Kim Kardashian is a ‘liberal Republican’, doesn’t know who she’ll vote for

These are some collected photos of Kim Kardashian over the past few days. The one of Kim wearing that feathered monstrosity are from yesterday – Kim and Kanye went to see the Marchesa show during NYFW, and I’m assuming Kim is IN Marchesa because I hate her dress so much. Speaking of hate, check out the photos of Kim in the black-and-white dress at LAX. She’s wearing the Givenchy boots that everyone hates. Personally, I still like the boots but she needs to stop wearing them all the time, and she definitely needs to throw away this awful “mod” dress. It’s incredibly unflattering. Disaster – especially from behind.

Late last week, everyone was talking about Kim’s awful interview in The Guardian. You can read the full piece here, if you’re looking to waste 10 minutes of your life with an unnecessary rage stroke. The piece seems to be asking “Why is Kim Kardashian a thing?” And Kim doesn’t really answer it. Some highlights (including some dry asides from The Guardian writer):

She’s like Lucille Ball, only not: “When I hear people say [what are you famous for?], I want to say, what are you talking about?” she says slowly, her eyes wide as a bushbaby’s. “I have a hit TV show. We’ve shot more episodes than I Love Lucy! We’ve been on the air longer than The Andy Griffith Show! I mean, these are iconic shows, so it blows my mind when people say that.”

But it’s a reality show…? “But to be able to open up your life like that and to be so… if everyone could do it, everyone would. It doesn’t make sense to me.”

Kim on her fans and what they expect of her: Kardashian characterises her typical fan as “a younger girl, like 15 or 16, who loves fashion, loves to be a girly girl, loves beauty, glam”, and whom she respects as a backwards projection of herself. If you can overlook the vacant materialism, she is in some ways not a bad role model. She points out that she is not “your stick-skinny typical model”; that she doesn’t go out on benders; that she tries not to swear too much. “I remember this one time when I used the F-word – and everyone was like, I can’t believe you said that! You never say that! I am really cautious about what I say and do. If I look at the message I’m portraying, I think it definitely is be who you are, but be your best you.”

She’s super-busy and important: “Yeah. I have no idea why. I work really hard – I have seven appointments tomorrow before 10am. I’m constantly on the go. I have a successful clothing line. A fragrance. I mean, acting and singing aren’t the only ways to be talented. It’s a skill to get people to really like you for you, instead of a character written for you by somebody else.”

Rap stars and soap operas. “When rap music first started,” Kardashian says, “rappers were not respected and people thought it was just a fad. And people thought reality shows were going to come and go. They have taken over the soap operas. So it’s a modern version of a soap opera.”

For the record then, what is Kardashian’s talent? “What is my talent?” She cocks her head to one side. “Well, a bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he’s talented, but he’s not famous. Do you know what I mean?”

Her marriage was a learning experience, like cancer (for real): “We had done filming our season at that point, so we decided to film for the wedding. And that was a decision [to air our wedding] that he and I made together. But I think that, with any decisions in life [brace yourselves], like, I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel.”

Getting divorced quickly was not her goal all along: There is no ethical dimension to Kardashian’s defence of her marriage, merely the rationale that it would have made bad commercial sense to have faked it. “Getting married and divorced quickly, if that was my goal the whole time – I’m not an idiot, I obviously know that that would be a bad business decision. If anything, I probably would have left sooner had I not been filming, because I didn’t want to end the relationship on TV.” The sums of money she was said to have made are “completely outrageous and not true”, she says. “No, I mean even with the money we made, we still had to pay for the wedding. We didn’t even make enough for that.”

So if you married again, would you sell the rights? “I would definitely do it differently. Just all the scrutiny that I got. You don’t plan to go through all of that willingly. For money.” Her voice rises out of its Californian drawl and sounds momentarily urgent. “That’s just not what a sane person would do. So. Would I get married on TV again? No.” She thinks about it for a moment. “Well, I guess you never say never. Because who knows? So many other people I know have gotten married on TV and it has worked out amazing for them.” There is a pause. “William and Kate got married on TV,” Kardashian says thoughtfully.

