at the new location, the Red Cross. She wasn’t too ‘hounded’ to stroll into the Red Cross. Yeah, right.
“Her excuse to staffers at DWC was that she was being hounded by the press, and just couldn’t make it out of the car, and into the building. Yes, there were photographers around when she did show up, but it wasn’t intrusive, and didn’t impeed upon anyone’s ability to maneuver in or out of the building”.
You’ve got to be fvckin kidding me. Like this twit isn’t ‘hounded’ everywhere she goes BECAUSE SHE CALLS THEM HERSELF. If the paps were there, why are there no pap shots of her in her car? Because she WASN’T there and the paps weren’t there.
I’d absolutely love if she claims she ‘tried’ to do her CS in the last month when she was being ‘hounded’ in NYC, Milan, and Paris.
The theme song to “Deliverance” is going through my head right now.
“You got a pretty little mouth, Lindsay!”
To everyone who is saying “can’t she afford some crest white strips?” she probably HAS on many occasions bleached her teeth but at this point most of her enamel has been lost and her teeth are likely decaying from the inside out. Bleaching wouldn’t make much difference at this point, since there is no enamel left to bleach.
I’m so sick of seeing her stoned, stupid pictures, followed by the inevitable courtroom TMZ drama that follows for a couple weeks. She needs to fade away and get serious help. Mean Girls came out 7 years ago, and she hasn’t had a hit since.
Ladies I was just pondering – why do you guys think she may die soon, is that not a little dramatic?
I agree with everybody she is a trainwreck and I see what you’re all seeing its just I know (of) junkies and they can go on and on like duracell batteries – they just have some sort of super extraordinary constitutions or something.
I am not saying she wont eventually die if she carries on like this but do you think it really is that imminent. I guess my sense of disgust is turning into sorrow at this point.
Any disgust I used to feel for her has been directly transferred onto Dina as Lindsay doesn’t seem to be in a position to help herself.
@imelda…personally,my mom died when i was 21,she gave me the tools to survive without her and i am now 40,ive never done drugs or have been a criminal,lindsay is 25 therefore she is an adult,there is nothing dina can do,only lindsay can fix herself,i dont think lindsay is gonna die soon,but she needs really supportive friends and a good ass kicking!
Lindsay appears to be ageing fast.
@ Danielle sorry to hear about your mom, my dad died when I was 4 and i (think) I turned out ok. But my surviving parent (my mom) was not a soul destroying leech who enabled me the whole time while walking down the wrong path of self destruction!
I know ultimately Lindsay has to make the decision but I’m thinking she could maybe go on like this for years without necessarily dying.
She obviously has the constitution of an ox to keep going like this.
I think Dina is a loathsome SOB and as others have said before how grateful they are for their parents when compared with hers.
I think she had veneers but the dentist repossessed them just a guess terrible waste
@June
OMG — you’re right. A younger, thinner Milo.
@Madisyn
51 hours.
Plastic Barbie hair or a halloween wig was my thought too. Everything she’s had done to herself, whatever it is, ages her by about 15-20 years. I don’t get it. Does she think she looks good? I look better than this and I live paycheck to paycheck.
Since there were well over 200 comments by the time I started reading all this, I decided to do a Ctrl+F function for “teeth” just to read all the posts on that topic. Since practically all the comments are about her unfortunate teeth, I gave up. This notion – along with the very embarrassing article about them on people.com today – should cause grave concern for her and her mouth.
How did she look in the mirror and think she looks good? She used to be so beautiful, she made herself look so much less… and now even yucky. I guess she did not appreciate her own gorgeous looks and had to alter them and make herself look so cheap. She had red hair, of all things. Beautiful. She needs to detoxify, heal, let her own hair grow, stop doing plastic surgery, etc. etc.
Please god she doesn’t get pregnant. Was she high when she decided she would be a good mommy?
Its from the cocaine and/or meth
Yeah. Bitch should’ve taken a few of those $90k she supposedly spent on a car and gotten herself some veneers. Has she not LOOKED at her teeth in a mirror lately (or brushed them)?
6 words to describe Lindz at this stage of her life:
Rode hard and put up wet