I was just about to shuffle Miranda Kerr off into another post but I had to stop and really give her a look. These are pics of Miranda at last night’s Vanity Fair Oscar party. I don’t have the designer ID on her dress, but that’s not even important. Look at her chest! Did Miranda get bolt-ons? CB and I were trying to figure it out (doing a boob investigation is difficult in the middle of the Oscar coverage, but we bravely managed to do it). CB thought at first that Miranda was wearing some of those stick-on cutlet things, but looking at her boobs from different angles, I don’t think there are any cutlets there.
CB also looked through some older photos of Miranda showing off her chest (I’ve included some in the post) and we’ve come to the conclusion that Miranda has gotten a boob job. They’re very noticeable, very perky and I say she went up two cup sizes. She also ran into Orlando Bloom and he came up to her, kissed her cheek and told her she looked amazing.
Speaking of The Original Titsy, here’s Christina Hendricks at the Elton John Party and the VF party. Her boobs are so bountiful, they need their own boob cape. The whole outfit looks very “negligee in the boudoir,” with some extra Norma Desmond.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
How trashy!
Gotta do something to get those lingerie companies interested again
She is 100% standing with what she represent on her book.. treasure yourself, love yourself, let you beauty shine from within blah blah blah… she is full of crap. Now a boob job? I guess she needs to prove that she her breasts are real and she wasnt photoshoping her instagram (when we all know the truth) LOL
She is one of the most undeserving people to attend this party.. she should be thrown in with the kardashian category.. cause thats where she belongs.. trash likes trash. She literally looks like a porn star.
Alessandra Ambrosio’s new boobs are even worse http://www.justjared.com/2014/02/21/alessandra-ambrosio-shows-off-all-her-assets-with-plunging-neckline-high-leg-slit/
Maybe they got a two for one discount?
I was thinking the same thing!
^This. They look super trashy.
Oh my lord! Those are terrible!
This is the exact opposite of Kristen Bell’s cleavage, although they both have are equally revealing dresses. While I want to look Kristen’s breast for eternity (yeah well the do look good!), I don’t need to see Mirandas breasts ever again. But well, good for her if she feels she needed it.
Hey now! You guys are “boob” shaming. Not nice 🙂
before and after:
http://postimg.org/image/4z9sir09l/
“We should embrace what we’ve been given and not always want something more, because there’s always going to be someone who has better this or better that, and there is always going to be someone who is less fortunate as well. To be happy with what we’ve been given is the most important thing, just to be grateful.” -Miranda Kerr
Well, we always knew she was a hypocrite. Didn’t she attend a Global Green party last year and then filmed a Qantas Airlines commercial a couple of days later?? That middle picture is pretty recent, done just after the split from Bloom (so about November ’13). Definite boobjob. Treasure yourself Miranda, I doubt those implants were organic.
Isn’t Orlando also a spokesperson for British Airways and Global Green is more his thing than Miranda’s (who never shuts up about environmentalism and all her crap)? They both suck. And it’s a definite boob job. @Pinky’s post has a great link. Kerr flashed the paps doing a bikini photo shoot May 2013 http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/22/article-2328748-19EC1589000005DC-531_634x979.jpg Then she flashed photographers at some event last fall http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01804/Kerr1_1804486a.jpg. And she had them out at Paris fashion week too. So you can clearly see that they were much high and bigger than before, but they weren’t as big as they’ve been looking recently. So it’s not cutlets and I think she had them done sometime (maybe summer) last year, but recently upped the size.
Another good comparison, her shoots with Uncle Terry.
August 2012 http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/17/article-2189754-14959B13000005DC-29_634x460.jpg and http://www.joesdaily.com/photo/miranda-kerr-gives-terry-richardson-a-vitamin-b-12-shot/ They were little and sagging.
