Is anyone else getting a little tired of the Katy Perry-Russell Brand news? Just me? Because people are acting like this is the most shocking split of the decade. Bitches, please. This was a disaster from the start. It was a disaster before they even got married! Anyway, Us Weekly has a big cover story this week about how Katy was “married to a crazy man.” Seriously? Us Weekly is going to take the position – in bold on their cover – that Katy is the victim and that Russell is “crazy”? Granted, he might be crazy (although I think he’s just surprisingly intelligent and rather eccentric). But Katy is no “victim” for the love of God. So here are some highlights from Us Weekly’s cover story:
*Russell “duped” Katy with the prenup. Katy wanted to sell the photos from their Indian wedding, and she wanted Russell to sign a prenup, but he refused on both counts. Allegedly, Brand wanted to keep their wedding “pure” – he’s quoted as saying, “I want to make our wedding … normal, So it ain’t selling the pictures.” Meanwhile, since they filed in California, a community property state, “it could mean their assets will be divided down the middle therefore putting her $70 million fortune at stake. Their estate also includes $15 million in lavish properties all over the world.”
*Katy wasn’t “kinky” enough to satisfy Russell. A source says: “Katy was kinky enough during their first times together and he was very attracted to her. When things got bad, if they got a roll in the hay, they were always better after.” But the source also says that “despite Katy’s attempts to keep the spark alive in the bedroom by scheduling monthly date nights at swanky hotels, it was ‘never enough.’” This source, who knows intimate details about Katy and Russell’s lovemaking, also said: “He likes dirty things. He really gets off on one particular p0rn0 with a guy in a wheelchair. He’s attracted to things he can’t imagine happening to him. And he has a closet full of sex toys.”
*Russell hated being alone: “Russell always needs someone there and that’s not Katy,” the source says. “She’s busier than he is.”
*Katy’s hard partying lifestyle and friends really bothered him: “Russell can’t be in clubs because of his recovery and Katy didn’t want to give up the partying. She didn’t want to even compromise. That infuriated Russell.”
*Russell wanted to start a family: “When he asked Katy about [having kids],” the source says. “Katy would just smile and says she was too busy.”
*Russell wasn’t supportive of Katy’s career: “She had so many things going on this year and there were so many times he wasn’t there,” the source says. “He told her she wasn’t funny [when she hosted SNL] and he was totally uninterested [when he sat front row at her last concert]. He seemed annoyed he was there. I don’t think he sat through one whole song.”
Okay, I’ll admit that the revelations about Russell’s sexual kinks was interesting, although I can’t really imagine ever wanting to watch a pr0n about a dude in a wheelchair (no disrespect to those in wheelchairs, but it’s just not my fetish). Personally, I think Russell looks like a spanker. Like, he loves to spank women and he likes to be spanked himself. Don’t you think? I just don’t see him as a whips-and-chains kind of guy though. Maybe feathers and massage oils? I could see a sex swing. I could definitely see role playing.
Incidentally, I wonder what Helen Mirren is up to? You know that Helen and Russell are soulmates, right? I bet she would be up for whatever Russell wanted.
Here’s the pervert yesterday in London. Ten bucks says he just moves back to London permanently now. Also, THAT SCARF. That scarf says “I’m into autoerotic asphyxiation.”
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Meh i’d hit it.
He’s attractive in a really weird way. He’d be someone you have to get to know before you feel attracted to him..at least for me.
I don’t know if I could even after knowing him. He looks like he’s got a semi-permanent sneer on his face. Both of us can’t be sneering at the same time. LOL
By the look of the size of his feet, am sure you would..
so hitable, always has been
Oh please if Katy could read she should have picked up Russell’s memoir and then she would have known he’s kinky and crazy as all get out…Her team is making her look like even more of an airhead then I thought.
Mwahahaahahaha! I co-sign this comment in its entirety.
So agree. Talk about backfiring.
And one more thing ‘monthy dates in hotel rooms’ are romantic if you have kids and you can’t find alone time at home. But why do I get the feeling she means once a month she’d meet him in a hotel room then disappear for 3 weeks?
