Despite the fact that Kim Kardashian is very much married, and will likely be so for the rest of 2012, she and Kanye West do seem to be moving steadily along. Honestly, everything seems to be going very smoothly for them, which surprises me for several reasons. One, Kim is a drama-queen and a famewhore who can turn any little thing into an international headline. Two, Kanye is a drama queen in a completely different way – he is the very definition of a touchy, melodramatic “artistic” personality. How is it that Kim and Kanye have been dating for months (years?) with so little public drama?
Sure, there have been some stories about Kim being a jealous monster, but mostly it’s been sunshine and roses around Kimye (eh). Maybe they “get” each other. Maybe they’re both superficial monsters who only care about sex and possessions? Or maybe it’s the real deal. That’s what Us Weekly keeps claiming – every other week, Us Weekly has story about Kim and Kanye talking about marriage, moving in together, and wanting to get pregnant. Is that really happening?
Kanye West thinks he’s found The One in Kim Kardashian. The “Paranoid” rapper, 35, is keen on marrying the twice-wed reality star, a West pal recently told Us Weekly.
“They’re seriously talking marriage. And yes, she would [accept his proposal].”
But tying the knot isn’t the only thing on the 18-time Grammy Award winner’s mind.
“Kanye says he can’t wait to see her carrying his child,” a source revealed. “He says she will look beautiful pregnant.”
Though Kardashian has yet to finalize her divorce from basketball player Kris Humphries, 27, she’s clearly smitten with West. “They are the real deal,” a confidante said. “I’ve never seen her like this.”
Friends for years, West patiently pursued Kardashian through her makeups and breakups until they began dating earlier this spring. “He waited for Kim,” the West pal told Us. “He knows they’re meant to be.”
If her gift-giving is any indication, Kardashian certainly feels the same way. For her boyfriend’s birthday June 8, the 31-year-old purchased a $750,000 Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4. Kardashian even surprised her man on his birthday with a one-day trip to Ireland, where he and Jay-Z were performing in concert for their world tour.
I’ve mentioned that my mom is into the Kardashians, right? Well, over the weekend my mom put on her “I’m a mystical prophet who can predict the future of celebrities” voice and she said, “The next thing is Kim is going to get pregnant. She’ll probably do it before she’s even divorced.” My mom is right about a lot of things, so maybe she’s one of Us Weekly’s sources. What would a Kim-Kanye pregnancy look like? It would be epic, that’s for sure.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
Don’t hate me for it, but I actually think they make a cute couple. But if they do get pregnant the baby will definitely be insanely spoiled 😀
Kim has been sleeping with Kanye West for years. It’s easy for them to be in a relationship and she will get pregnant by Kanye.
@glimmerbunny – I know right? I dislike them individually but together I sort of get it. They both look great in these photos.
I love them together. Perfect match and they’re an attractive couple too. Don’t hate!! Lol
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WAKE-UP!
Kim and Kanye’s LAWYERS AND REPRESENTATIVES are seriously negotiating marriage and babies; Please interpret with the correct Urban-whore dictionary.
Go back to sleep now, will wake you when anything of note happens.
lol Maguita!
That whore is still married. Get divorce first.
I’m with you. She is still married! So inappropriate. That will be a new level of low if she gets pregnant by Kanye while she is still married to Kris.
Another thought…if Kanye had a name that didn’t start with “K” would this even be happening right now? Who would she date then?
OMG I howled when I read your comment! I can’t stop laughing! seriously! They make a good couple tho’ …they seem genuinely comfortable around each other and weren’t they friends before anyway…I dunno-I was team KHump for a while then he turned out to be such a wuss…..GO KIMYE!
This cracks me up. Kris H. can shag the worst looking KimK look alikes and we are going to slut shame her for being with the same side since her breakup.
I hate this bitch, but her “husband” has admitted to hooking up with several ladies. Who is the bigger whore here?
I actually think Kimye has great body language together and she looks happier. Their famewhore level matches each other perfectly. Maybe they will cancel out the douche in each other. 2 negatives do make a positive.