December 2013 http://www.highsnobiety.com/files/2013/12/terry-richardson-miranda-kerr-04.jpg or http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTdm-xd2qZAJel1KaMh9fDQkkgRINaVXnAh2n6vnsIhoraVJsv07Q and http://dripslikehoney.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/miranda-kerr-by-terry-richardson-3.jpg A completely different shape, that keeps it shape no matter what she does. And now look at them. And I wouldn’t care at all if she wasn’t such a hypocrite about all this stuff. The photoshopping, now plastic surgery and whatever she does to her face so she looks like this http://31.media.tumblr.com/47939946d9b2f92b16453dfc8b89c708/tumblr_mlet4cyMO41rkvhguo1_500.jpg at the beginning of every year. These are also some favs from June 2013 (before) http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/04/article-2335796-1A253588000005DC-165_310x689.jpg (after) http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/04/article-2335796-1A2532E4000005DC-114_308x691.jpg and they reminded me of this February 2013 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2285435/Miranda-Kerr-shows-new-Victorias-Secret-bra-uses-TV-opportunity-promote-juice-skincare-line.html. She went on a morning talk show and told them she was wearing VS’s latest bra. No wonder she was fired.
And in case you were wondering, yes I am snowed in with nothing to do today 😀
It surprises me that boob jobs can still look this awful. My friend got the now FDA approved silicone implants, and they look completely real. And yep I had to feel them to feel the texture and they even feel real. These girls/people have used crappy PS’s.
Wow, Amber thanks for these pics! There is no doubt that she has a boobjob, so much for telling young girls to love themselves as they are and treasuring herself. And I agree, Bloom is just as much a hypocrite. That last job for VS is hilarious, she is clearly wearing no bra and there is nothing there! Lol.
Oh God. From the front, it definitely looks like she did. Guess she knows how to keep her billionaire happy!
She probably just photoshopped them on
Yep, bolt-ons. I think it’s all part of this odd post (and pre) divorce narcissistic spiral she’s on.
Definite boob job. So anybody gets invited to the parties then eh?
I’m no Miranda fan, but to be fair we all know who she is. She’s famous. She’s probably not important enough for the oscars, but I don’t think going to the after party is above her lol.
I always thought the VF party was choosier, but I’ve been wrong before.
Yup bolt ons my cousin got hers done last year they look identical! Must be recent I’d say couple of months as they are still sitting pretty high but no bruising….
We haven’t seen her in a while, that’s why. Those implants are too obvious.
Christina Hendricks look good, I like her here.
Christina got hers too big. Her only saving grace is that she gained some weight to even (kinda) those puppies out. Its a shame Miranda got this done. I used to think her boobs were perfect in spite of their size. She really didn’t need to do this.
Christina’s look so REAL, though…It seems like they are so large they are difficult to deal with, dress, etc. I cannot fathom why she’d choose that size, if they are, in fact, purchased…
If Miranda Kerr can find something to improve upon on her body we lesser mortals are screwed.
Nope nope nope
Defo bolt ons.
Love your body, sunshine and happiness eh Miranda?! She’s a joke.
it seems more and more weird that a physically healthy person would voluntarily have surgery done unto themselves.
It does look like she took out the old ones and went up a size or so.
Her chest was very modest before; I don’t doubt they were all natural. These, however, are definitely implants.
I love Orlando.
Hmm…
You really can NOT tell she had a boob job *sarcastic laugh*
Let’s not forget even Christina Hendricks’s boob are fake. Anyway… Orly is so sweet! I feel for him..I just hope he finds an amazing woman soon.
Seriously? CH did that to her breasts on purpose? I didn’t know that. I always felt sorry for her because they would be so hard to dress. Guess that’s what she wanted. Overkill, imo.
I don’t know–I tend to think Christina’s boobs are real.
People always bring up that Playboy photo that she posed for when she was in her early twenties i.e. her boobs were probably a big A cup, at best. But actually look at the picture–she was thin, and she’s tall–around 5’7″…..she’s twice the size that she was in her early twenties–it’s not like she’s still tall and skinny, but with a big chest–she has thicker thighs, arms, bigger butt, hips, etc.
