How can you even sit there, acting as if your world hadn’t been destroyed by the news of Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison’s separation? How do we even go on? How do we function as a society knowing that love has died and then a creepy old guy came around and banged love’s corpse? Because that’s exactly what happened. Alright, I might have mixed up my metaphors. Anyway, yesterday Courtney and Doug finally confirmed – in an exclusive with The Daily Mail – that they are officially done. NOOOooooo.
Green Mile star Doug Hutchison and his teen bride Courtney Stodden have confirmed they are to divorce after two-and-a-half years of marriage. The couple told MailOnline in a statement that they have decided to become ‘legally separated’ – but that Doug, 53, will still play a role in 19-year-old Courtney’s career as co-manager alongside her mother Krista.
Courtney recently appeared on Celebrity Big Brother UK – and sources previously told MailOnline the reality show was the beginning of the end for the controversial pair. The aspiring Hollywood starlet flirted outrageously with fellow contestant Mario Falcone on the Channel 5 show – and admitted to feeling more independent from Doug, who did not enter the house with her.
In a statement released on Tuesday, the couple insisted the split was ‘amicable’ and the decision was mutual.
It read: ‘After two and a half years of marriage, Courtney and Doug have decided to become legally separated. Courtney was married at a young age. Now, at nineteen, she’s interested in exploring life as an unmarried single young adult – with the freedom to explore her independence. Doug supports Courtney 100 per cent. The two will share custody of their precious pup, Dourtney, remain living in the same house [for now] in separate bedrooms, and Doug will be co-managing Courtney’s career. We love each other very much, want for each other’s happiness, and will continue being the best of friends for life.’
Last week MailOnline reported the pair had split, the day after Courtney threw a Halloween party without him at their Hollywood Hills home. And back in August MailOnline revealed how Doug freaked out and became concerned Courtney might leave him after she flirted with fellow Celebrity Big Brother contestant Mario Falcone, 25.
In one episode they were both tied together for a task and cameras caught them caressing each other’s hands. An insider told MailOnline at the time: ‘Courtney has changed so much since being in that house. She is more independent and just wants to have fun like any 19 year old.’
First of all, how am I just learning right now that they have a dog named DOURTNEY?!?! OMG. And now we know that they will share custody of Dourtney. *breathes into bag* Poor Dourtney. As for the ham-fisted explanation for why they’re splitting… “Courtney was married at a young age. Now, at nineteen, she’s interested in exploring life as an unmarried single young adult.” YA THINK? You mean it was a bad idea for a mother to sell her 16-year-old daughter to a creepy old man? You mean that this marriage was NOT destined to fail almost immediately? You’re sh-tting me.
Last thing – this “Mario” person… is that the guy in these photos?
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
publicity stunt?
agreed.
Totally.
We all knew this would happen.
I personally think she’s way better off without him. She seems like a really nice person. Now if she only could get rid of her momager too…
Indeed. It’s too weird that he’s going to continue to co-manage her. Ick. Anyhoo, progress is progress. Free Courtney!!
and live in the same house, double yuk!
I don’t know what makes me more sad: the demises of our modern day Romeo and Juiet, or the thought that poor Dourtney is now the product of a tragically broken home.
*goes off to weep into my pillow and wonder if the sun will ever rise again*
Lolllll!ur post cracked me up!
I will never love again.
Joint custody of the *dog*? lol
So what’s next? Sex tape? O’D? Trouble with the law?
I read she made a sex tape in a bathroom of a club in London while she was over there, clASSY huh?
and letting gays marry will destroy the sanctity of marriage??? yeah. snort. okay.
Yes. And the very fiber of the American family!
Never mind that people like Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller have kids and mentally, emotionally, and physically neglect/abuse them.
Best comment of the day!
+2
No!! That other guy isn’t Mario Falcone. Mario Falcone is from TOWIE (The Only Way is Essex). The guy in the pictures you linked up to is some random strange she picked up after Big Brother…
*draws up legal documents that say I get full custody of the cats in the event of divorce”
Bahaha, when we got our dog (I bought her for the fiance – I got a ring, he got a pooch) I told him he is allowed full custody in the event of a breakup, though I retain my rights to visitation.
Those breasts… it hurts just looking at them !
God – she is gross
She looks really ugly now with the blown up lips, flat head hair and dark penciled in pointed eyebrows!
