These are some new photos of Lindsay Lohan in Malibu yesterday, where she and Dina spent the day on the beach watching Cody Lohan and Michael Lohan Junior surf. Lindsay tried to avoid the cameras where she could – I guess she knew her face looked kind of puffy and crackie yesterday, and she didn’t want to be photographed.
TMZ has a bizarrely specific story about Lindsay Lohan’s earnings over the past year. It feels like this could be an investigative-journalism piece, although I tend to think that Dina Lohan just got drunk and called Harvey Levin and started bragging about how much money her main girl is bringing in. I guess it’s a big deal because a year ago, Lindsay was pretty broke. But it’s not a bit deal in my mind because of two things: one, Lindsay still has a TON of debt (I’m sure), and because most of this money is going straight up Lindsay’s nose (I’m sure).
Lindsay Lohan was flat broke at the time she was sentenced last year in her shoplifting case, but things have changed dramatically, because we’ve learned she’ll rake in more than $2 million this year.
Sources directly involved in Lindsay’s finances have given us the breakdown:
— Playboy (December issue but she was paid in 2012) $1 Million
— “Liz and Dick” Lifetime movie — $300,000
— “The Canyons” — $6,480 (scale)
— “Scary Movie” (Lindsay is about to sign on) — $200,000
In addition, Lindsay was paid for her appearance on “Glee.” And she’s pulling in money for being the face of Philipp Plein. But wait, there’s more. Lindsay is also getting $$$ for endorsing Jag Jeans. And she makes $2,000 – $10,000 per tweet endorsement for several companies.
Our sources say, all tolled, Lindsay will make north of $2 million this year.
The way we see it, definitely enough to afford a driver.
Lindsay also gets paid by certain paparazzi and by certain photo agencies to “pose” for candid photo shoots sometimes. She did that just last week – go here to see the photos of Lindsay’s “candid” swimsuit photo shoot. The paparazzi throw her a few hundred to a few thousand dollars for each of these kinds of photo shoots too. Cash only. Cough. Oh, and we’re also not talking about Lindsay “other” career as an alleged (!) international call girl.
Meanwhile, there’s sort of an addendum to last Friday’s story about Lindsay and Francesca Eastwood. Not only did Francesca Eastwood (and her boyfriend, photographer Tyler Shields) leak the details of Lindsay’s crack drama to Us Weekly, Tyler and Francesca also went on the record with E! News. Tyler told E!: “We were celebrating my girlfriend Francesca’s birthday at Bootsy Bellows, and it was a blast. Suddenly, there was a burst of chaos, and as quickly as it started, it was over. After the fact, we were all a bit confused about what just happened.” Francesca told E!: “I’m not sure what exactly sparked Lindsay’s outburst. Regardless, I still had an amazing birthday and Parent Trap is still my favorite movie.” BURN. Ouch. Plus, there are anonymous-source quotes (cough) about Lindsay being a “mess”. Ya think?
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
Shit, I clearly need to get into more car accidents and pick up a crack habit. Working my ass off for a few bucks above minimum wage and trying to pay off student loans clearly isn’t the way to go.
Same here Erinn.
If we really want to make it big we should become crack dealers as well as addicts.
Have either of you ladies considered an exciting career in the International Prostitute industry? 😉
those fake ass extensions don’t come cheap
Where r the photos of Lindsay? All I see are pics of Axl Rose…
Bulimia wrecks faces, folks…
so does botoxemia
Enough money to keep her going to bars and crashing people’s parties. She’ll run through it pretty fast. She doesn’t strike me as being responsible in any way with money.
lol @ ‘parent trap is still my favorite movie’. that was an awesome dig. go franny!
Doesn’t that woman know what a hair brush is? Brush your extensions cracken, you look horrid.
“A burst of chaos”…great description of Crackie, almost as good as firecrotch.
Is she going for the Pollyanna meets porn look here?
Noooooo! This is not possible!!! I study so hard as a med student and even when I qualify as a Doc it’ll take me years to get this kind of cash!!! Life is too fair to Crackhead!
Sandy your life will be loads better trust me. 🙂
Hey now, be happy you’re in med school and are going to make a whack of cash. People always need doctors. You’re making the rest of us look bad 😛
Saying ‘It’ll take me years to make millions’ comes off as a bit… grating to those of us who will never make them.
