Chelsea Handler is talking about Angelina Jolie again. What else is new? I guess this means that Jennifer Aniston’s wedding is going to be soon, because Chelsea Handler stepped out of her cave and didn’t see her shadow. To briefly review just the bare minimum of all of the dumb crap Chelsea has said about Angelina, here are the basics: the time Chelsea called Angelina a “f—king c—t” in her standup act; the multiple times Chelsea brings up her friendship with Jennifer Aniston in interview after interview and, in the same breath, slams Angelina Jolie; the time (last October) where Chelsea spent like 10 minutes telling Howard Stern that Angelina Jolie is evil and that Brad only stays with Jolie because of the kids. Basically, Chelsea has had a hate-on for Angelina for years, and Chelsea’s hate-on coincides (“dovetails”) nicely with Chelsea signing on to CAA (Jennifer Aniston’s agency) and Chelsea’s vodka-soaked friendship with Aniston. Here’s the latest:
Long before she became best friends with Jennifer Aniston, Chelsea Handler made headlines for publicly bashing Angelina Jolie. During a March 5 appearance on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live, the 38-year-old Chelsea Lately host continued to dis the engaged mother of six.
“She seems like a demon,” Handler said of Jolie, 36. “It has nothing to do with Jennifer. As a woman, I know when you see somebody walking across the room that’s a bad girl. I just don’t like Angelina Jolie. I don’t think she’s a girl’s girl. I like girl’s girls!”
Handler last spoke of Jolie when she appeared on the May 2012 cover of More magazine. Explaining that the Academy Award winner doesn’t seem trustworthy, the comedienne insisted Jolie “doesn’t strike me as someone I would have a close friendship with.”
During a Glamour interview with Katie Couric in 2010, Handler was asked to explain why she used Jolie as fodder for her stand-up routines. (The After Lately star once called the Girl, Interrupted actress “a homewrecker” and “a f-cking c–t.”)
“Yeah, I’m not a fan hers,” Handler replied. “She just doesn’t come off to me as a sincere woman. She seems like a woman that you’d really want to avoid.” Aniston, she countered, “makes me laugh. She’s irreverent and hilarious, and she sends me really, really funny e-mails.”
Sure. Fine. Quick question for all of the Chelsea defenders who always claim “But… but… she’s funny!” Is this funny to you? Because it just makes me uncomfortable. It’s not a comedic bit, like Joan Rivers would do and has done about Angelina Jolie. Like, Joan Rivers has said some nasty stuff about Angelina in the past too, but Joan makes the effort to couch the criticisms in traditional “jokes”. And Joan is more of a neutral party too – in that Joan cracks jokes about EVERYBODY. With Chelsea, it’s less of a comedic bit and more like a coked-out Mean Girl doing the hatchet work for her more famous friend. And the fact that Jennifer still hasn’t told her friend to STFU? That speaks volumes to me.
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It’s women like Chelsea Handler that sometimes makes me hate my own gender.
Ye…I pretty much agree with Kaiser.
The fact that Jennifer still hasn’t told her friend to STFU does speak volumes. If they are such good friends and Jennifer would have told her that she’s really not cool with it, Chelsea would certainly stop (hey, she’s a girl’s girl).
Angelina might not be a girl’s girl but Chelsea has this horrible b*tchy vibe. I’m pretty sure she is not really on the list of best female friendship either. Apart from the high profile ppl that she chooses to kiss ass she seems pretty much a mean girl stuck in high school.
And talk about homewrecking…isn’t she the one who slept with a married man in order to proceed in her carrier? What a preacher…
About how funny she is…once I thought she was funny, then I realized she is just mean spirited.
P.S. I was just writing a new comment but somehow I answered yours…but yes, I also agree with that 😉
I don’t count Jennifer failing to police her friend to be a problem. Handler is a grown woman and Jennifer is not responsible for her conduct. And maybe she did ask privately for Handler to ease up and she exercised her right as an autonomous human being and said no. Jennifer would then have to either nag which is annoying. Or end the friendship. Ending a friendship because a friend publicly states opinions that you don’t like is kind of a rotten thing to do. It is a lack of respect. And over steps the boundaries of your friend.
@ Moore-
The “opinions” were light banter until the union of Chelsea and Aniston. It definitely turned into something constantly offensive and vile.
The issue is not that she has an opinion but that she PUBLICLY bashes someone she does not know, repeatedly, as if she has information. I say her ear has been bent by insecure and neurotic Aniston. Furthermore, she wasn’t a friend of Aniston’s while Aniston was going through the divorce. Aniston’s poor character is in display as well as Chelsea’s. Why in the world would Aniston want to be friends with Chelsea, knowing such PUBLIC inflammatory remarks would cause such a sitr, if she were not OK with it?
It has caused a stir in the past and it continues to cause a stir.
How are you motivated to call someone a fvcking c*nt without a point of reference?
None of my friends are bullies, for a reason. And I have un-friended friends who have gone too far in poor behavior.
Don’t forget- friends of a feather flock together.
I don’t think that Aniston has ever said anything intelligent or directing another person’s behavior so if she hasn’t outcried her friend Chelsea’s comments, it’s par for the course. Why should she? She is not the boss of her. Chelsea seems like someone who runs her mouth and speaks her mind — and that is fine by me. Aniston is a lightweight actress (and personality). Handler is outspoken — so are we all here.
Handler is seriously style-impaired. Wow. That’s “Fashion Don’t” from head to toe!
I just think it is a disservice to condemn a strong outspoken woman who makes no bones about her thoughts/feelings. I think doing so is hypocritical.
Handler may not put on kid gloves when she speaks, but I think her honesty is refreshing. And she applies it across the board including to herself. I respect that. To each her own.
@ Moore
so it’s a rotten thing to finish a friendship because someone is outspoken but totally fine to create a poor media battle that brings the name of your friend up all the time? Let’s face it, when she talks about AJ she is actually talking about Aniston by consequence and she knows well that this is also how it is perceived by the general public. With a friend like that, who needs enemies…
and @Lucy
to call someone a CUNexTday is not really that refreshing in my book, specially someone that doesn’t answer back (it’s not a Leann and Brandi kind of feud). As I said, one day I found her funny, now I think she’s a bully stucked in high school mentality…but to each their own, that’s true.
Um, isn’t Jennifer Aniston a “homewrecker” too? I might have this wrong, but wasn’t her fiancee with his gf for almost 10 years, which would be longer than her relationship with Brad…and I could be wrong again, but weren’t there issues in the Jen/Brad marriage before AJ? Seems Chelsea has a bit of a blind eye here, and that’s what bothers me.
Hear, hear. The ‘I’m only friends with guys because women are such bitches’ mentality is a different, but less virulent strain of ‘mean girling’ as far as I’m concerned. I don’t think a single one of us is totally immune to falling into that rhythm of complaining about other women for one reason or another and forgetting that guys can be pretty shit friends, too.
But I do think men have one thing on us and it’s that they don’t seem to qualify their relationships with the superciliousness of which we’re all sometimes guilty.
Attitudes and behaviours like Handlers are beneath grave level and yes, I do ultimately think they’re more damaging than the ‘guys only’ stance because it has a theatrical quality and can make belittlement of other women into a fairground attraction which is awful. All the same, I’m not asking Santa to bring me a big box of smugness this year.
What I got out of flan’s comment was that it’s not inherently noble to make it known that you won’t deign to let another woman into your own private sanctum because she’d just ruin it. And what else could be expected when you’re the only ‘good’ woman out of the lot? Sometimes I step back in one of my few moments of clarity and wonder what in the hooping funt us women are trying to prove whenever we’re caught up in a self-righteous ague. When was it that we all took it into our own heads that we’re just inherently not capable of doing right by each other? Maybe it’s time for someone to write The Cruddy Sex.
If it takes me begging for your favour and constantly having to prove that I’m good enough for your friendship and approving evaluation, I’m not pursuing it. I want a companion, not a mid-term. Be ‘done’ with me, why extrapolate to the entire gender? We’re ALL flawed and pretty disappointing sometimes, right?
If being a “girl’s girl” meaning being like her, then I do not want to be a “girl’s girl”.
+1
… And that means A LOT because as a queer woman I actually can’t really be a not “girl’s girl” 😉
@ *unf* Joan Jett : 🙂
It’s all the estrogen that fuels it. And these ladies are about to hit menopause right? Soon it’ll be testosterone rage…
I wonder how Justin feels about Chelsea still?
Liking her has nothing to do with being a ‘girl’s girl’ or not.
Of course, some women like to tell themselves they’re one of the guys. What’s sad is that guys will never truly see women that way. Unfortunately certain women still think hating other women is the key to that clubhouse.
@ Flan :
CH said,”I just don’t like Angelina Jolie. I don’t think she’s a girl’s girl. I like girl’s girls!”
Translation—> CH thinks that Jolie is not a girl’s girl so she doesn’t like her.
It’s not a wonder if some people—like me—wondering what’s the definition of a “girl’s girl” according to CH.
Also, I don’t think those certain women that you said—hating other women simply because they think that is the key to join “one-of-the-guys-club”. IMO, they just hate a certain type of women—mostly because that certain type of women usually comes with a lot of drama.
ITA!
They might hate a certain type of women, but they often enough declare they hate women in general. At the same time they state they are different from other women.
So yes, there is definitely a tendency amongst such women to think they themselves are the only ‘good’ women and all the others are far beneath them. That’s why they call themselves ‘one of the guys’:
“Woman=bad, so I should be something else.”
@Flan :
Of course there would be one or two who would truly think they are better than the rest of the women.
But those who said in this thread that they’re making friends more easily with men—I don’t think they said that because they literally hate their own gender and feeling more superior than the rest of the women.
They wouldn’t be here in this gossip site if they hate dealing/feeling far above the rest of the women, wouldn’t you think so? 😉
IMHO, either they just haven’t found any woman yet around them—who would click with them and/or they only found a few in which they both could enjoying each other company and completely trust (even though the other woman might be completely your opposite)—but not until after they enduring a bitter taste of what supposed to be a friendship between women for more than once.
Understandably, some of the women here venting their frustration by talking like that. It’s just an expression, not something you should take it literally.
Who the fcuk does Chelsea think she is? Who cares what women she is friends with & those she deems “c*nts”? Since when is she the judge of female character & coolness? Like Joan Rivers so eloquently said “She made it on her back fcuking the president of E!”. So gimme a break with the sanctimonious bs. Did she proposition Angelina & get turned down? She’s really pathetic. Meanwhile Angelina refuses to acknowlegde her existence. That has got to sting.
That’s what I love the most about this – not once has Angelina Jolie responded. It is the most bitchiest, perfect non-move ever. Chelsea Handler keeps putting her foot in her mouth with her AJ comments, and AJ knows she’s the winner if she doesn’t say anything.
Another thing about AJ: I cannot think of one time where she has talked smack about another celebrity to the press. I’m not even sure if she’s ever responded to Jennifer Aniston’s comments about her. Even with her ex-husbands, AJ has nothing but good things to say. Sure AJ has a sketchy past, but she is all class now :).
If Taylor Swift were looking for a more accurate application of the Madeleine Albright quote (beyond, you know, actually endeavoring to help women in developing nations, as Albright referenced), Handler would be a good candidcate…
I posted a reply earlier and it hasn’t posted and I don’t have the energy to repost but it was at least one viewpoint that did not have the same spin on things. I don’t know if CB is censoring but … makes me wonder.
Agreed. It only makes her and her BFF Jennifer Aniston look like bitter mean girls.
Chelsea seems OBSESSED with Angelina.
And the thing is, its too obvious where it is coming from. She becomes BFF with Jen and after that all she does is bring up Angie in interviews and bash her.
