Leonardo DiCaprio and Toni Garrn did not have the time of their lives at the US Open. Maybe it’s time for a trade-in. [A Socialite Life]
Ariel Castro committed suicide in his prison cell. [ICYDK]
Kristen Stewart looks grungy again, but her middle finger still works. [Dlisted]
Justin Long is making out with Finn the dog now. Guess it’s official. [Pop Sugar]
Miley Cyrus posed with a giant mystery rack on Twitter. [Buzzfeed]
Jon Stewart imitated Miley Cyrus on his return to “The Daily Show.” [Pajiba]
Ke$ha looks like Ye Olde Milkmaid from a naughty movie. [Go Fug Yourself]
Katie Holmes shows off her yellow bra & it still somehow boring. [Moe Jackson]
Snooki & Jack Osbourne are confirmed for the next “DWTS.” [Reality Tea]
Justin Timberlake & his weird hat try to be hot in London. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Mila Kunis looks nerdy-awesome in a Batman t-shirt. [Popoholic]
Jessica Alba accessorized well for Labor Day weekend. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Alec Baldwin thrilled to have a “second chance” at parenting. [Wonderwall]
Jena Malone forgot to wear makeup on the red carpet. [Evil Beet]
Terrance Howard is such a screwed up person. Gah. [CDAN]
7 kinds of relationship fighting styles. It’s all your fault. [The Frisky]
Jewel will sing “The Morning Song” but only to really hot people. [Jezebel]
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News and WENN
That headline might be more true to life if it read Leo & Lukas & and this month’s catalogue selection…” Let’s be honest. 🙂
Nah! Haha.
Just what I was thinking. Does Leo go anywhere without Lukas?
Yes. And does Lukas have any career? Looks like his main activity is being at Leo’s disposal.
Lukas had such a promising career and now all he does is be Leo’s boy. Everyone else (Tobey, Kevin) has moved on. Dude needs to get a life.
Lol
Mia, I agree with you.
Does Lukas ever bring a date? What is he, a eunuch?
He did bring a date … Leo!
In fairness to Leo and his piece it IS really hard to stay awake when you’re watching that ball bounce from one side to the other. It’s classic hypnotism.
He looks really good!
WORD.
Agreed. He looks so hot. Too bad about the whole being a douche thing, though…
Doesn’t Toni Garrn look like Bar? I never noticed that.
Leo, you’re living up to your shamefucl status–good job!
And the goddesses of Celebitchy, please, offer prayers for my dumbass twin brother. Pray, pray that my parents do not kill him by the end of the week.
Amen.
Ok I have to ask, what did he do?
Nothing really–except going to football practice at four yesterday, then texting my mom at eleven at night (four hours after he’s supposed to be home) that he’s “safe and he needs a few days to think”. My mom texted him, saying he had an hour to be home–he ignored it.
This morning he went to school with a hickey on his neck–my mom, my dad-especially my mom is PISSED. I don’t know why he’s doing this, but yeah, it’s not going to end well.
I’m mostly worried for him, because I don’t want him to get kicked out–but he’s 18 and my mom said that she’s not going to be playing games with him-if he wants to go, then he can go.
Yeah, I’ve been needing some time to think lately…. Cough cough.
He’s 18. And he’s a guy. The easy years are over. I remember when my sister had her rebellious stage, my cousin implied that my mom didn’t know how to run a tight ship and that ~*she*~ on the other hand, always knew what her daughters did and where they were 100% of the time. My mom reminded her that her daughters were 10 and 12 and trouble usually starts at 18, because life starts when you’re 18. So yeah, the obedience days are over. But don’t worry, that is supposed to happen. Your bro will be fine and your parents will have to get used to him doing whatever the hell he pleases. If they don’t like it, all they have to do is kick him out, but they will never have control over him anymore like they used to. That’s OVAH!
Virgilia Coriolanus, slip him some condoms! Can’t really stop him, but just let him know that saftey is always important! (Too young to have a disease or a baby!).
@Tiffany
He’s got condoms–but ugh, I’m not feeling too good right now.
My mom brought him home (from school-I’m doing online, start tomorrow), talked to him, saying that he needs to focus on himself, focus on his schoolwork and that this’ll be the only chance he’ll get to just focus on him. But she told him he could leave or not–
He just left, and I tried to talk to him about it, but he didn’t really want to. I don’t get him–because now he’s gotta get a job, go to school, he doesn’t have his license.
He’s going to make my mom very sad, because this is exactly what happened with my older sister. She couldn’t wait to leave, she left as soon as she could, and now she’s been back at home three times, and can barely provide for herself.
I don’t see my twin doing much better….
