Here are some new photos of Lindsay Lohan looking somewhat presentable and less cracked-out last night in LA. LL was at the “wrap-party” for the micro-financed film, The Canyons. So, the film only had a budget of something like $200,000, but they managed to make it stretch for a month of filming, plus their coke budget, plus an after-party budget. Fine, I’ll say it. This is going to be a really terrible film. Do you want further evidence? Lindsay’s p0rn costar, James Deen, told TMZ that Lindsay totally “helped” him:
Lindsay Lohan personally helped p0rn star James Deen reach new levels of prowess — this according to the p0rn star himself, who says acting with Lindsay was one of the greatest learning experiences of his life.
James was leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills Saturday when he was asked about working with Lindsay in their new film “The Canyons” — and he replied, “Working with her was awesome. She’s super professional. Super great. She’s a fantastic actress … I feel like I learned a lot from her.”
Deen said working with an actress like Lindsay “brings the best out of you. It was very helpful to me as an amateur.”
I just felt a twinge because I remembered all of the nice things Tina Fey used to say about working with Lindsay on Mean Girls. Poor Tina.
Meanwhile, remember how both LL and Charlie Sheen were planning to take roles in Scary Movie 5? Well, as it turns out, they really will have scenes together – death scenes. Is this even worthy of a spoiler? Fine. Spoiler: The studio says Charlie and LL will be “the world’s hottest new couple” in the movie, and one or both will be killed in the movie’s opening sequence.
And here’s another “WTF?” piece of Lohan news – remember how Lindsay was all up on James Franco last year? Yeah, I had forgotten about that too, but Franco hasn’t forgotten. James Franco is going to make a movie about her. Sort of. Maybe. Franco has put a “casting notice” out that he’s looking for “James Franco types” and “Lindsay Lohan types” for a new project he’s directing.
I’m also including a photo of Lindsay at will.i.am’s album release party a few nights ago – that’s the photo where she’s got a pissed-off expression and she’s wearing the black sleeved thing. LL and Will were joking around about a possible collaboration (true story: I wrote that as “collabortion” at first). You can see more about that here.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
LOL collabortion, totally stealing that one.
+1, definitely snickered out loud.
Better for her? Yes. Anything close to resembling a healthy 20 something? No.
Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan death scenes…I kind of feel like we’ve been watching the slower, real life version of that for years now.
Awful spray tan on her legs. Awful lips. C-list actress now, love it.
“OMG look at that 60 year old whore!”
“That’s no 60 year old, that’s Lindsay Lohan!”
Lol, I guess she does look a little better, but usually people do right before they OD and die. Not wishing it on her, just sayin’.
omg her lips. she looks like a dehydrated carrot with that awful tan…. good god.
” LL and Will were joking around about a possible collaboration,”
and then his car went missing, ! dont think that is coincidence at all!?!?!
OMG, yesterday while watching Dance Moms, I saw lifetime’s first promo for Liz & Dick and I almost died. it was the picture of her in the red dress all posed and the voice over said; “Lindsay Lohan is Elizabeth Taylor, coming this fall.”
Fall, really! Why is it taking so long most of those made for TV movies look like they are shot in a matter of weeks and aired immediately.
Photoshop/editing, I’m betting.
Also Lifetime wants to milk up all the ratings they can possibly get. It’s summer and in tv land “no one is sitting around watching tv”. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was a November sweeps movie.
If I remember correctly when this movie was first announced they said it would be released Oct or Nov.
I actually would love to see her get her shit together. She was a decent actress–got way too caught up in the Paris Hilton-type escapades. Rehab and a resurgence would be so awesome.
Her legs look like tubes! Zero muscle, just bone and fat. When’s the last time she went to the gym?
She’s got Mischa Barton (sp?) legs.
In the one photo she looks like she walked out & forgot her pants & is wearing a shirt….
