There are new photos of Lindsay Lohan floating around – go here to see. She’s in New York now, and she shockingly went out partying last night, probably after she fenced the watches that she stole at that coke party in the Hollywood Hills. Does Lindsay even realize or understand how we’ve all lived through this exact same crack drama before? The Cracken heists something, The Cracken blows off the cops, The Cracken leaves town to fence her stolen wares. Next move in the Crack M.O. is to release a self-pitying statement about her own fragile crack-martyrdom. Oh, here we go:
Well, now that she’s denied it, I guess we know it’s true for sure. “Whenever I’m doing great, people fabricate lies.” Dear Crackie: Whenever you’re doing “great,” you screw yourself over by acting like a crackie. When you get a part in a Lifetime movie, you get all drunk and coked up and you crash your Porsche and lie to the police. When you get a gig on Glee, you show up late and cause crack drama. It’s a pattern of behavior that we’ve seen through the years. Self-sabatoge, Crackie, is the most dangerous thing of all.
Still, she managed to get her “business associate” to release a statement to Radar as well:
Amidst reports that Lindsay Lohan was questioned by the Los Angeles Police Department regarding an alleged burglary at Hollywood Hills mansion, her close friend and business associate, Claus Hjelmbak tells RadarOnline.com exclusively that the actress “is doing remarkably well and focused on work.”
Despite claims that Lohan was “getting the hell out of dodge,” after being questioned by the cops, Hjelmbak, who accompanied Lohan to Los Angeles International Airport on Tuesday afternoon, told RadarOnline.com exclusively: “The trip to New York City had been planned for awhile and she will be having several work meetings and spending time with her family. There was no escaping anything. I had dinner with Lindsay, Dina and her brother Cody, on Monday night at the Viceroy Hotel and she is doing remarkably well and focused on work. There was no drinking at all at dinner and Lindsay is just very excited for the future. I won’t make any more comments about Lindsay because I respect her privacy.”
Lohan and Hjelmbak, a famed celebrity broker and promoter, previously worked together when the actress hosted the Scandinavian Style Mansion party in 2008.
As we previously reported, Lohan spoke with police in Los Angeles Monday after a Hollywood Hills home she spent the night in on Sunday was burglarized. The Mean Girls star awoke to find the place, where she’s spent many a night partying, had been robbed.
The owner of the Hollywood Hills home locked the home down with all of the guests inside while authorities questioned all on the premises, according to reports. LiLo’s assistant Gavin Doyle also answered questions for investigators.
Sources connected to the investigation tell Radar: “Lindsay isn’t a suspect and was cooperative with cops during the brief time she was questioned. The notion that Lindsay is fleeing Los Angeles is just ridiculous. Lindsay can’t go anywhere without being swarmed by photographers.”
The delusions that constantly pour out of Lindsay and her sycophantic drug buddies… it just sickens me at this point. *closes eyes, chants “Crackenjuice” three times*
Still here? Ugh. Anyway, here are some photos of Lindsay and Dina leaving LA with their heisted loot. Does Dina get 15% of what Lindsay steals too? You know she does. Look at Dina’s face – that’s the face of a woman whose meal-ticket daughter just heisted something awesome.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
so a lifetime boipic and low budget porn count as “doing great” now?
Hollywood has changed.
Lies can ONLY be fabricated, since they are untrue and therefore must be created/fabricated, so since the truth simply exists and cannot be made up, the only stories that can be fabricated are lies, ergo, the word “fabricated” is redundant.
And since nobody’s making up any lies about her, that’s strike number two in the same sentence.
Go back to remedial English, Cracken.
She is never “doing great” and therefore the stuff written about her is never lies.
Obviously she has been doing great all these years, given the number of lies people have fabricated since Mean Girls. I mean, every time she’s has been in trouble wasn’t it just people lying to take advantage of her celeb status? Lies! People picking on her because she is always doing great.
I love the totally out of place line about not drinking. So subtle.
Yeah, those on the payroll always manage to throw something in there about how she wasn’t drinking or only drank water all night.
Like we don’t know “water” is Blohanese for vodka.
Y’all stop raining on Crackie’s parade!
