I knew this would be a day dominated by Lindsay Lohan and The Great Cracktastrophe of 2013, but I wasn’t expecting this. According to TMZ, after LL and Dina busted their lazy asses to fly back to LA for Lindsay’s court appearance today – despite being super-sick, y’all! – they couldn’t even find a hotel to check into. Wait, did I say that the wrong way? They tried to check into two hotels, only to get rejected flat-out. Hahaha.
It was a rough night for Lindsay Lohan and mama Dina …. first, flying to L.A. to dodge an arrest warrant and landing after midnight …. then getting rejected by a swanky hotel … and TMZ has learned they were BLACKBALLED.
Lindsay and Dina showed up at Shutters on the Beach in Santa Monica (see video) at around 1 AM Wednesday. Lindsay stayed in the car while Dina went inside to check in, but she was unceremoniously turned away. Sources at Shutters tell TMZ they put Lindsay on a blacklist after she allegedly trashed one of their rooms in 2007.
Lindsay and Dina then went up the road a piece, to the Loews Hotel where they were also turned away. Management tells TMZ … there were no rooms available.
We don’t know where Lindsay and Dina ended up … but one thing’s for sure … with court starting at 8:30 AM, they’re gonna have bags so big they’ll need to check them for the return flight.
The only real question I have is: why not the Marmont? Why didn’t they try to check into the Chateau Marmont, which is Lindsay’s crack den of choice when she’s in LA? Or how about her actual LA home which was just refurbished? Or why not The Standard, which is where a lot of the d-bags stay? What is going on in Lohan-land? Are hoteliers finally getting wise to the crack shenanigans?
Lindsay is due in court in less than two hours… we’ll have something more then!
Photos courtesy of WENN, Pacific Coast News.
I know we aren’t supposed to delight in others troubles, but I’ll be damned if this didn’t make me legitimately LOL. Lilo just goes around burning bridges!
+1
Hi Samigirl! I agree – this made me laugh and rejoice and I almost pumped my fist in the air! ha ha
Hope the court is as accomodating! ha ha (sarcasm intended)
Lilo bridges burning down, burning down, burning down
Lilo bridges burning down, all hail Crackie!
Why a hotel would refuse service to Lindsey? Doesn’t she have to pay in advance for her stay?
Just because she pays in advance doesn’t stop that crackie from trashing the place.
@ Abra: Very true, I thought about it after I posted my comment.
Seriously though, you turn up in town at 1am and just go to find a hotel room. Did they not think about booking a room in advance? Doesn’t LL have assistants to do things like that?
Not only is she band from hotels, she also baned from all the big car rental agency for totalling to many vehicle. Dumb orange cracken
seriously, why is she not staying in her own home?
I picture them at an Econolodge somewhere near the freeway.
I am sure Lilo can afford a little better than Econolodge. Those hotels are terrible.
Maybe it was seized by the IRS?
Because its not hers anymore. She was renting, couldn’t keep up with the $10,000 monthly rent and got evicted.
She doesn’t live in LA anymore, she lives in NYC. She got tossed from her house because she couldn’t afford it.
I’m not surprised at all! I bet she’s banned from the Chateau Marmont again (or she would have tried it). Plus, wasn’t she having trouble paying her house rent? Probably got evicted, then.
I don’t know if any of y’all have seen Flight, but I bet last night looked a little like the scene before the hearing in the end, IF they found somewhere to sleep that is.
Didn’t that Spanish painter guy (Zapata?) who loaned her his CM suite for months finally cut her off? I thought I read that when radar,etc. were reporting that she’s become a call girl … erm… “escort.” I doubt she can get a room there without someone else’s (substantial) credit on the line.
It’s pretty standard for hotels to blacklist people who have damaged the rooms and cost them money – but it usually has to be pretty bad for that to happen. If it was back in 2007, she must have done some major damage for them to still deny her service.
As to why not the Marmont? I’d guess that she probably owes money to somebody who hangs out there. Maybe her dealer is staking the place out, waiting to get her to pay up. If she’ll stiff her lawyer, she’ll probably stiff everybody else in her life.
Hahahaha…persona non crackie!
Even Chateau Marmont had their fill of Crackie.
Very funny joke, persona non-grata, in Lindsey’s case: non-crackie. LOL
She looks more orange.
Yes she does, she looks like Donald Trump’s daughter because of the orangy skin tone.
I thought the Cracken’s “LA Mansion” was a rental and that she could no longer afford the rent.
I remember hearing this, too, about the rental… but if I’m not mistaken, she also owned a home in the area aside from the rental.
Wasn’t her lease up on the house? And she had hid all the furnishings before then?
And look how huge her pupils are in that picture. (front seat of the car)
A little bump more and she will be good as new for court!
I thought I read the landlord kicked her out.
