Justin Theoux “looks like the happiest guy in the world”. Obviously.

It’s funny how Jennifer Aniston always gets interesting little tidbits dropped into People Magazine at the most opportune times. And funnier still, that good fortune is being carried over to Justin Theroux. Shocking, I know. Remember how Justin signed on to CAA last year? I wonder if Huvane is his main rep now. I hope so, because I love this version of Justin Theroux – the version who has a rep who confirms to People Magazine that Justin proposed on his birthday. The version that wants to hold off on the engagement ring reveal until…? I don’t even know.

But while we’re focusing on Jennifer’s Ring Watch and her tatas, a funny thing has been happening. I think Justin and Jennier have only spent, like, three days together in the last month. Justin is back in New York (again) while Jennifer films in North Carolina. And Justin is enjoying his low-key bachelor lifestyle too, even going out to dinner with some friends, according to People Mag. But it’s okay that JustJen are temporarily separated by work! Because Justin was obviously thinking about Jennifer the whole time, you know:

Justin Theroux has a lot to smile about!

The newly engaged actor joined three friends for dinner at SoHo eatery The Smile in New York City Monday night.

Although he was without his fiancée, Jennifer Aniston, Theroux, 41, was “beaming all night” an onlooker tells PEOPLE.

The four friends – who ordered up healthy fare like salads, chicken and trout – looked relaxed and carefree during their three-hour dinner. “Justin was laughing so loud the whole restaurant could hear him. [They were] obviously having a great time,” the source says.

At one point in the evening, the pals raised their glasses – Theroux’s was filled with water – and toasted to each other.

“Justin looked like the happiest guy in the world,” the source adds.

[From People]

I keep hearing that Justin is on the straight and narrow (and I’m not just talking about his skinny jeggings), so I guess I believe that he wouldn’t drink on a night out with friends, and that he would be eating healthy. But I also think it’s a little bit weird that Justin is so happy to enjoy these days of bachelorhood in New York… all while his newly-minted fiancée slaves away on her new film in North Carolina. I realize that they’re no longer in that “honeymoon phase” where they have to be joined at the hip every single day. But surely he would want to spend a little bit more time with his fiancée after he proposed to her, right? *adjusts tin foil hat*

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  1. Eny says:

    so…, what’s the point?

  2. Anon says:

    I guess that they got the message about those skinny black leggings that Justin wore before, jeans do look better. Nice to see Huvane and Jen follow the gossip sheets.
    Justin looks very happy lately, who wouldn’t when he played his hand so well. While the cat is away, the well fed and pampered mou$e will play. Heidi-o!

  3. PHD in Gossip says:

    phony engagement timed to upstage the alleged Brange wedding.
    Well played, Jolie-Pitts!
    Justin looks beyond miserable. hint – the engagement was forced on him by Jen and her PR team.
    That is the point!

  4. Jennifer12 says:

    Justin and Jennifer like to play the same game; I can’t believe they think they’re fooling people.

  5. sukienow says:

    not all CAA CLIENT HAVE SLATE PR HA THEIR PUBLICIST;

    ALOT OF HOLLYWOOD ARE REP BY CAA AND THEY ALL HAVE VARIOUS PR AGENCY.

    EG KIDMAN? CRUISE, PITT, BULLOCK E.T.C

  6. JulieM says:

    Phony alleged Brange wedding timed to upstage engagement announcement.

    That is the point!

  7. Lucy says:

    I can’t for the life of me find anything to like about this man he’s soo ughh….As much as I can’t stand JA I think she could do sooo much better but then again he seems to be the only man who is willing to play the media/PR game with her.

    As for the honeymoon phase, after 7 years with my man I still want to spend every waking moment with him 🙂

    • Agnes says:

      Ditto on the honeymoon phase. I’ve been with my husband for almost three years now and still want to spend every single moment with him. 🙂

    • OriginalTiffany says:

      Here is what I take away.
      I used to (I was in college) waitress at a nice restaurant in a cool SoCal town. David Hassellhoff used to come in, wearing a very stand out outfit and laugh really loudly at his table all night.
      So loud the whole place could hear him, he’d also talk loud and get up a lot. It was this whole look at me, I’m the most famous person in the place thing.

      Very off putting. Patrick Warburton did this in the Jimmy Kimmel green room. it’s so gross.

