These are photos of Johnny Depp visiting Jimmy Kimmel a few days ago to promote Transcendence. This outfit does nothing for him. He looks like an extra from the 1996 movie, Swingers. Maybe he planned to hit Sinatra night later that evening. On Kimmel’s show, Jimmy and Johnny continued their brief history of flirtation by kissing on the mouth. Jimmy acted jealous over Johnny’s engagement, but the men agreed that Jimmy could come along on the honeymoon. You can see a clip here.
A new story in this week’s In Touch says that Amber Heard is already pregnant with a mini-scarf monster. Johnny already told Savannah Guthrie that this was not a shotgun wedding: “What, do you think I’m a savage?” I thought that was a strange answer because people have babies out of wedlock all the time. Johnny and Vanessa Paradis had kids out of wedlock for crying out loud. Well one of Amber’s ex-boyfriends has gone on the record with In Touch to say Amber is totally knocked up. This is kind of funny:
Even more reason to celebrate? Just weeks after Amber Heard and Johnny Depp confirmed their engagement, the actress’ ex-boyfriend reveals to In Touch Weekly that she is expecting her first child!
“She’s pregnant already! I saw her three weeks ago,” Amber’s former beau, actor Mark Wystrach, tells In Touch. “Amber and I dated years ago but we are still close.”
This would be the first child for Amber, 27, while Johnny, 50, has daughter Lily-Rose, 14, and son Jack, 11, with former partner Vanessa Paradis. Amber and Johnny have been dating since 2012.
Amber’s reps didn’t respond to calls for comment.
[From In Touch]
This guy … Mark Wystrach. I appreciate that he’s given his name to the story, which ups the credibility factor every so slightly. It still seems like he’s only trying to draw attention to himself, right? Mark’s IMDb profile reveals his career highlights, which include a few episodes of Passions. Plus Lindsay Lohan’s Just My Luck and something called G.I. Jesus.
I doubt Amber is pregnant already. Even if she was preggers, I don’t believe she’d confess something so important to a fameho ex-boyfriend. Johnny probably wants to have kids soon, but I think he’s keen to get Amber down the aisle first. Because … scarves.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet
Is he wearing Tom Cruise lifts?
Those are Creepers not lifts.
I think Johnny might be the Creeper?
I didn’t even know a thing like that existed.
LOL. It’s because I’m an old. They were quite popular in the mid-late 80’s to early 90’s.
Jesus, Creepers. They look like toddler shoes.
He is wearing “Grampa cargos”. The back pockets are almost on the side…like cargo pants.
Is this a new trend?
I’m not a Depp-basher but that outfit is indeed unflattering and hideous.
And for some reason, I don’t mind Amber one bit. She’s rocking those shades and that hair.
I feel a sudden urge to listen to Zoot Suit Riot. . .
Lord, the lifts! Johnny just looks dirty. And sad.
As far as his “what am I a savage” comment goes, I think Johnny actually takes himself waaaaay less seriously than bloggers and commenters and the general public in general takes him. He just says whatever occurs to him and is usually goofing around. That’s the impression that I get, anyway.
What was extra cringe-inducing about the “we’re not savages” comment is that it appeared that Depp had no knowledge that Guthrie was just recently married whilst being 4 months pregnant. Unless, as you suggest, he was joking with her and was well aware. But it didn’t really seem like that. Very awkward. But yes, I don’t think he really meant “savages” since he has two children out of wedlock.
I always he assumed he meant it as a joke. Inappropriate question, inappropriate answer.
Good point, Delta. Is that a question that people usually ask non-friends when they hear they are engaged? “You’re getting married?! Congratulations! Are you knocked up? “
It was def. a joke. Depp depresses me but I agree with the assessment that he doesn’t take himself too seriously.
Yes, completely inappropriate. Maybe she felt she could ask the question given her own situation. She was/is wrong.
I think he’s a little sensitive to the comments that his engagement has prompted. Which, sure, it comes with being a celeb. But to be asked that in an interview? Plus, I would be insulted, man or woman, if someone insinuated that I was marrying my SO because I was pregnant.
