Sorry the links are late and we were kind of unproductive today. I’m wicked sick plus I spent most of the morning working on the new site design. A while ago I mentioned that we’re moving to a new platform and it’s all gone slower than I hoped but should be available within about two weeks.

– Tobey Maguire smacks a camera out of a fan’s hand [The Blemish]
– Tobey Maguire has a posse of ten, including a personal chef [CelebSlam]
– Dora The Explorer takes a call from Alec Baldwin [Jossip]
– Lindsay Lohan’s cleavage starts the weekend out right [Egotastic]
– How did Jessica Alba get voted FHM’s sexiest woman of 2007? [Bastardly]
– People Photoshops out the US Weekly signs in the background behind Lindsay Lohan [Gawker]
– World’s 2nd fastest condom [The Grumpiest]
– The Beckams found a house in LA [A Socialite’s Life]
– Ryan Phillippe looks like a tool [PopSugar]
– Jenna Elfman says TomKat is happily brainwashed [Mollygood]
– Is Britney Spears coming out with a tell-all book? [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Did Britney Spears get cupped? [popbytes]
– Idol Gives Back took in 60 million for charity [Evil Beet]
– The kid from Jerry McGuire is kind of doofy looking [Agent Bedhead]
– Marilyn Manson and his Holita [CelebNewsWire]
– Virgie Arthur got denied in her last-minute appeal to stop Larry Birkhead from taking Dannielynn home [CelebWarship]
– Paris Hilton tries to hide her wonky eye under her bangs [DListed]
– New Paris Hilton autopsy sculpture warns teens of the dangers of drunk driving, looks realistic apart from the pre-surgery boobs [Derek Hail]
– Brooke Hogan performing half naked (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Jake & Maggie Gyllenhaal take Ramona for a walk [ICYDK]
– Skinny celebrity butts [CityRag]
– Next starring Nicolas Cage and Jessica Biel is a crappy film that will leave you feeling manipulated and ripped off (spoilers) [Pajiba]
– Colin Farrell and his new girlfriend [Gabsmash]
– How to tell if a guy is interested in you at the gym (may offend) [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]