      TheAnis does not see much of each other for a newly engaged with no ring couple.

    • apsutter says:

      Agreed on the honeymoon thing. I was having your same thoughts as I was reading the article. They’ve only been together for a short time. I’ve been with my guy for 9 years and we still want to spend all our time together. In fact, the only time we have disagreements is when we go a long period of time without spending any quality time together because of work or school or whatever. But as soon as we’re back to hanging out its back to normal.

  8. Agnes says:

    “Obviously” – that cracked me up, Kaiser. Also, he not only looks like a douche, but also sounds like one. Who the hell laughs so loud that he disturbs other people “in the entire restaurant”? A douche.

    • KaitX says:

      Loud people drive me insane. I’d have been staring daggers at him all night if I’d been there.

    • Contrived says:

      “Who the hell laughs so loud that he disturbs other people “in the entire restaurant”? A douche. ”

      Line of the day for me. hahahaha that was great,choked on my green tea.

      (formerly saralita)

  9. Krissy says:

    I don’t get it, is he working? Otherwise why would you not want tho be around your new fiancé?

    I guess he is getting his fill of NYC since Jens made it clear they are an LA couple.

    • Mac says:

      Justin recently signed on to direct Will Ferrell and Steve Carell in SWEAR TO GOD. He’s probably in the process of punching up it’s script.

      Theroux is also being given strong consideration to direct Zoolander 2.

      • Monica says:

        he can write in NC. Don’t you think its a tad odd that they havent been together since the engagement announcement and yet NC is only an hour and half plane ride away..not saying he should be with her 24/7 but dang they just got engaged at least visit

    • Josephina says:

      HE. IS. NOT. WORKING. PERIOD. (And doesn’t have to work, now does he? Heheh.)

      Looky here, looky here. He is LOVIN the fishbowl limelight. Even I already forgot about Heidi Bivens. (May God rest her soul over this humiliation.)

      I guess we are gonna see a lot of him… doing nothing….he will bask in the rays of his new, UNEARNED “celebrity” status, and all because he is boinking Aniston. This man has got plans– immediate funding for a production company, red carpet walking status, more Ellen DeGeneres appearances, maybe Jay Leno and DEFINITELY Cheslea Handler, a chance to work with A-list actors and most of all- TO BE SEEN. Any wonder why he left pretty Heidi Bivens? (Douchebag and extreme poser.)

      Talk about a huge upgrade for HIS lifestyle. He damn near hit the lottery.

      Ladies and gentlemen… Let’s get ready to rumble! Walking down the street, I present to you Justin Federline! (No applause.)

      Bwahahaha!

      • Ally says:

        Fact – He’s a successful screenplay writer, actor and director and has already worked with many A list actors.

        Not getting the hate here. Why have people got their knickers in a twist about the thought of Jennifer Aniston finding a mate? Surely it’s time the page was turned.

      • Contrived says:

        Fact: he is a nobody.

        And nobody knew him until she started cheating with him.

        Don’t tell me you didn’t think like the rest of the world and go…

        “She’s dating who? who is he? never heard of him?

        Oh…charlies Angels? That freak with the axe?

        or SATS the guy with the ‘premature’ problem? ew.. him??? really???”

        Nobody was going “oh that very accomplished screen writer, that director of Mandy Moore movies…oh yes what a star!”

      • Josephina says:

        OPINION is different from FACT.

        Furthermore, JUST THIS YEAR, Rock of Ages AND Wanderlust bombed in the categories where Justin Federline was relevant.

        Take for example, Ticky. She acts with A-list actors, directors, producers and screenwriters. Hell, at one time she was married to an A-list actor. Yet, she HERSELF is not A-list. Never was.

        He has NOT been recognized by his PEERS as a successful writer, actor NOR director.

        FACT: He screenwrites, he acts, and has directed. He is NOT the go-to guy for ANY category of acting, directing or screenwriting.

        Hopefully, with fingers crossed, he can use this relationship to get to A-list status if he has enough talent and is able to grow.

        The man has to EARN his stripes like everyone else. Just like Aniston, he is not there yet, and may never get there.

  10. lisacuddy says:

    Seriously, this guy and his hipster-ish, way too young for him, unflattering and douchebag clothes… Jennifer Aniston should give him some fashion advise.