Thats how I read it too. Didnt her camp stress how much she is on tour? Well, no shit the only place you can have sex in is a hotel room!
eggzactly – I never even had to read his memoir, it was completely clear from interviews and tv appearances!
SO true! I haven’t even read his memoirs, know nothing about him OR her and even I (somehow)know that he’s a kinky dude!
She DID have his memoir! He gave her an autographed copy on the night they met I think.
Yeah, it’s her all the way. Too busy for this, too busy for that, not too busy to go out and get her drunk on, yet whining about how it’s all Russell’s fault.
And made him file because mommy and daddy might get mad? Good lord. There aren’t any words.
Yeah, this is straight up damage control. Way to portray her yet again as a little girl lost. So empowering! lol
That was also my first thought when reading the headline. Hell, she didn’t even need to read his book to get the picture.
Without a prenup, I think he gets half of what was earned during the marriage, not what she had before. She also gets his half in that time which is the most he’ll ever make.
Oh, so right!
Kim K may be a dumb-dumb when she’s not sitting next to her attorney and accountant; but, she knows who to have in her “court” to save her ass (no small endeavor!):
Ring: $2 million
Wedding Cost: $20 million (approx)
Wedding Profit: $17 million (approx)
TERMS OF ENDUREMENT: 72 days
PRE-NUP: Yes! So, no big pay-out to Grok
Katy P
Ring: $75K
Wedding Cost: $2.5 million (approx)
Wedding Profit: Not much if anything
TERMS OF ENDUREMENT: 426 days (approx)
PRE-NUP: NONE. Cost $30 million (approx)
And a Trashian wins the Showcase Showdown! Ah, the problems of the wealthy 😉
LOL @ “Terms of Endurement”!
Correct. Here in California you have to be married for either 7 or 10 years before everything becomes community property. I’m 1/8th owner of our family company, and my hubby had to sign a pre-nup (my family is protective and I agree on this one), that he has no claim of ownership over my share of the business in the event of a divorce. I don’t really buy the no pre-nup anyways, these people have managers and lawyers looking out for them. I think it mostly comes down to Katy’s immaturity. You can’t marry a recovering addict and be a hard-core recreational user. It will never work. Good luck to both of them.
Oh, ffs. Katy, we all know you’re trying to do some spin here. I don’t think Russell is any saint, but it’s “pot to kettle” at this point.
It’s so obviously spin from her side. I’m hoping he’ll start leaking her dirt as payback but unfortunately I don’t think he will as he seems like an honorable guy.
uh, not so sure about ‘honorable.’ Brand created a major ruckus a few years back:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1080621/Russell-Brand-Jonathan-Ross-face-prosecution-obscene-air-phone-calls-Fawlty-Towers-actor-78.html
Not very honorable. Even if he was still using dope in ’08, still inexcusable.
How does this happen? I’m feeling supportive of Russell Brand. What kind of dumbshit marries a man who fought to become sober and then parties around him? I’m thinking kind of a nasty, selfish person….
I was totally thinking the same thing! All the little highlights make her out to sound selfish and kind of petty… She wanted to make money off their wedding and he didn’t want to; he wanted to spend time with his wife and she didn’t want to; he wanted to start a family and maintain his (hard won) sobriety, and she didn’t want to; he didn’t sing and dance along to her music at concerts when it’s those exact things that were keeping her from him.
I’m not saying he’s perfect, but come on! There are two sides to every story and this side just makes her sound… naive and unprepared for marriage.
Agreed on your whole post.
Exactly! She is a moron & all this “poor Katy” press is only going to backfire
I don’t disagree, but what 36 year old man who’s sober, yada yada, courts a 26 year old pop singer who tours to keep her sales up & is known to party hard?
Did he think he’s so mesmerizing in his intensity that he’d turn her into a deep thinker who’d give up her friends, the cocktails, and the adulation she requires to keep the KP machine running?
Maybe he isn’t so intelligent after all.
