This post was going to be about Kim Kardashian and whether she and Kanye are punking everybody into thinking that their wedding will be in France when it will really be in Italy. But that was before I looked through these photos of Kim and Khloe at the NBC Universal Upfronts yesterday in NYC. LOOK AT KHLOE. Look at her ass of lies. Each time a Kardashian tells a lie, Khloe’s ass gets bigger. It’s a Pinocchio Butt. Her butt grows every single day. It grows in strength and power. Soon it will overshadow (literally) all of her sisters. Even Kim’s bolt-ons of justice cannot compete. Kim actually looks like a zombie here – like she’s finally understood Lucifer’s Final Plan of Butt Domination. Kim’s butt was only the starter butt. Khloe’s butt is the Final Butt. Okay, I’ll stop now.
As for those rumors about an Italian wedding instead of a French wedding? Yeah. Surprise!
Au Revoir, France…Buongiorno, Italy? A new report says Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will tie the knot in Florence, Italy, and not, as previously thought, in Paris, France. Entertainment Tonight reported on Thursday, May 15, that the couple’s wedding would be in Florence. A source confirms that Florence is one of the wedding weekend locations to Us Weekly—but another insider says guests might be in for even more surprises.
“Kim and Kanye have told all guests different info,” the second source tells Us. “No one knows all of the details.”
As previously reported, Kardashian, 33, and the 36-year-old rapper are set to say “I do” on May 24. As the wedding gets closer, the Keeping Up With the Kardashians reality star continues to make final touches to the couple’s big day—including what she’ll be wearing!
If the wedding will be held in Florence and the Paris stuff was just a diversion… then good for them. Every media outlet has been so focused on Paris, they weren’t paying attention to anything else. Florence is supposed to be one of the most beautiful cities in the world (like Paris), and it’s one of the art capitals of the world as well. Kanye wouldn’t have it any other way.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
They both look ridiculous. All of the fake body parts make them both look 100% plastic – I can’t imagine getting anywhere near them. But at least Khloe still (mostly) has her own face, and looks pretty and soft. Kim just looks harsh and hard. It’s amazing that in just a couple years, Kim has become the least attractive of the sisters. And I have to say it – she looks like a hobbit in that dress.
You made me think of South Park 🙂
http://images.kpopstarz.com/data/images/full/128818/south-park-season-17-finale-kim-kardashian-hobbit.jpg?w=600
Hahaha, every single time!
I like to put fish dicks in my mouth
It’s not literally fish dicks. Typing that flat out kills the joke by making it too literal and less subtle.
I wonder is she took a look at nicole kidman and realized that that is the inevitable outcome of all of this… Or even Joan Rivers.
Or she whispered in her high toned voice while sitting on the doctors chair, “That’s not going to happen to me… can we focus on the forehead today?”
What on earth happened to graceful ageing? I’m not against botox and things like that. I’m against morphing. She’s 33 and I can’t tell because of all this stuff she’s putting in her face.
Mind you, Khloe has a bum nowadays, aye?
well its obvious isn’t it? What else do these brain dead, gratingly voiced morons have going for them at all? Education? nup. Any job skills whatsoever? nup. any life skills whatsoever? nup. Any wit? nup. Any charm? nup. any warmth? nup. The ability to use polysyllabic words? nup. Any literacy at all? Im inclined to think nup again!
So yes, of course they are completely obsessed with their appearances!!!
I wonder, if you put your ear up to a Kardashians ear, can you hear the sea?
They HAD their looks. Kim used to be beautiful, but she carved up her face and now she looks scary. So now she has nothing, and it’s no one’s fault but her own.
Their asses remind me of Lumpy Star Princess (LSP) from Adventire Time lol
Lumpy Space Princess is pretty much the best thing ever.
Pfft! They wish!
The thing that these women forget is their self-prized asses are gonna sag, and look horrible. Time is a fickle bitch. They enjoy their butts now, but just wait, somehow in the future their butts are going to be smaller.
LOLOLOL nothing like a good belly laugh in the morning 🙂 Lululemon is going to have to come up with some super duper butt lifting fabric and design for the Elderly Kardashians of the future.
Ha ha ha Mitch – there’s not enough spandex in the world to support these @sses.
I agree. Not even close to presentable. They look like skanks. Oh wait, they are.
