This story was in Page Six yesterday, and I saved the story and I thought about writing about it, but I wondered if maybe I was imagining things, like I was the only one who thought (and continues to think) that Sofia Vergara’s boyfriend-and-now-fiancé Nick Loeb is one shady d-bag. Obviously, I still think he’s kind of shady because I’m still wondering about those reports claiming Loeb is a sex addict who loves hookers and cocaine. And now I think he’s kind of a rude d-bag because of this Page Six story. But once again, I feel like I’m the only one ringing the Douchebag Alarm on this one… why isn’t anyone else talking about how shady this dude is?
Sofia Vergara got no help from sulky fiancé Nick Loeb when she suffered a wardrobe malfunction during Sunday night’s Emmy Awards. When the “Modern Family” actress’ sexy curves burst out of the back of her sparkling emerald Zuhair Murad dress as its zip popped, she tweeted a picture of her exposed booty saying, “Yes!!!! This happend 20 min before we won!!!!”
Backstage, things weren’t so lighthearted. According to a source, a frantic Vergara came storming through the halls with an entourage as she covered herself in Loeb’s jacket. “Someone in the front was screaming ‘Wardrobe! Wardrobe!’ and she was frantic and in tears,” says the spy. “Nick was trailing in the back looking annoyed.”
Loeb, the son of John Loeb Jr., who served President Ronald Reagan as ambassador to Denmark, was overheard saying, “Ugh, I need to smoke a cigarette. Her dress got stuck on the seat and made a huge rip. Her whole [bleep]ing ass was sticking out.”
Continues the spy: “He was just annoyed that she pulled them from the audience. He was huffing and puffing, and while she was getting pinned and sewn back in by a wardrobe assistant saying, ‘Let’s go Sofia!!,’ he didn’t say anything to comfort her.”
Once the dress drama was over, Vergara and Loeb seemed harmonious again as they hit the Emmy parties, where this time she stayed inside her sexy dress.
You can see the photo that Sofia Vergara tweeted here – her dress really did split in the back, and she was showing a lot of butt crack… but at least she was wearing a thong? Sidenote: I wish my butt looked that cute in an emergency. Anyway, I’m not saying that Sofia should demand that Nick Loeb protect that ass like his life depends on it, or that he treat a woman’s wardrobe malfunction like an epic drama… but at least show a little more concern than this, right?
Photos courtesy of WENN.
(…)but I wondered if maybe I was imagining things, like I was the only one who thought (and continues to think) that Sofia Vergara’s boyfriend-and-now-fiancé Nick Loeb is one shady d-bag.
No, you’re NOT the only one.
There’s something about his eyes… rapey and douchey come to mind.
At 40, Sophia V has it all – in the prime of her career with more to come, a child, million dollar endorsements, hit tv show, great figure, tons of fans. Why would she put that aside to marry a “traditional” guy who is in his late thirties, who probably wants to have children as well, who might be untrustworthy? My money is on she waits til he royally effs up, the public catches wind, and she chucks him w/o alienating herself from the public that absolutely loves her. Very smart lady to get engaged to him to placate his needs/demands, but I doubt there will ever be a wedding. She’s got my vote!
I agree ACP. I think she’ll break it off rather than go through with it. He just looks so creepy and I think he’s just hanging on to her coat-tails for the publicity. They have broken up a few times, haven’t they? I really hope she gets wise to his ways and isn’t one of those women who are constantly making up excuses as to why “their man” is sulky, stupid, rude, whatever! And then tries to boost him up in everyone else’s eyes because she knows that people don’t like him so she just keep trying so hard to get people to see what she sees. I don’t know if I explained that very well but I just want Sophia to be a strong, fun-loving, smart, sassy gal and not a “oh honey, please throw me a crumb. Please, please.” I kind of think she is because she raised her son by herself, has worked hard on her career and I think she’s a lot smarter than people think she is. At the end of the day, I guess it doesn’t matter what I think though.
He bears a striking resemblance to K-Stew’s Rupert.
I’m not saying he isn’t a douche, 99% sure is he based on past stories but I think you’re reaching here. Maybe I’m just being bitchy this morning but I don’t see where this is a big deal. I mean, yeah he could have said “I’m sorry your ass fell out of your dress” but how is that helpful? She had an entourage, probably assistant to take care of the malfunction. Plus if it was that embarrassing then I don’t think she would have tweeted about it, much less posted a picture.
Agreed. I wouldn’t expect my man to be holding my hand through a ripped dress “crisis” – even at the Emmys. Why couldn’t he just stay in his seat?
You and Cidee need to raise your standards when it comes to men. You should expect your man to be comforting for whatever reason brings you to tears.