I think she tried to break the lease but wasn’t allowed and so remains “responsible” until February, which is basically now, right? I think that was the story after the Millionaire Decorators debacle.
I believe I recall that she had to move all of her stuff into storage and was having trouble keeping up with the payments.
The top picture is hilarious. She looks like a wax figure sitting in the passenger seat. The look on her face. HAHAHA! I can’t stop laughing at it.
I know….LMAO!!!
LOL- I know!!! She’s like a creepy doll!
Right?? I keep staring at it… I guess it’s just that, it looks WAX. Not real. The close up was the pic for the other story earlier, but the full shot with Dina in it makes the expression on Linnocent’s face even weirder and more creepy.
Any normal person would be mortified to have been turned away. They just amaze me at how jaded by inexcusable behavior they are. They no longer realize what is acceptable and what is decent.
Sorry, I know its bad karma to laugh at other people’s misfortune. But the thought of LiLo and White Oprah hauling in and out of rental cars- being turned away with bags, entourage and all- HA. HA! Snicker.
I’m still amazed they have an entourage. Why?? And the question of who’s footing the bills still lingers. Everyone know’s the’re broke.
Perhaps when the hotel manager noticed the papparazzi following Lindsey, and they did not want to create annoyance to the other hotel guests.
Or maybe they just don’t want to be associated with the Lohan’s. That would be my guess.
Or they just want guests who will pay for their rooms and not trash them.
Schadenfreude!
Who would want to stay in a hotel if you can stay in your own home? I do not get that. Why is she even trying to check into a hotel? Unless she has trashed her home already? Maybe her dealer lives in it? Does she not own towels and sheets? She wants room service with a side of bed bugs?
At this point, I don’t understand why Lindsey and her dealer(s) never get busted in a drug deal. Perhaps her home is under surveillance and she doesn’t want to get caught buying drugs. Perhaps her dealers refuse to go to her house anymore. Who knows.
She trashed that rental home ($8000 per MONTH) that she got all that new furniture for from that remodeling show. The show said it was so bad, they couldn’t shoot any new footage. (This is also the place where she was supposedly soliciting donations from friends to try to pay her rent, because the owners refused to let her move out early. I think that lease is up in Feb.)
Wasn’t there a report that Lohan almost immediately sold all the furnishings supplied by the Bravo show once the filming was over? Didn’t she get like $50K for them? Probably went directly to her dealer.
I look at her stupid, shi* eating smile, and think does she fully understand how much trouble she’s in? Has it not clicked in her hazy brain that, she is up to her eyeballs?
At this stage, do you guys think shes mentally ill? Or is the general feeling that this bitch is spoiled, and wants what she wants, and to hell with the rest of us?
All of the above!
I suspect Borderline Personality Disorder. Real talk.
I think she has BPD too. And a raging drug and alcohol problem.
ViktoryGin,
I am pretty sure the DSM did away with Borderline Personality Disorder. I agrre with you, though. Either that or Bipolar Disorder.
Antisocial personality disorder. Borderline tendencies. Substance-induced mood disorder. General crackheadedness.
If only she had invested in actual real estate when she was making 7 million a movie. What a fool…all that money wasted in hotels.
That’s what I have always thought too. Back when she was making millions, she could have bought her own home outright. Now, she can’t even afford a freakin’ hotel room! This nasty snatch could have had it all yet she threw it all away for drugs and boozing.
I’m sure Michael and Dina set aside their child’s assets in a trust to protect her future like responsible parents would. Oh, wait, I guess not.
LMBO! I find this way funnier than I should. Why didn’t she use her standard, “Move that cone! I’m Lindsay Lohan!” line from the Lindsay Lohan School of Persuasion?
PS ~ How much fake hair is in the car in that last picture?
Why do I think Dina would find some religious analogy in this, “no room at the Inn”? 😉
Yes I just brought up the Virgin Mary in a Cracken thread…I’m going to hell.
Sh!t! I just looked at the photos and saw a black dude in the car. That means Lilo is about to commit a crime and blame him.
Run, black dude, RUN!!!
Ouch.
I don’t understand – don’t they live in LA? Don’t they own a home(s) in LA? Why are they attempting to check into a hotel? Didn’t Crackie buy a condo next to her DJ ex-GF last year? What happened to it?
I wouldn’t survive in the chaos these people seem to thrive in.
Crackie doesn’t buy. She rents.
I doubt she could get a mortgage. She doesn’t have any income.
She doesn’t own anything. Not up to her crack behavior nor a home. Hell, she doesn’t own a car. It’s all disposable.
All kidding aside. The fact that Lindsey used to make millions of dollars in Hollywood for her movies, and the fact that she does not own her own home is really really SAD. Where did all the money go to?
PS- not looking down on renters or leasers. It’s a good idea for a lot of people. Only looking down on LL because she had the means to own in a great market but she ruins everything she touches. She doesn’t have the capability to own anything. She needs to rent so she can continue to destroy and then move on. God. I think I might hate her.
