Justin Bieber gets two years’ probation & anger management classes. [Evil Beet]
Matthew McConaughey is a sure thing. [Starcasm]
Blind item! Which A-lister is banging her makeup artist? [CDAN]
Harper Beckham is already 3 years old! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
NSFW pics of Michael Phelps from ESPN Mag. [OMG Blog]
Helen Mirren & Oprah chat about life & love. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Ashley Greene got pap’d in flats. [Celebslam]
Un-autotuned Britney Spears track leaks. My God. [PopBytes]
Tori Spelling & Dean are staying together for the kids. [Bitten & Bound]
Adult sleepovers at the Museum of Natural History. [The Frisky]
African-American ladies are doing really well in school these days. [Bossip]
Poppy Montgomery is knocked up again. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Tori Spelling & Jennie Garth are still mean-girling Shannen Doherty. [Life & Style]
Nooo That means he has to stay in the USA!
Looking at that picture your govt could still charge him with “Attempted Moustache”
ahahahahha, I am actually genuinely laughing.
Where I come from, that’s called a dirtstache. Obviously he’s a bratty, entitled little punk, but a dirtstache? Seriously? Ugh. I’m not entirely sure why I expected more from someone who wears his pants around his ankles.
So funny! And that ‘stache is the grossest thing I have seen in a long time. No way in the world I would let that thing near me.
Looks like someone gave him a “dirty sanchez”.
In his case it’s more of a “douchestache” than a “dirtstache” although both apply.
Thank god, Canada doesn’t want him back.
I wonder if Selena Gomez got a boob job, and I’m not sure why I’m obsessed on this!
I bet this blind item is about her:
http://blindgossip.com/?p=63829
He looks like he needs to tinkle in that last pic.
That’s all I’ve got.
JFC I can grow a better mustache than that.
Why did people imagine Britney was going to sound any different though?
This all day every day .
Ahahahaha, I love it. For years, people have looked at me like I’m crazy for my utter disbelief that they actually like her, um “singing”. Even compared to the other iffy “singers” (Rihanna, Katy Perry), Britney has always been the worst of the worst.
That’s not true. She had a really great voice years ago. Just watch the video in which she sings being 12 years old or something. She was amazing.
Yeah, it was about what I expected. Maybe even a little worse. What’s the point of even having her sing anymore?
Once they autotune her though i think it will be a kinda catchy guilty pleasure song for me 😉
She knows it, too. Once, after SP was born, she said she was practicing singing to him and realized she actually could sing a little bit. She is well aware she has a career for reasons that have nothing to do with her singing.
I’ve seen that video of her of Star Search or whatever from when she was little, or maybe it was something from the Mickey Mouse club. She wasn’t bad. She just never got better…. Maybe she even got worse.
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Because ages ago she did sound different. Around the time of her addictions and bad company was when the greater need to rely on producttion and editting emerged.
Maybe once she went through all that she stopped taking lessons/practicing regularly or something.
I disagree. She has always heavily relied on autotune and “back-up” singers dominating the mix of her songs. For example, she probably didn’t sing the hook on Toxic. Not that it was autotuned, but that it wasn’t her voice at all.
I only remember this well because I saw her in person (during my highschool days our district won some contest). A few acoustic instruments and it could be classified as an “unplugged” event I suppose. She sang classics with a few of her easily converted to acoustic songs from the time. And while her voice wasn’t perfection, but it was pretty amazing. No where near this audio!
I heard her voice work and workouts were also very intense back then. Voice work for hours a day then full voice rest with intense workouts. And to not glorify a memory I had to cross check with a high school friend that also saw this. She could sing without assistance.
I do believe she has had autotune for years and years now.
I agree 100%
I posted the link to this on my FB yesterday because, despite being in our mid-late 30’s now I have friends who really think that Britney is a good singer! I had to put it out there. Now she is (or is that was) a great entertainer and dancer but really that’s all I can give her. Girl can’t sing. She used to be able to hold a tune in a bucket but now she can’t even do that.
Thanks for not deporting him
Love,
Canada
+1 eh
Lol
+1000
This is all your fault to begin with Canada! I’m going shopping for a new hat….
Hey he was a sweet innocent boy before Hollywood got to him lol you can’t blame Canada.
Agreed!
It’s not going to stop us from trying again…. He’ll screw up big enough eventually! *shakes fist from across the boarder*
Yeah he’ll probably end up breaking his probation somehow. Most probation orders prohibit the use of alcohol (which he shouldn’t be drinking since he isn’t 21 anyways) plus the use of any illegal substances (which we know he has a bad habit of). We’ll see.
Hahaha!!!
Totally 🙂
A genuine thank you from this Canadian girl!
FYI, he was a little s*** when he was dirt poor white trash living (literally) on the wrong side of the tracks in Stratford Ontari-ari-ario
My Cousin coached his peewee hockey team and said he was the biggest a-hole kid he’d ever had to coach
There’s always Europe.