This^^
Also, “ass of lies”…..”bolt-ons of justice”? I didn’t know until reading the entire 1st paragraph that a person could puke with laughter. Um, thanks I think, Kaiser.
I agree. The look like Plastic Hookers on Parade who just wondered off Sunset. I wouldn’t be surprised if everyone there gave them a wide berth for fear of getting some kind of infection. Yuck! How can they think they look good?
I am pretty certain that Khloe actually had lipo to lose all that weight and then had it all shoved right back into her bum to make that look like it does.
I saw Khloe in person a couple of years ago…..and her ass wasn’t this huge. She obviously had fat injections or another type of procedure. Its a shame, she looks ridiculous now.
Khloe has had lip injections that are way too big and thus, look super fake. These K’s need to learn when to stop!!
OMG! How could she possibly think that looks good??
I KNOW!!! does she leave the house thinking “my giant, enormous, clearly fake a$$ looks AWESOME! everyone will think it’s real!”??? i have a big butt, so i don’t knock big butts, but there is nothing natural or natural-looking about that thing. it’s like it’s become its own entity.
DOROTHY#1 That’s what I keep wondering! What planet do they live on? Don’t they realize they are now physical freaks? And wouldn’t it be a pain to be unable to buy ANY clothes that fit? As others keep saying, there’s nothing wrong with a natural big booty (Miley Cyrus exploited that concept long ago), but Khloe is going to need a beeper to back that fake thing up.
“…to back that fake thing up.” Beep beep beep. HAHAHAAAAaaaaaaa!
Doesn’t Kim have a $3000 a day tailor on call at all times? They really think it looks good or at least it looks good to black men. Hardly.
Because she loves black men and men who like big a**. I didn’t realize this was red carpet I thought it was a Ludicris video!!!
Can’t believe I’m writing this; ’cause I didn’t think I’d ever comment on Kardashians, but I like how Kim is styled, I like the dress and the shoes… what is wrong with me?
*hugs* It’s OK, it’s OK. It’s not your fault. It happens to the best of us. I’m quite sure I once agreed with something Goop said. I still feel the shame even to this day.
Ha ha ha thank you @Happyhat you made me laugh; I feel much better now 🙂
😀
I think she looks good here for once too. And I’m wondering if she’s had lipo on her butt because it looks much smaller than it normally does.
Khloe’s butt however…. *shaking my head*…. I am all for plastic surgery etc. But NOT going overboard like that. I wonder if she thinks she’s being sneaky and thinks the public won’t know, like she’s had the *ss all along. I’m honestly curious about that. Like do they think we’re stupid?
For all their money and access to stylists they always look terrible. Kim’s sleeves are too long and dress is too long. They don’t dress to enhance their figures at all.
Not to mention the ripples above her ass cause the dress can’t accommodate that ass!
Kim looks really bad. As in – seriously unattractive and highly unfortunate body proportions.
Holy shit talk about a shelf ass!
As I’m reading this “Baby Got Back” is playing on the radio for ‘flashback friday’. How perfect is that?
I thought the same thing, it looks like a damn shelf. All it needs are bookends.
Holy crap. What has Khloe done?
Please tell me that is alll butt pads.
Not that she actually went in and had injections for that ass.
I realize that these girls labor under the illusion that they look like Jennifer Lopez. But the obvious thing is…. Jennifer’s butt is real and hangs correctly. And compliments her whole body. 🙂
These lumpy, off center, fake asses need to stop. And they compliment no one.
Kim’s butt looks almost (I said almost) normal in comparison to Khloe’s.
I thought the same thing! Pretty telling how freakishly huge Khloe’s is. I really don’t understand it, why those women do that to themselves.
Kim’s dress looked pretty from the side, but from the front looks cheap and tacky.
Khloe has been wearing a waist-cincher (like the old whale bone corsets), which squeezes her bones and organs in, then removes it. She has trained her waist to get her butt to look that huge. She hasn’t had any injections in her butt in the last few months that i noticed. I saw a pic of her wearing the waist trainer just last week.
That’s BS. She’s always had a wide flat butt. A waist trainer enhances the hourglass look, it does not make a flat butt protrude 12 inches outward!
I said this on twitter last night–Khloe’s ass looks bigger and more diaperish than KIM’S…what the what!
