Kate Moss went out to celebrate her Topshop coup last night, and came back home with a mysterious white powder on her jeans.

Oh no, here we go again…

Here’s what The Daily Mail says about it:

Moss, who this week is celebrating the runaway success of her new Topshop range, had been dining with friends at China Tang restaurant in London’s Dorchester hotel.

But what she got up to in the two-and-a-half hours between leaving Park Lane and arriving at her north London home remains a mystery.

Wearing her trademark waistcoat and skinny black jeans, she climbed into the car looking calm and serious.

By the time she got out, without the waistcoat, she seemed a little the worse for wear.

After the scandal two years ago, when a photograph allegedly showed Moss snorting cocaine, you might think she would have been extra careful with the paparazzi about.

But she did not notice the powder on her jeans, which could be misconstrued.

OK, let’s try to give Kate the benefit of the doubt. The white powder could be laundry detergent. Or powdered sugar. Or Pete Doherty’s heroin. It doesn’t mean that Kate herself has falled off the wagon again…

Who am I kidding, this woman doesn’t give a rat’s ass anymore about her partying — all that happened last time when she got caught snorting up was increase her earning potential. Let’s just turn a blind eye to it again, because it’s not like anyone is going to do anything about it except give her another contract.