As if we needed another reason to describe Adam Levine as a douche, right? Just in the past week, Details released a Levine interview in which he described yoga as good for one thing …. fuuuu-k-ing, which was pretty much enough to solidify my own opinion of the man. Of course, it doesn’t help that his girlfriend of two years, Anne Vyalitsyna, saw fit to dump Adam after he told the world about his very own fool-proof method of birth control, pulling out. Now Adam has eclipsed his previous level of douche by immediately moving on to a new girl, Behati Prinsloo, who just happens to be one of Anne’s fellow Victoria’s Secret Angels and a (formerly) good friend of hers. This week’s issue of Us Weekly says that Behati has “always had a crush” on Adam, and it sounds like Adam is taking advantage while he still can:
Revenge romance! Two months ago, Adam Levine, 33, was blindsided by Anne Vyalitsyna when she dumped him via a press statement. Now the “Voice” star has found love again — with her friend Behati Prinsloo! “Behati always had a crush on Adam,” a source tells hot Stuff of the Namibian model, 23. “And she was a little jealous of Anne.” The Victoria’s Secret Angels “are good friends,” says a source. “Not best — but close enough.” And now, perhaps, not at all: Vyalitsyna stopped following Prinsloo on Twitter! But the betrayed Russian beauty, 26, has soothed her wounds with a new man: A source says she’s been “flirting and texting” with True Blood’s Alexander Skarsgard, 35. “Anne’s been traveling, so they haven’t been able to see each other,” says the insider. “But she’s his type!”
[From Us Weekly, print edition, June 18, 2012]
If this is true (and photos of the two kissing in Hawaii suggest it is), then Behati is obviously no better than Adam for crossing the lines of friendship so soon after a breakup. I bet Adam sweet talked her into bed, and it probably wasn’t hard to accomplish if she’s truly always had a crush on the dude. Still, I wonder if Anne has really gotten “revenge” by sleeping with Alexander Skarsgard? That part of the story might not be true — if Alex was truly sleeping with every girl with whom the tabloids would hope to tie him, then he’d be the biggest manslut in the universe. And I refuse to believe that … just yet.
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Goddamn, I love(d) Behati. Now the douchiness has seemed to spread…
Thought she’s a nice girl, but damn, these models are apparently pretty dumb!
How soon until it dawns on her that their “relationship” was not worth destroying both a friendship and her reputation?
I have to tell you guys this, because I have been laughing about it all week.
So, we put on a huge show last weekend and part of it is a four dude acapella group for a section. This is right after our Details mag douche discussion here.
We are talking about something and I mention someone looks like a doucheface. They ask what qualifies. I say Adam Levine. I get open mouth stares. Why? One of them is his assistant and is telling what a nice and wonderful man this is whom I have just held up as an example of epic doucheness. (this is a convo started with Christina and Sheryl Crow stories so who knew?)
I’m cracking up inside, so I cover it with his perpetual smug look because he is so good with the ladies. They seem like that is cool because then Adam remains undouchey in their eyes.
The look I got was so funny and priceless and here this story showed up today. I still see douche face written all over this guy with his thin little voice.
Ha ha, I’m not sure I could’ve kept a straight face!
As for Behati, she’s obviously a complete moron for a) disregarding the friend code, and b) dating a known douchebag.
I probably would’ve made odd choking/snorting sounds, trying not to lose it completely. Kudos for managing not to interrupt his ‘Saint Levine’ speech with justified laughter, then hold your tongue so as to share ‘reality‘ (& how this guy obviously isn’t living in it).
After seeing his brotastic behavior on the Voice, this doesn’t surprise me. If I wrote the headline it would have been “Known professional a-hole extends a-holery to personal life”.
The man clearly suffers from assholism. He needs to take his yoga-fit ass to a 12-step program, and put an end to all his assholistic behavior! And Love your comment btw!
As for Skarsgard, oh Bedhead, the dude apparently does spread it around freely, but in his honor, he acts like a gentleman and never kisses and tells.
Which I am all for, because let’s admit to it Ladies, we ALL deserve a turn on that hot Skarsgard Joyride. 😉
Assholism LOL.
^There’s a 12-step program for that.
Girl make that boy put on a condom.
That instantly came to my mind, too! Ugh!! 😉
Yeah… As eager as he is to proudly talk about all his conquests, he completely leaves out how many STDs’ he’s had (or has) as a result of his sexual escapades.
Especially if he thinks’pulling out’ is an effective measure of birth control…& This implies that he wouldn’t be wearing a condom at the time.
