Cameron Diaz is on a publicity warpath (and she knows how to go on a bender) to promote The Other Woman. She stopped by “Wetten Dass” in Berlin while wearing an Elie Saab wrap dress with a pretty floral pattern. Cami looked good, but this story is about her Friday visit to the “Graham Norton Show” in London. That show is always fun because all the celebrities talk together as an ensemble.

Russell Brand, Kylie Minogue, and Richard Ayoade were all on hand. All three of them got an earful of Cami’s opinions on cheating and down-there hair. Cameron previously wrote in The Body Book that she sports a “fully dressed” vadge and encouraged others to do the same: “Twenty years from now, you will still want to be presenting it to someone special, and it would be nice to let him or her unwrap it like the gift that it is.” Graham asked her to clarify, and she obliged. Cameron also further elaborated on her sweeping statements about cheating. Cam still believes that everyone either has or will be cheated on by a partner:

Will she stand by the cheating comments? “Yeah … uh, YEAH. I’m not saying that cheaters are like the cheater in this movie. I’m not saying that it’s like a pathological situation. I’m just saying that there’s a moment in everybody’s time where they find that somebody has betrayed them at some level. Betrayal. Is that more comfortable for people? I see people when they say that. All of a sudden they get really nervous. They go through all of their boyfriends and girlfriends, and they’re like ‘OMG, did I?’ All of a sudden they’re questioning. It becomes like this complete existential, like, conundrum. They’re like, ‘Did I? Did I? Did I?’ I’m like, ‘Just relax. It’s okay if you did.’ Everybody gets cheated on.”

On down-there hair: “I would like to clear up what I said. I don’t care what women do with it, but we should be informed about how their bodies work. And I brought up the conversation about how young women, as a sort of trend, are lasering off all of it at once. Forevermore. And I just want to say to women who think at this moment for whatever reason — whether they’ve seen it and think that it’s sexy or that their man thinks that it’s sexy or whatever, they’re tired of dealing with “it” … I believe that if you’re doing something forever, you might change your mind. And the man who thinks it’s sexy now, you might change your mind about him too. And I just feel like you should consider what forever means. Because once it’s gone, you can’t get it back. That’s what forever means. That’s from my heart to yours. It is there for a reason and to laser it off is to lose it forever!”

[From The Graham Norton Show]

There’s actually a part in the conversation when Cameron bends over and starts talking to her crotch, “Why are you there?” She’s so candid and uncensored. I think poor Kylie and Richard were scarred by the conversation. Russell had a grand time and enjoyed the vadge talking. Cameron is correct about the hair being there for a reason, right? I can’t think about it as much as she has.

I do respect Cameron for not backing down on her statements, but the cheating thing? Not 100% of people cheat on their partners. Tons of people do, and the internet makes it so easy to make a “connection” behind an unsuspecting love interest’s back. Maybe most people have been cheated on, but not every single person in the world. I think Cami just dated a lot of dudes who have plenty of options and no self-control.

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