“Toddlers & Tiaras” moms get pageant makeovers (update: videos)


Remember the story of “Honey Boo Boo Child,” the 6 year-old Toddlers & Tiaras star whose obese mom regularly gives her “go go juice,” a concoction of Red Bull and Mountain Dew, to prepare for pageants? Well little Alanna aka “Honey Boo Boo Child” is one of the stars of the show who will appear on Anderson Cooper in an episode to air Friday. Anderson talks to the moms about their controversial choice to put their daughters in pageants. He also gives them “pageant makeovers” in an attempt to try and help them identify with what they’re putting their daughters through. Of course these women aren’t self aware enough for it to work at all, and they just see it as good fun. Meanwhile they also call the Dance Moms “brutal” and “worse than us,” but they’ve conveniently minimized what they regularly do to their own daughters. There have been scenes in which the moms are shown bleaching their daughters’ teeth, giving them spray tans, shaving their legs, and having them get painful eyebrow waxes.

TLC’s “Toddlers & Tiaras” always shows little girls getting over-the-top dolled up for this beauty pageant and that. The young ladies spend hours in the makeup chair, a few more hours getting their hair (or sometimes, wig) done and then don outrageously expensive gowns and other custom-made costumes.

But on Friday, fans and detractors of the popular series will see something a bit different when four “Toddlers” mamas and their tots — Alana and mom June, EverRose and mom Kayla, Laci and mom Alicia, and Paisley and mom Wendy — appear on “Anderson.” The host, in an effort to get the mothers to see what their little girls go through for the pageants, gave the ladies a makeover, but not just any makeover — they’re dressed up in their daughters’ favorite pageant looks.

But still, it didn’t seem to change everyone’s minds.

Anderson: Going through the whole process does it make you at all rethink or put yourself in your daughter’s shoes in a way you didn’t before?
June (Honey Boo Boo’s mom): I don’t rethink any decision that I’ve made for my daughter as far as pageants. This was all in fun for us today, yeah, the corset is a little tight. With her, she enjoys doing it, so we are going to continue doing it.

Anderson: What about for your daughter? Does [dressing up like your daughter] make you think differently for dressing your daughter like this?
Alicia (Laci in the Lady Gaga costume’s mom): Not at all. I mean, she doesn’t have anything, it’s different for children, it’s not showing anything, it’s a swimsuit for her.

On how they’re better than the Dance Moms
Audience: I was wondering what you thought of the show “Dance Moms” and if you found yourselves being compared to the show?
Paisleys Mom: they make us look good.
Alanna: They are worse than us, they make us look really good.
Anderson: What do you mean they’re worse?
Alanna: They are brutal. That one mom.
Kayla: I think they are mean, they seem mean-hearted.

[Introduction from The Clicker and transcript via The Anderson Cooper show]

Well of course they don’t think they’re as bad as the Dance Moms. I haven’t seen that show, but I bet they’re about the same. It might be all down to editing too. I’m just disappointed that the mom who puts padded boobs and a fake butt on her 4 year-old didn’t get a makeover.

By the way, Paisley, the girl shown below, is the same one whose mom put her in the “Pretty Woman” “prostitot” costume. Look at how ridiculous the mom looks in a similar outfit.

Here’s a preview of the show and more clips are now below.
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Update: the videos are here!

Honey Boo-Boo Chile’s mom, June, gets a pageant makeover. Anderson’s response is the best.


Alicia, Laci’s mom, gets a Lady Gaga outfit makeover, but notice that she has flesh-colored cutouts instead of showing skin at the sides.


Honey Boo Boo Chile’s mom calls pageants “a sport” and defends the use of “go-go juice.” I love how the other moms are giving her the side eye. Anderson tries the go-go juice and it’s adorable.


Toddlers & Tiaras moms diss “Dance Moms” and say they’re better.


A mom defends her eight year-old daughter’s weight loss and admits that she used to weigh 300 pounds. Honey Boo Boo Chile’s mom looks down the entire time. This kind of made me feel sorry for her, although she needs to take a lesson from this lady.


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  1. irishserra says:

    Uuuuuuugggghh…………

  2. Huntress says:

    Vile, just vile.