Jen wants to stay the “good girl” so she has her pitbull do the dirty work for her.
If you told me this woman was 57 I’d believe it
Do guys hate their own gender because of Genocidal maniacs/terrorists/mass murderers?
No. So no reason for you to do so just because some idiot swears at someone.
I rarely find Chelsea funny. She needs some new material. Her Angelina bashing has gotten really old and she’s not doing Jennifer any favors.
+1
Angelina Jolie bashing is the only thing that gets Chelsea any press. She’s no Joan Rivers.
Yes, she’s not funny- just rude.
I watch her show and I really haven’t her say anything about AJ in ages. It was part of her shtick on a tour a long time ago but that was it. These comments come from interviews when she’s answering a direct question. She’s not a diplomat, but it sounds like she’s just explaining her reactions to certain people in that context. It’s possible she was going after AJ long before becoming friends with JA, Chelsea’s job on ET is to go after any celebrity, that’s the whole point of the show. She and the panel of comedians snark on celebs. Some are more snarkable than others. The proper response to comedian snark is just as AJ has been doing – nothing.
If I didn’t know that she had said it, I would have assumed it was about Handler herself.
And Angelina still doesn’t give a sh*t 😆
flawless!
How can you be so sure? She seems to be narcissistic control freak who needs to know everything.
Well if Angelina does she has enough sense not to say shit publicly.
What? How in the world does she seem like a “narcissistic control freak who needs to know everything”? That’s a pretty specific description.
and Chelsea seems likey a crotchety old b-tch, we all have our battles.. she needs to move, its ridiculous..the whole lot of them do..
Why does she care who Angie is friends with. Why does she care? I don’t get that. It’s not like she met her and they had some conflict or back and forth. She has been saying the same thing. We get it, you don’t like so. NOW WHAT. Does Angelina care.. hell no. She won’t talk about Handler or issue a statement or acknowledge her, anymore then she does the other people that use her name to get some attention.
maybe Chelsea wants to meet her. She just sound like that HS girl that wanted so much to be with the Popular girls yet never got the attention of the MOST POPULAR one and it pisses her off.
She doesn’t have to like Angelina, nobody does, but damn woman why the hell do you care so much. Seriously Handler has a problem.
I love that Angie will never acknowledge the slang. And to me that is the best FU ever.
“I love that Angie will never acknowledge the slang. And to me that is the best FU ever.”
Exactly! I love that too that she never responds to the shit.
She cares cause SHE WANTS TO BE FRIEND WITH JOLIE !!!
That’s all it is about. That woman is insecure and compulsively obsessed with Jolie. She so wants to be friend with her and do lame acts to get Jolie’s attention.
It would be funny if it wasn’t so desperate and lame.
Thank you. I don’t get it either. She did not know Jennifer or any of the parties involved when the break up happened. So why does she keep doing this? The only thing I can think of is, it is the only thing that gets her press.
Also, Courtney Cox was there for everything. Notice how she has never said anything. She never bashed any of the three.
@Jocelyn, who wrote: “Also, Courtney Cox was there for everything. Notice how she has never said anything. She never bashed any of the three.”
That’s because Courtney knows that Jen’s ‘victim-hood’ was B.S. She knows what Brad did and didn’t do, which is why whenever they meet at an event they exchange kisses and hugs. Now ‘that’s telling behavior.
I don’t really care that she hates AJ either. But it is fascinating to me how focused she is on the subject. That is what keep me coming back to read more articles on CH / AJ.
I’m not a fan of Angelina either, but good Lord woman, give it a rest. Time to write some new material.
+1. She is tiresome, isn’t she?
It’s like high school all over again. Jen and Chelsea are the popular mean girls who hide behind their friends to back them up, and Angelina is the girl who’s friends with the guys. Shit went down years ago, both are now engaged, STOP TALKING ABOUT IT!!
+1
+ 17,498
@Dana, who wrote: “Shit went down years ago, both are now engaged, STOP TALKING ABOUT IT!!”
She would, if Jen-Jen asked her to.
I wonder if this is about the usually high amount of negative comments Jennifer Aniston has received lately, here and elsewhere on the Internet? Maybe Jen has asked her ‘friend’ Chelsea (and I really do believe they’re lovers … and not just of Vodka, either) to remind people ‘why’ they’re supposed to like, feel sorry for, and sympathize with Jen?
what are those shoes in the last picture?
I know, right??? Amish chic. (ugh)
The dress and shoes are horribly tragic.
Not funny and pretty pathetic coming from her.
Nah, I think she’s campaigning for the upcoming maid of honor spot in Aniston’s wedding.
Your move Courtney…..
I find Chelsea funny because I’m a sucker for rudeness, but she’s catty. I wouldn’t want to spend any time with her, you know?
I find her funny too. And I think she’s right on target about Jolie not being a girl’s girl.
Never has been, never will be. And I don’t think of Jolie as a badass either, just incredibly pampered.
The thing is, CHelsea is not a girl’s girl either so I don’t know why she’s slagging off on Jolie.
Also, if Jolie is pampered, then Jennifer & Chelsea are royal princesses like Kate (or duchesses I guess)
Why not slag off on Jolie?
She’s a comedian – nothing’s sacred.
Who cares about this anyway?
And Jolie is and always has been a hollywood princess. The other two – not so much.
Handler and Aniston will never be on Jolie’s level. She is, as you say, Hollywood royalty. and she has been for a while.
The other two slags are most known for who they’re f*cking. That’s how they stay relevant. It’s no comparison.
Is Angelina really that relevant because of her work though? I tend to think she’s famous because she’s also tabloid fodder. Granted, she has an Oscar (from a movie she made over ten years ago) but I don’t really think she’s done anything exciting enough to put her on the same level as “Hollywood Royalty” like Meryl, or even hotshots like Jessica Chastain or Jennifer Lawrence.
@ Grant-
PLease go to Angie’s IDMB webiste. You will see that she has been nominated HUNDREDS OF TIMES and yes, her record is much like Meryl Streep, except Meryl Streep’s humanitarian efforts pales in comparison to Jolie. Jolie has also WON many times as well.
She is undisputedly A-list, a huge box office draw, named Queen of Hollywood, and is now into directing. She has been considered the highest paid actress and exerts more influential power than Meryl Streep. Her resume is nothing to sneeze at. People name drop her all the time for a reason. Angie is a VERY ACCOMPLISHED ACTOR AND DIRECTOR.
@c’est la vie, who wrote: “Never has been, never will be. And I don’t think of Jolie as a badass either, just incredibly pampered.”
You’ve actually never read anything about Angie’s childhood, have you? If you ‘had’ you’d know that Angie was anything but pampered. Part of the long, passionate hate both Angie and her brother had for their father for many, many years was centered around the fact that when he left them and their mother (Angie, the youngest, was 1-years-old when they separated), he took his money with him. In high school both kids were teased by the ‘pampered’ Hollywood kids because they didn’t have all the things the other kids had.
There was no pampering there, nor have I ever seen any evidence of pampering. The ‘princess’ of the three is definitely Jen Aniston.
@Grant – -t’s ok not to like Angelina, but her stats bear out her position in hollywood. She remains the only female star that can open a movie which pretty much makes her royalty. Julia Roberts, can’t do that anymore. She can timeout of her acting career and get a non traditional film financed by Hollywood to direct and her salary remains in the big leagues. She may not have the acting chops of a meryl but she has more clout. She has studio heads like Amy Pascal looking for material FOR her. Only Tom Cruise was in that position before his fall.Brad has never been in that position despite having a personal friendship with the other Brad, now a studio head. She’s been around for a very long time,so to compare her to newbies like Chastain or JLaw is ridiculous. If they remain at the top of the game for the next ten years, THEN we can compare their careers.
My point was that she’s an overly pampered princess, thanks to who her father is.
And I completely forgot something else – she took Laura Dern’s live in boyfriend (Billy Bob Thornton) and married him – without letting Dern know anything about it.
She’s not exactly part of the sisterhood – if you know what I’m saying…
This AGAIN???
To recall, BBT was very much married with cihldren when Laura Dern appeared in the picture, he divorced and were engaged or something for a while, then they broke up or separated and he pursued Angelina even to Mexico, where she was filming andtheyngot married. He claimed thye had broken the relationship, but she did not want to lose face.
After that Dern got with a very much married musician Ben Harper(?) and guess what? He had children and a baby on the way when Laura Dern got preggo.
Also, Dern is good friends with Aniston. A moral compass and a castle of purity her friends are not. Not even Handler.
She is trashing AJ for the publicity. And what is worse, she has trashed CHILDREN. aniston keeping quoet is very low. No wonder CCoxdoes not associeate much with them anymore.
Um, no.
Billy Bob made it clear that he DUMPED Dern, that Dern wanted to work it out after he told her it was over.
There was no overlap. He heavily pursued and quickly married Jolie. That’s what you call a wrap.
Dern started her relationship with Billy Bob while he has married. He had an affair with her but did not marry her, even though she pressured him for marriage. Now you’ll understand the jealousy Dern has for Angie.
Apparently that reality stung Laura. She got involved with another married man, Ben Harper, but THIS TIME she got knocked up at the same time his wife was pregnant. Yeah, she is a real Hollywood princess, huh?
EVENTUALLY,… Ben Harper left his wife and married Dern. She got knocked up again the second time while married. I am not sure if they are divorced today or not.
My point is Aniston’s Goddess Circle is full of WOMEN WHO CHEATED to get their man:
Courtney Cox – Micheal Keaton
Aniston – Theroux, Tate Donovan-Brad Pitt
Laura Dern – Billy Bob Thornton, Ben Harper
Rita Wilson – Tom Hanks
No, I think there’s a direct quote from Dern saying that she went away, came back and Billy Bob was married. Look it up if you want to.
And please don’t give me the poor Angelina stories about her childhood either. Her father took her to the Oscars. She went to Beverly Hills High School. She didn’t get to where she’s gotten on talent alone. Like a lot of celebrity kids.
I have to get out of this thread – I don’t really care about Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston. I’m just pointing out some facts. Why bother, really?
I do like Laura Dern though…
@c’est
Jolie has always used “Angelina Jolie” as her professional name even before she legally changed it so she wouldn’t be associated with her father.
And yes she was not starving in some run down apartment growing up but Jon Voight visited her like a few times a year and gave them the basics of living (which is not poor, but when your father is rich, wouldn’t you feel resentment if all he provided was the very basics of life…especially when Beverly Hills kids are usually mostly very wealthy)
Also, the fact that you put Jennifer Lawrence above her shows your immaturity/dislike of Angelina.
I do think Jennifer can become a better actress than Jolie given time, but with only Winter’s Bone & SLP she does not have the acting credentials Jolie has accumulated over her 15+ year career.
Also, you are pointing out facts taken out of context. Laura Dern did indeed imply Jolie homewrecked her relationship, though it was more “Billy Bob cheated on me and blind sided me” than “Angelina homewrecked me”
but other posters have already mentioned, Laura Dern is an actual CONFIRMED homewrecker (pregnant while Ben harper’s wife was pregnant and neither had filed for divorce yet).
Jolie is only a speculated homewrecker, so that’s why people are pointing out that Laura Dern’s word has very little weight because there’s solid evidence against her and only speculation against Jolie.
Emma- I assumed Chelsea meant AJ doesn’t have female friends, which is something AJ has said herself. Chelsea definitely has quite a few good female friends. Don’t know if that matters for either of them, but Chelsea seems to think that’s something that bothers her about AJ or at least explains why she isn’t comfortable with AJ. Maybe it does indicate a major personality mismatch between them, however. On the other hand, it could just be accidental. They lead very different lives, AJ is pretty busy with work and family right now. Different people have different social needs.