Politics: Her pairing with Kanye West is odd; he so outspoken and political, Kardashian so neutral on almost everything. The first time she voted in her life was for Obama. “I loved being part of that decision-making process, but I never voted in prior years when I was legally eligible. I don’t know why.” She is, she says, a “liberal Republican”, put off Mitt Romney because of his stance against gay marriage. This election, she says, “I don’t know which way I’m going to go.” Her favourite politician of all time is Kennedy.

[From The Guardian]

People really went crazy with the my-marriage-was-just-like-cancer thing, but for my money, I LOL’d at the comparison between her marriage to Basketball Humphries versus William & Kate. On one side, she’s making a really interesting point about modern celebrity and royalty. On the other side, I don’t think she understands the point she’s making. I also find her discussion of politics fascinating – she’s not crazy about Mitt Romney (because of gay marriage) but she still doesn’t know who she’ll vote for? Oh dear God… Kim is the representation of the average independent voter, isn’t she? *crosses self*

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

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  1. Devyn says:

    I wonder what she means. Socially liberal, fiscally conservative?

    That black and white dress doesn’t flatter her (it looks like a tent), but I LOVE the long sleeves and pattern.

    • gee says:

      I agree on both counts.

      • gg says:

        Why anybody would purchase a giant fat ass like that is beyond me. It wrecks her ability to look good in clothes.

    • BB says:

      Why would anyone care who Kim Kardashian votes for? In 2008, she said she voted for Obama. In 2012, she is not sure. Why is the news?

      • lab says:

        this is too weird…she can’t decide between obama and romney? Obama has to be the only black man on the planet she doesn’t like???? and she is fiscally conservative because she doesn’t pay for anything

    • Seagulls says:

      Because she appears to be so thought-free, I prefer to imagine she’s like Dennis Duffy on 30Rock: “fiscally liberal, socially conservative.”

      What i like about her stupid interviews is that she really tips her hand to how stupid she is. People don’t like actors for what others have written for them, they like actors for the skill they bring to animate a character.

      And yes, she should stop wearing that dress. I looked better an hour out of my c section in the hospital gown.

      • Ellie says:

        Hahaha, thanks for the Dennis Duffy comment, Seagulls. So far it’s been a difficult morning for me, and cracking up about this made me feel a little better!

    • Susie Q says:

      I think it means she likes the Republican tax cuts for the rich but has one gay friend..good thing she is so pretty ’cause she’s as smart as a truck..someone should burn that black/white dress.

    • Magz says:

      I would like people to know that there are more than just TWO PARTIES. Whats the point of democracy if we have NO choices other than choosing the “lesser evil”… If you don’t agree with the politician’s beliefs than vote someone else. That is the only way change can happen, if we allow for more parties to have their voice be heard. Ok Done with the ramble.

    • JenD says:

      I’d like that dress if the black and white were reversed. Having the white on the outside is visually widening, to me.

  2. Blue says:

    This chick is walking joke.

    • beyonce's bump says:

      someone needs to tell her she is way too short and “thick” to get off with that white and black emsemble PAIRED with those boots. Kanye obvi needs to stop dressing her up.

    • KellyinSeattle says:

      The top dress, looks literally, like a mop…turn her upside down and we could mop up all the Kardashians and put them in the garbage. So harsh!!!!

  3. littlemissnaughty says:

    “Oh dear God… Kim is the representation of the average independent voter, isn’t she? *crosses self*”

    Not really. She’s the representation of the uninformed, uninterested, confused voter. There’s a difference. If gay marriage is all that’s keeping her from voting for Romney … have mercy.
    I would cry for days if I found out that my teenage daughter (I don’t have one) was in that group she describes. Kim Kardashian is entertainment. Mindless reality TV entertainment and I think sometimes and in moderation there is nothing wrong with watching it. But she is NOT a role model and I wish she’d stop trying to sell herself as one.

    • TG says:

      Agreed @littlemissnaughtey – no way is this creature a role model. My daughters certainly do not behave like her and will definitely be making better decisions in their life. No hasy marriages at 19 and then yet another one at 30. She is the role model for empty headed vapid plastic people. I do not think any political party wants their name bandied about with hers.

