Katie Holmes & Tom Cruise’s divorce file reveals his hilarious, pimpin’ email addy

Tom Cruise

This week’s issue of Star magazine claims to have breaking revelations about Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise’s divorce papers after getting a hand on a copy of the file. Of course, we’ve already heard a lot of the information that Star presents, especially about the settlement amount and custody of Suri as well as Suri’s sizable trust fund. We’ve also already gathered that Katie probably got to keep all her marriage loot and have learned that the divorce papers themselves were very simple because most of the details were already hammered out in the couple’s prenuptual agreement (which was so extensive that it filled seven banker’s boxes).

There are a few new details about how the divorce went down though. The news actually broke on a Friday afternoon (June 29) while Tom was in Iceland filming Oblivion, and the assumption was made that Katie pulled the plug on purpose while he was out of the country. Not so much. Instead, Katie served Tom while he was in the States for a few days while filming Oblivion (which included happily posing with shameless members of the NYPD) and attending his Friar’s Roast where no one was allowed to mock him. Then Katie’s team didn’t release the news until days later — perhaps as a courtesy to Tom.

Now the details of serving the papers are rather interesting. Tom received for the papers via FedEx, which is an acceptable method of service in the court’s eyes. Also (and this is the detail I like best) Katie requested that a copy of the papers be forwarded to his email address too. Get this — Tom’s email address begins with “1makdaddy” — isn’t that such a Tom Cruise thing? He still really thinks that he’s the guy from Risky Business. According to Urban Dictionary, mack daddy is “a term used to describe a man with an unusual power over women, and is derived from the French and later Louisiana Creole patois term ‘maqereau,’ which means ‘pimp.’ Adding ‘daddy’ makes it mean ‘top pimp.’” Hilarious! CB, Kaiser, and I were trying to figure out Tom’s full email address, and the general conclusion was that “1makdaddy@scientology.org” might be the one. Use that information well, people. Here are the relevant portions of Star’s story:

Tom Cruise

Fourth of July fireworks, indeed! Just a few days before that holiday, a horribly unhappy Katie Holmes and her legal team began the process of officially pulling the plug on her five-year marriage with Tom Cruise, blindsiding the movie superstar with her first divorce documents.

And the way that his soon-to-be-ex planned on delivering the paperwork to her “heavily restricted,” globe-trotting hubby is just one of the surprising details in the superstars’ divorce file — viewed exclusively by Star! The papers provide a fascinating window into the manuevering behind the A-list breakup.

On June 27, an “affidavit in support of order to show cause” was filed by Katie, who foresaw problems with having Tom physically served her divorce filing, because of his “full-time security team that is with him twenty-four hours per day, seven days per week. He travels only on private planes and filed into private landing strips. When he travels by car, it is a motorcade with multiple cars going at the same time to serve as decoys. Put simply, it is impracticable if not impossible to effect personal service upon his person.

Katie’s solution? Knowing that Tom would be returning to his NYC residence “on or about July 4,” she requested FedExing the papers to him there, and also requested sending them to his personal email address — which begins with the handle “Imakdaddy.”

[Tom] was served with the divorce papers on Une 28, and he and Katie agreed on a divorce settlement on July 9. Two days later, Tom underscored in the court papers that he was waiving his right to contest the divorce and consented to “this action being placed on the uncontested divorce calendar immediately.” An insider tells Star, “It seems that may be the moment where Tom could have said to himself, ‘I’ve lost Katie for good.'”

The divorce was finalized on Aug. 17. “Some see Tom as one of the most controlling actors in the world, and no one would have been surprised if he’d fought Katie tooth and nail, especially regarding Suri’s custody and upbringing,” the insider adds. “Ironically, I think, this has put him in a better light.”

[From Star, print edition, October 22, 2012]

This timeline makes sense because Tom was oddly photographed leaving the Greenwich Hotel while he was in NYC during that time period, so I guess he got served at his apartment (Katie had probably secretly moved a lot of her crap out already) and bailed but had to stay in the city for a few days due to his filming commitments. And he put on a happy face (just like Tom does) the whole time until he went back to Iceland.

Also, I can easily believe that Tom’s team thinks he look like a nice guy because he didn’t give Katie a difficult time regarding the divorce, but I think we all know he had his reasons (including the undeniable fact that Katie has a ton of dirt on him). So while Tom continues his jet-setting lifestyle to this date, Katie was photographed taking the subway a few days ago. A bystander notes that she gave him “a wink and a smile,” and the man duly Tweeted, “Uh oh, wonder if Tom Cruise will be jealous.