So with you Kaiser, how did I not know about Dourtney? Really went out on a limb for that name right? Even odds that when the dog is in her custody she starts calling him Ourtney.
Every time I hear that name, I cackle like Scar in the Lion King.
Not to worry. She has explained in interviews that the dog’s name is not a mash up of their names. It’s actually Dog+Courtney = Dourtney. Because its a dog version of her! Bet you weren’t expecting that kind of depth!
Meh. Still living together and he still “co-managing” her “career”.
I agree. Doug is unfortunately still her manger so he’s still making money off her. I wonder how much money Courtney will see in the end, and how much cash Doug and her Mom are squirreling away for themselves without the child knowing about it.
Exactly. They wont let their cash cow go just yet. My heart aches for that child. And you know they will be vetting all potential dates. I mean they certainly dont want her around a guy who might give her ‘ideas’. The girl isnt bright but going by Celebrity Big Brother she is a sweet girl.
This feels like a concession on the part of Doug and Mom to let Courtney “feel” like she has freedom when really she doesn’t have any more freedom than before. He is still in the same house with her and he can still control her every move. And you know he will still be trying to get in her bed. This girl needs to get away.
I don’t understand this phenomenon. At. all. Is she a porn star or something?
I don’t know. I don’t think she does anything. I completely object to her being covered here as a celebrity. LOL.
Her poor titties make my tummy hurt.
I wonder if her mother will be able to break up with him?
That’s not Mario in those pics. My guilty pleasure is an English reality show called The Only Way is Essex, it’s an English Jersey Shore. Mario is on it, he was in a relationship with another person on the show and being super shady with other women the whole time. He’s a grown child with no responsibility, just money from his parents and the business ventures (“opening a store”) because of his reality fame. He’s also super guido-y.
Hi Savanna,
This is a brilliant description of Mario! I’m a Brit whose only contact with the TOWIE antics is via the Daily Fail – but he is super guido-y and shady!!
I hope she will divorce from that implants too!
Who gets custody of the twins?
Well, she does, of course! She gets sole primary physical custody; and I highly doubt there will be any visitation rights given to Doug.
She looks too old for Doug. Not a good look for a teenager.
Dourtney…hahahahhahahaha…that is the best!!!!!!!!!
Earth to Doug & Courtney…NOBODY GIVES A SH#T.
Go away, Buzzkills!
ITA.
She’s now prepped for a crash and burn career in p0rn.
Way to go girl!
I just want to thank them both for not reproducing.
Do you really think they ever had sex?
I always thought the marriage was purely a business arrangement. The fact that he and her mother are now managing her ‘career’ just makes me think that even more. If they were genuinely in love and are now splitting up, she would surely want some distance from him. He also pings my gaydar big time.
@TrixC ITA. I’ve always thought he was gay. His body language is the biggest giveaway.
I hope in time that she gets the help she needs. I truly believe she is a victim of sexual abuse from her parents; something isn’t right.
It’s not that she chose to look like this, behave like this, or live like this…it’s like she has been groomed for it by an adult all her life. She has been made into a hyper sexualized shell. Hopefully life experience and freedom will lead her to bigger and better.
Here! Here!
I just wish she’d get further away from him.
This “relationship” just makes me sick to my stomach. This is the 1st full story on them I could get through (probably because they’re splitting up).
Just gross.
It’s paedophilia on display and I just can’t take it.
Gross. Gross. Gross.
Looks like her tits have separated as well.
How is she 19. To me she looks like a tired 35
Now if she could get rid of her mother as a manager, go back to her natural hair color as well as her natural boob size maybe she could be 19 and have some fun with guys her own age. Also she should enroll in some classes because education never hurts anyone and she could not only stop looking like a cartoon character she could also stop sounding like one.
I honestly don’t think any of your very good suggestions are any part of her game plan.
This poor chick has gone from 16- 40 in 3 years.
Dourtney?! Good Lord, poor puppy!!
If they had divorced before her 18th birthday, would there have been any hope of criminal charges against this child molester?
There’s no such thing as a “legal separation”. A separation is when you move away from each other, which these two haven’t done.
I think his next move should be to get another girlfriend his age, move her in, and then watch the sparks fly.
Do we have a doctor in the house who can explain why her knockers look so red and infected?
That *can’t* be healthy, surely?