  4. Toot says:

    Not surprised by her political view at all.

  5. Blupp says:

    whatever you call her job, she practically is a business woman and it wouldnt be smart to take political sides.

  6. LeslieM says:

    She looks huge! Look at that back fat! She should just stop doing interviews after this.

    • Steph says:

      I think when she dresses herself she thinks “I look good, this is fashion forward, Im trendy”.

      Yet, like Kaiser has pointed out so many times, she really doesn’t know how to dress her body. You don’t just put on a shift dress with a covered yet open pleat on your behind!

      • hoya_chick says:

        Lol, it looks like her massive ass split the dress in the back…..who told her this was a cute dress much less on her? And don’t get me started on those peen boots! No comment on her politics or otherwise asinine interview.

      • gg says:

        @ hoya: Kanye did.

    • gg says:

      Don’t forget she spent $$$$ and went through pain to create that lardass. She was not born that way.

      • Lizzie says:

        All that money spent on it and it seems it’s becoming more of a wide & frumpy lardass everyday, if I spent all that money I’d go for a smaller but nicely rounded booty. Kim & Nicki Minaj must have gone to the same place.

      • hazeldazel says:

        she doesn’t seem to realize that she’s getting older where hanging out and drinking gives you a fatass. *sigh* I should know.

        And I think that black and white dress with the pleat in the back – I think the sides were supposed to be together in the back. She just bought a too-small outfit for too-big butt and squeezed into it anyway. again.

      • Nibbi says:

        Aren’t we missing somethin here?

        Isn’t it sort of odd just to say ‘my favorite politician of all time is Kennedy’? Um… Which one? The President, JFK? The US Attorney General, RFK? The recently-late, long-time Senator, Ted? There are several other Kennedies holding or who have held political positions but I think those are the three most famous…

  7. Shay says:

    Did she just say her show is better than I Love Lucy??
    I can’t imagine being so deluded.

    • LeslieM says:

      She says there are more episodes of Keeping Up With the Kardashians than there are of I Love Lucy. I don’t believe that. I looked it up an it seems like there were nine seasons of I Love Lucy and seven of the Kardashians. Is she actually comparing her show to I Love Lucy? They are still running that show five times a day on cable. Nice families watched that show. Mothers who let their kids watch the Kardashians are crazy.

      • SpunkyPR says:

        and i thought there was a spin off after i love lucy, i can’t remember the name, but she is no lucille ball.

    • LeslieM says:

      She had three more shows.

    • erika says:

      I’D take quality over quantity kimmy…

      this is a gem “. It’s a skill to get people to really like you for you, instead of a character written for you by somebody else.””

      ummm, can you find some new writer to develop a ‘character’ for you? like a human being.

      she looks like a MARTIAN in that dress! she is trying to smuggle aliens underneath that skirt, and boy, is she PARANOID!

  8. dorothy says:

    Surprised she even knows the candidates names. She’s not the brightest bulb.

    • Kelly says:

      Well….The journo says “Mitt Romney,” not Kim, so it’s not completely unreasonable to assume Kim’s part of this conversation was, “Um, that one guy… With the hair? Um, you know, the other guy?”

      “Mitt Romney?”

      “I guess, whatever. I don’t like that one.”

    • Amelia says:

      I get the distinct feeling that she’s a lot shrewder than she’s actually letting on. She seems more the type to carefully calculate a move rather than boldly jump into the dark.

      • TG says:

        I acutally think Kim is good at following direction from mommy dearest. I have never seen her make a decision on her own.

  9. mk yarwood says:

    lol

  10. mln76 says:

    LOL totally think she has the intelligence and depth of your average undecided voter who changes his/her mind everytime a candidate sneezes wrong.

  11. Steph says:

    I liked her response about ‘Talent’…”cocks her head to one side”

    HA! I really do wish she’d go away. If you’re going to say you’re a “liberal Republican”, why vote for Obama? Why like Kennedy? Kennedy was a Democrat to a tee…don’t talk about being a ‘liberal Republican’ if you can’t differintiate the two parties and values.

  12. Alecia says:

    It’s one thing she think she’s the bee’s knees, it’s another she’s defaming the legacy of the one and only Lucille Ball. If I were Lucy’s kids I’d tell her to keep my momma’s name out her mouth.