She really needs to go to jail. As Enty said earlier today, she’s stolen thousands of dollars worth of stuff, but gets away with it. But it’s hilarious how she still thinks shes a movie star
How does this bitch not have three strikes? California is still a three-strikes state, right? Between the jewel heists and the multiple DUIs and hit-and-runs, how is this bitch not locked up for life?
I know. Absolutely pathetic. Used to have some sympathy for her, but now is total disgust.
I believe it’s because they’re all misdemeanors.
Because the jails/prisons are full of medicinal marijuana users – you know, they’re MUCH worse than Blohan! /sarcasm (for now)
Really! I am so sick of celebs getting away with things that would have you or I in jail. I suppose when they pass through the pearly gates of Hollywood they are given a “Get out of jail free” card along with their Screen Actor’s Guild union membership.
“LIES, ALL OF THEM!”
Sure Linds. Sure.
*sidenote, I’m still throwing up a little in my mouth thinking about that blind that Bellaluna brought up yeasterday; poor little Cody, he’s going to be so far gone, so soon.
Sorry, Rocket. It’s gross, I know. (I do wish I could find the damn thing though!)
Eh, Bella, everything about Lohans is gross, so I guess we should not be surprised anymore.
Still, every time my stomach gets to some level of ew-tolerance, those Lohans come forth and surprise me. They so strive to reach new depts.
what? what blind? details plz
Something along the lines that he has been promised to some dude that Blohan already is with but they are waiting until he is legal.
They had a 16 year old at their slumbercrackopolooza, as disgusting as that is to us normal folk.
Thank you for making me a normal, middle class person and not a Lohan, thank you! It’s nice to retain one’s soul and dignity.
No one in the Blohan family seems to possess either these days.
so is Cody living with The Crack Monster now? Because Dina lives in NY but Cody has been with the Cracken for awhile at the very least….
Who is Cody? (See prior posts)
Cody is her younger brother, poor thing.
Seriously, POOR LINDSAY! I mean, really, people just want to criticize her for no reason. Can’t a girl enjoy a little cracked out heist without everyone freaking out?
I just laughed reading the headline.
I mean.
Come on.
I know, me, too!! Ha ha! Crack burglar!
I wonder if the 2 guys she let in were still there when the house was on lock down? You can bet they stashed the loot out the window or up LL’s hooch, whichever one holds more is debatable.
I hope those guys talk b/c everyone knows she was behind this. crack hustlers know every trick in the book when it comes to stealing for their habit.
All I can say is if it was stored up LL’s hooch,I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn’t want it back.
She is so right. There is so much bad feelings. She is doing well, she is working. What do you people want from her? Everyone deserves second chance. You all should support her and not bring her down and wish her all the worst. You are cruel and nasty. Leave her alone!
2nd chance???
Do you live under rock? This girl has been given 100’s of chances, including escaping jail time for the same types of offenses that anyone else would have been locked away for years for.
she’s a disgusting thief and its time for her to actual pay for her crimes.
Imagine all this stealing, car crashes and every other crime she has committed being committed by someone that has never made a movie, do you really think they would still be walking the streets…hell no!
time to post the rap sheet again
I was actually the one who originally posted that, copied from a poster on TMZ. I wish I would have saved it in a word document or something so I could update it. she’s has several “incidents” since then.
@Macey-I know its been reposted & thank-you for the original post of it here on Celebitchy. Hopefully OriginalBellaLuna will have it as she has re-posted it before. lets see where it was left off…after the highway incident oh yeah the hotel incident-a few minor crashes here and there but whos counting right?
Ask and ye shall receive, ladies!
BLOHAN Biography of Civil Disobedience
October 4, 2005: Lindsay, then 19, crashes her Mercedes into the passenger side of a van that was pulling into traffic in West Hollywood. Lindsay, her passenger and the driver of the van were briefly hospitalized for minor injuries. She is not ticketed.
Jan. 4, 2006: Tells Vanity Fair she has an eating disorder and has used drugs.
July 26, 2006: Lindsay is hospitalized for “heat exhaustion” while filming ‘Georgia Rule’, though it’s widely assumed she’s actually just hungover and/or still drunk, and the movies producer writes an open letter telling her to knock it off.
Dec. 1, 2006: Dina Lohan tells Ryan Seacrest that Lindsay is in AA, but not because she has a problem. She says Lindsay only goes to meetings to hang out with her friends.