    • Trouble says:

      Don’t waste your time @ ally. Being and thinking rationally is not welcome here. Ur meant to find any and everything wrong with aniston or anyone associated with her!! Get with the program 😉

    • Trouble says:

      Don’t waste your time @ ally. Being and thinking rationally is not welcome here. Ur meant to find any and everything wrong with aniston or anyone associated with her!!

      • Contrived says:

        Easy…easy…it’s ok trouble.

        It’s as futile for us as it feels to you.

        Some just don’t look at these two with the same naive-ness of others.

        When it walks for the paps, talks for the mags, gets engaged while the Ex is… it’s a famewh0re.

        I can’t help your lying eyes.

  11. Liberty says:

    JT: Mon Dudes! My men! Thees ees, how you say it, ze life!
    Ds: Har! (pirate sounds) To Life!
    D1: Please, try some of my salmon! Its delicacy astounds!
    D2: Ah, bon chance, I insist, partake of this chicken! Grilled to perfection, and alive, like the plump breast of a woman of spirit, with that splash of dill! Everyone!
    D1: And this grilled pear, like a nipple of Venus! Please, try!
    D3: And so, tell us, my dude, where is the bon femme who hosts our repast on this night?
    JT: Ah, eet ees a tragedy! For, she works, far from this spot – please, may I have, yes, more of the fresh-ground pepper, ah! –ees thees a fresh-caught fish, or farmed – ah, I knew thees! Bravo! – ah, oui, most sadly, she works, to earn the francs that this world demands from the artist for his crusts, his water, his very bed.
    Ds: Ahhhhh……
    JT: —- his new jeans and mansion! To Life!! Garcon, more sparkling water, all round!
    Ds: (pirate sounds) TO LIFE!!
    D3: But, when shall you see the wench again? More shrimp, oui!
    JT: I theenk I will learn the Skype? Ah, the sauce of the capers!
    D2: Did you not just give this fille an answer, to wed? Does the public not look for the photo op of kisses? Does she not look for your organ of love?
    JT: Ah, thees too is sad, my friend, for the answer is, oui, yet, we must be separated by the walls of Art. What can I do? Miles separate us! There is nothing for it, but to sigh and deflect my sorrows with companionship for now. Garcon, may I ask, if you were to sprinkle the freshest of berries on all our plates, will the merry tang not thrill our tongues! Ah! I thank you! – brandy? I thought so, splendeed! – and, oui, so, I have not seen her in many a day, yet, the gods have condescended to make the ATM work, so all ees not yet black with despair. I will find my way through these many days somehow, with you, my fellows! To life!
    Ds: Ahhhh (pirate sounds) TO THE LIFE!
    JT: My tears, they are gone! Garcon, you know, I think, small flagons of vodka for my men, and yes, perhaps for me as well – ah, but, a moment — have you Belver Bears, for you see, sadly, eet ees now all I can drink having drenched my senses in eet with my new woman. You do? Excellent! For thees ees now my way, what can I do, eh? All round, my man, all round! so that I may drown my lonely sorrows thees fine summer night in the bonhomie of my comrades Yes, put eet on that card too, I know een my heart, she would want thees, my poor woman, like a slave in the heat of that forsaken place. But – WE must live, yes?
    Ds: Ahhhh! (pirate sounds)
    D1: To Life!
    D2: To Love!
    D3: To Shopping!
    JT: To the Opportunities of Life and Love, as they present themselves, and the wisdom to seize the day of shopping!
    D1: That new jacket! To the Luckiest Dude in the World! Obviously!
    Ds: AHHH!!!! (pirates sounds) Obviously!!!
    D3: But, my fine dude, the ring? What shall you do?
    (SOUND OF CELL PHONE PLAYING NO MATTER WHAT BY BOYZONE)
    JT: ah, sheet.

    • Heather says:

      tl;dr

    • NM6804 says:

      I wanted to higlight my fav parts. There are too many so this is without a doubt your finest work. From beginning to end, you captivate with your wit and writing style :).

      I look forward for more! Good job!

    • Rhea says:

      “I have not seen her in many a day, yet, the gods have condescended to make the ATM work, so all ees not yet black with despair.”—-> Bwahahahhahahaaha!!!! 😀

      • Josephina says:

        @ Rhea:

        Aw, you beat me to it! That was my favorite line as well.

        Liberty, you ARE a genius. You slay me. (Smile.)