  13. marie says:

    this chick is an idiot, a delusional cat-faced moron.. and no, she doesn’t represent the average independant voter and shame on you for suggesting it she does..

  14. Lisa says:

    That is the most unflattering dress EVER. Since her sole function on earth is to dress up to be photographed, this is a complete failure. Now, go away.

    • gg says:

      the back of it looks like an old-timey preggers dress — from the front.

    • Susie Q says:

      You can tell by the look on her face that SHE KNOWS how horrible she looks. Is she scared to stand up to Kanye and tell him she doesn’t want to wear something that looks like Omar the Tent Maker made it?

  15. tmbg says:

    Just because the masses watch your ridiculous show and continue to do so doesn’t mean it will ever measure up to the quality of I Love Lucy or Andy Griffith. Those were *actors* who had to memorize lines and who delivered them with amazing talent. Kim’s frozen face can barely express anything.

    For Pete’s sake, she thinks she’s on par with Lucille Ball. Excuse me while I drop to the floor laughing.

    Her brother was right when they went to therapy and he burst out about her being selfish (I think the article is on this site somewhere). She has her head so far up her butt that it’s hopeless.

  16. Elizabeth Rose says:

    Narcacisim is far worse than cuss language. I grew up around a narrcacist and unless she gets extensive therapy I don’t believe Kim can be cured. She’s like Lindsay in that she’s surrounded by ‘yes’ people.

  17. Jessica says:

    Oh my Lord… LOL – wtf is going on with her arse??? LMAO!!

  18. Jayna says:

    Maybe Kanye needs to stop dressing her. She looks awful in both outfits.

    • Ailine says:

      The saddest thing is that she will continue to let him dress her because she wants a ring on her finger. She can’t say no to him. She has the worst sense of self ever. She should have told him that she’ll wear what she wants, but no, she doesnt want to do anything to displease him. She’s acting like a high school girl who tries on a personality to make friends or get a boyfriend.

  19. Ailine says:

    Oh Kim. Stop letting Kanye dress you. He makes you look bad. Everything he puts her in makes her look fat and shes not fat. You can tell she’s not when she stands next to other celebrities. I never like what he is wearing anyway, so I don’t know what makes him a fashion authority besides a big mouth.

    Kim’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, but her mother is very business savvy.

    • Lisa says:

      Her mother is a glorified pimp. And like most pimps, she is only interested in the bottom line. This family has NO shame.

  20. LucyOriginal says:

    I just came here to say that I can no longer read or listen any of her interviews. I do not understand what she says at all. Does she really understand what she says makes no sense? or is too much for her brain to process?

    • Ailine says:

      She should be honest and say that she has no real talent. And that she’s famous for being financial successful, living the life of the jet set, looking glamorous, and representing an alternative beauty ideal that you girls can relate to.

      I don’t see why she feels the need to fight people and justify her fame. She’s an “it” girl. Some people are famous because they are famous.

      She’s just not that bright.

    • CG says:

      I tried to read this in the Guardian but couldn’t. Got about halfway through and had to stop. At least the writer was pointing out that this family is absurd and shouldn’t be famous, but publishing a massive interview with her in a respected publication just keeps them in the news.

    • EscapedConvent says:

      No, she doesn’t. And yes, it is.

    • rumbleseat says:

      I’m kinda surprised that Momager doesn’t prep them with canned responses. “Well, I’m famous for having a TV show with my sisters and family, for being attractive in an exotic way, and for surviving my crazy and personal and professional life without losing my mind!” See, easy.

      Or, just confine the interviewer to a list of preapproved questions like *everyone else in Hollywood.*

      She’s been asked this question 1,000 times before! Come up with an answer Kim!

  21. lena80 says:

    KK is not representative of the average Independent voter. We tend to inform ourselves about BOTH candidates and come to a conclusion based on who we believe are more in tune with our beliefs. KK is about as “informed” as the slug I saw on the sidewalk this morning.

    • Shitler says:

      Your comment made me lol so hard. Comparing her to a slug is perfect. Now replace the “g” with a “t” & you know what else I think she is

    • yOXA says:

      KK is not representative of the average Independent voter.

