If there’s one thing in the world that will make me defend Kristen Stewart, it’s when some loser/famewhore/Cracken tries to act like she wouldn’t give ANYTHING to have Kristen’s life. So it is with Lindsay Lohan. As you probably know, Lindsay is “guest-hosting” tonight’s episode of Chelsea Lately. The show has already been taped, and E! has been teasing this mess for days. During the episode, Lindsay makes fun of Kristen Stewart. Because of course.
Is there a new feud brewing? Fresh out of rehab, Lindsay Lohan guest hosts the upcoming Aug. 5 Chelsea Lately episode and in a preview clip from the gig, the actress didn’t have, well, the nicest things to say about fellow actress and former child star Kristen Stewart.
Speaking about a recent incident in which the Twilight actress, 23, yelled at a photographer, Lohan, 27, quipped, “I’m just excited that Kristen Stewart, you know, finally showed some emotion.”
Met with laughter and some surprise from the other hosts, The Canyons actress then tried to backtrack, explaining, “No, I really do love her. She’s awesome. I’m a Kristen Stewart fan.”
But that didn’t stop her from throwing more shade at the Twilight star. “I will say this, of course she hates photographers — they got a picture of her kissing a married man in a Mini Cooper,” she added, speaking of Stewart’s July 2012 tryst with her Snow White and the Huntsmen director Rupert Sanders. (Us Weekly broke news of the fling with exclusive photos, taken on July 17.) At the time, the brunette beauty, who was dating Rob Pattinson, said she was “devastated” by the scandal.
Lohan, who’s been through some bad days herself, left Cliffside Rehab Center on July 30 after completing a 90-day court mandated stint. She still needs to complete an additional 15 months of psychological therapy, TMZ reports.
See what else Lohan has to say on Chelsea Lately when her segment airs on Monday, Aug. 5, at 11pm on E!
Yeah, while anyone is free to make quips about Kristen Stewart’s terrible acting (lip-bite, eye-roll, repeat), in this particular insistence, you do have to consider the source. While Kristen’s career isn’t in the best shape these days (for real, I’m sorry Kristen-loonies), Lindsay Lohan would LOVE to have just a fraction of what Kristen has going on. This is pure jealousy on the Cracken’s part.
As for Lindsay and how she will eventually screw up again and how we’ll all have to go through this cracktastrophe a dozen more times, well… Lindsay wants you to know that she’s completely done with drinking! She leaked that info to TMZ, which means that she’s probably drunk right now:
Lindsay Lohan is fiercely determined to live alcohol free — and toward that end she’s ridding herself of ALL traces of booze … everywhere she goes.
Lindsay vows to stay clear of the hard stuff and not just in her home. We’re told she will make demands that hotel rooms, dressing rooms … even mama Dina’s home is alcohol free when she’s present. Good luck on that third one.
Fact is … so far so good. Lindsay checked in to the Bev Hills Hotel this week and ordered the staff to remove alcohol from her room prior to her arrival.
Lindsay says she’ll travel with a sober coach for at least the next week, to make sure she doesn’t succumb to temptation. Ditto when she guest hosted “Chelsea Lately” … she insisted her dressing room be stocked ONLY with non-alcoholic drinks.
To be clear … we’re not vouching for her in the long run. It’s strictly one day at a time.
It’s not that I want Lindsay to screw up. It’s that I know she will screw up, so I don’t feel like pretending that this time it’s for real.
Oh, and Oprah has released the teaser for her interview with Lohan. Blah.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
L.L. shouldn’t shade anyone.
True, Crackie is the lowest of the low.
Gah! That Frankendress!
Don’t forget how she throws tantrums and threatens lawsuits any time someone makes fun of her publicly. Pitbull, Glee, Etrade, etc.
Lindsay has asked all Hotels to get rid of any alcohol in her room and replace it with cocaine…
I did laugh out loud.
Winner winner chicken dinner!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
I don’t either of these 2 but comparing Kristen Stewart to Lindsey Lohan is like comparing apples to cracked out oranges.
I’m going to agree. Also Fluttershy is the best pony. <3
Actually, I think Derpy is. ;D
Fluttershy AND Derpy!
My daughter is a big fan of princess celestia and rainbow dash.
As much as I dislike Kristen Stewart, at least she isn’t a dangerous Cracken who’s prone to driving around crashing into baby strollers doing her best to become a cracked-up menace to society.
