Things have been pretty quiet in Eva Mendes-Ryan Gosling-land ever since the Toronto Film Festival, when Eva donned her Turban of IDGAF and threw shade at all the Hey-Girls who imagined themselves to be Ryan Gosling’s immortal beloved(s). Ryan and Eva seem solid. Suspiciously solid! We’ll see, my Hey-Girls. We’ll see. Anyway, this is just a funny story about Gosdes/Mendling via Mike Walker’s gossip column in The Enquirer. It’s probably completely made up, but you never know. Walker does get some scoops, and I can imagine that this is the kind of story that would get repeated amongst Gosling’s Hey-Girls.
It ain’t easy being Ryan Gosling’s girlfriend! Eva Mendes, trying to kick back over drinks with her silver screen stud-muffin at the Four Seasons Hotel, glowered when a gorgeous, mid-20s hottie in a low-cut shirt and tight pants rushed up to gush that Ryan’s “even better-looking in person!”
Ryan responded politely, and Eva suffered in silence – but unsheathed her sharp claws when the babe started stroking Ryan’s arm seductively. Yanking the invasive paw off her man, Eva spat loudly: “Okay, that’s enough face time, honey… this ain’t no celebrity petting zoo!”
[From The Enquirer, print edition]
I can’t see Eva uttering the words, “this ain’t no celebrity petting zoo!” But I can see Eva Mendes stone-cold icing a bitch who gets too close to the Gosdong. That seems “in character” with what I know of Eva. Plus, there’s some (tabloid) record of Eva being very jealous and protective of Gosling – she even traveled to Thailand to keep her eye on the wandering Gosdong earlier this year. Eva’s in it to win it. She’s not going to let some little Hey-Girl stroke her man. Watch out, ladies.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
Even it this was true…can you blame her? This random skank was hitting on him while Eva is sitting right there…You can imagine how bad it gets when she isn’t there.
Isn’t the point that he let it happened?
Excellent point! She needs to shut him down as well.
True but if he isn’t ‘polite’ and ‘responsive’ to his fans then what does he have? I love Eva and all but she seems a little crazy.
He could easily be polite and charm the girl away anyway 😉 Plus his “girlfriend” being rude to his fans is making him look bad either way.
Don’t get me wrong, if this woman was respectless, Eva had every right to step in – but I just wouldn’t, because who is the man you are with when he’s not able to handle the situation while you are sitting right next to him?
Out of curiousity, what should he have said, so he didn’t appear either too pu**y-whipped, or to “mean” to this fan-girl?
I’d kick a bitch who did that to my man. I mean, stroking him? Hell nawl!
*high 5’s* LOL I know that’s right!!
Seriously. No one is saying be rude to the fan, but he could’ve brought attention to the fact that he’s there with his girl…”thank you, I’m very flattered. Now if you don’t mind, I’m here with my girl. Thanks so very much”.
Word.
I was at a bar one time- my man was sitting on a stool with his legs kinda open, and I was standing really close, in between his legs.
This chick slithered in between us, like rubbing up against him. I was so stunned that anyone would even DO that I just stood there, shocked.
I’ve always regretted not cuffing that bitch upside the head…
I don’t have a thing for The Gos but Eva is even making me feel nervous in those pics. Her face is screaming ‘Bitch, just try it’
Eva looks like Ryan`s gypsy psychic Nana in these pics. Her eyebrows look evil, botoxed waxy face and her teeth look like chiclets. I guess she is an Olympic acrobat in the bedroom..my hubby said ~she looks like a dude with a turban on her head~ Exactly.
exactly right…i think she looks very ordinary and crazy…i just don’t see the appeal..
even if not true “celebrity petting zoo” is hilarious!
+1. I would use the “petting zoo” word from now on. LOL.
I f–king love it! I am so stealing that line. BTW if that was true I wouldn’t blame Eva; keep your paws off my man, especially while I’m sitting right there.
I know! If this is true, bless her catty, witty heart.
Hmm. I think there’s a fair bit of artistic licence going on here, however I wouldn’t be too keen about someone hitting on my guy right in front of me.
Eva seriously has a really horrible case of bitch-face though. I think it’s the eyebrows.
I think the crazy “angry brows” look is due to ‘toxing.
She does frighten me though.
She looks like a Disney villain.
When I got botox my eyebrows did the same thing and I was alarmed. The middle of my forehead was frozen. Nice and smooth, but frozen. And it didn’t work for my migraines.