      I agree with you, most voters are not into being used as a urinal on film or having their parent broker a deal to sell the film world wide.

  22. bea says:

    That last foto – wow.

    She dresses like a middle-aged-divorcee from Vegasssss.

    Too much synthetic material. Too many flashy details.

  23. Shitler says:

    It pains me to say I know women in their 20’s who idolise Kim. As for her political views it doesn’t surprise me that she’s a republican now so she can protect her (ill gotten)loot.

  24. Tifygodess24 says:

    Even with Kayne’s “help” she still isn’t dressing for her body type at all. All I see in the first picture where she has hairy shoulders is her big tummy hello FUPA galore and the other dress is Hip central. Yikes.

  25. emmieapricot says:

    Wow – I’m beginning to think there is a tie between Kim and LeAnn for the *Most Delusional Person in the World*.

  26. mytwocents says:

    Is she actually comparing their TV show about a family full of whores and attention seekers to I Love Lucy and Andy Griffith?!!! Those are my FAVORITES and I am sitting here with my mouth hanging open because I am stunned at the sh*t she spews. The only thing she got correct is they are iconic. And is she saying she has talent like a bear? Its as if she can’t complete a thought and doesn’t have enough intelligence to express her opinion so she has to make comparisons, except she is a moron with no clue and just shows how ignorant she really is. SHUT UP AND GO AWAY

  27. Skins says:

    This chick has the brain power of a rock. Saw her interviewed on tv the other night and she talks like a 10 year old valley girl. Her “fans” whoever they are should have their heads examined. I would love to see somebody give her an IQ test. Probably be lucky to break 70.

    • EscapedConvent says:

      That is the best idea for an episode of their “show” I’ve ever heard. Instead of maternity, paternity & fertility tests, let’s have I.Q. tests for the lot of them. I might want to watch that.

  28. Kpop says:

    I agree.. I don’t like her fashion on that photos..

  29. EscapedConvent says:

    I don’t usually comment on KK or even read posts about her, but the “liberal Republican” phrase stopped me dead in my tracks. So she’s not sure who she’s going to vote for, & is a liberal Republican (she made that up) whose favorite politico was Kennedy? Does she mean President Kennedy, as in JFK? Because I have a nagging feeling she doesn’t know who he was, & actually is just parroting the name.

    Could she be any more of an empty-headed dumb*ss? Okay, I’m out.

  30. Brown says:

    Is anyone suprised that this half-wit identifies as a “liberal Republican”? I am honestly surprised she even knows Romney’s name. What a dipshit.

  31. Lindsey says:

    It looks like a ponte-knit lampshade (that black and white thing). I’ll assume it’s a KWest design since it’s so terrible, tacky and tawdry, OH MY!

  32. lucy2 says:

    Dumber than dirt, and she can’t camouflage it any more than she can her giant fake butt.
    The only reason she’s so “busy” with meetings? Her pimp of a mother is a hustler, and won’t let anyone in the family stop earning.
    She also doesn’t know the difference between quantity and quality (obviously) if she thinks people should respect her show for airing so many episodes. Congrats, Kim, you’re the McDonald’s of the entertainment world.

  33. Chria says:

    Ok first off the dumb bitch wasn’t even alive when kennedy was president and I highly doubt she has even opened a history book, so how can she deem him as her fave? Secondly the whole “talent and cocked her head” well her talent is making homemade porno, bending over f*cking whatever dude makes the cut for the season. And third, her show blows. Its a mockery to entertainment and for sure to compare her show to classics like I love lucy and andy griffith is a joke. She is dellusional, ignorant, and a talentless famewhore. I’m counting down the days when karm finally creeps in and deminishes the fame and fortune the Kartrashians have created for themselves.

    Rant over!

    • fabgrrl says:

      Well, Kennedy gets a LOT of press. The whole “Camelot” thing, being young and handsome and a ladies man, and dying so tragically. There are SO MANY movies and mini-series about him. You don’t see many movies about Nixon or Carter or Roosevelt. So, I’m not surprised at all that KK knows of President Kennedy. Now, does she know about the Bay of Pigs? Kruschev? Vietnam? Civil Rights Act? Doubtful.