OTOH, a baby would be epic tabloid gossip. Pimp Mama will be so proud to have two daughters having kids out of marriage.
If it was post about Kris Hump… I’d write the same comment. The thing is she was the one who ended their marriage and she was the one who made it public. So please don’t say “what a great couple” because it’s nothing more than another pr stund. I give them 6 months or until she gets divorced. Mark my words.
Read for comprehension.
I hate this bitch.
I think they are two negatives and I called them both douches.
Where did I say they are a great couple? They ARE a fabulous famewhore gossip couple, this is epic hilariousness.
Enjoy.
Kim also did numerous interviews saying how she “wanted to be single” & “focus on herself” and she’s also the one(or part of) pushing this new couple in the media. Kris H has kept a low profile isn’t & selling his personal life for tabloid fodder anymore, nor is he parading ever trick he gets with to anyone who will listen. I personally feel that’s why he gets a pass.
I’m not a super conservative, values gal but I think it’s gross how the media just goes along romantacisizing this new “it” couple when she is still married. STILL MARRIED. We know that family has no shame, but no need to shove this new relationship down our throats.
Ask who the bigger whore is here and the answer will always be Kris! always be Kris! She is the Queen of the Whore KChain
First, I actually buy them as a real couple. I think they are perfectly suited for each other- I’m not going to insult them by calling them names (eh, I’m feeling nice this morning), but we all know *why* they are perfect for each other.
Second, omg I want Kim to get pregnant. I just can never see her losing the weight and that will bring her down a peg. Maybe she’ll be nicer to Khloe.
Third, if someone else in the family gets pregnant before Khloe, I might actually come close to feeling some kindness and warmth for a Kardashian. I would feel really bad for her.
She’ll carry that pregnancy all in the legs and ass and she won’t lose the weight on her own (she’s a plastic surgery addict, do she’ll go the tummy tuck and lipo route).
Mort – You KNOW that’s right! As with Bey, I think she’s too vain to “allow” a pregnancy to “mess up” her body. (And neither of them are *ahem* naturally petite.)
She’ll go the “pillow baby” route.
Mort and Belle, its one of the two right?
Either fatso Kim or Pillow Kim, either way gossip GOLD.
At least we will have something to talk about after Screeee! kills herself. Imagine the black hole of gossip when that happens?
+1
She can’t wait for her divorce first. That would just delay the master plan to schedule playdates with Blue Ivy. God forbid she miss an opportunity to elevate herself just for the sake of being proper to her current husband.
Yup, I agree, she will be pregnant pretty soon. She always wanted to have kids and now she has an A-list celeb, so she doesn’t care if she is still married. I feel sorry for Khloe though, when Kim gets pregnant. She wants a baby so badly. (Khloe is the only Kardashian I can tolerate!)
+1
PEOPLE, i actually believe that. i actually believe that they’re in love and that they are going to marry and that she is going to have his babies. i believe this is real. gosh i think they’re made for each other, i really like them together.
can’t tell u y though.
They’ve only been publicly dating for a few months…they are in the “everything is perfect” stage of a relationship…give them time…drama is bound to happen. We are talking about the kardashians after all…they live for drama and ratings. By the way is it true their new season of the show has dropped in ratings?
Yes I do think she will get pregnant by him…it’s the perfect opportunity for her isn’t it? He gives her even more fame…and that’s what she lives off of. I’m not sure how into him she is. He’s been after her for a long time, but she never wanted to date him before…so makes me wonder if she’s really into him or really into the spotlight he’s providing her right now. I think it’s disgusting she’s not even divorced yet and is running around with another man already. By the way, according to Khloe, Kim has wanted to “marry and have kids” with every guy she’s ever dated. She’s a very fickle person. She also said how “in love” with Humphries she was and how she wanted to marry him quickly and have kids with him…we all know how that turned out.
