These are some new photos of Kim Kardashian out last night in New York City and OMG OMG how unflattering is this dress? Obviously, Kim rarely wears flattering clothes, but this spiderweb-boob dress is epic in its own special way. Epic like a tornado of terrible. I don’t know who designed this (it kind of looks like Narciso Rodriguez?), but I feel pretty confident that it was not made for a really curvy girl to stuff her massive bolt-ons into it. The way it fits on the top – that’s not the way any dress should fit. Ever.
Would you like more Kardashian gossip? Of course you would. Some highlights from the past few days:
*Kim is headed to the Democratic convention in Charlotte, maybe. She tweeted that she was headed to the “official DNC after party” which I guess is tonight. Ugh.
*Kim was interview on CNBC and she talked about her business empire and the economy. No joke.
*Kim was also on The View yesterday – Barbara Walters asked her if she was thinking about marrying Kanye and having Kanye-babies, to which Kim said, “Technically I’m still married… Anything I’d be in now would be a permanent relationship.” She added that she “thinks” West is her “perfect match…. At the space that I am in life now, kids are definitely something I want… I think I wanted that before. I think I fell in love so quickly and wanted that to be my life so badly but I just didn’t take the time to find someone.” Kim also claimed: “I care more about the simple things. You really figure out what’s important in life. I value time more; staying at home, doing nothing, cooking in. I’m not all about the glitz and glam of a relationship.”
*Kanye raps about Kim’s sex tape in his new song, “Clique”. The lyric is: “Eat breakfast at Gucci. My girl a superstar all from a home movie.” I don’t really get why everyone is making a big deal about that? Kanye speaks the truth, and at least he acknowledges why Kim is famous. Meh.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
I hope Kanye didn’t pick that out for her.
It doesn’t matter what Kim wears, blogs keep reporting on her. This is the third or fourth story on Kim this week on this site. She clearly is doing something right for people to keep reporting on her.
NEWSFLASH: blogs get paid by celebs to keep them in the news. So now you will hear about certain celebs whether there is a story or not. Sad but true.
I don’t care if sites report on her, I just think that dress is hideous. If Kanye made her wear it, either he’s playing a joke on her or he really shouldn’t be sticking his nose in women’s fashion. She’s better off dressing from her Sears collection.
This! My first thought was, ‘Kanye picked that out for her!’
Everything she’s worn lately has been horrendous. She looks like a sausage casing.
Ditto.
Yup, but sausage casings shouldn’t have holes. Tacky tacky tacky.
I’m surprised this silly ho hasn’t worn an “outfit” made of body paint.
It makes her look fat and it doesn’t fit! And it gives her boob sag, an accomplishment for sure if you have bolt-ons.
That side view especially makes her look like a two-bit LA tramp. And I’ll say it – her ass looks like she eats pie every day.
How can she possibly think she looks good in that? Ugh.
You’re right, she rarely wears flattering things. But this is just downright vulgar.
Hideous! It looks like someone strapped on two of the masks Hannibal Lecter wore in “Silence of the Lambs” to her boobs. This is not flattering in any way, shape, or form.
Hahhaahhahaha
LOL
This monstrosity leaves me speechless. Back fat you can see from the front? Too long on a short girl and the boobs are down to her waist and trying to make an escape from the shame.
The side view is worse. My eyes. I cannot unsee this spiderweb boob holder of doom mess ever!
I know gross it looks like fat is oozing out all over her. Gross. Why are the Dems letting her come to the convention?
did she rob some olympians of their kinesio tape? she looks like a referee at a halloween p0rn convention. just awful. I’d love to know what goes on in her brain when she dresses herself and stares in the mirror.
I got not jokes. This dress is the ugliest f**king thing I have ever seen. Nobody stopped this chick from leaving the house looking like a psychotic hooker?
Wow, her boobs try to escape. Anyway, can we talk about Khloe for a second? She rarely tweets anymore (yeah I check it), maybe she’s finally preggers? Does anyone care but me? Lol.