Shut up! I’m afraid Europe’s teens would welcome him with open arms! 😉
Why do we as a society allow Justin Bieber?
Trying to answer that question will lead you down the wormhole of celebrity debauchery. Don’t even go there. 😉
True hahahaha.
He needs a spanking….but he’d like it….
Way to go, LA County justice system! You really showed him… He’s such an entitled brat. And I’m really surprised that Kaiser didn’t cover Selena Gomez’s alleged boob job/cry for Beiber’s attention. Ugh.
I actually think probation will be a HORRIBLE thing for him. Like Lohan, it will be two years of having to be entirely lawful, which is something he can’t do.
Finnally some sort of punishment? Doubt it’ll work, but it’s better than nothing..
Can someone please stop me from stupidly hitting play on ‘unedited tracks’? That was… brutal. And now my poor Pandora is hiding in her fabric cave under my serger and she won’t come out for all the treats I keep rattling for her. The cat is traumatized – and so am I. I knew she wasn’t a great singer, her real ‘talent’ always was her performance ability (less these days, but to be fair, my knees are shot now that I’ve left my 20’s behind, and I did the merest fraction of damage to my body she must have done to hers from decades of dance and touring. But in the day, she could/did dance & put on a great show) and team of song writers attached to her, far less her vocals. But still. That was just… gah.
Why can’t we make criminals listen to that shit while watching slide shows of Biebs? Oh, wait..that “cruel and unsual punishment” thing…
Why can’t we make criminals listen to that shit while watching slide shows of Biebs? Oh, wait..that “cruel and unsual punishment” thing…
@ Jenna – true her dancing was good back in the day but she still wasn’t the best dancer…she was very “robotic” and over-rehearsed at times. Now a days, she’s lost all her passion for dancing…it’s due to early burn out. Even so, even the best dancers in the world don’t earn what she does. It amazes me she was able to make millions based on such a horrible singing voice. She didn’t sound that bad on Star Search (I presume she sang live). I don’t know, I guess sex appeal really really really sells.
Word, you must be a dancer yourself? I totally agree with you that she was never the best dancer. I think to people who don’t dance, she might have looked like she has skills, but it seems people with a dance background recognize that she wasn’t all that in the dance department. She was always doing a routine that was 40% as hard as her backup dancers (even while lipsyncing), and she tended to be behind the beat a lot as well.
@ Tiffany 🙂
Thanks for the compliment but I’m not a professional dancer. I do have a keen eye though. I’m a natural observer !
Lol it sounds like karaoke somebody posted on youtube :S
I seriously doubt that Bieber will be able to stay out of trouble for the next two years. He also has unresolved legal issues in Florida.
Yup- he got a slap on the wrist, but he surely will break his probation.
IDK
LiLo and Chris Brown broke their probations loads of times and nothing came of it.
A few more years his entire fanbase will have moved on with no new set to replace them. Money will vanish. Right now it’s jsut a waiting game.
eventually CB ended up in jail for violating his probation. Maybe we’ll get lucky again.
msw
But Brown really had to push the limits and practically spit on a judge to get behind bars. Not literally though.
He got away with endless violations of his community service, gang associations, destroying private and public property, and the list goes on.
Beiber is Chris Brown lite.
He’s a wanna be that acts like a brat. He makes noise, smokes too much, drinks under age, etc…
Ugh, he might actually take offence to this if someone said it to his face, but he’s too wimpy to be sentenced to any real time. Didn’t he cry last time he was booked? Brat needs a time out and for his mother to have full control over his assets again.
Yeah that probation is pretty much the worst thing that could’ve ever happened to him. He will be stuck in a cycle now like all of them are.
Right – I think of Chris Brown and Lindsay Lohan, who have probably suffered (righteously or not) from more punishment and legal problems over the years from initial probation than they would have from a harsher initial punishment for their original crime.
Why did Rodney Dangerfield Jr go to prison and the Lilos, Chris Browns and Beibs get away w/ incomplete probations?
Oh lol… but the stars… I knew she wasn’t any good, but, this is … whatever..
Is it sad I’m jealous of a three year old? Harper Beckham is so precious and get family is so gorgeous.
I had no clue her Godmother was Eva Longoria.
That sounds about right as far as punishment for misdemeanor vandalism. Yeah, he’s a douche and he’s got other legal issues, but egging your neighbors house probably shouldn’t result in jail time.
I think everyone was for deportation. Really, haven’t we suffered enough with this adolescent douchebag?
Americans gave the world the Kardashians, Justin is pay back. Just be happy we didn’t send a whole family…we only sent one kid.