Dec. 12, 2006: Lindsay tells People she’s been in AA for a year and hasn’t had a drink in a week.
January 17, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the first time.
February 16, 2007: checks out of rehab, immediately goes to a bar until 4am.
March 6, 2007: is taped using cocaine in the bathroom of a London club.
March 16, 2007: parties and drinks champagne at a club in New York. She’s still underage at this point.
May 15, 2007: reportedly stole over $10,000 in clothes and jewelry from a 22-year-old model named Lauren Hastings.
May 26, 2007: is arrested for drunk driving after crashing her Mercedes convertible in Beverly Hills at 5:30am. She then left the scene of the accident. Police also found a “usable” amount of cocaine in her car. It’s her third car crash in two years.
May 28, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the second time.
July, 14, 2007: checks out of rehab. That very same day she goes to Vegas and parties at Pure.
July 24, 2007: while high on cocaine, Lindsay goes on a high speed chase in a stolen Denali down PCH, reaching speeds of 100 miles per hour, that ends when a woman calls Santa Monica police saying Lohan is trying to run her down with a car. Lindsay is arrested on five counts, including driving under the influence of alcohol, driving on a suspended license and possession of narcotics. Police again find cocaine, this time in her pocket. Lindsay tells police they aren’t her pants.
July 25, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the third time.
August 3, 2007: a report says Lindsay lost a Louis Vuitton endorsement deal because she kept stealing their clothes during photo shoots.
August 23, 2007: Lohan gets charged with seven misdemeanor counts for her two DUI arrests earlier that year. She reaches a plea deal, saying she would spend one day in jail, serve 10 days of community service and complete a drug-treatment program. Lohan is placed on 36 months’ probation and required to complete an 18-month alcohol-education program and pay a $300 fine.
October 5, 2007: checks out of rehab for the third time.
November 15, 2007: begins her 1 day jail sentence, her punishment for getting two DUI’s just two months apart, including the car chase in a stolen car while high on coke. She’s released 84 minutes later due to overcrowding.
December 31, 2007: In a video posted on TMZ, Lohan drinks straight from a bottle of champagne while partying in Italy.
May 6, 2008: steals an $11,000 fur coat from a party in New York; is later photographed wearing it.
October 2008: a civil lawsuit is filed against Lindsay by three people who were in the Denali during her July 24, 2007, DUI arrest.
March 13, 2009: Warrant for her arrest issued regarding possible parole violations (alleged failure to attend counseling).
March 25, 2009: Lindsay is photographed wearing a stolen earring.
April 12, 2009: The cops are called after Lindsay tries to break into than girlfriends Samantha Ronsons house. No charges are ever filed.
March 16, 2009: Warrant is recalled after Lindsay’s lawyer clears up the “misunderstanding.”
June 16, 2009: after Lindsay does a photo shoot for Elle magazine, $400,000 in diamonds that were used in the shoot are missing.
October 16, 2009: Lohan shows up more than an hour late to a probation hearing in Beverly Hills for a progress review on her two DUI cases. She has yet to complete the alcohol counseling program she was ordered to attend in August, but is given another year to do so. The judge warns Lindsay she will go to jail if she keeps skipping meetings and “thumbing her nose” at the court.
February 8, 2010 According to her probation report, Lindsay failed a drug test a month after leaving rehab.
February 22, 2010: Lindsay admits to using cocaine.
April 14, 2010: skips a court ordered deposition related to civil suit. She is photographed out shopping.
April 21, 2010: misses a second deposition related to civil suit; says she couldn’t get a ride to court by 10 a.m. Was photographed at 2:30 a.m. leaving a club.
April 23, 2010: named a suspect in the theft of a $35,000 Rolex, is later photographed wearing it.
April 30, 2010: has yet to complete her alcohol education classes, which is a violation of her probation. She now has 8 days to complete her final 4 classes. These are the same classes she was ordered to attend in August of 2007. She was given 18 months to attend 13 classes. She’s attended 9 in three years.
May 4, 2010: shows up 22-minutes late for the third attempt at the civil-case deposition; was at Chateau Marmont the night before until 2am.
