Ugh. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were still in London over the weekend, and there are literally 20 million new photos of them at various events, walking down the street and leaving various clubs and parties. Kim and Kanye both had business in London – she was promoting her latest fragrance (“True Reflection”) and doing press for Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Kanye performed with Jay-Z at the O2 arena, and then Kanye, Jay and Kim all partied together at DSTRKT. Gwyneth Paltrow was there. Do you think Goop was nice to Kim? Do you think Kim will get a shout-out in a future Goop newsletter? Or will Gwyneth pointedly omit all Kardashian references in future name-dropping. Like, “Oh, yes, Kanye and Mr. Jay-Knowles-Z and I were discussing peacock feather enemas and some other people were there too, I forget their names.”
The British tabloids have been having a great time with Kim and Kanye actually hanging out in their city. A few days ago, The Sun claimed that Kim had been ordering Kanye around – which, do you think that ever happens? No.
KANYE West doesn’t wear the trousers in his new relationship.
His girlfriend Kim Kardashian has been barking orders at him during their stay in the UK.
She’s now gone to the extent of banning girls from going backstage on Kanye and Jay-Z’s Watch The Throne tour.A source said: “Kanye has a load of girls he’s friends with. Most are stylists or from the fashion set but Kim’s not happy about them being alone with him backstage. She sees how well he gets on with girls because of his sensitive side and has decided to rein in the entourage a bit. Kim is trying to put a stop to this as she doesn’t want to look or feel awkward at any point.”
Kanye won’t want to get her upset — she’s his dream woman after fancying her for years.
[From The Sun]
I’m always a bit put off by the Kardashian propaganda pushing a version of this hookup as “Kanye is so into Kim, he’s been obsessed with her for years.” While I think Kanye and Kim find each other mutually beneficial, I really have my doubts that it’s like THAT.
As for the fashion on display – Kim chose some particularly hideous getups, per usual. It was wishful thinking on my part to suggest that Kanye was maybe styling her for the better now. She still looks awful and refuses to dress for her body type. A note to Stella McCartney: you designed a hideous dress which was first worn by A-listers but is now being worn by the likes of LeAnn Rimes and Kim Kardashian. You should be ashamed.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
I actually like her last outfit with the long coat/jacket and boots. It’s the type of thing you could comfortably wear out shopping!
I like it too!
Her makeup looks so….nice? And I love her hair without those long fake extensions
I hate to say it, but I agree with you. She has so much potential, she (or whomever is giving orders, I suspect Momager) just seems determined to make everything skanky or plain hideous.
Yeah. Kanye looks so in love with her. *sarcasm* You can read his mind in the third picture because that look is a “I cannot wait to get away from this crazy bitch” look. The last photo looks like a publicity stunt photo.
Kanye dosent look like he wants to be away from Kim. He has been seen with her for YEARS. Rather she was single or not. He looks like he is happy he got his shot. GAG.
I thought he looked genuinely ‘happy’ in that last pic, too… Over what, we can’t be sure. But I didn’t get the ‘get her away from me‘ vibes at all.
Double LOLs! @ peacock enemas.
The scary thing’s I can totally picture goop getting a procedure like that
This holding hands thing, like some high school couple is really getting on my nerves. Like we all don’t know that this whole thing is a fraud, just like her marriage
+1
But for why? I mean, I get why Kim would stage this, she does stuff like that all the time, but what’s in it for Kanye? Sex? I’m sure he can get sex with a 1000 other big-assed, cat-faced ladies without the risk of becoming a laughing stock… So seriously, why would he be doing this is he’s not into her?
Kanye’s reputation has taken a beating the past couple of years so it puts him back in the spotlight. Kim has cameras following her everywhere. He becomes the center of attention again and we all know Kanye MUST be the center of attention at all times.
But Leeloo, Kanye’s latest album got raving reviews. He’s doing a concert tour with Jay-Z. Does he really think he needs the likes of KK to get publicity? Surely he can’t be that stupid?
Yeah but his album isn’t selling. I mean it is selling but he’s not selling as well as he did in 2009. Plus if he weren’t going on tour with Jay Z he wouldn’t be able to perform in the amphitheatres. So yes, I can see him being that stupid.
I agree Leelou: Kanye is on operation damage control becuse the press he has been getting the past few years is on his A-Hole behavior. His nasty all-cap twitter rants, his grammy rant about Beyonce while Taylor was getting awarded and his insane interviews where he is so full of himself he sounds idiotic. He needs a high-profile romance to help the public forget the past -this is perfect for him with the cameras everywhere.
That still doesn’t make sense, ladies. It’s not like he’s dating America’s Sweetheart… He’s dating someone who everyone kind of hates. I understand the wanting-attention reasoning, but *not* trying to raise his profile. There’s 5 million other young, pretty, liked celebs and musicians. Heck, a fake relationship with Rihanna would be mutually beneficial! And Jay has an in with her.
