Before I begin, go here to The Mail to check out the latest photos of Lindsay Lohan on set. She looks bloated and crackie, per usual, if not more so in these photos. Unfortunately, we don’t have access to any new LL pics. I would like to know what she looked like when the paramedics came for her on Friday. The Cracken and her publicist claimed that nothing was wrong, that she was merely “passed out” from “exhaustion” because she worked “85 hours in 4 days”. Because of crack-math. Well, Us Weekly is doing some crack-math of their own, and their story is a portrait of a crackhead who can’t even keep it together for three weeks during a Lifetime TV film shoot.
Lindsay Lohan may have been treated for exhaustion Friday after working a whopping 85 hours in four days, but that didn’t stop the Liz & Dick actress from partying in Hollywood Saturday night.
Spotted hanging at swanky L.A. hotspot Chateau Marmont Saturday, the 25-year-old appeared to have come straight from filming the Elizabeth Taylor biopic, with her brunette ‘do and cat-eye makeup still in tact.
Chatting with a group of five men, Lohan spent the night surrounded by celebs including Pretty Little Liars’ Ashley Benson, Busy Philipps and Haylie Duff.
“For someone so exhausted, it was shocking to see her out past 1 a.m.,” an eyewitness told Us Weekly of Lohan, who stayed until Chateau’s restaurant cleared out.
On Friday afternoon, a false report circulated that Lohan had been found unconscious and was rushed to an L.A. hospital. After her rep, Steve Honig, denounced the claims, Lohan herself took to Twitter to assure fans that she was OK — just tired.
“Note to self.. After working 85 hours in 4 days, and being up all night shooting, be very aware that you might pass out from exhaustion & 7 paramedics MIGHT show up @ your door… Hopefully they’re cute. Otherwise it would be a real let down,” she wrote via Twitter early Saturday morning. “Back on set,” she added.
Lohan’s rep confirmed that the actress — shooting Lifetime’s Liz & Dick opposite Grant Bowler in Marina del Ray, Calif. — indeed suffered exhaustion and dehydration, and tried to sneak in a nap on set when producers became concerned.
“She took a nap before shooting her scene,” Honig explained. “Producers were concerned when she did not come out of her room and called paramedics as a precaution. Lindsay was never taken to a hospital. She was examined and is fine.”
You’ve got that right – after working her little crack-fingers to the crackie bone, after keeping her nose to the “grindstone” (that’s where she does lines), and after passing out cold from “exhaustion,” Lindsay Lohan went out clubbing. These are all the things that happened within an eight-day period: she totaled her Porsche by being a f–ked up driver, she orchestrated a huge PR campaign of crack lies and dissemination about the car accident, SHE LIED TO THE COPS, she went back to work for several days, and she tried to call in sick only to have producers call her cracked-out bluff and send doctors and paramedics to her hotel AND THEN SHE WENT OUT CLUBBING.
Fox News also has an interesting piece about the Cracken situation and whether Lindsay is “headed back off the tracks”. You can read the full piece here – it includes some quotes from Lindsay’s unnamed enablers (Dina). For example, “The paramedics call was just an overreaction. She’s exhausted from working so much and still sore from the car accident. It was a combination of both those things. Lindsay has been working really hard.” Sources tell Fox News that Lindsay “knows” that this is “her last chance at a comeback” so she’s really, really trying, y’all. One of my favorite quotes from the piece is where a source is asked WHY producers called 911 on Lindsay: “Sometimes if actors or actresses are late for their call times, and have been so a few times, producers make sure they nip the behavior in the bud. If that’s the case with Lindsay, I don’t think she is going to fall asleep and be late again.” So, basically, Lifetime was calling her cracked-out bluff.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Clubbing and Other Holistic Healing Methods: A How-To by Lindsay Lohan lol
10/10, would read
Gee, guess she isn’t the homebody she claims to be. Crack lie on top of crack lie.
How on god’s green earth does this chick have enough energy to do all of this?!? I work out 5 days a week, have a full time job and eat well – and I barely have enough energy for my life. Just reading about this shiz makes me exhausted! Those must be some good drugs…
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
She’s an idiot AND a mess AND she looks nothing like Elizabeth Taylor.