LOL! I laughed reading this, because you’re right. What was he expecting? Not that a 10 year age difference is an automatic relationship death sentence, but given her public persona and the antics that keep her in the media, you’d think he’d have known a bit more about what he was getting into. Just as she should’ve known given his very public struggles and discussion of them that he’d moved passed all the partying.
Two sides and all that.
Maybe a 36 year old man who is in love? 26 isn’t exactly a child, you know. If she agreed to get married, I think she should have accepted the responsibilities that come with marrying a rehabilitated alcoholic.
How can one claim they didn’t know he was kinky.. Apparently she’s never seen him being interviewed… Apparently the drugs finally wore off.how else could you not know the man you married is eccentric (and ya I can see kinky w/ his brand of humor). Have to agree, she is no saint either… By her own admission in past interviews. Surprised no! Surprised it’s such a big deal they split? Yes!
brand of humor . . . good one.
And those jeans and boots scream teenage girl at Hot Topic so I bet he’s into some kind of Team Edward/Team Jacob fetish too.
LMAO
So it’s “crazy” that Russell wanted their wedding to be “normal” and not commodified? Wow. And it’s “crazy” that he wanted kids and wants to stay sober? What is this world coming to.
US Magazine, you can suck it, you POS rag.
Yeah, seriously! He wants their wedding to be private and special, he wants to stay sober, he wants to spend time at home with his wife, he wants kids, CRAZY man! As for the sex stuff, well, your spouse *should* be the person you can get your kink on with. It’s not like they didn’t have sex before they got married – she probably knew what he was into.
Maybe he got bored with her because she got tired of getting all geared up for it?
@fabgrrl- ITA. I didn’t read anything from here that gave me the impression that he was a freak or something. So he watches a video of a guy in wheelchair..(so?). He doesn’t sound bad to me anymore than she souds good to me. Bad pairing, zero maturity compatibiltity, zero spiritual compatibility Sorry def not trying to be bitch, not this time ajust say’in.
I agree! I think it says good things about him if he didn’t want to sell pictures of their private ceremony. It is supposed to MEAN something, not be a product that you pimp!
I think he was just way too mature for her, and she still wants to party. When he gave the Amy Winehouse tribute and she commented 3 times about how drunk on tequila she was, I knew it wasn’t going to last.
He didn’t think she was funny on SNL? Bitch, neither did I! I couldn’t sit through one of her concerts either. I’m supposed to hate him for that?
If she didn’t know he was kinky, well, I don’t even know what to say. I knew that and I’ve never met the guy.
I don’t think Katy Perry turning this into a pity party for herself will work. She’s dumb and annoying, most people thought this wouldn’t last, and most people really don’t care much. I’m already bored!
“He really gets off on one particular p0rn0 with a guy in a wheelchair.” What the??
I like Russell Brand. So I’m really not going to believe the tabloid hoopla. This is between him and Katy Perry. I’m gonna read it of course lol, but not accept it all as fact.
That is T.M.I. I have gross visuals now. blecch. This is one of the main reasons I can’t stand this guy. I don’t want to know.
It’s just so random and weird. It’s more than TMI. lol
He is just gross… eww!!
So how did he “dupe” her with the pre-nup exactly? She wanted one, he said no… and then she married him. Doesn’t sound like duping as much as naivety/stupidity getting in the way of her better judgement. Makes you wonder though…. was this part of the Brand plan? Screw her and then REALLY screw her? In any case, looks like she’ll be financing his kinky shenanigans forever now.
If anything Katy is more kinky than him! Hello, look at the damn songs she sings. Cray.
I can’t help but think Katy is, how do you say, Vanilla. Capital V. For all her kitschy-cute pin-up girl stuff, and sometimes raunchy lyrics, I just don’t get the ‘smutty’ vibe off of her. She always comes off as “I’m a Princess, please me.” I could be wrong, but sex rolls off of Russell, even if you don’t find him attractive, you can tell it’s there.
ITA @Desert Rose. She looks strictly missionary.