    • OriginalTiffany says:

      Best one yet. The collective CB bows to you.

      • Liberty says:

        🙂 ..Kaiser’s amazing posts and everyone’s comments are fantastically inspirational.

      • samipup says:

        I look forward, every day, to your imaginative illustrative take on the flaws, foibles and floundering of the rich and famous on here. Thank-you

      • Camille (The original) says:

        @samipup: I agree!

        Liberty, you’re so witty, loved this one :).

  12. valleymiss says:

    Ya’ll must be some clingy broads if you accompany your mates out of town everytime they have to work in another city.

    Yes, and the only reason Theroux could possibly be happy is because of Jen’s money and fame. No way he might actually love her. This sewing circle of Jen-hate is SO old and totally sexist. Salma Hayek married a billionaire and no one said she married him for money. I think Salma Hayek and the Francois dude probably have the same ratio of fame:money as Justin Theroux has to Jennifer, but that’s acceptable because the MAN has more $, right?

    • Amanda_M87 says:

      Eh, at least Salma and hubby aren’t on the cover of people or US weekly every day so they don’t irk me nearly as much.

      • OriginalTiffany says:

        She’s a really NICE person who goes places with her kids with no makeup. She goes backstage and takes pics with everyone and speaks to everyone.
        She might be married to a billionaire, but she had a crap load of money before and was a hugely popular star. And she doesn’t act or speak like a douche.

        She did not seem to be the type to be worried about the delicate lighting, the I have to adjust my watch chain, my perfectly styled leather bracelets and comment about the salad kind of person. Or be a hipster douche.

        I miss that article with those quotes about his lunch meeting, that was superb.

    • NM6804 says:

      There is nothing clingy about making a relationship work. If my partner would be away a lot for work, I wouldn’t be able to follow him even if I wanted to because I’m not rich and I have to work in one place.

      This is not an issue for the rich and famous though, so you can’t compare. Besides, there is a difference of being away for three whole months, being intimate with other people as a job and having formal business trips for 3 days to a week for instance. A lot of other jobs where you do require to be away from home for extended periods of time, DO have the possibility to take your family with you.

      Theroux is doing nothing at the moment yet he barely visits his wife-to-be? Aniston always works consistently on a few films per year, if that’s going to be his attitude, rather party then visit her a bit more, then he isn’t going to be seeing her much and then he isn’t convincing anyone that he wants to spend the rest of his life with her. Yes, 3 days a month :S.

      • Monica says:

        EXACTLY! No one says they should be attached to the hip but i think as i said above its a tad odd that Justin doesnt seem to be doing anything but visiting friends and if he is working on a script the great thing about being a screenwriter is that you can take your work with you, did i forget to mention that Justin LOVES NYC, and Aniston said she couldn’t live there anymore and she prefers LA it will be interesting to see how this relationship turns out

      • Rhea says:

        ITA with every words here!

    • evyn says:

      Salma and her husband dated for years, had a baby, broke up, reconcilled, and THEN got married. Also, Salma is a major star with her own career and lots of money. Her husband isn’t getting her more exposure in the press.

    • Contrived says:

      Salma hayek? no one said married for money?Really?

      might wanna take a lil stroll over to comments about her. That’s all they say about her.

      This guy is the biggest sell out, he went from completely panning celebrity’s to getting his by association.

      please!

      ‘pass the douchie on the leff han siide?’

  13. Heather says:

    Personally, I think he and Angie would be sexy together. Don’t get the hate.

    • Josephina says:

      Angelina does not date scrubs.

      ONLY Aniston dates scrubs and would be foolish enough to marry one.

      • Murz says:

        If only Aniston dated or married “scrubs”… well then that would mean that Jolie also dates and badly wants to marry a SCRUB..If any of the last 7yrs stories were to be believed. does it not??

      • Bite me aka aniston says:

        I think someone doesn’t know what a scrub mean… Funny funny

      • Anna says:

        What the heck was “Billy Bob” Thorton? (Ick!) or the first husband what-was-his-name?

        Pass the vials-of-blood on the leff han side…

      • Josephina says:

        OH boy….

        British Johnny Lee Miller is still acting… he is not that popular, and not in the limelight. He has starred in several movies AND TV mini series.

        I believe Billy Bob Thornton’s personal life to be tragic; however, his professional life is nothing at which to sneeze. He is a tenured, critically-acclaimed director and actor. Check out his IMDB.