Well she said she wanted to focuse on her marriage, maybe that’s what she doing.
I care @Birdie – I only follow them on their show and whatever I read on here but the more I know about them the more I think Khloe is the most sane, geniune and caring of them all. I think that is due to the fact that she probably has felt like an outsider and the ugly duckling her entire life. I am sure Kimmy and Mommy Dearest did their best to rub it in that Khloe wasn’t the pretty one and the “favorite”. Ugh. I really can’t stand Kim and Kris they are so vile. They should go live on an island together where they can love on one another all day. I wish Khloe would dump her mom and Kim for good.
I wouldnt say she looks horrible because she certainly does not! Its not a great dress though. With a chest like that you can’t let the girls out… it will always look cheap. I think it was probably designed with a flat chested woman in mind. I think Gwen Stefani could rock it.
Is she pregnant? When you’re famous for getting naked on tape there is really no other excuse to go out in public looking so fat. “Curvy”, I know, I know.
Are the Kardashians ever anything BUT ridiculous?
That they are and yet there seem to be million$ to why it works for this shameless bunch.
It’s pretty much impossible to FLATter her body in any way isn’t it?
I would love it if Kanye dumped her in some horribly embarrassing way. I might even like him a tiny bit if he did.
No wai, they are perfect for each other. Hopefully they’ll settle down and have kids and everyone will forget all about her.
TOO, TOO TRY-HARD.
The outfit is hideous, she has fat lumps hanging from the cut-outs. Someone please tell me when the reign of the Kardashians is going to end. I find it disgusting that this family has somehow become iconic in our culture–for what, conspicuous, over-the-top, gluttonous consumption? Classless, tasteless, and fake family interactions? Someone wake me when this is over, I just cannot stand to see ANY of them in any public venue anymore.
And if the DNC has really arranged for a Kardashian–ANY Kardashian–to show up at one of their parties, well, that to me is confirmation that our country’s ruling elites have lost their minds. Step right up to the Apocalypse, folks, the Kardashians are offering discounted seats to those buying their tickets before 12/21/12.
I feel bad for her. I really do think Kanye is styling her, but he’s putting Kim in stuff that Amber Rose could wear, no Kim.
Those big boys are giving her double trouble. She needs a better bra. And the outfit – there are no words, except it’s one of the few dresses/outfits that goes below her knees. Usually we have to see her shanks as well.
“tornado of terrible” describes it perfectly..
All I could think of…
Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o’er your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Do your boobs hang low?
Not a very flattering dress
Oh my gosh AnnieN – I am laughing my head off over here. Is that a Kanye song? LOL
I always thought it was
Does your dick hang low?
It’s way more amusing that way to me, go ahead sing it in your mind. See? Haha!
My cousin taught me that as a kid and I used to think I was so badass for singing a dick limerick!
HAHAHA! When I was growing up, it was “Do your EARS hang low?”
Kids these days!!!
mmmmOOOOOOOOOoooooooo. Big Fake udders.
Wow.
Her face can’t hide the fact that even she knows she looks like crap.
Ugh!
She has no support at all. That dress is to small for her.
All that money but apparently none spent on a decent full length mirror? Then again a compact sized mirror would’ve kept that hefty bag off of me,,lol, or anyone who remotely cared about me in my life! That is beyond fugly
How do we spell hideous? Kim Kardashian.
I bet her lawyer father is turning over in his grave at the thought of this pimped out daughter.
That dress is beyond laughable.
This is what happens when your main occupation is trying to top yourself looks-wise everyday.
That’s what happens when you let Kanye dress you. Idiot
i second this. ever since she’s let kanye dress her her style has gotten even worse. this dress is so many types of wrong. she needs to dress for her shape, but rarely does. i find it so odd that no one would help her with that.
This dress is wrong on so many levels.
That woman’s ass should be considered a crime against humanity…
Ugliest dress ever!