Oh, so I see Katy’s taking the high-road here.
Seems that no matter what they try to say abotu it, or how they try to spin it, I just cant help but always think “You dumbasses” …
Sounds like they both have alot of growing up to do esp him.
Also sounds like she is WAY more into the fame thing than him. Selling her wedding pictures? Is nothing sacred anymore?
Kaiser you’re totally cracking me up. Like you’re really getting into the fetish thoughts. This article actually makes Katy look bad. It makes him sound like the saner of the two because he wanted to settle down and start a family and she was a partier.
I know! @kaiser totally broke out the autoerotic asphyxiation! I think she might be kinky enough for Russel.
Boy, she’s really trying to take this to Kartrashian levels, isn’t she? And (like that one) this’ll backfire too.
It’s fascinating (to me) how often alcoholics (recovered and not) marry other, um, people who like to drink a lot. (It’s not my place to call KP an alcoholic, but she admittedly likes to drink to get drunk. A lot.) Anyway, it’s a sort of “spot it, you got it” thing. I’ve have always wondered how this union would shake out knowing that RB is so committed to recovery. It usually ends in divorce, relapse for the sober one, or the active drinker may choose to abstain. This is not a hard and fast rule, but common nonetheless. Some people can make it work even if he other person drinks, but I’ve never seen it happen when it’s at KP levels of partying. Even if you don’t like them, it’s sad that they both wanted it to work and it didn’t. Divorce is never easy.
All of her spin has made him actually attractive to me. Hmmm.
So can we call you the “Kinky Kazoo” in that case? Hee hee sorry! Couldn’t resist 😉
Haha that’s fine, Skuddles! LOL
Weird right? I’m sure it’s just a temporary thing but I kind of want to hit it out of pity? Ugh.
Not me, ick. After seeing pics of his younger, overweight self, all I can see under his greasy, skinny exterior is his inner fat guy screaming to get out. (Same with Jonah Hill.)
There are several quotes in there that make Katy come off as a bit of a bitch. So, if she’s hoping for a pity party she’s already failing.
Team Brand.
ditto, agree with all who know there would have been no suprises for Katy. Agree on the PR fail.
They never should have married. They knew very little about each other. They were in lust and thought that was a foundation for marriage.
So, he didn’t want to sell their wedding pictures, wanted to spend time with her, was sexually ardent and more interested in starting a family than clubbing or partying?
Wow, what a bad husband.
I’d spank him. Hard.
I call this bs, because Perry stated how she uses a bag of sexual tricks to keep him satisfied. I think the marriage ended when he saw her without makeup and uploaded the pic on twitter.
When she made that comment in an interview , I thought to myself, it’s over. Women who keep their men satisfied are confident. They don’t need attention from bragging about it or talking explicitly on national tv. It made her look pathetic. Just my opinion of course.
@Desert Rose, I find myself agreeing w everything you’ve said on this thread. Jada pinkett is a big fan of bragging about how good she is at pleasing her man too, and you know what people are saying about their marriage.
If Katy put this out she is even lamer that I’d thought. Hold the presses!!! Russell Brand is a freak!
Hmmm, drunk in a club with a bunch of poser losers or go home to a sex marathon with Russell and his cabinet of kink? He wouldn’t have to ask me twice! Sounds like a perfect fantasy husband to me.
This magazine cover just makes him sound even more doable than ever. I’m booking a flight to London STAT!!!
She did not dump him if he blindsided her with a divorce.
This is hilarious. I saw earlier today that US Weekly was going to run this cover story of “Katy’s side,” and I assumed (correctly, it appears) that it would have no actual quotes from Katy and just the words of “sources.” But what I didn’t expect is that even the “sources” can’t come up with anything that actually makes Katy sound good and Russell sound bad! This is supposed to be “Katy’s side”? Basically it’s saying Russell wanted a normal marriage (no pre-nup, no photos for magazines), that he didn’t want to party all the time, and that he wanted someone who’d have kinky sex with him. Wow, what scathing revelations those are!