    • rumbleseat says:

      Well she had to name somebody, so she went for the picture perfect choice: That one guy who was handsome, rich, and charismatic, with a stage managed public image, whose popularity endures for reasons far more romantic than his politics. It’s Kim Kardashian! That’s exactly the guy she should have picked.

  34. kath says:

    Clearly this woman does not own a mirror! I thought Kanye is now her stylist ??

    Doubt she’ll even vote

  35. Anon says:

    She’s a greed monger that makes porno tapes, is self-absorbed. She’s in a party of her own.

  36. Sam says:

    She’ll vote for whoever Kanye tells her to. I don’t imagine she makes many decisions on her own.

  37. Katie Too says:

    Anyone else curious about that front bump in the white dress?

  38. Grace says:

    Is she already pregnant?

  39. Mar says:

    I have never watched her show or actually paid attention to her-

    But I did read her interview because evilbeet posted it-OMG she is as shallow as a kiddie pool and the biggest narcissist I have ever heard – not to mention she is an idiot!!!

  40. Annie says:

    You know, at least Paris Hilton never took herself this seriously. She willingly modeled herself as a cartoon and never said anything ridiculous like comparing her idiocy to cancer or comparing herself to royalty and actually believing it. And she never dared to call herself a role model. And she brought the laughs on her shows. And she didn’t sell her life, just a cartoon version of it. Kim Kardashian is beyond annoying with her “I’m a business woman, people like me for me! I’m giving you my life, what more do you want?!”

    1) Your products are shit. Every single one of them. The sketchers shoes were a scam, your accessories line is cheaper than a Happy Meal toy, your credit card was a scam and flopped.
    At least Paris Hilton’s perfumes actually smelled nice. Those were good products, and her handbags and watches, and the stuff she did for Guess.

    2) Your “life” is scripted. You wedding and divorce were planned. Every move you make is calculated so you are not selling your life.

    3) You’re boooooring. While Paris danced on tables and had fights with Lindsay Lohan, you fake cry and are the sibling with the least personality. You’re an effing robot.

    4) Men like your ass. Girls like your hair and clothes. That doesn’t mean people like “you”.

    5) when you make me miss Paris Hilton, you amd I have a problem. But I’ll be totally honest I ‘d rather she was still relevant instead of you Kim.

    • Shitler says:

      Amen to all you said!

    • babythastarsshinebrite says:

      All of the above

    • Susie Q says:

      I have to disagree, paris has been calling herself American royalty for years. When she says she plays a dumb blonde it’s also a lie, her old publicist said they gave that story out about her playing at it but that she really was as dumb as rock. I usually see her merchandise in the bargain bins all the time (and does anyone really think she does anything but whack her name on shoddy merchandise and take the money)?
      Paris has failed at singing, acting and reality tv. Kim’s show has been on for years, actually seems like FOREVAH.
      Paris is a racist and all round POS. I’m not a fan of Kim but would rather her around.

      • rumbleseat says:

        Remember this little gem? She said

        “There’s nobody else in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana, and right now, I’m that icon.”

        So I guess she doesn’t take herself seriously, other than believing herself to be on par with the single most recognizable and enduring women of the modern world. 🙂

    • Alana Fajina says:

      Agree to the 20th POWER!!! And at least, Paris is a HILTON for Christ’s sake!!

    • Minty says:

      Oh, Paris takes herself very seriously. She doesn’t have a sense of humor; she doesn’t like being parodied. Also, she once said:

      “There’s nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I’m that icon.”

      LMAO! Delusions of grandeur. Don’t forget that Paris and Kim used to be BFFs, whatever that means among shallow narcissists. But we can thank her (with a slap in the face) for Kim’s popularity, because she started this ugly trend. Paris showed aspiring famewhores that if you release a sex tape, you can leverage that into a reality show, tabloid coverage, perfumes, club appearances, and other lucrative endorsements. Fame has truly scraped the bottom of the barrel.