Oh, sorry, I didn’t mean to ‘grate’ (Is that a word?) All I meant was that it’ll take everyone years of hard labour to even reach close to saving a million. And Crackie doesn’t even do anything!
Once again, my apologies to Erinn.
That’s not a lot of $ dough to carry u in H-wood.
Not at all.
True. She would make a lore more if she had stayed on the straight and narrow and worked on her career Kristen Stewart made 30 mill last year. Didnt they just announce Jennifer Lawrence is getting payed 15 mill for her next movie? Likewise for Rihanna and Katy perry they both made 30 mill upwards.. Even someone as marginal as Dj Pauley made 7 mill last year. So lindsays 2 mill are peanuts.
If she really wanted to avoid the paps maybe she shouldn’t have called them or told her mom not too. What is that hat? It looks too small and yes she does look puffy and crack’d out but I do like that she actually made the effort of getting out of bed to see her brothers. I doubt she has much if any left over between taxes, managers, debt and her little problem. Lindsay should be worried about what is going to happen when it run’s out this work won’t last and the paps interest in her car wreck of a life will run out.
She looks like a mess @ the beach! Not pretty @ all. I did get a glimps of her in the white bathing suit near the pool. Bitch pleeease, you had a face full of make up & was striking a pose every two seconds. If that wasn’t staged & set up than the pope isn’t a catholic. I wonder how much she charges for a night? @ least her freckles & fire crutch hide any rash she might (does) have. To harsh ??? Not when it comes this burnt out club slut.
Those pics of her in the one-piece bathing suit are so embarassing.
They are cringe worthy. I guess that’s what happens after one to many lines of coke. You believe you are some kind of god & after slapping on your blotchy fake tan & badly made up face. You call the paps and strut out to the pool to strike very obvisous poses. So sad but do Lindsay.
I don’t believe she got paid a million bucks to do Playboy, but anyway…has she paid her back taxes?
For the really fabulous (irony) pictures of her at the beach, go here:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4484964/California-girl-Lindsays-fun-on-Malibu-beach.html
She isn’t showing her stomach lately because it is so distended. It’s getting much more challenging to hide the physical manifestations of her serious drug and alcohol habit.
Is it mean that I really, really want the IRS to step in and take the money she owes them out of this?
Because I’m totally okay with that. 😀
Mean? Not at all! That would be justice–and we’ve seen precious little of that where little miss Above The Law here is concerned.
In the first pic-is that the infamous pink bag peeking out from under the seat? Party favors!
In that bag is were her two million has gone.
She is so repulsive
Wtf? As in “What the fuck is up with her face” in that side pic in the SUV? Wowsa! And why can’t she brush that nasty polyurethane hair??
What’s most telling is the rapid DECLINE in the amount she makes. Going from a million dollar photo shoot to a $6K soft core porn is an epic slide. Plus lawyers fees and other debt add up And living at the Chateau Marmont can’t be cheap….but honestly, does anyone still think this woman isn’t getting by giving handies in the club bathroom?
So true!!
It was never a million dollar shoot. PB confirmed they only paid her 400K. Its not unusual for Heff to let the “models” exaggerate their pay to let them feel like their worth more.
Still, $400K to $6K (working scale!) is quite a drop.
Any sane star on the wane would save, invest, and live comfortably off that for YEARS…she will be broke again in a month.
I think the only number on that list that is accurate is The Canyons.
Someone posted on Dlisted that Playboy confirmed they only paid her 400,000. for that shoot. The Lifetime amount is exaggerated as well. That amount is more than likely the entire movie’s budget.
The source again has to be Dina trying to make her seem worth more than the laughs she earns. I think she had TMZ run that piece to deflect from her antics at that birthday party.
If Dina is doing this I can’t think of worse image control. Who would want to hire lindsay and overpay? They should market her as a cheap hire who will put in the work and (sorry I can’t even finish this thought).
Ugh.
Well, TMZ had video of Dina & her son Cody arriving in LA. She & Blohan must have cooked up the $2 million figure and then “leaked” it to the various sites.
If she’s getting money under the table, mayhap the IRS will ultimately do her in. They don’t play games.
Don’t forget the big bucks she has to pay her pricey lawyer and bondsman, unless whoever pays her rent is paying those also. If she’s really making as much money as claimed and also supports her family as she told the judge when claiming poverty was keeping her from mandated therapy – why has her mom’s house been on the edge of foreclosure?
