Bill Murray really enjoyed the Alamooney wedding. [Buzzfeed]
I really love the photo George Clooney & Amal gave to guests. [LaineyGossip]
Last night’s couch gag on The Simpsons was one for the record books. [The Blemish]
This poor puppy just wants to come inside! [Dlisted]
Memories: George Clooney’s previous romantic partners. [Pajiba]
Jacqueline Laurita was on Watch What Happens Live. [Reality Tea]
David Gandy is giving away kisses!! [A Socialite Life]
Amal Alamuddin’s mullet dress was Giambattista Valli. [Go Fug Yourself]
Megan Fox’s baby is beautiful. [Popoholic]
Kelly Clarkson’s baby is already glam. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Robert Downey Jr. penned a tribute to his mom. [Wonderwall]
Parody of Keeping Up with the Kardashians: hilarious. [OMG Blog]
I really like Kelly Brook’s sweater in these pics. [Moe Jackson]
Paris Hilton ran up a $230K bar tab. [ICYDK]
Bill Murray brings the fun.
ITA. Like you could be having a root canal, and if Bill Murray is there with you, FUN!
I love Bill. He’s totally biologically active.
Biologically active? You mean like yogurt? Does Jamie Lee Curtis know about this?
Yeah, he’s like…fermenting with life and stuff. Not sure about Jamie, but I bet Sigourney knows. 😉
fermenting with life! LMAO!
He’s like a craft brew.
With a side of spicy kimchi!
For the record, I stole that term from @Mitch Buchanan Rocks on the John Cusack thread. It’s my new favorite term and I plan on using it until you all need antibiotics. 😉
I’d get there early and change the seating assignments to be at Murray’s table.
cirrhosis of the liver. He looks like he has partied for years. Sure he brings the fun. A 40 something and 20 something girlfriend on his arm… YUCK!
Huh. What I see is a 64 something, riding in a boat with two women.
@denisemich, So you have a big crush.
Lol Kiddo. I think what she might be implying, is that her feelings towards him are amazingly complex.
@mimf, I think you’re right. :P. Next thing we’ll be hearing about quivering white thighs, or something.
God I can’t even look at GoodNames today. Last I heard, she was ignoring me hard whilst overseeing her new Kooperstain Kollection.
She’s busy building the atomic potato bomb. Even though you were once allies, I’d be scared if I were you, but also impressed, by her commenting.
Are you no lying again?
LMAO. I no lie. And while I’m at it, thank you for that informative post I read on Tracfone. Keep up the good work.
Moobra!
I get the feeling Bill always has the best time ever no matter where he goes.
Click on Lainey’s link. They look like a real unstaged couple in that photo. Love it.
I was so over Amal until I saw that photo. That is a great photo.
I agree. It’s a great photo. And their strategy worked. She looks free spirited, engaging and most importantly, likeable – the exact the opposite of what light we’re used to seeing her in. Bravo Clooney PR team, bravo!
yes, what a difference!
yes! That is the best photo of them i´ve ever seem.
So cute. I love it, too.
Great post.
@mimf, Best one yet! Bravo. They just keep getting better and better.
+1
I must be feeling some type of way because she could pass as his daughter, especially in that picture.
Agreed, I got a “teen girl forced to pose for silly photo with grandpa” vibe from it!
Ewe. I kinda got that , too. Not 2 lovers. Not that I’m really a hater of either of them. Or a lover.
Cute photo. She looks about 10 years younger without all the makeup and uber styled hair.
Bill would be a blast to hang out with!
I want him to bomb your drunk Anaconda choreography party.
he would bring the heat and you KNOW it!
I just can’t with the writers over at Popoholic.
I KNOW. So creepily try-hard.
OT question for all the dog/ animal lovers and owners Is it normal for Pet poison control to charged you before giving you information?
Background info may cousin Shih tzu at a drak chocolate covered raspberries last night and she called the 24 hour animal hospital to see if she needs to bring him in and they told her to call poison control ASAP. Poison control told her they wouldn’t give her any information until she pays them $65.
I can see wanting to charged that with the hospital bill but we are talking about information that people need within a short time frame It just really blows my mind.
Well that doesn’t sound right. Which poison hotline did she call?
I’m not sure she lives in NY and called around until she fornd a animel hospital that was open at 9pm and they gave her the poison hotline number.