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It would be hilarious if she was, but come on. They’ve been engaged for a while now–over three months–so who cares. She’s clearly not five months pregnant or anything, so it wouldn’t be a ‘bandaid’ baby….but I doubt she’d get pregnant any time soon.
I think the comment is a reference to The Lone Ranger where Tonto and the Ranger are constantly talking about being savages. I realize I’m probably one of the few who saw the movie, but I’m guessing he was channeling Tonto.
I think Lainey was on point yesterday no one could be attracted to Johnny in that outfit except the most die hard of diehard fans NOBODY.
I’ve seen this outfit before in a movie on an older gentleman, but I can’t think of who. Anyway, I hated it then and I hate it now.
It reminds me of a bowling outfit….
I was thinking of Jack Nicholson in something’s gotta give?
Swingers?
http://www.nextmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/swingers-jpg2.jpg
Tony Soprano? Corado Soprano (he’s older)
My God, he is going down hill at break neck speed……
That is truly a grandpa outfit. Yikes.
I hate those glasses on him, and the outfit is clearly not great. He looked much cuter on letterman a while back.
I’m at a loss about the pregnancy stuff! The ex-boyfriend thing is SO weird. Maybe he didn’t go to the publication and they came to him? Who knows. Johnny said she’s not pregnant, but celebrities lie all the time in interviews to avoid discomfort. He insisted he and Vanessa were fine till the end.
Can’t believe this is the same guy I and my best friend skipped school to go see at a premiere ten years ago. I can’t even remember what it was like to find him attractive.
I agree. Johnny was my crush for forever…and I’ve been trying to hold on to my love for him…but I just can’t. Maybe I need to watch Chocolat to get my spark back for him. Oh Johnny…
I agree. Johnny was my crush for forever…and I’ve been trying to hold on to my love for him…but I just can’t. Maybe I need to watch Chocolat to get my spark back for him. Oh Johnny…
Ugh.
YAAAAS!
Oh, wait. It’s from In Touch magazine. Rats! At least it’s not another Kardashian article…
grampa pants.
Aside from the awful clothing and excessive scarfing, what’s really strange is this “accent” he’s speaking in these days. It’s like when Madonna went all British. Is there anyone who loves him, who cares about him enough, to tell him how ridiculous this all is? Or was that Vanessa and he didn’t want to hear it?
Johnny Depp has really gone down hill. What’s with the crazy female diamond engagement ring he is wearing. He joked that he got it for Amber but it didn’t fit her, so he wears it. Really? That is just bizarre. And it’s not his accent so much that throws me but the “affected” way he talks. Like the way he strings words together. Again – bizarre.
The outfit looks like something Barry from Storage Wars would wear. Period!
I have loved Johnny for YEARS…since his 21 Jump Street and horror film flick days. I’ve been through Winona, Kate, and all of his adorably quirky movies.
I have followed his career faithfully for years and have had a deal with my husband of 23 years that, if Johnny were to show up at our front door one day for me, I would have a pass to go! And now…he’s lost something. He’s a caricature of what he once was, I guess. I wouldn’t think of walking down to the end of the block with him in exchange for my hubby. BTW, his arse has that smooth, shapeless, I’ve got pantyhose on under pants butt-look.
Ahahahhahahaha he looks so f—ing ridiculous!!! Is like a 90s interpretation of old timey clothes!! Wtf are those white pants? palazzos? OMSweetMintyChrist!! I really am Making this Outfit My Happy Place of The week ( sorry Hulk Baby Brother engaged to Brooke)
Re: Walmart Johansen …the Real Scarlet is Pregnant, sure, why not?
I find their whole relationship a bit strange, he was with Vanessa over a decade and they never married, now with this girl and he’s sporting a diamond engagement ring after such a short time. Just seems a rad disrespectful to the mother of his children, but maybe it was her who didn’t want to get married, I dunno.
Vanessa didn’t want to get married–said she didn’t need it. They were ‘engaged’ though–he gave her a ‘love ring’, as she called it.
My x and his wife named their dogs after my cats. Some people have zero originality and get passive aggressive about it . I haven’t said a word because they are so rude to me in general, but it’s sad and creepy.