Ah – that sexy double chin! The fishmouth! Her plastic hair! YAAAAHH!
That’s a million after taxes and she’s still living a 2 mil lifestyle in a hotel.
Thought Playboy was really 400 thou. That brings her down to 700 thousand after taxes. Plus she has no assests. Everything is rented or leased. Not so good
Get some help girl.
Can she even afford rehab?? Not that it would help.
Alas, she’s already been to rehab 5 times MINIMUM, and I’m sure she doesn’t want to waste her precious money on something that doesn’t work for her.
Better (in her crack-deluded, vodka-soaked mind) to just stick with what works for her: drinking and drugging.
The only reason she goes to rehab is to stay out of jail. She’s never been committed to getting or staying sober just to be sober. Where the hell is the fun in THAT?
If the Chateau is $300. per night(at least)that’s $360,000.per year.
She’s still broke and going in the hole to eat.
It’s only $300 a night if one is paying with actual money.
Boo – And we ALL know she’s not paying for it!
WOW! Those pics are so staged! I mean, seriously as in “photo-shoot” staged. Its kinda sad to see her pose by pursing her lips and looking out in the distance lol. The sadest part though are those shot of her standing up, because you know she thinks she actually has a nice body. Newsflash, big boobs =/= great body Linds.
Time for Cracktinis, no?
After looking at those pix, ABSOLUTELY! 😀 Salud!
Yes, please. I need copious CB drinks to get me through the next couple of weeks. That’s all the Cracken is good for, numbing my own pain.
Pitchers, start making them for Thursday ladies!
OTiff, I got you. (Your dental stuff, yeah?) They’ll be properly chilled, etc…
Those white one-piece pix, combined with that link Boo gave us…BLERGH! *shudders*
Cheers!
I’m gonna need some receipts for this. There is NO WAY I believe this chick made this much money. Even if (a big IF) she made that much I’m sure she owes more than that in lawyer fees and other debts that go along with being Lindsay Lohan.
P.S she needs to do something with that busted weave she has on her head. It looks like the hair on my daughter’s dolls.
She’s noticeably thicker in the middle, looking middle aged.
I always notice how pleased with herself she looks when a camera is on her, guessing she’s counting the dollars she’s going to make from the pictures.
You’d think with that money she could afford a pair of scissors to cut that black dangling whatever-the-hell it is off her outfit. Or at least use the corner of her blow mirror!
It’s a security tag. She was in a rush. 🙂
this makes me want to cry…im going to get kicked out of school because i cant pay 6500 bucks and a crackhead makes millions which she will spend on crack.some one shoot me please
“All tolled”? I’ve seen “all told” and “all totaled” too. I wonder what’s the right phrase?
I totally missed that until you mentioned it. It’s “all told”, (totaled might work in this case, if you prefer – but the actual saying is “all told”).
Hate it when phrases like are misspelled – drives me bonkers. Like when people type “per say” instead of “per se”. Aargh!
She becomed very ugly really, how can she work in the world of the show business if she hasn’t talent too?
I think her last few projects have proven that people will hire her simply to watch the trainwreck live. People watched her horrible SNL appearance because she’s a trainwreck.
She’s circling the drain. People are fascinated, albeit in a morbid kind of way.
roughgirl is looking like…Axl Rose!…and long ago I thought he was the hotness…
She looks even more slovenly and unbathed than usual in these pics. Like she just spent the week in a crack den.
And that “hair!!” It looks like nylon doll hair that’s been dyed by strawberry jam. (I don’t know if that’s an entirely accurate description, but I don’t know how else to describe why her “hair” appears to be a translucent reddish colour.)
It looks like one of my dolls hair from when I was a kid. I hated dolls, so I tore out half the hair, brushed the other stuff so hard it all gummed up and it looks just like the crackens busted weave tracks.
Shudder!
She looks 50 at this point.
oh yea the white swimsuit pics are sooo not staged. she just naturally posed in ways that obscured her bloated belly from the camera’s view.
hey anyone else notice in the white suit pics she has a ring on the wedding-ring finger again? How often does she pull this crap?
More importantly.. why did i feel the need to zoom once i found out Superficial allows it? Her sharpie eyebrows are even more obviously drawn on!
Ugh!
Well i sure feel better about my skin now.. I’m older and look soooo much better than she does!
Thanks, blohan!