Am I the only one who thinks the dress reminds me of one of those bras you wear when you’re breastfeeding?
The way the dress is constructed makes her breasts appear to be located really far south on her body. Not very flattering.
Looks like Kanye bought that dress for Amber and she didnt take it with her when she left…Amber would kill it in that dress…Kim? not so much..
“not about the glitz and glamour?”
she is so dumb, she says stuff and contradicts her own self constantly.
just DUMB and I blame her mammy, yeah she got them millions but STILL not interview coach.
what a piece of work.
That is a dress that only a man or a woman who is completely under the thumb of a man would wear….Its hideous !!!… Her ass is a mile wide in that thing and sticks out about a mile as well and the top is pure nasty…no support what so every ..no style and rounchy…Yep Kanye picked it out..looks just like the tramp style he goes for…
I have no respect of this woman she is so plastic…so fake ….
OMG she looks gross!!!!!!
Sling-Boob!
My eyes are bleeding. Hideous dress!!!
Can’t stand the sight of that dress let alone the (useless)entity inhabiting it!
Her poor breasts. They are being strangled by an alien creature.
eww those bewbs are gross
Let’s face it, she’s got nothin’ else. What else is she gonna do? She’s got no education, her “business” empire consists of posing for pictures with products other people design and market, and all of it is based upon her willingness to be filmed in her natural state cavorting with one in a long line of partners. I’d say she’s just TCB, baby! 😉
EWWWWWWWW GROSS!! :O
That is all.
Kim looks so tacky in this dress and very cheap ,she have no shame to go out looking like this.
i am speechless. yuk – i guess
unattractive dress and not flattering at all on her.
Heinous tit sling.
Micah-u cracked me up
Hush-the “club” she’s hosting is a massive sh-thole…way to go Kris (mom-not current husband) but if Kim wears this get-up she will fit right in
First let me ask…is kayne mad at her? that dress is a punishment yuck
2nd the “after party” for the dnc is a shithole club-hush-in Charlotte she will fit right in
1. If kayne styles her he must be pissed off cause that dress is a punishment
2. Hush-the afterparty she’s hosting in Charlotte is a total shithole-she should fit right in…especially if she wears this
Makes her look fat and short.
eease up on the facial injections there…yikes!
I don’t know who it was who commented about this first, but every SINGLE time I see Kim in something tight, I think about how much her ass looks like it’s wearing a diaper. I can’t stoppppp thikning about it ahhhhhh.
I am so sick of this animated rubber doll masquerading as a human. You can tell in these photos she’s had a bit too much Botox at her weekly plastics appointment…
She wants FAME so badly, eh? She’ll go down in history as the most vain, shallow, vapid creature ever to walk this planet.
She makes Mitt Romney look like Gandhi.
Side-boob and that butt she is so proud of . . . There is nothing left to say.
that bra crap is nip slip designed to happen. holy wow kamole. that is some serious 80s slut zombie dressing. i do not mean to insult the sluts of the world. i’m just saying, that was standard gear. i am old enough. i remember. great vintage look, there, kimmy. you are fashion forward, girl.
I actually kind of like this dress. Does this mean I am terrible?
No. I don’t hate it. So, to be fair, I would really like to see how it was supposed to look – on maybe Miranda Kerr, or somebody like that. Not Kim SAUSAGED into it, as usual, tailored to accentuate that BUTT, like a Spanx explosion waiting to happen.
Her breasts hang pretty low considering they are implants. I HATE side boob, nothing looks cheaper. Also she is too stumpy in the legs to wear that length. Other than all that she looks great LOL
Lip job.
Ugh
You can see her nipples through the small holes. The dress looks cheap but I think that is the point, right? Because she’s not wearing it for the girls, she’s wearing it for all the boys out there who likes a woman with big boobs and junk in the trunk. I think there are a lot of men out there who’d love to see a curvy woman in a dress like this. Kanye probably loves this on her.
I got the scoop on Kim’s upcoming b-day bash