  14. spinner says:

    Love him. He just oozes confidence. Here, he is putting on a great poker face for the paps. Those arms!!

    • Josephina says:

      See lyrics below to song “No Scrubs” by TLC:

      “A scrub is a guy that think he’s fly
      And also known as a buster
      Always talkin ’bout what he wants
      And just sits on his broke ass, so…”

  15. NM6804 says:

    Soooooo, this little story is about him being deliriously happy when his fiancée isn’t around. Okay, then…How does this positively reflect again on Aniston?

    I checked his IMDB: nothing coming up for him. Maybe he’s attached to some writing project but he can write anywhere!

    Most celebs split up because of “busy schedules”. Aniston is the only one who’s busy, he can easily join her in North Carolina more frequently or until she finishes shooting the film. If he wants too that is. He has the money and time.

    • diana says:

      But you got to agree this guy is cunning. He’s going to be in this for long term (atleast till Jen stays relevant). He’s having excellent public exposure and making all the right steps. And in Hollyweird, you never know, he might become the next Coen brother or something.
      But as his star rises, I m sure less attention will be given to Jen and I’m curious how she’ll handle that.
      And surprising how noone else pointed that out.

  16. epmd says:

    I find him sexy and edgy. two things that are hard to come by these days in a man in any part of the country. He also comes from quite an intellectual family background and I’m sure could hold a much more engaging and informed conversation than Brad Pitt ever could and I bet Jen has learned a lot from him. hopefully he won’t lose that ability when he moves to the superficiality of LA LA land.

    • Janet says:

      If he’s an intellectual, how in the world does he manage to hold a conversation with Aniston that lasts more than five minutes? Have you ever seen her in an interview? What is the range of her interests outside of herself? She doesn’t appear to have any.

      • Rhea says:

        Well, for a starter they could talk for hours about hair products and how to maintain their body to the perfection! It’s a never ending subject, don’t you know??? 😉 To be honest, I think he is a perfect match for her. Don’t know if they truly love each other but I’m sure they have at least the same interest/hobby and like the company of each other.

      • Kim says:

        That’s true In 15 years Ive never heard her discuss any social issue.Ive never read about any hobbies .Ive never seen her discuss a book she’s reading.Fans besides yoga Who is she?

      • Cameron says:

        +1000

      • spinner says:

        …and since none of you ever had or ever will have a conversation with her…your points are moot.

      • epmd says:

        I have a highschool/college friend who made it in Hollywood. he’s educated and extremely grounded. I asked him how he stays so grounded and he told me he gets out of LA as much as possible. I think JA’s vapidness is due to her having lived out there so long and having someone like JT has helped snap her back a bit. I agree that I’ve never heard her take much of a hardline stance on things but she’s also in good graces with all the powers that be in entertainment that keep giving her movie deals even though most are duds. She doesn’t want to become political when it could impact her ability to get work. she may be very charitable and involved behind the scenes with things we don’t know about.

    • Kim says:

      Why not mention her more recent exes (Vince, Sculfor, Cooper, Butler Mayer, etc) intellect rather than the one who left her almost 8 years ago.

      • epmd says:

        because she didn’t marry any of them.

      • Trouble says:

        You know soooo little about her yet she is a famewhore!!!! Ahhh the contradictions….seems like this lady sells an image and keep her actual self private!?! Or wait no!! Can’t be she is an empty vessel…forgot where I am

      • Contrived says:

        epmd?? huh?? so you can only have a intellectual conversation with someone you marry???

        Then she definitely, needs to keep her vapid-asss the h*ll away from wedlock!

      • epmd says:

        @contrived–what I meant was that I compare JT to BP and not any of her other exes even though they are more recent because they weren’t so serious to the point that she married any of them.

    • lily says:

      …as moot as all your points about Angelina Jolie, isn’t it spinner?

      • spinner says:

        yeah…go count all of my posts on the Jolie threads. You’re going to come up short…

      • lily says:

        Nah, you act exactly the same way there as people act here – you are biased toward people you are fans of, lol.

    • Contrived says:

      Unfortunately, for just-in-it-for-the-fame he’s w/ Chinnifer, who by no means is an intellectual.

      “life’s hard get a helmet.”

      these are the type of airhead things that will pop out out of her mouth along with.

