Good lord. Here are some photos of the Kardashian women at the “grand opening of DASH in Miami.” Granted, I don’t follow the comings and goings of the Kardashian Empire that closely, but I thought there was already a DASH boutique in Miami? Maybe there’s another one? Maybe the original Miami DASH closed down? Let’s see if I can figure this out… okay, E! News says DASH has just moved locations. Ah, I understand. So this is a grand opening for a store that has been in Miami for a while, but they’ve just moved locations. I guess?
It’s not important. What’s important is that Kim Kardashian is wearing chain-mail. WHY?! Why does Kim insist on dressing like she has the body of a 1980s Linda Evangelista. I need to tell Kim some things. One, you will never be Linda Evangelista. Ever. Two, you will never have a tall, long, model-like frame so you need to stop dressing like it’s going to happen. Three, STOP BARING YOUR MIDRIFF. It’s an unflattering and dated look on almost everyone. Four, chain-mail? RLY?
By the way, I think this outing was a complete fail for all of the Kardashian women. Kourtney dozed off halfway through the red carpet and Khloe looks like her new ass implants are hurting. Don’t you think they would hurt? I think they would hurt.
I’m also including some photos of Kim leaving the Versace Mansion this morning.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Looks like her carb-free days are behind her.
Lock it up and throw away the key.
LMAO, oh cruel 😀
The woman is a mom and over 30, she is a narcissist, absent mother, so vapid and no brain and acts as she is childless. Sad! at least her sister Kourtney appears to be a good mother…On the physical side i do not think either she is remotely attractive!
The woman is a mom and over 30, she is a narcissist, absent mother, so vapid and no brain and acts as she is childless. Sad! at least her sister Kourtney appears to be a good mother…On the physical side i do not think either she is remotely attractive! In person she is extremely short
Kim looks like she’s working a corner for Pimp Mom, except that most hookers look better than that.
She’s totally an absentee mom…no time for Nori but all the time in the world for photo opportunities.
What a waste of space.
Yet again… what’s left to say? When I thought we had seen all her trashy attire? Ooops, not even close.
I don’t think she wanted that child. I think she got pregnant by accident and just couldn’t resist having KAYNYE’S baby, or her made her have it.
EWWWW! I didn’t realize that was her midriff at first. I thought it was a lumpy satin belt. I thought it looked so ugly, I wondered why someone would put a satin belt with a chain mail dress. Not that the dress is attractive in the least either way! LOL
LOL… I thought it was a weird orangey flesh colored elastic waistband on the outfit. All 3 of them look awful. The little one in the 80’s hotpants looks so uncomfortable.
Me, too… Gross!
Look how hard she’s sucking it in!
Man, she is soooooo icky!
She looks incredibly awful, but what’s new?
She looks really nice in that black blazer and jeans though (even though those sandals look like they’re gonna snap).
If only she would wear more stuff like that….she’s capable of looking good, she just has no idea how to dress her damn body.
I thought the same thing about that outfit, pretty cute. But the shoes…I was totally fine with them until I realized that these were 6-inch toothpick heels. How ridiculously silly of me to think that she’d be wearing flats of any kind. Though that would be a very improved look for her. Like Kaiser said….she’ll never break down and do that because she thinks she has the frame/body of a size 0/2, 5’9″ woman. She’s detestable.
ITA, her casual look really is nice. I love the leather jacket! Unfortunately, she seems to think that she looks better in those god-awful belly-baring outfits. Sigh.
I know, she could look so good if only she dressed for her body, not the body she wants. She looks cute in the jeans and blazer (except for the shoes, but it’s a start.)
Yes, incredible how nice she can look in a casual outfit, that is actually her size.
There were photos yesterday of her in this pink top and pencil skirt. Her ass looked like it might have its own zip code.
I agree! the outfit with the leather jacket and jeans is really cute! sometimes she can dress well, but it’s like she chooses not to. instead she wants to wear clothes that are 4 sizes too small.. like yesterday she “stole” Kylie’s bikini and could barely fit into it.. it reminds me of most of her wardrobe
Her jeans are hemmed in the same way that Duchess Kate hems hers. Maybe it’s just me, but the place that they stop on her leg does not look as flattering on a short body. It looks almost like she cut them off with scissors.
It actually looks better than what I expected
Why does she insist upon doing a look to death? I remember when it was always one-shoulder black dresses, and now it’s a bare midriff and pencil skirt. Enough Kim, change it up.