I’m honestly disturbed by these proportions. Its not remotely attractive. What sort of plastic surgery results in this?
There must be leg lipo happening to give it such a pronounced shelf. Anyone have an idea?
Edited to add: LOL @Virgilia’s diaper comment. It DOES look like she’s wearing a diaper!
Thank god we have finally found a solution for the giant whole in ozone layer. We can just pop her ass in it and voila-no more sunburn for the earth’s population.
Ha. Yep, Khloe’s butt would plug it.
NO NO NO! The biggest hole in the ozone is down near Australia and New Zealand and we DON’T WANT THEM HERE!
Khloe’s ass is ridiculous! It has its own zip code now and chauffeur driven limo.
It looks like they both need a diaper change.
Yup – but they couldn’t lie on their own backs for it…which brings all kinds of bizarre imagery to the table…
That’s a good point, lulu. How do they sleep? I mean, can they even sleep on their backs, especially Khloe? Or are they limited to laying on their sides? And what kind of doctor would be ok to perform this type of procedure? Has no medical person ever sat them down and said, “Enough! You look grotesque!” Sure, they’re narcissistic, vapid, self-absorbed and delusional twits, but those who perform these procedures on them are exploiting them.
How is she so delusional to think that actually looks good? It is a desperate cry for attention after being overshadowed by her sisters for so long. Pathetic.
Looking at that first pic, I can’t understand how she’s standing upright?!!
Physics!! The heels shift your weight forward, and the ginormous a$$ provides counterbalance.
I like the outfits too! Yikes.
These aren’t butts, they are shelves.
Nooooooo! I don’t want that tacky circus of freaks in my beautiful Firenze!!
Oh my god! Me neither!
Did anybody else read Firenze and think centuar?
Here’s my six degrees of Kim K story, when she had that circus of a wedding in Santa Barbara, her stunt marriage, her security blocked off the roads and wouldn’t let local residents in or out. My mother lives there and an elderly friend of hers was trapped in his home for three days because of the Kardashian side show. Her security wouldn’t let the para-transit van get to his house because Kim’s charade of a marriage was so much more important than an actual resident and his needs. On top of that the poor man had helicopters right over his house for the entire time. It was a mob scene in a very quiet neighborhood. She is a selfish person and wherever she marries she will just take a large dump on the place and then hit the road.
That’s terrible and disgusting! I hope your Mom’s friend was okay! Who do these people think they are? It’s insane what they get away with!
I’ve finally come to realize that Kim thinks wearing her sleeves too long like that is chic. Where did she get that idea?? It looks awful and ruins a great outfit (although this is not one).
Agreed, but what she says is that she hates her hands!
Haha I can’t wait to see how all these plastic body parts age……for science!!
Kim’s butt actually looks small next to Khloe’s in that first picture. Khloe’s dress is terrible. Kim’s would look better if it was slightly shorter and if it fit properly. Why do all of her skirts and dresses always bunch up around her hips and tummy? I know she has a tailor. Obviously a crappy tailor.
I see Khloe’s “butt” hasn’t settled yet.
I want to add that there’s nothing wrong with a big butt. Lots of the comments here always body shame women with an ass but I have seen plenty of women (mostly black) with Kim & Khloe’s body shape, except that theirs are real & not purchased.
I REALLY cringe and I’m disgusted that the body shaming is so strong in this site.
I think if her butt was natural there would not be the body shaming comments. But there is no way her rear has gotten that big in such a short time. It wasn’t that big yesterday when she was wearing jeans.
I agree with you in principle, but I think when you dress in public in such a way that screams “look how hot I look in my tight, flesh exposing dress”, people should have the right to disagree publicly.
I don’t think a real big butt looks like this and that is what draws all the attention. It doesn’t look proportional to her and sincerely it looks silly and vain (because we all know she bought it and ask ourselves why).
I also disagree that the body shaming is huge on this site (there is some unfortunately, but certainly smaller than her fake-ass).
I think all of them looked better pre-surgery with their natural looks (and they were pretty good looking people).
Kim was incredibly gorgeous before all this crazy surgery. It makes me sad that someone who was so naturally beautifully would willingly destroy her face and body :(.