Kim and kris are sepetated, kim filed for divorce over 6 months ago she should be allowed to move on with a new man. She and kanye knew each other for years were both always in relationships.
actually kim was single for a while after dating reggie…there was ample time…plus Amber Rose (kanye’s ex) stated kim and kanye were sleeping together while kanye was with amber. Amber and Kanye broke up…but then Kim decided to marry Kris. Either way, they could have dated a while ago if they wanted to. Also, it’s gross to be already jumping into bed with a guy while you are still legally married. Plus all the public backlash should have kept kim from entering another high profile relationship so quickly…people are still making jokes about her 72 day marriage. This family just loves to be in the news anyway they know how.
This holding hands thing like some high school couple is really getting on my nerves. So Fake
I would be stunned, if Kim ever got pregnant. Simply because she knows her body will never be the same. And she is just too damn vain to let that happen.
But I would not be surprise if it is “discovered” on a very special 2 part episode…. that she can’t carry a baby… and pays for a surrogate.
Why? Couples hold hands….its cute.
Kanye is treating her like a princess and she’s loving it. BUTTTT he can’t keep this up forever, it would exhaust anyone to constantly kiss up to someone and tell them they are beautiful 24 hours a day and spend thousands of dollars on them…Kanye won’t be able to keep it up and we know how kim is, she has to be the centre of attention at all times. I mean for God’s sake, have you seen Kanye’s twitter? The only person he follows is Kim !
But Kim does the same. She tweets about him and bought him a dreaming lambo for his bday!
Do you really think she bought him that car? Come on !
Wow doesn’t it just seem like 9\10 months ago Kim was marrying Kris because she “loved” him…… Oh that’s right it was! Do these people ever consider taking a break from being in “love”? I seriously doubt they really know the meaning of the word.
If they reproduce, it will be the AntiChrist.
What would completely make me lmao is if Kim did publicly have a surrogate! Take that Beyonce! Ahahaha
They’re both obsessed with image, so I can see why it works. Also, the biggest obstacle is out of their way: his mother. There’s no way Donda would’ve approved.
There’s no way his mom would approve. When Donda was alive, Kanye was engaged to a beautiful classy young woman…but as Kanye became more and more famous, he changed and I think she ended up leaving him.
U don’t know what his mom would want, kanye is happy and I think that’s what every parent wants.
Yes that’s true I don’t know what his mom would want…I’m just going by the types of girls he was dating while his mom was alive versus the ones he has dated after she passed away…big difference. Yes he does seem happy, but he’s kind of shallow and materialistic, just like kim…their happiness seems to depend on how much publicity they are getting or how much money the can spend.
Are they planning to birth midgets? They’re both so short
Kanye is like 5’9 not too short. Snookie and her fiance will birth midgets.
It’s odd that all three kardashian girls are with guys who are “only children”…none of them have siblings, not Scott. not Lamar, and not Kanye. This makes it easier to control them lol
Nah. Only children tend to get sucked into the whole sibling/big family thing. Hubs is the oldest surviving child, out of the seven of them. (His older sister died of SIDS before she was a year old; his youngest sister died at 13 from an accident.)
As you may have guessed, I was an “only.” But I was close to our family friends, who had 4 daughters each. (I got my siblings when my mom re-married! YAY me!) 😀
That second picture is hilarious…looks like a man walking around with his very own mannequin…plus how classy to hold a woman’s hand WHILE also holding your crotch. These two deserve each other.
LOL I wonder what he’s whispering in her ear? “Yeah baby imma let you hold this later”…that explains the smirk on her face !
Reminds me of South Beach where the pimps parade the hookers like dogs on a leash.
OH dear! What is his hand grabbing at in the 2nd pic?? :O
Kan you imagine the kustody konundrum that will okkur upon the inevitable katastrophic demise of this fameho relationship if K3 has kids?
I tell ya, it’s going to take up the gossip black hole left by LIHO when she hopefully kicks the bucket.
We have to have something to rag on! Us Celebitches.
OTiff, can you IMAGINE the golden quotes of delusion that WO and MiLo will be giving to the competing ROL and TMZ when that happens? It should tide us over for a good two months, at least.
Then all of Blohan’s victims and “lovers” (and dealers) will come out of the woodwork with their stories, and WO and MiLo will attempt to refute THEM…comedy gold, just biding its time…
I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but Kim looks really nice in that top picture. She’s even in a dress that looks good on her.
