Kim Kardashian’s spiderweb cutout dress: ridiculous and unflattering?

These are some new photos of Kim Kardashian out last night in New York City and OMG OMG how unflattering is this dress? Obviously, Kim rarely wears flattering clothes, but this spiderweb-boob dress is epic in its own special way. Epic like a tornado of terrible. I don’t know who designed this (it kind of looks like Narciso Rodriguez?), but I feel pretty confident that it was not made for a really curvy girl to stuff her massive bolt-ons into it. The way it fits on the top – that’s not the way any dress should fit. Ever.

Would you like more Kardashian gossip? Of course you would. Some highlights from the past few days:

*Kim is headed to the Democratic convention in Charlotte, maybe. She tweeted that she was headed to the “official DNC after party” which I guess is tonight. Ugh.

*Kim was interview on CNBC and she talked about her business empire and the economy. No joke.

*Kim was also on The View yesterday – Barbara Walters asked her if she was thinking about marrying Kanye and having Kanye-babies, to which Kim said, “Technically I’m still married… Anything I’d be in now would be a permanent relationship.” She added that she “thinks” West is her “perfect match…. At the space that I am in life now, kids are definitely something I want… I think I wanted that before. I think I fell in love so quickly and wanted that to be my life so badly but I just didn’t take the time to find someone.” Kim also claimed: “I care more about the simple things. You really figure out what’s important in life. I value time more; staying at home, doing nothing, cooking in. I’m not all about the glitz and glam of a relationship.”

*Kanye raps about Kim’s sex tape in his new song, “Clique”. The lyric is: “Eat breakfast at Gucci. My girl a superstar all from a home movie.” I don’t really get why everyone is making a big deal about that? Kanye speaks the truth, and at least he acknowledges why Kim is famous. Meh.

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

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  1. B says:

    I hope Kanye didn’t pick that out for her.

    • BB says:

      It doesn’t matter what Kim wears, blogs keep reporting on her. This is the third or fourth story on Kim this week on this site. She clearly is doing something right for people to keep reporting on her.

      • hmm says:

        NEWSFLASH: blogs get paid by celebs to keep them in the news. So now you will hear about certain celebs whether there is a story or not. Sad but true.

      • B says:

        I don’t care if sites report on her, I just think that dress is hideous. If Kanye made her wear it, either he’s playing a joke on her or he really shouldn’t be sticking his nose in women’s fashion. She’s better off dressing from her Sears collection.

    • only1shmoo says:

      This! My first thought was, ‘Kanye picked that out for her!’

  2. dorothy says:

    Everything she’s worn lately has been horrendous. She looks like a sausage casing.

  3. rumbleseat says:

    It makes her look fat and it doesn’t fit! And it gives her boob sag, an accomplishment for sure if you have bolt-ons.

    • gg says:

      That side view especially makes her look like a two-bit LA tramp. And I’ll say it – her ass looks like she eats pie every day.

  4. Diane* says:

    How can she possibly think she looks good in that? Ugh.

  5. Hannah says:

    You’re right, she rarely wears flattering things. But this is just downright vulgar.

  6. Babette says:

    Hideous! It looks like someone strapped on two of the masks Hannibal Lecter wore in “Silence of the Lambs” to her boobs. This is not flattering in any way, shape, or form.

  7. TheOriginalTiffany says:

    This monstrosity leaves me speechless. Back fat you can see from the front? Too long on a short girl and the boobs are down to her waist and trying to make an escape from the shame.

    The side view is worse. My eyes. I cannot unsee this spiderweb boob holder of doom mess ever!

    • TG says:

      I know gross it looks like fat is oozing out all over her. Gross. Why are the Dems letting her come to the convention?

  8. bros says:

    did she rob some olympians of their kinesio tape? she looks like a referee at a halloween p0rn convention. just awful. I’d love to know what goes on in her brain when she dresses herself and stares in the mirror.

  9. Tiffany27 says:

    I got not jokes. This dress is the ugliest f**king thing I have ever seen. Nobody stopped this chick from leaving the house looking like a psychotic hooker?

  10. Birdie says:

    Wow, her boobs try to escape. Anyway, can we talk about Khloe for a second? She rarely tweets anymore (yeah I check it), maybe she’s finally preggers? Does anyone care but me? Lol.

    • Kimlee says:

      Well she said she wanted to focuse on her marriage, maybe that’s what she doing.

