These are some photos of Michael Fassbender from a few days ago. I apologize for not seeing them quickly enough, but these are a nice Friday treat, right? Fassbender was spotted in Alicante, Spain, where he was (and is?) in town to film scenes for The Counselor with Cameron Diaz and Javier Bardem. These photos are from Wednesday, and I guess Fassy was enjoying a night out with friend. You can see some additional photos of Fassy in Spain here.
Even though these pics are small (I can’t help it) and they’re not great quality, I will still use them to fuel some new Fassbender fantasies. I was disturbed yesterday to find my fantasy/day-dreams overtaken by polygot Tom Hiddleston. There’s only room for one ginger in my life! No, there isn’t. I can fantasize about Hiddleston and Fassbender together, right? Something about the three of us in a Spanish hotel… white sheets… watching Fassy stand on a balcony overlooking the city as Hiddleston speaks Spanish, ordering more drinks and food… he takes me in his arms…then the other one joins in… ah…
That being said, Fassbender’s “downtime” wardrobe is not helping my fantasy life. Does this boy know how to dress, like, ever? Does he own a pair of pants that fit? Does he have any new t-shirts, or does he just wear the same old scruffy t-shirts he’s had for a decade? Is he wearing the same cheesy shoes that Benedict Cumberbatch was wearing?!? And I’m sorry, beard-haters, but I really miss Fassy’s scruff. I miss his big, burly, ginger beard. But yes, I will make do with these photos.
Photos courtesy of PR Photos.
These aren’t my favorite pics of him but yes, of course I would hit it.
He kinda looks a bit…creepy in some of these photos. I’m avoiding the face and focusing on the bulge. Muuuuuuuuch better.
Still didn’t make my hangover go away though.
ha ha, he’s all yours Kitten-I don’t get it, and with these photos I don’t know that I will ever get it.. he does look super creepy in that top photo.
A year or so ago I was crazy about Fassbender. Now…. not so much. That permanent cheesy grin is offputting and annoying, as is his whole Irish lad persona.
I think he’s one of those people who looks much better in professional photos. In ‘real life’ he looks sort of average, if not rather scruffy – and not in a good sort of way.
Everyday…twice on Saturday’s and Sunday’s. The pictures might not be his best, but he is the total package to me!
He looks like a monster in some of these pics…the 4th one he looks possessed.
Chat-these photos need to be destroyed. It’s our job to protect the fantasy and these pics are drying out my biscuits to an alarming degree.
Bleh. Bad pics of Fassy, raging hangover, rainy, shitty weather.
This is not what Fridays are supposed to be like, dammnit!
I just asked my boss if we could get out early in honor of Yom Kippur….there’s still a chance my Friday can be saved..
Would I hit that? Up and down.
Oh yes, like I was Mike Tyson. I’d be happy to take Fassdong or Aksars shopping any time. 🙂
The answer will always be the same: NO.
My legs only quiver for Hiddles, and sometimes Matthew Gray Gubler, that being said, something about Fassy irks me. I just get an intense vibe from him that makes me uncomfortable.
Ok I just have to say this whole nickname thing is really annoying me. Fassy? Hiddles? Why the infantalizing of men?
So they seem less threatning and more vanilla? lol…
It’s a major turn off to me too. No pet names allowed either from him to me or me to him. Baby talk is BANNED.
Nah, I’m just lazy. Don’t feel like typing out long a** last names, hehe.
Sara, you’re on here defending the use of language that blatantly demeans women thread after thread, and you’re worried saying Fassy infantilizes men? I feel like I’m eating crazy pills in Backwards Land right now.
Ugh, hell yeah, love me some Gube, I would dumb him if I had the chance to get the real Spencer Reid.
The fact that he´s bff with the scum Terry Creeperson is kind of killing my ladyboner sometimes, though.
Gublerquote: “Also Terry Richardson, I see a childlike genuineness in his imagery which I know is somewhat contradictory to how he’s perceived. He takes photos because he’s curious, optimistic, and silly like if you gave a talented 12 year old skateboarder a camera and let him loose all over the world. He has a unique perspective.” Haha he´s beyond delusional.
His personal style is hideous. He can’t even do pants and a tshirt right, total turnoff.
Sighhhh I adore him. He’s too darn sexy. Of course I would hit it. Repeatedly. So hard.