I think he´s creepy and his behaviour was just really selfish.
Tbh I would be annoyed too, if my gf would ran around like a headless chicken and made a scene out of something that can be fixed in a couple of minutes. plus considering that she brought her whole(?) family, it seems like a stressful situation to me. But it sounds like she had a little breakdown, so I would suck it up and trying to comfort her and calm her down. He doesn´t seem to care that much about her and only interested in her as his future trophy wife.
Agreed. I don’t really see the big deal either. Nothing that he actually did based on what the bystander said was that bad. It seems like their opinion of how he was feeling.
As always, I agree with marie.
Yes this guy seems like a douche (just not because of this) but I can’t imagine how annoying it would be to date a celeb-they all have such narcissistic personalities. A ripped dress on a big night is upsetting but it’s not like she just found out her mom has cancer or anything. I mean, what would be the appropriate reaction? Should he be freaking out like her? Sorry but most dudes I know would have reacted exactly like he did.
I don’t even smoke ciggs but I would probably need one too after all that unnecessary drama.
Oh come on that is not being narcissistic.
You’re telling me you would be all cool and collected accidently showing your ass to the world. It is a big televised event. I would cry too.
Ok, but Moore…if she were really all that traumatized by accidentally showing her ass, would she have tweeted a picture of it? Methinks not. Look – the guy seems douchey, for sure. But she seems a bit…exhausting.
Fie.
I’ll say what I always say when watching Say Yes To The Dress: It’s fabric, stop it.
Perceived rudeness notwithstanding, that must’ve been a huge, overblown drag. She seemed to get over it quickly and were she not the highest-paid actress on television, the biggest concern would’ve been to pay it off. Yes, he has creepy Stephen Harper eyes, but what else was he supposed to do, get in the way?
I would say this to any of my girlfriends or female family members if it were them: You suck it in, you suck it up, you hope for best, you laugh it off, you enjoy your evening, you embrace perspective.
It isn’t as if there’s no footage of her in her gown before it tore. Yeah, it’s embarrassing, but it’s not like it’s anything we haven’t seen before. If it didn’t get adequately fixed before stage time, I don’t know, hold it closed.
It was a moment of panic, but she’s fine. I don’t see this experience as the type of thing that would send her to hospital for ‘dehydration’, she doesn’t strike me as being that immature.
Click your heels three times and say, ‘At least it’s not Novgorod, at least it’s not Novgorod, at least it’s not Novgorod…’
Loved your post, Jo 🙂
@ Moore-I can say UNEQUIVOCALLY that no, I wouldn’t cry.
I would expect my man to not want my ass exposed in public.
It seems that he’s just using her. He’s gross. Why she hasn’t figured out that she can do WAY better.. I don’t know.
I think she would be exhausting. I’d rather stay in my seat too and let wardrobe handle her drama.
Yeah agree not saying he’s not a douche but she seems like a drama queen.
Agree. She is an annoying hand full from all appearances.
Think he’s a player but like you I find her exhausting. And, frankly, that tweet? Too much info…way too much info.
I agree. I see a drama queen and she probably is exhausting to tend to at times.
I find her annoying, mouth, body and face. Him the same, but if he’s a douche just remember she puts up with it…. Side note, I bet she would look much prettier/softer with less harsh make up or none at all
If you are so embarrassed and upset your ass is hanging out why post a picture? Drama Queen!!!
Well, I think she may have been embarrassed at first — because at that point she didn’t know if she would be able to present.
But once they managed to fix her dress, she relaxed and decided to have a laugh at the whole thing. I believe she only tweeted that picture after everything was fine, not while they’re trying to fix her dress.
She tweeter that picture to get attention. Period. And it worked.
Did I say it wasn’t for attention? I merely pointed out the possible timeline. I said she didn’t tweet it WHILE she was panicking/having her dressed fixed, not that she wasn’t doing it for attention.
It goes without saying that anyone who posts a picture of his/her ass on Twitter wants to show off.
Gosh, what an idiot. He can be there and party with the celebs because of her! He should take care of her better instead of being an annoying d***!
Whatever. I love her. She really seems like a lot of fun
I…did not need to see her crack. Great attitude, though – from her.
She has a nice ass
I think if she marries him she’ll be sorry. He’s a jerk and he showed it by his actions when this happened. If that had been me, my husband would’ve been completely worried about how I’d feel and would be offering his jacket and asking me if I want to leave, etc. This guy clearly cared only about himself.
Does she love him that much that she is blind to all the stuff that screams he’s a douche? She’s a beautiful woman and could easily find another man who would treat her well. I don’t get why she not only wants to be with him but got engaged to him. He must be telling her what she wants to hear and then she just turns deaf and blind to the rest. Stupid! As Maya Angelous says: “The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.” And he keeps showing her again and again and she’s ignoring it.
