It feels like it’s been a little while since we had a series of Lindsay Lohan stories in one day, all involving some cracked-out crime. When was the last time? Her crack-heist at a slumber party, right? Right. That was last month. But it’s been a while since Lindsay has gotten into any kind of car accident (months!), so we were due. Anyway, as we already discussed, Lindsay plowed into some poor pedestrian early this morning in NYC. She was arrested for leaving the scene of the crime and her victim was sent to Bellevue for treatment. These are just some updates to the story, because crack dramz tends to get spread out over the hours:
*Lindsay was with her manager and “a male pal.” Who is her manager again?
*A NYPD source tells Us Weekly, “While driving down the alley, she was trying to get people to step aside by flashing her lights. Everyone moved except one person.” Basically: MOVE THOSE PEDESTRIANS, I’M LINDSAY LOHAN. This was at approx. 1 a.m.
*She really was going into a club – The Dream Hotel’s nightclub. She was in the club for approx. an hour and a half, and she was arrested when she exited.
*TMZ updated their story with this (try not to LOL too hard):
Lindsay is telling friends she had no idea she hit anybody and it wasn’t until she came out and got arrested that she knew anything was going on. As for the story about one of the passengers in her SUV getting out of the car and checking for damages, she says it never happened. Nobody ever got out of the car.
Lohan is calling the incident “really fishy” because the man didn’t appear to have any visible injuries and feels she’s the victim of a set up. She’s not going to let the incident go and is planning on fighting it to the end.
*SO FISHY!
*TMZ also has a Cracken-sympathetic story about the surveillance video outside of The Dream Hotel. They claim that the video reveals that the Cracken’s victim is “grossly exaggerating his claim at the very least.” You can read the story here – basically, you can’t tell from the video if Lindsay’s car made contact with the dude, and the NYPD detectives investigating have different theories.
*On the video, you can also see the alleged victim sprinting after Lindsay’s car after she allegedly hit him.
*TMZ says the tape shows that “Lindsay decided to leave the club minutes after arriving, got back in her car and left for a short time … then came back.” Crackie.
So, basically Lindsay is just going to claim that she never hit the guy, or that she grazed him so insignificantly that he’s not even really injured, and that he’s just making this all up because she’s so epically famous and rich and everyone picks on her because she’s The Biggest Celebrity In The World and everybody else is a crack liar.
PS… Where the f—k is Ali? Is she still in “South Korea”?
Photos courtesy of Lindsay’s Twitter, Fame/Flynet and WENN.
I find it hard not hate her!
who gave this bitch a dog???
That was my first thought too. Poor thing. I hope it’s just a temporary prop for her twitter photos and she will promptly hand it off to someone who doesn’t gargle with tequila and blow 12 times a day.
“…Move that dog – I’m LINDSAY LOHAN!’
Better that the Cracken has a fashion accessory that she can hand off rather than the other kind.
OMG! Bitch got a dog just like mine…nme tag & all. Poor fur babe. Hope someone takes care of him or her. My lil guy is happy as a lark he isn’t hers…;)
no no no, that’s Lady Gaga’s poor dog…
The Humane societ should make it harder for celebs to have pets…
week #2 of lady gaga’ toting her puppy around like a starbucks latte and its’ already passed into the hand of Crack-er Smack.
Gagas dog is brown and much curlier and cuter than this one. This one looks like a maltese and gagas looks like a poodle. Definitely not the same dog.
Forever Team Victim….past, present and future. Crackie is wackie.
Everything that you just wrote needs to be on t-shirts, sweat-shirts, hoodies and mugs.
🙂
My question is how did she know that the victim didn’t look injured if nobody came out of the car or knew that a person was hit? Yeah, it’s “fishy” alright.
Good question. I have one too: She’s driving down a dark alley in New York and wants everyone to believe that this man knew who was driving or in the car and that’s why he didn’t move? Does she have “I’M LINDSAY LOHAN BITCH” printed on her hood so everyone knows its her?….actually that’s a good idea then everyone will go running and screaming when they see her car within a mile radius of them.
