Republican or Democrat, Independent or Green, conservative or liberal or centrist, can we all agree on one thing this morning? That one thing: Katie “Jordan” Price is hilarious. Katie Price is like the Kim Kardashian/Snooki of the UK, only somehow she’s even trashier. She’s a former (and current?) “glamour model” who has published several (ghost-written) bestsellers and she runs several successful budget-clothing lines. These are new photos of Katie in London today, launching “KP Rocks” which I can only assume is a line of feathered boots and feathered capes. Because why not?
I’ve discussed my love of Katie Price and her amazing photo-ops/promotional photo shoots before – go here to review. I think this promotional shoot might even be better than the last one. The last one featured a “hot pink and hot rollers” theme which really worked for me, but I like the vibe of this shoot so, so much. I like the “slutty white wedding” vibe. I LOVE the feathered boots, which probably fall apart as soon as you wear them for longer than two minutes. I love the tiara/crown! I LOVE THE CAPE. Take that, Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth thought that she was bringing back classy capes from Tom Ford. Well, Katie Price has spoken, Tom Ford. CAPES ARE BACK. Katie is the one to bring capes back. Not Goop. Not Tom Ford. You’ve been schooled, son.
Katie Price: Best Promotional Photo Poser In the World, or Best Promotional Photo Poser EVER?
Photos courtesy of Daniel Deme/WENN.com.
She very wisely wore a Camelflage, I see. My retinae thank you, Jordan.
I wondered if it was a sanitary towel or a nappy…thanks for the explanation!
thank you!i wanted to say the same thing, at least her cameltoe is not winking at us so it’s not that bad..
Hahah! I wondered what was going on down there. I didn’t realize such a product existed.
Jesus, what the fock has she done to her boobs??? They are just out of control!
She is the true queen of style and elegance, but the thing that are truly shocking about her is that a)she run marathon and b)she adores horses…Hale Katie!
I have to agree. What a breath-taking angel. What am I supposed to wear to work now? Nothing can ever top this sophistication. I feel like such a fuddy duddy.
I actually read an interview with her a while ago and was surprised how much I came away liking her. She doesn’t take herself too seriously, anyway.
Yes she is. Her style makes Dita Von Teese vintage wardrobe crying glamourous tears.
Looking at this makes my boobs hurt.
I thought it was Honey Boo Boo’s new pet chicken.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
BEST. COMMENT. ANYWHERE. EVER!
she’s like a bride super hero. AWESOME SAUCE!!
Is that marabou?!? Joan Collins would be proud of all this elegance
Too much fugliness at one time!
I am a loss for words except for: trashy!
I disagree that Katie Price is trashier than Kartrashian. To be fair to her, she did make a name for herself by actually having a job – even if that job was glamour modelling. So she has done something to ‘deserve’ her fame.
And while she insists on ruining her looks through slutty poses and costumes – and recently awful cosmetic work – she is, or was, actually quite beautiful. She has fabulous bone structure and features. Honestly. Look at one of her old photos, try to see beyond the ugly make-up and nasty poses, and see if you don’t agree with me.
I love Katie. She is just so trashy and has no shame about it.
I agree, she was beautiful before all the surgery, it was unnecessary. I think she’s had a couple of nose jobs and several breast augmentations, not to mention way too much botox and lip fillers.
Am I wrong or there is something strange goin’ on in her crotch area??!!
LMAO Irony!!
Still love her tho
She looks like she has a penis tucked away in there.
+1
xD
because anything nice can be made better by slutting it up – gross – even if its a drag-queen joke – which it kinda looks like it is.
Hopefully, Michael K will post on this. I love his Katie Price posts. Solid gold.
I can’t stand KP 95% of the time but whenever I read a post about her on CB I suddenly find her hilarious.
Her crotch area is very distracting and her boobs look painful. The poses though, always stay classy, Katie!
My eyes are strangely drawn to her freaking breast! It’s like a car accident. I can’t turn away…
This is the most covered up I’ve seen her. She must have finally read the memo.
her ‘down there’ always looks so man-ish. Like she’s tucking.
I am an avid reader of the trashy Daily Mail, so I am sooo into Katie Price. She’s so funny, but the thing I like about her most is that she really doesn’t take herself too seriously (*cough* Kardashians *cough*) she knows EXACTLY what she is an what she’s selling. And the fact that she’s devoted to her kids, including the disabled one (don’t know the name) and she competes in dressage competitions just adds to this.
Her son’s name is Harvey.
Errr what? She drags new men into her home to live with her children after knowing them for a hot minute and the only person who cares for her disabled son is her mother. Hilarious promotional model she is, but devoted to her kids…not so much. She’s a horrible mother.
She looks SO old. Such trailer trash.
I think a cumcumber stuffed in the lower extremities would have given the look a certain panache.
Dafuq did I just see?
She looks like the grown British version of Honey Boo Boo. Is she really a man?
Those bracelets must be mine. And that is all.
I thought I was the only one! I couldn’t even SEE Katie; I was so in lust with those!
WTF is that a camel cup?! LOL!!
Wait, so what’s up with her crotchal situation? Is that a pad to protect from cameltoe? Like if I drew her, I’m pretty sure my professor would tell me something was off with my proportions (breasts no withstanding).
This is where Courtney the child bride of Doug gets her makeup, posing and expression lessons. Clearly.
She tickles me to death!!
Liberace reincarnate
LOL
Courtney Stodden looks up to her and I expect to see an outfit just like this at the Xmas tree spot in LA.
she’s her own woman though and she’ll wear RED.
I like Katie though, her face is seeerving it hunny!
Love the sexy face in the pictures!
She is so…square-shaped.
And her camel toe is so…aggressive.
Is that from the Monique Lhuillier bridal line? Amsale?
Well, already married be damned – I know what I am wearing to make dinner tonight!
i am from europe and i cant understand why brits buy her stuff or even like her.
She is pure trash! gross woman
We’re sure she’s not a blow-up doll, right? Has anyone checked?
Is it wrong that I kinda love her garter tattoo?
saying something nice: her hands are gorgeous! seriously 🙂
Wow! I barely recognize her. The face looks far different than in the previous photoshoots…and not an improvement in my opinion.
Is she tucking?
The brit kim kardashian I luv it. She kinda looks like kim with that plastic face she has and those fake lips. All she needs is the fake ass.