If this is true, I can’t blame her. I, too, wouldn’t be friendly to a girl who was openly trying to flirt with my boyfriend — RIGHT IN FRONT of me.
Eve I would love to borrow Eva’s bitch face and throw it any girls trying to put the moves on Cumby. I wouldn’t even need the slut shank if I had a bitch face THAT good
My bitch face is powerful too, so…no need to borrow Mendes’s :D.
LOL ~ My bitch face is UGLY! My husband and I were having an arguement one time when I saw myself in the refection of the window….I almost scared myself!
I doubt the story is true, Eva Mendes is not clever enough to come up with such a snappy line. BTW, maybe Ryan will get jealous soon. All those pap friendly Starbucks runs finally are paying off. According to Dateline Eva will be filming a HBO movie with “The Hamm” soon.
HAHAHA If it’s true, it’s awesome 🙂 My boyfriend used to own a bar around here, so the times when we go out to a bar (literally once every two months, at most), he has some hanger-ons who probably remember when he gave them free drinks or something.
Granted, he’s awesome about introducing me as his girlfriend and getting them off of him, but yeah, I’ve wanted to say “Hands off, honey, it’s not a petting zoo” a few times
Somehow I’ve never noticed before how young Ryan Gosling looks. And yes, I would flip out too if someone was touching my man.
(and by “or something” I do mean he probably banged some of them … I’m not *that* naive LOL but dude is taken for the moment, wait in line ya know?) Chicks should be respectful when a guy is out with his girlfriend.
If this story is true then good for Eva. I’d wanna say something similar (but I suck at confrontation especially when caught off guard). It’s great that your boyfriend handles it well and puts you first. Many dudes just freeze like a deer in headlights.
I could see Gosling doing the deer in headlights. And maybe they work so well as a couple — c’mon, this couldn’t have been going on for more than a few moments — that Eva’s fight instinct kicked in immediately and, maybe, she said that very funny, very awesome line. I don’t think, given the story, that he’s at fault for not brushing off the attention.
In comparison to your bf the Gosdong comes off kind of douchey.
I mean Mendes sits next to him and he lets his fangirl get all flirty and touchy, he should have shut it down. He sure loves all this female attention, to say the least.
Totally agree.
Yeah so then the fan that got “burned” can go bitch about how Gosling was so rude to her. Dude can’t win.
If you’re secure in your relationship, then there’s no need to worry about some fangirl. If it were me, I would have been extra-friendly to the girl. Acting jealous/possessive just makes chicks (and dudes for that matter) look insecure, like they have something to worry about.
@ Kitten:
But there are polite ways to shut that kind of behaviour down.
I don’t know about Mendes, but to me it’s less about having to worry (about something), and more about being so blatantly disrespected.
Aside from the fact that the story probably never happened or happened that way. Eva Mendes sure is some Latina badass. A few weeks ago EM stopped AND reversed her car in the middle of a multi lane boulevard to film some stalkerazzi on her phone who she didn’t want take pics of her. Cars going left and right passing her car. It was the most eerie sight. One thing for sure Eva Mendes stops at nothing to get what she wants.
@ Eve-
I guess we just see things differently on this one 🙂
To me, it’s just part of dating an actor in the public eye-there will be fans, just as I’m sure Mendes has fans as well. You have to keep calm and cool and understand that’s just the nature of the business. I guess I just don’t see it as disrespectful. In fact, if I was with a guy who had a fanbase (yeah right, in my dreams!) I would be happy if he was sweet to fans. I’m sure that one arm stroke made that Hey, Girl’s night 🙂
Then again, I’m not a jealous type. I don’t mean that in a patronizing or smug way at all. Who knows, maybe it’s due to naievete? I guess I just feel like if a guy is with me, he’s with me for a reason, no need to stress about other girls.
@ Kitten:
I’m not the jealous type either (whatever happens, happens — and he’s the one who can choose or not to do anything).
But the way the situation was presented, it didn’t look like a fan meeting her favourite actor/idol, but a cheeky girl flirting with a man in front of his girlfriend — which I’ll always find disrespectful, regardless of their status.
A fan flirting? I doubt it. Probably just a fan being a fan, probably more gushy than flirty.
Either way, it wouldn’t bother me. All I’d be thinking is “he’s hot isn’t he honey?.. and he’s MINE”.