I’ve been Team Rusty all along, so this makes me happy, but of course I still don’t buy most of it … I mean, it isn’t really fair to judge the situation on this article because Us Weekly probably made most of it up.
As far as him seeming “bored” at her shows, well, I saw her at his LA show a few weeks ago and SHE looked bored as hell. She wasn’t even watching him — she was talking to Markus and another friend the whole time. And she was holding a cocktail in each hand. So whatever disinterest he had in her career, I think it went both ways.
I wish all the constant speculation and gossip about what happened would stop and they could just move on. Well, Russell mainly. I don’t care what she does. But I want to see him move back to London and start doing more standup again.
Im not into either one to care about this but I must say I really do like her new hair style and color.
Me too. I like that it’s blonde so I don’t confuse her with Zooey Deschanel/Emily Blunt/Rooney Mara/etc/etc. Regardless, the new ‘do is cute in my opinion.
The scarf comment was almost too much for me! Way to make me snorffle!
I’m going to bottom line this couple…
He’s sober and she’s not. That’s always going to be a problem in that relationship. Factor in all of the other bananas they were juggling (career, age, faith, family locations) they literally were always going to be on opposite sides of whatever pond they were waddling in. She was not ready for that role of wife to an addict. And that’s what he was/is/will be, bottom line.
It takes a special kind of person to alter their schedule to outfit the life of an addict. I personally could not do it, and would always feel badly being a lush around Sober Slim in the corner. That’s just me, and I am far from a drinker/partier.
Love his grey boots.
Oh? And she didn’t figure this out from before?
I’m sure Russell is not an easy man to live with, he’s adhd. That said, he is brilliant and he married beneath his intellect when he picked up this piece of fluff.
Agree!
hmmm…I don’t think you earn a 70 million dollar fortune because you are stupid. I think he is a lot older and smarter than she is…but I don’t think she was stupid. They were on different pages…a party girl and someone who celebrates and lives a life of sobriety are NOT going to work.
Gee, he made three films in the last year himself so money’s not the issue here? Any indication he’s after money? If he was I guess he would have sold those wedding pics or told HIS side of the story to US?
He made nowhere near as much money as she did, even with 3 movies under his belt. He’s not top tier talent in Hollywood. Daniel Craig pulls in $6-8 million per Bond film. Less than that for Cowboys & Aliens. Jeremy Renner got $800K for Hurt Locker. He’s probably making $3M now. Russell is probably banking less than $2M per film, unless he’s producing and signed a back-end deal.
Whether it’s about money or not, he’s entitled to half her earnings. He could always say he doesn’t want it. If he does, I’ll be shocked & surprised and will revise my image of him as a douchenozzle.
You don’t have to be smart to make money. You just need Dr. Luke and Max Martin to produce your cd, and you will be set for life! Just ask Britney!
I’ve no dog in this race (never heard her music or seen his comedy), but seriously, if these “revelations” are supposed to be painting him as a bad husband…well, Hell, call me a co-dependent masochist because he sounds like a catch to me!
My only contribution: we definitely know you’re right on the money about a sex swing. That unfortunate phone call to Manuel about his granddaughter? Jonathan Ross stated that Brand had “had your granddaughter on a swing”.
That is all.
So, her wanting him to go to clubs, and not willing to compromise, with him being a recovering addict is suppose to make him look bad? Guess I’m missing something……
Can she not read? He has not one but two books that tell, in glorious detail, what kind of delish perv he is.
Off to try NOT to Google wheelchair porn.
After all of this the only thing I can wonder is, who do you go for after Russell Brand? Who is even comparable to him in any sense of the word?
maybe she’ll be BCoop’s new catch! 🙂
Kind of off topic….has anyone seen Katy’s dad before? I saw a clip last night on some entertainment show. Maybe evangelicals have a different look in LA than most do in NC where I grew up. To paint w/a ridiculously broad sterotyping brush, he gave me the impression of an older gay man more than the uptight, super religious father Katy’s presented him to be. Thoughts?