Meanwhile, an article in this week’s issue of In Touch ups the ante on Tom’s absence in Suri’s life. It has now officially been over two months since he’s seen his youngest daughter. Bad news, Tom. Bad news.

Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise

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  1. Lucy2 says:

    I don’t think i’ve heard mack daddy since high school. In the 90s. So yes, I find that totally believable for him.

  2. gee says:

    THAT IS HIS EMAIL? OMG. Christmas came early!

  3. Hautie says:

    Please, Cruise has not seen Suri because he does not want to. As we have all read once you leave Tom, you are officially cut off. Katie dumped his ass. Contrary how that Cult wants to play it. She out maneuver them.

    How can he be #2 Loon in The Cult, but still allowed to have contact with a known “suppressive person”. Suri got marked that way. We all know it.

    I would be surprise if Cruise gets near Suri, unless his movie ticket sales are going to take a big hit.

    And that mack daddy email… priceless.

    • TrustMeOnThis says:

      Technically, Katie would be the SP. But that makes Suri a “PTS” – potential trouble source. Even though she is six. The cult sure seems weak to be so fearful.

      And yes, Katie, sweet, quiet Katie owned them seven ways to sunday – in front of everyone – and is therefor one of the biggest and baddest SPs out there! Glorious!

      Anyway, I doubt he has been told outright that he can’t see Suri. Although they might be able to audit him into thinking he doesn’t want to. The rules don’t work the same for him. As you suggest he could see her if he wanted to. What an ass.

      Although, it IS brainwashing – I did some research on the actual process of auditing and it is obvious mind control, training to submit without question, to believe the reality presented to you over actual, you know, reality – while attached to an unlicensed medical device that generates endorphins in the body, so you want more and more. Really scary stuff. Not that I am defending him, just saying how it works. So they might be able to convince him he wants nothing to do with her.

      Good luck with your next round of girlfriend auditions, MakDaddy.

    • JenD says:

      I’ve always assumed that TC was not Suri’s biological child, and guessed that Katie would slowly phase TC out of Suri’s life after the divorce. I wouldn’t be surprised that one of the stipulations in the agreement was Katie didn’t out TC as not being the dad and let time take care of getting him out of their lives. Looks like it’s working.

      • CF98 says:

        Yep I mean how else could she have gotten custody so easily. I mean do you think Tom would’ve given up on his biological child so easily otherwise?

        I don’t.

      • karina says:

        Wow, why do people still think that? Suri looks more like Tom now than she looks like Katie. That is definitely his kid.

      • ahoyhoy says:

        karina—Google-image ‘Tommy Davis Scientology’.
        THAT’S who Suri looks like.

    • Annie says:

      His kids are just props to him . This dude doesn’t know the first thing about love. Except himself of course.

  4. mia girl says:

    I can totally imagine Cruise using “Return of the Mack” as his official post-divorce theme song.

  5. Mia 4S says:

    LMAO! Oh dear, he really is just desperately, desperately uncool isn’t he? I would almost feel bad for him…you know…except for everything else about him!

    Two months without seeing his six year old? Considering he isn’t a deployed solider and he has a private jet that looks ridiculously bad! I’m starting to think there is more to this custody issue than we know.

  6. CG says:

    Now I’m going to have that “daddy mack’ll make you JUMP JUMP” line from the Kriss Kross song going through my head all day. 🙂

  7. hoya_chick says:

    The title of the post reads weird.

    Love that Katie took the subway, good for her. Tom is so weird….

  8. DEB says:

    Shocker, not! We aleady knew he has an ego the size of Cincinnati, didn’t we? Times 1000? Ugh.

  9. The Original Genevieve says:

    Well, that’s what happens when you belong to a cult who considers your wife and child Suppressive Persons if they don’t believe in your violent, corrupt “religion”.

    I think the very best thing any person in a $ci-bot’s life could possibly be is a SP. Cheers to Katie and Suri’s now happy life (and three cheers for Martin Holmes).

    I would LOVE to see how paltry the ticket sales will be for Tommygirl’s next movie. I, for one, will NOT be paying to see any of TC’s movies in the future.

    Again….can anyone, ANYONE tell me why the feds aren’t investigating all of the deaths, disappearances and stomach-turning stories regarding CO$?