May 19, 2010: with 3 more alcohol education classes yet to be completed and only one day to do it, Lindsay goes to France and stays for almost a week. This is a direct violation of her probation.
May 20, 2010: Photos surface of Lindsay and what appears to be cocaine on a table and rolled up dollar bills in her hand
May 24, 2010: back in court, Lindsay is not sent to jail after repeatedly violating her probation, but instead is made to wear a bracelet to detect alcohol, a ban on drinking and random weekly drug testing.
June 8, 2010: her alcohol monitor bracelet goes off, indicating that Lindsay is drinking. An arrest warrant is issued, but she posts a $200,000 bail before it is carried out.
July 6, 2010: Lohan is sentenced to 90 days in jail and 90 days in rehab for violating her probation and skipping her alcohol education classes. “I did everything that I was told to do and did the best I could,” Lindsay tells the judge.
July 20, 2010: Lindsay begins her 90 day jail sentence. 12 days later, she’s released due to over crowding.
August 2, 2010: begins her court ordered 90 day drug rehab. 23 days later, she’s released.
August 26, 2010: is given stricter probation terms, including random drug testing.
September 17, 2010: fails a drug test, testing positive for cocaine. This is a direct violation of her probation.
September 24, 2010: instead of going to jail, Lindsay is fitted with another alcohol detection bracelet and allowed to live at home while awaiting a full hearing for her parole violation.
October 22, 2010: is given yet another warning by a judge, and instead of jail, is again sent to rehab, this time for 90 days. Is told by the judge that if she drinks or violates her probation in any way, she will be sent to jail for 180 days. Later, her probation report would reveal that Lindsay drank while in rehab and tested positive for alcohol use one month after leaving rehab. No charges are ever filed.
December 12, 2010: Lindsay is allegedly caught sneaking out of rehab and going to a bar, and then hits the rehab staff member who confronts her.
January 3, 2011: Lohan finishes her fourth stay in rehab and moves into an apartment in Venice, California.
January 4, 2011: The Riverside County Sheriff’s Department determines that Lindsay Lohan violated probation during her time in rehab by leaving the property, drinking, and assaulting a staff member. No charges are ever filed.
January 22, 2011: Lohan goes to a jewelry store with a friend who distracts the clerk while she steals a $2,500 necklace.
February 9, 2011: Lohan is charged with felony grand theft.
April 22, 2011: Lindsay is found guilty of violating her probation and sentenced to 120 days in jail.
May 11, 2011: Lindsay pleads no-contest to her theft charges, but is not given any additional jail time, and instead of beginning her 120 day sentence for parole violation, she will be allowed to serve that sentence at home with an electronic monitor for the next 35 days, and WILL STILL GET RELEASED EARLY DUE TO PRISON OVER CROWDING, even though she’s not actually in prison. Because of this, she will only “serve” about 14 days at her condo near the beach.
June 22, 2011: Hoping to conduct a “turn around” lifestyle interview with Matt Lauer and the Today Show, with segments on E!, Lindsay pulls the “Ultimate Diva” routine, and blows off the Lauer interview. Matt flew 3000 miles to conduct the interview.
June 23, 2011: Lindsay tests positive for alcohol allegedly consumed while conducting a “roof top” party for her friends at her Venice Beach apartment. During her house arrest, Lindsay conducted interviews, shot commercials, and read many scripts in her spare time, so she claims. Lindsay is to appear in court today with further recommendations by the County Probation Department
July 1, 2011- Lindsay Lohan is summoned to court for not completing her community service on time. The judge gives her a 1 year extension.
August 13, 2011- Lindsay Lohan gets plastered at Kim Kardashian wedding while Mom, Dina lohan, is seen feeding her daughter shots.
August 23, 2011- Lindsay Lohan sues Pitbull for mentioning her name in his song
September 14th, 2011- Lindsay Lohan makes a scene at a fashion event and throws a drink at an unsuspecting waitor which was meant for a photographer who later trashes her on twitter.
October 13th, 2011- Lindsay Lohan is kicked out of her community service due to lack of participation. She would not show up for days and when she did attend she would only stay for one hour and leave.
October 14th, 2011- Lindsay, after finding out that she has been skipping on community service, it is also found she is blowing off counseling which was mandated by the court. This is direct violation of her probation.