I don’t even understand it. She’s a liability. She hasn’t been a good actress for a long time. She doesn’t even have enough credits to really even tell if she is any good beyond teeny bopper cheese.
What was Lifetime thinking?
The only thing I can think of is that they are expecting her to self destruct and *that* will get more eyeballs for their movie.
She is going great. I don’t get it why some people want to bring her down. She is on right track and I wish her luck.
Dina honey, I assure the Chateau Marmont at 1am is not and never shall be the right track. This girl just can’t commit to a lie can she?
And what’s funny is you know she went home “early” at 1 a.m. cuz she’s a working girl now
hahahaha… seriously though, if you considered the right track to be an early death, then yes-she is..
I was shocked to see she wasn’t in the Top 50 of the 2012 Death List.
http://www.deathlist.net/
LOL
No, dear. Let me state it plainly: YOUR DAUGHTER IS AN ALCOHOLIC and cannot stop drinking. This is obviously ruining her chances of gainful employment. The entire world can see this, why not you?
PUT HER IN REHAB, STAT. And don’t let her out until she is knocked down a few more pegs from her over-the-top sense of entitlement.
You are right, Dina. She IS right on track: getting into yet another accident and lying to the police about who was driving and who caused the accident; allegedly driving with an open container of alcohol in that accident and trying to flee the scene and now this very familiar “exhaustion” incident. Yup, right on track as far as I can see. 🙂
“Bring her down”??!! LOL!! She’s doing that all by herself Hon. And what caused her “exhaustion” is called “coming down” big difference.
That visit from the EMTs was just a test-run for the BIG DAY when she passes herself away. I heard they’ve got the route all mapped out and this was just the dry-run.
I think part of the problem, besides the fact of the booze and drugs,is that this is the first serious acting gig she’s had in what 3 or more years? It’s like suddenly trying to exercise when you’ve barely lifted a finger all your life. Of course she’s tired she hasn’t had to commit to something for so long. Of course she ruins it by partying, because she’s a nut case.
You’d think SNL and the Glee cameo would have eased her into it. Except obviously she wasn’t up for either of those projects. She should lobby for a reality show. She wouldn’t have to do any acting, and the plot would be her typical crack antics.
I would so watch it
I won’t watch her movies though
I just saw the rerun of her SNL appearance. Her whole monologue centered around the cast kissing her ass saying they “really believe in her” and that she will do so well and that she’s already come out of all her hardships and everything is fantastic now.
MADE ME SICK. She didn’t take one ounce of their goodwill and use it to make them proud. NOT ONE. No wonder Tina Fey refused to appear on SNL with her – she was apparently the only cast member not fooled at the time. I’ll bet the cast is kicking themselves for falling for it now. Disgust.
I still cannot believe she slammed into an 18 wheeler and survived. . Is that not enough of a wake up call to change your life around???
Right. There was similar accident where I live a few days ago-drunk driver swerved into breakdown lane and hit an 18 wheeler, passenger was killed but driver survived with minor injuries. Anyone that saw the pics of Lilo’s Porche post-accident can see how bad it was. But then again, we can’t apply normal logic to anything Lilo does. I mean, rightly, the simple fact that there are websites devoted to predicting her death should be a wake-up call for her but again, no such luck, she is determined to seal her own tragic fate.
Hi Kitten…it is amazing how selfish people really are. A few years back, in the immediate area that I live, a 20 year old girl was totally drunk, ran a red light and killed a very popular high school senior at my son’s high school. She was belligerent about the whole thing…went to court and she got 5 years…she served her time and then about 2 years out of jail she was at it again, drunk and driving (alone in her car) and drove herself into a tree and died…all by the age of 25! Shades of LiLo’s future?
Was that the one near Boston? I saw it on TV, brutal. Driver fine, passenger probably decapitated.
Drunk driving sucks balls.
Crackie on a big spiral. Stupid Cracken.
OTiff – How was your weekend? Mine got away from me… 🙂 That’s just an awful-sounding accident. My BIL is in training with the local FD/EMTs, so he responds to all manner of stuff. I don’t think I’d have the stomach for that.
And doesn’t it always seem that the drunkard walks away after killing or severely injuring everyone else? I’ve read the theory that since they’re drunk, they’re more relaxed but the passengers (who see the accident coming) tense up and supposedly receive worse injuries.
