I have to discuss Rihanna’s new pink wig. I never thought I’d dislike a hairstyle on her. Or an outfit. RiRi can pull off everything, right? This pink wig and awful floral dress have proven that theory wrong. The good thing is that Rihanna never sticks with one look for too long. She’ll do better soon. Oh, and this week’s issue of Us Weekly says Rihanna dumped Drake because he wanted to get engaged: “She didn’t see him as anything serious.” But they may get back together: “She needs somene she can walk all over — and he’s still so in love with her!”
Now for some weirdness. This is the most random celebrity feud that I can remember. Charlie Sheen is really upset with Rihanna. Because she doesn’t bathe in tiger blood? No, that’s not right. Charlie and his future ex-wife, Brett Rossi, were out to dinner to celebrate Brett’s birthday. They realized Rihanna was at the same restaurant. Brett is a huge Rihanna fan, so Charlie called out to her team for an introduction. Rihanna declined the invitation. Some sources says RiRi didn’t want to deal with the paps. Others say Rihanna doesn’t care for #winning.
Charlie got very upset and penned an awful, Rosie O’Donnell-styled Twitter poem in response. You can read the whole thing here. It’s so dumb. He ranted, “Sorry we’re not KOOL (enough to warrant a blessing from the Princess. (or in this case the Village idiot)…” and “See ya on the way down, (we always do) and actually, it was a pleasure NOT meeting you.” All because Rihanna didn’t want to hang out with a crackhead and a pr0n star.
Rihanna didn’t even notice Charlie’s rant until someone told her about it. Her reaction was pretty perfect. It wasn’t cool when Rihanna mocked a fan last week on Twitter, but Charlie deserves a flippant set of half-responses. Look at RiRi’s new header image and response tweets:
Charlie couldn’t sit back and let himself be dismissed. He wrote yet another poem to Rihanna. He didn’t tweet this one but speed-dialed TMZ to deliver the message. He insulted Rihanna’s grammar and tried to sound like Shakespeare. He also said, “Firstly I want to thank you for recognizing me as Royalty. I’m flattered. And secondly; do the good Queen a favor and go tend to the dungeon in my Castle.” No response yet from Rihanna. She’s not listening anymore.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet & WENN
Neither of these two have filters or know how to back down,they each met their match.
I hope ri doesn’t respond and lets it die. Its funny for now but will be so so stupid if it carries on.
How often does Rihanna care to engage or respond? Usually just when it involves the new girlfriend or ex-girlfriend of a boyfriend, right? Charlie was barely on her radar. She doesn’t care.
Rihanna did respond. She posted the new header after Charlie’s TMZ rant, she also tweeted a meme after that.
I actually like her even more for declining to see this scumbag and his girlfriend, if I were in her position, I would’ve declined as well. #teamRiri
I couldn’t even get through that whole write-up by Sheen–just the first few paragraphs made me stabby.
This guy must have the smallest d*ck on the planet.
I mean, he makes Alec Baldwin look undefensive.
Not a fan of Rihana (don’t hate her either) but she wins this one by default.
I detest Charlie but how everybody is claiming she won this one is bizarre. One, she called him an old Queen. Did all y’all Rihanna fans miss that part? An old queen. Now if I have to explain to anyone in this day and age why that is problematic then the world is alot more bigoted than I ever imagined. Old is not an insult, we all age. And as for queen, how do you even defend that????
Honestly, Charlie won this one. And he wins it by default only. Atleast he didnt resort to bigotry in that silly little rant of his.
Didn’t Baldwin call someone a Queen as an insult and everybody instantly started yelling at him? Why is this different?
Charlie Sheen doesn’t get a meet and greet for his latest piece with Rihanna, so he goes off on a psycho misogynistic rant and you think he wins? Puh-leeze.
If anything the term is offensive to old queens, who are amazing and should never be compared to the scum that is Sheen.
Did I miss some memo where it became acceptable to call a man, gay or straight, “a queen”. I know some gay men use it but you know what, that is their prerogative. They get to reclaim this emasculating language that has been thrust hatefully at them. You dont. Neither does Rihanna. Disgusting.