Kristen may have a bad attitude, but I highly doubt she’s going to start punching out fortune tellers or refusing to pay a colossal hotel bill.
Sit down, Crackroach. Go crawl back under your bridge.
+1
Exactly. Logan is just lucky she hasn’t killed anyone, way worse bank kstew.
ROTFLMAO.. when I saw the video there is an popup ad with a picture of handcuffs and the caption “I help catch criminals”
that made me laugh so hard.
** Lindsey doesn’t really have a lot to talk about outside her arrest and struggle with substance abuse. The whole Kristen Stewart thing was well easy because everyone was talking about it. But time will tell if she makes it. She has had way more opportunity than most.
If she fails it will not be because she was not given the chance to succeed.
Who cares?
We’re not going to pretend that Lindsay actually wrote those jokes, are we?
*Looks around* Evidently we are.
The real offence here is the totally unfunny writing.
Are you surprised? It’s Chelsea Handler queen of the cheap shots. Birds of a feather…
I’m always surprised by how many big name celebrities end up on Chelsea’s show. I kind of wonder if its blackmail. Like if you don’t agree to show up Chelsea is going to hound you forever (see: Angelina)
Well, she isn’t wrong about Kristen’s acting. I just wish someone with a legitimate career would say it because this just gives her stans the opportunity to pull out the jealous bitter and sexist cards. Thankfully both of them are fading away though I truly hope Lindsay gets her life together. The last thing I want is another Corey haim.
Lindsay is too cracked out to remember she got papped blowing and doing blow with her fat married pimp in his hotel. Good thing she’s got me to remind her!
Thank you! My thoughts exactly. Hollyweirdos are so full of themselves, its laughable. Rehab, court, horrible low budget TV movies, court, drunken debauchery, and she still feels she has the right to throw shade. WTF???
Good point. I’d forgotten about that. I would like to see Lohan really stay off the drugs this time but I am wondering how such a miracle might happen. She needs a sober coach for a year or more, not just for a week. She has no idea how to live without drugs,booze. Mackenzie Phillips said she was such a serious drug addict that she needed (and got) a residential rehab program that ran for 12 months before she was able to clean up.
I knew she had been linked to married men in the past! I just couldn’t remember for sure. She needs to STFU.
Yes – total “Pot, kettle.”
Lohan wishes she had even a tenth of Stewart’s career, so this sounds like total, ill-advised sour grapes.
ha ha, that’s rich coming from her. why won’t she go away?
That’s what I want to know. Does a ‘scandal’ seize being a scandal when it repeats itself 5 times? 10? 20? Bc I think it’s getting close to triple digits now.
When does it cease? Ask the Clintons-they are in the second decade! Seriously, it takes a good long while.
For me, it just shows how far Kristen has fallen. A few years ago you couldn’t touch her, no one would dare. She was at the top of the A-list, and someone like Lindsay Lohan would be kissing her ass and licking her shoes just to be in the same room. Now, she is making fun of her on Chelsea Lately. It’s bad when Lindsay Lohan is making fun of you. And making Camp X-Ray with Lane Garrison isn’t going to turn that train around. Kristen is in a very touchy spot right now. If she’s not careful she is going to be Winona Ryder. The most famous girl in the world that everyone forgot about.
+1000000
but Ryder WANTED to be forgotten; she said no to work. this is a big difference. I think Kristen would have had issues after twilight regardless of the scandal
Wynona? SHE WISH!
lindsay lohan obviously didn’t make that joke. chealsy whatever’s show’s writers and producers etc ordered her to say it.
look at these buzzes already.
And the fact that this show’s writers let their guest to say these things about kristen stewart makes it even more awesome. hahahaha.
Nobody would ever make even a light negative joke about Emma Stone emma watson, let alone, jeniffer lawrence. gosh. i’m loving it. Kristen Stewart’s repuation is so poor.
I don’t think I’d agree. KStew was at the top of Twilight then, but she still got plenty or snark and side-eye about her acting and her surly ways. She’s never been a media darling a la JLawrs. Also I wouldnt hold Chelsey or her show to any particular standard. Her favorite thing is to sh*t on Angelina and a slew of other celebs who arent in her ‘girl club.’ It’s not an indicator of anything, really.