Definitely a different look. I saw a few of these kind of people on the RHOOC…seriously, Alexis’ husband and his friends (and the church they go to) all have that look.
Two words: Gary Glitter.
Her shocking discoveries is that he is a freak??? Yeah I dont believe that! He has kinky smut oozing out of his icky hair! Now the wheelchair p0rn… that just made me laugh! I love the headline “Married to a Crazyman”. I can just picture Russel chasing Katy around the hotel room in a wheelchair asking her to wear a stap on” Mwahahaha!
Why are the tabloids trying to pretend like Katy is some good girl seduced by a sex crazed hedonist? This demure act is coming from a person who had something resembling semen shooting out of her breasts in a music video. Now we’re supposed to feel sorry for her because her hubby was a little too kinky? I always assumed Russell was a freak in bed. That’s part of his crazy a** appeal. Now, if the revelation was he was only into missionary sex in bed, with the lights out, on alternate Saturdays THAT would be shocking.
At the end of the day, everytime Katy or her team tries to make her appear as the victim (that thing about porn was totally unnecessary), she comes out as a selfish, superficial,immature bitch.
I agree. Can’t stand her…
Can’t believe you people are buying into this crap about him being so clean and sober, he wants a family blah blah bullshit. Both of them have issues I’m just happy they didn’t have a “band aid baby”. She’s dumb as hell for not having a prenup and he’s just a fucking hot mess.
I agree. It seems as if just because Katy makes crappy pop songs everyone is ready to jump on anything negative a tab says about her. Russell is lame as hell and most likely still cheating. Who was that blonde that he was all over a couple of months ago when Katy was on tour? Its ridiculous to think that he was ready to settle down with some kids as he is still trying to break into America and IMO using Katy to do so. He is much older than Katy and much more mature but I think he used her. Gave her his spill about being smart etc, read her some Keats and she fell for it. Of COURSE he didn’t want a prenup because she out earns him but you best believe that if he made more money it would be a different story.
Just because he was standing next to a blonde doesn’t mean he was “all over” her. I think that was an AA member, sober people have sponsors…not to mention it is possible to have platonic friends.
Thank you! My goodness. I understand her music & her schtick annoy people, but Russell is no saint. I think they wanted to be better for each other, but couldn’t. Best to end it now before they brought a child into it.
This story is claiming to be Katy’s side of the story…Not Russell’s. Most are assuming this whole thing came from Katy’s PR people . The sentiment isn’t that Russell is a saint just that if this is the worst that Katy’s camp can come up with it is by all means pretty tame stuff.
BTW Russell had a pretty public and self destructive battle with drugs and alcohol. He wasn’t someone who could cover up his addiction. If he was still using he’d be just as blatantly crazy as RDJ was at his peak.
there was also a recent blind about a comedian into tijuana donkey shows. I wonder if this was about Russell. Seems to fit.
Do we have to pick sides? I mean, I think they’re both nuts.
But still – Team Russel, just as long as he stops making movies and gets back to doing surreal BBC quiz shows with Noel Fielding.
Now, NOEL FIELDING — HE is HOT! Brand should take nonthreatening lessons from him.
hello…. when he opened his mouth and spoke she should have known !he is dreadful! His “career ” wont last long
How come men always scr*w over women in divorces?
Mostly, its the men who have more money and get away with hiding some of their money and property while the women struggle and raise the kids while trying to hold on to their job,
But even here- the man seem to have all the power and got her to not sign the prenup.
He is basically walking away with tens of millions of dollars, when they don’t even have kids and barely saw each other, and even worse- he wasn’t even supportive of her career and didn’t contribute in any sense to her career.
I don’t think that a guy who was barely a year with her and didn’t even bother going on tour with her, should be taking half of her money and property.
It doesn’t say he will. It says he could. Don’t know why, but I suspect he won’t go after it, although you are welcome to tell me I’m an idiot if he does!