    • Capella says:

      Beyond vile. Disturbingly abusive without any legal repercussions.

      When you see these “Moms”, you really cannot criticize parenting abroad anymore. If this is not child abuse, I don’t know what is. Tried watching one of those shows once, where the kid, very high on sugar, did not want to get dressed, and the mother just VICIOUSLY grabbed her, and told the cameraman to piss off… You know behind closed doors she smacked her daughter around.

      Yeah, “my daughter thinks this is fun and wants to compete” my ass!

      We’ve already seen the result of such shows, and what the “Beauty pageantry” does to a child: That Stodden monster. They are all prepping their daughters to marry peepaws, and become over-sexualized, over medicated, and disconnected from reality sex slaves.

      *Monster gagging*.

      • Tara_Green says:

        Absolutely, unequivocally, perfectly stated. These photos literally make me want to vomit.

      • Capella says:

        Thanks Tara! Get a bit vicious when reading about these monsters.

        Their poor children grow up to become vapid self-obsessed twits, with no worthy contribution to our society whatsoever.

        Can’t gag anymore. It’s tiring.

  3. Jackie says:

    anderson’s show sucks. i was hoping he might be able to fill oprah’s void, but if he is sinking to this low level, i don’t think that is going to happen.

    • I.want.shoes says:

      I expected more from his show, something with more substance. And with more interesting guests (he has audience members participate on stage for f*’s sake!)

  4. Eve says:

    I…I…I can’t even…

    • irishserra says:

      And that look that Paisley the prostitot is giving… that bedroom eyes face. Man, is that freaky and disturbing.

      • Eve says:

        And her mother looks like Tara Reid — in what would be one of the rare occasions where Reid is the classier looking woman.

      • RocketMerry says:

        Yeah, you know who that face instantly reminded me of? Courtney Stodden.
        I would like Anderson Cooper to hold a pic of Stodden close to the little kid’s face and say to her mother: “Behold, you stupid cow: the future!”
        This is so sick and disgusting one can’t even begin to describe it.

  5. Jessica says:

    LMAO!! The clown in the pink dress… WOW!!!

  6. cr says:

    What has been seen cannot be unseen.
    (runs to bleach out eyes)

  7. Courtney says:

    Who watches Toddlers and Tiaras anymore? I need to know so I can smash their televisions

    • Capella says:

      Oddly, the same people who watch The Bates and Duggars. And the same ones who used to watch that rabid Kate plus 8.

      Weird, huh? Talk about your extreme viewing of “average American family values”… Makes one sick, doesn’t it?

      • Courtney says:

        It IS sick! Funny how they think they are the ones who have the “correct” view on American values. SMH.

  8. CG says:

    That blonde mom in the pink looks like Mimi (I think?) from the Drew Carey Show.

    • irishserra says:

      ‘Cept even Mimi had more class.

    • cr says:

      She does. But at least Mimi was fictional.

    • smith says:

      It was sweet of you to not refer to her as “THE BIG FAT FATTIE WITH ALL THE FAT FAT.”

      Normally I don’t make fun of people’s girth but she’s ridiculous and what she’s done to that child is beyond words. I’m not a psychiatrist but I could write a doctoral thesis on this woman from that one picture alone.

      I’m also not a stand-up comedian but could do a 90 minute set (without breaking a sweat) from the self same pic.

  9. normades says:

    I can’t even begin to express how disturbing this is.

  10. dahlia noir says:

    I’m speechless.

  11. Asli says:

    I’m thinking if I ignore this it will go away. Ignoring initiated.

    Quick observation. That picture of the mom makes me think of Ursula, the sea witch, from Ariel. The mom in the second pic reminds me of this pic.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:UrsulaTheLittleMermaid.jpg

  12. Juliette says:

    That mom in the big pink dress is just straight up nasty looking. They are all just gross but she takes the cake on grossness.

    • Seymour Butts says:

      Yes, fat hanging off her arms? VERY sexy! Red Bull has NO place in a child’s diet, nor does Mountain Dew, for that matter. That’s abusive, and she’s raising a future retard (and fatty). You can see it already; she’s going to be obese. I wanted to vomit when I saw this story.

    • arock says:

      she looks like chris farley in a fat suit. there, i said it.