Exactly!! What IS it going to take? Her killing someone else? Didn’t she already almost run over a baby in a stroller or something? What if her sister is with her; will White Oprah be as dismissive of her behavior? Or herself? (Of course it’s too late then.) How many chances does one get?
Unfortunately, I don’t think anything will make her realize she is at the bottom and is circling the drain. She can’t seem to wrap her head around her self-destructing behavior.
Yes, someone is going to have to be killed before the courts do anything about Lindsanity’s driving.
And she DID clip a baby in a stroller IN A CROSSWALK right after her license was re-instated by one of those jokes of judges.
@ bondbabe & bellaluna: You are both very astute people. You see the writing on the wall and “call a spade a spade.” I mostly lurk on this site (and dlisted), but sometimes I feel I must make my thoughts known. You ladies both have been able to see the situation as it is playing out. I worry so much about the innocents (and about the well-being of lilo as a human being, too) and the caustic possibilities lilo could wreak with her denial and continuous use of substances. Thank you for seeing the scenario as it is…
Just …. just …. oh ffs. I’m so glad I’m not a struggling actress, because if I were, I’d be even more p*ssed off about this crackhead getting roles than I am now.
Logic should tell you, if you’re pretending to be exhausted (or actually are) you do not go out clubbing at 1am!! Or face another public letter from the producers, Lindsay…
Only til 1am? She must be exhausted then. 😉
Weirdly, she actually does remind me a little bit of Liz in this costume. And Liz was a bit crackie back then so it seems kinda fitting.
Late-middle-age boozy Liz though, not 25 year old Liz.
Never heard of Liz being late or a diva on set She was professional at all times.
Can you imagine how she must have looked still in her Liz makeup? I wonder if she was wearing the big hairdo and tiara, too? If it weren’t so tragic, this would be comic gold.
Her antics never cease to amaze me. How someone like that is still walking and talking is beyond me.
Only the Cracken would believe that getting drunk while shaking your ass on the dance floor is the cure to “exhaustion”.
I am really irritated that her body looks that good. She must have lost weight for this role. Why does she get to drink and party and have a body like that? I KNOW she doesn’t exercise, at all, ever. That sort of thing doesn’t fit with her lifestyle. I’ll bet she eats like crap too.
Sigh. For all my healthful eating and exercising, I’ll never have legs that thin. I don’t think I’ll try the Lohan Plan, though.
Really, you think that looks good? Well, start the crack and Methylphenidate diet at 14 years old so you stay thin and then get some big, old, D knockers implanted. Fabulous!
I know, I know- it’s stimulants and everything. It’s just irritating to me that she doesn’t look worse than she does. Her face obviously shows the wear of her lifestyle but her body doesn’t so much. It’s a stupid thing for me to get hung up on, but I’m getting older and my metabolism is slowing and it’s making me GRUMPY!!! But I respect my body and I take care of it, and I would never do anything like what she does. I proudly go to bed at 10 pm!
Actually, I think it’s cigarettes. I used to be a heavy smoker just like her and had no problem keeping the weight off with no exercise and no proper diet. I quit and bam! pounds piled on and it’s taking me tons of exercise to rev up my metabolism enough to keep them off them.
But when I was smoking alcohol was not only calorie free, but actually made me lose weight – for real! So no wonder Lilo is relatively slim, even if bloated.
Her body isn’t as much of a disaster zone as her face but I still would hardly call it great. Her boobs are super saggy (disregard Playboy, they photoshopped her on a new set), and her stomach always looks kinda bloated even though she’s thin (or skinny fat rather).
I may be crazy, but I like her boobs. They have a nice natural shape and “hang”. Her boobs are the least of her problems, looks-wise. I agree that her stomach looks bloated a lot, not fat but bloated. Her face is jacked beyond all recognition, though.
I used to think she had an enviable set too, but now –
http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/FP_8593460_Lohan_Lindsay2_court_BJSTFF_15_16.jpg
The nipple is practically on the underside! That can’t be natural hang, must be some sort of drug induced connective tissue damage, you know, like her whole face.
It’s hard to get fat when the predominant substance you consume is cocaine.