I agree LadyRay,
Nothing wrong with a pronounced rear. I have have one and am often told how great it is but
( mocked when younger but my how the times have changed!) these women look ridiculous. Cartoonish. It doesn’t get past me that some rave about Biel, Lopez and even KimK but black women have historically been mocked for shapely behinds, often drawn in caricature . Again, times changed…
Their lives must be so exhausting – full head of extensions, full face of makeup including lashes, super high heels and shapewear all the time. I love dressing up and ‘fixing my face’ but they are nothing but an illusion.
KimK looks frozen, wax-like.
I too agree with you in principle. However, I think it’s because it’s Hollywood; it’s that weird Frankenstein’s Monster of Plastic Surgery that overshadows everything. You know the ass is fake, and you know that no-one get’s a fake ass like that without some major mental cross-wiring. At least I think that’s where many people come from.
nobody is body-shaming. It’s just that they are fake and ridiculous to a certain degree, also like hell any of them would tell the truth about it. Like it suddenly grow overnight.
LadyRay, I don’t think people are body shaming in the way you think. a lot of us love a big, beautiful, REAL butt…but theirs look freakish because they’re NOT natural. and it’s obvious that they’re not. I think it’s Serena Williams that was a subject of a post recently, and she’s got a beautiful butt…but hers is real and because it is, and because it’s in proportion to her body, it looks great.
Is it really body shaming, if that isn’t her REAL body…
Well…it’s in her body. It…the butt implant. Her body envelops it (unless she’s wearing padded knickers all the time).
What I mean is, its not something she was born with and had no control over….she chose to get that thing. So why would that be any different than criticizing something she chose to wear…
No one is shaming a big butt, I would love a bigger butt! They are shaming the fact that these fake butts are cartoonish. I’m sure in their minds they think they look like a real life Jessica Rabbit, in reality it’s like a circus freak show…
I think people see Kim and Khloe’s purchases, and their eyes dont see them as human anymore because the brain registers that they are NOT human body parts. It doesn’t feel like body shaming because they are shaming an inanimate object. Its like shaming a vase or something.
It’s not body-shaming I’ve read on this site. The comments here about the Kardashians fall under the category of fake-shaming.
And it’s all justified and important shaming commentary IMO. Because if no one points out their boob and butt implants, frozen botoxed faces, lip fillers, shallow values and disregard for the sanctity of marriage, those things start to appear normal and even desirable especially to impressionable youth.
I will not stop criticizing Kardashian fakery because I do not want their values and lifestyle to be normalized.
Brava, MinnFinn! We must keep pushing back against the marketing and normalization of hyper-distorted bodies, ultra-vanity, superficiality, and narcissism.
True beauty comes from the inside, anyway.
This, THis, THIS!
I have read some comments on here though, that were kind of body-shaming, like “I love my small ass, her ass is so huge eww”..like I’ve said so many times, when I shade her, it’s due to her clearly fake ass, and the way she parades around like she’s the most perfect, realest, God’s gift to us all (even more so after the Vogue cover)..never on real bountiful bootays 😉
Yes, MinnFinn :-), If we can see that you’re wearing spare parts, cheap, misshapen, obviously fake spare parts, we’re going to throw some shade on the fools’ parade!
Smug is fug, and the Kardashians are a spectacle of ugliness.
How’s this for beauty and positive image?
https://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/taryn-brumfitt-body-image-180640278.html
I absolutely agree with this. We need to stop giving attention to people who butcher their bodies to look like blow-up dolls. It’s a disturbing trend and everyone should speak out against it. Women will continue to be second-class citizens when their worth is measured by how sexy and fake they can look.
Insightful, Finn!
From ancient lead based face powders and Victorian Era Tape Worms to today’s plumping, filling, carving and implanting, women have always been urged to mutilate themselves to embody the upper crust epitome of feminine beauty.
‘Shaming’ the blatantly cartoonish Kardashian ass is actually the modern day equivalent of ‘The Emporer’s New Clothes’ and a paen to superficiality. Many of us are rejecting being sold a bill of goods and are unwilling to emulate their crassly materialistic gold toilet way of life.
I’ve seen comments here body shame women for having broad shoulders, strong jaws, big asses, small asses, tummies that are not concave, etc. ad infinitum.
In this case, though, I think people are being pretty good about saying basically, “big butts are fine, but fake bodies look creepy.”