    • kelly says:

      “It covers other things that are much more worse”…well said from a true illiterate. Anyway, I agree with all the rants against this sexploitation and that the moms look ridiculous (the girls will probably end up looking just like their moms, especially the one in the pink) – not trying to make this PC but please don’t use the word “retard”…please. I am a friend to a “retard”. I hate that word because this person has more to give than all these women in this clip have together, and a whole lot more…ALSO, why don’t we see little toddler boys in jockeys? Just think about that….bye from Seattle!

      • kelly says:

        One more thing….what’s with the fish face that pinkies think is so sexy, and the “bust-a-move” look on the ones in turquoise?! Also, something to think about: We don’t see todder boys parading around in jockeys.

  13. helvetica says:

    So sad, they’re living their dream by pushing their own kid.

    • irishserra says:

      Yep, by putting all emphasis, not on talent or personality… but looks. And not just “girl next door” looks, but “Hey-how-dolled-up-and-sexually-objectified-can-I-make-my-child” looks. Hmmm… what was that song Whitney Houston sang? Oh yeah, “I believe the children are our future…”

      I’m terrified. Literally.

  14. Sam says:

    Looking at the moms, its painfully obvious why they are vicariously living through their kids. Yowzers.

  15. anjessa says:

    Are we sure the kids are participating in a beauty pageant? It looks like the’re competing in a “Who looks more ridiculous?”-contest.

  16. brin says:

    Please don’t let Courtney Stodden procreate.

  17. saintdevil says:

    Why is this legal?

    It’s clearly a form of child abuse.

  18. marni says:

    Could it be that Honey Boo Boo Child’s obese mother got the idea for go go juice from the Jolie/Pitts? Or are the Jolie/Pitts taking a leaf out of the Toddlers and Tiaras mothers parenting book?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2095210/Brad-Pitts-trick-brood-kickstart-morning.html

    • Kimlee says:

      Did you watch the interview i think it was Charlie Rose or something or did you just read it on the DailMail because if you watch it you would know that he was joking.

      From your comment I guess not

    • jwoolman says:

      I dunno, Kimlee- parents can get pretty desperate sometimes! Maybe Brad wasn’t entirely joking about coca-cola for breakfast to get the brood moving when needed… I’m surprised my mom didn’t funnel coffee into my brother’s mouth, considering what a major chore it was to get him out of bed and off to school. Brad’s kids look quite healthy, I’m sure an occasional dose if caffeine won’t hurt them, they’ll still be in much better shape than many American kids who routinely drink several sodas a day (including caffeinated ones).

  19. Kiyoshigirl says:

    I feel sad for these girls. It really is the luck of the draw when it comes to who you get for parents, isn’t it?

  20. snakeyes says:

    o_O I do not understand the american choice of entertainment. Is this really generating interest? If so why? Also, where is the social services? Isn’t this child endangering and exploitation?

    • jc126 says:

      Snakeyes – please do not get the wrong impression of American entertainment! Everyone I’ve ever met in real life who’s heard of this is disgusted and appalled by stuff like this. It’s revolting and very, very creepy. I also think putting it on TV is even worse than watching it> I can’t help thinking of all the pervs who watch it. UGH.

      BTW, it looks like this photo shoot took place on a high floor of a building; I think they should’ve pushed the moms out the window.

      • NYC_girl says:

        I agree with you. Unfortunately his show is filmed in a studio and the windows don’t open!

      • Juliette says:

        Well if you did push them out the window, you could put in a pool from the crater the mom in pink would leave! Imagine a swimming pool in the middle of NYC.

      • snakeyes says:

        I feel very bad for a family who loses their child over something so small – I read various stories of social services taking children away – and yet the people are making money, and opening their children to possible pedophiles and sickos. I understand this does not represent ALL US entertainment; yet the idea that it even came to be at all indicates how little the entertainment industry actually care for what you are all subjected to.

        I feel very badly for these children – shameful. 🙁

  21. Marianne says:

    Wait, is her name really Honey Boo Boo? Like seriously? Honey Boo Boo? *Smacks head on desk*

    It is seriously wrong to sexualize little kids by putting them in things like a leather outfit or the Pretty woman prostitute costume. And do these moms think these kids actually enjoy getting their teeth bleached…or getting spray tanned? I can get that pageants can be a “confidence booster” for kids and a chance for them grow on a social level…but THIS is all kinds of wrong.

