The last I heard, Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow were vacationing together in the Hamptons with their children. Their annual Hamptons vacation (they usually spend August in the Hamptons as a family) seemed like cross-promotion for Gwyneth’s Goop-letter last week, which was basically a lazy list of all of the Hamptons places Gwyneth frequents. There have been steady reports that Goop and Chris have “consciously re-coupled” though, as Alexa Chung seems to not be interested in Chris anymore and Chris came back to Gwyneth… sort of. But what about Gwyneth? Many think that she was fooling around on Chris, but she just kept her game a little bit tighter. But maybe she doesn’t even want to be officially back with Chris? Maybe she has a young boy-toy…?
Gwyneth Paltrow was seen on a date with a “hot young guy” with dirty blond hair at Narcissa in the Standard East Village Tuesday.
“He had curly, shaggy hair and looked like he was in his 30s,” says our witness. “I think they may have been holding hands.”
Paltrow and Chris Martin “consciously uncoupled” in March but have remained friendly.
Page Six spies saw them “operating like a couple” last week in the Hamptons with their kids. Reps for Narcissa and Paltrow didn’t comment.
Such a cliché, Goop. So peasanty. Of course the 41-year-old would-be divorcee would end up with some pretty hipster in the East Village. What are you, a Real Housewife? I really expected her to aim higher than some random pretty boy. It’s just so middle class. So gauche.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News and Fame/Flynet.
So, their marriage is pretty much the same as ever, right?
I want it to be true but that fits her brothes description and he lives in the East Village if I m not wrong.
YEs! It’s totally same as ever. I knew they were not getting divorced. This was a shift Huvane move for them to try to mitigate the fact that they were going to be uncovered as cheaters. Plus they were able to promote his new album and her snob site and Glee appearance through it. Selling crap amongst the story of a “concious uncoupling”. GROSS. It’s inane that this whole drama of smoke and mirrors has developed, when technically they never said “divorce.”i don’t know why no one ever picked that up. They use lawyer-speak or doublespeak for how they are defining their marriage, announce it publicly and sell things bc of it. They’re both gross and they both are low class, I don’t care how sanctimonious and holier-than-thou they try to come off, they’re both shit and it makes me sick bc she still wins. UGH.
Not in that outfit, she wasn’t.
lol
Hahaha, excellent point. Man repeller getup for sure.
Ha!
The jacket is awesome though.
You speak no lie. 😀
My god is that a fugly outfit.
Meh, her outfit doesn’t matter – it’s the bank balance that counts!!
go get your goop on!
Was it her brother?
Well, after all, she does have the butt of a 21 year old stripper so OF COURSE she’s going to have a young, hot new thing to take her mind off that hamburger-eating loser.
…or so she thinks, right?
Ugh.
Her hair is so yellow. Is that natural or something else.
That was my first thought as well. I can’t even call it blond – it is straight up yellow.
And that outfit. Wow. And not the good ‘wow.’
I can’t get past that awful yellow hair. This woman is filthy rich , how did she end up with this bad color?
It’s a northeast coast thing. Straw hair, wrinkly tan.
Hmmm. I live on the Northeast coast and I can confidently say that wrinkly tan and straw hair is most definitely not a “thing” out here.
@K I also live on the Northeast coast and no it isn’t. That’s not a thing anywhere.
if by northeast you mean the upper east side, then maybe. and toss in the over thin, soul cycle body too
That hair colour is the reason I came here to post. Yikes!
When? why? how?
That is not a terribly attractive outfit IMO.
I don’t think she expected to get papp’d. There is a distinct absence of biga$$ handbag endorsement.
Man, what did she do to her hairdresser to piss her off? That is some busted hair.
(I am not even going to get into those gaucho pants)
I. DON’T.UNDERSTAND. THE.OUTFIT.
@eliza–HAHA. Me either! and please someone dye her hair a real blonde..not YELLOW
If the trousers were different it would look really good.
Darlings, Goop doesn’t have yellow hair, it’s GOLD. You know nothing, peasants!
I used to live just around the corner from there–this makes miss the old East Village.
LOL……………..the comments here are great.
Kaiser, you should have shown the photos of her getting on her Vespa. She was wearing a loose white top but clearly Ms. Goop has put on some pounds in the abdomen area.
I noticed that too> Drinking? She can’t possibly be pregnant?
flood pants!
but the article’s choice of words is very odd… one half of a previous ‘conscious uncoupler’ ‘operating like a couple’ with ‘a hot young guy’…
it’s like trying to squeeze romance out of a Winnebago owner’s manual.
it’s like trying to squeeze romance out of a Winnebago owner’s manual.
Hahahaha. This comment is gold.
All we have to do is find out which man walked into an ER in the city with a frost-bitten hand.
that outfit is horrid, with those janky gauchos, LOL!!
Gauchos and booties are a no-no. Is she trying to make those horrid gauchos “a thing” again? That hair is a late night bathroom job if I ever saw one.
she BRAGS about her triple processed hair and has always been glad to tell the world what a natural beauty she is.
a cheap wig would look more natural and definitely healthier.
that outfit looks like a try hard Gwen Stefani outfit that Gwynn cannot pull off.
“Reps for Narcissa and Paltrow didn’t comment” – umm, what?
Didn’t her uncoupled husband write a song about her hair? (Yellow.)
Has the saturation on these photos been pumped way up for some reason? They look like a colorized movie.