I am holding to the idea that if Kristen did not tell another living breathing rent paying human being that he didn’t deserve to breathe the same air as she did last week, and all of it wasn’t caught on tape, we wouldn’t be having this conversation right now. We would be in some other thread, commenting on other celebrity events, and this particular one would not have occurred. Kristen is the cause of her own bad press. 90% of the time she is the cause of her own bad press. One day I’m just waiting for her to actually realize that and stooooop acting like such a jackass.
I don’t think that Kristen was ever “at the top of the A-list”. She was certainly working, but I usually think A-list means that they have been nominated for an Oscar (in the top of their craft) AND are hugely popular with fans. She was popular with fans, she had indie cred, but I don’t consider that A-List.
And certainly not “at the top of the A-list” with Meryl Streep.
Tessa, that puts it all in perspective. I kept saying to myself that doesn’t happen where someone’s fall from grace from a single indiscretion translates to career exile…but there you said it. thank u
The two of them seem equally gross. Between the grease, booze, pot, crack powder, banging married men, flipping people off, (what must be) an unbelievable stench and general tomfoolery, I just can’t. Seriously. With either of them. What happened to the illusion of glamour in Hollywood?
I wonder who smells worse? I’m actually wondering that right now. I imagine Lindsay straight up reeks, but then I think of Kristen’s bare unshowered feet in a 5 year old pair of Chucks, and I gag a little…
I imagine, Kristen would smell of men’s deodorant and cigarette smoke and Lindsay would smell sour, people that take lots of medication can get a vinegary scent. Oh yeh, and cigarette smoke and Ass.
*hurl*
@tessa at least she doesn’t smell like Katy P farts! Lol! Had to be said!
Anyway, I a, not surprised Lindsay threw shade at Kristen. She is friends with Rob’s LA pals. In fact, she was talked about being missed at their mutual friends birthday party at Rob’s house. The birthday boy actually made a cameo in the canyons.
Oh, of course, Olivia! How silly of me! It was all Rob’s idea for cracked out Lindsay Lohan to go on Chelsea Lately and tell the most obvious overused jokes about Kristen imaginable! It’s not like Kristen makes it easy or anything. It’s not like she had to strain for material.
+1 Tessa. Olivia who claims Rob fans are “pressed” for commenting negatively about Kristen, but can’t see this in her own comments shading Rob.
@Tessa – I agree with your post.
Olivia is just being a typical KStan. Bring Rob and his friends into this to deflect. This LL throwing shade at KS has nothing to do with Rob and Katy.
What a great contest this would make….. ‘what do they smell like’? I imagine LiLo smelling like Bushmills, stale Newports, and Right Guard. KStew is more like patchouli, Bud, and dog poo on a hot NYC day.
+1!
Yeah, emphasis on ‘illusion’ of glamour, since old Hollywood stars like Marilyn Monroe, Elizabeth Taylor, Mae West, Etta James, and Elvis Presley weren’t so ‘innocent’ either.
That’s enough, addict.
Her booze was always in water and Gatorade bottles anyway. Nothing new with this girl.
Dang. Obligatory “Lindsay shouldn’t be shading anyone” aside, can we please stop with the whole “Kristen is a homewrecker thing?” Not that she should have had an affair, but that particular criticism has gotten old. If you don’t like her (Stewart), there are plenty of other things to criticize.
Same as calling angelina jolie a homewrecker after 8 long years I guess that never gets old…
That Chelsea Handler loooooves to throw around the home wrecker label, doesn’t she?
Wasn’t Chelsea Handler sleeping with the married president of E! networks-then dumped him once he gave her a contract? Like she can talk, or let ANYONE ELSE talk like that on her show.
In regards to Chelsea Handler sleeping her way to the top…maybe? She was with the guy for years though so she definitely didn’t drop him as soon as she got what she wanted.
Hahaha
This is like watching two girls fighting in HS. One’s packing her nose in the bathroom full of the good-good and the other is screwing the biology teacher because she needs a 4.0.
Hahaaaaaaa!
This is the best comment on Celebitchy today.
So on-target.
You got the high school part right for sure.
@MonicaQ – I SO agree. Then people start asking ‘Which one is worse?’ to which we here on CB should only answer: ‘Who cares?’
At least Kristen didn’t have to make up the rumor that she was going to be in a movie with Ben Affleck. And kstew – at her lowest point – is still welcome at the Oscars, and The Cracken never was.
Not even bothering with with comparing their workload, lilo isn’t interested in acting.
Dammit, now I sound like a kristen apologist :/
No, once she got cast in a movie with Ben A, he dropped it like a rock. Not sure relying on Ben A connections is the way to go here.