    • Delta Juliet says:

      No, that’s not her name….she was being interviewed or something and she was speaking to someone else and referring to them as “honey boo-boo chile”

      I’m a little sketchy on it, but I didn’t watch the actual show. I was listening to a radio show where they played the recording and then made fun of it lol

      • Lisa says:

        She’s the one who slaps her ass (they all do that, ahjghk) and says she’ll make you holla for a dolla, right? Who the truck teaches their kid that?!?

    • ViktoryGin says:

      On her first interview for the show, she used in an address kind of how southerners, often Black, will say, “chile….”

      Say it with a protracted drawl and you’ve got yourself a child who speaks like she has parade of Black “uncles” running through her mother’s house on the regular o_O

      • Meanchick says:

        Um, what does black have to do with this? I think your statement is just ridiculous. I have southern relatives who don’t speak that way at all.

  22. teehee says:

    The young girls are beautiful; but the moms in those outfits just makes a clear case of how assanine the outfits really are- no matter what the age.
    But beside that- ok, they got a pretty face- so what? Now let them live a normal life like everyone else.

  23. ladybert62 says:

    I find this disturbing and I truly think that if the mom’s could ditch their daughters and be the star of the show alone without them, that they would.

    The moms are living vicariously through those kids.

    Anderson Cooper? Well, I am not impressed.

  24. gab says:

    Oh my my my! Great way to start the morning, Celebitchy, with this laugh! Oh my sides hurt. The big pink mama – I just have nothing to say. Laughing too hard. It is a pity the point was lost to the moms though. Thanks for the laughs again, Celebitchy! :0

  25. Mimi says:

    I’d totally watch “OLD HOES AND TIARAS”.

  26. Jenna says:

    While I find both sets of mom’s to be incredibly loathsome, I have to confess that the T&T mom’s have at least provided a few moments of near hysterical laughter for me, on occasion.

    My husband and I are at that scary point in our lives where we are contemplating expanding our family beyond ourselves and the cats (and since his request for Henchmen and flying monkeys is proving to have FAR too long of a waiting list to achieve – babies seem the logical next step). Twice now, my lad has flipped past this show on tv and within seconds he dissolves into rantings/raving/and generally acting like a nutter – with near hysterical emphasis on “No daughter of mine will EVER be trotted out like a baby prostitute!” and more.

    It’s rather endearing to watch a man panic over his still hypothetical children….

    Beyond that? Those women are vile. Absolutely, overwhelmingly so.

  27. djork says:

    That little Boo Boo Girl is well on her way to looking exactly like her mother. Give her time.

  28. Zelda says:

    I know we shouldn’t say kids are ugly, but “Honey Boo Boo” is ugly.
    She will not hit puberty well.

    Also, I already stated this in an older post but it bears repeating: That child is annoying as f*ck.

    Do not teach your kids “sassy” crap like that, mothers. You may find it adorable, but the rest of us just want to put your kid on a bus out of town.

    • Asli says:

      I’m laughing so hard right now I have tear in my eyes and I can’t breathe. Funny and truthful!

    • Cirque28 says:

      100% with you on sassiness. There are a lot of sassy children in Hollywood films uttering precocious one-liners, which is maybe why people started thinking it was cute to teach their children to be rude. IDK. But what might seem cute in a movie is nothing but entitled obnoxiousness in reality, and will doom these kids to a lifetime of dislike from their peers.

  29. EmmaStoneWannabe says:

    How embarrassing…and damaging. Do these moms have legit mental issues? Whatever narcissistic state of mind this is, it is being passed on to their daughters before the age of 10. Sick!

  30. Nessa says:

    What. The. F*ck.

  31. fabgrrl says:

    This! Right here, this, is why I feel slightly ashamed when I put my little girl in a pretty dress and put matching bows in her hair. Am I on the slippery slope to becoming one of these Moms? Am I teaching my daughter that the most important thing in life is being a pretty, pretty princess? I’ve always adored seeing little girls dolled up, but this horrible extreme scares me!