She NEVER EVER EVER said that she doesn’t have female friends. She said that she does not have many friends she talks about her UN trips, that she mostly talk about them with Brad. How on earth does that translate into – she doesn’t have female friends?
Where are you getting this “AJ doesn’t have any female friends and has said so herself?”
I am an AJ fan and have read and watched a lot of her interviews. I have heard her say she does not have MANY friends, but have never heard her utter anything about preferring male friends, or shunning female friends. Can you point me to an interview where she said this? I am looking for a direct, straight up quote from AJ, not something culled from US Weakly, Lies & Styleless, Out of Touch, NE or any of the myriad British tabs such as Grazia etc.
It seems pretty unfair to damn and judge someone for something they’ve never said. The one thing I do know about AJ is, that she has never spoken ill of any of those people who have said the most malicious and salacious things about her. That, to me, is the most telling trait of her character.
We don’t really know if Jen hadn’t told her to stop, do we? She can’t control another person. Don’t blame Jen.
If Aniston wasn’t on board with it she would have told this despicable wench to shut the hell up a long time ago. Every time Handler slams Jolie she makes Aniston look like a sad bitter hag who can’t get over her ex, and Aniston is evidently too stupid to realize it.
TOTALLY blame Jen. Chelsea used to say even worse stuff about Jen until Jen invited to her birthday party & then Chelsea signed with CAA. THEN Chelsea said only nice things about Jen and started saying horrible stuff about Angie & her kids. It’s a VERY clear timeline of hypocrisy and bribery. Any Chelsea reference to Angie before the party/CAA was very mild compared to the crap she said about Jen. Quite frankly, I was surprised that Jen would be friends with someone that had said SO MANY ugly things about her (Chelsea even did loser dating shows about Jen. However, Jen just keeps showing how DESPERATE she is for any attention, including buying Chelsea and CLEARLY encouraging her to attack the Jolie-Pitts. The super-lame denials that Chelsea issued about Jen obsessing about Angie about Brad are contradicted every time she pulls this garbage.
THIS!! ^^is what some people either forget or try very hard to pretend never happened. Lets tell the truth one more time, mcora96 :
“….Chelsea used to say even worse stuff about Jen until Jen (on the advice of steven huvane) invited her to her birthday party & then Chelsea signed with CAA. THEN Chelsea began saying only nice things about Jen and started saying horrible stuff about Angie & her kids. It’s a VERY clear timeline of hypocrisy and bribery….”
What did she say about Jen? Proof, please! Not because I don’t believe you, but because I’m bored at work and hate Chelsea Handler and want to see how much of a sycophant she really is lol
Agreed Janet and cora96. Only a fool would say after all this time, that Aniston has no knowledge in Handler’s character assassination of Jolie. How can people be so blind? Aniston orchestrated and masterminded most of Handler’s attacks on Jolie, even Steve freaking Wonder can see it!!
Why does she care so much? That’s what I don’t understand. And if you are going to demonize someone, why isn’t it Brad? He is the one who left Jen and then took up with Angelina. How is it Angelina’s fault? Unless there’s some information we are not privy too, like them fooling around BEFORE he left her. Then I could see Angelina getting some of the heat but still it should fall mostly on Brad’s shoulders. And how long have they been apart now? AND Jen is now with someone else, engaged and seemingly happy. Time to let it go I say.
This woman seems like a hideous person, and there’s nothing funny about her. I’m still scratching my head, wondering why she’s even considered a comedienne. I actually think she’s an embarrassment to other comediennes who are actually talented, witty and funny.
Agree. I saw her on E! and wondered why she was even in it. She was not funny, rude, rough looking and anything came out of her always sounded so stupid.
I couldn’t agree more! I hate myself for watching her show and contributing to ratings but *some* of the comedians she has on are really, really talented! Heather bothers me, I find her pretty try-hard, but i love Ross Matthews, Sarah Colona and Fortune Feimster (sp?)
I’m don’t have an opinion on AJ, but this b*tch just pisses me off.
Seems like a pretty baseless “hate”. Of course, I feel like I hate CH too – mostly bc she’s wearing MAN SHOES and a strapless dress on her shapeless form.
Angelina may seem “evil,” but she’s the one keeping her mouth shut, while CH runs hers. Handler comes off as mean, pathetic, and attention seeking.
A C-list trashtalking A-list for attention.
Angelina might seem like a demon but Chelsea looks like a demon. That first pic is terrifying!
Eeeek! I agree. Especially the suspiciously tight skin around her eyes. She’s starting to look like one of those over plasticised barbie-alien types.
Hahaha +1
She’s manly looking
I know the Chelsea and Jennifer fans like to rewrite history but the truth is Chelsea made fun of Jennifer more often than Angelina. Also she joked about Angelina. Chelsea doesn’t make jokes anymore and it’s just full on hatred. As soon as she became friends with Jennifer she stopped making fun of her and started hating Angelina. The funny thing is Chelsea hates her for “stealing” Brad yet most of Jennifer’s friends, including herself, are cheaters. Also Jennifer hasn’t told Chelsea to calm down because her fans eat it up and it’s her way of attacking Angelina.
ITA.
ITA Handler slept w her married E boss ,Courtney w married Michael Keaton,Laura Dern w married BBT and Ben Harper…I despise hypocrites.
CC slept with Michael Keaton? How did I miss that?
How are you leaving Jennifer Aniston off that list? She snagged that current guy from a 15 year live-in relationship. The only difference is that his ex wasn’t famous and didn’t boo hoo hoo her way through the tabloids.
Chelsea and Jennifer have no room to discuss affairs.
Angelina probably doesn’t know who Chelsea “I’m 38 but look 50” Handler is.
I’ll add that she’s the one who looks as a demon with all that botox.
If this woman is 38 then I’m a 20 yr old Leo DiCaprio humping VS model. She reminds me of the mean girls in high school who are nice to your face & as soon as you’re out of earshot, immediately start talking smack about you.
It must be very sad to have so much wasted energy on hating a woman you know nothing about. She seems like a bitch she seems like a demon is all assumptions if she had been friends with her then she can call her out, but to just hate for Hate sake is silly.
Waaay back in the 90s, long before any of this ever happened, I used to refer to Angie as “poorlittlerichgirldaddydoesn’tloveme.” Don’t get me wrong, I watched her movies, and I liked her, but that was the vibe I got from her.
But Angie’s not just hiding behind the bleachers getting stoned, you know? She’s done some really impressive things, so I figure she has the right to that chip on her shoulder about being a badass.
F*cking Chelsea Handler, I do not like this broad. whenever she pulls this crap it always makes me judge JenAn.
LOL, she is such a ridiculous woman -and not in a funny way.
-Jolie “doesn’t strike me as someone I would have a close friendship with.”- I’m sure Angelina thinks the same of her LOL, or even better, she doesn’t evend consider someone as stupid as Chelsea.
Frankly I don’t get why ‘it’s funny to slam someone. She doesn’t even know Angelina, just heard stories from Jen A. that of course is pleased about all of that slamming. So childish and lame. For both of them.
Angelina’s pinky is more interesting than Chelsea Handler. She has lived her life. Not perfectly, not even close, but she’s not sitting around judging the way others are living, she’s actually doing it. People can be incredibly jealous of people that have more interesting and storied lives. At the end of the day we all want to feel fulfilled, and can be very harsh on the people that are.
I think A.J is trying to do her best for those less fortunate, and her ‘movie star’ status is now more of a means to achieve those goals. I see her as playing the Hollywood game as an awareness raiser and fund raiser for her real purpose, which is saving as many children as she can.
She is way above the pathetic loser that is Chelsea Handler. What an ugly woman.
I saw the show. Andy asked her a question, but the vitriol she was spewing was uncomfortable. It’s just too much, too personal of an attack coming from a supposed comic.
Maybe Chelseas’s bf has the hots for Angie.
Nope, he likes them blonde and capable of doing six lines in a row.
That was a major, major downgrade from Uma Thurman to this fool.
I. CANNOT. STAND. HER.
Did anybody see her on WWHL the other night? She was more bitchy than usual and seemed kind of “out of it” too.
Eh, I must fess up I read her books recently (got them free on kindle), and she is a much funnier, more intelligent storyteller than I ever would have guessed (I don’t watch her show so really only was exposed to her online gossip exploits). I think she just doesn’t give a crap, thinks it’s funny to be so unapologetic – weirdly a trait she shares with Joan Rivers despite their feuding. Her stories about her family are pretty priceless, I don’t know why she doesn’t talk about the genuinely funny stuff more as no one really gives a crap about the whole Jen/Brange thing at this point do they?
Her show is actually good, because her guests are looser and she wings the intervew, not all that pre-interview, scripted nonsense on Letterman and Leno these days. And she gets zingers in to her guests, but not mean-spirited, and the guests seem to enjoy the format, the banter back and forth and Chelsea poking a little fun at them and at herself. I can imagine she might write a good book.
But she is a terrible comic. She opened the VMA or MTV awards once and was so horrible. I had liked her show, so was looking forward to her as a host, but bad is an understatement.
A client of mine and his wife went to her comedy show a couple of years ago and said she had a huge audience in a really big venue, but that she was a disappointment, crude but just not funny and it seemed like those around him felt the same way. That was kind of how she was doing the hosting of the award show, unfunny.
Chelsea isn’t the unapologetic “bad ass” she poses as- Joan & many other comics are tougher/more edgy than she is. As others have pointed out, CH is a HUGE hypocrite that can be bought- sell out isn’t a strong enough word for her. As soon as Aniston bought CH, CH stopped mocking Aniston and started saying AWFUL stuff- not jokes- about Angelina. CH’s & JA’s, etc. serial home wrecking is also even more vile due to the LIES she spews about Angelina.
3 things:
I lost my taste for Handler after she dissed Joan on Howard. I mean the b*tch need to show some respect to THE female comedienne that gave her and Whitney etc. a f*cking life. Lets keep it 100! 👿
Uma Thurman’s sloppy seconds? Really? So not hot. 🙁
It’s like she’s trying to prove how hot she is by belittling and trying to deny the mercurial hotness that just IS Jolie. I mean come on, her babies are even hot.
Not sold.
Lastly, MORE MAGAZINE???!!! Bwahahhahhahahaa!
Congrats you made it in the menapause magazine!!!!
Give me a break. 😆
I agree. Female comics need to bow down to Joan Rivers and show her the respect she deserves. Joan is how old now, and I have to admit, she delivers lines on Fashion Police that have me on the floor cracking up. She still has a quick mind. Although, I found her oven remark so wrong. I don’t care if Joan is Jewish or not. The visual of people lined up for the ovens makes me physically sick and not funny and not to be used in a joke. Her Adele thing I don’t get. She loves Adele. Joan is Joan. But for her age to still be going strong I do admire.
How Chelsea could dismiss her as a trailblazer for female comics I don’t get. Especially, since Chelsea on the comedy circuit talentwise is lacking. That’s not her forte’.
right? she’s older, but quick as ever.
i L-I-V-E for Joan and Melissa’s show which i recently discovered on We channel. so godd*mn hilarious!
plus, her decolletage, neck and HANDS look younger and better than woman HALF her age, even Handler.
note to self: Google Joan’s plastic surgeon stat!
must. have. smooth. skin. in. my. 70s. 😉
Love Love Joan Rivers. I also love Melissa and Joan’s close relationship. Comediennes like Joan,Carol Burnett,Lilly Tomlin and Lucille Ball paved the way for people like Chelsea Handler…..although I have never found Chelsea very funny. Joan’s humor appeals to both sexes…..I actually caught my husband laughing at Joan on her Fashion show on E!.
FYI- Joan was on Howard recently and said that E! has told her that she can’t talk about Chelsea any more. She thinks Chelsea was told the same, but is not sure.