    • TG says:

      I care @Birdie – I only follow them on their show and whatever I read on here but the more I know about them the more I think Khloe is the most sane, geniune and caring of them all. I think that is due to the fact that she probably has felt like an outsider and the ugly duckling her entire life. I am sure Kimmy and Mommy Dearest did their best to rub it in that Khloe wasn’t the pretty one and the “favorite”. Ugh. I really can’t stand Kim and Kris they are so vile. They should go live on an island together where they can love on one another all day. I wish Khloe would dump her mom and Kim for good.

  11. shewolf says:

    I wouldnt say she looks horrible because she certainly does not! Its not a great dress though. With a chest like that you can’t let the girls out… it will always look cheap. I think it was probably designed with a flat chested woman in mind. I think Gwen Stefani could rock it.

  12. amanda says:

    Is she pregnant? When you’re famous for getting naked on tape there is really no other excuse to go out in public looking so fat. “Curvy”, I know, I know.

  13. Lisa says:

    Are the Kardashians ever anything BUT ridiculous?

  14. ZigZagZoey says:

    It’s pretty much impossible to FLATter her body in any way isn’t it?

    I would love it if Kanye dumped her in some horribly embarrassing way. I might even like him a tiny bit if he did.

    • TrustMeOnThis says:

      No wai, they are perfect for each other. Hopefully they’ll settle down and have kids and everyone will forget all about her.

  15. d says:

    TOO, TOO TRY-HARD.

  16. yuck says:

    The outfit is hideous, she has fat lumps hanging from the cut-outs. Someone please tell me when the reign of the Kardashians is going to end. I find it disgusting that this family has somehow become iconic in our culture–for what, conspicuous, over-the-top, gluttonous consumption? Classless, tasteless, and fake family interactions? Someone wake me when this is over, I just cannot stand to see ANY of them in any public venue anymore.

    And if the DNC has really arranged for a Kardashian–ANY Kardashian–to show up at one of their parties, well, that to me is confirmation that our country’s ruling elites have lost their minds. Step right up to the Apocalypse, folks, the Kardashians are offering discounted seats to those buying their tickets before 12/21/12.

  17. km says:

    I feel bad for her. I really do think Kanye is styling her, but he’s putting Kim in stuff that Amber Rose could wear, no Kim.

  18. KellyinSeattle says:

    Those big boys are giving her double trouble. She needs a better bra. And the outfit – there are no words, except it’s one of the few dresses/outfits that goes below her knees. Usually we have to see her shanks as well.

  19. marie says:

    “tornado of terrible” describes it perfectly..

  20. AnnieN says:

    All I could think of…

    Do your boobs hang low?
    Do they wobble to and fro?
    Can you tie them in a knot?
    Can you tie them in a bow?
    Can you throw them o’er your shoulder
    like a continental soldier?
    Do your boobs hang low?

    Not a very flattering dress

    • TG says:

      Oh my gosh AnnieN – I am laughing my head off over here. Is that a Kanye song? LOL

    • TheOriginalTiffany says:

      I always thought it was
      Does your dick hang low?

      It’s way more amusing that way to me, go ahead sing it in your mind. See? Haha!

      My cousin taught me that as a kid and I used to think I was so badass for singing a dick limerick!

  21. DEB says:

    mmmmOOOOOOOOOoooooooo. Big Fake udders.

  22. judyjudy says:

    Wow.

  23. I.want.shoes says:

    Her face can’t hide the fact that even she knows she looks like crap.

  24. Memory30 says:

    She has no support at all. That dress is to small for her.

  25. Eileen says:

    All that money but apparently none spent on a decent full length mirror? Then again a compact sized mirror would’ve kept that hefty bag off of me,,lol, or anyone who remotely cared about me in my life! That is beyond fugly

  26. ladybert62 says:

    How do we spell hideous? Kim Kardashian.

    I bet her lawyer father is turning over in his grave at the thought of this pimped out daughter.

    That dress is beyond laughable.

  27. G says:

    This is what happens when your main occupation is trying to top yourself looks-wise everyday.

  28. BLOGAHOLIC says:

    That’s what happens when you let Kanye dress you. Idiot

    • Ming Lee says:

      i second this. ever since she’s let kanye dress her her style has gotten even worse. this dress is so many types of wrong. she needs to dress for her shape, but rarely does. i find it so odd that no one would help her with that.

  29. Nessa says:

    This dress is wrong on so many levels.

  30. Tamara says:

    That woman’s ass should be considered a crime against humanity…

  31. LeslieM says:

    Ugliest dress ever!

  32. Marion says:

    Am I the only one who thinks the dress reminds me of one of those bras you wear when you’re breastfeeding?

  33. bea says:

    The way the dress is constructed makes her breasts appear to be located really far south on her body. Not very flattering.

