I love a good conspiracy theory as long as it doesn’t involve silly allegations of the Illuminati using puppets to take over the world. Here’s one for you in the form of Justin Bieber’s brand new bangs, which he debuted over the weekend all over Twitter. I sent this photo to Kaiser as an example of her famed “bangs trauma,” but she just laughed. Poor Bieber gets no respect. What do you think of these bangs? Honestly, they’re not bad considering the subject matter. In case you forgot (and how could you?), this is how Bieber has looked this year until now:
I have a little theory though. These new bangs aren’t just a means to an end of using less hair product. Nope. These are PR bangs. These bangs are meant to make you remember a time (not too long ago) when Bieber was a fresh-faced teenager with a floppy fringe. These bangs are meant to make you forget all about how Bieber has taken to abandoning his pet monkey, spitting in people’s faces and threatening to kill them, showing up hours late for concerts, and throwing tantrums in nightclubs. Not to mention those embarrassing Sizzurp party sessions after Bieber’s recent Grammy shutout. Is it working for you? Because Bieber would kindly like for you to wipe the slate clean just so that he can get back to helping people (it’s God’s will, yo).
Here’s Bieber in 2010 with his original bangs of innocence:
There might also be another ulterior motive for these bangs. According to a new story from Hollywood Life, Justin has been pushing really hard for Selena Gomez to take him back. This story is believable since just a few weeks ago, Justin tried to give Selena a puppy, and she turned Biebs and his gift away. Basically, “she has totally moved on from him” and told Bieber that there’s no hope for a reconciliation. I hope she stays strong. She could do so much better.
Just for kicks, here are some more “vintage” photos of Bieber rocking his bangs in 2010. Ahh, yes. The days when he bothered to pull up his pants. I miss those days!
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, Instagram, and WENN
He was so much better in his early days. Sorry, Biebs, the bangs trick didn’t work. Mwahahaha!
Still a narcissistic, entitled little punk.
Yup! It’s amazing how much good he could do if he just looked outside of his little sh!t box and saw that there’s a world that doesn’t depend on what he does alone.
+1
He has reverted back to his twelve year old self which now matches his mentality.
I never thought there would be a day when I longed for the Justin Bieber of 2010…… but 2013 Justin Bieber has made it happen….
I agree. 🙂
don’t be dissing Illuminati!!!!!
nothing silly about it yo.
I’m sorry, but the first thought that popped into my head when I saw that picture was: “What a little bitch”.
He wish it was so easy. Fail.
He was once cute and likeable.
MILEY!!!!!!!!!!
They are starting to morph into each other.
ha, say the same thing. only she wears it better than him.
Rihanna?
No seriously, why did he cut his hair like Rihanna?
so, he was going for the Miley cut?
In the 2nd photo, Bieber is Vanilla Ice’s Mini Me!
This pampered, self indulgent twit needs to take a summer off to do relief work with the poors or to do a LOT of volunteering. If he tried to grow up, maybe Biebs could still be a good person. For his sake, I hope he doesn’t spiral down further.
Wow.. What a difference a couple of years make? He’s done a 360in such a short amount of time. I wish he’d leave his crotch alone?
That was my first thought – hey remember before everyone hated me? I can look like that again!
He’s on the accelerated crash and burn path, and doesn’t seem likely to make any substantial changes.
I wonder what happened to the poor puppy?? He should NOT have used it as a gift – when will he learn that animals are not toys??
that’s what i was wondering, im still not over the monkey
I notice in the picture of him singing he’s wearing a leather jacket with “Man of Mayhem” on it, obviously an ode to SOA.
What a loser, ya Justin you’re just like the bikers on SOA, more like one of the hookers they keep around.
Douche.
LMAO ~ It even says “original”.
Who knew that the original men of mayhem were lesbians?
Ancient Chinese secret?
In 2010 he used to look like Dexter lost little brother!
I want to slap him. That’s all.
He is such an embarrassing caricature… How does he not see it?
He dresses like that trying to look all hard and gangsta and then sings such wussy, girly songs… it’s so sad!
Is he trying to be Marky Mark? Because Marky Mark was a badass. This kid is a joke.
You may need to do a little research on Marky Mark history. He WAS a racist violent thug. This was before music moguls decided his good looks and hot body could be made over into a pretty boy pop-rapper thug.
Yea… As I said, Marky Mark was a badass.
He is still a whiny little punk, i really dont like him
LOL …
“original man of mayhem” on his studded leather jacket
Also, this jerk was 3 hours late for a friggin’ concert – ugh
Poor monkey. Whilst it had a chance to go to a special monkey home, with trees and proper care for this baby, Justin at the last moment decided he wants it back and filing the paperwork for it. Which could take months and meanwhile it has to stay in the German shelter where it just doesn’t get the required care.
So cruel!
Can he get more girly?
Nope. The bangs of innocence aren’t working for me.
I’ve known too many drug addicts in my day. His eyes and skin are showing the effects of some serious sh*t.
Is he ever going to go away???
Not only that, but the bangs look like they had a bad bleach job. Next time, Justin, stay away from the peroxide and have them streaked professionally.
He looks even more like a lesbian now.
His bangs revival won’t bring back his innocent boy aura. Once you lose that nothing can recapture it. He should have thought of his reputation and career before he started to screw up left and right.
I agree—he’s irredeemable. He can breast-feed that monkey & teach it to write with a fountain pen; it won’t make any difference.
“He can breast-feed that monkey”–omg I can’t stop laughing hahahaha brilliant!
Agree. He totally screwed up his image and reputation. I used to like him but not anymore.
Oh my God—that first pic! Did they photoshop “scruff” onto his little face?
That haircut still look better on Hillary Swank, as she picked up her Oscar for Boys Don’t Cry.
I wish he would close his mouth , literally (arched brows, mouth always open…like Taylor Swift w/ her open mouth and deer in the headlights look).
Looking at the 2010 pictures remind me of Jimmy Fallon’s dead on impression of him…and when Bieber had a scene of humor.
He looks like miley but with brown hair and d ck
So instead of looking like a 14 year old (girl) he’s made himself look like an 11 year old (girl).
I totally agree with you that it’s a PR stunt. It’s all damage control.
Is there only one example where that big amount of fame so early in life ever has done anything good to the persons personality?
I doubt it. Seems as if you need experience of backlash and fail to develop a decent personality.
Aw, I forgot that he used to be a cute little guy! Too bad he has turned into the egotistical little jerk that he is now.