I’m surprised he hasn’t gotten someone knocked-up by now. God he’s a pain in the ass… & a possible public health hazard if he’s opposed to using condoms, but not opposed to bed-hopping.
Adam Levine is slowly morphing into Anthony Perkins of Psycho…or Travis Barker of Blink 182. I can’t decide.
Yes! Anthony Perkins! What DID I ever see in this man?!
He looks a little like Pee Wee Herman as well – just give him a bike.
He has Jolie leg in the first picture!! lol
Even his own leg doesn’t want to be near him!
Girls, you are cracking me up!! 😀
Guess he didn’t want to go too far for his jump-off…douche!
DOUCHE!
He seems to have the same disease like DiCaprio. Dating model after model after model….ya catch my drift!
He probably is pencilling in his next conquests using her friends, just like the last one.
The douchiness of epic proportions is clearly demonstrated by the last two pics of the guys! LMAO. Skarzie looking especially classy, and then Sluggo the Weasel, in his dippy glasses, following far behind.
Wow, you look incredibly stupid now, Adam. More so than usual.
That reminds me of a Sex & The City episode about the modelizers. Leo and Adam seem to fit in that category.
I am a believer that there are some seriously stupid dumb ass women out there. Levine is nothing but a STD timebomb!
That’s gotta sting, no?
What was Michael K.’s headline? Something like, “Adam Levine goes shopping in the Victoria Secret catalog again”. Not impressed by any of the four actually- I think Skarsgard is a very boring looking man.
She is better than this.
obviously not
I suspect US Weekly’s ‘source’ for AV’s relationship with Alex is either AV herself(because she’s ticked at AL)or the writer, trying to link AV to someone else, anyone, because that’s what they do.
I think you’re right.
The whole ‘she’s really busy’ but ‘she’s his type’ makes it seem like is coming from her: he likes blondes! But she can’t seem too obvious, so it has to be that they’re just flirty, and she’s too busy to make it serious yet. She may have met Alex at the James Franco party a month or so ago, but does he even remember meeting her?
They all got STD’s. Gross.
People need to stop linking Alex to every woman he may have ever talked to. He went to a hockey game with Ellen Page and people are trying to say they’re banging! (even though she’s not really into that ifyouknowhatImean)
Ugh, Sleazy Weasel is at it again. Is he competing with Leo DiCaprio to see who is King of the Modelizers?
If Behati whines about Adam later, it’s her own damn fault. She was warned. Adam was stupid enough to declare his douchiness on record.
Good one. I like that phrase, that would be her fault for falling in love with Adam because crush will never work out very well anyway. But I am worried that adam would wait for this with her until he is 40 and she will be 30, both will be fat parents with bunch babies… What do you think?? (maniacal laugh)
Alex is hot property and on the rise. I’m guessing he’s the “go to” guy for PR teams looking for a headline or spurned girlfriends looking to make someone jealous. It doesn’t mean he’s biting. I don’t know, but I don’t think Alex is that much of a manslut!
If ASkars is sad, I’d be more than happy to give him a shoulder to cry on 😉
s/n – I don’t get why women wear those God Awful trucker hats. Do men think they are attractive? I don’t get it. They look trashy to me :-/
Oh come on, don’t bring Skarsie into this! Hope he’s not tapping that. She has been with that mega-douche.
He REALLY wants that “Quintessential Douchebag” trophy, doesn’t he?
I’m not even a huge crazy Askars-lover, but wow–when you juxtapose Levine with Askars like that, it’s kind of hard to even understand why any girl would go for Levine. Especially when you consider that his unattractive outside is matched or even exceeded by his ugly inside.
Everything about him is just so repellent. Would love to wipe that slimy, smug, lop-sided smirk off his face.
Eww. Sloppy seconds. He is, as was described in SATC, a modeliser! He can join Leo in spreading the VS love!
Wow Behati – you screw over your friend to be her ex’s revenge screw?? Good luck with that.
Yep, that’s what my former best friend did to me. There’s always a lesser woman waiting in the wings to be revenge-f–ked or even revenge-girlfriended. It killed our friendship but I finally forgave her–it just really messed me up for a long time.
Gag…he’s just a small wee little man, with masculinity issues. Why is he trying to prove his sexuality?
“slimy, smug, lop-sided smirk”
I had to laugh out loud on that one. So funny…but true!
I’m totally team Adam, get it while you can. Obviously they are very interchangable, that’s why never puts a ring on it and it’s not like they are not getting what they are seeking since they are nothing but glorified clothes hangers. Trust me his momma wants him to marry a nice Jewish girl and he is just having fun while he can. Go Adam Go!