Nope, ladies, I think the truth is simple: two gross famewh*res found love.
Exactly-everyone loves to hate her and now he can have a quick romance, get his heart broken and he’s another victim of the KK Snatch of Doom…”poor poor Kanye. We really saw a different side of him with Kim on the show. He seemed happy and into her…blah blah blah.”
With so many cameras around and being on the show he’s going to give everyone another side to make us like him again. Its genius. I am former PR and this is the ideal situation for him.
My point exactly, cmc.
@Eileen: ‘KK Snatch of Doom’? Ya think anyone would buy that? I’m not sure. I think it’s common knowledge by now that you’d have to be pretty darn stupid to get involved with a Kardashian in the first place.
Well known on HERE and other gossip sites, but the majority of people interested in Kanye, are intereted in Kartrashian shows and merchandise. They just signed another insane deal for their show and its rumored at some point one of the spinoff channels for E! will feature only Kardashian shows 24/7.
And lets be honest, what other well-known celeb would mess with Kanye? This is win/win for both of them.
Well, one school of thought is that she’s Kanye’s beard. I’m not saying that’s a fact for sure, and honestly Kanye seems so into himself that I could see him being asexual. And before Kim, his only attempt at showing us he was into women was with Amber Rose–and neither of them ever seemed very into each other. But anyway, this is the only plausible explanation that I’ve heard that covers why this whole disaster of a pairing could benefit him, too. And nobody say Kim wouldn’t go along with that, cause she’s not above many other fake things that bring her more fame.
Thats not true. Kanye was engaged to a woman when he first was famous, he used to mention her ALL THE TIME. It wasn’t a secret, their wasnt any gay rumors either. When his mother died so suddenly, that was when Kanye went crazy, and dumped Alexis, it went downhill from there.
Kim is not a downgrade from Amber, she is a upgrade.
Kaiser I still think you are right about Kanye having an influence on Kim’s style – she’s covered up a bit more now and when she does have the cleavage, it’s less artificially pushed up to her chin. Also there seems to be less prints and more solid colours and minimal styling (for her standards). Makes me think that they might be the real deal – while with Kris, Kim’s T&A was still on display like she was trolling for a new guy
She’s only covering up because she is trying to channel Duchess Kate. Notice how she is starting to pose like her with the pointed hands? She’s pathetic.
Does she own a mirror or is she too busy looking at her face to look down? She looks bad and not good bad. Kanye is playing along he has to be willing to put up with now being a Kardashian eunich aren’t all their men castrated? Don’t think Kanye has much style so how would he help Kim? Nothing like a pr relationship right after a PR marriage and divorce. Yep that Kim sure does learn her lessons doesn’t she?
My sincerest apologies to London……..
for having to deal with not just one, but 2 douche-nozzels.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the United Kingdom declared the unleashing of Kim and Lange onto their society a terrorist attack or an act of war from the US.
LOL-I wouldn’t blame them! Who knows what new diseases those to famewhores are generating together. They should be quarantined.
LOL! Exactly!!
+1
As defensive measures of UK payback, we should prepare the launching of the all-consuming Ebola Parasite. Followed by a deluge of delusional Lohan.
I propose we keep Prince Harry safe and sound on our shores… Or rather, in my house.
Hey! He could mow my lawn.
I don’t get what Kayne gets from this. Drives down both his street cred and his snobby-people cred. I can only think he likes the fame-ho attention (or maybe, *gasp* he really likes her). Ew.
The way she spackles makeup on, can you imagine how much she spends a month on makeup? i guess it’s the trend now. drag queen makeup
Oh! That top Photo! *shudder* I understand you have cameras in your face but damn! That is a lot of makeup. I wonder how much paint thinner she goes through to take it off.
What in gods name is that makeup?
It’s sooooo thick. And you can see across the cheeks and under the eye, the’ve laid on the concealer with a trowel.
She must have really really bad skin to wear that much makeup.
What a fake, phoney pos. Who cares? A whore is a whore is a whore and she is the queen of whores. Can you imagine if her husband was running around with another woman right now while not even divorced? The tabs would be filled with poor pitfull whore stories. Geez get over this talentless pos already.
Agree.
Cos nothing works better in a relationship then demands and ultimatums! *sarcasm*
Dies any one else see the resemblance to Octomom in the full -length picture of her in the white dress. Is it the (ghastly) lips?
i like kimye..
Ugh, “DOES” not “dies.”
If she’s anything like her mom is with Bruce then not only is she banning girls, she’s probably removing his balls when he leaves her side.