      “Yeah, I got to play dress up,” Jen said. “I do it for a living, like a retard.”

      Among the other very obvious suspiciously timed stunts of these two, there is the mere fact that they don’t seem to fit as a couple, they read false.

      It only makes it more glaringly apparent that their unity is in their mutual desperation for massive PR to generate a career for him and to keep her afloat in her sinking one.

      • Contrived says:

        to Kim: EXACT-A-F*CKING-LOUTLY!

        to spinner: no she’s only interviewed every other day and on talk shows all the time??? Oprah, how many times??? not one thing of substance has ever fallen out of that manly looking mouth of hers in all the yrs I’ve seen her.

        it’s just the same monotonous stream of…..zone, hair, weights, mexico,”wants” babies, brad, norman, yoga,Angie, margaritas, guac, norman, Brad, tequila, Angie, guac, hair, Brad, yoga,Angie, mandy, yoga,guac, messy kids, tequila, yoga, cabo,….

    • Josephina says:

      @ EPMD-

      He may be related to those in academia but he does not present as one of them. He comes off more like the black sheep in the family with a weird sensw of … everything.

      I just don’t think an intellectual would release a photo of oneself showing abs while also showing the massive amount of dark, marsh-like, pubic hair that surrounds the goodies.

      That photo kinda messed things up a bit.

      Brad Pitt? His stratsphere A-List status gets him funding and risky projects to be greenlit. It also gets him anyone and anywhere he wants to go or visit, including the White House…

    • Vesper says:

      @ epmd:

      I’m sure Brad must be soooo boring to talk to versus Justin. What would Brad possibly talk about?

      How about his experiences travelling around the world and experiencing different cultures, his ongoing involvement with various humanitarian endeavours, his talented acting career, his production company, hobbies that include flying, architecture, interior design, furniture design & sculpting. Raising six kids, three adopted from foreign cultures. That would make for one BORING conversation.

      Justin has so much more to talk about.

  17. KellyinSeattle says:

    maybe they can have an open marriage and Justin/Angie could get together..and JA/Brad could get back together sometimes…yikes! Justin looks as happy as my 16 year old when he came out from having braces on his teeth.

  18. Imelda says:

    @ Spinner I could dig in and give ya a hand out but really whats the point.
    just go with it (no pun intended!)
    if you separate the ill-will toward her from yourself and look at the comments objectively and with some humour you’ll actually get a laugh out of it i.e. Liberty.
    As for the rest its just grownups acting like adolescent’s. Quite sad really.
    Not a fan of Angie at all but I wouldn’t hate on her like that, she’s just an actress like Jen but some people clearly are different.
    Have a good one!

    • spinner says:

      Hi Imelda…such a breath of fresh air you are & I hear you loud & clear. Thanks for the good thoughts & I will hold them for you as well.

  19. Kim says:

    I dont hate Aniston as a matter of fact I’ ve never heard or read anyone say they hate.I have read dozens of comments from people who say they hate Angelina.Ive read comments about hoping her and her family die in plane crash, that her children are stillborn, calling her children racists and homophobic names.Ive yet to read a comment wishing Jennifer’s premature death.That’s hatred IMO

    • Rhea says:

      It’s true that none of us ever had–or ever will—have a conversation with the four of them. None of us knows them personally either. We could only gossiping/speculating about them based on what the media feeding to us, their interviews, photos, their characters in the movies, etc.

      None of us knows for sure their personalities behind the door. But I get that some people could get fired up in defending their favorite celebrity. Often time, like in the holy triangle case, each side of the fan group provoke the other group to fired back.

      To be fair, not all of the fans (from each side) acting like a maniac fanatic. Some of them could act fair, and I enjoy the funny argument with them. Example, they made fun of Jolie as the one who’s holding the leash and I could see the funny side of that, too. As Angie’s fan I don’t mind people making a funny remarks or having a different opinion about her as long as it doesn’t have any mean/ill-will towards her and her family. The same “policy” goes with Jen or any other celebrity. Don’t like it either when someone start bad mouthing any celebrity for their natural physical appearance.

      Personally, I think we should take a gossip with a grain of salt and a dash of humor. 😉

      • diana says:

        Most sensible comment in CB.
        I don’t get why some fans act victimised and personal when their celebrities are snarked upon, and it goes for both camps.
        The real hate… They should see the comments on Brange the first few years, as Kim said that was EVIL MINDLESS HATE.
        Have a great day 🙂

      • Contrived says:

        personally, the majority here was taking everything with a grain and humorously doing it.
        cracking jokes, speculating, having a good time.

