These are photos of Justin Bieber last week while he was leaving Kanye West’s Yeezus listening party. Dude was trying to go incognito by hiding behind the sweaty jacket belonging to a member of his entourage, which is pretty disgusting.
Speaking of gross, it’s been awhile since we’ve received a reminder that Justin Bieber does the unthinkable by having sex. I mean, he’s obviously got the right to get busy, but we don’t like to think about it happening, right? Well, today is your unlucky day because Life & Style has published a story that says Justin is really fond of requesting condoms at hotels. He’s all about phoning the front desk and asking for extra “intimacy kits.” Who knows if he really puts these kits to good (or bad) use, but now the image is totally stuck in your head too. You’re very welcome:
It looks like Justin Bieber is really enjoying single life after his on-again, off-again relationship with Selena Gomez has gone sour in recent months.
Life & Style has learned that Justin has been making some rather risque hotel requests. During a recent stay at a posh New York City hotel, a source tells the mag, on newsstands now, that Justin called down to the front desk late at night for some X-rated items!
“He asked for more intimacy kits with condoms,” reveals the insider, who explains that the suite Justin stays in already provides an intimacy kit which includes condoms for a charge. A second source tells Life & Style that Justin regularly stays at this hotel and it’s not the first time he’s called down with the special order. “He always requests condoms…and jelly beans!”
[From Life & Style]
So the question remains — does Justin actually make use of these “intimacy kits,” or is he simply sending the message to Selena Gomez that he’s moved on from their relationship just like she has done? Kaiser, CB, and myself were all grossing out about this story last night, but I think we should all just be grateful that Bieber is (theoretically) wrapping it up and not putting more little Biebers into this world. After all, that would mean adding a second car seat into his vehicle plus extra diapers, etc.
Oh, and Bieber just released his third perfume of doom, which is called The Key. Biebs promises the new scent “will unlock a personal side of me [my fans] never seen before, bringing us closer than ever.” Save it, kiddo.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet
Ugh, this kid..
I think the story got mixed up… they were jellybean-sized condoms.
^^Best comment today!!
oh Mrs. Peacock too g-d FUNNY!
hah!
best comment EVER!
I only opened this post to make sure you posted the baby Bieber pictures (as I have now dubbed those pictures with his bodyguard).
Ha! Me, too! It never gets old.
Those carseat photos… they’re like a gift that keeps on giving. I smile every time they post it here on CB.
they are hilarious
This pics make me laugh every time I look at them,lmao!
Every time I see these pics I chuckle aloud. Never EVER will get old.
They crack me up every single time. Never get old.
I never get tired of that photo! It’s hilarious.
hehe me too. My 11 year old daughter (Bieber’s target market) took one look at this photo and said “he’s such a baby”. Good girl.
He’s gross.
Oh please. He probably just blows them up and hangs them around his hotel suite. I’ve seen teenage boys do this.
Either that or he fills them with jellybeans, though I’m not quite sure what purpose that would serve.
He wacks the girls with them till they burst and makes it rain! 🙂
“bombs”, fill them with the beans and throw them at people down on the streets, thats what i guess Mr Littledouche would do.
Absolutely!
I’ve just thought he organizes balloon fights with the other scrawny kid who follows him around.
And then binge on jellybeans
Yes, but I’m not sure which orifice the jelly-beans go in.
What a f-ing goofy-ass bitch!
he and miley are pretty much the same person now
How is Miley the same as Justin????
look alike try hards desperate for street cred to push their shytaceous “music”
I’m just glad the little f*cker’s wearing a condom. so hopefully no bieber babies, knock on wood!
this!
Lol @knock on wood.
Everyday, I dislike him more and more
He should go away for a little while, or even better, a long time, and just enjoy his millions in complete silence
Is he unable to stand up straight?
I was thinking the same thing. I just don’t understand how walking like that can be comfortable at all. He’s doing nothing but messing his back up. You would think that since this douche is a so called dancer that he would at least walk straight.