😉
@Eve and Kitten: I didn´t mean he should have told his fan to fuck off, but he could have said something like “listen I´m here with my girlfriend, so don´t hit on me like that” in a polite way. But he just sat back and let her do the dirty work, so he comes off as the nice guy and she as the jealous bitch. If it really happened like that, then I think it´s kind of disrespectful towards Mendes.
And I think, she knows, that she has something to worry about, he´s a player.
Call me crazy, but I rather see him being a player or a man whore. He should get with all the gorgeous girls while he still can and before he starts balding. Being stuck with someone like Mendes is just stupid.
@Ranunculus: Ryan the manwhore was so much more fun than the monogamous, crazy Turban bitch dating Ryan.
I hear what you guys are saying, I just disagree. I think if it were me and he had said something like that I would be MUCH more embarassed and just feel more awkward than him not saying anything at all. I guess I just don’t see how he acted as a big deal but then again, not a lot of things are “big deals” to me in general 😉
I will say, however, that I don’t understand girls that do stuff like that-not the most respectful thing.
I also liked him better without Mendes but it seems like they’re the real deal. Bleh. Nothing against her, I just think they’re an odd couple. As ZigZagZoey said-no chemistry.
@kitten: I think it´s great that you´re so chill and we don´t always have to agree on something. I think it´s just a lot less respectful from him than the girl. He´s the one in a relationship, his gf even sits next to him. It´s one thing to be polite when one of his fangirls is flirting with him, he has to be nice to them, but when she started touching him, he should have showed her that there´s a line.
I think they´re real, too. I stopped being really invested in this relationship a while ago, I just hope that when they break up, there will be some juicy gossip like a more perverted version of the Rob Armpitisson confession and a little meltdown from her, maybe she will take George as a hostage?
LMAO @ “George as a hostage”
I can totally picture Mendes and George in a hostage stand-off scenario- a bunch of SWAT guys going in to save him, meanwhile Mendes is running around in a turban, waving poison-soaked Beggin Strips in front of George’s nose.
@ stella and @kitt
You guys are sooo funny, love it!
@Kitten: replace the SWAT team with an army of his quirky hipster hey-girls, armed with ukuleles, who are trying to get George free, applying psychological warfare at it´s best by playing “you always hurt the one you love” on constant repeat.
@ranunculus: thanks, and that traffic story about Mendes is crazy.
Yeah, after I have seen that video of her backing her car in full traffic I have no trouble believing that she is as bat sh-t crazy as so many people say. I think she is a train wreck. Hoping for a juicy gossip ending too, LOL
She is bat sh*t crazy. Isn’t there super old footage somewhere where she is freaking out and clawing at Matt Damon in public, outside some bar because she thought he was cheating on her? (Back when they were dating)
I can’t wait for her to catch Ryan cheating and have a complete breakdown. It will be so fun to watch.
Yes, women SHOULD be respectful of a mans girlfriend however, many of them have the mentality that they are so much better, prettier etc that he is still fair game in their minds.
I pride myself on mine, but I feel that her’s really is something to behold, on the other hand maybe I’m just mesmerized by her Turban.
She can keep Gosling though, I’ve tried but I just don’t see it.
if true, like others I don’t blame her. if not, I don’t care-it’s funny either way..
I’ve been a bitch to a waitress who smiled a bit much to my husband, and he’s no celebrity. Eva is right, she’s publicly known to be his girlfriend, that fan shouldn’t have acted like that.
Lol I want this story to be true. “This ain’t no celebrity petting zoo” is so effen funny. Good for you Eva. Bitches need to back off flirting with a taken man.
Get ’em, Eva! I hope she was wearing her turban when she said it too.
I can’t even with this….”when Eva donned her Turban of IDGAF” -best thing I’ve read in ages.
I think Eva might be becoming my new favorite person.
she’s got super nice skin.
I sincerely hope she did utter the words, “this ain’t no celebrity petting zoo…” because that would up her image in my eyes twenty-fold. She just didn’t strike me as the type to drop clever quips.
I can’t with the turban, though. She looks like his granny in these photos.
Am I the only one who sees ZERO chemistry between these two? They don’t even seem like they like each other.
Not only that, but she looks and seems so much older than him.
I hate turbins or rags (scarves?) wrapped around heads. I love Sanji on Project Runway, but it drives me nuts when she wears the cloth wrapped around her head….
Not the only one at all. I really don’t *get* this pairing. She does look a lot older than him but in reality I think they’re actually quite age appropriate- there’s only about 6(?) years between them.