MY exact same thought
The ‘victim’ could be a scam artist who intentionally throws himself in front of expensive cars. Insurance fraud at its finest. OK..that sounds far fetched so I will blame Dina.
It’s weird that nobody is performing these set-ups on legitimate famous people with their lives in order. Why do they keep targeting poor poor Lindsay?
An excellent, excellent point
Even if she overdosed it wouldn’t be her fault. It was a faulty drug set up, the dealers are out to get her! Ha.
This is Manhattan. There are no alleys here.
You were driving down a standard-sized NYC street and still managed to strike someone.
I totally didn’t believe you so I did google street view…and there isn’t an alley around the Dream hotel. hahaha She is SO CRACKIE.
to someone from LA, where everything, including the roads, are spread out, the one-way crosstown streets with cars parked or double parked might feel like an alley late at night.
Doesn’t make any sense at all that she was driving–why drive in manhattan?
This isn’t meant to be mean – but why does such a slim girl have a double chin? Is that fillers?
It’s bloat from cocain and/or alcohol abuse. Her liver might be hurting and her kidneys might also be in trouble and storing too much sodium as a result of grabbing and storing whatever electrolyte it can. All of that causes bloat all over the body, but it’s noticeable in the jawline for gland reasons.
She won’t die of an overdose. Her body will just give up one day.
Oh that is so sad – thanks!
Can’t we vote her off this planet?
Only the planet? I was aiming for the universe.
Great thinking!
I’ll settle for voting her out of the species!
Shhh-remember our trap? The rocket ship with crack, booze and jewels trailing out of it to lure her in?
I’m still in the planning stages.
Tiff – Don’t forget to make it out like an audition to play Marilyn Monroe (for Blohan); an open bar (for WO); a reality show pitch (for Milo, his chick, & their baby); and a modeling gig (for Ali). (And an acting gig for the oldest boy, if necessary. Then we can save Cody, at least.)
That way we can get them all on board, and off the planet.
ETA: Actually, it’d probably be easier just to have them all follow a trail of TMZ cameras and cash.
she’s a waste of Bitch….not even good enough for that.
Human waste…
So she didn’t know she hit anyone, but knew the man she hit didn’t have any injuries?? hahahaha
Who wants a cake batter flavored crackini shot?
Me! Me!
*raises hand*
Make mine a double!
Pass me one of those cracktinis!!
Huh? Why would she be arrested an hour and a half after the incident occurred… when she was walking out of the club? What, were they waiting for her to finish enjoying her evening? The reaction time with the NYPD is really good, used to be like four or five minutes flat. Weird story.
If dude was taken to the hospital, they may have had to wait until after his exam/treatment to take his statement.
I’ve found an old TMZ piece, Ali was supposed to stay in Korea for about a month, and it was the end of july. I hope she is not in some hooker/escort situation.
My impression was that it was ALWAYS a hooker/escort situation.
Mine was that she was in rehab
So, she was going into the club at the Dream Hotel? Isn’t that the place her john/pimp/boyfriend, Vikram, owns???
I guess we now know how she’s been able to drive a Porsche and stay at the Dream.
But wait, she was in NY, I thought Dina said this stuff wouldn’t happen in NY?? Somebody seriously needs to stop her from driving. Oh and guess it’s a bit of karma for her since she was so shocked that the nickelodeon star hadn’t had any punishment LOL. I don’t think crackie mcCrack has had any real punishment yet either!!!!
No, no; these incidents would “obsolete” in NY. Apparently, this is one of those obsolete incidents. 😉
How does this chick still have a drivers license???
Is the Cracken projecting?
The fact that the Cracken is a fishy crack-liar does not mean all her victims are fishy crack-liars too.
She’s a useless waste of humanity.
Are we sure she is not a scientologist. That’s CO$ logic, right there
I strongly suspect CO$ won’t take her.
She could rear end a busload of nuns holding blind orphan babies and she’d still claim they were setting her up for publicity.
on Christmas eve in a blinding snow storm. B@tch is making my computer freeze up today. She missed her calling. Should have been a politican. Lies, lies, lies.
