Kanye West gave an EPIC interview to the New York Times this week. It’s so long and hard and epic (ha), I can’t even properly cull all of the crazy, interesting, noteworthy quotes from the damn thing. So I would suggest that if you’re interested, you should just go here to read the whole thing. Beware – it’s a whole lotta Yeezus. So, let’s get to some of the biggest highlights:

Kanye on how he argues about how great he is: “So I’m going to use my platform to tell people that they’re not being fair. Anytime I’ve had a big thing that’s ever pierced and cut across the Internet, it was a fight for justice. Justice. And when you say justice, it doesn’t have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. It could be clearing a path to make it fair within the arena that I play. You know, if Michael Jordan can scream at the refs, me as Kanye West, as the Michael Jordan of music, can go and say, “This is wrong.””

Grammys & racism: “[My Beautiful] Dark [Twisted] Fantasy” and “Watch the Throne”: neither was nominated for Album of the Year, and I made both of those in one year. I don’t know if this is statistically right, but I’m assuming I have the most Grammys of anyone my age, but I haven’t won one against a white person. But the thing is, I don’t care about the Grammys; I just would like for the statistics to be more accurate.

His “Fighting for what’s right” instinct: “It’s only led me to complete awesomeness at all times. It’s only led me to awesome truth and awesomeness. Beauty, truth, awesomeness. That’s all it is. I don’t have one regret.”

Apologizing for the Taylor Swift thing: “Yeah, I think that I have like, faltered, you know, as a human. My message isn’t perfectly defined. I have, as a human being, fallen to peer pressure.” [Kanye then answers “yeah” the question “So that was a situation in which you gave in to peer pressure to apologize?”]

He’s anti-celebrity: “I don’t have some type of romantic relationship with the public. I’m like, the anti-celebrity, and my music comes from a place of being anti. That was the album where I gave people what they wanted. I don’t think that at that point, with my relationship with the public and with skeptical buyers, that I could’ve done “Black Skinhead”.”

Saying “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” in 2005: “Yeah. I guess it’s a very pop moment of a lifetime or generation. I mean, my dad’s generation is a generation of messaging, you know? But that’s just a piece of me being the opinionated individual that I am. Yeah, it was pretty bugged out. When you think about it, I was wearing like, a Juicy Couture men’s polo shirt. We weren’t there, like, ready for war.”

His relationship with Kim: “Any woman that you’re in love with or that loves you is going to command a certain amount of, you know, energy. It’s actually easier to focus, in some ways. Yeah, that’s what I mean when I say like, ‘Yo, I’m going to be super Zenned out like, five years from now.’ I’m the type of rock star that likes to have a girlfriend, you know? I’m the type of soul that likes to be in love and likes to be able to focus. And that inspires me.”

Making an appearance on ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’: “That was from a place of love. It’s hard when people read things in a lot of different ways. You know, the amount of backlash I got from it is when I decided to not be on the show anymore. And it’s not that I have an issue with the show; I just have an issue with the amount of backlash that I get. Because I just see like, an amazing person that I’m in love with that I want to help.”

Thoughts on fatherhood: “One of the things was just to be protective, that I would do anything to protect my child or my child’s mother. As simple as that. I don’t want to explain too much into what my thoughts on, you know, fatherhood are, because I’ve not fully developed those thoughts yet. I don’t have a kid yet. Yeah. Well, I just don’t want to talk to America about my family. Like, this is my baby. This isn’t America’s baby.”

He no longer feels like an outsider: “No, I don’t think I feel like that anymore. I feel like I don’t want to be inside anymore. Like, I uninvited myself. I think just more actual self-realization and self-belief. The longer your ‘gevity is, the more confidence you build. The idea of Kanye and vanity are like, synonymous. But I’ve put myself in a lot of places where a vain person wouldn’t put themselves in. Like what’s vanity about wearing a kilt?”

His trendsetting: “Respect my trendsetting abilities. Once that happens, everyone wins. The world wins; fresh kids win; creatives win; the company wins. I think what Kanye West is going to mean is something similar to what Steve Jobs means. I am undoubtedly, you know, Steve of Internet, downtown, fashion, culture. Period. By a long jump. I honestly feel that because Steve has passed, you know, it’s like when Biggie passed and Jay-Z was allowed to become Jay-Z. I’ve been connected to the most culturally important albums of the past four years, the most influential artists of the past ten years. You have like, Steve Jobs, Walt Disney, Henry Ford, Howard Hughes, Nicolas Ghesquière, Anna Wintour, David Stern. I think that’s a responsibility that I have, to push possibilities, to show people: “This is the level that things could be at.” So when you get something that has the name Kanye West on it, it’s supposed to be pushing the furthest possibilities. I will be the leader of a company that ends up being worth billions of dollars, because I got the answers. I understand culture. I am the nucleus.”

[From the New York Times]

Yeah. I read the whole thing and I enjoyed it because it was the perfect way to step inside Kanye’s crazy/genius/narcissistic mind. He IS a genius. He IS crazy. He IS a narcissist. And he IS a brilliant artist. But here’s the real situation: I will give Kanye credit for believing in himself and for fighting for what he feels is right in his career and his world. But I think Kanye is a legend in his own mind. He’s influential, he’s an important artist in the music industry, but the way he talks about himself is crazy. He is not the Steve Jobs of music or culture. He just isn’t.

The stuff about Kim is interesting too, but unfortunately I’m too exhausted about everything always being all about Kanye to really analyze it. Have at it.

As for those rumors that Kanye West fooled around with a Canadian model named Leyla Ghobadi last year, Kanye’s rep released a statement yesterday afternoon. The statement: “This most recent attack on Kanye West and his family is totally without merit. It’s a blatant attempt by a misguided individual who is clearly seeking publicity, and another in a series of malicious stories drummed up by non-credible ‘news’ sources. This is a sad attempt to hurt two people trying to live their lives.” Now re-read it and imagine the rep is talking about Kim Kardashian. It still works, right? HAHAHA.

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