But yeah… I agree he has this vibe. Like maybe he has a bad temper. That’s a huge ladyboner killer and deal breaker to me. (Because I had a chance and stuff lmao).
mte. the rumours don’t help too.
I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt unless we have hard evidence like with Chris Brown and Sean Penn. Then it’s Ovah! The only thing that makes me doubt the domestic abuse claims against him is that her ex had lied about her previous ex in the same way, and she admitted it. So there’s that.
Benefit of the doubt… But keeping an eye out. That would totally ruin him for me.
With what he’s packing, not only would I hit it, I would knock it out the park.
Would I hit it?? Hell, yes I would!!!
He has the kind of body type that just can’t pull off anything baggy/loose. He looks marvelous in a fitted suit, but these t-shirt/khakis are not doing him any favors. My boyfriend has the same build as Fassy (slender & fit with broad shoulders) and has a pair of casual pants that he loves but that look like they are swallowing him whole. Comfort does not need to equate with being deluged by your clothing…
I don’t think Fassbender is particularly broad-shouldered.
not big shouldered, but he’s definitely broader in the shoulders compared to his waist – very defined triangle
I was going to be gracious and leave him for you but then you introduced the Hiddleston/Spanish hotel/Romance languages/drunk Irishman on a balcony situation and now I will need to give this some serious consideration. I mean serious consideration.
In the pictures were he’s sitting he sort of looks like Al Bundy. He really needs to take better care of his skin because he’s only in his mid 30’s and looks like late 40’s early 50’s.
I totally agree with you jinni ! He’s too young but he seems to be nearly to 50’s. Pitty…. because he’s gorgeous !!
If we’re being totally honest here (and I love him hard) but I’m suspicious… I think he’s lying about his age lol. No way he’s less than 40.
If he is DAMN. Skin care.
Yay! Fassy pics. Bad quality or not I’ll take what you’ve so graciously provided K. 🙂
I was just watching Jane Eyre last night, so yes, I would totally still hit it.
He was hot in that, but he usually doesn’t do it for me. Esp in these pics.
Whew! That fantasy bit had me fanning myself…as for the pants…he has to wear them loose to accommodate what he’s packing! 🙂 And yes, I would hit it.
hot HOT no matter what
I think he’s too HOT!!! He would be great as Christian Grey…WooHOO!!!!!
Hot hot hot, love his pale skin, his ginger, his shark smile, his bulge…everything! Gosh this man will kill me
I’ll take Chris Hemsworth over him any day of the week.
He looks best dressed for the red carpet.
However, I would hit it up and down the Spanish coast.
Kaiser, as Hiddleston’s technically a blond, Fassbender can be the only ginger in your “life” for as long as you like!
Liked your Spanish scenario…. speaking of which Skyfall is only weeks away, when are you getting DC and JB back together again?
As soon as I saw that ratty t-shirt, my biscuits went cold. I’m willing to sign a petition to get him a decent stylist. And I’d love it if he’d grow his hair out again and have a little scruff too, Kaiser. Like here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qohxcftlLMY
When did Ginger men get this cute? They weren’t sizzlin’ like this when I was in school. Now it seems that there’s a never-ending parade of them.
totally!!!
Maybe he wants to go unnoticed, let him be :p
YUP!
Ill take the fassy anyway I can get him shaved, bearded, bald, dressed bad who cares im not picky when it comes to the fassdong lol.
I agree ,maybe he wants to go unnoticed
He makes me swoon. Love him!!! Damn it I wish I was there ! 🙂
He looks very boyish and relaxed in these photos. But I am slowly substituting him with Tom Hiddleston.
Actually, I think he looks cuter in his casual clothes than his too shiny, too tight or too loose “fancy” clothes. As Kaiser said, sometimes he can look a little “Sprockets” with his turtlenecks and sports coat combo.
And, I hate to say this because I heart Michael so much, but his manical grinning all the time is starting to remind me of Tom Cruise. Shudder ew
Yes, yes, of course.
It is amazing how when the film cameras start rolling Fassie transforms into the only person that exists on the screen and an object of desire. It’s a tribute to his acting and his gaze. In reality he’s a regular guy.
I was in Killarney this weekend, and, for fear of being hunted down, I must say that he dresses a lot like his brethren. They’re not the most fashion-forward lads in the world. Maybe it’s genetic.
Seriously, Fass, ring me. I’ll have you dressed properly in no time. And then undressed properly in no time.