Chealsea used to be funny back in the day but not anymore. I agree she is bitchy now. So hateful to dis Joan Rivers the women who paved the way for her career. Chealsea let the Angelina thing go. Its long over due and just looks embarrassing for you now.
“there’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help out other women…”
Me thinks she protests too much.. MAYBE at some point Chelsea tried to kiss Angelina’s arse. However, Angelina seeing Chelsea for the alcoholic foul mouth POS that she is had nothing to do w/ her. Poor Chelsea…. Just STFU & keep playing w/ your runner up Jennifer.
^ That’s exactly the impression she gives, that she tried and Angie wasn’t interested and it burns Handler and she just can’t leave it alone, like a scab.
It says a lot about her level of ‘intelligence’ that she can’t see how all these petty barbs are just making her look like a bitter, spurned, obsessed old bat.
All a bit tragic really.
Was thinking the same thing, Green_Eyes. It’s like she wants to be her friend so badly but Angelina just wasn’t interested. Can’t blame her. Chelsea is so transparently crappy as a human being.
So a self-proclaimed girl’s girl calls another …girl a “f—king c—t” .Ye that seems about right.
I detest this woman and i think she will still spew this hatred even if Jen told her not to because it has become an hobby and it also boost rating for her crappy show. I wonder who think of her as a comedienne when she is just a meanspirited,vengeful bi@tch
I detest this woman and i think she will still spew this hatred even if Jen told her not to, because it has become an hobby and it also boost rating for her crappy show. I wonder who think of her as a comedienne when she is just a meanspirited,vengeful bi@tch
did chelsea even know jen before she got divorced? it seems rather desperate to keep bringing it up 100 yrs and a half dozen JA boyfriends later. if JA didnt like it, so many of her friends wouldnt be doing it.
What is her problem?
What does her boyfriend see in her? That bottom photo is just awful. She really dresses bad and she really isn’t funny. If it weren’t for the rest comedians she has on her show I wouldn’t even watch it. I love Matthew Ross.
Its a waste of time Angie doesn’t care. Angie is not Taylor Swift … i hate everything this broad ever wears. Her real girlfriends should give her tips.
I think it’s a sign of how much of a relic Chelsea is when she will throw out the ‘girls girl’ term in 2013.
At least her crusty statements match her crusty face. Consistency is a good thing, I guess.
I’ve never found Chelsea Handler particularly funny or quick witted. Nor do I understand why she has so much vitriol toward Angelina. Having said that, I think she’s right about AJ not being a “girl’s girl.” I don’t get the impression AJ has alot of female friends. (If anything, she strikes me as a loner.) But unless not being a “girl’s girl” is tantamount to crapping on other women I think Chelsea’s attitude is kinda..well..stupid.
Well, if being a “girls’ girl” is being bitter and spewing garbage about others, then count me out, too. Unlike so many in Hollywood, Brad & Angie have never said one nasty word about others. Angie is someone who has donated to women & girls’ causes for many years and has also devoted her time to these causes. She’s built several girls’ schools in Asia & Africa and has started jobs programs specifically targeted at women. Brad and Angie have never been ones to press-release their friends, but you see over the course many years of pap photos Holly, Marianne P, Jill A (GI co-star), David F, Angie’s brother, Brad’s brother and I’m sure that there are others we don’t see. They have many of the same staff/agents/stylists that they had ten years ago. Brad & Angie have a very small circle & a pretty large family- that is actually a rather sane model of good living, especially in a place like Hollywood.
But Angelina DOES have female friends!
Archie Punjab, Mariane Pearl, Jane Aronson, Holly Goline, Eunice Huthart, Gwen Stefani, Lisa Halaby (Queen Noor of Jordan) etc. She gets along just fine with these women!
You are right, Jolie is not a girls girl, she is LADIES girl.
She doesn’t get along with bimbos, professional gossipers, jealous b*atches, trailer trash and other stupid females with nothing but a massive mass of air between their ears.
Her female friends are all ladies and for the most part, intellectuals, cosmopolites who don’t cave into the Hollywood BS or are craving for attention calling out other females !
+1000…
I’m not even necessarily an Angelina fan (more neutral, I guess you could say), but seriously, *what* is with this woman constantly attacking her? It’s ridiculous. Can it really be because she’s friends with Aniston? If I were Aniston, I would tell her to shut up about Jolie, because it’s making Aniston look bad by association.
Also, I loathe Chelsea Handler and have never found her even vaguely funny, and if she wasn’t screwing her boss, I doubt very much she’d have a show. Her “humor” is just a constant stream of lewdness and nastiness, and isn’t vaguely amusing, just offensive. She is the female Seth MacFarlane, IMO.
It is because of her friendship and anyone who says differently is delusional. She trash talked both Aniston and Jolie back in the day. She was way harsh on Jen because of her dating life and was pretty mild about Ang and just made fun of her adopting. Then she became friends with Jen and signed onto CAA and signed the same publicist as Aniston. That’s when she stopped being negative about Jen and going on these personal “Angelina is an evil cunt” rants. It’s no mystery that Jen and Chelsea’s shared publicist (Huvane) is the reason for all this. I remember an intern on some credible gossip site said Huvane would often ask them to write articles trashing Angelina.
“Then she became friends with Jen and signed onto CAA and signed the same publicist as Aniston. That’s when she stopped being negative about Jen and going on these personal “Angelina is an evil cunt” rants. It’s no mystery that Jen and Chelsea’s shared publicist (Huvane) is the reason for all this. I remember an intern on some credible gossip site said Huvane would often ask them to write articles trashing Angelina.”
This. Huvane’s role is also more than obvious too but the Aniston apologists will never see and/or admit it.
this chelseea thing is so stupid she needs to grow up the whole angelina brad aniston was years ago she and her agent need to get over this she is a hipocrit if she is so in favor of other women she should stop trashing other women, this doesnt make aniston look good she practicly dated as much men as swift but no one is callin her names.
Faye, I totally agree.
I finally saw an episode of her show…..WTF was all I could think.
I am not a “girl’s girl” and women like this are why. I was always friends with the guys because they were less vile than any of the girls, and the guys that were that vile hung out with the girl’s girls.
I understand being p.o.’d at a friends ex, sure, but this? Wow.
Faye has spoken! Right on! Chelsea is not funny AT ALL. She just screwed the right people.
Spot on that Chelsea is the female Seth McFarlane.
Many people don’t like Jolie. She is not likeable, simple.
Everybody is entitled to their opinion, but, if you go by box office, MANY, MANY, MANY people love Angie and REALLY & TRULY dislike Jennifer and Chelsea. Remember, Chelsea HAS NEVER EVEN MET Angie and keeps up this trash-talking- the funniest thing about it is that Angie won’t even respond. I agree that Angie probably doesn’t know who Chelsea is and would be very confused as to why JA is being such a nasty old copy-cat/stalker/liar/hypocrite that paid to be friends with someone like Chelsea that lies and spews hate.
Who says she isn’t likeable? That’s just some people’s opinions, which doesn’t make it true! Where is the proof she isn’t likeable?
@Nia – Whether she’s likeable or not is immaterial and of course, subjective.
I’m fine with people taking the pee out of the Hollywood status Jolie has, that’s fine and fair and par for the course, but Handler’s brand of petty is just plain vindictive and borderline obsessed. There’s no attempt to be funny or satirical, just a need to do her and her family down for the sake of it. And that can’t be justified.
You’re right, she’s not likeable. She’s loveable!
I have never heard a negative comment about AJ from someone who has actually met her.Andie McDowell daughter talked about how nice and encouraging she was at 2012 Golden Globes.Angelina has started four girls schools in Kenya and Afghanistan.FYI Handler has stated she has never been in the same room as Jolie
Is this Jen or Chelsea? Damn you girls are desperate.
Maybe Angelina is not a girl’s girl because of girls like Chelsea. I used to like Chelsea, but she has just become annoying and insufferable. She is not doing Aniston any favors but constantly bashing Angelina. It only perpetuates the rumors than Aniston is a desperate pathetic sad case over Brad still. She just needs to get a life and shut her giant mouth.
It’s time for her to STFU!!!! Nobody cares who she likes or dislikes. She needs to just keep it to herself.
Handler is sure wasting a lot of energy on Jolie. Protesting too much? Mouthpiece for Anustain?
She doesnt even know her. Even IF AJ is like what Chelsea says, it makes her look stupid always talking about her. Get over it already. I know many women that dont hang out with other women and it does make you wonder why because girlfriends are an important part to healthy mental state. But maybe she didn’t form any close network of friends when she was younger so now she feels she cant trust anyone.
Holly Goline has been her BFF for over ten years.Just because she doesnt actress friends it doesn’t count I guess.
As I posted earlier, women like this are why I was never, and refuse to be to this day, a “girl’s girl”. All they are are the nasty, wanna be popular, vile b*tches that have acted like this since elementary school. CH needs to turn that mirror on herself and have a long hard look at who the problem is.
Agreed, Eden.
I think the fact that Jennifer Anistons one-time BFF Courtney Cox has never, at least to my knowledge, engaged in any verbal Brangelina warfare speaks volumes.
If her best friend doesn’t want to get involved and has seemingly distanced herself from her, what exactly does that say about Aniston as a person?
I wonder if Courtney has been invited to the wedding and if she’ll attend?
I have heard that Courtney and Jennifer have been on the outs for sometime. It’s pretty telling that these two used to go everywhere together and yet Courtney hasn’t been on any of the numerous “vacations” Jen has taken in the last two years.
double post
What a lovely wedding gift.
Jen’s tacit approval of these attacks make her look like a high maintenance princess and Justin look like a nut less wonder. Way to go girl’s girl.
It makes Jen look so complicit? Otherwise, there would be no reason to bring Jolie up at all.
WOW. Just WOW.
Chelsea’s BFF Aniston is about to be married to someone else, presumably within weeks,… and Chelsea’s focus is STILL on Jolie??????
Aniston, your neurosis has been running so long and so deep, we’re gonna have to give a separate name.
Don’t have the name for it yet, but here are the telltale symptoms:
– marriage ends in divorce, then is emotionally stuck in a perpetual state of revenge, whining, envy, jealousy, coattailing, stalking because she accepts only 2% of the demise of HER relationship.
– gives interview upon interview stating how “happy” she is even though she has dated a string of losers, current one is unemployed.
– professes how she has “moved on” yet her BFFs (Justin Bateman, Chelsea Handler (#1 Angie Hater), Laura Dern, Lance Armstrong’s Ex-girlfriend) have been reported providing subjective opinions about HER marriage or her ex’s new woman and mother of his SIX children.
– career has failed to launch since said divorce because she lacks talent and is too busy trying to copy her ex’s new lover’s portfolio: i.e. buying “acting” and “sexiest woman alive” awards through her PR agent’s network of friends, releasing any/all public announcements on same day or same week as ex’s family
– it is all about stealing the limelight, if possible (which has not worked yet), from her ex’s object of affection because something/someone was “stolen” from her
– it is all about humiliating the ex’s lover as much as possible (ergo the Fenale First and IUC websites,), igniting the dejected and lonely souls of the world to unite and target their unresolved hate towards a woman loved by so many across the globe. it’s justified because she was “shocked, the world was shocked.”
– her salvation rests only on the whim if she can destroy the relationship between her ex and his new love. It is her perpetual ax to grind. She does not know how to co-exist in the same world.
– she will pay millions of dollars through a PR agent (Stephen Huvane) and motivate anyone else (Chelsea Handler) who is just as morally bankrupt to defame someone else’ character in hopes that she will be loved and adored the way she was before THE DIVORCE
I mostly find Jen dull and I find her PR preening kind of amusing. But Handler’s comments are a sad and ugly
misfire that hurts Jen much more than it hurts Jolie.