Body-shaming? Welcome to the Internet. There’s plenty of it here but there is also a healthy and valid criticism of Kim and all she does and represents. Most posters here realize that women come in all shapes and sizes and no one should be bullied or abused because of their looks. This is not a collection of people saying big butts are terrible, this is a collection of people saying Kim and her sister are terrible. Butt implants, lip puffing, selfies, navel-gazing; these people are beyond useless and no one should praise or support their relentless focus on the superficial. Both of these women are pathetic and not for their artificial asses.
+1000
Is Khloe wearing a bustier? It looks bad under the dress. Although she should wear something.
oh, my gosh, they look so trashy! and khloe, man, you have done something wrong when your butt looks so much bigger than Kims! I am tired of so much T&A on display everywhere, even at my work! the petite girls w small boobies wear pants so tight, i’m surprised they don’t split on them. then the girls with big tatas wear low-cut shirts with the top of their breasts showing. wtf? i dont wanna see your stuff. some of the things they wear TO WORK! I wouldnt wear unless I was going to a club.
Doing what wrong?
They can have the wedding in Khloe’s butt ,that butt can accomodate entire Europe
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! I DIED!
My beautiful Florence has survived World War II and other tough stuff, she could handle even the Kardashian fake a#@s parade.
That thing is crazy — does she really think people believe that’s just from squats?!!
you know, i actually thought it was from squats, at first. my hubby got me started doing squats and my butt is so big and round now, it’s amazing. i always had a wide flat butt.. but yeah looking at these pictures, it’s obvious its not from squats. such a shame, i always liked khloe’s body the best, prob cause it’s the most similar to mine. if she woulda just lost weight she would be looking fantastic. but now she looks ridiculous.
Oooh – what kind of squats? With weights, or bodyweight? (I’m trying to squat for butt – it’s gonna take a while me thinks…)
Happyhat, find a 30 day squat challenge, there are a ton online. I’m almost done with it and the change in my a** is amazing. I’ve mixed up the types that I do because you do a lot, some weighted, some prison squat etc.
@Dana – oooh, that’s encouraging. Quite often, I read the only way to extensively build the kind of muscle that makes good butt is with heavy weights. Like, in the squat rack – I’d like to do that but don’t have money to join a gym. But if dumbbells and bodyweight works, that’s cool too.
Has she come out and claimed that is what the growth is from? If she has, she’s an idiot. No way are her legs still that small, and her ass grew that much muscle. That’s just not how that works.
I have to say that Brazilian butt lift thing definitely changes the shape of the caboose if you can stick with the exercises but she’s done much more than that.
Khloe’s butt is unreal. Implants or injections? She lost weight, so it really shows that she got something done, because her butt just gotten bigger.
I think Kim debuted a new “fall” (wiglet).
LOL Pinocchio Butt!! Now everything makes sense…
guess she said, “f it, go big or go home” LOL
SHE will be the next Kim, LOL–there is a silent ass competition going on and Klo is determined.
She has her rapper and now her “butt” and she will take the top attention whore spot.
eye roll*
Kanye must be getting tired of her ass if she’s still advertising the goods. Khloe, Barbie called. She wants her ass back.
Khloe was my favorite of all of them. I don’t know what the hell she’s done to herself. It’s bad to say the least. Loved reading this first thing though. Pinocchio butt killed me.
Khloe is a bad ass
I hope ya’ll appreciate what i did there
we do, LOL!
QQ: LOVE IT!
Hilarious ( along with Pinocchio butt!)
*snort* Oh I do QQ
ha!
We ALWAYS appreciate what you have to say LOL :).
Love it! 😀
Dear lord… that ass looks ridiculous even comparing it to Kim’s! Khloe needs to snap out of her ass of lies.. it’s horrible and tremedous. I don’t believe how a person can think THAT is beautiful and worth getting surgery for.. crazy. And the worst part is that Kim seems like the normal one now, lol.
What are these two advertising for now? One has her boobs hanging out and the other has a butt the size of Texas. Ewww…Kim’s hair looks like it hasn’t been washed in a week or two and her eyes are dead. Yuk.