    Anyone?….Bueller?…ANYONE?

    • Jackie O says:

      i don’t have an answer for you, but your ‘bueller’ comment made me laugh.

      i love this site. it gives me such kicks.

    • Liberty says:

      Sitting here laughing and nodding. You are so right!

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      @Gen-Likeliest reason Feds aren’t investigating COS: $$$$$$$$$.

      $$$$$=Power/Protection

      How do you think they obtained their tax-free status to begin with? Dumped a bunch of $$ into the hands of politicians.

      FBI has a history of corruption and are not immune to the lure of $$, not by a longshot.

      The government is not here to protect us or the general public. It might be their selling point but it’s just fundamentally false.

      PS-do I get a prize for “Most $$$$ in One Comment”? 😉

      • Elizabeth says:

        The rumors were not that CO$ bribed their way to s church tax-free status. Rumors were that they black-mailed their way to it. They had dirt on different people in the IRS (stalking tends to turn up that stuff on some people) and they threatened to use it if these people didn’t cave and give CO$ tax-free status.

      • TrustMeOnThis says:

        Part of why the IRS caved was that $ci Inc had individual $cilons filing lawsuits demanding to be able to deduct their “fixed donations” (actually, payments in exchange for services) from their taxes. This turned out to be a pretty clever strategy. There were hundreds of them, and the IRS was expending significant $$$ and effort to defend against them.

        Miss Cabbage went into a meeting with them (I have heard that Marty Rathbun was also there, and possibly Tommy Davis, although he is now out under NDA so we will probably never know) and basically said “make us tax exempt and we will call off the lawsuits” and the IRS caved.

        They also bribe (and fund political campaigns), but harassment/threats/blackmail/spurious litigation is really more their style.

    • Liza Jane says:

      I am done with Cruise movies too! I used to go see most of them because I like action thrillers and used to suck up my bad vibes about Tom. I actually started to pull away after Rock of Ages..it was dreadful and so was he,all that posturing and male swagger..so false! However I have realized that I can never put another penny in his pocket,we have to voice our disapproval somehow to get the message across to him and the studios( and by the way watch for a lot of Suri PDA as it comes time to promote the movies) so hopefully others will follow suit( though so many people are stunned to hear of his private life and I know hundreds don’t read or know about him, and they’ll no doubt go! ) but for me he’s done like the Thanksgiving turkey!

      • Hakura says:

        +1. No more Tom movies for me, period. He’s a creep.

      • Mayamae says:

        I haven’t given this guy my money since 1996. He’s been bad news for a loooong time.

      • Zinnia says:

        Last Cruise movie I saw was Samurai – and I am spreading the word (in my little circle) about the abuses within Scientology. Cruise’s lawyer, Bert Fields, has said Tom is aware of these stunning abuse allegations – but chooses not to believe them. I choose to NOT support Cruise by seeing his movies.

  10. roxy750 says:

    I wonder the details of Bret’s hair situation. I really am curious.

    • Roxy says:

      Brett has a head full of his own hair. I always wondered if he was ‘top bald” but he isn’t. You can find pics online. I find him very attractive and no wonder TC tried to emulate him on stage in Rock of Ages movie. But nobody wears his jeans the way Brett does…cuz Dayum! Ever seen that fine man in person? You won’t regret it.

      • girlygirl says:

        Brett opened for Toby Keith last year at Sturgis and he was so skinny. I was truly worried about his health, I know he has diabetes. It was a great performance but I did not look at his butt in the jeans! lol

    • gg says:

      Bret wears a wig. Its been well-known for over a decade. It’s also very obvious. He screws groupies wearing it and it’s come off in their hands. I swear I heard this in an interview with a famous groupie, Roxana Shirazi.

    • gg says:

      Michaels has very thin hair so he’s worn a wig for many years, which he tries to conceal in the front with the bandanna covering most of it. Roxana Shirazi was on an interview saying he was, um, pleasuring her and the wig came off in her hand. He’s a manwhore and ditched his children’s mother after their reality show ended. He’s not really an upright kind of guy.

      But hey, his butt looks okay. 😐

  11. Cathy says:

    bwahahahahaha…to funny.

  12. Cece says:

    I get that everyone wants to bash Cruise, but this one is just plain stupid to me. I think the email address is kinda funny and maybe that is something from years ago that had some kind of funny connotation to him.