That being said, this is pretty low hanging fruit as far as humor goes.
I so agree. LL will say or do anything at this point to stay in the news. Just give it about a month and we’ll see the ol’ Dina and LL show, proclaiming how Lindsay is drug and alcohol free yet stays out until dawn and looks wrecked. Rinse and repeat.
Regardless of any of us liking KStew, she is having the last laugh, with prolly $50 mil cash in the bank and a legit indie movie career plus one of the biggest franchises of all time to her name. While LL ‘allegedly’ has to perform ‘favors’ for rich benefactors so that they pay for her clothes and ‘habits.’ LL WISHES any of her pre-written ‘wit’ could in any way shade KStew.
That for me is what is so inherently wrong with this scenario. How did Kristen get to a point where she’s being made fun of on TV by Lindsay Lohan? Lindsay Lohan? She needs to stop with the antics or she’s going to continue to be a running joke amongst bottom feeders like Lohan. Put the finger away, stop saying stupid shit, and get it together. She’s making it too easy.
She always gets into this pattern with TMZ, like she doesn’t realize that they are the first ones to tear a bitch down.
Your comment about TMZ is interesting and spot on. Also I often wonder why they don’t get accused of racism since it seems like they go out of their way to find black athletes and black rappers in trouble. They always have the most obscure people on there who are either not paying child support, losing their home or business, getting in public fights or being arrested for something. Maybe I am just not their target audience since I know very little about rappers and most atheletes but I find their website disturbing nonetheless.
I agree with you. TMZ is very racist more so on their website than on the TV shows. I don’t go on their website or watch the show anymore. It’s disgusting and I refuse to give Harvey hits. I’ve notice they don’t talk much crap about the celebs that send them info (LL, etc). Lindsay was obviously leaking info about her rehab stay to them.
TMZ is another one of those websites that I’ve decided to stay away from because of the out-of-control bigotry in the comment sections- misogyny, homophobia, racism, rape apologism, child molestation jokes.
I don’t go on there very much for the reasons I mentioned and both of you too. I like good funny comments, but I agree the TMZ folks cross the line into scary bad stuff. I just checked it now though and no surpirse, the top 3 stories are of celeb black men in trouble with the law. This is beyond disgusting and really how does TMZ get away with this. I agree they go way easy on the celebs who pay them (Halle Berry, the Kartrashians, LiLo, etc.)
I stopped reading the comments on TMZ for the same reasons blaize. I understand freedom of speech, but some of the comments are out and out hate speech. I don’t understand how internet warriors can get away with this crap. Publish hate speech in Canada and you’re in trouble with the law. It’s taken very seriously here.
All I’ve seen of Lindsay over the last couple of years is all that stuff about her being gay, then all her subsequent arrests, court appearances I think she stole some jewelry from a photo shoot…. My point is, not very entertaining .. Isn’t that her job? To make movies!?? As a young actress she has a reall opportunity with lots of kids following her but How can anyone look up to her. She is really off the rails, everytime I see her she looks weirder, if it’s not her lips getting bigger her boobs are out or she looks stoned.
Snap out of it Lindsay. She really has the world at her feet. I hope she doesn’t just shit it all down the toilet
@Mima – I agree… I grew up seeing Lindsay in movies, as she & I are the same age. It just makes me so sad to see someone who *could* have a real career (& already has the ‘cred’ to be considered for *real* jobs) wasting it. I hate to say it this way, but she’s running out of time, almost out of her 20’s, to get her foot back in the door in Hollywood.
But maybe she needs to fail. Hollywood is no place to be when you’re an addict (or a recovering one).
Wow, really Cracken? You wanna trash Kristen Stewart? I seem to remember someone who got caught by the paparazzi high, with her married john AT HIS HOTEL. Vikram Chantel(?) anyone?
And my God, that clip with Oprah…I honestly thought she was wearing prison orange. That is one ugly color for a dress. Her bloat went down though…she actually has a chin now AND looks ten times better.
Lol, I remember that. There was also a report about Lindsay CONFRONTING him and his wife while they were out to dinner!
http://gawker.com/5843258/lindsay-lohan-confronts-her-boyfriends-wife-and-causes-a-scene
Good luck Lilo ,RDJ screwed up many times before going to prison so there is always hope.BTW RDJ was older and a father but still took multiple run ins with the law before he got his Isht together.