Speaking of “creepers”, I like Johnny’s shoes, and his outfit would be nice if he didn’t have that middle aged paunch. I don’t think he’s a big exerciser, but now might be the time to start. Even hipsters need to care for their aging bodies.
Yes, I agree. Thank you for making the point. I had something similiar happen to me. My ex went out and did all the things he said he did not want with the woman he replaced me with. The worst is when he named his first son my father’s name (something we toyed with). I was hurt but I guess you have to realize that the person you were with wasn’t the right one for you. I hope Vanessa realizes she probably saved herself from suffering through his mid-life crisis.
He named their first child after your dad? Pardon me for saying so but he sounds like a right d-ckhead and I’m glad you’re free of him, honey.
Nia, I know the feeling. I had a similar experience with the man who left me. Dani2, as much as it sucks, you’re right on the money. A blessing in disguise!
I don’t think their relationship is strange based on him and Vanessa nt marrying because it was known she didn’t think it was necessary. I just think their relationship is strange period. They seem so mismatched and though I know nothing about her it just seems like this is a stepping stone in her career and he’s actually in love with her.
I hope it’s true for the lolz.
He finally got new shoes! I am impressed!
I hate that clothes Johnny! but other than, I could take you naked anyway, you still look fine (physically, not your clothes)
About the ex boyfriend. I’ve seen pictures of them together when they were dating around 2006 and after that there are some pictures of them at a lunch a couple of years ago, so it looks like they were friends. But she needs to drop him out of her list of friends NOW! What a mean thing to do!
I don’t know if it’s true or not. Johnny denied also his split with Vanessa several times before they officialized, and I truly believe that this engagement-wedding has so much to do with them wanting to start a family, so I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s not already pregnant, she will be really soon after they marry
she kinda looks like lady gaga in those weird glasses. never saw the resemblance before.
Just FYI, it’s SAVANNAH Guthrie. I had to look twice and try to figure out what was wrong before I realized it … Lol.
PASSIONS!!! That show was amazing- so bad it was good & all that.
Hey, anyone here is a member of the ink and rage forum? It says it’s shut down
oh is it?That’s something that it should have been done months ago.The people there were really sick.Sorry if I offended you but the place was pathetic
Apart from his weird clothes and questionable hygiene practices, is the way he can’t talk properly. I just cannot imagine trying to have a one-on-one conversation with him about anything. He seems to do best with questions that require a one word response.
Johnny’s downward spiral just makes me sad. I loved him from 21 Jump Street for a solid 20 years up until a few years ago. I just CAN’T ….with any of this. Let’s just try and remember what was…. http://www.layoutsparks.com/1/65548/johnny-depp-smoking-hot.html
Johnny told Samantha Guthrie? Her name is Savannah Guthrie (I only know b/c my Dad was her Journalism Professor). 😉
This just goes from Bad to Worse. Why, Johnny? WHY?!
I want those sunglasses that Amber is wearing in my life.
I’m just loving the fact that there’s a movie named “G.I. Jesus”.
He looks like he’s wearing an adult diaper.
If Amber Heard is pregnant, congratulations. It’s not like she’ll be throwing away a lucrative and profitable career. I’d have Johnny’s kid, too.
Heck yeah, grab that money Amber! The kid will probably be really cute too.
It’s a real bummer when a heartthrob loses his sexiness. The hot JD hat I crushed on in my childhood is gone forever.
I think Amber is stunning. I also think she’s got it all planned out for herself and a pregnancy ASAP could be part of it. I’m giving it 50/50 odds that she’ll be pregnant by the end of the year. She’ll never be able conceive with anyone more famous so I think she’s ready to open up her uterus for business!
I’ll never get the gossip people…
Yes Johnny gets older like we all do and he can’t look like he did when he was 25. Surprise, surprise.
Get over it. And passing a judgement about their relationship without knowing them or any real facts is not very intelligent.
It was Amber who planned a pregnancy?? Johnny is proclaimed in recent interviews (jokingly) that he’d like 100 more kids and was ready to expand the familiy. Obviously he is the driving force for kids.