I love how that’s what you got out of this whole debacle. Just gloss over the part where a misogynistic ahole insults and berates a women because she didn’t sign an autograph for his side-piece. LOL
No one’s biting with this claim of gay bashing. The odd person here or there has been trying and failing to get a fire going on this. Not even the misogynistic buffoon took it that way.
@Chem,
He called her a princess. So if she’s a princess for not wanting to get up and walk over to meet his newest skank, then he’s an old queen. He can also be called an old queen for making such a fuss about something as trivial as this, all while saying he’s ABOVE it. If he’s ABOVE it, then he wouldn’t have commented on social media.
Not a fan of RiRi (I really like her music), but Charlie loses this fight. If his skank wanted to meet her so badly, she should have gone to RiRi. She doesn’t get celebrity points just because she’s boning a has-been. Jeez.
The good thing is that in a few months, after she’s bled him dry, he’ll turn on her, just as he’s turned on Denise.
I wish they’d both go away.
Me too. They’re both horrible.
Yep.
That picture of Charlie sheen as an old lady is cracking me up!!!
Honestly I can’t blame Rihanna.. I wouldn’t want to meet him and his pronstar gf.
He obviously still feel like he’s some sort of Hollywood megastar. Is he stuck in his brother’s ‘brat pack’s? It’s time to grow up, everybody else has!!!
I doubt either one well let this go. He can’t help himself to keep attacking and she won’t be able to help herself to respond. I would like to think one could take the high road buuuuuut I really don’t see that. Hope one of them proves me wrong.
Lame comeback from Ri but good for her for not meeting Scottine Sheen. I have not forgiven Ri for that prom girl/wutang clan putdown.
I didn’t understand anything she said.
LOL
i know…i had to read about this on several gossip sites to decipher the messages.
guess i’m not as KOOL as riri
I’m staring at my computer monitor, silently mouthing “Goooooorrrrrrrlllllllll?”
Still not making sense…
And if I were her, I wouldn’t want to meet him either.
@happy,
Its like gurl, but with more ‘ooo’. Funny as hell too.
I wouldn’t go and pay homage to him or his nasty porn tramp.
He claims he is so fan friendly. HA! There are plenty stories about him being rude to fans over the years so he has no room to talk.
On the other hand, where is the outrage at Rhianna for using “Queen” in a derogatory fashion?
Oh and that “Scottine” name is the dumbest name ever. Her parents must be real wizards.
Ri, never pet a mad dog. Let Sheen rave on. Most people know he’s batsh.t crazy.
I read a lengthier version where Charlie went on and on about how much he doesn’t care about her, didn’t want to meet her anyway, he couldn’t care less she declined, blah blah. Because nothing says “I don’t care” like ranting and raving for days, right?
ha yeah, it totally shows you don’t care.
LOL Exactly! God, he SUCKS. SO. BAD.
Exactly! If he wasn’t all butt hurt about it, he wouldn’t go on and on. Dude needs to sit down!
Fan is a fan….
Charlie still thinks he is some kind of important Hollywood mover and shaker and his GF bought into that. He looks incredibly pathetic for airing this rejection first and then having a hissy fit about it. No one would have ever known he was turned down, but he alerted the internet that he’s a loser with a bruised ego. Rhianna didn’t owe him an invitation into her private time/space. But she should ignore him. It’s unbelievably childish.
Trash. Both of em.
I wouldn’t have a problem meeting a pornstar. Being in porn does not make you a bad or dangerous person.
Sheen, on the other hand… Being a woman-abusing, child-neglecting, drug and alcohol crazed rage-monster DOES make you a bad and dangerous person!
Team RiRi on this one.
Ditto – I don’t care about the pornstar status. I’d care if she were a humongous douche. He’s an abomination, so defo run the other way!
Lol, did you guys see Rihanna’s meme about this?http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/05/22/article-0-1E1F331B00000578-746_634x637.jpg
Lol I love her
Well good for her. I like it.
I love it too! But doesn’t it make it seem like she’s putting more thought into this than it’s worth? Responding that you aren’t going to respond is still a response. 🙂
“About to go off” is not just to respond. It’s about saying or doing something outrageous that you might later regret. 🙂
Nope. She’s saying that if she were to let loose, he’d be sorry. I’ve seen her go off on people and it isn’t pretty. Its funny as hell*, but its not pretty. Charlie is not going to win this one. Not when he has to write poetry to get his point across. She basically said the same thing he did, but more succinctly. RiRi for the win.
