I have to be perfectly honest here — when Kaiser emailed me about this story and remarked, “Gross,” my immediate response was “Yay!” What can I say in my defense? I guess I sort of like gross things. However, this actually is a really gross story even when we’re talking about the classic “perfectly gross couple” of Katy Perry and John Mayer. Realistically, I have to wonder how much longer this coupling can succeed because I feel like Katy is (obviously) either deluding herself by thinking this could actually work out or (even worse) she believes that she can change John by making him a one-woman man. For the moment though, things are working out because it’s all about sex for Katy and John — so much so that their exploits are so maddeningly loud that they have to muffle the sound with music. You know they have to be listening to John’s music, right? Here are the details:
The stage isn’t the only place where singers Katy Perry and John Mayer make sweet music, as their neighbors know all too well!
Katy Perry apparently had trouble satisfying Russell Brand’s wild sexual urges, but John Mayer certainly isn’t complaining! Instead, it’s Katy’s West Hollywood neighbors who are complaining, as the couple like to “have very loud sex, keep very late hours and like to turn up the tunes,” reports Star.
Katy’s relationship with John has certainly had its ups and downs, as she has always been concerned about the notorious ladies’ man’s “wandering eye.” However, they seem to be happier than ever lately, and HollywoodLife.com previously reported that Katy thinks the John could be “the one.”
Both stars have been unlucky in love in the past, so here’s hoping that this relationship runs the distance. Katy’s neighbors better buy some earplugs!
[From Hollywood Life]
HAhaha. I have to wonder — if only for a moment — if this is some half-baked story that was planted for Russell Brand’s benefit? Remember, Katy was said to have been appalled at Russell’s wheelchair pr0n, and the flip side of that story was that she wasn’t able to satisfy his kinky urges. Soooo … now we’re hearing the mysteriously-placed report that Katy and John are literally bouncing off the walls and unable to vocally contain their own excitement at the mere sight of each other’s respective private parts? Yeah, that is kind of gross.
In parting, I give you some photos of Mayer’s “O” face. You’re very, very welcome!
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN
She must be super crazy loud to disturb neighbors in the neighborhoods they live in. I live in a regular neighborhood and I can’t even hear my neighbors if they yell across the house, let alone have sexy time.
That’s what I’m thinking. Don’t celebs usually have acres of land surrounding their homes; especially in LA? So what kind of vocal cord destroying screeches are these two doing?
That’s why the story is a joke.
Not really. I’ve been up to the Hollywood Hills. While the houses themselves may be huge, the yards are actually pretty dinky (maybe 1/16th to 1/8th of an acre or so). Basically just enough for a swimming pool, a hot tub, and a patch of grass or 2.
yea, esp if a window is open. it’s like sofla where i’m from with what they call, “zero lot lines.” Huge homes with no property
That last picture is awesome…looks like a contestant on RuPaul’s drag race show.
Bite your tongue! Ru’s girls wear way less makeup than that!
I know it’s a guitar shadow, but that first pic of Mayer looks like he has wet his trousers.
I thought the same thing Charlotte!! LOL
Lol!
ewwwwwww
Hadn’t heard she couldn’t satisfy Russell. I thought there was a blind that she was disappointed he was too tame in the bedroom….
With her vocal skills and voice, I’d believe it if the whole neighborhood would have bleeding ears. But yeah as for the credibility, if they dont live in the middle of a multi-floor apartment building, its not easy to hear your neighbors do anyhing besides hammer a picture onto the wall. I’ve lived in various apartments actually, and have only heard one particular neighbor…maybe once a year.
Maybe an open window and echo in the hills. Anyway, gross.
Barf. Mayer’s O-Face. I can’t un-see that.
He looks like a sleeping drunk bum in these pics.
+1 That thought and those pictures made me nauseous . . . literally.
So gross. Just because I have now seen those unfortunate pictures of John Mayer’s “O” face. Ewwwww. Un-see! Un-see!!!
Isn’t this the norm with JM? I seem to remember similar articles when he was with Jessica Simpson.
Ah they are both so gross. But I don’t have a problem with the loud sex, because I am guilty of the same. I really can’t completely enjoy sex myself unless I can let loose and holler a little. Or a lot. Poor neighbors…
I hate it when I hear neighbors doing the nast.