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.148904!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/alg-playboy-hendricks2-jpg.jpg
http://therapup.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Christina-Hendricks-Playboy-2.jpg
http://hurricanevanessa.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/christina-hendricks-has-a-body-like-a-luxury-liner-20431-1266336071-42.jpg
Those pictures of Christina when she was younger make it obvious that she had a boob job. Weight gain would not account for such a huge difference in breast size.
CH definitely has fake boobs. I know its been hotly contested before but if you just google Christina Hendricks boobjob there is a pic of her posing for Playboy when she was younger and she looked like a small B or large A cup. There is NO way they got that much bigger in a few years without surgery. I mean what are they now a double F or something ridic. Even with the 15 lbs shes put on for Mad Men. Her arms and legs dont really look like shes gained too much weight since the playboy pic. She just looks heavier because of her chest in my opinion.
That being said I know if I have kids and my boobs deflate afterwards like my moms I will take my little pancakes in for a fill up with no shame.
Christina needs to ditch my grannie’s Pay-Less shoes. Those are awful!
I have no opinion on CH’s boobs. But my mother went from a barely there A-cup to a DD (and probably bigger, but she refuses to buy expensive, well-fitted bras) in less than 5 years after I was born. My sister was supremely flat chested and is now rocking some D-cups, as well. I seem to be the only one whose breasts stayed A-cup. It can happen.
Bendy, Did your mom and sister put on any weight anywhere else? Did their boobs just grow that much with no real weight gain? Just curious, I honestly have never seen that happen to anyone. They are lucky ladies if thats the case. I wish that ran in my family! The thing with CH is she doesnt really look like she put on much weight to justify the HUGE titays she has now. Plus, shes never had kids.
I dunno, mine look around the same size as hers were in the playboy shoot and I’m a C cup, they just tend look smaller in those triangle bikini tops. A cups are generally for the no boobs at all having women, I was an A all through high school and up until the age of 21, then boobs, C cups overnight. No weight anywhere else, just boobs. Very weird but it can happen!
I’m with Aisha. CH’s were much, MUCH larger than an A-cup.
My sister went from nothing to a C cup at age 17 and hasnt stopped growing since (she is 31). She is now at a G cup and considering a very expensive reduction. No major weight gain anywhere else… a few kilos maybe. Just rapid breast growth. It happens.
Well, I lost 20 pounds and went from a comfortable C to an A (*sigh*). A weight gain or loss can DEFINITELY account for her fluctuations, especially considering how thin she was in her modeling days.
Her small, perky boobs before were perfect. My ideal boobies. What a boob.
Miranda Kerr looks great to me; I wouldnt argue with having those boobs and body.
This woman just seems incredibly miserable to me. I know people will probably attack me for saying it (you’re just jealous, she rich and famous blah blah). But come on, she has been caught photoshopping her own personal pics on Instagram and now this boobjob shows that she’s really insecure about her body. Her family saying they have lost contact with her for over a year, losing her main contracts and divorcing her husband shows that those rumors about her difficult behavior are most likely true. There were a lot of VS models at the afterparty and she hasn’t been seen with any of them, she is also the only one that was interviewed (why exactly?) and during that interview Bloom showed up (what a convenience! Talk about PR strategy). It all seems very try-hard and desperate to me. It would have been better for her if she stayed in Paris, worked the runway and get a high fashion campaign but I guess she couldn’t resist the media attention. Sorry about the rant but this woman just irks me.
I don’t think she’s high fashion material. She’s cute, not beautiful and unique looking.
agree with you mostly. But I doubt if she had stayed in Paris she would have got a campaign. She doesn’t get a single campaign every season, she did a few, that’s all. She’s not a HF model. No matter who many times her pr team compareher with Gisele, she is not even close. She’s lucky she managed to sneak into Sonia Rykiel show.
True, but she didn’t even try. She went to H&M and then walked one show, that’s it. I guess she’s giving up on her modelling career unless you count her easy money in Asia and H&M (like every other model and celebrity in existence). She probably would be happiest if she spend that billionaire’s money and showed up at parties Lohan style.