        It’s only the fans of hers that are trying to get so serious.

        I’m so over the same tired “we don’t know these celebs in real life.” b*llshizz.

        ya, so why are you here? on a gossip thread—I swear you fans are all the same person—y’all say the same thing every time you can’t explain her behavior or actually just respond to the posters comment.

        It’s so transparent.

        And it’s your opinion to not like humorous jokes about how homely she is, but it’s other peoples opinions that—this is a freakin gossip site!! And location check—it’s called celebitchy!

        Get your big girl underpants on already!

  20. KK says:

    Hey! So Brad and Jennifer DO attract the same veiny arm types =)

    I can’t stop staring at his huge ugly veins. Eek.

  21. skuddles says:

    No doubt “beaming all night” because little dude is now set for life.

  22. Sugar says:

    i always thought the engagement timing had to do with the story they were on the outs & not about that “other” couple who was suposed to well you know…*whispers*get hitched

    aren’t these photos from right after the cab he tried to hail passed him by? sorry, but i find it funny because of his new found fame with Aniston he made that A list yet he steps outside & the cab passes him by whilst the paps catch it. being super famous has its perks eh Justin!?!

  23. Imelda says:

    Yes its called Celebitchy but its smart gossip. I genuinely love to read the regular posters and you feel you know them as they share a bit of themselves through their gossip.
    I love the dissection of things and the smart interaction – its when people constantly post the same rhetoric over and over, it gets old, no matter what the size of your pants!

  24. Nikita says:

    She is doing it again! She left Brad alone for too long while she was working or him. He could spend more time with her but i guess shes like, meh ok im a working woman you dont need to be around thats my career. I wonder if he meets Heidi in NY, i bet he does! He begs her to keep quite to the media because of his affair with Jennifer 😉

    I remeber reading an interview with brad after the divorce: i will never let it happen again, to be seperated from my woman for a long time because of my work. Thats why Angelina and i never work at the same time. And this is what really happend to Jen and Brad! They were seperated too often. THis can kill every relationship cause we are humans and we are not perfect.

    • Mac says:

      After spending nearly the past year practically joined at the hip it should be a refreshing change to spend a little time apart.

      Jennifer is a consumate professional and a team player who often works 16 hour days or whatever else is asked of her to bring in the project on time and on budget.

      Justin would probably just become a distraction to Jenn on the set and it’s probably wise that he devotes this time to his own project(s).

    • Josephina says:

      Agreed. You can see how Brad learned from his mistakes, stayed with 1 woman, and is probably in the best relationship he has had his entire life–

      Aniston? A hodge-podge of men, none of which were marriage material. Which brings us now to Justin.

      This man could not marry within a 14 year relationship. Today he is a man full of … ahem…integrity, ambition and determination eager to marry his sugarmama of less than 2 years.

      Ticky is allowed a LARGE margin of error on this one. She could be gone for 6 months, and Squiggy will still be around. Where else can he go?

    • Vesper says:

      While I’m sure distance didn’t help Brad & Jen in their relationship, it seems pretty obvious that these two have little in common. Brad has grown into a very well rounded man, who now has a wide range of interests and experiences. Jen, on the other hand, comes across as being exactly the same as she was at the beginning of her career. No new experiences, no new interests, no growth – period. And, while I don’t know her personally, I have read /seen her interviews and there is just nothing there. She has no substance whatsoever.

      • Linda says:

        Well I would say the same for you. I have been reading your comments here and you say the same things over n over n over n over———–.
        I dont know you but from what you write I would say you are vapid, not intelligent, have shown no growth and idiotic to boot.

  25. Twez says:

    He really needs a new colorist.

  26. Dana M says:

    OMG!!! I’m laughing deliriously !! I can’t stop!!
    I don’t even know where to begin….

  27. erika says:

    he looks so mean

  28. dee says:

    Upstage the Brange wedding? Puuuuleeeaaase….Brange’s have half a dozen kids together and have lived together for years. Engagement? Pfft….they should just quietly go off and make things legal. THAT was a publicity stunt! It’s a bit like closing the gate after all the cows are out!

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