*not her take down on that 16 year old girl. that was bad RiRi.
I bet RiRi would look good in a pink wig if it was the right shade of pink!
That dress – takes me back to the 90s – but it’s the black sneakers that kill it for me.
I wish CS was as clever as drugs make him think he is………..
I think a pink wig is incredibly hard to pull off without looking like a human Easter egg. And totally agree with the 90’s vibe she’s giving here. Some fashions should never come back, and though I did the floral dress/platform sneaker thing back then, this particular trend should have stayed dead! 😉
I read his rant in full on another site. Hilarious! He said he wouldn’t be able to pick her out of a lineup but went on to quote one of her songs and complain about. How talentless he feels she is. Poor Charlie’s feelings are soooo hurt. But like he says, he couldn’t care less *wink*
There are very few celebs I hate as much as I hate Sheen.
This man is the definition of a misogynist.
Notice how he can’t even make a complaint about a woman’s behavior without bringing her appearance into it? Such a douchenozzle.
Kitten – he’s just awful. I have no respect for that pig. Did you read his TMZ rant about how she should go to his dungeon? Nasty man.
For what it’s worth, before Rihanna tweeted about this, she was talking to a fan in private message, she told the fan that no one approached her about meeting or taking a pic, according to her she had no idea Charlie was even there. The fan posted a screencap of the conversation.
Perhaps her people never passed on the request?
Grrrrr….I can’t read any more of it. I’m dead-serious that I get rage-y.
He is such a waste of human matter.
What a sh*tstain this dude is.
I would believe that happened–but even if she DID know, she has ZERO obligation to meet Sheen’s sidepiece and I don’t blame her ONE BIT for staying away from The Human Herpes. This man is like a bad rash that festers and pusses over, piece of filthy trash that I wouldn’t even wipe my ass with…ok I’ll stop now.
Tell me how you really feel, kitten. HA!
You’re right, Rihanna has no obligation to meet Charlie or his piece.
My theory is that he’s really just pissed because someone (doesn’t matter who) dared to snub him. In his mind (and he probably convinced his porn star) he is a big deal and the world must bow to him.
He actually think it’s outrageous that he was refused. The ego on this creep.
I really think that your words are too harsh in regard to herpes and the comparison.
LOL, Kiddo..At least I got a Herpes shout-out in there for us.
Team Rih.
Who is Charlie Sheen now? An embarrassing Hollywood cautionary tale? A misogynist pig? His big shot days are long over, though he doesn’t seem to realize it. I’m not really a fan of Rihanna these days, but summoning her to his table was absurd. She’s one of the biggest pop stars in the world, I doubt anyone can summon her anywhere.
She should ignore him…nothing would set him off more than indifference. His meltdowns are epic.
Yep. That sums it up.
Good for you rihanna!
Cs is a scumbag – hes obviously ragin cos shes not bothering her arse with him. Th less she says th more annoyed he will get so id do nothing. The guy is a total p**ck.
Wow, I never thought I’d be “Team Rihanna” for any reason but that Twitter background is pretty darn funny. And good for her for choosing to not associate with him just “because” he’s a celebrity. If I were a celebrity, I would have the hardest time not being all “ewwww” anytime some d-list turd assumed I was obligated to smile and pose with them.
LOVE her for that dismissive ass shit… also: LOVE THIS WIG SO MUCH MY GOD, Her Face with that cut and the lips she’s been doing matching that pink From the wig *swoonington*
Also: I Need her to get it together and get back with Drake… that boy’s Last Cd was a damned Pressed and pensive hood love letter to Riri
It’s hard to figure out when exactly Sheen lost the public, after his temporary big popularity a while back.
People just started to see what he really was.
She really nailed him here.
I can understand why Riri would decline, but she has much in common with Charlie’s wife. In fact, she has much in common with his type of women.
Remember #PromBat? Charlie is crazy/wrong, but this chic had it coming. If you can dish it, better be able to take it.