      • Minty says:

        Ah, I see rumbleseat posted that Paris quote before I did. It would’ve been bad enough if she said it in a magazine interview, but she was stupid enough to make that pretentious statement on David Letterman, of all places.

  41. Lacie says:

    Wow. Such an idiot. I don’t think she could name the ways in which she is liberal OR a republican because she seems to have a hard time understanding complex ideas like how one stance is related to a particular position.

    I don’t care about those boots everyone else cares so much about.

    I didn’t know what Marchesa was until I started reading this site, but I will forever be able to identify Marchesa by the ice dancey awfulness of it all, thank you for that. I want to see Blake Lively’s awful wedding dress now.

    The second dress makes her look fat as hell.

  42. Sandip says:

    Guess, she won’t be at Jay-Z and Beyonce’s fund raiser for Obama. Bey doesn’t have to worry about how to not invite her.

  43. Alexis says:

    She wants attention. Girl did a DNC afterparty – she’s a Dem. She saw how much news Nicki got for saying she was a Rep, so she wanted some of that shine too.

    • EscapedConvent says:

      I read something hilarious about that DNC afterparty that KK “hosted.” She hauled her big behind all the way to the Convention to host that party, & about 25 people showed up.

      Maybe that’s when she decided to be a Republican? Just a thought….

    • Brown says:

      ^exactly. She can’t pass up the opportunity for a little more spotlight.

  44. lady_luck says:

    I don’t mind the other two biological sisters Kourtney and Khloe(they seem a little more real and down to earth) but this one is intolerable. So fake, so up her own ****, such a famewhore, and just comes across as being completely self-obsessed.

  45. TheOriginalKitten says:

    Hate commenting on KK posts but I just have to give props to all the snark above ^

    You guys are all on fire today! Been LOLing till my face hurts at the comments…

  46. babythastarsshinebrite says:

    I think I’m kind of mad right now. I hope she does not vote because she is stupid. She probably could give no reason for liking Kennedy because she is stupid. She doesn’t realise that most people watch her show not because they like her but because she is stupid and its funny. She can only compare her marital learning experience to someone’s fight with cancer because she has no learning experiences of her own.

  47. Vic Kelley says:

    There are no undecided Republicans. Ms. Kardashian does not know what she is talking about. I doubt that she will bother to vote anyway. It would be funny to watch, though, because one has to register to vote in order to vote and I doubt she’s even registered or knows how to do it.

  48. yolo says:

    Kaiser – here’s a legit question for you.. If we, your collective, loyal and loving audience, decides to stop commenting on all things Kardashian, would you be less likely to write about her/them?? Because you are right, I can’t get back those 10 minutes, no matter how much humor was presented from the comments.. And btw, thank you SO SO SO much for that last pic, it makes me feel much better about my own ass.

  49. Yup, me says:

    Aw man! Now Kim’s killing muppets and wearing them? Where is the outrage? When will we rise up and take down this muppet killer?! Won’t someone PLEASE think of the children?

  50. Jennika says:

    This dumb lying pig!! At the White House Dinner, she SAID she was a democrat. I’m pretty sure she only said that because its “in” to be a democrat in hollywood right now. (No offense democrats!) Shes probably a republican bc of the tax cuts. But lets be honest, she’s an embarrassment to BOTH parties. She wont vote either, she doesn’t care about any of the issues, she only cares about herself. I bet you on election day she’ll tweet a naked picture of herself only wearing the American flag. She so stupid, she probably doesn’t know the differences between the two parties

  51. Kris says:

    she really doesn’t know how to dress for her body, that dress makes her look so huge.

    and her interview made me want to throw my laptop out of the window. is she really trying to compare her show to the andy griffith show and i love lucy? are you seriously kidding me?

  52. Katija says:

    Anyone ever remember the old, brilliant Chapelle sketch about the race trades?

    As a Libertarian, I feel like we need to do one of those. OK, Green Party – who would you be willing to swap so that we could be rid of this twit?

  53. Bobbie says:

    Kim is just an idiot.period. But on another note, these clothes make her look so pregnant and bloated. Is kimye making an announcement soon? Lol

  54. tru tru says:

    what a dumb interview!!

    her clothes make me laugh!! love it.

    all those rolls in the black and white dress, LOL

    must’ve forgotten her spanx.