If and When Russell takes Katy for all she’s worth then you can dis him all you want but until then give the man a fair shot. He seems to be playing the whole thing with a fair amount of restraint. Oh and this guy isn’t K-Fed he’s been in the entertainment field for a full decade, has written two memoirs, has done several films, has had his own shows etc. He doesn’t actually need Katy’s money.
You are completely wrong about men always screwing women over in divorce. In California, where the 50% rule applies after 10 years, it is usually the woman who takes the man for everything he has. I know a guy that still has to pay rent/health insurance for his ex even though she is a non-functioning, unemployed alcoholic who has been cheating on him for 6 months. The laws are screwy, but they greatly favor women in these situations.
Idk why…but I have issue with his thighs…I get it…I’m slightly off…but he has girl thighs…Ew
It’s the knock-knees. But he has an entire girly body.
I take issue with rapey eyes.
maybe it’s cause he was morbidly obese then lost all the weight by getting on heroine. his weight loss wasn’t balanced. and he still doesn’t look healthy either
He was a bit pudgy as a teen, but morbidly obese? No way. Look at the childhood pics in his book. He likes to say he was “fat” as a kid but he’s exaggerating. He does have body image issues though.
So Russell is a guy that wanted a private wedding, a homebody, doesn’t want to club, and wanted his wife by his side. How is it he’s a bad husband? Kinky, is fine by me. What is kinky for some isn’t kinky for others. Kinky doesn’t mean somone is perverted, cheating or depraved. Still just sex. No I don’t believe the wheelchair story, seems like a planted story by some of Perry’s friends.
I remember reading an article about them right after their engagement. It seems they were at LAX, I think, and Katy was wearing a little sundress that came up to here. Paparazzi were at the airport and when the duo got on an escalator, photogs began to take pics of Katy’s exposed southern region. Russell went off to the point police detained him overnight. And the idiot tweeted something to the effect when the paps put a camera up my a** my fiance did his job. I knew right then and there this wasn’t an union for the ages.
idk why but he always seems like a sappy guy who is really looking for love, underneath it all. that’s always the impression he’s given me. even in the above happier times pic, his eyes look sad.
I thought he dumped her, because of the issue of not wanting children?
@Celebitchy
Where are my avatars? Shoot they have not popped in since this new change on the site? Any one else curious or is it just me? I notice some people have theirs and the rest of us don’t.
Well, I am a fan of Brand. He rocks. I never had any issues with Perry, but she seems like a party chick riding high in her career and neglecting her husband. Now they want to smear him and make allegations about porn, blah blah blah. Russell, find someone who will love and support you, your sobriety and desire to have a family.
Duh
Katy’s PR people just boosted Russell to the top of people’s curiosity list. Closet of sex toys? Things that make ya go hmmm.
They’re both dumbasses who never should have gotten married. Oh and I’m meh on Katy Perry but why is she getting most of the flack? He was the one who married her – so if she’s vapid and selfish and she is, what does that say about him?
I have no idea why she’s getting all the flack & him none of it. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. It takes 2 to tango. He obviously liked her enough to sleep with, date and marry. So what does that say about him? The same goes for her because I wouldn’t go near him with a 10 ft pole.
Russell a porn freak? What kind of crap attempt at scaring middle American off Russell is this? A wheelchair, please! We all know Russell’s bag is multiples and I think a bit of scat oriented stuff and strap-ons. I heard he likes ugly girls for really dirty sex. I think that’s why Katy appealed to him. He sounds like a basic run of the mill husband who thought he could turn a whore into a housewife. Hey men, if you want a woman who will not be a drunk frigid narcissist stop marrying blow up dolls with daddy issues. When he married Katy, I thought he’s either a major dumbass or a genius con artist, maybe both. But you can clearly see he wants a real girl but no one nice will have him. This article totally makes me want him. A least for a couple of rounds. If anything, it basically shows that they both have major dirt on each other and they’re in a Mexican standoff trying to fling stuff that sounds like sh*t, but isn’t the real sh*t.
Substitute intelligent for kinky and I’ll totally buy this story… Russell Brand is very intelligent and witty and Katy… Not so much.