  34. Mingy says:

    Looks like Kanye bought that dress for Amber and she didnt take it with her when she left…Amber would kill it in that dress…Kim? not so much..

  35. tru tru says:

    “not about the glitz and glamour?”

    she is so dumb, she says stuff and contradicts her own self constantly.

    just DUMB and I blame her mammy, yeah she got them millions but STILL not interview coach.

    what a piece of work.

  36. HillbillyintheCorner says:

    That is a dress that only a man or a woman who is completely under the thumb of a man would wear….Its hideous !!!… Her ass is a mile wide in that thing and sticks out about a mile as well and the top is pure nasty…no support what so every ..no style and rounchy…Yep Kanye picked it out..looks just like the tramp style he goes for…
    I have no respect of this woman she is so plastic…so fake ….

  37. mar says:

    OMG she looks gross!!!!!!

  38. bondbabe says:

    Sling-Boob!

  39. pinchofsalt says:

    My eyes are bleeding. Hideous dress!!!

  40. Samantha says:

    Can’t stand the sight of that dress let alone the (useless)entity inhabiting it!

  41. Shelly says:

    Her poor breasts. They are being strangled by an alien creature.

  42. Natalina says:

    eww those bewbs are gross

  43. BaZaam says:

    Let’s face it, she’s got nothin’ else. What else is she gonna do? She’s got no education, her “business” empire consists of posing for pictures with products other people design and market, and all of it is based upon her willingness to be filmed in her natural state cavorting with one in a long line of partners. I’d say she’s just TCB, baby! 😉

  44. skuddles says:

    EWWWWWWWW GROSS!! :O

    That is all.

  45. Mara says:

    Kim looks so tacky in this dress and very cheap ,she have no shame to go out looking like this.

  46. carol says:

    i am speechless. yuk – i guess

  47. JRenee says:

    unattractive dress and not flattering at all on her.

  48. Micah says:

    Heinous tit sling.

    • Camille says:

      Micah-u cracked me up
      Hush-the “club” she’s hosting is a massive sh-thole…way to go Kris (mom-not current husband) but if Kim wears this get-up she will fit right in

  49. Camille says:

    First let me ask…is kayne mad at her? that dress is a punishment yuck
    2nd the “after party” for the dnc is a shithole club-hush-in Charlotte she will fit right in

  50. Camille says:

    1. If kayne styles her he must be pissed off cause that dress is a punishment
    2. Hush-the afterparty she’s hosting in Charlotte is a total shithole-she should fit right in…especially if she wears this

  51. faye says:

    Makes her look fat and short.

  52. Jilly Bean says:

    eease up on the facial injections there…yikes!

  53. Deniz says:

    I don’t know who it was who commented about this first, but every SINGLE time I see Kim in something tight, I think about how much her ass looks like it’s wearing a diaper. I can’t stoppppp thikning about it ahhhhhh.

  54. crazycatlady says:

    I am so sick of this animated rubber doll masquerading as a human. You can tell in these photos she’s had a bit too much Botox at her weekly plastics appointment…

    She wants FAME so badly, eh? She’ll go down in history as the most vain, shallow, vapid creature ever to walk this planet.

    She makes Mitt Romney look like Gandhi.

  55. MW says:

    Side-boob and that butt she is so proud of . . . There is nothing left to say.

  56. midnightmoon says:

    that bra crap is nip slip designed to happen. holy wow kamole. that is some serious 80s slut zombie dressing. i do not mean to insult the sluts of the world. i’m just saying, that was standard gear. i am old enough. i remember. great vintage look, there, kimmy. you are fashion forward, girl.

  57. Random Devotchka says:

    I actually kind of like this dress. Does this mean I am terrible?

    • MW says:

      No. I don’t hate it. So, to be fair, I would really like to see how it was supposed to look – on maybe Miranda Kerr, or somebody like that. Not Kim SAUSAGED into it, as usual, tailored to accentuate that BUTT, like a Spanx explosion waiting to happen.

  58. palermo says:

    Her breasts hang pretty low considering they are implants. I HATE side boob, nothing looks cheaper. Also she is too stumpy in the legs to wear that length. Other than all that she looks great LOL

  59. citygirlsf says:

    Lip job.

  60. jen7waters says:

    Ugh

  61. kibbles says:

    You can see her nipples through the small holes. The dress looks cheap but I think that is the point, right? Because she’s not wearing it for the girls, she’s wearing it for all the boys out there who likes a woman with big boobs and junk in the trunk. I think there are a lot of men out there who’d love to see a curvy woman in a dress like this. Kanye probably loves this on her.

  62. gregg says:

    I got the scoop on Kim’s upcoming b-day bash