+1000000
So very true. Handler doesn’t realize she is just Aniston and Huvane’s puppet. Thats all she is.
Based on the photo at the top of this article I’d question who “the demon” really is.
This woman is straight up OBSESSED with Angelina Jolie. SMH.
I swear she has a hard on for Angie. The woman is busy with her fiance and children and is just living her life. Angie does not pay attention. Why does Handler even bother. Aniston should be woman about this and tell her to STFU, it makes Aniston look really bad. These are grown women acting like jealous teenage girls. Such a step back from the feminist movement…
She comes off like Aniston’s sanctioned mouthpiece. Very poor form.
I’m sure Angelina lays awake at night in her Castle worrying that Chelsea thinks shes a demon. LOL
Chelsea isn’t doing her friend Jennifer any favors with her Jolie hate on…it just facilitates the idea that Jen is still not over it and is always bitching to Chelsea about it. But I guess Chelsea has to try to stay relevant somehow…
She DOES have female friends!
Archie Punjab, Mariane Pearl, Jane Aronson, Holly Goline, Eunice Huthart, Gwen Stefani, Lisa Halaby (Queen Noor of Jordan) etc. She gets along just fine with these women! She just does not have spa weekends once a month.
She has advocated for women’s rights around the world.
People like to ignore this fact.
Very good point!
Ehhh…listen to that list of names. They sound more like ornaments than friends. I get it, I don’t have many female friends either [I do have a few and they are my nearest and dearest] so I tend to make close ACQUAINTANCES with women I highly respect without actually, really, having vulnerable exchanges with them because I fear women somehow. I don’t hate Angelina, I like her, but I do think I kind of understand her from what any of us so removed can see, which is why I don’t rush to her defense, either. She’s complicated, that one. Not a bad person, a complicated person. Borderline personality disorder is a bitch, I should know.
Actually they ARE friends.
She has known Jillian, Eunice and Holly for over a decade. I have seen pics of her with them over the years at restaurants, they come to her premiers and Brad’s, their kids hang out.
I’m not saying she has no friends, I’m just saying she seems to choose the friends she has based on how much she respects them and, maybe a little bit, what her friendship with them does for her image (I don’t mean that like it sounds, honestly, I do respect Angelina in a lot of ways).
I don’t think it’s because she’s cold, I think it’s because she’s guarded and has trouble trusting women. A lot of women who have few female friends like me don’t avoid women because other women don’t like them or because they hate women, it’s more because they fear women to an extent. When a woman rejects me, it hurts a lot more than when a dude friend rejects me. I have way more dude friends for this reason, mainly. I will say though that the women who post here, for the most part, seem like the type of women I’d befriend. Same goes for the women who write for this website.
One more thing…I don’t know if it’s true that she actually seduced her mother’s boyfriend, but I’ve heard that a lot, and if true it suggests she is inherently competitive toward other women. Not judging her for that, just taking it into consideration. It could be an unfounded rumor but it’s a persistent one.
Angelina has BPD? Is this a documented fact? As you implied, that is a very serious claim to make. I work with many clients suffering from personality disorders, and have not seen “evidence” of this, although i would not dare to diagnose someone i was not actively working with. BPD is -as you would know- very difficult to diagnose as many other disorders (meaning Axis 1)can present similar sx as BPD. If AJ has disclosed this I would be very interest to read that.
@Vvvoid, who wrote: “One more thing…I don’t know if it’s true that she actually seduced her mother’s boyfriend, but I’ve heard that a lot, and if true it suggests she is inherently competitive toward other women. Not judging her for that, just taking it into consideration. It could be an unfounded rumor but it’s a persistent one.”
The only places I’ve ever seen that discussed as fact (though it ‘has’ been repeated here, as your post proves again) is at the Female First and Ian Under Cover sites. But like a lot of things discussed at those sites, it’s based on ‘assumption’ rather than fact. Another ‘persistent rumor’ on those sites is that both Johnny Lee Miller and Mick Jagger are the true fathers of the Jolie-Pitt twins.
I don’t think Angie is afraid of other women. There are a lot of women who prefer the company of men because they just can’t deal with all of the clique-based drama a lot of women surround themselves in. ‘Girls,’ girls have a rule book I never had any desire to read, and I still think the ‘girl rules’ is a silly thing. I just never liked to play games–with guys or my friends.
Can we discuss the mistrust of females that are not “girl’s girls?” I don’t get that. I know LaineyGossip feels the same way. My sister has always always had more guy friends. Her fifth birthday party was six boys. We get along well but she relates better with men, plain and simple. She tries to connect with women but she gets annoyed with girl drama or insecurities over body image that most men do not have. Why is this some flaw in a woman’s personality, the fact that someone chooses male company over female?
@ CAT-
Bravo. Amen, and I agree with you.
I also prefer the company of my few close male friends than my many female friends becuase of the constant digging of their body image. It annoys the shit out of me. You may have been born WELL AHEAD of your time.
Well said. I din’t have any female friends until I was well into my twenties for those very reasons. And the friends I have now are like me- they have girl drama. I find it pretty pathetic actually that Handler thinks that being catty makes you a “girl’s girl”. She is 38 and acting like she is in high school. Angelina has never responded to this chick because 1. She has more class in her pinky than Handler has in her entire body and 2. She could care less what this chick thinks of her/
I am not a girl’s girl.
I mostly hang with boys.
And I don’t want to steal them away from their wives. Trufacts.
Crazy, right?!
Not crazy. That’s me right there!
Yet it’s the “girl’s girl” who usually does go after taken men on the DL.
The worst part is that Chelsea has also made racist jokes about Angelina Jolie’s children.
You can judge people by the company they keep, and I certainly judge Jen for being BFFs with this piece of work.
Very true. That Aniston is friends with Handler says it all about her and the type of person Aniston is.
A girl’s girl doesn’t attack other women, which Chelsea does constantly. Chelsea is one of the women who wasn’t popular in high school and is making up for that by blasting anyone not in her circle of coolness. Personally, I find her circle full of neurotic, self-obsessed, insecure women. Time to grow up and move past your childhood issues.
Why doesn’t Ms. Aniston tell her to STFU, because Chelsea is just a mouthpiece for her true feelings. But she can’t come out and say those things because then her “I’m so nice and sweet” bull***t facade will crumble. Just more evidence to me that she still can’t let go of the past. We’ve ALL been hurt, and had our hearts broken in one way or another. I was abandoned 6 months into a pregnancy, left a single mom unexpectedly but went on to meet a great guy, marry and have another child. You move on. If I were Justin I’d be a bit concerned that Brad & Angie keep coming up time and again.
Very good points, Nicolette.
But what if Justin is also insecure and immature? The skinnyjeans didn’t give it away? Methinks he is a douche loving his sugarmomma’s money and the Hollywood lifestyle. HE. AINT. GOING. NOWHERE!!
He has already eaten his earlier words of trashing Hollywood. His last acting gig was the flop Wanderlust in 2011. Rock of Ages also did not do well(He was the screenwriter). Since he hooked up with Aniston dude has not worked.
His life with Aniston consists of:
– travelling to Hawaii, Mexico, all over Europe, purchases of condos and mansions,
– gifts of Mercedes and vintage bikes,
– a new high-profile CAA pr agency contract (thanks Jen and Huvane!)
– parties, dinners,
– listed as People magazine’s 50 Most Beautiful People (“Who says you can’t buy a list/award” quote from Steven Huvane)
– appearance on the Ellen Degeneres show
– invitation to the Oscars and the after-parties
All the above events occured while UNEMPLOYED. And you all wonder why he’s like “Heidi who?”
Well said +1
I personally don’t care for Handler. She is mean-spirited & not even funny. Now Reese W & Sandy B are best buds with her. I don’t get it.
Why would you think Sandra is best friends with her? Because they were photographed attending the same birthday party? That’s a stretch.
@Mayal …
Spinner is trying to make it ‘okay’ for Jen-Jen to associate with Chelsea Handler because two women who didn’t whine about their divorce has been seen with her.
Someone stole spinner’s name a few threads back and could be the case this time.
Or spinner is taking a different tactic to try to make Chelsea seem so amazing because she’s friends with classy Sandra.
On a previous thread where Chelsea dissed Angelina, spinner’s comment was “Love Chelsea!”
Spinner’s just sad that every single website that reported the handler diss on Jolie is overwhelmingly positive for Jolie and overwhelmingly negative for Handler.
Jeez, who seems like the demon? The woman who keeps her private life private or the one who goes around labeling other women demons for no apparent reason? She is obviously severely threatened by A.J., and I don’t think it’s because she’s a “demon.”
neither of the them are girls any longer and chelsey needs to act like a woman not a teenager. however if my best friend’s husband was screwed with I would hate the ho forever. there is something to be said for loyalty. angie + chelsey = sisterhood of the traveling forehead vein. thanks dlisted.
Angelina gets along just fine other women.
She DOES have female friends!
Archie Punjab, Mariane Pearl, Jane Aronson, Holly Goline, Eunice Huthart, Gwen Stefani, Lisa Halaby (Queen Noor of Jordan) etc. She gets along just fine with these women! She just does not have spa weekends once a month.
Angelina is far from a “ho” by the way. Calling other women Hos shows you are not much of a girls girl either.
Handler was not even friends with Aniston and her chin when the divorce happened. She has no clue what went down besides the lies I bet Aniston tells her.
is your nose bleeding way up on that high horse? i said NOTHING about Jolie’s friendships or lack of there of. i clearly stated that chelsey should grow up. and the reason i didn’t say whore but chose the overused colloquial term “ho” is because i was only half serious. i guess i should have used “air quotes” to help you with the sarcasm. that said i stick to my idea of loyalty. chelsey handler is not an objective party, she is the best friend of a scorned wife.
Here is the challenge: Chelsea was NOT friends with Aniston when everything went down in 2004/2005 and in fact ridiculed Aniston’s dating choices on her show for years… until she met Ansiton and signed with the CA agency.
Then the jokes stopped. And the verbal attacks began- on her show, on her comedy road trips, during talk shows as a guest, in magazine interviews, 2 nights ago on Bravo TV. BUT SHE HAS NEVER MET ANGIE.
She’s even said the reason Brad “can’t leave Angie” is because of the kids. That’s what women say to others to cover up the truth because it is too painful. They’d rather believe irrational thoughts that he is there out of obligation rather than for love and desire. This is the only way to accept being left for another woman.
So would I but thats not the case with Aniston she is not a scorned wife and she wasn’t cheated on. Now Heidi Bivens thats a scorned (DeFacto) wife. Aniston+Handler=the sisterhood of the homewreckers. Both Aniston and Handler are homewreckers and don’t know the meaning of vows or loyalty.
Does this woman never look in the mirror? She could be a female version of the clown in the Stephen King movie “It”.
Nothing about her is attractive.
“I know when you see somebody walking across the room that’s a bad girl.”
Translation: When I see a woman walking across the room and all attention is on her then I realize no o e looks at me that way I end up a jealous rage monster and have to try to tear down that woman.
Ugh. Has she actually met AJ or does she just hate her on “principle”?
I used to like Jen but her continued friendship with CH makes me think Jen may be jackoff, too.
She has admitted that she has never actually met Angelina. Which is why her comments are so pathetic and transparent.
The woman is obsessive and psychotic. She so want Jolie’s attention so bad, it’s funny and lame at the same time..
Sorry hun, Jolie don’t mess with trash like yourself..
I see the Hag is at it again and Angie still does not give a f*ck.
“Girl’s Girls” =
– grown women who like to be called “girls” because they are willing to diminish their power and experience if they think it makes them “seem younger” and hence more desirable to men. (Or at least men who like women who are willing to do that)
– Women whose primary purpose seems to be to compete for the approval of men and who are suspicious and fearful of women who aren’t ‘kept in line’ by the insecurities of other women.