Is he grabbing his crotch in public AGAIN in that second pic where’s he’s in jeans…LOSER.
I don’t think they have a ‘real’ relationship by any means, because I don’t think either of them are capable of it anymore. Their extreme quests for fame have destroyed their ability to love anyone nearly as much as they love themselves and their money & fame. I think Kanye sees Kim as a possession–like an expensive piece of art that he can OWN. And Kim wants marriage and babies with any guy who pays attention to her for more than 3 minutes. Kanye is just the biggest fish in the pond. She’d give her left arm to be on the same tier as Jay-Z & Beyonce–if she wasn’t so vain.
Absolutely! This is such a publicity stunt, as is her entire faKe azz “life.” something else to keep her relevant. Her 15 mins are ticking and kanye needed a new beard.
KimKan!
I don’t think Kim would have a vanity baby. If she did she would just whore the kid out like her mom has done to her. Especially if she wound up losing her looks after a pregnancy. At this point, I think Kim has become such a narcissistic and vapid person that a baby would just be in the way. I truly doubt she wants to be a mother and have to worry about someone other than herself.
On a more positive note, Kanye and Kim together keep the rest of the population safe from their attempts at societal integration and acceptance.
This is god-sent self-drafted quarantine for parasites.
In that crotch holding picture, she looks like she is stoned or a manniquin (spelling?) – her eyes look weird.
Things are going smoothly for them because it is all fake and make believe. Just like Beyonce’s post pregnancy body.
she most likely cant wait to have a baby with Kanye, she thinks that will make her closer to Bey.
I really hope she doesn’t get pregnant before Khloe 🙁
I love it. I love this zombie Barbie and kanye the narcisisst together. Long live ZombYe! I hope they do have a baby together and they give it a ridiculous name and their inevitable break up includes a paternity test.
i guess i’m the only one not really seeing the chemistry. Blah they both suck.
She always has the same vapid look on her face. She has dead eyes in every single picture she takes. But before she goes making babies with another yuck I think she should simply give Kris Humphries the annulment he wanted. Then she and Kayne can ride off together in the sunset…oh wait that won’t happen because this all about press.
Gonna be some ugly ass babies – big nose, big ass, big feet and hairy as a saskwatch. Yuk.
Stop hating they are a beautiful looking couple.
Oh, please, he looks like a cromagnon and she’s a walking advertisement for plastic surgery and lipo
Can I just say, Kaiser, I love reading your posts and your mother seriously should do a couple of features LOL
She needs to get pregnant now. Before the divorce is final. That would be awesome! Here’s why…
It has to be a boy so that she can take Lil K______ Kardashian West on play dates with Blue Ivy. Then there will be photo ops with Beyonce & Kim at a park in Paris with Beyonce barely being able to contain her disdain. But there’s an innocent child involved so she does. Gwennie will be there to buffer although she loathes Kim as well. At the same she’s secretly thanking her stars that her kids are too old for this.
haha funny ! Actually I think Kim would want a daughter so she can pimp her out…let’s face it Kardashian boys are not as lucrative…look at Rob, I’m sure his mom is upset she isn’t making much money being his manager, if Rob was a girl, he could simply take half naked pics for money or date an NBA star.
Kim’s fairy tale fantasy wedding the sequel, Kim’s big baby shower bash and finally Kim’s delivery brought to you by Momager Kris and the E network…..
please someone refresh me HOW and WHY she actually is famous?… she’s pretty…but so are a gazillion other women..
Because she was Parasite’s stylist; got peed on by RayJ in a home-made porno; got money for said porno; and Ryan Gaycrest is an evil troll who hates his fellow (taller) mankind.
alright, I am completely daft..she was WHOSE stylist??…….