    • lilred says:

      There is a very big difference between putting on a pretty dress with bows in the hair and what these crazy biotches do.

    • Delta Juliet says:

      Ummmm…..no. There is a HUGE difference between putting on a cute dress, bows and maryjanes, and THIS.

      Keep doing it for those of us who have only sons to “dress up” LOL

  32. blonde on the dock says:

    Wonder what the guy looked like who impregnated that muppet in the pink. This whole thing is frightening! Poor little girls.

  33. Maritza says:

    Each girl is identical as their mother, unfortunately for Honey Boo Boo. Anderson Cooper would do her a favor and see if the network pays for liposuction of her neck or better yet, try to get her to participate in The Biggest Loser.

  34. Tweakspotter says:

    Ewww MY EYES!!! My husband would NOT approve if I even remotely tried to do this to my little girl.

  35. Petunia says:

    I just can’t get past the hippo in the tutu.

  36. Listerino says:

    There shouldn’t even be pageants for children in the first place. With shows like Dance Moms and this around is it any wonder there’s so many pedophiles out there? This is just sick. We’re making it so easy for all those sickos out there to ogle children in inappropriate outfits.
    And what kind of message are you sending children when you’re making them get their teeth bleached, fake tans etc instead of telling them they are beautiful just the way they are?
    We live in seriously f’d up times.

    • skuddles says:

      I agree Listerino!! Ban these disgusting pageants or at least ban them for children under the age of 12…or maybe even 16? These hideous, parasitic Mommy’s are offering their babies up for the pleasure of dangerous pedophiles… that just makes my head explode!

  37. girl says:

    Sweet merciful SHIT! What is wrong with people.

    Dear Anderson Cooper,
    Please don’t give these people more airtime. They need psychiatric care, not more public attention. It sickens me to think of some pedo group getting together and watching Toddlers and Tiaras, et al.

  38. StaceyP says:

    This! This right here makes me think the Mayans are right about 2012.

  39. Delta Juliet says:

    This makes me so sad…..like another poster said, these kids might be cute without all the sh-t their parents have done to them, but looking like this, they are just ugly. Sorry.

  40. the original bellaluna says:

    The phrase “lipstick on a pig” comes to mind…

  41. Cathy says:

    The elephant in the pink is disgusting, and her neck looks like it may be her fat elephant trunk. Of course the other elephant in pink isn’t much thinner. I feel bad for the children.

  42. skuddles says:

    Oh my freaking GAWD! When I saw the headline pic of one Mom (pink) I wanted to ask is that really a woman? Or even a human being? She almost looks like a Jim Hensen muppet. I cannot believe people like this actually exist… destroying their daughter’s childhoods and minds before they are even old enough to understand what’s going on. And THIS is considered entertainment?????

  43. Inari says:

    *puts on the white coat made by the emperor’s tailors and asserts that what appears to be headphones is actually a stethoscope*

    My like totally legitimate and not in any way imaginary medical edumacation has granted me the ability to diagnose people based only on their pictures. Thus I am able to suggest that the woman with the rather impressive neck must suffer from hypothyroidism, which may in some cases affect the patients’ mental health. It might be beneficial to spend some of the money spent on the whole pageant hoopla on a visit to a (more local) medical professional for a checkup.

    *sits back and admires her amazing abilities in diagnostics, wonders why she’s not allowed to practice medicine in real life*

  44. Newtsgal says:

    How could they put that pink dress on that 3-chinned pig, isn’t that animal abuse?

    • blonde on the dock says:

      Lol!!!

    • Agnes says:

      HAHAHAHA! PETA needs to be involved in this.

    • BB says:

      I have hypothyroidism and I pray to God I never look like this!!! Her neck looks more like a goiter, but that is a problem with hyperthyroidism. She could save some of the money she spends on pageants to have gastric bypass and start showing her daughter some healthy life choices. All the sugar she’s forcing down her is going to root her teeth and cause her to be obese like the rest of her family. They are all big, but momma is the biggest. It’s sad to see them want to live their own lives through their child! Why not get them involved in actual sports that can help them physically and mentally.

  45. Flan says:

    The comments here made me laugh a lot, who says women have no sense of humor? ha.