+1 She’s done this look on a near weekly basis for the last couple months. It’s tired. Let it go.
I am getting spring magazines and catalogs and that bloody crop top is back. Ugh.
She’s done this underwear peek-a-boo before… which are actually Spanx. Not fooling anyone.
I’m guessing Kanye’s stylist is telling her to bare flesh on the narrowest parts of her body — her midriff and her ankles… regardless of how that breaks up her proportions and distracts from her overall silhouette.
I want to know which magic mirror she has that told her she looked good in that outfit!!??!!?? WTF!!!
Perhaps Kanye likes ‘THICK’ girls!!
Are there any pictures actually showing Khloe’s ass? I need to know if it’s really implants or if she was stuffing her pants! I can’t believe I’m so invested in this, but I NEED TO KNOW. I’ll be so sad if Khloe really did get implants. She used to be the (relatively) normal one. I always routed for her.
From what I’ve seen lately Khloe is now going into the family business with a vengeance. She looks like she’s messing with her appearance and is dressing in ways that I’m sure make PMK proud, the too short shorts with the fishing waders anyone? Maybe she wants to knock Kim out of “prize pig” status.
WTF. Who lets this woman out of the house looking like that. (I’m looking at you, Kanye.)
And her face. Another WTF.
Her facial look is post-facelift Cher. Same cheekbones and pout.
that is what i was looking for!!! she doesn’t smile anymore, i wonder if it is because she can’t.
Oh, that’s just terrible. I wish that she’d be willing to dress the body she actually has instead of the body she wants to have – her curvy figure looks great, but she chooses the worst clothing possible for it.
Yes Kim looks awful but that is nothing new…is the world round, yes, does Kim look awful – yes.
Now Khloe!!! WTF girl! You were my favorite Kartrashian until you did this to yourself. Why the hell would she get those ass implants??!! They look absurd. Jeezus. Next is the boob job and viola she’ll be a taller version of Kim! I really, really hate that Khloe did that to herself…Like REALLY!
That picture of her walking out of the door – she looks short and stumpy. Or it that guy in the white shirt a giant? How tall is she anyway?
I actually like the jeans and leather coat outfit. It’s flattering and she’s not showing skin for no reason.
+1
Doesn’t she get tired of sucking in all the time? She’s not fooling anyone. She actually always looks like she’s sucking in.
So THAT is what the foul stench in the air is!! The Kartrashians are in town.
LOL!!! 🙂
Awful. But not as bad as that pink outfit she had on in the Versace house. I have never seen her butt look that humongous, it was horrid. Spanx showing and all.
She looks great in the jeans and leather jacket outfit. Her body looks amazing. I don’t really understand why she dresses as she does on the red carpet.
I get defensive about her body size. I hate people body shaming her. And I like the idea that she doesn’t dress for “her body size/type” and dresses for what she likes and what she wants to wear. However I just hate her choice of clothes and would hate it on any body type.
I honestly don’t get why people get defensive about Kim’s body type. This is not a normal body. There’s no one who has such a humongous droopy butt with toothpick legs. No One. People like J.Lo, Beyonce, Sofia Vegara, etc have normal thick bodies. She paid for this body so to me it’s the equivalent of you buying a purse that people think is ugly.
Exactly Kaylah, I don’t think it’s body-shaming when her body parts are bought, especially since she’s always lying about it (or everything for that matter) and shoving it in our faces everyday damn day.
Calling out a woman with a big natural ass is wrong and f*ed up (like the media did to Jennifer Lopez for so many years, I really hated that) not someone like KK.
I agree with you.
She looks good in the jeans picture. That’s how she needs to dress. Stop with the crop tops. You don’t have the stomach for it. I can imagine what it looks like when you sit down.
Well… I like it. It’s the only clothing set with a ‘skirt’ part I’d be willing to wear. Would even wear it, despite having a body of a very fit dachshund. So there’s that.
You’d really wear an outfit in which you could see your underwear in public?
Interesting.
If dressing horribly were an Olympic event, Kim K would take the gold.
I wonder if that chain mail dress is another dress she decided to butcher herself. It looks it. It actually wouldn’t look half bad if it weren’t chopped in half and if she wore a black undergarment that went the full length of the dress. Black granny panties though? That hang out over the top of the waist of the skirt? No no no and no.