She was Ray-J’s stylist. Not sure how she got that job…but I think it was through a family connection. I think her taste in clothing is pretty awful for the most part, so it’s so weird to me someone would pay her to style them. Do you remember the lawsuit Ray-J’s mom had against kim? It was regarding unauthorized use of his mom’s credit card…apparently kim and her siblings were going on shopping sprees using Ray-J’s mom’s credit card…they ended up settling the case out of court.
thanks PP…that is DISGUSTING!! they stole a credit card or conveniently ‘borrowed’ one from his Mom?… and she got famous by doing a video and being urinated on??? are you kidding me???…. something is seriously wrong with this country when talentless, stealing individuals get rewarded and mega rich..and idolized, by horrible behaviour.. if it wasn’t so tragic it would almost be laughable.
appearantly they claimed Ray-J’s mom allowed them to use the credit card, but his mom denies giving them permission to use it for themselves and kim was only supposed to use it to buy clothes for ray-j…if they were really innocent they would have fought it in court, but instead they settled out of court so you know the Kardashians probably paid her the money they owed her.
I think Kim will lose her mind and kill someone.. when her already stuffed sausage shaped body blows up like Jessica Simpson..
She will likely get her enhancements downsized or removed till after the c section. Still chuckling at him carrying his very own mannequin
In the second picture: is Kanye really wearing an 8th grade girls, crystal pyramid bracelet?! He is so tacky!
They are both trash.
Puke
Sorry, I think this relationship is nothing but staged, staged and more staged. I don’t believe she paid for the car she “bought” for him either.
Why is Kim even famous? tinyurl.com/77pojfd
still can’t believe she would supposedly buy kanye a $750 000 car for his bday when she’s only been dating him for a few months…I mean this is the same girl that won’t give Humphries back the engagement ring !
I think he bought the car for himself and they both decided to lie and say she paid for it.
Well now that John Travolta has been de-closeted, I think the next logical step is for Kim & Kanye to take their place in the happily-married-COS closet.
If they have a baby together i’m pretty sure that Kanye is the one who’ll be taking the night shift changing baby diaper
Remember the sincere apology Miss Kimmy made to all her adoring fans after the shocking news of her quickie marriage? How she loves with 100% of her heart and she rushed into things too quickly but she’s a diehard romantic? is she making the same rush to the altar mistake AGAIN? The 2nd time within a YEAR???
Here are some excerpts…but ummm, like LITERALLY, Kimmy is LITERALLY in LOVE for LITERALLY REALZ this time!!! LITERALLY like, LITERALLY (just listen to KK talk for 3 minutes and count how many times she overuses the word ‘literally’….)
A Message To My Fans
“This is probably the hardest thing I’ve ever had to write. I see all of the support and I am so thankful for my fans, friends and family who are helping me through this difficult time….”
“First and foremost, I married for love”
“I can’t believe I even have to defend this.”
“it’s who I am!”
“Everyone that knows me knows that I’m a hopeless romantic!”
“I love with all of my heart and soul.”
“I want a family and babies and a real life so badly that maybe I rushed in to something too soon.”
“I believed in love and the dream of what I wanted so badly.”
“I felt like I was on a fast roller coaster and couldn’t get off when now I know I probably should have.”
“I got caught up with the hoopla”
“I’m sorry if I have hurt anyone, but my dad always told me to follow my heart I believe now that I really am.”
and finally, a forewarning to Miss KK in HER OWN WORDS…..
Drumroll please…….
“It just didn’t turn out to be the fairy tale I had so badly hoped for.”
If Kaiser’s Mom can make her own predictions for the future here’s mine…
apoKolyptiK disaster Koming Soon!!!
I think the sooner the likes of “US” and “In Style” start CONSITENTLY shading her when they write about her like in the above article (the twice married…)then MAYBE will she get the picture that her whole persona is manufactured so much that she’s REALLY a laughing stock, as are her “fans”.
And if and when she gets pregnant, I PROMISE you something will occur with another celeb that will shade the shit outta her moment just like when she returned from her honeymoon at the VMAs and got the damn trees blocking her when Beyonce announced her pregnancy! LMAO
I read somewhere that kanye is going to date her just to say he hit it and then dump her and make a song dissing the crap out of her. I think this is a fake relationship and she did not buy him that Lamborghini. She looks cheap