According to the article Kayne and Kim have told the guests all different info. “No one knows all the details” How lame is that? If I was a invited guest, and I didn’t know exactly where or when the wedding would take place I would be pissed. So they could have it in France or it could be Italy now? Wish that whole group would have their wedding on Mars and leave the human race in peace. It would serve both of them right if their guests
got so fed up with the games they decided not to go
As for Khole’s ass it should have it’s own area code. Why go to such extremes?
I’m guessing that most of the guests are paid to be there, so why should they care. And likely the guests will not be the type to have anything better to do.
I dont agree with bodyshaming per se – i.e for people who are not putting themselves out there as some kind of fashionista/style icon/guru etc but looks/style/fashion are apparently the only thing these people are about so I think they are fair game. I like big butts if they are real and in proportion to a person’s body – these are neither.
I feel like khloe is trying her best to morph into Kim. She keeps looking more and more like her, and she’ll wear a similar outfit to whatever Kim wore the week before. Now the obvious growing of the butt (implants? exercises? butt pads?). She’s dating a rapper and trying her damnedest to turn into Kim.
My coworker is napping (don’t judge) and I was trying so hard not to laugh reading this so I wouldn’t wake him up, but dear god, this was funny. Holy crap. One of my favorite celebitchy articles ever 🙂
The slit skirts look strange on both of them. But Khloe – what in the world?!? Why?!?!? I hope it’s just removable cushions or something, it looks so wrong on her. Especially the picture from the back. Honestly, she’ll have trouble with airline seats if it’s not removable.
With that ass, do they sit 6-7 inches higher in a chair than the rest of us?
Wearing a big giant a$$ like that is just annoying.
But on the other hand it probably really pissed off Kim, so I guess I’m ok with it.
HAHAHAHA
How in the hell do they sit on their mountainous asses? It all seems so time-consuming and uncomfortable they will have to keep it up forever . What will happen if they all had their plastic parts removed. Do u have to replace butt implants every 10 years like breast implants? Do the get a 2 for 1 special? So many questions..:D Lol!
I too have been wondering about the sitting situation. Like, HOW????
What the heck is wrong with these girls? Their obsession with huge butts is perverse.
Also, I’d love to know what they are thinking as they stand there pretending not to be mortal enemies.
That was my first thought as well!!! Kim seems to be giving Khloe a look of disgust/Hatred/Jealousy??
How can you tell? With all the work Kim has had done I don’t think she can move her face or show any emotion
Dayum her ass is like Whaaaa????? It looks nice tho.
When Khloe posted that picture of herself saying she loved her waist trainer I clicked on one of the hashtags and it showed another way to body contour. It’s not for the faint of heart if you want to look on instagram but it shows like thong shorts. shorts with holes on the cheeks and in the videos it shows making your booty look MUCH bigger as the result. I’m hoping she’s just doing that rather than something permanent. I haven’t seen her in a bathing suit so she may just have it under all her clothes.
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. [scoff] She looks like,
one of those rap guys’ girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, ‘kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can’t believe it’s just so round, it’s like,
out there, I mean – gross.
I am blowing you a huge internet kiss right now!
Sweetheart, you read my mind!
there is no way they are full sisters. Tell us Kris…who’s the real dad of Khloe. I’ve met plenty of sisters that are built different but not that different.
I dunno, I have two brothers and one looks just like me and the other looks nothing like me. We have the same parents but we don’t look related. Siblings can look very different from each other and still be full blooded.
So my parents have been together forever but never got married. They finally decided to do it, IN ITALY, and we’ve been planning it for two years. It’s a week after Kimye. Let’s just hope they’re not still there… WHY KIMYE WHY.
nah… italy should be decontaminated by then. and congrats to your parents! 🙂
Aww it’s awesome that you get to help plan your parents’ wedding.
You know something’s wrong when Kim’s butt looks normal in comparison.
It’s Hoss Cartwright and Little Joe. Butt BONANZA!
Oh my god it’s true! I’ve just read it on the newspaper of Florence! They’re getting married at the Forte di Belvedere. Beautiful place goddammit.
They have too much tacky for one European city – they’ve got to spread that love around.
If they ever take a cruise they won’t need life preservers – just hang onto each other’s butts. THeir grotesqueness is slowly turning more of their “fans.” and that will eventually end the Kartrashian horror tale.