RDJ even at his worst had more talent in his pinkie toe than Lindsay will ever have.
One other difference is that RDJ accepted his time in prison and used it to get himself better. Lindsay avoids anything that will help her get better. Obviously rehab doesn’t help her and so maybe a stint in prison will open her eyes. RDJ has said that going to prison was what help straighten him out.
RDJ went to JAIL and took his punishment instead of whining his way to and from Coachella, Cannes, stealing goods from stores, lying to the court, hijacking SUVs and chasing people, denying, stealing everything not locked down from sets, trashing Elizabeth Taylor’s vintage trailer, driving drunk, lying some more to the court, losing his passport, more denying and lying, writing FUK U on his fingernail in court and shooting the finger at the camera, etc., etc., etc.
LL and RDJ aren’t even close for comparison, and what I just wrote above is only a start.
Yep! I heart RDJ
AND RDJ isn’t an asshole. That’s her biggest problem right there. I don’t know how it happened, but she’s an asshole who only cares about what affects HER.
I don’t know if anyone looked, but the last post CB had on her three days ago…someone posted w/ the name ‘Michael lohan’-pretty much said Kaiser was an idiot, how dare you talk about Lindsey like that, my family does more to help people than you do, she makes more money in a day, than you do in a week…blah, blah.
So I think we can guess where she got it from, charming father, he is.
Interesting, since LL works about five days a year. On a good year.
@gg – THIS is why I hate our ‘US “Criminal Justice”‘ system.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not blaming the government for LL’s addictions, or the bad decisions she made. But you have to admit there have been so many chances for the law to step in & force-feed her some ‘reality’.
Not having a choice but to detox (I’ve experienced withdrawal, I can see why some will do anything to avoid it) in jail, would get her to a place where her mind was clearer, enough to understand what she’s been like all these years.
I truly believe… (Maybe I’m naive) That if Lilo could realize that she’s turning into her MOTHER? It just might be enough to convince her to at least try to stay clean.
obviously that’s a bit rich, coming from lindsay lohan. but i do have to say, looking at the last two pictures, they both look .. well … a bit tired and washed up, to say the least. can’t help but notice the similarities.
@Micha – That’s what I thought, too! I just didn’t say anything for fear of attack by the KStewhackos. >_>
Lindsay lohan is about as relevant as leann rimes these days. Both seem to be viewing themselves with 2003 tinted glasses
Even LILO gets something right occasionally
You mean Chelsea Handler and her writers.
I’m sure it was Chelsea Handler. From what I have seen and heard from her, girlfriend is just vulgar and crude. If the only way you can make people laugh is to put as many curse words in a sentence, then you’re not funny. From what I have seen and heard, the writers and guest comedians on the show are a million times better than she is-at least that’s what my Grandma (who watches the show) tells me.
I just don’t think Lilo has been sober consistently enough in the last 6 months to keep up w/pop-culture celebrity news stories. But who knows, maybe it was her only form of entertainment while locked in rehab.
Oh damn. As I read this, I kept thinking of Kristen Wiig and was very confused until I finished and scrolled down to the pictures. I need to go back to bed.
WOW she requested no alcohol and made sure we all knew about it.
She’s getting a sober coach for a WEEK.
A whole Week, oh yeah that should do it.
I don’t wish the girl bad things, but none of this rings true of someone really trying to overcome addition, it’s simply a poorly orchestrated PR ploy.
Agreed. I don’t even think it’s good PR, since a week of a sober coach seems like nothing to me and I don’t even know anything about that sort of thing. But come on, it would take months, I’d think, to establish healthy habits and lifestyle. If she’s lying, she needs to tell a lie worth telling. Geez Lohan your vodka-soaked brain isn’t working the way it used to.
I am all for second chances but not until someone has proven themselves so I am not jumping on the let’s support LiLo bandwagon until she had paid her dues. She needs to disappear for at least a year, stay clean and out of trouble and then I might consider watching her in something. But her biggest problem is as Lainey keeps saying is that she is an *sshole and that has nothing to do with drugs or alcohol. Also this woman is on her 5th or 10th chance so just go away you skank.
Let them have at each other. This is going to be so fun to watch!
My first thought was, I would love to see these two get into a physical fight to settle this. But then, I decided one would be too busy doing blow and the other would be too busy complaining.
Hahahahaha! I’m sorry but her “girls” need some support! Their sitting in her lap! LOL! Despite her support problem she does look good here!