-masquerading as “sisterhood, goddess circle” solidarity, but actually empty carping sessions whose root subject is male approval.
True sisterhood is doing something to improve the lives of other women.
If we could only free ourselves from giving a crap whether men find us f*ckable or not, oh the places we’ll go!
This cow wants to sleep with Angelina. She does not know her, only gets info from her drunk BFF Jennifer, has NOT met her, but has the nerve to talk about her like a dog. She wants Angelina in her bed.
The thing I find most intolerable about her nasty comments is that she has never even met Angelina. If you are going to criticize someone this severely you ought to at least have first hand experience with the person.
Handler is just a nasty piece of work, period.
So in her opinion being a girl’s girl means being mean-spirited, judgmental, catty and hateful?? If that’s her idea of being a girl’s girl then no thanks. Her comments pretty much confirm why women like Angelina AREN’T girl’s girls.
Maybe Jen has told her to STFU but you can’t really control someone else’s verbal diarrhea…. especially a drunkie “comedian”.
the thing is, aniston and handler are both drunkies so they drunkenly sit around trashing Angelina. trashcan says what aniston cant.
“trashcan says what Aniston cant”
Therein lies the reason Handler was hired by Aniston.
I’ve been reading the comments & the common theme that keeps popping up is that Handler doesn’t even know Jolie so how can she trash her so bad without ever meeting her?
Well… We trash celebs all the time with vicious
remarks which may or may not be true & we have never met them.
So…where does that leave us? I am definitely not trying to insult anyone with this comment. I just found it ironic.
And you spinner are probably the WORST one for this. Wonder if you realize this??????
You sit on AJ threads and bash her like there is no tomorrow!
One of your nasty gems:
“she just doesn’t have the time for friends. She is far to busy arranging her veins, organizing her nannies & trying to figure out how to get him to marry her. “
Come on…I am far from the worst — and please notice, I included myself in this by using the pronouns we & us. This whole thread just made me stop & think.
Yeah but I bet next time there is an AJ thread you will be back to your bashing ways.
And you are the worst on this site.
@Spinner-
So… her televised and other public floggings since becoming BFFs with Aniston don’t seem odd to you? I would almost call it personal except that she has never met her. Here is a summary of the words Chelsea has used to describe Angie over the last 3 years (same time that she befriended Jennifer);
– Evil
– Bitch
– Fvcking wh*re
– Fvcking c*nt
– Not a girl’s girl
– Bad girl
– Demon
Any of this sound funny to you? No. This is the type of talk I would expect from one of the Real Housewives franchises from Bravo TV.
And these are the words she has said in public. I can only imagine what is said about Angie in private.
Hi Josephina…the timing of Handlers’ rants ARE odd. Do I think her rants are connected to Jen? You bet. As I typed above…this whole thread just made me stop & think.
Chelsea Handler is very unattractive. She has the face of a man, and looks much older than 38.
Seems to me that Handler is jealous of Angelina. Handler is boring, annoying and hard to look at. It’s time for her to STFU and get lost.
Handler is just whoring for attention and pandering to the perpetually insecure Aniston, nothing new. Ugly woman, inside and out.
handler is ugly inside and out, so is her insecure bff.
omg Kaiser, the picture you chose for this story is effing brilliant.
Have you ever seen a woman look more like a “demon” than picture #1 above? Hysterical.
Chelsea is vile and who would want to be friends with her? It makes me not like Jennifer Aniston very much.
If one of my friends kept publicly bashing the girlfriend of a guy I’d been with years ago, I’d be so embarrassed I’d drop her. Also, how fun is it to be reminded over and over again that a guy cheated on you? Trying to blame the woman he cheated with for it is weak, and it’s even more pathetic when it’s years later and you’re engaged to another man (who was committed to another woman when you started seeing him.)
FWIW, I think all of them are obnoxious, and I find it hard to believe they keep bringing up this stuff. It happened years ago, it’s Hollywood, get over it.
@Emily, who wrote: “Also, how fun is it to be reminded over and over again that a guy cheated on you?”
Brad waited until after Jen filed for divorce before he got together with Angie. He was very honest with Jen. Do you think that if Brad actually cheated on Jen, and ‘told’ her so before they separated (Courtney Cox said he was ‘completely’ honest with Jen), that she wouldn’t have mentioned it in her divorce filing, or waited to have her ‘pity’ fest? With ‘her’ PR Team?
As if…Angelina is upset because, damn, and she really wants to be friends with Chelsea. Jennifer and Chelsea are even starting to look like one another.
Here’s my take (if anyone cares)
1. Jen and Chelsea are probably more business associates than friends. They hang out, they drink. It’s not deep, just convenient.
2. Steven Huvane is the one calling the shots with Jen since forever, and now with Chelsea. Steven Huvane has authorized Chelsea to trash Angelina at every turn. Not for personal reasons. Just the way the game is played. I think Chelsea is mostly just doing what she’s been told to do.
3. I firmly believe that Aniston dislikes Angelina and harbors a lot of bitterness towards her but not because of Brad. Aniston has always been an ambitious, career oriented woman. What stings is that Brad left her for a woman who has the career she wishes she had, the clout she wishes she had (Jen lost some of this when she was no longer part of a Hollywood super couple) AND the respect of a lot of important people. What stings is that Brad moved on so quickly and publicly. Not that he moved on. I’ve always felt that the ‘missing a sensitivity chip’ comment had more to do with him being photographed with Angelina in Africa before SHE had a chance to roll out her new relationship. This led to ‘the wronged woman’ angle that she, with the help of Huvane, has been milking for years.
The formula is simple: Heart throb. Villainess. Wronged Woman. This storyline was too good to pass up. And hat tip to Huvane, he knew it would get a lot of play for years to come.
Too bad Chelsea has a complete lack of subtlety. I mean look at Laura Dern. She knew just what to say to paint wild child Angelina as the bad guy. Despite the fact that SHE was the one who got together with Billy Bob Thorton while he was still married not Angelina. Thorton and Laura were engaged until he broke off the relationship and moved on with Jolie. Oh and someone correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t Laura then go on to get pregnant for Ben Harper while his wife was also pregnant with their child?
Too bad Angelina didn’t/doesn’t have a publicist and instead preferred to speak off the cuff. The narrative might have been different if not nearly as interest worthy.
@ I choose me-
I agree with points #2 and #3.
As far as #1, Chelsea on more than one occasion has gushed about many intimate girlfriend moments with Aniston. Chelsea was there when Aniston had her hands printed in the Hollywood Walk of Fame. They have vacationed together, spent holidays together, and it is clear that Aniston is really comfortable with Chelsea when she has been a repeated guset on Chelsea’s show.
I agree, there is teeth to Chelsea’s comments because she is the puppet for Huvane. But who pays Huvane’s bills? Aniston. If there was no Aniston, there would be no Chelsea for Huvane to pimp. Huvane does rep true A-list movie stars, but notice he keeps them out of the tabloids for the most part. Why? Because he is working with true talent and so he does not have to play as many dirty tricks.
With Aniston he has to plant and deny pregnancy rumors, arrange “Aniston is over Brad” interviews, hustle her to casting calls, purchase awards and most sexy lists, stay on top of everything Brad/Angie (let’s face it, they ARE a very BUSY couple with multiple projects going on all the time while they raise a family), get people to come to her parties so that Hollywood execs will warm up to her (A-list execs still won’t be bothered after 9 years)…
After all that money that Huvane has pimped out of Aniston over the years… all she has is a string of flops if she is cast as lead actress, an unemployed D-list screenwriter fiance, poor sales of her perfume that sells at Walmart, a new Aveeno commercial where she insists that she is called the Beautiful Aniston as if she were representing Clinique, Lancome or a Revlon product. By the way, she had to INVEST in Aveeno and the hair product company in order to be the spokesperson (again, she has buy her way in).The Smartwater ads are doing OK, not great.
Aniston’s skin looks so fried and rough, I can’t imagine that she’s selling skin care products… Oh so that’s why!
Actually, let’s expand on the notion of the publicist. You indicated that if she had a publicist, the narrative (of her personal life) would be different. But how about her professional career? Because it seems to me that this actress, who doesn’t have a publicist, has earned a Best Actress Oscar nomination, wrote and directed a film both in Croatian and English, which is still making the rounds at film festivals a year after the theatrical release, got another directing gig, and has the Coen Brothers rewriting the script. Can you name any other actress who has these opportunities?
Yes, I think that Chelsea is doing Aniston’s bidding, but she could be working for Huvane too, because if more actresses sprout a spine, ditch their PR reps, and end up getting opportunities beyond theirs and HW’s expectations, then Huvane and his ilk will be in hella trouble.
Yes, I’m talking about the narrative of her personal life. Angelina has always been completely candid about her life (and her issues) which I totally respect her for. She’s much less candid now, careful, which is to be expected since she has a partner and six children so what she says reflects on them too. I know a lot of people miss the wild child Angelina but given everything she’s accomplished in the past twelve years, both personally and professionally I think she’s even more badass now.
@Josephina. Okay, I guess Aniston and Chelsea are a lot more buddy, buddy than I realized. Oh and it seems to me that Chelsea thinks that Angelina thinks she’s too good hang with her. Funny how her constant vitriolic attacks is proving exactly that.
I Choose Me, I absolutely agree with your thoughts – esp point # 3, but I’d like to add that I believe Aniston is also jealous of Angie because of Angie’s looks. There’s no denying the fact that AJ blows JA out of the water looks/sex appeal wise. And it’s no secret that Aniston has always been insecure about her looks.
Chelsea’s comments say more about Chelsea than they do about Angelina. I’m sure that if Angelina and Chelsea were standing in the same room the reason they would not be friends is because Chelsea can just tell she does not like Angelina, because Angelina is not a girl’s girl. yea, okay
In a room alone together Chelsea would be uncomfortable and Angelina would be… Ambivalent. Because she does not give a sh*t about drunk disgruntled Chelsea Handler. The thing is Angelina wins this battle without ever speaking a word. Put some other people in that room, like some industry event and the new people would probably approach Angelina to discuss her impressive career, new projects and meaningful work with the UN. Chelsea would need the security of some vodka and some bitchy gal pals and would spend the night talking about Angelina.
Ultimately Chelsea now considers herself a celebrity, it strokes her ego to call Aniston her beastie (typo but it stays). Angelina would never make time for the sort of “fun” that Jennifer and Chelsea enjoy because she’s a freakin’ parent to six kids. Life is just different for her, and I imagine a lot busier and more fulfilling.
She just seems such a profoundly unpleasant woman. She was on Howard Stern, and he can IMO be kind of a litmus test because for whatever reason people let their guard down… and she came across as genuinely horrible.
Kate- she’s been on twice & I heard both times. With all his antics, Stern is a very good interviewer and, yes, Chelsea revealed herself to be a horrible human being both times. Stern even tried to give her some outs with the Angie stuff, the Ted H & 50 stuff, but she was way too far gone on hate to take the chance to come off a bit less vile. And yes, all of these attacks by Chelsea on Angelina make Jen look more nasty & desperate than ever.
(Chelsea) – “Uh oh, my ratings are down and I haven’t been mentioned in the press in a while. Time to talk smack about Angelina again!”
Seh’s suck a one-trick pony. Seriously – does anyone even talk about her UNLESS she’s trashing Jolie. Even her trash talking of Swifty only came on the heels or more needless trash talk about Jolie.
Go away Chelsea. Everyone knows you only have a show because you did the network president. You;d never end up there on the basis of your actual “talent”.