Not to worry. Get a load of the Cracken in a bathing suit. The sags and bags for someone her age are just ridiculous. She’s not winning the great body contest IMHO, especially for someone age 25. You should look GREAT in a bathing suit at that tender age! When, oh WHEN will this girl finally run out of second chances and be consigned to a lock-down facility? As others here have surmised, probably only when she kills someone. The Cracken is a total bummer to me these days.
This Cracken is emboldened by the fact that the film’s almost done, so she has more power in NOT getting fired, lest they waste almost the whole budget so far. So now, she uses her leverage to call in sick and hold everyone up.
This behavior is being watched by all her future potential employers. Her crack-goggles are blinding her to this fact.
Her behavior never changes, and potential employers aren’t stupid nor blind.
Busy Philipps was probably trapped in a conversation with Lilo. I can imagine her saying, “Ok, nice to see you…” twenty times before getting out the door.
I honestly don’t get her… I’m 23 and at one point the most I would go clubbing was every weekend but now I don’t even do that because the whole scene just bores me if i go to often so how can she do it almost every night and not be bored?
Also one time I got so drunk that I ended up in hospital and that to me was a wake up call, I’ve never gotten that drunk again but she seems to keep going further and further.
I also don’t think she really cares about a “Comeback” because a comeback means getting back to an actual career which entails work, all Lindsay cares about is getting enough Money to pay the bills no matter were it comes from.
She is 25 years old…she should not be exhausted making a movie! People who work 60 hour weeks at manual labor, go home and take care of a family and house are exhausted…this poor excuse for a human being hasn’t worked an exhausting job a day in her life! She doesn’t even have to get herself a bottle of water, she has people on set to do that for her…can’t her people come up with a better excuse than “exhaustion”…its insulting to hard working people everywhere!
Very insulting!!
I think crack n’ cocktails takes a double-toll. And don’t forget, she IS a unique snowflake. [and…barf now]
Thank you! My husband works and commutes a total of 110 hours a week if not more. Plus he has a medical condition that saps his energy but he little engines it because he is a good provider and a responsible human being. All of us struggle and work, chase children about and lose sleep. This broad is a slap in the face to all the innocent, hardworking people in her path.
The latest news in this “Liz”abethan drama is that two hairdressers also suffered from exhaustion thIs weekend.
The story read like some cracked up cover to give credence to Lohan’s 85 hour explanation.
Yeah, mia girl, I’m calling BS “damage control” on that one. Unless they were doing lines with her. And Blohan DOESN’T SHARE DRUGS.
I’m just glad she’s wearing a bra.
She was winding down from working stress..
Please..someone send the paramedics to MY house….my eyes are bleeding from reading this!! (oh..and make sure they’re cute…you know, so it’s not a waste of my time.) HA! *eye roll*
Okay everyone, serious question here:
Do you think Lindsay Lohan reads gossip sites like Celebitchy? And reads the comments sections? If she does, what do you think she is thinking when she reads how we all go on about what an entitled haggard crack loser she is???
I’ve always wondered this. Or is she too cracked out most of the time to even figure out how to use a coputer?
She’s probably so high/drunk/both that nothing registers, if she’s reading the comments. That, or she’s like “WO was right; I can only trust my family. Jealous H8rs!”
But I certainly think she’s vain enough to do so.
I think you are spot on, Bella. I guess a small part of me was hoping she would read our comments and something would register in her mind – like holy sheet, I am a loser! Wishful thinking I guess. Unforunately she’ll always be an addict who thinks it’s everyones fault but hers.
Yep–EXACTLY what Bella said. She just thinks we’re all jealous haters. Her mother DUIna taught her that.
I’ll bet she not only reads the comments about herself on lots of sites she probably registers various screen names and comments on these stories.
I think she/her team, read TMZ and Radar Online.
I don’t think the read this site because this site isn’t being paid to run stories about her like the other two are.
They definately try to manage comments on TMZ, ROL and X17. They’re silly enough to think that makes an impact on how she’s perceived and her employability.
Very interesting!
Yes, they do attempt to “control” the comments they don’t like, especially on TMZ and ROL.