If they got married in Italy, they wouldn’t need to get their marriage license in the US prior. There’s some paperwork needed by both consulates, but the marriage laws are much more relaxed in Italy (no residency rules, etc).
Ended up eloping to Italy myself last year over France for those very reasons.
Thanks for the info. I asked this question on the other story. I figured they couldn’t get the marriage license in France and so moved on to somewhere else.
Hubby and I got married in Rome about 10 years ago – the paperwork is much easier, and there’s only a 3 day residency requirement. We used a local coordinator to get us through all the legal hoops. We originally wanted to marry in Paris, but it was a 30 day full-time residency. So, they probably didn’t make the residency requirement. Lucky you, France!
Just curious, is Riccardo Tisci from Florence? Heeheh
I can’t believe I’m saying this, BUTT…Khloe’s ass makes Kim’s ass look normal. I’ve got a big butt and I own that ish. Khloe looks as if she should be placed on ferries for use as a life preserver. Good grief.
ROTFLMAO my skinny A in comparison! So ridiculous.
How do these people sit down…..?
What was Tim Conway’s comment to Carol Burnett’s Mrs. Wiggins character? “Do you know, from the waist down you look like Africa.”
Bravo Jay, I’m still laughing.
Oh so Optimus Prime got some ass shots of her own, huh? She looks a damn fool.
These girls are so confused. They grew up around skinny Beverly Hills white girls but their target audience was always self-hating black men and PMK knew this that’s why they have these huge asses and hips on these skinny legs and super flat stomachs. They’re so confused.
I know Kim’s boobs are fake but they look lush in that outfit. The slit in that dress is awkward though.
Butt wars!
BUTT TOTALLY FAKE LIKE THE REST OF THE KARDASHIANS ….. BIGGER THE BUTT DOESNT ALWAYS MEAN THATS ITS BETTER — WAIT TILL GRAVITY HITS!
she’s pulling a pippa.
Love how they are turning sideways to give us a good view of their fake bottoms. Classy broads.
So classy that they’re proud of their self-mutilation! Pathetic!
Today was the worst. This comment “Each time a Kardashian tells a lie, Khloe’s ass gets bigger. It’s a Pinocchio Butt.”, made me obtain the laugh I have needed all day. THANK YOU.
You truly should consider writing a novel.
I used to think that most people would eventually come to their senses and realize they were “worshiping” a woman who was famous not for any talent she has but for a sex tape…now I see I was wrong. Today, it seems she’s even more famous, in spite of being engaged to a true asswipe. I truly can’t wrap my head around it.
You cannot body-shame a blow-up doll.
Absolutely Repulsive!
And that ^ is an understatement.
Dude her ass is so big she could sit down on a stool while she’s standing.
Her butt is pregnant with another butt.
Don’t these women have mirrors? Khloe looks ridiculous with that fat pack glued to her ass! OMG if they weren’t all jokes before, they just jumped the proverbial ass-shark with this monstrosity. What a nest of idiots.
I wonder if we stick a needle (can be a sewing one) her ass will blow out as a balloon???
I remembered doing that to balloons when I was a kid…
*looking a little bit disturbed and wandering if they lost their brains, or if they ever had ones to start with… *
It seems to me that Kim and Khloe’s butts are a large part (pun intended) of helping them get famous. While they could choose outfits to make their derrieres look less prominent, but figure they have it so why not flaunt it. They don’t seem to mind butt fame. If I had a butt like theirs I’d flaunt it and enjoy any resulting butt fame too.
I’m puzzled as to how they can get into Florence, let alone have a wedding there. Several years ago, when the Jersey Shore morons took over pop culture, they wanted to film a season in Florence, & the city authorities said “Hell no, you won’t!” only in Italian. They told the producers of the show they weren’t welcome. Then they caved, giving them a list of conditions, like “no public drunkenness.” Hahahaha!
They went to Florence, & Snooki immediately plowed into a police car.
Khloe gave Kim the smackdown in this series of photos. Khloe looks GREAT and Kim look pitiful.
Khloe & Kim really deserve to be the butt of all jokes.
Khloe’s ass needs a chair.
So if a Kardashian asks the question “Does this make my butt look big?”, the answer they want to hear is yes?
LOL bravo Susie 1 of 3! Or more like they ask, “Does this outfit make my butt look big ENOUGH?”
Freaky deaky cartoon asses.