I will pray for you and your brother, no problem. Ask, and you shall receive. Best wishes to you and your family, V
It is so nice that you care about your family
I’m really feeling this Amanda Seyfried/Justin Long pairing. I don’t have much thought about either of them but I get a good vibe.
Things that do not go together –
Hot Guy Of The Day and Justin Timberlake
Motherf*@ker tortured and confined those girls for 10 years, and yet he couldn’t last 4 months being locked up. I guess he couldn’t take what he’s been dishing out…coward!!
Amen @TruthSF. I hope he was terrified and that it took him a very long time to die! I’m mostly an agnostic and today I am really hoping there is a heaven…so I can know thst this guy is rotting in HELL!
It is the ultimate pathetic and tragic irony that this monster could not take being confined and isolated.
There is not even solace for those poor women that he might know over time if only a fraction of what they went through. He robbed them of that as well. Eff you Ariel Castro. You twisted, selfish monster of a person.
That poor child who was concieved by this Devil. Can you imagine the mindf*ck it will be to know who her dad was and what he did to her mum. I pray for all his victims. Let him dine in Hell where he belongs.
And he wasn’t even out there with the other inmates! He was safe from everyone else. Safe from violence, safe from rape, safe from abuse, unlike his former slaves. He’s a coward. I wish he hadn’t done this so he could be tortured by endless days of loneliness, with no other company but his demons. But at the same time, he didn’t deserve to live and his death is nobody’s loss.
I hope the women profit by the fact that he gave up and they didn’t.
I truly hope there is a Hell and that Ariel Castro is stuck there forever. Gutless piece of you-know-what.
Karma doesn’t die!
The good news is that he is gone and will never be able to harm anyone else again. The karma he has after death will be far worse than a thousand lives in prison.
I hope Ariel Castro rots in hell.
Rachel Zoe is preggers! Bananas!!!
Hear about Clint Eastwood wife swap?
If Leo and GF were watching last night’s Serena match- explains it all. Great win for Serena as she moves on, but a terrible match to sit through.
I was thinking the same thing. Watching a “match” where one player basically annihilates her opponent, with zero suspense, would make anybody yawn.
Did anyone see on yahoo! about Alec Baldwin’s baby–they were interviewed by Extra!
Wtf is wrong with Alec? Is her vadge bedazzled or something?
I don’t know, I guess it’s possible that she really loves him BUT also likes to fameho it up–famehos and true love aren’t always exclusive. You just have to find a person who tolerates it.
Shes good for his image in that she softens it, which explains the joint outing. Alec is no wall flower either. Everytime he does a media bubu, he runs to the talk shows. This year he has been on Howard Stern no less than three times.
Wow, i did not know Terence Howard was that awful
Yeah I thought that he was just a pissed off pretty boy with a tiny dong: http://www.omgblog.com/2006/07/omg_hes_naked_terrence_howard.php, but he is really crazy. He’s not just an abusive douche. He’s homicidal, suicidal with a God/Devil complex. Holy sh!t!
WHYDIDICLICKONTHAT?!?!
Lurrrd! Don’t know whether to pity or just loathe even more.
Honestly, I find them hilarious. What do they even talk about? I try and imagine their conversations and I end up laughing by myself. They sure look like they’re having a blast…ha.
I guess Miley didn’t hear the comments about the racial tones to her recent performances. Yet again she is exploiting a woman of color as a way to be “outrageous”.
Saw the featured link for Kelly Brooks, followed, and now am forced to ask… if I’m the only one who keeps hearing Sting’s “Englishman in New York”? Sounds so dratted familiar…
Don’t know why everyone takes such a conservative view of Leo’s sex life. Why should he settle for a rote sex life when he can play the field?
Because he only seems to ever want to have sex with young, blonde, VS models—and after a while, that gets a little weird. It’s like George Clooney. It seems a very empty way to live. There doesn’t seem to be any real lasting connection.
Because he doesn’t seem interested in making any kind of emotional investment. The girl has to be young and available to fit into HIS life. He would never sacrifice anything for a woman.
She’s quite fit, but she doesn’t have feets, but boats. That’s not gracious at all.
So glad that Ariel Castro killed himself. Lol he couldn’t take what he dished out?! I wish we still had the death penalty in Australia. These sick people cost us a lot of money to keep in prisons and it’s not like they ever rehabilitate. Why isn’t the death penalty everywhere for these sick, psychopaths?
LOL! He does look bored.XD
Leo is actually not the type of guy who would attract me (doesn’t mean he’s not handsome, just not my cup of tea), but in these pics he looks really good.
How do I get a job as a hanger on to a celebrity? I wouldn’t mind first class and 5 star dining!
+ free room & board/ 1st class travel to far away places/ other goodies