Wrap party? I’m imagining a backyard BBQ at the director’s house dj’d by the key grip’s iPod on shuffle. Catering consistes of a case of bud light on ice and some trader joes frozen puff pastries on paper plates. They all sit crammed into the living room to watch a home made gag real and then get sent home with a key chain that reads “I survived filming LILO without catching an STD” on it.
Oh my god-I just laughed out loud as I’m sitting in Jiffy Lubes waiting room. Too funny!
What have this chick’s boobs ever done to her to deserve such little support? Talk about letting down your girls!
Why is there no spray tan on her knees? Has it been rubbed off I wonder or was it just a bad job? hehehe
James Franco better be careful with that “Lindsay Lohan” type thing or he could have a “milkaholic” lawsuit on his hands, and seriously who would want to be case as a “Lindsay Lohan” type anyways LOL.
how does that look less crackie?
wow, how low are our expectations that this looks decent..
and I would watch the Franco/Lohan love story if they starred in it themselves. The douche factor would be off the charts..
Forget Lindsay!What’s wrong with James Franco?!Ugh…
+1
She needs to get rid of a least half her hair.
Those LIPS!
her lips are going to burst !!! they dont look nature at all !!she looks all beat up & used up !! does not look her age at all !!
Better? I guess. We grade with a curve for Lindsay.
Still doing grotesque. Why doesn’t that girl try a new tanning lotion or get her assistant to massage her weary legs for her? No matter how she’s dressed, she always looks filthy.
When’s she’s lucid, takes a shower and combs her hair she looks so much better. However, the lips, like the blonde hair earlier this year, have got to go.
Finally she washed the scraggly hair!
What a splotchy mess! Orange isn’t a good look. No tanner on her hands, knees, or feet. Hmmm. I’m going to take a wild guess & bet there’s also none on her back (if you know what I mean…)
Trash
if it wasn’t sad it would be funny how used up she looks.
Is she wearing a mop on her head?
She has always given me the skeevies, even when she was a legit “it girl” years ago, before all the scandal. Something about her.
Imagine my repulsion now. She looks like she could be in her 50’s. At best she could pass for a really bloated and dirty 38 year old who hasn’t taken care of herself. She’s 26 like me and she inspires me to quit smoking and continue to never drink.
God why would James Franco hit that? Did he or did she just stalk him?
lindsay STALKED Will.I.am of black peas-INTERRUPTED E! Interview LIVE on Air!
http://perezhilton.com/2012-08-14-lindsay-lohan-talks-will-i-am-collaboration-album-listening-party#shadowbox
oh no, this is where i truly feel sorry for her…i was watching E! last night and will.i.am had some premiere, HoLO totally went up to Will.i.am DURING HIS ON AIR INTERVIEW w/E!!! and interrupted! asking:
“Hey Will.i.am! are we going to collaborate together sometime? we should! ok, yeah, call me” whatever.
I was stunned, she just went straight in between him and the E! news reporter and started talking crack talk! here’s some blurb about it, but she was CRACKED OUT! Will.i.am just had this look like….”…WTF?….”
Check the outfit out, omg. this is the first time i’ve actually felt terribly sad for this girl. she looked like a truly sad, lost, mess…missing pants, dracula makeup…. terribly, sad.
Looks like she’s wearing lingerie, what my mother used to call “tap pants.” NOT the Look.
Sad thing most guys prob think she was hot if she walked by. 🙁 🙁
WTF no way she still looks terrible. Probably she just got a fresh batch of fillers and botox. I notice she keeps getting them and suddenly looks slightly better then when they wear off she surfaces looking worse than ever. She even gets fillers in her nose to hide the coke damage. The only way she will ever really look any better will be if she makes a SERIOUS effort to cleanse and heal her body which would probably take several years after she gets clean. Even then I doubt she could get her original looks fully back.
It is a pretty dress, great color.
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Doesnt going to parties and events where your not welcome get boring.. Im mean its all she freakin does
Doesnt going to parties and events where your not welcome get boring.. Im mean its all she does