I saw The Canyons because of free tickets to a screening. That movie is actually okay, LiLo is the best part and you can see there is still something left of her talent. She was the best part of the whole movie. Yes, I did type that.
Cracken thrown shade?
I too believe in second chances.
but on the other side, its like two blind mice fighting over cheese.
Neither of them (in my eyes) are talented. In other words, I’ve never paid to see their movies.
Hohan is insufferably arrogant. All I want her to do is stay off the roads when she returns to her foul drink or drug of choice. She has not changed one iota. Whatever marginal talent – which was that of a trained monkey, at best – was long ago drunk, snorted, and injected away.
Well, gosh…Lindsay has TOTALLY gotten her life together. These past six years of idiocy are erased after she managed to complete 90 days of COURT MANDATED care…It might as well be 2004 again! Right…right??? HELLOooooo….?? Why isn’t her phone ringing?? She’s ready for her Oscar, now….
Lindsay is so full of $hit. If she really truly wanted to stay away from alcohol and sincerely wanted to continue her recovery, she would stay faaar away from Hollywood… the first night she was out she taped Chelsea and then Oprah???? She’s not taking her recovery seriously. No surprise.
With anyone newly sober and recovering from an addictive DISEASE, I try to give them the benefit of the doubt. Getting sober is hard. STAYING sober is even harder. With our comments, we are just setting her up to fail. I say: Lindsay, do your best and recognize that your past actions are linked to your illness. Take care of yourself, and all the best to you as you reinvent yourself.
I’m sorry, but we are not setting her up for anything. Her choices, her actions. She has also emphatically stated she does not read negative comments or reviews about herself. As for giving her a second chance, come on. She has had 63 second chances. I was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt at one time, then she became a violent, abusive, dangerous, ignorant, arrogant thief who thinks she can go to court with FU on her nails. If she wants our support, she should start by issuing massive apologies, beginning with the with the courts. She should also start volunteering at the women’s shelter she sneered and turned her nose up at. At the risk of repeating myself regina, you are the type of person she would have no problem throwing a drink at, or screaming at you with her friends because you have the seat she wants. We are not setting her up for anything, she does it herself with her actions, and her refusal to take responsibility for anything.
No. A crackhead mess like this has no business throwing shade at anyone. Is this how someone should come out of rehab? She wishes she were lucky enough to land a franchise role. Say what you will about the Twilight series, but Kristen has made money hand over fist as a result. Crackie wishes she could attain that as it would fuel her cracked out delusional ass for the rest of her life. Sorry for being so snarky, but I just can’t with this idiot anymore.
“Lindsay vows to stay clear of the hard stuff”…..does this leave her wiggle room for beer and wine? Just sayin’. I have a feeling she will eventually say “I can have a glass of wine with dinner and be fine”. Then we all know where it leads from there.
Lohan needs to count her blessings, thank God she’s still alive, and start living a positive life. She has no room at all to throw shade on anybody else.
Takes one to know one right LL? You know what they say about people in glass houses…..
LL track record doesn’t give her the right to talk about anyone, even if the material was given to her. Not a Kristen fan, but when LL can make it to work on time, stay out of rehab and jail, and stop hanging out with crack head friends, then she can talk. Kristen Stewart may be labeled as a homewrecker, but how is Lindsay’s position in Hollywood any better than hers, I believe it’s actually worse than hers. she doesn’t have several mug shots and hasn’t tried to run anyone over.
Has she been hanging out with some Southerners lately? Because that shade reeks of our famous “I love her to death, but…”
(which, btw, is my favorite phrase to hear, because shit is about to get JUICY!)
I am eyerolling so hard one of my eyes fell out and now I have to stop typing to pick it up and pop it back in.
Hookah, PLEASE.
Like most of her johns aren’t married. Pffffft.
Dear Crackwh*re:
Please do not feel you have to go after Kristen for Mini Coopering my husband. The day I feel like I need the likes of YOU to defend my honor is the day Rupert lives down what he did. As if.
Thanks,
Liberty
You know, on second thought, I don’t care if she shades the Pope. She is SOBER. I’d rather have sober and insufferable than cracked out and insufferable, you know? We already know she probably has a personality disorder, so it’s no surprise that she can’t see the irony in her shade of KStew. As much as Lindsey bugs, I really don’t want to see her found dead in some hotel.