Her face is getting scarier by the minute! One look from that would make anybody feel threatened. She is taking the evil ice queen look to the extreme. I don’t think it’s healthy when a man causes a woman to feel the need to be so bitchy and overly possessive. Eva clearly feels the threat, but she is gonna wind up one bitter, twisted old woman the rate she is going. She may be on the out career-wise, and the gosdong’ seems on the up. Probably another reason she feels threatened, although she would be good cast as the evil wicked witch in snow white.
I think its rude and intrusive to put your hands on ANYONE without their permission.
I bet he’s more attractive in real life! And I believe (if this is a true story) that Eva gave the fan a death stare instead of a clever quip. Don’t blame her though, would do the same thing if someone got touchy with my man.
to be honest, he IS a celebrity and he has fans, there is no way I can compare MY boyfriend’s interactions to this.
he is not a celeb and he does to NEED these pawwing (?) fans to come watch his movies.
She is silly, but since she is not good at her craft and cannot bring in millions to watch her projects–she has NO clue.
IF he is gonna step out on her, stopping a pretty fan, will not save her.
I WISH she would have stopped my one-time fan interaction w/Ryan.
we would have been rolling on the carpet, LOL!! on the front page of the enquirer.
she won’t last WATCH.
I wish you would go after him again! LOL
A cat fight pic on the front page of the National Enquirer, would love to see that!
That’s the line of the day, if Eva, the bitch face actually said it. Otherwise it’s still the best made-up line of the day. Also, kudos to the hot chick who went balls out on Gosling in front of Eva, the bitch face. That being said, this happens all the time. BFD. Eva should have just laughed it off or cut her off with sarcasm instead. It’s just the nature of the business. It’ll happen again, Eva. Keep working on your lines.
Can you blame her though? If someone came up to my boyfriend and started stroking his arm, I would be pissed too.
Ryan is sending Eva a message. If he didn’t shut the girl down while she was touching him then he was okay with what she was doing. He’s probably getting sick of Eva’s sullen Latina actress routine. She’s right out of the ghetto and when she gets mad it shows. If she can’t handle dating the pretty ones she should get out now because some women can be treacherous when it comes to securing a handsome man.
Eva’s a pisces which means she’s good in bed and sometimes funny out of it but he’s a Scorpio and won’t tolerate attitude combined with lack of education and poor manners for long.
What does her being a Latina got to do with anything?
Ignorance is not cute.
Sullen Latina routine? You sound ridiculous. What the hell does being Latina have to do with anything? Are you upset that this relationship is lasting much longer then expected? If she called out a woman for rubbing up on her man right in front of her then good for her! Eva isn’t my favorite, but she is gorgeous and working it so save your dumb@ss remarks and take a seat honey 🙂
Yeah. These pictures aren’t doing Eva any favors at all. She is harsh looking and… sort of manly looking. Not good.
That being said, she is going to act out to protect her investment. Because, let’s face it, Ryan is her investment… it’s the only thing keeping her relevant.
They look so wrong for one another.
+1
Maybe if people stopped putting importance to looks and who “looks right with eachother”, more people would have longer lasting relationships.
She looks so much like my Aunt it is hard for me to separate the two. My Aunt would NEVER go for RGoss so this pairing is automatically rejected in my brain.
OK, wait – is there a celebrity petting zoo? In the name of all things holy, who is in this fabled celebrity petting zoo and how much does admission cost?
Yes, but it’s not what you think. I’m the sole captive of the Celebrity Petting Zoo and I get to choose which celebs I want to pet me.
It’s great!
Who cares how much it costs…let’s just go and check it out! Hope it’s not a celebrity has been petting zoo though they’d have blowhan and the like in that one….Do NOT want to pet that.
Just let me grab my handbag – I am right there behind you.The shoe selection might prove a bit dicey.
But please double check your map – I do not want to go to the zoo with LLohan or the one that @ZZZ or @OKitten are discussing below. I want to pet something akin to Hiddleston or McAvoy.
Don’t get too excited….It’s probably just a disguise for celebs that have a “sex addiction”!
Either that or the celebs would be people like Mickey Rourke….You couldn’t pay me to touch that guy!
@ZZZ-Imagine a celeb petting zoo of Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, K-stew & Ruples, and a bunch of Real Housewives?
I wouldn’t pet that shitty zoo with a 10 foot pole. They’d all be stuck in their cages, emaciated, probably throwing feces at each other.