    Grasping at this and making a story out if it seems a little pathetic.

    As far as I’m concerned, they are both total losers.

  13. lizzi says:

    haha unusual power over women…. to keep their panties on is more like it

  14. CG says:

    If it was through scientology.com wouldn’t they just let him have whatever email he wanted? I mean why would he need the 1 and the mispelling of mack? It’s not like it’s hotmail or neopets or something…

    • TrustMeOnThis says:

      Because MissCabbage has mackdaddy@scientology.org AND makdaddy@scientology.org already. Tommy had to get in line after his master.

      • Charlotte says:

        like a hound with his nose stuck permanently in Miss Cabbage’s butt.
        I only started reading Celebitchy when $ci tracking led me here; I’ve been researching them for quite some time and was greatly excited by the divorce in hopes it would be a means to end them for good. I have loved the commentators here for their great scoops and $ci-leads. And, of course, the amsingly obvious $ci-bot posts.
        I fall down rabbit-holes of Co$ reading and can’t stop. Some months back I was even using their lexicon inadvertently.

      • TrustMeOnThis says:

        I know, it is a total rabbit hole! I’m sure you’ve heard that Tony Ortega is back with his amazing community of commenters: http://ortegaunderground.wordpress.com

        $cientology: the more you look, the weirder it gets. I do think it is on the way out. It’s amazing how many people have been leaving and writing about it online. There have to be those who just leave quietly. And who would join, knowing what it is? I think it is just crumbling.

        Keep your stats up! 😉

      • gg says:

        haha, this ^^

      • Charlotte says:

        Yes!I’m so pleased! I was up to the wee smalls several nights ago because I couldn’t bring myself to log off.

  15. Rux says:

    hahahah. I keep hearing — on a loop — that song “Return of the Mac…there it is”.

  16. HappyJoyJoy says:

    He is so unlikeable. Aside from his weirdness, he just comes across like a real asshat.

  17. Liberty says:

    And you know what they say….

    Mack daddy email address, small password.

    • someone says:

      Good one hahahaha

      • CC says:

        Yea, rofl

        As a bonus…cue in some Spaceballs:

        “1-2-3-4-5? That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard of in my life! That’s the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!”

  18. Dorothy says:

    This whole mess has just identified him for the fool he is, his ridiculous involvement in a sci-if cult. One almost feels sorry for him and his ignorance in realizing the world finds him tiresome and overrated .

  19. I'mSupposedToBeWorking says:

    My question is – if Scientologists are so knowledgeable – especially those who are OT level whatever-Tom-is, then how could they not tell that Katie (and Nicole, and whoever else) was an SP until she left? Couldn’t they detect this prior to receiving the papers?

    • TrustMeOnThis says:

      That is a very good question!

      Also, why go into a body at all, if all you’re going to do is try to exteriorize once you get there? Why not just fly around and do whatever you want?

  20. mugsy says:

    Y’all are killing me!!! Return of the Mack and Jump will stay in my head the rest of the day!

  21. La Calabaza says:

    My email address is funny too. No blame on that. Still he gives me the creeps.

  22. stinky says:

    “who’s the mack?”

  23. Lulu says:

    OMG poor Sufi. Two months?? Did he ever really love her at all? That is just all kinds of wrong.

    • Hakura says:

      I’ve always wondered if he’s actually capable of loving anyone (you know, besides himself). His life has always revolved around him or that ridiculous cult.

  24. Paloma says:

    It will be interesting to see if Tom visits Suri during the holidays.

  25. amy C says:

    work it tommy.

  26. The Original Victoria says:

    What really gets the goat is that Katie is the one who POWNED Tommy Boy since in the beginning we all that she was going to be lost forever.

    And Ice Queen Nic was the one who got POWNED. I believe Katie didn’t have a lot of dirt on her for her audits and Nic did. And inquring minds and all that….

  27. Roma says:

    It is obviously an AOL email addy.

  28. whatthehell456 says:

    Daddies have the most important job in the world…they are supposed to be the example of how every other man in their daughter’s life is supposed to treat them….You’re failing miserably at your job, Tom. Miserably.

  29. telesma says:

    Are we sure it’s not “I’m a k daddy”? No idea what the “k” would mean other than referring to Katie, but maybe it has personal meaning to him.

  30. Juicy Lucy says:

    I have not seen a Tom Cruise film since he became involved with sceintology. I tried reading dienetics but it was too much of an insult to my 170 IQ!