I assume that many celebrities have assistants who filter out the bad press and only show them the nice or sympathetic things that people are saying about them. Famous people (especially entertainers) usually need to be adored – sometimes pathologically – so they fire anyone around them who suggests otherwise.
There are online persona management companies to do all that now. Not only do they handle your webpage and twitter account, but they read all the blogs and post nice things about you to balance out the “h8ers.”
Edit: and as said above, the sites that get paid off like TMZ etc can be sanitized of negative posts completely to make a nice positive place for said delusional celebs to go read and continue believing they are totally awesomesauce.
It’ll be interesting to see what this mess does with her life once filming of this shitty little movie ends. I don’t think she has anything lined up does she?
Actually I think she has a soft-porn type movie coming up right away. The male lead, James Deen (I believe that’s his name), is apparently an actual porn star. Anyway, last I heard she was balking at all the nudity (apparently sex scenes are explicit and many). My theory is that she’s afraid to take off her clothes as everyone will see the ravages of drugs and booze on her body – no photoshop magic to the rescue. Either that or they’re looking at recasting the role and she’s trying to spin it like she’s the one who walked away.
So she’s heading off track?
When was she on track?
I must have missed it.
Actually, the CM is known for shielding the privacy of celebs. If her activities there are being outed, they and their other celeb clientele have had it with her, too.
Wait, when asked why paramedics were called, the reason given was because “Sometimes if actors or actresses are late for their call times, and have been so a few times, producers make sure they nip the behavior in the bud.” WHAT???? First of all, they KNEW they were hiring a dead, dried out old rose when they signed her contracts. Secondly, producers use a public emergency service to teach their spoiled rotten, entitled shitty actresses a lesson? Do they have to PAY for this service, or is this another item thoughtfully provided by the California taxpayers on Lindsay’s behalf?
@Boo I know from experience, cause my dad has been taken away by paramedics a couple of times (he’s ok) and in the city that we live in, yes you do have to pay for these services. Part of the bill is paid by your insurance and you are charged for a percentage.
The point, boo, is not whether someone will pay for the paramedic service.
The point is that this service was used to send Lindsay a message that tardiness and not showing up would have consequences diverting paramedics from someone who may really needed lifesaving.
Well, of course. That goes without saying. Beyond those very real consequences for people she feels are inconsequential, though, does ANYONE have to pony up for her or her employer to use public services for private reasons?
I still believe she was unconscious, and they thought she was in real peril. I truly believe all of this downplaying is just spin, and she was in very bad shape.
little b boo: We have to pay ONLY IF WE GET IN THE AMBULANCE. If she refused to go with them, is it free? A free warning from producers?
Is that a Green Screen behind the boat? Ohh yes! This bodes well for max cheese factor with Lifetime-quality CGI. I’ll definitely watch this mess at some point! Preferably with a big ol’ hangover and some junk food.
At this point this chick just exhaust me. I’m so over her. She’s just acting like her druggy self. I saw the pix at Daily mail and she look so bloated and tired. At this point LILO is a total JOKE. I’m done..nothing to see here. Over it.
I’m over her, too. A three-week shoot and two bizarre incidents in the first two weeks. She’s a loser.
She just operates on her own frequency huh? And not in a good/offbeat/charming way. How do her reps still say things like that with a straight face?
This girl is just so far gone. I don’t see her ever getting her shit together. She’ll just keep going hard until she manages to kill herself. Sad.
@skuddles, my post below (#31) was intended to be in reply to yours, sorry.
I don’t think she could help herself now even if she wanted to. She clearly has NO insight whatsoever. Not surprising when she’s always been surrounded by people who’ve always told her she’s fabulous. It’s sad really, she’s now beyond redemption and no one cared enough to tell her.
I think you’re quite right sarahtonin – Lindsay doesn’t seem to possess the tools to know how to help herself. Her folks seriously failed her in this regard, and, like you said, she’s surrounded by enablers. I generally am quick with the snark where Lohan is concerned but it’s gotten to the point now where I just feel pity and anger because the outcome seems so glaringly obvious. So much like Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse – you see it coming and wonder why no one is forcibly intervening…
At the end of the day, she’s an adult who can’t be forced into rehab by anyone except the courts, who frankly failed her. But she won’t successfully quit anyway until she wants to, and she won’t want to until she gains insight. It’s a cliché but she probably has to hit rock bottom to want to change. Enablers are the worst for addicts because they never have to learn the lesson as long as they are supported and insulated from the damage drugs do. That said, and though I do find WO reprehensible, it’s not up to her to get her daughter clean. She needs to get tough now, but be there to support LL when she’s ready to do it. That’s her only hope.