I’m not really on either side of this argument, I see why people dislike Chelsea, I see why people dislike Angelina, neither of them seem like pictures of perfect sanity to me but I don’t dislike either of them, either. That said…
I had a sex dream about Brat Pitt last night. First time ever, I never have sex dreams about celebrities or people I don’t know.
It was really strange because it was very vivid and seemed real.
He was on some vacation by himself and smoking weed with my friends and over a few day period we hooked up. I kept freaking him out by telling him what a huge crush I had on him when I was 8 and how I cried when I realized Louis [from Interview] wasn’t real and that he was just an actor. He was really sweet and laid back. He was cheating on Angelina I guess in my dream, I was bad, but I remember in my dream not being able to recall who he’d be cheating on, Jennifer or Angelina…I guess I didn’t care, haha. Was a dream. He was great in bed in my dream.
Pretty OT but it was trippy and I had to share.
I don’t care for Chelsey but she is right about Jolie, as far as I am concerned. Sorry all you Big A lovers…
Really? You met Jolie? Do tell!!!
I know right…what’s the 411 Francesca, and you better not leave out what goes on in the Brange bedroom. I must know EVERYTHING!!! 🙂
So Angelina is a Demon?????
What has Angelina done that is so bad?
She hasn’t killed anyone, hasn’t made racial slurs, does not stumble drunk out of clubs etc.
She is not perfect, but she’s a decent human being who I have never heard utter a nasty word about anyone.
Chelsea made fame famous speaking bad and make fun of celebrity, but after she signed with CAA became “friend” of all these famous , travel, party … etc … almost all her friends are having the same agency and she will not speak bad or make jokes after all she likes having the attention, being a friend of the famous. So she does not speak bad of Brad Pitt because he is the at CAA …… and then left Angelina who is super famous, does not even know of her existence or program, don’t do a lot talk show …. not go to parties …
I think the thing that a lot of women have against Angie is she doesn’t care. They get pissed at her for the most silly things. Don’t like that she doesn’t wear a lot of color. They don’t like that she wears black. They don’t like that she wears nude shoes.
I really think they all want her to care about all the crap that people say. And it pisses them off that she doesn’t respond. She doesn’t change the way she dresses. She doesn’t tweet nor use intagram. She doesn’t go to Facebook and issue a statement. Her reps don’t issue some reply to the constant stories. I mean really over the last 8 years there have been so many stories and yet no replies. She and Brad won their lawsuit against New of the World. They never gave an interview talking about it. Tabloids like STAR and NI have printed such nasty stories. NO response. Nothing. So Handler spouts off again for no reason other then attention. She wants Angie to respond so she can act the fool. But there won’t be a reply. And I said before that is how you handle people like this. Because a reply or response is another story. I said the same thing regarding Taylor. If she had not said a thing that GG joke would have been over. Like it was before her interview.
I don’t give a sh*t about Lainey and her take. She talks such shit about Angie one her site. The woman is directing her 2nd film and Lameass makes it all about the Twilight stars. She says things and then when she met Angie for her first time interview.. Well she nutted up like teen boy. She couldn’t even ask a coherent question. Angie has that affect on people. And I really suspect if she and Horseface were ever in the same room Handler would do nothing but sit her ass in a corner and say nothing. Nothing at all. Which is why I hate people like that. Talk shit outside but won’t say it to the person’s face.
I don’t blame Aniston for what Handler says.. BUT I blame her for allowing her personal life to be involved in this and it has nothing to do with Her Friend. Jennifer and Brad were over YEARS before she and Handler became friends. That is the dig for me. And Jennifer’s fans can say what they want.. but that nut was planted at some point.
Handler is a Slag and she is only getting attention because Angie is a bigger Star than she will ever be. I guess her supporters stand by her mouth, but they sure as hell don’t go to see her in any movies.
Hmmm same as with her friend and her fans.
I was getting weary and even ambivalent, especially since you can set your watch to Chelsea’s attacks – something to promote i.e. After Lately=smack-talking Jolie. But for me, hearing the news about Valerie Harper who to many, was one-half of one the most memorable female TV friendships, has set me off.
The thought that Chelsea presumed to position herself as the spokesperson for female friendships is gag-worthy, and the fact that Aniston continually co-sign these attacks by just passively standing by and allowing some ratchet, johnny comes three years after the b!tch initially got ditched scab to continue the war that she long lost is ludicrous. I’ve said this before and I’ll continue to say it… girlfriends know when to defend their friends and when to dummy up. I would say that after a friend gets engaged to a new dude, old business should be closed.
And jockeying to have the last word, especially 8 years after the fact, means that the other party was the one who issued the last word. As far as I’m concerned, Chelsea is just reenforcing the fact that Aniston was and still is Brad and Angelina’s roadkill, despite the declarations that ‘Justin is better than Brad in every way’.
Aw, lighten up. Chelsea is just a pilot fish to the Angie leviathan 🙂
I am so opposite on this than almost everyone. I like that Chelsea bashes Angelina. That is what made her hilarious and refreshing; she would bash the a-list celebrities and call them out on their bs. My issue with her now is she has lost her edge mostly, because she is friends with them now. She is a comedian and part of that isn’t always being funny, some times it is about being controversial and outspoken. The purpose of a comedian isn’t to be loved and adored.
Comedy is so much more than just bashing. That’s why Joan Rivers gets away with it and Chelsea doesn’t.
How is calling someone a c*unt funny? A demon? Racist jokes?
Anyone can do that.
Comedians are suppose to be clever, not name callers. Spouting off insults is not comedy.
If someone called your mother a c*nt would you laugh? hmmmmmmm
@ Mila—
PRRRRRREEEAAAAAAACCCCHHHHH!!!! Church is in session.
I read somewhere (maybe here?) that Angie doesn’t have a publicist, hence she doesn’t have any reps.
In my eyes Angelina redeemed herself by being a UN Ambassador of Goodwill, traveling to developing countries helping others where not even her haters dare to go. For me she has genuine concern for others and by doing this she is focusing her energy on doing something other than herself rather than self destructing which she used to do.
That mean girl (photo above) who constantly berates her in public is better off looking at herself in the mirror. Why the media is covering her raises my eyebrow when we all know it is because she only wants attention and publicity for herself or maybe she is campaigning so she will be the maid of (dis)honor at Jennifer’s wedding ( or maybe she is already)? I like J’s other bff or are they still? All I can say is, birds of the same feather flock together.
I believe Aniston approves Handlers jabs at Angelina when Aniston was on Handlers show she made a rude comment about Angelina seconds before introducing Aniston. What doez Aniston do comes out smiling like Chester Cheetah! Old fart could have shut this nonsense down then, but she didn’t. To me Aniston is a bitter, yellow belly coward.
Isn’t she a yellow belly who shacked up with someone else’s man? Oh yeah….right…..
I saw that episode when Chandler was nasty and then seconds later Aniston bounces on the stage like a sprite.
I was thoroughly disgusted and disappointed – mainly with Aniston.
I WANT her to be over Brad. But it is clear she is not. What is so sad is that she is about to MARRY someone else and this shit STILL continues.
Aniston is a serious mental case and all those years of therapy have not made much improvement. She is truly a transparent, neurotic and insecure woman. This woman truly cannot find peace and does not know what the hell inner peace is. Justin’s love is not enough for her.
She is too self-obsessed and self-absorbed to move on. And her friends are either just as dizzy or not strong enough to give sound advice.
MOVE ON, Aniston. Move on. Get Brad and Angie out of your head.
CH: Angie seems like a demon! Like that?
JA: Good job, here’s a line. Except we need you to wear something nice from QVC when you say it, so the mini-vans will know we are on their team, just without kids and challenging jobs and budgets and community involvement and natural human interest in health and education and the world.
CH: OK and thanks for the clothes of the month club, I feel like Eugenie to your Kate every day! BFF! Oh, you cut my bit about blood and Billy Bob?
JA: Yes, the psychic in Cabo has me carrying Juster-Buster’s sun-dried balls and tears in my coin purse now.
CH: Okay. How about Sandy and Charlize prove stars don’t need more than one kid for PR so Ang is trying to hog six times the press because she is such a demonic c—?
JA: God I love the way you say c—-! Ok do you have something even more shank-y?
CH: I have one about Ang adopting Heidi as a kinkaversary present for Armpit—
JA: NO! I PAID HER TO STAY AWAY FROM HIM TOO! DROP IT! LEAVE IT! THIS IS ABOUT MY INSANE LEVEL OF HAPPINESS AND SHE’S A DEMON!
CH: Ffs, it’s a f—- joke! Five per month remember?
JA: Oh, yeah, sorry, I uh, the glue on my head gives me a headache. Hollywood friends forever?
CH: I better be in some major f—– wedding pictures for May sweeps, b—-.
Liberty- you’re back- yay!!
Love it, hilarious as usual :).
@ Liberty-
Yay!!!! You’re back. The talented Ms. Liberty is back.
“…so the mini-vans will know we are on their team, just without kids and challenging jobs and budgets and community involvement and natural human interest in health and education and the world. ” – THIS IS CLASSIC!!!
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
You have been missed! Great to see you posting again.
I couldn’t help but notice the absolute silence of the duo who accused you of cyber bullying on your previous posts and yet say nothing of the absolutely vile comments uttered by Handler.
We all know your boyfriend would drop you like a hot potato if he could have a night with Jolie.
Chandler is dirty, discusting and the downfall of Aniston.
I bet Aniston loses fans every time this pig opens her mouth.
Maybe Handler wants Jolie for herself and is mad and the closest she can get to her is be Jen’s friend.
Leave her alone you dirty pig. Your ugly, a drunk and have a job because of being a tramp.
Hoe can any man be with this beast is beyond me. Oh, money of course.
Same a Jen. If Justin is smart as some have said what is he doing with boring, lame, not so smart Jen? Oh yeahhh. Money, fame. Both look over 50 with their rough faces.
Handler should soak in bleach for days and she would still stink.
Both Jen and Handler aren’t talented and losing fans by the millions and use Anjies name to stay afloot.
Jen was ounce a favorite, now you couldn’t pay me to go and see any of her movies.
So glad Brad left that bore. Go to college Jen. You have plenty of money, but zero brains and the only reason you have girl friends is because you don’t have a family.
Justin will get bored as we all are. Most of us would make bet he leaves for someone with more substance, unless he really is just fluff himself.
“Long before she became best friends with Jennifer Aniston, Chelsea Handler made headlines for publicly bashing Angelina Jolie.”
The first sentence of this press release is pure spin. Handler never publicly bashed Angelina UNTIL she became beasties with Aniston.
I used to like Handler and watched her show regularly. She used to make fun of both Angelina and Aniston but it was never to the malicious extent she now spews. In fact I remember a particular show when Angelina’s July 2008 Vogue cover came out and Handler was talking about how beautiful Angie looked. Ken Baker was one of her panelists and said something about Angie only looking beautiful because of the big sunglasses she wears. Handler cut him short and said Angie was just beautiful, period. She was always one of the talking heads on those “best” whatever lists E! is always making up and was always complimentary of Angelina. Once she started with her vitriolic attacks on Angie, I stopped watching her show.
As an Angie fan, I can’t even summon the outrage at Handler anymore. She is just pathetic at this point. It’s hard to believe they are the same age.
What effect have her years of being a mouthpiece for Aniston & Huvane done to Angie really? She is still commanding top dollar as an actress, has branched out to directing movies and is working and collaborating with other A list talent.
Look at what happened today. The Jolie-Pitt wine sold out on 5 hours!
So to paraphrase Yolanda Foster, “who is Chelsea Handler in this world? Nobody!”
Just saw the news about the wine. Very impressive. If I was a drinker I would have gotten a bottle. But then It sold out in 5 hours. Hardly enough time for me to place an order.
lol.. good for them; Jolie-Pitt & Perrin
I think the remaining 100,000 bottles have also been sold. Very nice indeed.