He claimed that he will never be a jewish himself even his background. I dont think he will go after a jewish model girl at the end. Sorry to blunt about this but he has not passed his bar mitzvah so…. I highly doubted, but he might wait until he is 40, and she will be 30. they probably will getting married or never be married but getting kids at this point…..
It’s amazing how people here can be d-bag themselves. Anne V ( a great famew@hore)allegedly has dumped Adam Levine (or not?) two months ago. If he wants to date someone else it’s only his problem. Anne V can’t talk about rules. She broke rules 2 years ago when she stole Adam from HER friend Angela Bellotte. Behati is not friends with Anne. They just work to the same label and Behati is a VS angel, Anne is not.Anne never followed Behati on twitter. It’s the opposite…Behati follows Anne on twitter. I follow Anne on twitter and for what she’s posting she’s clearly upset because she seems to still love Adam. She made a mistake on dumping him by press, it was a trick to get him back to marry her. It didn’t work at all, Anne lost Adam and now she’s the victim? I don’t think Adam is a douche, it’s all prejudice. Adam is too much outspoken and it’s clearly his major problem. Anne has to move on and she is -believe me or not; Adam has to move on. If he goes with Behati, ok it’s his business. I think this blog is full of prejudice. Why does this blog affirm Adam is sleeping with Behati (and he is)? Why doesn’t the blog say Adam is dating Behati?…How much prejudice! In favor of Anne V???? Gimme a break!
what is the headline of this post? it’s a shame. people on here has chosen to bash Adam Levine in favor of Anne V (who?). Anne dumped Adam. They are both single. What do you want? Behati is not respecting rules? What rules? Anne’s rules? I’m laughing really hard. The allegedly sources are obviously all in Anne’s favor … her rep no doubt. Anne wanted Adam to marry her.He didn’t… Maybe he is not so bad as people here believe… And show some respect to Behati please. She’s a good girl. She recently ended a long lasting relationship with Jamie Stracham. She moved on Adam. He’s her choice.
Adam Levine! Get rid of Anne “famechaser” V rapidly!!! She’s trying (her reps) to manipulate you through the media.
BTW this post is a shame. Celebitchy was way better sometimes ago….
1) Adam is single. In truth He and Anne V are off since February 22nd.
2) Anne (rumor has it) has dumped Adam on April 2nd because he didn’t want to marry her and cuz he was not treating her well…? A woman in Century 21????
3) Anne and Behati are not friends.
4) Behati is a VS angel, Anne works for VS now and then. They work together eventually.
5) About twitter: Why Anne V did not unfollow Adam Levine on twitter til today if he is a douche and so bad guy as people here are saying…? She would unfollow only Behati? (well if she followed Behati).
6) Anne has said she wants to meet guys and so she has met Jared and Alexandeer and what if? She’s single! She can do it!
7) Because Adam has dated Anne and Angela Belotte (VS Angels) in the past, can’t he date any model anymore?
8) Was the rebound too fast? Adam and Anne were facing problems at least January 2012 when (rumor has it) they have had a big fight.
9) Adam owes nothing to Anne V. He praised this woman for 2 years and she liked very much…Her career went boom ..cuz of Adam’s fame. She was almost nothing before him. She was something only in fashion world. And Adam was dumped by a press release…Didn’t Adam really know nothing about the split? Was it her strategy? We know Anne V has an angel’s face and a devil’s staff: they do the dirty things for her…so…everything is possible.
9) So stop hypocrisy! This question has 2 sides and both has made mistakes.
10) They need to move on . It’s simple.
FFS, half the women linked to Levine are those he hasn’t even been with, ever. Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz and Maria Sharapova… he never dated them. They were just tabloid rumors… and ofcourse, people just believe what they read.
Ofcourse it doesn’t matter the other guy in the article is also a manwhore, because he’s so pretty and half the women here are in love with him. No one would trash talk about him. It also doesn’t matter that Anne V was the one to break up with Levine because she felt they weren’t seeing each other enough, and it doesn’t matter she was slutting it up with a guy on an island before their break up. No, let’s just trash talk about Adam Levine.
I say good for him, he’s moved on. Clearly so has Anne.
A) they were never friends, just co-workers
B) So what if he moved on quicker than other people HE’S A GUY they don’t walk around and whine they just got dumped
C) Adam is probably the farthest thing from douche when you people see the word ‘rockstar’ you immediately think ‘oh douche’ you don’t look at the person they really are