I know you’re very right of course – you can’t force an addict to seek help or get sober, they have to do it themselves. But I do think she could benefit from an imposed detox for a month or two – perhaps once she could see straight she might start to actually see what she’s doing to herself…
I certainly will not be mourning her death.
It’s WAY WAY past time for anyone to continue to feel sorry for her.
IMO, just give her all the drugs and booze she wants until she finally does OD.
So drinking, drugging, crashing cars, clubbing all nite after her ‘exhaustion’ episode is really working hard on her come back…
Can’t figure out who is more stupid – Lindsay for her bare faced lies or a portion of the media & ‘fans’ for believing this cr*cked out bullsh1t
Awesome job! Oscar by 30!
This may sound silly, but I think this girl needs an intervention, not by her parents, but possibly by a person that she respects. (Hayley Mills where are you?)..from the original ‘Parent Trap’.
Lindsay..run away..go find a commune, or a girl scout camp. Live away from it all..figure out what it means to make a fire, catch a fish, re-connect with the Earth. It’s calling to you..
it’s a great & very sweet thought Wendy that we’ve all had. As I read yor comment my mind flashed to that shocked look she gave Mat Lauer when he referenced the loss of Whitney Huston.
I had a childhood friend who was outta control in our teens into our 20’s, & our 30’s he got it together enough that we shared a few years during his sobriety. we were at a lake one day skipping rocks across the water & I looked at him & I saw contentment on his face for maybe the first time ever. Needless to say I lost him FOREVER in our 40’s.
This much I know, I miss him everyday.
IMO, White Oprah, Ali and both of LL’s brothers would need to be at the intervention for it to work.
Also, White Oprah would need to stop the enabling, even if it means getting cut off financially in the short term.
Is WO prepared to do that?
hey everybody,
We are all wasting our time here.
Let me explain. Instead of commenting about crack lies, crack alibis, crack lines, crack can’t remember her lines, etc.,
Why don’t we all have fun and play a game about Lilo?
Every Monday each person can make a prediction for what trouble/crack-shenanigans Lilo will get in this week!?
It would be fun! because we ALL know that every damn week she’s got her knickers all tied up in knots over something illicit, illegal or insane!
I think it would be fun therapy for everyone here!
Today’s Monday so my prediction for what kind of trouble Lilo will get in this week is:
I predict that Lilo will smuggle out of the Lifetime studio with a bunch of costume jewelry, lavish Elizabeth Taylor outfits, leave her Liz wig, makeup, etc. on get wasted drunk/high where she’ll go clubbing at her fav hollywood hot spot dressed up in Liz costumes, get in her car wasted like crazy and end up laying in the middle of Sunset Boulevard naked.
With Lilo, anything can happen!
A friend of mine a long time ago wanted to do a Winehouse death pool. I told him that was morbid, sad, and just… just wrong. And it turned out to be legitimately morbid, sad, and just wrong.
But I’m so down for this. I’m sorry, I don’t know what it is about Lilo, but she doesn’t seem like a Winehouse or Whitney type… she still seems coherent enough to understand right from wrong, and I just hear the Tyra Banks “we were ALL rooting for you!” speech whenever I look at her.
By the end of this week, Lilo is a no-show to set. All day. The producers give a statement where they’re trying to sound nice, but you can tell it’s through gritted teeth. That’s my prediction.
Nah I get it. 1am is pretty early for her. Usually she leaves a club when the sun’s coming up. So yeah, the exhaustion story is still valid. 😉
How can she not be over clubbing at this point? What is so exciting that it is worth not sleeping in your own comfy bed? Lindsay: get a nice movie, order some take out, and smoke a joint then go to freaking bed!!!
Another classy LL photo shoot…
http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/2012/06/18/lindsay-lohan-half-naked-and-hot-in-the-lofficiel-hommes-2012-shoot-of-the-day