I completely understand where everyone is coming from when they say Lindsay has no right to criticize KStew, but it’s kind of sad how all of you want her to fail. Nobody enjoys being in the throes of addiction – it’s a horrible, chaotic life. I hope she succeeds.
Megan, I agree Lindsay deserves more pity than scorn. But honestly, the amount of career opportunities she has been granted is ridiculous. You can’t blame people for assuming this is just another stop in her long line of “faking” recovery, saying all the right things but planning on going back to her old lifestyle. And as has been said, she has shown herself to be a nasty person underneath her addictions, so it is hard to root for her.
But sometimes it takes several times for someone to succeed…Think about the evils that she has been through at the hands of her parents and the entertainment industry. We only see her actions which are a result of the abuse she suffered, never calling out the people who enabled her or simply didn’t help because they were making $$$ off her.
Megan, people have been trying to help her for years. It is her decision to continue her problematic lifestyle. How many rehab trips, 5 or 6? She gets help to get sober, and hopefully learns how to stay sober. No one can force her to change. And how many professional opportunities does she get? Over and over she blows her chances. What more exactly are people supposed to do for her? What is her “rock bottom”?
The perfect example of Lindsay’s personality to me is when she destroyed that dress that Charlie Sheen had arranged for her from some designer. We all recognize she has a hideous family, but she is 27 years old and needs to accept responsibility for her own choices.
the problem with lindsay is beyond her addiction issues which are sad, she’s shown herself to be a grade A ahole
I don’t get the “Lindsay looks great” buzz coming off the leaked teasers. She’s been rushing her lines for a couple of years on her guest spots, reading off the cue cards/teleprompter. I feel like people are praising her because she seems to be reading a little sharper without the self-medication.
The Cracken gets gold stars and takes spotlights and jobs from hard-working performers who have talent and don’t blow 1000 chances. Love Hollywood!
Well at least Kstew was in a mini cooper with her married dude. Blohan was in a hotel room with her married “friend” doing lines in exchange for sex, or doesnt that count since it was basically prostitution…
I guess that 12 step lesson in Humility and focusing on your faults and amends was on a day she moved from one treatment to another?
Lindsey/ Chelsea bash “homewreckers”
The pot calling the kettle black.
LL *is* the lowest of the low. But, I will say this…in her heyday, when and if she was ever sober & clean, she had much more talent and charisma than Stewart will ever have. She just needs to get her shi* together, if possible at this point. Stewart has simplyridden on the coat tails of mainstream media movies such as Twilight, a high-profile romance/breakup, and the appeal of “higher quality” indie films. She has far less talent than Lohan.
I wish I had read your comment before I posted because you basically said exactly what I was thinking!
For Lindsay to clown Kristen it’s pot meet kettle. Lindsay needs to get herself straight. Having said that, for Kristen to be called out by LiLo and slammed on “Family Guy” for her dirty persona shows how far she has fallen. It makes me wonder if Hollywood has always had a low opinion of Kristen and now that she royally messed up last year it’s open season on her.
People are making too much out of a big deal out of what she said. She was filling in for Chelsea Handler of all people… She was just joking around and trying to be funny on a show that is mostly about comedians making fun of celebrities.
Logan has no credibility at all. While it may be true that Kristen dated a married man, Lohan has run over people, driven under the influence and is basically a sleazy person. At least Kristen’s actions can’t kill people.
I saw Chelsea Lately tonight and LL didnt say that about Kristen Stewart..it was one of the other comedians on the panel.
Honestly, I think Lindsay Lohan was a way better actress than Kristen Stewart ever will be, before she went into this downward spiral. I really don’t think Kristen Stewart is very talented, I think she got lucky with the Twilight series (or maybe slept with the right person? since apparently she does that…). I think Lohan KNOWS she’s better than Stewart and it must burn her to see someone less talented doing so much better than her because she doesn’t have the will power to get her shit together. Must really suck.
here’s one thing i never understood about the whole Mini Coopering scandal.. wasn’t Rupert Sanders Kirsten’s BOSS? He was director and she was acting.. wouldn’t that make him the boss?
I’m just uncomfortable shading a young woman who might have felt like what she did was expected of her. She did at least one topless scene in a movie somewhere.
Also Michael K really seems to hint that she’s not straight.
he was most obvious about it here : http://dlisted.com/2013/06/18/afternoon-crumbs-4/
Something about her just pings with me. eh.