Truly, how does Kim manage to make a slutty outfit seem matronly????? UGH!!!
EVERY short girl knows: you need clean lines on your clothes- otherwise, you are likely going to look stumpy. Kim is REALLY driving this home to me with her horrible midriff-baring ensembles. She manages to make a herself look twenty pounds heavier.
Here is Kim again with her infallible fashion sense, good taste, and natural beauty. *snort*
Seriously, that chain mail dress must be wickedly uncomfortable…and breezy.
I saw these pics on the DM & I was in shock. Why would you wear an outfit that requires you to suck in your gut all the time? The crop top cuts her off at such a weird place & the girdle/control top panties she’s wearing are just awful. The painted on abs are such a fail as well. She looks so cute in that jacket with the jeans but no Kim isn’t satisfied till she’s in some ugly high fashion nonsense.
I really hope, for their sake the clothes they are wearing isn’t indicative of what their store carries. As for Kim, I honestly think she dresses bad for the attention it receives. There’s no possible way she thinks she looks good in some of the clothes she wears.
She has no idea what looks good.
Horrid. A blow up doll version of Mad Max. LOOK at her plastic face in the last picture.
I do love the silver shoes though.
Are those spanx Granny Panties? Good lord.
Mooooooooooooooooo!
Why is EVERYTHING that happens to her reported on this site? And the story is ALWAYS the same,”Here’s Kim doing, saying, wearing something stupid, don’t we all think she’s dumb?”
The answer is forever yes, so why do we have to keep seeing stories about her? Can’t you at least try to help make her go away? Please, just let Kim go.
OMG! I thought her gut was a freaking orange belt! Gross!
She’s sucking that thing in like there’s not toomorrow! hahahahaha
I know! The look on her face says it all “MUST. NOT. BREATHE.” *lol*
I imagine she must hyperventilate when she goes to the loo, muffin top hanging out like there’s no tomorrow!
Can we talk about how she had to go and post a selfie where she was wearing Kylie’s bathing suit? Kim you are approaching mid-30s. Act your flipping age. It’s just narcissistic for you to shove a selfie down our throats showing us that your teenage sister’s bathing suit has incredible stretching properties.
Agree with you…! Kylie is actually attractive and Kendall even much more (they are tall skinny girls, envious KIm?) they are acting their age. But Kim stealing her sister bathing suit is really, is she for real? You are 33 years old, not a teenager anymore and plus a mother….Pathetic really!
I applaud Kim for her daring fashion choices! I think it’s great that she does not let allow “society” to tell her what she can and can’t wear. I am happy that she is putting out there that you DON’T have to be skinny, boyishly framed, and white (like Linda Evangelista) to wear whatever the F*ck you WANT to wear! I think the outfit is win all the way. She is rockin it with those hips and dat a*s!
Daring fashion choices? As if that mess would be seen on a Paris catwalk. It’s not fashionable and neither is she.
Just so ya know: a Paris catwalk is not the only place where “fashion” occurs. It happens EVERYWHERE!
This woman is sooo tacky and what’s funny is that she actually seems to always do something to sabotage herself and MAKE herself look like a fool on purpose! And that’s because she’s miserable and she hates herself!
She knows she’s a walking freak show,
and the laughing stock of like the
World, so she makes sure to deliver
time and time again because she has zero dignity and zero self-worth! It’s really sad.
And squeezing yourself into your teenage sister’s bikini, and saying that you’re keeping it for yourself is tacky, immature, and frickin’ unsanitary!!
This x 1,000,000,000 Thank you !!!!
Wow, I haven’t commented on a Kardashian post in FOREVER, and I gotta say that it feels really good! LOL
How would one go to the toilet in this dress??
Is her unhappy face from being jealous of her sisters now? She is no longer the “Queen” of the K’s.
How does she breathe in that?
Crop tops r all over….just becuz i don’t like them doesn’t mean everyone needs to stop wearing them. It is only ur opinion!! I have a ton of them…thy actually look cute with a high waste pencil skirt or a cute flared midi!!
Crop tops don’t suit Kim, she is big busted, short-waisted and not that tall, the crop top chops her silhouette in half and makes her seem shorter and wider. It’s not the right choice for her in terms of a flattering look, she can wear what she likes but that doesn’t mean it looks good.
She is a mom, she is good looking – just pick some classier clothes. Her midriff and breasts don’t ALWAYS need to be showing.