While it pains me to admit it,Kanye’s career is in no way failing or floundering.I think they are each others type.i’m not sold that they are for real,but I kinda hope they are.I don’t like either one of them,but for some weird reason,I kinda like them together.
sorry but who is she in reality (sorry i’m french )? because taylor swift is a singer , ok, stacy keibler is gc’girlfriend and show her ass , ok , but kk ? how did she become an celebrity ? has she a talent ?
Somehow I love that you’ve not heard of KK more. I wish *I* lived in a world that had not hear of KK, let alone all the other Kardashian twits.
Short answer: She got “famous” by being friends with Paris Hilton, another non-person, and by releasing a sex tape. And no, she has no talents. She barely has a reason for breathing.
“Another non-person” Hee!
MOO
god, her outfits suck.
Actually the Stella McCartney dress looks good on her. It looked pretty bad on everyone else.
But the abuse of foundation in the first photo is unforgivable. No matter how annoying she is, I think she is very pretty. Tone down the makeup!
+1
Well her hair looks just fine without the extensions. The black Stella M. dress is the only time it has looked good on ANYONE, as much as it pains me to say
“Good” is a stretch but I do agree that it looks “less terrible” on Kim. At least it’s a solid color, unlike the other versions of the dress that I’ve seen.
I actually think this is ‘legit’… I’ve said before, Kanye is a narcissist..his behaviours and ego have proved that over and over. What’s going to happen is pretty predictable. after the ‘honeymoon’ phase of this new relationship wanes, he will slowly erode her self esteem by covert insults about her body or face etc. Narcissists do this due to their lack of self esteem although outward appearances seem otherwise. It makes them feel better to verbally insult others as subtle as it may be. *ugh*… he is NOT going to make her happy…not in the long run.
It is funny that you say that about Kanye being a narcissist because I was thinking he is the closest thing Kim could find that resembles her mom. Since she is co-dependant on her mom and they both love themselves to pieces. My question is how does it work when two extremely narcissistic self-centered ego-maniacs get together? I mean she is pretty good at cutting down her men too. I don’t see him hurting her but we will see. Did anyone notice last night on the show that both Kim and her mom have faces that look like they have had plastic surgery while Khourtney and Khloe both have round smooth faces. I noticed Kimmie dear and mommy dearest both have pinched noses that looks exactly like a nose job. It could be makeup for little kimmy but why would you want your nose to look pinched in the first place.
I just don’t understand what posesses a fashion designer to think “mesh + cut outs = hot dress”. More like hot mess. If they said that dress was from Forever 21 I would believe it.
She still looks gross. Especially her catface, there’s no turning back Kanye, there’s no turning back
I really hope Kanye will break this pos.
I just think it’s very wrong to flaunt a new relationship so soon after a divorce. Not that I would expect Kim to have any class whatsoever, but come on girl, just try a little bit! Just try!!!
I’d love to see Kris Humphries with some chick and hear the fallout from that. That would be epic.
@nerdmomma – Fallout from Kris Humphries dating? No, there would be no fallout. The Kardashian’s don’t care about Kris Humphries, they want him to go away. Unless Kris Humphries starts to date a celebrity, the media will not care about who he is seeing. Just remember, Kim ended her marriage to him. She did not want him, she hated Minnesota, his friends, etc.
I disagree.
If Kris had been dating someone/anyone first, the tabloids would be full of stories coming from the Kardashians badmouthing him and using it to gain sympathy for Kim. They would have milked it endlessly.
So soon after a divorce you say? There has been no divorce yet. She is still legally married, she may not like it but she is. And that is why she is nothing more than a pos and a whore and a lard azz.
SNAP.
+10
Yep yep.
Kanye’s ex-girlfriend confirmed that he was cheating on her with Kim. Rumors of Kim and Kanye hooking up have been going on for years. Last year it was reported that Kim was spotted with Kanye in Chicago at a restuarant and he was all over her. The same story was reported again in December with the Watch The Throne tour came to Los Angeles. Kanye was all over Kim at a private after party. I think it is real, I also think Kanye is controlling and Kim likes that from him.
sorry but for a recent couple,i don’t feel the passion http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/kim-kardashian-kisses-kanye-west-wears-short-wig-2012145
@carrie – that’s HILARIOUS! That sharp little peck, like two birds, completely devoid of passion…Like they went, Quick, the cameras are here, let’s kiss…and they came up with that awful passionless little peck.
She is wearing so much foundation on her face AND neck in the first picture, I’m actually amazed that some of it hasn’t rubbed off on the neckline of her dress. Maybe that sh!t has penetrated so deep into her pores that it’s now permanent.
I hate myself for liking a little her outfit in the last picture.