Everyone?? Don’t assume the rest of the U.S.A. does not have more pressing concerns than what the latest trouble Justin Bieber is getting into.. Things like unemployment, health care access, the environment, etc, etc. You know things like that.. OH right!! I keep forgetting there are plenty of people like you who only care about celebrity gossip and couldn’t care less about the serious important problems Americans face on a daily basis!! Get a life and do something with it instead of obsessing about Justin Bieber 24/7 …. By the way.. The White House said NO and treated that deportation petition with the utmost contempt it truly deserved!!
I’m happy the Bieber Baby has to pay his former neighbor $80K. I hope it stings. And I hope some man accepts the invitation he’s always sending out with his underpants out.,
Britney – why doesn’t her Dad let her retire? Sometime recently he went to court and got his “salary” upped to something in the neighborhood of $17K per month. Is he that greedy? Does he think keeping her working all the time keeps her from losing her mind again? I feel sorry for her at this point.
Ruyana
Yes! He is that greedy.
Quick Brit back story. Her father resented her. He had alcohol addiction issues and couldn’t keep a job. She was the bread winner for her whole family. Papa Spears did not like this, but grew comfortable in the money his daughter brought in.
Now when she is diagnosed with bipolar and a few other issues wouldn’t it be best for her to just retire? She still has loads of money coming in from just her fragrances alone. Millions per year.
Thing is it’s like Jessica Simpson in a way. Simpson could retire and live on her wealth for her lifetime, but her working keeps other employed. Same with Brit. Her father would lose her income and be stuck with what he gets from controlling her wealth. Should he spend too much on himself he could be taken to court to explain his spending.
Brit would beneift (imo) to be out of the spotlight. And how is it argued successfully that an adult woman that shouldn’t be in control of her own money and mental/physical health should be paraded around a Vegas show?
Side comment.. Hearing her sing makes me feel pretty great about my singing voice:) Give me a record deal!
But I would consider Jessica to be retired. When was the last time she put out a song or was in a movie? Her clothing/shoe company is run by other people. She literally has to do nothing and rakes in millions.
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Macy and WW commercials off the top of my head. And her shoe line is something she’s involved in. They don’t just use her name. She has a personal staff that assits her with day to day operations. Nothing stressful, but meetings, information, etc…
And yes, WW could (and has) hired retired people. Jessica taking the contract with them brought paychecks to those involved with her getting her bottom to the gym and hiding the fried oreos.
Her IMDB page isn’t too up to date, but…
2008 was the last year it notes her doing anything acting-wise.
2010 she had that show with her hot mess bff called “The Price Of Beauty”. Cancelled that fast.
And I do agree. She has money coming in without lifting a finger. Still, there are those around her that she has on staff. If she only keeps them because they help her when she does work, we’ll you get what i’m saying.
Oh really? I honestly thought her mom was the brains behind Jessica’s business and did most of the decision making? With regards to the Entertainment business, she is essentially retired though.
Who do you guys think the blind item is about? I thought maybe Halle Barry but is she really B list?
I am convinced with the culture of “celebrity justice ” that Justin Bieber has nothing to lose and everything to win whatever he does. He has his friends, his mom and dad, his Jesus if you know what I mean, countless screaming girls who love him no matter what he does, a quickly growing Twitter followship, and an open relationship with Selena Gomez of whom has sold her relationship with her friends, her parents, her sobriety, and her reputation with her fans for Justin Bieber with the supermodels and other hot women he’s doing on the side. He is for the lack of a better term “invincible” in the eyes of the law and his fans.
I’m going to disagree, I think he is on a rapid and steady decline. His fan base is growing up or leaving in droves, and between that and his canceled/late concerts, his income has to be way down. Didn’t he have some movie that tanked a little while ago? And once the money is gone, the “friends” will go, and whatever relationship he has with his parents will be changed too.
This is not a guy with a bright future ahead of him. The law might not deal with him properly, but life will.
It sounds to me like Britney has forgotten how to ‘sing’. She was never a singer.. but a good performer with flawless dancing choreographies.
Honestly that voice is bad.. but i thought her singing voice was much much worse.. Can’t wait to hear it after the post production ehehe
That song is the first track on her last album I pulled it up today. Pretty different.
What’s up with the old news recently? Did anyone think Britney could actually sing? She’s said in interviews herself her voice isn’t that good, 10 years ago. Nobody pays to listen to her real voice in concerts, we all go for the catchy tunes and dancing. Though I’ll give you that she hasn’t even given us that since her Blackout days. But that’s another story.
On Matthew – I think both Kevin and Bryan are more worthy, but I wouldn’t be half mad if he won. He’s fantastic. I’m really enjoying the McCoughnaisance. I hope Cameron Diaz would do the same thing, she’s proven to be a good drama actress, I think.
Putting Justin Bieber in an anger-management class seems really counter-productive. It seems to me if you have anger management issues, being around Bieber for hours a day is the *last* thing you should be doing.