Justin Bieber’s 2014 has sucked pretty hard so far. His house has been raided by cops, Lil’ Maple Leaf couldn’t even throw eggs without getting the attention of the po-po, he’s been guzzling sizzurp like it’s going out of style, and he had to let one of his friends get arrested (it was Little Za or Baby Bieb, dawg). So Baby Bieber went down to Miami to turn around this douche of a month. He went to a strip club and spread around $75,000 at the “top level” of the establishment, getting lap dances from four of the ladies. Then Bieber, now pretty drunk, thought it would be a good idea to go drag racing. Thankfully, the Miami police arrested him:
Justin Bieber was arrested for DUI … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement tells us … Bieber was busted in Miami Beach for both DUI and drag racing.
The arrest occurred early Thursday morning.
Bieber is now in custody and is at the police department where he is being tested — presumably to more precisely measure his blood alcohol level. Our law enforcement sources say Justin was given a field sobriety test at the scene … and failed.
His next stop will be jail, where he will be booked and processed and bail will be set.
We’re told Bieber had just left a club and was driving at the time cops spotted him. Sources say the person Justin was racing was also arrested.
Based on what we know … the traffic stop was for drag racing and cops determined he was driving under the influence.
Yeah, I hear all of you saying “thank God” and “throw the book at him!” Which would be fine except… it’s Florida. Florida’s criminal justice system is just as f—ked up (if not MORE f—ked up) as California’s. Baby Bieber will definitely live to douche another day. Sure, he’ll probably have to pay some fines and there will be some court appearances, but nothing’s going to happen to him. Something to look forward to, though: Lil’ Maple Leaf’s martyr complex is going to be raging after this, so look for him to act like Jesus on the cross because the po-po wouldn’t let him drag race drunk.
Photos of Baby Bieb in Miami yesterday, courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Whoa. Li’l Leafy is circling the drain, isn’t he?
My, my, MY.
My goodness.
I hope that he actually has to face the consequences of his actions and does not get off scot-free, although I’m not holding my breath for that to happen.
YUSSSSSSSS! That is all.
I know! I want to do handsprings! Does that make me a terrible person?
Do one for me!
PLEASE lock him up and throw away the key!!!
The news affiliates here are having a verytable orgasm here they keep cutting back to say absolutely nothing of value and to show pics of …a Rented yellow Lambo.. Of course
Is like xmas, Im loving it
Same here. I live in Dallas, no connection whatsoever to Bieber, but the reporting on it (my NBC affiliate) is positively giddy. Gleeful. And they KEEP going back to it, even though there are no new details. Just showing an aerial shot of the Miami jail.
Major laughs.
Right? I heard it this morning and laughed Coke (the drink) through my nose. I also hear (not sure about follow through) that some cops are in trouble for escorting him to that strip club.
I know, they keep repeating the same thing, and I keep watching!
Drag racing? As in racing while being in drag?
$75,000 on strippers?? Where’s his blind item? (lol)
Serious question: How many arrests or type of arrests does it take for the US to be able to deport this twat?
we don’t want him back.
for the love of god, WE DON’T WANT HIM BACK.
Ahahahhahahahaha
We will rock, paper, scissor you for him.
My thought exactly. Deport the little shit. He’s reckless and a threat to society. One of these days some innocent bystander is going to be in the wrong place when Beiber gets behind the wheel.
About a year ago, my cousin told me that she didn’t mind her daughter’s Bieber obsession because at least he was not setting a bad example. I immediately referred her to this site and said it was only just beginning.
Told her so.
Aww, I can’t wait to see baby’s first mugshot.
Ugh, he’s going to pull that idiot squinting-and-confused face in it, isn’t he? He’ll have Jayden Smith on speed dial for tips. It’s like the male duck face.
hahahhahahaha your comment is hilarious.
Someone please reign this child in, its not even funny anymore, i am getting a feeling something really terrible will happen to him or someone around him will get hurt.
Agreed…as a mom of 3 boys, I haven’t found his stories amusing at all. However, this time his Dad was in Miami with him. Who’s going to rein him in if his own parents won’t? So freakin typical these days. The parents are loving the lifestyle their kid provides and won’t rock the boat so the money keeps flowing. This just makes me sad and angry, like we are watching a train wreck in effect.
Yeah. He is either crying out for help or he is intoxicated with hubris and recklessness. Either way, I don’t see it ending well.
I concur. Someone needs to step in and take control. Jesus perhaps? I’m sure the big guy is a beilieber. Joking aside, his mom needs to step in and put her foot down. I’m 27 and when I become rich and famous if I start acting the fool I know she will put me in my place.
I hope you’re wrong; he’s under age and not a US citizen. I would love to see him become Canada’s problem. Also, THAT HAT. I’ve never been so angry at an accessory.
Under age? Is he under 18?????
I think she means under 21, the legal drinking age.
@Nora: underage to be in a club that serves alcohol. Underage also, in the US, to be consuming alcohol.
Haha! I’m angry at that accessory too! LOL!
He is stupid enough to think this is cool. Hope he loses his licence for awhile and get’s a big fine not that it will bother him. At least this will get him used to going to court. LOL
Florida is a “Stand Your Ground” state, right? If only someone could say they felt genuinely threatened by The Biebs, and keep a straight face…
In all fairness, drag racing and 1st offense DUI’s are not jailable offenses in any state. He’ll get what everyone gets: a fine, a one-year suspension of his license and required classes, but since he doesn’t have a Florida drivers license, I’m not sure how that’ll work out. I guess that would be up to California. All that aside, the little shit is clearly out of control and pretty much everyone wishes he would go away and stay away.
File under: Unnecessary Canadian exports.
Will trade for maple syrup.
Can we trade him for a case of Moosehead or Rolling Rock beer, too?
He could have killed someone…lil idiot! Drag racing is such a stupid thing to do under any circumstances, he was just asking for it and I’m glad they got him on that. I was feeling sorry for him a little while back, but it looks like his meltdown is now in full effect. He’s the male version of Lohan.
I think we are done with him here – when can we send him back?
He will just go to rehab ala Lohan
Rehab, a reunion with Selena Gomez and many, many interviews about his recovery and the dark times and he’ll be back to sipping sizzurp and humping strippers in the privacy of his own home in no time. You got this, Biebs! Idiot.
Question: Are some mug shots protected,i always wondered why we never saw Chris Brown’s mugshot?
This douche is going to kill someone if he doesn’t get help.
Was he using his booster seat while driving?
He seems to have lost all ability to make anything but bad decisions. I don’t feel sorry for him but do think it is a sad cautionary tale.
To me he’s still a kid, and he’s spinning out of control, and I want someone to help him. Just like Lindsay Lohan’s parents failed her miserably, Justin is being failed. They let him have too much too soon and never said no. Now they can’t stop him. They created a monster that is going to burn it all down. Justin is obviously trying to self destruct. The pressure is too big and it’s the easiest way to end it.
He is truly awful. He could have killed someone. I hope they throw the book at him, but that won’t happen.