It be hiz signiturz, yo!
He’s little enough as it is. Now he’s a humped back little kid.
Just what I was wondering, too. he looks like a neanderthal when he walks like that.
and if you can’t see where you’re walking to the point that you have to drop your shades down to see, why not just NOT WEAR THEM AT NIGHT.
douche.
He wears sunglasses out in public even at night because of the immense blinding of the flashes coming from the cameras of the many paparazzi who follow him constantly even by helicopter outside his home. If you ever had a flash from a camera go off in your face, just imagine what several high end ones would do to your sight. You would be seeing spots for hours no doubt. This is what happens to him on a daily basis every single time he steps out in public anywhere in the world. I can’t imagine what kind of damage this is doing to his eyes. Poor kid.
Apparently not. He can’t stand upright and isn’t capable of a different facial expression. It is like he watched Zoolander and his face froze in a permanent Blue Steel.
A lame ass version of Blue Steel.
He continually looks like the missing link with that posture.
I love his carseat pictures too. They are the male equivalent of the Lohan pink coat pictures.
The missing link!! ROFL!
He’s soooooo cool.
Geeze, has nobody told Beib’s you don’t have to use condom’s when you “self-pleasure”?
LMAO!
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
This is the best post ever! I couldn’t stop laughing at every line! HILARIOUS!
I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who dislike Bieber. Gosh! He’s having s3x? For real? I mean I can’t believe there are some girls who don’t mind sleeping with him.
Ewwwww!
Why would you rely on a hotel to supply condoms for you? Not all brands are made equally! Buy your own you cheapskate – imagine if you got a faulty one that some hotel staff member had tampered with!
Ooooh, I didn’t think of that. I bet there are a few hotel employees who would be sneaky enough to poke a hole in a bieber condom.
I wonder if condoms and jelly beans are related…ew, just grossed myself out.
Oh no you didn’t. One should not read the comment above with a mouthful of Greek yogurt….the analogies…..Ugh
He uses the beans to flesh out his willie in the sock.
What a good, christian role model for young teens – isn’t that what the Hell he claims to be?
in reality he’s just a little boy trying to act big, in more ways than one.
Time for a time out for Justin and a slap to his mother for raising such a jerk.
Ugh, right? He is a great example to parents to NOT put their kids in show business…
OMG he’s so weird!
He WOULD be a Heat fan…
Get him all the condoms he wants.. Please don’t let him procreate!
1+ ita
I’m not a violent person and I don’t ever advocate violence, but something about his face makes my hand twitch every time. Hard.
Perhaps jellybeans are the new gerbils? (If your older, you’ll understand this one ).
OMG. Maybe you’re right!
OMG; maybe you nailed it.
Jelly beans are like cheap little beads?
Silly Little Boy, stop trying to make it seem like you are some kind of sexy beast. Not happening. Maybe you can make water balloons with the condoms when you go the sprinklers, and eat the jelly beans when your handlers put you back in your car seat for your next ride.
As gross as I feel typing this…
This kid ( I call him a kid and i’m only a couple years older than him! HA) is sexually active and he more than likely has a few kids out there. 🙁
He’s a narcissistic jerk.
Through out his career only two women have claimed he fathered their child. Is that so hard to believe? K, Maybe it is, LOL, but……..
It’s not like every week someone goes to the media to claim he fathered their child and blah blah blah…. if that was the case I would be more hesitant on these newer claims.
If the claims are true they both were wrong and sleezy for sleeping with an underage child. Yuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
As for him calling room service for jelly beans and condoms? WHAT THE……..? Why can’t he buy his own goodies? I can’t with this…. I hate this little dweeb.
I’m waiting for this nasty little boy to spend himself into oblivion. No matter how much you earn, if you spend more you’ll eventually run out of cash.