  55. Kasia says:

    Her face is so jacked she already looks forty to me. Just imagine what will happen in the years to come! At forty she’ll be looking sixty!

  56. Dotty says:

    Liberal Republican= I don’t want to have my money taxed! Im in the 1% but the fans of my “””reality show””” are regular people and I have a huge fan base, so I can’t get them against me!

  57. Mara says:

    The black and white dress makes her behind huge!

  58. ladybert62 says:

    Both of those outfits are hideous and make her fat ass look even fatter!

  59. Kat says:

    “Oh dear God… Kim is the representation of the average independent voter, isn’t she? *crosses self*”

    Umm…no, she is certainly not. Please don’t judge all independent voters by f*&king Kim Kardashian.

  60. Carolina says:

    The baggy dress looks terrible, but her face in those pics looks the best. She looks so much better when her face isn’t so *done*.

  61. Darth says:

    Like, omg, what’s a girl to do? Choose between your conscience and your pocket book? Guess she hasn’t decided yet if she’d rather see countless same sex couples find equality and happiness in the coming years, or have 1 extra fur coat in her closet from the tax break her rich ass will get under Romney.
    Bitch has no soul.

  62. CamColty says:

    Those first two pictures she doesn’t even look like she can move her face !!

  63. skuddles says:

    This would be a better headline if it read “Kardashian… doesn’t know HOW to vote”. Now that I would believe.

  64. Samantha says:

    WTF is with that ‘look’ on her face in the first 3 pictures?I agree with the poster who said porn star’s face looks ‘jacked’ and let’s not even get started about that hideous attire.I can’t bear to read the interview because not only are her views ‘irrelevant’ and lacking substance in my humble opinion (can’t possibly emphasize just how ‘useless’ she really is) but there’s only so much torture one can take.

    • SleepyJane says:

      I am embarrassed for her every time I see a picture of her. I’m with you, reading her words is just too much.

  65. DSMR says:

    To Mrs. Jenner, you and your offspring have the funds to afford a quality educations. Have them do the work and encourage them to think critically and earn real degrees. This in hopes that in the years to come, you or your children do not come off as ignorant and insipid. As they are currently the (ahem) “Butts” of much ridicule and hilarity.

  66. The Original Mia says:

    That dress is ridiculous and so is Kim’s face. Why should I care who she votes for or not? As if I’m going to take the advice or listen to a woman who is so far up her own massive butt. No thanks.

  67. SleepyJane says:

    What is that black and white atrocity? She has become a caricature of a caricature- of herself.

  68. Amanda Hugginkiss says:

    ANYbody who doesn’t know which presidential candidate they’re voting for with all the behavioral (personal and political) data available is disingenuous about the level of their engagement, or the nature of their conflict.

    On topic: her ass is fat.

  69. Adrenalynn Tuber says:

    On her, those boots scream “uncircumcised black penis fetish!”

  70. LG says:

    She’s a Liberal Idiot thats what she is

  71. Dee Cee says:

    She’ll Monica the independents too.. Doesn’t she appear drugged or ‘so not there’ weird lately?

  72. Xena says:

    Lilo and Dina Lohan are Libertarians. Even if they’re not consciously aware of it.

  73. buckley says:

    Why is she famous?
    I believe it was her boyfriend who said “all from a home movie”

  74. Amy says:

    Holy crap! That black and white tent dress is unflattering.

  75. CitizenErased says:

    Fat, stupid as hell and greedy. Of course she’s a Republican. Please make this bitch go away.

  76. DIANE says:

    Wow. That’s some serious junk in the trunk in that one rear end white dress shot. She’d better lay off the dessert course because it sure ain’t looking pretty. Ugh. As far as her being a ‘liberal republican’ goes, does anybody really think she knows the meaning of either of those words??? All she knows is that the republicans are the rich ones, but since she likes black guys, that must make her liberal on some level. She’s an ignorant cow.

  77. Laura says:

    “Oh dear God… Kim is the representation of the average independent voter, isn’t she? *crosses self*”

    Nope. I’m independent and made my choice already, not that I think either candidate is great.