I’m not sure why or how I missed these photos yesterday, because I was looking for them. These are photos from two nights ago, at the Paris Fashion Week event, “Louis Vuitton – Marc Jacobs: The Exhibition”. I want to start with Kristen Stewart, because this is maybe the best she’s ever looked, in my opinion. The thing with Kristen is that she’s a pretty girl, but she messes up her “look” very often. Bad styling, bad hair, bad posture, lip-biting, eye-rolling, it all contributes to her fugging up a decent look. Even when she’s wearing an evening gown and her hair and makeup are wonderful, she usually looks uncomfortable and grim. But here, at this event, in these photos – this is a great look for her. This is what she should be aiming for more often. It’s young. It’s rock n’ roll. It’s cute. She’s not overly-styled. She’s not uncomfortable (or, she’s not any more uncomfortable than she usually is). This is her best Paris Fashion Week appearance!
This was also her last appearance at Paris Fashion Week – soon after this event, Kristen and Robert Pattinson flew to LA. But they still had this night! And Sparkles even came out for it too – here’s a photo of Sparkles doing his “model-face” at the Marc Jacobs event.
You know who else looked surprisingly great? Sarah Jessica Parker! I know, I know. This decade-old Vuitton dress is “too young” for her, but I still think she looks awesome here.
And finally, let’s talk about Marc Jacobs and his friend Peter Marino. I mean… sure. Jacobs likes the rough trade. I think that’s been established. So… I’m not offended by this in the larger sense. Although I hate that Marc paired his pink dress with those fug shoes. THAT is what bugs me.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Someone needs to give K-Stew some Zoloft.
Well, share some of that zoloft around with the rest of the commenters cause they all sound miserable on this thread.
She doesn’t inspire much enthusiasm.
Oh, on the contrary. She inspires a lot of enthusiasm, this isn’t apathy you see.
she always looks dirty to me and whatever great dress she wears she can manage to cheapen that out like nobody else does!
and WTF marc jacobs is wearing?? if i was gay i’d slap him around the face for wearing that crappy pink dress. you’re marc jacobs for christ’s sake, if you wear that, what is left for us to wear????????’
I’ve been neutral about Kstew. I get what the haters are saying about the pouty lip biting, but I happened across her in a random movie last night called Speak and it really made me think about her differently. It reminded me of Jennifer Jason Leigh in a way. All of KS’s movies since she was older have been pretty alternative. No one could have predicted the twilight thing to this extent. Maybe she just didn’t ever want to be the sparkly (haha) Hollywood hot girl but got thrown into this role. Is it really so bad that she’s awkward and weird playing the superstar?She is really young and if it’s something she wasn’t really seeking out, that seems hard – even if others would kill for it.
Her hair is a little frizzy. She ought to stop dying it.
i use to think marc jacobs was so cute and i loved his style. now, with all the plastic surgery, lame tattoos, and icky ads, he does nothing for me.
he has been so overhyped. however, he has made the brand billions. ugh.
I prefered the frumpy over-weight glasses wearing Marc too.
I liked him better when he paid his models, as opposed to just fobbing them off with a pair of shoes.
she’s slouching and frowning and her hair looks dirty and unkempt. not a good look.
Agree and the dress looks too small and the shoes don’t really work with the dress. Another mess IMO
Yes, for the love of god I wish she would stand up striaght.
And I wish Sparkles wouldn’t do that with his mouth.
and skin looks greasy. she could have taken a shower for goodness sakes.
Kristen always looks so pale and so…not toned. I mean, yes, she’s a slim girl but her limbs always look like pale shapeless sausages. Being skinny is not enough, sport is needed here.
I thought exactly the same thing – her legs are yuck – get to a gym and get some definition …
We used to call these milk bottle legs when I was at school!
Yes! Thank you! It kills me when she wears short skirts because she has no muscle tone whatsoever. All I can think when I see that is how when the metabolism slows down, she’s going to have problems.
+1
She needs to stand up straight; I’ve never seen her stand up straight! Her posture is worse than that of the Olsen twins – horrid.
Well some people are naturally pale and enjoy it, and don’t feel like getting tanned like the rest of the population.
Exactly.