It depresses me in the sense that I wanna be having that much fun. Boo:(
Lol @ the O faces. I was wondering why you didn’t use that in the header. He makes the worst faces. Shudders. This sounds made up though. Celebs don’t live in neighborhoods where you can hear your neighbors having nasty times.
John Mayer’s O-face…OMG.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. I’ll be trying all day to get those images out of my head.
Brain bleach, please! Thanks EVER so much, Bedhead 😛
I hear you Genevieve, vomit-inducing indeed!
I still refuse to believe that they are a real couple. John Mayer just picks a hot famous woman, sexes her for some time and dumps them when he’s bored with them and wants to move onto a different woman. And all of these stupid women who date him think that they will be the one to change him but they’re always wrong.
What puzzles me, is that Katy decided to shag around with another known womanizer.
Is she so delusional, that she believes she can cure Mayer of chasing after strange all the time?
The only way this is going to end for her… is being publicly humiliated by him.
And weren’t her and Swift big buddies? I bet they aren’t anymore.
Ohhh… maybe Taylor will get a new song from this. How her best buddy shagged the man that did her(Swift) wrong….
Geez, Mayer would whine forever, if that happens!
She’s just a sucker for men with lines, even though she acts all strong and powerful, she’s weak with men.
Ummm… just had a flash… wonder if Katy is preggers… or trying to be? Would be exactly the kind of moron-move to “get-back” at her ex… ’cause he wanted children but she “wasn’t ready”.
Katy is nasty and petty. Russell left because he finally figured it out. She wanted to party, drink and drug — and wasn’t going to stop. The excuse was “she’s young”. I call bull-chit. She’s selfish and immature and narcistic. NOT the qualities for a working marriage. Or motherhood. She wants to “play” married not “be” married. Whether or not its Russ or anyone else.
Methinks Katy is out to prove she’s a woman of substance. She has substance allright. Mostly in the form of blow. And John Mayer will make a FABULOUS father.
Can’t wait for this to happen. Please, please gossip gods make this happen.
He used to be hot like 10 yrs ago. Now hes fug.
Forget the noise, the smell is worse….
So JM really is a coprophiliac, or is that like the Richard Gere / gerbil thing?
She strikes me as a faker.
Silkwood shower to my eyes after seeing JM’s ‘O’ face…seriously ewwwwwww!!!!!
I am starting to think that JM must be the most talented oral sensation EVER for all these clueless celebrities to stick to his sorry ass. Maybe he should write a book about how to do all that and go buy a private island with the earnings, move there and leave us all alone.
THey are both gross although JM actually is a great guitarist when he wants to crank it out; I am astonished that KP even has a “career” she is so devoid of everything starting with talent; Someday we will find out how many people/stations/sponsors etc. were paid off to make her a star.
“… it’s all about sex for Katy and John — so much so that their exploits are so maddeningly loud that they have to muffle the sound with music… Here are the details:”
You really come to know how much of a masochist you are if you do, in fact, choose to scroll down.
shes gross!!!!!!!! I cant stand her
Russell denied the wheelchair thing when he was on Howard Stern, and based on the fact that he sounded legitimately surprised and confused by the accusation, I tend to believe him. Plus, he’s said before that despite having loads of sex, he’s apparently not all that kinky (other than sticking things up his own butt and using yoga positions for some very creative sex positions, both of which he admitted to on his old radio show).
Also, if it was planted for Russell’s benefit, then 1) Katy or Katy’s people are more petty and immature than I originally thought, and 2) It was pointless because Russell doesn’t read news articles about himself anymore. He also doesn’t read things people tweet him on twitter because Katy’s fans are psycho and send him hateful, immature comments, including death threats!
Yoga sex positions I get but a hetero guy sticking things up his own ass is…..kinda weird.
The photos in this story are hilarious-thanks Bedhead. They truly are a perfect match.
Great story, GREATER photos, for sure! Yes, Bedhead outdid herself!
BTW, these two DESERVE each other. And they will not last….they love themselves too much to truly love another. The fallout is going to be FANTABULOUS….can’t wait for the break-up.