Oct 19th 2011- In court, Judge Saunter revokes bail and tells Lindsay directly to complete 16 hours of community at the Los Angelas county morgue to be started on October 20th.
Oct 20th 2011- Lindsay is a no show at the county morque. This is direct violation of the judges orders
Oct 25th 2011- Lindsay Lohan decide to pose fully nude in Playboy while mom, Dina, overlooks the photoshoot.
November 2nd 2011- Lindsay Lohan gets another slap on the wrist. The judge sentences her to 1 day in jail for violating her probation. She also must serve the rest of her community service at the morgue.
November 9th 2011- Lindsay Lohan checks into Los Angelas county jail and serves only 4 hours of her 30 day sentence due to “overcrowding.”
March 3rd, 2012- Lindsay tries to make her comeback on SNL. She later gets slammed by critics for reading cue cards. She later blames the writers of the show.
March 14th, 2012- Lindsay Lohan leaves a club and hits a man with her car and runs off. She later switches seats with her passenger. No charges were filed.
March 15th, 2011- Lindsay is seen the night after the alleged hit and run coming out of yet another Hollywood club.
March 18th. 2011- Lindsay Lohan puts herself under house arrest to avoid any trouble until her next court hearing.
March 29th, 2012- Lindsay Lohan has finally been taken of formal probation. She gets strict orders from the judge to quit clubbing and shapen up.
April 4th, 2012- Lindsay Lohan is involved in an alleged altercation and assault at The Standard Hotel and Night Club a few days after the judges warning. She denies that she was even there but 3 witnesses and a surveillance videos says otherwise. No charges are ever filed.
April 19th, 2012- Lindsay Lohan gets into yet another altercation at the same nightclub. A woman’s friend alleges Lindsay threw her drink at her friend. Her father Michael who was present denies the story. No charges are ever filed.
April 23, 2012- Rosie O’ Donnell slams Lindsay on the Today Show saying she is in no position to work and is horrible for the role of Liz Taylor. Michael Lohan fires back saying Rosie is a loser.
April 24, 2012- Lindsay Lohan is late to shoot her guest spot on Glee. Cast member later slams her on twitter saying it was unprofessional.
June 3rd, 2012- Reports come out slamming Lindsay Lohan portraying Elizabeth Taylor. Reports form people on set she is a mess, missing lines and constantly needs cigarette breaks.
June 8th, 2012- Lindsay Lohan is in a serious accident on the Pacific Coast Highway when she rear ends an 18 wheeler. Her and her assistant are rushed to the hospital with injuries and later released.
June 8th, 2012- The driver releases a statement saying Lindsay tried to escape the scene of the accident and payoff the driver.
And this account doesn’t include the clipping of a baby in stroller IN A CROSSWALK RIGHT AFTER HER LICENSE WAS RE-INSTATED!
Ladies, it’s time for our bedtime Cracktini. Cheers!
Macey, thank you for being the one to share this rap sheet of wonder with us.
bells, I knew you had it! Thanks to you for keeping it somewhere.
Now we need to keep it updated, this may have to be at least a part time position with benefits. There is a lot of work involved!
Crackmosas,please for me, I could use the bubbles. Rim those glasses with sea jasper!
One tray of super-duper large crackmosas coming up for my CB gal pals!
I can’t wait until she starts doing great, so I can fabricate some awesome lies!
Actually, the owner didn’t directly accuse Lindsay but rather two guys she brought with her. I wondered if she was paying off a dealer that way… In any case, we haven’t heard anything more about the mysterious two guys in a while. I figure that if they’re cleared, Lindsay is a tad less suspicious. If they’re not cleared or nowhere to be found, uh-oh for Linds.
i thought the same thing!
In the photo of her out partying last night I just want to reach into the photo grab her and shake the stupid smirk right off that bloated face…but she wouldn’t have felt it she is so stoned and out of it the girl behind her is literally guiding her out of the hotel and into the car…even those dark glasses can’t hide that fact…That Daily Mail article that went with pictures was so full of bullshy I don’t know how that person fingers didn’t fall off from rot from exposure to all of that crap…..
and were did she get that black outfit ..Whore Vampires of Hollywood…? God she is so descusting…and to make a asinine statement like that show how completely psychopathic she really is…She need instutionalized…for others people safety.along with that crazy mother of hers…
*closes eyes, chants “Crackenjuice” three times*
Ia, ia, Lohan fhtagn
I got put in jail when I was in Russia, for trading some Levi’s for a Russian fur hat. She should be put in jail (not just for DUIs and stealing), but because of that hat.