    That woman is delusional. Which grown up would wear that, even the most slender one?

  46. Common Sense says:

    The two little ones in the pink, unfortunately are going to be HUGE like thier mothers, the Prostitot – pregnant by 15 and little one in the blue, right there with her. And the moms will be like WTH? HOW did this happen? Because you pimped your kids like Ho’s that’s why, get off your ass and go live a grown womans life and let kids be kids. Jeez

  47. vanessa says:

    why are most pageant moms fat and/or ugly? Not trying to be mean but obviously they are using their daughter’s as a measure to feel pretty…

    Love that header pic, had me laughing out loud at work!

  48. original kate says:

    the blonde woman in pink (it is a woman, right?) looks like her neck is trying to swallow her head.

  49. Gabrielle says:

    Umm, the T&T moms are just paying people to tell their ugly daughters that they’re pretty, where as the Dance Moms kids are truly talented young dancers in a pre-professional program who will be ready for the greuling process of auditions if they pursue a dance career as adults. They’re athletes in a sport where you have to start young. I grew up dancing and still dance and I had friends who did child beauty pageants and there is a big difference.

  50. I.want.shoes says:

    I’m not going to use the word “hate” when speaking about a kid, but I very strongly dislike Honey Boo Boo Child.

  51. Rachel says:

    I have to say the part that angers me the most is the woman who says it’s different dressing kids up in skimpy costumes because “they don’t have anything.”

    Ummm, that’s *exactly* what pedophiles like about small children. They’re turned on by prepubescent bodies, and you’re parading your child around like that!

  52. Agnes says:

    omg, that fat woman in pink made me want to vomit. i totally gagged.

  53. Stubbylove says:

    Agree with you all. Can we comment on the first pic and Honey Boo Boo Child’s gang-sign and her vile mom’s puckered lips???? WTF – speechless.

    • Lisa says:

      That kid’s FACE. That’s a last call, stumble outside and puke in the bushes face if ever I saw one. Jeee-zus.

  54. bamster says:

    scenes from a b horror movie? Absolutely scary.

  55. Lia says:

    Sweet Jesus. Are you sure that isn’t Mike Myers in that pink dress?? Seems I saw him do this character in a movie once…..

  56. Feebee says:

    I thought the mom in pink was a guy in a fat suit. Are we sure it’s not a guy in a fat suit? In one still even her kid is threatening to poke out her own eyes.

    It’s so sad that even when the moms dress they STILL don’t see how fucking ridiculous it all is.

  57. CitizenErased says:

    My faith in female humanity is at an all time zero after looking at that lot, but at least I got to laugh my ass off.

  58. haley says:

    i thought the header picture was a picture of someone from the FatBooth app, not joking at all.

  59. anne says:

    Trailer trash. Think of all the more worthwhile things they could be doing AND EATING (healthier) with their money.

  60. Lady LaLa says:

    ewwwwwww. make.it.stop. dear God

  61. Hip-ster says:

    None of the moms are good looking, how do you think these young girls are going to turn out? Not the best choice to put them down a path of vanity considering their future.

  62. lolas says:

    So that’s disgusting.

    Here’s something even more disgusting – those women can vote.

  63. Mouse says:

    Unfortunately, one of the world’s biggest injustices…you don’t get to pick your relatives. Poor little girls.

  64. jwoolman says:

    There’s a banner ad right under the pic: “Posh ruffle toddler top with pants. Add some fairy wings and a tiara to create a fun fairy costume!” with a little pink picture to the side that looks eerily like what the dynamic blonde duo is wearing. How do they know these things?!? Another story had a plastic surgery ad right above a pic of Kim Kardashian. Modern ad placement is even funnier than the low-tech one embedded in my memory: tv coverage of President Nixon’s resignation amidst the Watergate Scandal was sponsored by Renuzit air freshener. 

  65. dorothy says:

    If the one in the pink dress were to see herself on camera or a picture, surely she would contact Weight Watchers ASAP.

  66. Maya says:

    I saw the story about the ‘go go juice’. All that sugar! The daughter will end up as obese as the mother at some point.
    I don’t understand why this show exists and why glorified child abusers – because that is what they are – are given media time.