ROTFLMAO!!!!
Coffee-all-over-the-keyboard and running down my chin! (Darn you OhMyMy :))
Oh, yeah, wasn’t there a BI about Ali and her “modeling trips”
I thought Dina was her manager? Could this story be THAT good?! I’m not sure if it’s good or bad that Ali’s still “away”.
Where’s Steve Honig? Speak to us Steve! Enlighten us!
Im still convinced Dina is Steve Honig. their statements of how everything is fine and this guy is trying to make a buck should come soon…like clockwork.
Either WO is her manager, or that dog is; and the dog would do a better job AND be more loyal to the person (however big a piece of shit) than to the almighty buck.
I think you can just copy/paste all the denials and what-nots from her other incidents b/c she says the exact same thing every.single.time.
not her fault
It was the paps fault
he’s out to get me
he’s lying..bla blah blah
and then within a few days the truth will come out, perhaps even video and it will show the only one lying is LL.
next will come Dina’s story about how she’s been doing great and making her 50 millionth “comeback”, then Milo will add his 2 cents. it really is a rinse, repeat cycle with her.
Of course she didn’t know she hit someone. She didn’t realize she stole a necklace, she didn’t know she was supposed to pay her hotel bill… the list goes on.
Her ignorance truly knows no bounds.
I still think she’s going to get away with this one scot-free, with no consequences to her parole or her license. I don’t even know if they’ll fine her.
She really is going to have to kill or severely injure someone before anything is done.
You know what? Thats a thing called a “beer neck”. Its totally from alcohol. Slim people do get it. But she was always so thick thru the thighs and calves. “Cankles” is what she has. She’s never been skinny-skinny. She’s a yo-yo dieter. But thats clearly from weight gain-bloat-beer neck. The girl has a tendency to be fat faced anyways. She needs to be in prison! I hope the guy does sue her azz.
Hubs is a BIG man who used to ride a motorcycle. One day, a dude in a rental car changed lanes INTO Hubs, and BROKE OFF the car sideview mirror on Hubs’ knee & thigh. He didn’t have any “visible damage” either, but his knee was seriously screwed up. (The dude who hit him tried to say Hubs changed lanes into him – yeah, because motorcyclists are always changing lanes into people. *eyeroll*)
So, to recap: No one got out of the SUV to check for damage from Blohan hitting the person she didn’t hit; who didn’t have any visible injuries from her NOT hitting him, is that correct?
That’s exact ally how I read it, also.
And wondered why bother to justify it at all, didn’t her Momanager say crime in NYC was obsolete?
Something tastes fishy in the water, but it’s not the victims’ story.
True that. Whenever The Cracken is involved, “fishy” is the most polite word that comes to mind. 😉
I think the justification/denial/smear-the-victim mentality is so ingrained in Crackie Von Crackpants that it’s automatic for her (and her lyin’ denyin’ Momager) at this point.
One can only spend so long steeped in delusion before it affects what little is left of that drug-addled, booze-pickled brain.
That Dr. Phil interview was fascinating because it gives us insight into how the enabling, justification of their complete disregard of the entire legal system comes into play.
It seems like perhaps if Dina had been honest and genuine, she might have had a chance to be perceived as more than Lyndsay Lohans mom, (as the victim of domestic violence and a scheming, lying douche of an ex husband), but her substance abuse issue and tv soundbite mentality blew that opportunity out of the water for her.
It was interesting to see how Dina went from enabling her then husbands bad behavior, to enabling her daughters.
Also interesting to hear her claim the father of her children never mentioned the younger 3, when Dina herself never did either.
And I’m sorry, but there was no amount of editing that could have saved that swaying, ridiculous, dishonest, paranoid mess Dina showed the public she really is. There was 30 minutes of her non answering pertinent, legitimate questions, followed by a Maury Povich- like “who’s your daddy” segment, featuring the until then, much saner appearing Michael Lohan.