I bet Lindsey USED to own her own home but she might had exchanged it for a two-year supply of coke. Who knows.
She doesn’t even look like herself. So hard and old.
The house was a rental. It was refurbished by Million Dollar Makeover (I think that is the namne of the show) and she took what she could and put it in storage when she refused to do the reveal. Her lease is up in Feb and she tried to get out of it before then. She has no home in LA, never has, she has always rented.
Finally! A company wise enough not to do business with them.
For people who supposedly lives in Los Angeles, they spend a lot of time in hotels.
You mean, one of Lilo’s johns *cough* …boyfriends… couldn’t help them out? Poor White Oprah. Just like Mary and Joseph getting turned away from the inn.
Well, what do they expect when the super understanding, discreet Chateau finally has enough and puts a media hit on them.
Other hotels don’t use their ability to shelter hotel wrecking famewhores as an advertising positive.
I love her hair color…it looks good on her. I will always feel for her as someone who came from an abusive family…the girl never had a chance with the asshole parents she is stuck with…
I get what you’re saying, but there comes a time when you do things diffrently. There a lot of people who grow up in bad familes, that decide they’re going to break the cycle. Her history shows her lack of remorse or responsiblity. She cools the behavior when shes in trouble, then when off the hook goes back at it. That to me shows that she gets it. She is a lost cause and her history shows that.
True. A lot of neglected or abused kids will find another family to bond with to get what they’re not getting at home. A friend’s or boyfriend/girlfriend’s family will become their second home.
Umm… Can we just talk about Dina’s outfit for a second? What in the hell kind of boots and leggings get up is that!
It’s a charming angle though – she’s going to be thrilled when she sees it!!!!! lol
At first glance, I thought it was her naked butt hanging out! Sadly, that didn’t even give me pause.
HA!
Leggings that Lindsay designed, I hope.
Hah. The Loew’s has vacancies. My husband has people staying there this week and booked them last night there.
Freaking hilarious!! Thanks for sharing.
Btw, with a name like ‘Magnolia’, I have to ask if you’re from/in Mississippi! My avatar picture was taken there. 🙂
Loews Hotels aren’t even that nice so if they can’t stay there they may as well start looking at Motel 6.
The one in Santa Monica is quite nice.
did you see pictures of her whole outfit? horrendous!
Her outfit looks like the crap wrestlers wear to sweat off a few pounds. Head to toe baggy ass leather.
Only Lindsay would have the ginormous balls to try and check into a hotel that she was thrown out of for trashing! *SMFH*
AND she was late to court. If anyone other than her came late to court, after lying about being sick to try and get out of court, we’d screwed. Just sayin’.
Her face in the pic of her in the car is all sorts of crazy!
The Cracken actually looks quite pretty in the first/second photo.
But why is she smiling? The amount of trouble she is in…
Her hair color is much nicer in these pics, but her face looks really tweaked.
That’s what struck me. She looks like she hasn’t a care in the world.
Also, I’m surprised Dina’s Carvel Ice Cream Card couldn’t get them into a nice hotel.
LMAO @ the ice cream card comment! She could’ve got a bunch of ice cream and constructed an ice hotel.
It’s good to know that she put on a healthy does of self-tanner this morning.
She looks like a chipmunk but I’m really loving her new wig. That color works for her
I live in la & these are expensive upscale hotels in Santa Monica on/near the ocean. They are really really nice places ! I’m sure the hotels don’t want to upset their paying ($$$$) guests w the circus that Dina & lindsey would bring.
Byw: How can they afford a driver? He looks pretty miserable!
FYI: nightly hotel rates start @:
Lowes $435
Shutters $550
Lindsey seems really impaired & looks like an older lady who had too much work done. Sad!
How could Pauly D stoop so low!
People should really stop paying her.
what is the home that was refurbished? serious question: do any of these people have an actual home? why always in a damn hotel?
This might sound like I’m defending El Cracko but she probably didn’t go to the Chateau because Loews and Shutters are a lot closer, by about 10 minutes according to Google Maps (without accounting for traffic), to the courthouse than the Chateau. With it already being so late when they arrived and the horrid LA traffic, it was actually kind of smart of her.
All that aside, HA! THIS DUMB BITCH! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
Neither one are close to the courthouse. In morning traffic it could take 40 min to an hour to get to la superior court from Santa Monica.
This is all just shameful really. The Lohan drama will possibly go down as the saddest, most drawn out train wreck in H’wood history.
She does lead a sort of tragic and doomed life, but I still couldn’t help but laugh at the comments by Masque.
Anna Nicooole-ish Ghoooooulish.
BA-HA HAHAHAHAHAHA!
wait… doesn’t Crackie OWN a home in LA?
is that a wig on crackie?
she still owes the Chateau Marmont money, unpaid racked up bill