    • Newtsgal says:

      I’m pretty sure that when the pageants dry up and the cameras are gone that little girl will trade in her go-go juice for go-go boots and will be working the day shift at Captain Fluffy’s stripclub.

  67. ZenB!tch says:

    Um… that Boo Boo mom is definitely a Boo Boo. She has to be the most hideous woman I have ever seen. It’s like if Rumor Willis gained 200lbs. That face… losing weight won’t make it better.

    • kellymick says:

      FYI-Just to say it’s Rumer with an ‘E”…and I would never compare her to that woman in the clip….that would really hurt her.

      • ZenB!tch says:

        If the chin fits…. and I don’t bother to learn how to spell names of people who are famous for nothing, “rumor” suits her.

  68. Lisa says:

    Valentine’s Day is over, but I think we’ve found a perfect match for the Stay Puft marshmallow man.

  69. HappyJoyJoy says:

    Hey there pink dress! Why the loooong face? hahahaha

  70. ldel says:

    why don’t they cancel this show? it’s bad enough these IQ deficient ‘mothers’ exploit their children, does TLC have to exploit them as well?

  71. Erica says:

    why are the mothers consistently fat, unaccomplished cows!?!?!?!?! Every single time this is what I see! Poor children

  72. Meanchick says:

    Honey Boo Boo Chile’s mom looks like Mimi from Drew Carey and Kendra from the Cleveland Show had a big ass baby. Is she AWARE that she has four chins?

  73. telesma says:

    FTR, eyebrow waxing? Not that painful. And if it’s done right, it’s only painful for a second. Still wouldn’t do it to a little kid, though. I’d be interested to know what psychology drives these women.

  74. Cirque28 says:

    In the back of Anderson Cooper’s mind, he’s thinking, “I’m a Vanderbilt for godssake. How the hell did I sink this low?”

  75. Jane says:

    My eyes! My eyes!

  76. michelle says:

    unfortunatelly nobody can choose their parents and i start to think more and more that whoever wants to procreate should get some kind of license first that certifies they are phisically and mentally able to raise children

  77. Louise says:

    That Honey Boo Boo kid is a pill. I’m a teacher, and if she ended up in my class I’d probably slap her. Don’t even get me started on her disgusting excuse for a mother.

    I see the mother in blue not only has flesh-colored cutouts on the leotard, she also has a little sarong/sash thing. She doesn’t even have to balls to wear what she forces her daughter to wear.

    Maybe I should’ve qualified as a shrink instead of a teacher. Looks like these kids will need it.

    • Lisa says:

      I watched the show yesterday. Mortifying. The blue leotard mom said she felt like she needed to be covered up, but it was okay for her daughter to wear it because she has a better body. Anderson looked like he wanted to just walk off.

  78. Gaia132 says:

    Her chins scare me…

  79. Shannon says:

    Oh God, the jowls!

  80. elaine says:

    Monstrous. Just egregious. Words are failing me here…

  81. Lizzy Vance says:

    MY EYES!!!AURGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  82. mememe says:

    Sadly these young girls will be undoing the pathetic lessons their mothers have instilled in them for the rest of their lives.

    Children come here amazing already. I wish women would stop living their “I want to be a barbie” dreams out on their daughters. They don’t deserve it.

  83. TO says:

    This is child abuse and endangerment. I can totally see why we are hated as Americans. This takes the cake. Capella stated it perfectly. Shame on the US legal system, shame on the so-called CHRISTIAN parents… omg… many of these parents claim to be doing it for God. Ridiculous hypocrites. The Learning Channel should be penalized for Toddlers and Tiaras, executives of TLC, producers, parents, guardians, pageant heads and judges jailed for pedophile behavior.

  84. Dona says:

    I realize I’m late for the comments, but I was horrified by a clip that featured mamma pig coaching honey chile as the tot did her routine at a pageant. Watching that ugly woman dance and prance and make smoochie faces put me in the mind of, literally, an actual pig. Much worse than seeing her in a pink tutu.

  85. robotnik says:

    Her chin level is OVER 9000!!!! Lol

  86. robotnik says:

    Her chin level is OVER 9000!!!! Lol.

  87. robotnik says:

    Her chin level is OVER 9000! Lol.