Hee hee! You forgot Kimmy K! Actually, I guess I would possibly pay to watch other has beens throw poopy at her….!
What a germfest that would be!
Hope you have a great weekend! In the rain….☻
I can actually imagine her saying that to an overzealous fan. Those pics are perfect for this post.
Just look at the 2nd pic. It totally looks like she is saying “bitch, please!”
If this is “true” I can understand the whole fan thing but if the girl was being disrespectful while Eva is sitting right there then by all means…it’s on! The line “this ain’t no celebrity petting zoo” (I also want to steal) is a mild reaction compared to what I would have done if some skank was touching/flirting with my man in front of me.
That turban is terrible. She looks like that crazy actress from the 40’s. Who wears something like that?
I agree with 90% of the comments on this post. I don’t…GET this couple. There’s absolutely no chemistry here! And Eva needs to pull back on the bitch-face. That turban and those annoying, “I’m sexy and fucking Ryan Gosling” faces have got to go. But if whatever happened with that groupie and Ryan were true, she didn’t really handle that well. I think if Ryan had ANY respect for Eva and their “relationship,” he should’ve thrown some shade on that girl or kept a polite distance.
It’s different bc he’s a celebrity a random girls who are prob in love with him and think they know him always flirt or come up to him. She should be expecting or used to it. If it was any of us we’d all be close to punching a betch…..
Lol she looks like a Disney villain in these photos.
I love how Hipster girls are mad he’s not with a ukulele playing Rachel McAdams type.
I do remember him saying his type is “Raquel Welch” so….that should tell you something.
When they were in NY a while back, a couple fans approached Ryan and starting chatting to him. Eva immediately shut them down, saying something like “He’s not buying what you’re selling” or something like that. She sounds extremely possessive of him. Figures. She’s very insecure, and Ryan is all she has now. He’s keeping her relevant. I hope he comes to his senses soon and moves on.
Yea, seems like alot of people have been hoping for that for some time now. All except Ryan, because he still seems to very much interested. I’m not saying they are planning a wedding, but they ARE together, and seem happy. Accept and move on people.
This story is not true. She’s not clever or witty enough to come up with a line like that on the fly. Have you seen interviews with her? Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
is it just me or is eva starting to look kind of tranny lately? her batwing eyebrows are scaring me.
The right thing for him to do in such a situation is thank the young lady for the compliment and introduce her to his lady, Eva Mendes. Then tell her that he hopes she remains a fan and politely dismiss her by saying that he and Eva are trying to enjoy their evening together.
Respectful, dignified and fair. Deed done.
if someone was disrespecting my relationship by flirting with my partner and touching them, i would have told them to back eff up too. and the turban eva’s wearing is unattractive and ridiculous.
I bet this story is from her PR people to make her look more cool and sassy. I have to admit, for a no talent C list actress, she has an excellent PR team.
It’s irrelevant if thie 20 years old is a fan or just a young woman who met him at a party and thought he was attractive.
He should not be “playing along” when a woman is starting to touch him when he has a girlfriend.
On a completely different note, do people consider Eva wearing a turban/turban like head covering culturally insensitive? Is a turban considered to be a religious garment (like headscarves for Muslim women) or is it just another fashion accessory in some cultures? Do Westerners look weird if they decide to wear turbans? I’m asking because I truly don’t know and I’m interested in learning!
I think Eva’s “turban” is more of a thick headband but then some posters were calling it a turban so I wasn’t sure.
The way she is wearing that thing is not culturally insensitive in my opinion. In Mexico and in Guatemala, native women wear head garments in a similar style. I think she might be into Frida Kahlo’s style. The way religious women wear headscarves is different. What she’s wearing does not hide much hair.
A friend of mine bumped into Gosling in Austin last week. She presented herself to him and told him, “I don’t have a camera to take a picture with you… but I would love a hug.” And guess what? He totally hugged her, and I find it very cool that he did it.
Being approached by fans is part of his job. I don’t think that random fangirls should be a threat to Eva if they relationship is solid.
Eva, Darling. Throw away that ugly turban-Talibando headband thing. It makes you look terrrrrribbble and you are too gorgeous.
She looks older than him.
I don’t think Eva is soo bad. Gosling may like being boss around by her.
Isn’t he very close to his mother? Eva may be like her.
I’m not a Gosling ‘hey- girl’ but I’ve never thought Eva Mendes particularly attractive. She has such a mean face.
it’s simple: just give her a call………