Dear Kim you are too heavy and too short to wear this kind of shoes. This kind of shoes are only for tall, slim women with super long legs. So please STOP because you look like a troll.
Please, I call BS on the whole story. Kanye is too much of a drama queen to let any woman boss him around. Besides, the only person they love is themselves.
Kanye adored his mum
And Banning Kanye to see other girls is easy; Banning him from seeing other boys however…
Wait, didn’t Goop and her friends make public fun and ridicule of those who had naked pictures and sex-tapes of themselves made public?
I dont think so. That was Reese Witherspoon who made fun, of people releasing sex tapes for fame.
These “A list stars” really dont have issue with hanging with Kim, in private. She isnt more depraved than they are. Its their public persona/perception they are worried about.
Soon, those lips are going to need a reality show of their own. She really needs to ease off whatever she is injecting them with.
I wish she’d stop with that stupid bun. I hate it. I hate it soooo much. And I am sure Gwyneth was nice to her. By all accounts Gwyneth is nice and has manners. Would love to know her secret thoughts on Kim, however. And I do not expect a shout-out to Kim in a Goop newsletter.
I so hear you about that bun… I can’t stand it either. She’s trying to look “klassy”… except that Kim has about as much class as a port-a-potty at a biker rally.
Well my speculation is, that he has a long history as a mama’s boy. He seems a bit lost since her death.
Since her death, I can see him telling Kim to lay off the plastic surgery that killed his mum.
I also think that he’s comfortable with over-bearing matriarchal energy, which as far as I can tell, is de riguer for any guy spending real time with the K family. Call me krazy, but I think these two work.
Her latest perfume’s name is “True Reflection.” Soooo… the bottle is either very short (i.e. shallow) or it’s in the shape of a Divorce Decree. Or maybe an egg timer.
These are some of the fugliest outfits I’ve seen on her…wishfully Kris H will start dating a bombshell celeb and then we can watch how it unfolds 🙂
ha!!
Gross! He’s been wearing those same leather pants for months.
She looks so much better with the make-up toned down, but she should just stop with the nude lipstick. Also, why is Kanye wearing a canadian tuxedo? Head to toe denim, yuck!
Don’t worry kim. He is all yours.
Dear Lord, that’s a lot of makeup. And the fake hair… YUCK
What other girls would want to mess with Mr. Fugly?
The same idiots that go for Chris-girlfriend-beater Brown.
Kanye is an only child…his mom passed away around 4 years ago, and I’m not too sure if his father is alive or just not in the picture…I think Kanye is enjoying being around a big family like the Kardashians, he’s never experienced anything like it, but he may grow tired of it after some point, who knows.
I honestly think Kanye is going to pop the question as soon as Kim’s divorce is over, and she will of course say yes…and then they will get their own spin-off show…it’s bound to happen.
As an only child myself (until my Mom re-married when I was teen), I will warn Kanye to be careful what you wish for.
I ended up marrying into a family where hubs was the eldest of 6 (now 5) children, and Lawdy, is it a mess!! His mother and father had 3 (his sister would have been eldest, but she died of SIDS before he was born); his father had 2 with another woman, then died when hubs was 7; his mother had 2 more with her 2nd husband (1 of whom died almost 2 years after we were married). ALL of his siblings (save the departed and the youngest) have children of their own.
Add to them all the additional relatives (grandparents [beloved, and no longer with us, God bless], aunts, uncles, cousins, nieces, nephews, etc…) and even I can’t keep them all straight! And while some of them are quite “messed up,” most of them are better than a Kartrashian.
So run, Kanye, RUN!
Katy should have worn one of those black lace numbers with her Goth make up.
Kim K looks sillier than Katy-Goth. And what is with her make up… ugh.
I need a Lilo story. Too much Kim K lately. I’m running out of urinal jokes.
Those seams in that fishnet dress appear to be screaming for relief! (“Release…ME” the captured alien in Independence Day.)
If Kanye ever took “orders” from anyone it would have been his long-dead Momma. From a Kartrashian? Bitch, please.
Ugh the way they look at eachother all dreamingly. “I have finally found my partner in famewhoring! Sigh.”
OCTOMOM
Her face is SCARY!
I think it could go either way, as to being real or not. Kanye definitely likes attention, & Kim’s only claim to fame IS getting attention.
She literally has a camera shoved up that high-mileage ass of hers’ 24 hours a day.
Kanye’s only way of getting REAL attention is by being a fucking idiot, looking for ways to antagonize people, being ‘outrageous’… Not even through his music, anymore.
So… He could be using Kim for the advantage of press. But even if he is, that isn’t to say he doesn’t enjoy her company. (& vice-versa).
No, because this is a staged relationship anyway.
I also think she’s starting to look like a) her mother, b) an expensive Thai tranny or c) both.