CB and I just spent way too long trying to figure out if George Clooney bought Stacy Keibler some new boobs. My immediate reaction when I saw these photos of Clooney and Keibler on the red carpet for the premiere of The Descendants was that Stacy definitely got some new implants, but now that I’ve looked through all of the photos… maybe not. CB thinks Stacy is just wearing some kind of special boob-lift-tape thing. In a few of the pics, it looks like Stacy’s boob has a “dent” but CB thinks it’s just the shiny tape. I don’t know. Maybe they’re the same size as before. Clooney usually buys his girls new boobs as a parting gift, not as part of his Oscar campaign.

So, what do you think of Stacy’s look for the premiere? The dress is Naeem Khan, the styling is “classy” and “old Hollywood”. I do like the dress, but I kind of wonder how it would look on someone with a frame that wasn’t so… broad. This hair suits her, and it’s kind of like Stacy is being styled specifically as Clooney’s very special Oscar Barbie. “See, I can be classy! I promise! I’ll be your date!”

Meanwhile, Page Six has a somewhat interesting story about how Stacy Keibler and Elisabetta Canalis were at the same event two nights ago in Hollywood – it was a party for a new beauty book, The Beauty Book for Brain Cancer. According to Page Six’s spy, “Keibler sat at a table with Hilary Duff and Josh Duhamel at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood Monday, while… Canalis sat ‘just behind her’ with a new beau, “True Blood” star Mehcad Brooks.” When Brooks was singled out by the authors, most people looked over and Brooks and Canalis, but “Keibler avoided turning.” Bitch, that’s going to be you in five months, still trying to “happen” even after Clooney dumps you.

Photos courtesy of WENN.