A reporter explained last night that the VF red carpet is pre-planned time-wise and celebs are given a specific time to appear so the fact that OB walked by was not a coincidence at all. It was a set-up thing. Miranda’s dress is by Kaufmanfranco. Her boobs look a little too curvy for the cut of the dress and the back is cut out very low too so just about everything was on display.
Well that settles it then. A PR move to get attention their way, how pathetic. No wonder the DailyFail was the first to report about it, they seems to have Kerr’s team on speed-dial.
To be fair, she did breastfeed her son and probably needed a little more volume to fill them out. I’m going to cut her some slack. If my boobs were smaller, I’d use an implant to fill them out. Instead I’ll be getting a lift after I’m finished breastfeeding my last.
Yep, just said the same thing in my comment above. Its really not fair what pregnancy and breastfeeding do to a womans body and I will take any help I can get. I don’t think they look worse than Angelinas or anything.
While i agree, I am a little sad that now she has joined the fake boob model club…she appeared to have my size breasts (about a high b, smallish c) and i feel those are highly underepresented. *sniff*. at least my boyfriend appreciates my size.
Yuck. Yuck to implants. That’s all I have to say.
Miranda Kerr always looks like an anime character in heat.
I couldn’t imagine standing in a room with someone who looked and dressed like that. I would be staring at her all night. I bet the guys were drooling…. She is very beautiful.
They definitely look like implants when you look at her from the front. How sad for her. I guess she’s insecure about herself. She’s pretty yes, but I don’t think that she would look right modeling high fashion. She’s cute, but not striking.
Christina’s boobs are real..Same thing happened to me..In my 20’s I was thinner with a B cup now that i’ve put on a little weight my boobs are now a F cup!!
see!!!!! it DOES happen. same thing happened to my aunt. flat chested until age 25 and one day woke up five sizes bigger….in fact, christina has always said how much of a pain her breasts are and can’t imagine her purposely doing that to herself. not saying that your breasts aren’t lovely, hers are as well (i have a crush on her actually). I have always been medium chested (large B to small c) but have more than a bit of boob envy.
when you don’t have any talent outside of having a body that photographs well you have to do SOMETHING *cough implants cough* to get a modicum of attention.
you can smell her desperation through the internet. PU
Obvious boob job is obvious.
Yup.
Awful. And while watching her being interviewed on E, my hubby and I couldn’t get over what a moron she sounded like. Terrible voice and it would appear that she has nothing between her ears. It makes me dislike Orlando Bloom, his taste in women is terrible.
Implants are not a big deal anymore, they are commonplace. Many women have them, across all socoioeconomic levels. I doubt she was showing them off.
Ugh, I can’t stand those exaggerated poses Miranda’s always doing, it’s so distracting.
It does look got implants but I wouldn’t describe them as bolt ons. They look pretty good to me.
I agree that it looks like she got herself a little something but I don’t think she looks trashy and I think she looks nice. She has a great face and great hair and it looks real and not like a weave or a wig. I don’t mind her at all. I don’t like the top half of what Christina is wearing, it just looks like an older woman would wear it but wouldn’t show as much boob.
Is she even relevant anymore? After her breakup with Orlando I would think her star meter dropped significantly. Surprised she was invited to VF party.
Who’s Miranda Kerr?
I have never warmed up to her….maybe it’s because she’s always ‘posing’ and never seems authentic? It gets old after a while…..all right, Miranda, we get it, you think you’re hot and you need to constantly show us…..
I hate that center seam in Kerr’s dress, it looks like the material pulled and that makes it look cheap. It could have been spectacular but just misses. She got a boob job, probably for the upcoming change in professions as she’s not in demand as a model. She must be really a horrible person because Naomi Campbell, who is a violent sociopath, still gets top dollar gigs and it looks like Kerr is going to be a Bongo girl in the not to distant future. I think she’s going to be working the yachts in Cannes, if she doesn’t get a nicer personality.
The ladies look very natural in the silver dress photos but rather obvious in the white shirt shot. Natural boobs don’t look like that.
I do think the Mad Max actress had massive ones put in to differentiate herself in an industry with a 1,000,000:1 shot for unknowns getting a break.