That is possibly the first picture I’ve ever seen HoboPatz look attractive in. It’ll also probably be the last.
Marc Jacobs should know that black pilgrim shoes do not go with what appears to be a pink Land’s End polo dress.
And KStew? No, just no.
That’s EXACTLY what I thought! “I had that Land’s End piqué dress when I was in high school.” lol
No woman or LGBT member worth their salt would be caught in that dreadful pepto bismal pink polo nightshirt. The only nice thing I can say about it is that Marc showed a bit of self restraint by NOT popping the collar.
ugh, yes, that would be the only thing that could make that hideous outfit even more horrific – popping the collar. hahaha.
KStew looks like a low rent hooker in that and Rob is doing duckface.
I just realized kristen has a down turned mouth. It’s cute.
MK on Marc Jacobs….”looks like Sweet Valley High crashed into a drag queen’s Thanksgiving party.” That’s about right.
That made me laugh so hard! And I totally agree!
So over K Stew.
Her face always says K-Bitch to me. There is nothing likable about her. And bad hair.
I think she looks terrible. Like a Russian mail order bride or stripper working the Siberian circuit. She doesn’t look clean, comfortable or poised at all. In fact her face looks a little hard.
She looks fearful all the time like she’s being beaten and tortured then thrust onto the red carpet or stripper pole in the case of these photos.
i love this!!! you have a way with words lol
What’s with Marc Jacobs and his Leprachaun shoes? They look hideous with that dress. And doesn’t KS ever smile? I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture with her smiling in it.
Marc just looks like a comple fool. Drugs have seriously messed him up and leatherman is really nasty. Not attractive. Like a refugee from a Maplethorpe photo shoot that didn’t make the cut.
I think not
Love that dress on KStew but hate those shoes. No a huge fan of super pointed toes in the first place. Also, love that Rob refuses to give the paps a decent pic. I always look forward to photos of him and his crazy pap faces. Hilarious. But I do wish he would take a bath.
I love Rob’s crazy faces too!! Lol!
I read that KStew is shy.. so maybe thats it? She has bitch face which doesnt make her a bitch. And I feel something for all the ladies and celebs that have this disease and I have it too.. unless I am smiling my mega watt smile 24/7 I get : are you ok? shes a bitch. are you mad? angry ? do you feel sick?
um no, I am just working, or walking or reading or whatever.. it’s only good to have this disease on the train or with pushy salespeople.
Love SJP ‘s dress..makes her look tall. Love.
Marc.. wtf. Get your act together. This makes me not want to buy any more bags. I am dead serious.
If she is shy, HadleyB,then she shouldn’t be the face of a designer. I’m sure she was paid to be there, so that being said, smile.. No one wants to buy the clothes (not that I could afford them) when the girl being paid to advertise them looks like it’s painful to wear them. or maybe I’m wrong and she has the bitchface cause she’s constantly constipated..now go back and look at the first picture, the poo sweats is totally believeable..
she’s the face for the balenciaga fragrance. their last spokeswoman was Charlotte Gainsbourg, who isn’t one to simper and smile on the red carpet either, is kinda quirky, and describes herself as shy. So maybe you’re just not the demographic they’re trying to reach.
She’s an actress – you know, the job for which she’s paid gazillions to play make believe. If her range doesn’t quite extend to “showing a vague interest in her surroundings” maybe she should consider alternative employment?
Then again, if she truly dislikes the fame that come with a movie career but wishes to ply her craft, why not theatre? She can certainly afford never to work in film again, and the paps would leave her alone. Obviously she likes the attention, or she wouldn’t have signed up to be the “face” of a fashion label – either that or she’s so epically stupid Jessica Simpson is shaking her head…
THIS!
+1
when did acting ever exclude shy people. Hello, by your standards Marlon Brando and James Dean would have had to “get out” of the business! Look, I get the fact sometimes she’s kinda of annoying, I do. I like her, and wish sometimes she would be less uptight. But a lot of actors and actresses are self proclaimed introverts, like Johnny Depp. You can be shy, be fine in front of a camera, and still get nervous publicly. Kristen needs to handle herself better not because she’s an actress, but because she’s an adult now and so more is expected of her.
I need a “like” button! Exactly.
She’s just all-around meh.