Could we send her to Russian prison?
If she was good and drunk and high, we could fly her cargo and she’d never even know! 🙂 (I like your thinking, ladies!)
By whose standards is she doing great?
Lindsay Lohan, international woman of misery. She’s one for the history books ain’t she? Mata Hari must be so jealous…
i’m at the point where I really just hate her, she’s not even entertaining anymore. I’d love to see her serve done hard time in jail or be charged in a major lawsuit for driving into sometimes house or
something.
Three things:
I am annoyed by wasted talent.
I find it funny that her Twitter profile pic is her as Elizabeth Taylor.
She looks almost the same age as her mother.
Almost?? lol
Hilarious that you used this pic of her for the story!
YES! I can’t get enough of this fat face pic and the pink coat one…amazing.
Yeah, she’s doing super great! De-crack-lusional! Why are her clothes so awful these days. I get that she ruined her face with drugs and fillers, but her clothes are just ridiculous! The leggings and sheer blouse combo is just awful. She used to dress really well. Everything she wears is so odd.
When did she ever dress “really well” ? Ugh. I want to shower every time I see a pic of her.
OK, “really well” is relative. The shit she wears now, looks so cheap and is so aging. I think the real issue is that no stylists will work with her and no brands will lend her clothes as she cannot stop stealing them or if she does return them they smell like smoke and have crack pipe burns all over.
tune in tomorrow for another episode of ‘As the CrackenWorld Turns’ *dramatic organ music*
Sugar,
that was awesome!!!!!!!
LOL she makes it so dang easy for us
LMFAO!!!!
As usual, she is playing the ‘blame game’, and she is really good at it!!
Well, if you don’t believe that Lindsay is innocent, you are just wrong. Because everyone who was home-schooled at the Dina Lohan School of Crackassery knows that TWEETING MAKES IT TRUE.
There’s a gallery of Liz Taylor pics on nymag currently, and you know what? Lindsay Lohan actually looks NOTHING LIKE HER! Surprised? Me neither.
hahhahahha THIS:
“….at Dina’s face – that’s the face of a woman whose meal-ticket daughter just heisted something awesome.”
No drinking, huh? lol If that bitch has any more surgery on her nose, it’ll disappear! Ugh, she makes me sicker than Kim Kardashian does.
Haha. Why is it every time someone releases a statement on her behalf they always throw in “there was no drinking at dinner/lunch/breakfast/out at bar”? Doesn’t that mean anything to her? I know, I know I was kidding with the last question. 😉
The laces in my sneakers have more talent than crackie does.
I cannot imagine how Lindsay would function on a daily basis if the paps finally gave up on her & moved on to someone more ‘worthy’.
She always looks so pleased with herself when the cameras are on her.
UGh those LIPS!
At this point all anyone can conclude is she is mentally ill. No one sane could be this irrational.
Kleptomaniac alcoholic drug addict *multiple issues* pathological liar, bipolar.
It’s a wonder more bad things aren’t happening. I think that’s the premise her “team” operates under. She’s lucky to be working at all in between her one woman crime wave.
she is mentally ill.
the reason for that is an unstable childhood filled with wrong values.
this is the reason a lot of people have felt for her.
but here is the deal: circa 11% of people are what is called GWCs -grown wounded children. They suffer for lifetime.
the difference between lindsay and others is, that non-celeb GWCs cant get away with their childlike, egocentric behaviour, at some point they loose their pals, they hit their boundaries, and people tell them to go fuck themselves cauz they cant put up with their bullshit anymore.
whereas lindsay is told that it is everyone elses fault and even her mother is afraid of being cut off by her so she is rather like “go tell people you are fine” INSTEAD OF doing the work to really getting her better.
and she has no sense of how the public views her.
just exactly HOW do you expect people to believe you are doing fine when you frequent parties like these? as an “ex”-alcoholic and addict??? it´s probably all tea and bible studies in multimillion HW-hills-mansions, right?