This looks like a zipper spilt open from being too tight, not a rip to me. Maybe try having your dress not tailored so tightly next time and save some drama…….
He looks like that Rupert Sanders dude which is not a good thing.
He’s asshole and I believe the Enquirer about the hookers/drugs/etc.
FREE SOFIA!!!
Sofia needs to free herself. Obviously, she likes him in spite of his issues or maybe because of them. Sorry, but I think dumping on him for this is ridiculous…hookers and cocaine–dump away. But what should he have done? And if she was so worried about the rip, why tweet a picture of her naked butt for all to see? I think they both seem like narcissists and she needs to find someone who will bow at the altar of Sofia. They’re too much alike for it to work.
Is it me or does he look a bit like Rupert Sanders?
Either way, yes, he is an enormous twatstick.
That’s what I said above ^^^^^
Yes, he sort of does. Same weird skeezy vibe.
Twatstick – I’m using that one.
Yes, Nick Loeb is a total d-bag! But I have to point out, that Sofia is not any better, if she continues to wear skintight clothes. It is better to go one or two sizes up, instead of showing the world her butt crack! Oh, now when I am thinking about it, I think I would clothe myself the same as Sofia, if I had such a great body…
So he was supposed to be holding her hand through this ‘crisis’ while she is tweeting a photo of her ass?
+1
+2
+3 And she had 19 family members besides him. How many people does it take to sew a dress?
A normal guy would be nice and had some fun with it. It was her night. Why was he so anxious to get back in the audience. Not a laid back or nice guy. She’s hilarious. I hope she breaks-up with this guy and finds a good one. They are out there but maybe hard to come by in her world.
He seems immature and slightly p.o.’d that she is the center of attention and he isn’t at those kind of events. She could do better with an actual man.
She maybe loud and a handful to deal with, that’s just straight up rude how he behaved towards her…it doesn’t hurt to be a little polite and make a light hearted joke of the situation to reassure her…what a gentleman! o_O …maybe she is holding out til he messes up, they break up and she plays the victim card…xx
Enty points out his douchiness all of the time.
Why is his behavior considered rude? She tweeted her a** to the world so obviously she didn’t need his help covering it up. You can’t have your cake and eat it too.
^this.
I don’t see the part where Sofia was upset at boyfriend. She was apparently a little panicky at the timing of the malfunction because it doesn’t seem like she was too worried about the look of it.
He gave her his coat to cover up; other than secretly being a seamstress, I’m not sure what else he was supposed to do.
Something about him sets off my d-bag radar and I think he is using her for the celebrity life. He enjoys rubbing elbows with celebs and when she gets pissed off and dumps him, he comes crawling back with promises, not so much for her but for the perks she brings.
Erm, the apple doesn’t date too far from the tree (that’s how that goes, right?). I’ve read things about Sophia being far from innocent. Allegedly, she was a big cocaine dealer in Hollywood early before her career took off and still dabbles. I think I read it in a blind item on Diary of a Street King. I think these two are well suited…
Holy boobies batman!!
1. My husband would have been about as helpful and “supportive” as this guy.
2. So in other words, he could have been nicer about it.
But then 3. What could he do really? Other than maybe keep his mouth shut.
Yeah this kind of malfunction happened to me on a beach. The clasp on the back of my bikini snapped and broke and I managed to grab the back just in time before the whole top came off! My family just kind of sat there and didn’t seem to care while I yelled at them to toss me my tshirt so I could cover up lol.
I like her Modern Family but I think this dress is on the slutty side. Obviously she ‘s looking for attention.
If that’s her man, she cray.
Lol sounds like they deserve each other.
“Look at me, I had a wardrobe malfunction and my ass still looks great”
So transparent…
Ugh!! Power(s)-That-Be: PLEASE don’t let her marry him!
maybe he was annoyed that his fiance was tweeting pictures if her ass hanging out of her dress? he may be a douche, i don’t know. but i think i would be annoyed by that. who does that? props for tweeting it herself instead of leaking it some other way and crying hacker attack…i guess?
Oh no an actress was dramatic and her man didn’t care enough she ripped out of her dress?!! GASP!!! Que Lastima!
what ever,,,, she just totally rips off fran dresher all the time… what ever…
No Sofia!!!! Not the chicken wing! The chicken wing has photo-bombed another starlet 🙁
Please do not show that photo with the bug-eyes again. Her tonsils are frightening me.
Who knows if that is even true how he reacted anyways? You can’t believe everything you read duh