Ugh, this woman is maniacal.
There’s NO WAY this dirty skank is 50. She looks over 60. She has chicken fillets on her face, eyes of a weisel, mouth of a horse, saggy body.
Nothing wrong with being older, just don’t lie about your age.
I’m actually 50 and most people don’t think I’m over 30, seemed shocked when told.
Both Handler and Jen look way way older then they say they are.
One has no lips, all chin, the other has horse teeth, both are pot heads, drunks and not even in the same league as Brad and Anjie.
Both are desperate for their attention and so so glad that Brad dumped the bore and that Anjie ignores the man in drag. I guess the bath bleaches didn’t remove her stinch, but it’s obvious her hair drank it all up.
It’s almost laughable that these two think they can talk about Anjie and that anyone would take their side, unless they are irrational of course and are their type.
Maybe if Jennifer had a family of her own instead of now trying to buy a guy who will dump her she wouldn’t need all these so called girl girl friends.
I wou;dn’t want to be their friend, and would be honered to know someone like Jolie tries to make a difference in the world.
Jen, your own mother found you to be immature and all about show at one time, just ask her old dear friend, Lenore Siegel who was there for your mother when you were to busy to bother.
Hope Justin wakes up, but something tells me he knows exactly what he is doing and now that he is famous he could do better without Jen as she will make people dislike him also. Did anyone see Wonderlusy? NO. NO ONE CARES JEN. Even Justin I bet would take Anjie over Jen if only he could and for sure the greaseball Handler dates. These folks are not in same league, so go back to your trailers where you belong.
yawn
The only way Jen can reddem herself from this mess is to not invite horse teeth to her wedding, but they seem alike and save your pennies Jen because I don’t see you do much other then sell water, which I would never buy because of you now.
Brad made you famous, not Friends. Look where all the oher friends are.
I don’t ever care to see Jen again, but when she does pop up on something I gringe. Her appearence on Jimmy’s show was ambarrassing. She looked like a stuff sausage trying to break a phonie match box. So not funny, so not intresting, so so so soooooooo boring. Keep hiding those years and please cover up that mouth and chin, please.
NICE SHOES.
Don’t talk for us women since we don’t like you Horse face.
When you have 6 beautiful children you don’t need losers in your life. Misery loses company and Jen is worse for allowing you to talk about the people who made her famous. Before Brad Jen was Rachel and that’s where she would still be if not for Brad and Anjie, so be grateful and take a hike. Justin, take the fame and run back to your true love. We all know you’ll be back to Heidi in a couple of years. Marrying this bore will drag you down. No one will be interested where if you dump her she’l go back to her true love, horse face. I’m really mad today and bad publicity won’t get you fans. If anything it will turn people off and only help out Jolie and Brad gain more fans.
All that money and can’t buy a brain. The way your looking lately you’ll need the money to keep up with the chicken fillets. I suggest buy a chicken farm and start freezing those chicken cuttlets and save the ass for the lips and put a foot in Handler mouth, maybe it will open up her eyes, but her eyes already look spooky. She’s the one who looks like the demon. I actually dislike Jen more and Handler not a frind, but Jen too stupid to see it. Run Justin, run and NO, not to Anjie as I bet you would prefer.
People around the WORLD love Anjie.
Jen and Handler are ZEROS compared to the beloved Anjie. Anjie is classless beauty, extremely intelligent, educated, talented and on and on.
All I can say about Jen is Fuggly, boring, immature and awkward. Handler= Trashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
I meant to say Anjie is a class act, sorry about error.
Anjie= A BEAUTY INSIDE AND OUT.
Jen= BORING
Handler= LOSER
It’s hysterical to me that this woman, of all women, is calling someone a demon. Everything about her is pathetic and ugly.
I never click on the Brange stories because it’s like entering the lunatic asylum but I read this over at dlisted and was outraged!
That’s right, outraged!
This woman should be utterly ashamed of herself for spewing forth such ugliness, hatred and vitriol.
If she wants to criticise Aj’s body of work, go hell for leather! Hell, criticise her homewrecking skills IF YOU MUST!
But to just spew such awfulness for the sheer pleasure of it, means the world is a slightly darker place today.
The Jen loons at dlisted make any loons here look healthy and sane. But no one ever mentions the loonistons do they? Female First, dlisted, IUC prove who the true deranged lunatic asylum escapees are.
c cox distanced herself from aniston and i think we know why. aniston and handler are the same.
notice how when things had died down in the fake ‘triangle’ these days of negativity of the jps came right before the jolit-pitt wine launch?
Many of us JP fans have been pointing this sick neurotic pattern for YEARS!!!!
Brad and Angie’s brand new rose wine SOLD OUT IN 5 HOURS!!! That’s fantastic news!!!!
…But wait, Chelsea name drops Angie (someone she does not know) repeats trash she has ALREADY SAID (no new material, eh?) AROUND THE SAME DAMN TIME!!!!! There is nothing coincidental about this. Pimp Daddy Huvane is at it again…
I have always said something major happened with Jennifer and Courteney. I notice that Handler is always referred as Jennifer BFF. It use to be Cox. And I don’t care what her fans say. We are talking about a “friendship” that was thrown in our face for years. The Friends that were friends. Jennifer herself said she was at Courteney’s house every weekend. She vacationed with her and David. They were photographed all the time together. They had some special Christmas or Thanksgiving ritual. Then right before David and Courteney broke up there were rumors of Jennifer dating some guy or something. I have not seen ONE picture of them together since that break up. Courteney was front and center when Jennifer got divorced. She did her VF interview, lol (similar to what Taylor Swift just did) get your friends to talk. Now there has been nothing. There are reports of them being together and yet not a single picture together in 3 years. No pics of Courteney hanging with Jennifer/Handler. Nothing.
Friendship change and maybe they are still friends, but something did happen and I would love to know what the deal is.
This women get serious mental problems
To C’est la vie, (sorry, this wouldn’t post under your comments in #11) Thanks to her father who left her mother with nothing, Angelina was poor growing up. The total opposite of Jennifer Aniston who went to a private school, who got a start in Hollywood because her father is a big star on a soap, and has never known hardship and her father gave her everything she wants. Aniston wouldn’t know how to do an honest days work, she is a spoiled high maintenance bitch. Ask her exes! Aniston is the spoiled princess who thinks only about herself, her skin, tanning and drinking on Malibu. Angelina forgoes all that and goes to worn-torn countries and helps out with her bare hands. Angelina is so unassuming and so down to earth and for the poor. Aniston would be too self-absorbed to do anything for the poor people, the spoiled princess brat would be afraid she’d break a nail. She is so materialistic, even her ex Tate Donovan said exactly the same thing. She was into expensive motels, he loved hiking and roughing it. Donovan said Aniston was a materialistic pampered spoiled princess. As if it isn’t obvious.
And please don’t mention the Dern thing. Dern is a lying psychopath who has made the same claims with all the men who left her. It was proven Dern lied about still being with BBT, that was debunked long ago. If you fell for Dern’s lie then you’re a fool. Also despite the fact that Dern was outed as a liar, lets also remember she got together with Harper when he was married with two children and his wife was PREGNANT at the time when Dern was having an affair with her husband, and got pregnant HERSELF at the same time as his WIFE!! So as they say, ‘consider the source’. Dern is a serial homewrecking Fatal Attraction psychopath who manipulatively lies, throws shade and stalks an ex when she is dumped. She has NO credibility whatsoever. And anyone who believes or likes Handler is morally and intellectually challenged. Nuff said.
Chelsea, Brandi Glanville and Jenny McCarthy seem interchangeable.
Jen really needs to distance herself from this woman, because it makes her look really bad. I think she’s smarter than this, and she should know better than to associate with someone who keeps that dumb triangle-feud alive, and makes really nasty remarks. I dont know, maybe Jen thinks acknowledging it and speaking in contrast to Chelsea only makes her look worse/more pathetic? She’s kinda damned if she does, damned if she doesn’t with this one. Which is why she needs to tell chelsea to stop it and make it clear to leave jen out of it.
CHELSEA HANDLERS LOOK LIKE DEVI SATAN. HER FACE LOOK SO UGLY AND OLD.NO TALENT, NOT FUNNY BUT VERY LOW CLASS
CHELSEA HANDLERS IS VERY LOOK LIKE A DEVIL SATAN. SHE HAS NO TALENT, LOWEST CLASS AND VERY UGLY AND OLD
Jen is done in Hollywood. I can’t imagine anyone caring to see her on any films. Even the stars who have starred with her aren’t doing very well because no one really finds Jen all that entertaining and bigger stars are paying the price. She’s very awkward to listen to. If I were Justin this would be very upsetting as it would to any real man engaged, but he probably isn’t even faced by it because he wants the money. The only upsetting thing for Justin is that Handler may mess up his big gain, but he could do better witout Jen. She will bring evryone down now that everyone has seen her true colors. I used to feel bad for Jen, now I’m happy Brad left this fruit cake. I just can’t stand looking at Jen anymore and only wish for her to go away, or better yet, she is now the announcer for when Brad and Anjie are about to do something. Can’t wait to see another project they are doing, so Jen please let us know, but make it fast and go away fast also. Just make an appearence we get prepare for a nice show up from Brad and Anjie. Now we know why the wine sold out in a few hours. Thanks for letting us know. It’s almost like inside trading. Jen is now their announcer. It’s OK to sell water too Jen. We know you’ll need the money in the future when Justin takes his half and goes back to Heidi. The fin begings. I bet Brad and Anjie are having a good laugh at Jen and her uglier friend. Dumb and Dumber should be their nick name. Petty little women are so discusting and I’m sure there are many who will defend Anjie. I would never attack someone, especially a women, but in defense ohhh yaehhh. Just keep them coming little pests. Justin appears stupid as this goes down. If he is a man of substance this is eating him up like no tomorrow and he is probably wondering if all this is worth it. You have your fame silly, run and run fast. Boring Jen and her ugly friend will bring you down. Emily Blunt, don’t associate yourself with Jen as you’ll be next.
People will always miss Anjie, I doudt anyone would ever miss Jen or Handler. They are forgetable, uninteresting and it would be so nice if Jen went back to seeling vacation homes. She so doesn’t deserve the money and fame she got frm the x and Anjie. You would think she would be grateful, or moved on, but after all these years and six kids this is pathetic and desperate and so ambarrassing for Justin, whether he admits it or not. IF NOT- then we know why
Jen’s face always looks red, rough, glossy whinney eyes, weird chin, so unsexy lips, stringy haor, huge years, and who ever said she was sexy is either blind or being paid to say it. Nothing sexy about a smirk face who always looks as if she is up to no good. Not impressed and your only folling yourself to think people actually care, so go to your award shows, make your funny faces because Justin will win. Guy is smart. What does he see in her. Ahhh. Good for you. She deserves it, so marry her, dump her, take her money, go back to Heidi and Jen will be done for good. She couldn’t handle someone else leaving her and with her personality and chicken fillet face, it will happen. IT WILL HAPPEN. Start your betting. I say 2 years tops. Three years might make him go insane. How Brad dealt with her for as long as he did is terrible. This woman must have been this pathetic all along. Good for him to see it and fix his life. He must regret marrying her.
Scary beast wearing men’s shoes and no socks. Gross.
Jen acts as if Brad belonged to her forever even if unhappy. She wanted her career, fame, money and keep him under her wings and now continues to harrss him and his beautiful family. This is so scary and I give him credit now for doing something. Kudos to you Brad and congratulations on finding a good partner. It should be inspiration to those who are afraid to leave an unhappy marriage. She underestimated him, now she gets what she deserves. Dislike and more dislike.