Trying not to be a hater today but they all look like shat
ohh so you guys have perfect legs now??? keep trying to nitpick this girl, she looked cute, and there are pictures where she is SMILING, that’s the lamest excuse the haters use for her. give her a break
what is up with that girl? she always has this mega-bitch face on. the only emotional response i have to her is wanting to slap that look off her face.
K stews shoe tips look like they could kill someone and she looks like she wants to kill someone with them
She looks busted. And just no on those shoes.
Wow. I get not liking the girl but saying you want to slap her and not in a joking manner or calling her legs ugly shapeless sausages…You want to say someone is untoned and has no definition, I get it … But ugly shapeless sausages? Seriously, dome of you guys are true bitches. Kaiser, not sure why you let the violence one get through.
they *are* shapeless sausages
😀
If you mean most of the women on this thread, probably
If you mean most of the women on this thread, probably.
lol–okay lila’s comeback was pretty funny. I just imaged googled her legs-they look pretty great to me. Girls being catty always make me eyeroll
The best she looked? Improved?
I think you’re blind.
The dress is slightly fug, shoes are beyond horrible and the hair situation is really bad (not talking about her posture, face, etc, which is already horrible to start).
Oh, calm down. Wanting to “slap that look off” of someone’s face is an expression, not an actual threat of violence.
She looks like she needs a shower, a comb, a hairbrush and a lesson in correct posture. In that order.
I am always amazed at how miserable she can look when attending these public things.
I won’t say anything about her legs. I’d be the kettle to her pot. But unlike me, bitch could afford a personal trainer to work those jambes.
When will the “heroin eyes” make-up trend end?
The shoes don’t go with that dress. And stand up straight, FFS! My mum would make her walk around the house with a big-ass dictionary on her head!
And your mom would be right!
Absolutely! I walked around with that dictionary on my head for quite some time. Mum also told me to “imagine a thread from your feet to your head, keeping you tall and straight.” (Mum was our Girl Scout leader, and she taught all of us about good posture!)
I also used to bound down the stairs like a Labrador puppy, and Mum said to me “A lady’s head doesn’t move as she descends stairs.”
Her lessons have stayed with me into adulthood. 😀
She looks awful. Her face and hair always look greasy and, of course, she is slouching.
She represents a fashion house and goes to a high end event looking like THIS? Her hair is not combed and the dress imspires a guy to ask her “How much?” (for her services). Fire her stylist and hair/make-up guy. She went out to dinner at a nice restaurant in Paris looking like she’s ready to do house and yard work. Balenciaga must be proud.
It’s too early for sarcasm, Kaiser! =)
LOL! Couldn’t have said better.
I think she looks young- edgy – and really cute. Her hair does not look dirty…she could smile more but its ONE picture..there are plenty out there at this same event where she is smiling and looks amazing. I guess I am biased but I just really like her.
Really, you think this is the best she’s ever looked? The dress sucks, her hair needs to be properly styled, she needs to stand up straight, her makeup is okay, but nothing great, and she looks…I dunno, off. I want to say miserable, but that’s what everyone says. 😉 Come on, she’s looked better than this.
I’m not impressed with any of these, actually.
I’m offended by Marc’s pink dress. That shapeless sack doesn’t suit his body type at all! I love the shoes. Re : Kristen, she still looks uncomfortable – like her parents made her dress up and go the event. When will she act like an adult who is paid very well to do this s**t? I get more cheerfulness in fast food places.
She is not biting her lip
She is not giving anyone the finger
hardly recognized her except
she still looks depressed and glum
Her dress is horrible.
I wont even comment on the man in the dress.
Last night’s makeup and unbrushed hair is improved for this girl? What standards we have.
Really poor posture. Slouching is not attractive on anyone, models and actors included.
wow she looks hot
This such a random post. I’ve been trying to glue together my thoughts. I can’t so here’s a list.
KS:Improved? Nope. Same ole same ole. I continue to have issues with her stylist.
Sparkles: Duckface. Hmmm…Makes me miss my 1st gen Nintendo w/Duck Hunt w/the actual gun not the Wii stick BS of today.
