OH NOES. TMZ is reporting that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are “on the rocks.” Not that Selena and Justin have broken up for good, but they have “broken up multiple times in the last few months.” Do you know how long these two kids have been together? More than a year. More like a year and a half. That’s a really long time, y’all. That’s longer than I managed to sustain a relationship when I was that age. Hell, it still sounds like a long time to me. Add to that all of the extra stuff that comes with “dating while you’re a celebrity” and the statistics are not in their favor. Still, this isn’t a mega-breakup announcement:

He loves her … he loves her not — TMZ has learned, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have broken up multiple times in the last few months.

Sources in a position to know tell us, Biebs and Selena most recently ended things last week — but have since decided to give their relationship another try … kinda.

We’re told Justin and Selena’s current situation is tenuous … they’re not “solid” … they’re just figuring things out.

They’ve been dating for roughly a year and a half.

[From TMZ]

Because while Justin was enamored by Selena’s boobs, he’s gotten to the point where he’s like, “Eh, I kind of want to see other boobs too.” Because that’s what dudes are like at that age. The grass is always greener, the boobs are always more bountiful on the other side. IF Selena and Justin breakup – I mean “when” by the way – my guess is that Justin falls into another relationship very quickly, and probably with another olive-skinned brunette. He really doesn’t have a thing for blondes or gingers from what I’ve seen.

Oh, and I just wanted to share this “Justin Bieber is kind of a dick” story from Star Magazine – I don’t know if this is true, but if it is, he sucks as a person:

Justin Bieber failed to deliver on his promise to donate a portion of the sales of his single “Turn To You” to the Bethesda Centre, a Salvation Army branch in London, Ontario, that supports teenage mothers.

Without Justin’s contribution, the charity failed to meet its $1.5 million goal and will close on June 30.

“We haven’t had any communication from Justin,” says the organization’s rep. “There’s been no indication at all that there would be proceeds in the future.”

“It’s not easy for the girls here. They would love to stay,” says Brenda Tveit, who works at the facility, which even housed Justin’s mom, Pattie Mallette in 1994. “It’s heartbreaking.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

I’m not saying Bieber HAS to give away his money to charity, but if you say you’re going to donate the proceeds and then you don’t… well, you’re a douche.

Also, CB wanted me to add these photos of Selena hanging out with a “dude friend” over this past weekend. This was at the beach party for Ashley Tisdale’s birthday. The guy is a video director and a close friend of Justin Bieber’s named Alfredo Flores. My read on the body language: Dude-friend is into her, and she’s all “let’s just be friends, my sh-t is complicated with The Bieb.” But whatever, maybe Selena is the one who is fooling around.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.