Lilo has a real excuse for being a TRAINWRECK, although she’s past the age now of blaming mommy and daddy for her problems. At the age she is, she should be on the way to having her life issues figured out, and be on the move to correct them. More is the pity, that’s just not happening. And that Dr Phil interview showed us why.
Geez. I always get a little nervous when the boyfriends out on his bike. I know he’s extremely careful, but people in cars a lot of times don’t pay enough attention to bikers. And my bf is not a big guy at all haha. He is taller than Tommy Girl, though!
Erinn – hee-hee @ “taller than TG”! Yeah, my dad rode, and so did I as a kid, AND I grew up on a Marine base (motorcycles everywhere). Dad always taught me to treat riders as if they didn’t know their machines, and to drive accordingly, since I was better armed (car vs. cycle).
I know not all motorcyclists are irresponsible just like not all car drivers are responsible but I live in the DC area and I can’t tell you how many times I see motorcycles cutting between cars when sitting in our wonderful traffic. I always get scared when it happens to me because I think what if I had not seen the biker and moved my car a few inches closer to the lane. They frequently get pulled over too for that reason.
I would be terrified to ride a motorcycle anywhere in this area.
Bahaha, but really who isn’t taller than TG?
We live in a small town, most of his bike travel is on country roads, or our tiny town, or high way. It’s the highway that makes me nervous because not everyone checks their shoulder when changing lanes. Not that we have many lanes haha. My dad used to have a bike, but he got rid of it when he got married. And I go on the boyfriends occasionally. Personally, I’d love to buy one for myself but I’m not to the point where I’m comfortable enough with them yet. Someday.
TG, I’m in DC too-at least this month and you are so right! They do however have awesome bike lanes and paths! You can get from Crystal City to National Harbor or to DC proper or Alexandria safely with kids on bikes.
Boston scared the living crap out of me. No bikes there, just a couple lanes on Mass and Comm Aves. Ugh!
Please tell me downtown Atlanta is bike friendly!
Motorcycles are SO annoying at home in SoCal on the freeways, they are allowed between lanes and in the HOV lanes and they zoom all over when traffic is going 5mph. Looks like death on two wheels.
The car always wins-vs. pedestrians, and cycles. Trucks trump cars, but trust me, work in the ER and see what pedestrian v. car looks like. This is what I had feared from this morning’s news.
She’s going to kill some pedestrian one day and the mess it leaves behind is going to be horrible.
Eventually she will end up killing someone, and everyone will be asking why she wasn’t stopped before someone had to die.
+1
Her Royal Stickiness is chock full of righteous indignation!
You’d think she’d be better at lying since she does it so much. But no.
She must have all her excuses stored in auto text in MS Word. Same with her publicist.
Why doesn’t this surprise me in the least. The crackenmonster with the medusa hair is delusional.
Pathetic in the extreme. Just put her in jail, already. And not one day at a time. Try a few years. See if she can’t get her sh-t together after actual punishment.
Lindsay Lohan, bad driver since the age of 12.
http://youtu.be/1q4WMQ7GU0I
(skip the the 2-minute mark)
I don’t mean to sound like a broken record, but SERIOUSLY…. WHO IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS CRACKY DRIVES IN NYC?
Lindsay is telling friends she had no idea she hit anybody…
Lohan is calling the incident “really fishy” because the man didn’t appear to have any visible injuries
Um…okay dear. I mean, git yo story straight.
In the top pic, her lips look like they were copied and pasted from the famous ‘pink fur coat’ picture we all love so much…..
Update: guess who is going to rehab…lol. Guess it’s better than jail.
Is this FANCRACKINTASTIC news or what?
Brin, that wasn’t meant to post under you. Sorry bout that!
No problem…how are ya, Madisyn? We can always count on Crackie, huh?!
Mad and the cone of doom! How are you?
BTW, have I mentioned how tacky that her Porche is a Cayenne? FGS, drive a Carerra or a Boxter!
STICK A FORK IN THIS BIYATCH ALREADY!!!