Two things:
1. I just want to say I’d f*ck Russell senseless after seeing this.
2. Katy Perry seriously needs to be put under a Brit-style Conservatorship where the real Gary Glitter takes over her money. She should have tried John Mayer instead, at least he has the same amount of money as her. Now every loser b-list actor will be sniffing around her when they find out she doesn’t do prenups.
If the claims are true, then blind item #2 is definitely about KP and RB.
@M, No shite; I couldn’t agree more. “Hmmm, drunk in a club with a bunch of poser losers or go home to a sex marathon with Russell and his cabinet of kink? He wouldn’t have to ask me twice! Sounds like a perfect fantasy husband to me.”
I got to know Hubby quite well before marriage and even before we did the deed, so I knew all about his Vanilla exterior and his appropriately private ‘freaky’ side.
Our ‘freak’s match up nicely, and it’s wonderful to have what you want at home and not having any need to look for strange at the club! It’s fun to be in love with your husband who wants to build a family with you and who’s also wants to share his innermost sexy self with you. *Sigh* Silly girl.
Russell is definitely into whips and chains – and all things kinky. I tend to believe it all went south when she refused to do a ‘demi’ and allow him any female majority threesomes.
Like I said earlier, Katy thought she was ‘taming a bad boy’, but in reality, you can’t teach an ‘old’ dog new tricks. He’ll be back on the S&M scene in no time at all.
It’s only kinky the first time you do it.
I was surprised at how smart and articulate he is. When he drops the act, he is a really cool guy. I can see where Katy’s permanent teenager act would wear on a person. But maybe they just weren’t right for each other? I feel like people give up on marriage too easily; like it’s a dirty pair of jeans that you discard instead of wash.
Great quote from my wilder days: “It’s only kinky if you talk about it; when you do it, it’s natural.”
I’ve loved him since the eulogy he wrote for Amy Winehouse. I don’t know anything more about him, never seen him perform, haven’t read his books. But he seems intelligent, and he was wanting to settle down and start a family? Doesn’t sound like the Bad Guy to me.
@Esmom, You have some real problems, you know. Well, I’ve been attracted to him ever since he got married, I think it’s true what they say, a married man is more attractive (!?).
It is certainly no surprise that their short marriage didn’t work out. Did they really even get to know each other first? If they had, they would have known all of the things they know today..that she does not want to be a mother right now and wants to continue with her career (I would, too). If he cannot go into clubs and such due his past substance abuse issues, that is because he blew it earlier in his life and lost control of himself. She still wants to party it up and so they are not compatible. Time for divorce. It’s the right thing to do, but my point is that hello, couldn’t they have figured all these things out before marriage? I’m totally not a fan of either one. Unlike some, I don’t find him attractive at all, and I don’t find her very talented overall, but she has become popular despite this. I certainly don’t think a woman should settle down & have children until she is really ready for that, so she should send him on his way and be relieved.
He may be brilliant and insane. Personally, I wouldn’t touch him with a ten foot pole just based on the “crazy” look in his eyes and the permanent sneer on his face.
As for anyone asking if people are getting tired of hearing about their split, the first I heard of it was a couple of days ago and what I am truly sick and tired of is the entire Kardasian clan. If I never saw any of their faces again, it would be way too soon.
Oh, he wanted a family so he’s a “crazy man”? come on. She knew what she was getting into when she got married. Or should have. Under any circumstances, dumping your celebrity husband and then running to US Weekly and calling him a “crazy man” is a low blow.
By the way, at the same time we’re supposed to believe that she’s Snow White? come on, this is just pure spin
Katy is innocent in this. She was blindsided by this. Brand is a disgusting nymphomaniac with a disgusting fetish and sexual needs. Brand should have his fortune taken away because Katy would want the marriage to stay healthy.
“He’s attracted to things he can’t imagine happening to him.” = Katy wearing a strap on and using it on him.
Loads of sex toys too? I guarantee you there are a couple of anal things for use on him in there.