And she was photographed not too long ago, again with coke on her nightstand behind her. Does she think everyone is retarded to believe she is doing great?
I have long lost all respect for her.
I rooted for her for the longest time.
I used to be a fan of hers.
She disappointed me (and everyone else again, and again, and again…and again)
I never dropped a comment like “OD already”, but if you dont wanna be a butt-joke, dont act like a fucking lunatic.
Yes because her 10 million brushes with the law and drugged out SNL appearance were all a complete fabrication. Just wake me when she dies of an overdose or in a car accident. We ALL now that’s where this is headed.
The first step is admitting you have a problem and she hasn’t even gotten to the FIRST STEP yet. After all of these years!!!
The fact that her mother seems so much younger than her is just gross.
Has she ever admitted any wrong-doing in her life? This habit of celebrities where they avoid the “negative press” and only focus on the positive, is not a healthy or smart thing to do–it’s actually called being in DENIAL. You’re a delusional little crackie, and you should really wake the F up.
Ajax she ever admitted wrong doing? nope she can’t because in her mind we are the problem. maybe just once if she truly conveyed remorse I know I would be pulling for her but she puts the blame on everyone else which is why it’s so difficult to empathize or sympathize with her.
All the recent stories about her making so much money (lies) and spending $$$$ on her brother were just a way to make people think she is successful and therefore has no reason to steal. Ha.
THIS!!!!
Once, just ONCE, I would like this crack ho to have to go before one judge and one judge alone…JUDGE JUDY.
JJ did indeed coin the phrase, “That doesn’t make sense. If it doesn’t make sense, it isn’t true.” She would “B*tch please” Crackie into jail. Trust.
Ughh
Thats the only word that comes to mind looking at crackie and crackie mom… just ughhh
So, she flies into NYC & goes straight to The Dream, owned by her “john”, Vikram. Convenient.
C’mon people, she’s crackaliciously doing great..I’m sure her dealer will testify under oath .
What a sad mess of self-delusion this poor girl is.
What irritates me is that if it was any of us we’d be in JAIL for doing half the stuff she gets away with. Even Prince Harry would be in the deepest of s#!t but the Cracken? Aw hell naw. She just floats on.
She may well be perfectly innocent here but she’s “lashed out at fabrications” before only to subsequently have her trousers combust. “I was never in the jewellry store; I was never in the club; these aren’t my pants; I love my work at the Womens Center; I wasn’t driving; my breaks failed; I’m a homebody…” Giving her the benefit of the doubt is generally not something that pays a good return on investment.
Rap sheet above, as requested.
THIS bitch. I don’t even know what else to say, other than the delusion is strong in this one.
LOL – when has Lindsay Lohan EVER been “doing great”??? Ever?!
Always, of course. She’s always “doing great and working!”
Also, “fabricate lies” is redundant.
GAWD!!! Her ‘fashion sense’ is as MESSED up as her mental health sense!!!
GAWD! i can’t take it! a black/grey TWEED, big brimmed hat? in SUMMER? in freaking NYC?
Tweed folks. yeah, T-W-E-E-D, it’s a fabric made from woven wool, you know, SHEEP, those animals w/ soft, fluffy, hair?
then…paired w/ black tights (tights, those aren’t leggings, there’s an opaque sheerness to them) and that god freakin’ awful sheer black shirt.
GAWD!!! let her drive drunk to eternity just fix her messed up fashion!
and take some scissor shears to you head you fool, your wiggy, long extensions! one 1/2″ more and you’ll be able to braid your head hair w/ your PUBIC hair!
in LL’s case, i’m often reminded of the phrase: “Why make lies, when the truthS are so much crazier”.
thing is, most of the reports on her really do fall in the “you can’t make this sh!t up!!1one!!” category, like when you read through the rap sheet posted above (thanks Macey, thanks TO Bellaluna!).
the gossip fanfiction writers just can’t keep up with the sheer out-of-this-worldness, they spontaneously combust and learned their lesson: sit back, relax, watch the news write themselves.
She’s saying “doing great” ?
Always drunk and her drug addict appearance is a fabricated lie ! Come on !
Who will believe that ?
poor washed up girl….so sad!
wake me when she finally kicks the bucket.