Actually, it takes a while for the body to respond to many injuries with inflammation. A feline roommate got grazed by a car and was able to dash off and hide under a bush to avoid the neighborhood kids looking for her… By the time they left, swelling had started and she had to drag herself home. Her back legs were affected by the vertebral swelling. She was dragging herself around for several weeks and not much of a jumper for a year (learned how to pull herself onto chairs, though….). So injuries from even getting grazed by a car can be long-lasting even though the person could walk or run immediately afterward.
How can she say that the man had no visible injuries if she had no idea what was going on? Can’t suck and blow Lohan…..You should know that.
Get a damned driver!!! Hire a town car!!! Do anything other than get behind the wheel of a car.
“The liar’s punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.” George Bernard Shaw
how hard is it for this idiot not to get behind the wheel of a car? and she’s in new york anyway, why doesn’t she just freaking take a cab!
This is a scam…as much as Lilo has issues, its so easy to try to sue her, but in this case, even tmz admits the guy was no where near her and actually chased down the car once he realized who it was.
TMZ is not terribly reliable these days. I would wonder how easily she would be recognized in NYC. She has lost her distinctive look and she hasn’t done much the past few years except for legal entanglements. Lohan hobbyists might know what she looks like, although her looks vary so much day to day. But she looks nothing like she did when she was working enough to be easily recognized.
I know everyone has already seen every shot of cracked-out Lindsay, bur I think this particular picture (which I saw on E!’s website) totally fits this story:
http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2012622/reg_1024.lohan.cm.72212_copy.jpg
Lord, that girl can make some unattractive faces…
Terrifying photo – imagine *that* careening down the road toward you. I hope everyone who continues to allow/enable her to drive is sued by the family/families of whoever she eventually kills, and that they never sleep another night without thinking of the avoidable agony endured by her victims. However, since those around her seem as valid, hateful, delusional, and narcissistic as she is, there’s little likelihood of them giving her victims more than a moment’s thought – and even then, the only ’emotion’ felt will be annoyance that someone dared to get in Crackie’s way.
Word. She lacks a support system,,, Or rather, she lacks a *good* support system. She has Dina there, ‘supporting’ her every bad decision, Dina parties with Lindsay, encouraging substance abuse & making excuses.
I read on one of those other sites that Lindsay called Micheal (father, if he can even be called that) yesterday after being arrested (no idea where Dina was at this point.)
Terrifying photo – imagine seeing That Thing careening down the road toward you. I hope everyone who continues to allow/enable her to drive is sued by the family/families of whoever she eventually kills, and that they never sleep another night without thinking of the avoidable agony endured by her victims. However, since those around her seem as valid, hateful, delusional, and narcissistic as she is, there’s little likelihood of them giving her victims more than a moment’s thought – and even then, the only ’emotion’ felt will be annoyance that someone dared to get in Crackie’s way.
bet lilo was just jealous of all the publicity that amanda bynes was getting, so deliberately went out and grazed some poor pedestrian. anything to get publicity.
I would like to see Lindsay Lohan put away for life, I don’t even care if it’s a prison, an asylum, a remote biosphere or a space station, just AWAY – however I think this does sound genuinely suspicious. Because if I was in front of a vehicle Lindsay Lohan was driving, I’d be like “Oh, my KNEE, my KNEE! Somebody call my lawyer, and an ambulance, and arrest that celebrity!”
Why can’t she just stay home?!!?!?
i’m still skeeved out by blindgossip.com’s blind item reveal today about Dina being the mom who was bragging about her teen daughter’s sex life? how she sat across the room from Lindsey and entertained the group with stories of Wilmer Valderama “liking the back door” and saying Lindsey was the best he’d ever had. I know, who can be shocked at anything Dina says or does, but STILL. {shudder}. and yeah, be worried for Ali.
Just when I thought that family couldn’t get anymore dysfunctional & F**ked up…I read this.
I know how this is going to sound, so I apologize in advance..
But if her mother is that comfortable detailing LL’s sexual exploits like that.. I…I’d no longer be surprised if Dina has (or would say yes to) being in a threesome with Lindsay & whoever. All of them getting plastered drunk & high together before a romp in bed…
God that makes me sick to my stomach…