SJP: A little too summery. A little too early for that dress. Not for night. imo
MJ: I just do not understand. That clutch. Dress doesn’t go with the shoes and vice versa. And the black socks? The worst are the FUR STICK legs! Really?
Eddie Izzard is pissed and I would agree!
Nothing much to say about KStew. The clothes as usual are wearing her. She’s sullen and slouching. Next!
Marc Jacobs looks a damn fool.
I just wish she would stand up straight. I know she hates the world and it’s part of that whole attitude but she’d just not slouch, she would look so much better.
Oh Kristen, you white rose beauty, this is a terrible look for you. Embrace your pulchritude, Girl! Show the world you don’t care and don’t try to dress down your natural good looks.
I’m a fan of K’s. I hope she does great in her ‘Snow White’ flick; I know Charlize is killing it in the previews!
What the F is Jacobs wearing? If a girl wants to play dress up, at least wear something cute.
What the Marc?
Shoes: I’m escaping religious persecution, but the goody is asleep, I’m compelled to dance under the moonlight. Pilgrims crave vitality, too.
Clutch: Hi, I’m Marc. I’d like to know if you’re interested in purchasing from Avon’s new Mourning Glory Line. It zips and snaps for extra closure and it’s made of quality hide. That’s the only kind of hide you’ll ever need, because you’re not the one who ingested all of that carbon monoxide. Focus on you.
Companion: He’s a good guy. He became my sponsor in 2009 and for only 39 cents a day, and his steadying support–both financially and spiritually–I have the funds and the brass to bedazzle every clog that comes out of the tannery. It keeps me wakeful, he keeps me true. He’s good at reaching, too, which is indispensable at the library.
Arm Art: You get waterboarded long enough and you’ll agree to anything. I keep telling that to the PTA, but I’ve been banned for life from all of the public parks along the eastern seaboard and I’m just living through it.
Eyes: LASIK? Heavens, no! I just stopped wearing my glasses when I saw my arm.
Plastic surgery: Sue me if frequent travels to park centre me! I thought, if I get just enough done to be reasonably recognizable, I could fly under the radar of the PTA.
Eyebrows: It didn’t work, and they punished me thusly.
Barber’s Rash: Unleashed: As a show of good faith to the PTA, I grew out some unkempt and uncoloured facial hair, so no one thinks I’m trying to ‘pass’, wherever I go.
Weight: Skeletal is the new gaunt. I have shoes to bedazzle and cocaine to huff, I don’t need your patrician finger-pointing!
Hair: So, I watched the original Clash Of The Titans while high, and I had a very emotional experience with Harryhausen’s figurines. When I came to, I realized that I had torn out my hair in paranoia once confronted with the Medusa scene. That happens every time I get an erection, what would you do?
Dress: How did I manage to toss in a full bottle of Benadryl tablets into my washing? This is going to totally throw my wellness schedule out of whack.
Socks: These are the only items of clothing that fit from my glasses and blue oxford shirt days. I wear them to keep me grounded, it’s good for my mindfulness.
The only thing I got away from those pics was: “Bitch, comb your hair”.
She always looks “hungover”~ it’s like she partied her ass off & is hanging bad the next day….pounding headache, cotton mouth, craving greasy food…just wants to kill herself because she has to leave the house.
I love Kristen Stewart’s dress. LOVE it! And I love SJP no matter what, so even if she does look bad, she still looks good to me. And I think she actually really does look beautiful and fresh here!
as much as I love animal print this dress is blah don’t get the gathering by on the dress. the dress wears her hoes are cute but not with that dress no matter what she always look methy to me
Why do KS’s feet look blue?
Does she ever smile? I absolutely can not stand movie stars who complain about fame. You knew what you were getting, so take the good with the bad. Stop whining!
Kristen’s dress is cute, but it’s a little too short and the shoes don’t go.
I love SJP’s dress. I want it!
I disagree about this being the best she’s looked. She can be incredibly beautiful when she doesn’t have raccoon eyes. She receives a lot of praise and criticism for her legs, but they seem perfectly functional and symmetrical to me. It’s not her legs I object to but the hem length she always chooses. I get that she’s young and slender…whatever. She would look SOOOO much more put together and lovely if the hems were about an inch lower. She ends up looking cheap in dresses that really qualify as tunics.
It is cute