    I give Katie all the respect in the world for getting the upper hand in the marriage and leaving Tom. There is no question that Suri misses Tom but Katie is doing her a tremendous favor by starting a new life in NY. I wish mother and daughter nothing but happiness.

  31. Jaded says:

    He’s clearly chosen his sick obsession with Co$ and his ego-feeding addiction to making movies over quality time with Suri. Both Katie and Suri are now considered SP persona non grata by Co$ so no big surprise there.

    I also firmly believe that he’s not Suri’s biological father, and that Katie threatened to reveal all if he didn’t play nice and walk away.

    Revenge is a dish best served cold, Tom, never forget that.

  32. Sandip says:

    There has to be some reason for him to give up his child so easily, maybe he is not the father. Possible sperm donation.

  33. Aubra says:

    DEAD.

  34. Kate says:

    I’m wondering if the handle comes from iMac Daddy. We know he travels a lot and presumably he skypes the kids when he does. Maybe that’s how Suri or someone started referring to him. Kind of cute if it’s true. And that’s how you reach him (that email address) when he’s using the iMac. Perhaps they changes the spelling because the original was taken or because one of the kids spelled it that way.

  35. dcypher1 says:

    Shame on u tom for not seeing ur little suri. I geuss we all know what his furst priority is xenu how sad.

  36. Kara says:

    If u look at the star piece it says “imakdaddy”
    it’s an “I”
    Not a “1” couldn’t it be I’m a k daddy?

    Makes more sense to me

  37. taxi says:

    There’s been a rumor for years that TC has a e chromosomal abnormality (double X or double Y, forgot which) that always results in sterility. That same genetic defect makes for man boobs but TC had plastic surgery many years ago to remove his.

    • flan says:

      Must be XXY-syndrome. People who have this, might also have certain defects that hinder learning, and I remember Tom had dyslexia (which was supposedly cured by Scientology). It would explain his insecurity too. They are infertile.

      XYY-syndrome produces men which are super manly and who usually have problems learning too. They are usually fertile.

  38. gg says:

    Prenuptial.

  39. LeslieM says:

    I think he can’t see Surinam. I know he took her to Disney but I think Katie has something on him and he’s not allowed to see her. It’s the only reason he would stay away. He’d see her if only for the good press but I do think he truly loves her. I don’t think it’s his decision.

    • Miss T says:

      Ultimately, it’s still his decision. If he chose to give up custody of his daughter in order to save his image/career, then that shows where his priorities are. Personally, I think he’ll see her, but only a few times per year. I think his visitation will be pretty limited. I predict his next visit will be around Thanksgiving.

    • CF98 says:

      I also think that when Suri took that trip with Tom to Disney it was Katie allowing Suri to say goodbye to him but yeah its obvious to me at least that Katie cut Tom out of Suri’s life.

      And that Suri is not his biological child. But Katie let him save face if he left them alone in exchange for her silence of what she has on him.

      I don’t believe it has anything to do with him being gay as it has to do with Scientology.

  40. lisa2 says:

    I think it is a shame that Tom is not seeing his child. Working is not an excuse. We see other actors flying back and forth with less funds then Tom. Plus one would think Tom would have taken some time off right after the divorce to be with his daughter.

    that looks bad and no matter how they say he “calls her it is bad”.. Tom is not a soldier off to war and can’t come home.

    and in all honesty the whole Katie and Tom thing is not that interesting. I think other then Tom the interest in Katie is lessened.

  41. The Wizz says:

    Tom’s so uncool he’d still be using a hotmail address.

  42. Aubra says:

    …I’m still hittin’ it with no regrets tho!

  43. gg says:

    Lagerfeld wears those driving gloves because he has teeny tiny hands, and they look odd with the size of his ego, er – head.

  44. mollie says:

    I love Bret Michaels

  45. ViloDeMenus says:

    Earthlink is a CO$ front company, and anyone still using that dinosaur is giving money directly to a group that puts their members into punishment and re=education camps routinely. The man who was supposed to be the legit head of the church has been imprisoned for nearly 20 years. Heber Jantzch, his son died and his mother and father were not allowed to see his body or attend their own son’s funeral. That was handled by his in laws even though he was divorcing their daughter, but they are high up in the CO$ and they controlled the body and rights of man they were not related to. If you have Earthlink, get rid of it today, don’t support these monsters, please.