My granddaughter used to live and breathe “Justin”. A few short years later and she’s all like “Who?”. So there’s hope he’ll fade into obscurity some day.
Not to worry. He’s got all kinds of low life’s helping him spend it. Oh, and BTW, would someone please tell that pencil neck he is NOT black. Gives black people a bad rap.
I can’t believe I’m going to say this I’m not a jb fan at all but I’m missing the days when he wasn’t 18 and he seemed like a nice kid. He had a wholesome image for kids and parents like. After he turned 18 he turned into a megadouche.
I would have agreed with you, except that my sister just got back from a humanitarian trip to India and she told me a Canadian girl in her group once went to summer camp with Justin Bieber. apparently, he was always a huge brat, throwing fits when the schedule didn’t suit him . the counselors even had special meetings to try and decide what to do with him! the worst thing to do to a person who already feel entitled at that age is to provide them with limitless resources and an army of sycophants. pretty sure this one is a lost cause.
The phrase ‘Intimacy Kit’ makes me want to vomit.
My sister just got back from a four month trip to India with a humanitarian group and she told me a girl on her team was from Canada and went to summer camp with Justin Bieber once when they were in middle school. apparently, he was always a huge brat, throwing fits when the schedule didn’t suit him. . the counselors even had special meetings to try and decide what to do with him! the worst thing to do to a person who already feel entitled at that age is to provide them with limitless resources and an army of sycophants. pretty sure this one is a lost cause.
LOL!! Whatever Biebs!
Does he ask them to tie a knot on the end of each one too? LOL!!
hahaha omg. I’m 25 so maybe I’m too old to get the Bieber appeal but I don’t get it at all!! He looks like a little punk kid to me. I just want to pull his pants up and tell him to take a time out.
Eeeewwww!!!
Ice Ice Baby.
I posit that he’s filling the condoms with Jelly Beans.
That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.
Please. He thinks the intimacy kits and the condoms therein are water balloons. He uses them to have water balloon fights with his security team.
I think he is turning into a black man whith his walk and talk.
At least he is wearing condoms
He probably makes balloon animals while eating jelly beans.
Please don’t stop posting that pic of him being placed in the car seat. I feel a bond with the security guard every time I see this…I have to wrestle with my 2 year old to buckle him up too!
His self-imposed hindrances to merely “looking” and “walking” all in the name of bad fashion are gonna trip him up real good one day soon. And he keeps adding on more handicaps.
I await the spectacular crash.
Not to bring a whole religion debate into this, but Justin needs to stfu about being a Christian.
I consider myself to have Christian beliefs, although I don’t agree with everything, but he’s the reason that I would be embarrassed to say anything to anyone about it-even in casual conversation.
I already feel as though people don’t take me seriously because of my age, but Bieber just needs to stfu. About religion and rape/abortion. He’s an idiot, and a horrible person. And he makes some older people doubt the maturity or seriousness of older teenagers, when all they see is fools like him in the media.
I like how he doesn’t even try to pretend to be a nice person, or a serious performer. I would kill to not have to be worried about finding a job, without ANY job experience, or figuring out what I want to do with my life (of which, besides adopting in the future, I have no clue). He just gives me a headache.
^ That. I applaud you.
Selena was well aware that he was banging tons of chicks when they were together, why would she care if he’s doing it when they aren’t together>?
No, No, he uses them to make water balloons to throw off the balcony!
Gawd, this kid just seems like a spoiled little guy, too immature, has too much money too soon too fast and can’t handle it all in the right kind of way. I’m already very tired of him and I hope his five years of fame eventually comes to an end and he is forced to grow up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcTLJ692F70
Because I’m sure this will make everyone LOL
He probably just wanted them to make some balloon animals.
So unattractive! He is coming to NZ later in the year and I really don’t know how he is going to sell out 2 shows. Scarily I think I will be proved wrong. Just so thankful my nine year old daughter isn’t a fan!