Paris Hilton has the blues. The heirhead – who’s the epitome of throwaway celebs – is so desperate for attention that’s she’s willing to pull out the old Pantone guide to perfectly coordinate every single element of her outfit to her car. And the resulting effect is absolutely ridiculous. I used to love those shades of blue… but now that they’ve been tainted by Paris, I’m not going to be able to touch them anymore.

When it comes to putting together the perfect outfit many women will spend hours picking the perfect dress, shoes and handbag.

But now Paris Hilton has upped the stakes by adding another item for them to consider. Their car.

The hotel chain heiress stepped out last night in a blue and white sundress, blue cardigan, blue heels and blue handbag. And to top off the look she drove her customised blue Bentley.

[From the Daily Mail]

Just in case she doesn’t get enough press for her smurf-esq car, Paris is also getting a little negative publicity for the viruses she can give you. No, not the herpes. Or HPV. Though those are both really good guesses. It turns out Paris’ website is harboring some nasty viruses – specifically malware – ready and waiting to infect your system.

Paris Hilton apparently has not fallen out of favor with cybercriminals. Months after the celebrity and hotel heiress’ Sidekick phone and Facebook profile were hacked, attackers now have turned to her official website to spread malware and steal data.

Users who visited ParisHilton.com during the weekend and on Monday were met with a pop-up box that informed them they needed to “update” their systems, according to web security firm ScanSafe, which first reported the infection on Monday. The dialogue box gave users the option to choose “cancel” or “OK,” but any click downloaded the malware.

“Regardless of what you click, the execution will occur — the download has already happened,” Mary Landesman, senior security researcher at ScanSafe, told SCMagazineUS.com late Monday. “The user is trapped. The user is a complete victim. All they did is visit a website.” The infection was first detected by ScanSafe starting Friday was cleared late Monday night, the company said on Tuesday.

If infected, end-users risk having their banking credentials exposed, Landesman said. For enterprises, the malware can redirect and intercept all their HTTP and internal network traffic.

[From Secure Computing Magazine]

So all those jokes we’ve been making about how dangerous it is to associate with Paris Hilton have come true. If you visited Paris’ website, your computer now probably has e-herpes. Unlike the strains Paris is actually carrying, you can probably clear yours up with some hard research, work, and frustration. Which is still a lot better than the lifetime of Valtrex Paris has to deal with.

Here’s Paris sporting her blues in Hollywood on Friday. Images thanks to Fame and WENN.