Poison control does not charge for information.
Pet poison control does.
Our Pointer got ahold of a bottle of nasal decongestant last winter. We called regular poison control and she assisted us as much as possible, but said that if anything changes to call animal poison control – but that they charge. For what our dog got into a child even smaller than her would be perfectly fine. Luckily, she ended up with a really dried out nose, and that’s about it. She was eating and drinking fine – which is what we found out online. The thing was – she’d ingested it a good hour or two before I noticed…so if it was going to kill her unfortunately, she’d be showing signs of distress well before I called.
ETA: the best part of this is that we called out vet first, and they non-chalantly were like “OH. Yeah. We’ll get back to you” then called back 15 minutes later saying “we don’t know. Call poison control”
@Erinn, Oh thanks Erinn, I was just thinking of the human poison control call line.
If you have to pay, you’re better off just going to a pet emergency center, geez, that’s awful. Way to make a buck off of people’s traumas.
It was scary. I almost called the pet one and paid, but at the time Juno only weighed around 30lbs and likely would have been in really rough shape by the time we found out she’d gotten into it. The husband and I both had colds, and he took the dog out, then went and slept on the couch to ‘let me sleep without hacking’, fell asleep with the Ortivin in his doeskin pocket – teething puppy sought out something to chew, and a half bottle of Otrivin turned into a mangled piece of plastic which I only found when I woke up an hour or two later. We think most of it was absorbed in her crate, but her nose was sooo dry. We were really lucky that day.
Actually, from experience the vet emergency center will just request a control number from the animal poison line to proceed with care. So if you animal has eaten something potentially poisonous, call the line and then do what they say.
Unfortunately, they do charge. If it’s a chemical/medicine regular poison control can do their best to assist you as long as you say it’s your dog and give them weights and stuff – but if you’re in urgent need, you’d unfortunately have to pay for the animal one.
This one for example is 40 bucks: http://www.petpoisonhelpline.com/
That’s terrible! What if it’s an emergency and you have to run around looking for your charge card? I didn’t know that. I thought it was a public service or I guess I really never thought about it.
GNAT – I’m honestly not sure. It was scary for us, and it wasn’t like I dog was throwing up or anything – I can’t imagine having one in immediate need of answers and not having the funds on your card or whatever.
ASPCA animal poison control does charge, yes. Had to call them about 10 years ago for one of mine.
Sadly, yes, pet poison control does charge before they’ll give advice
Bwahahaaaaa!!! That parody of Keeping up with the Kardashians just MADE MY DAY!!!
1) Bill Murray LOVES weddings. Actually, I’m pretty sure he just loves life. He always seems to be having fun wherever he is.
2) Kaiser, I don’t understand why you think giving your wedding guests a framed photo of you is such a fantastic idea. I think it’s narcissistic. I don’t know anyone who has framed photos of other couples at their wedding in their home. Although I’m sure they picked out some really nice frames, so you could always chuck their photos and put a picture of your family in there or something. Am I the minority here?
It’s not them at their wedding. It’s them just candid at some point before. Presumably the picture is being given to friends (that’s usully who you invite to your wedding) and I have pictures of my close friends who are couples and I don’t think its weird at all.
Yeah I don’t know. A lot of our family will send the wedding photos out to family after the wedding – or they’ll send a photo of them in a save the date, or in the invite. I don’t see it as weird – actually a lot of the older relatives love it.
A friend of mine gave out pictures of herself and the groom as her wedding favors. She’s my BFF but I’m pretty sure I threw it out immediately.
George was with Kelly Preston??!!!
I actually remember that. But I didn’t remember Renee Z.
that seems to be before she looked dead in the eyes…
I just laughed out loud for a solid 60 seconds at the last one about Bruce on OMG.
Did Murray crash their wedding or was he invited?
I would get married again just at the off chance Bill Murray would crash it.
*throws tater tots*
*catches tater tots in her mouth like a friggin boss golden retriever*
Baller.
@mimif, I have altered my position on potatoes. Potatoes will now be analyzed on a case by case basis. I was once rescued by a potato flotation device in a thread about those who shall remain nameless. I find the potato shank to be quite useful in Dumb Comment competitions. However, the Channing Potato shall remain barred.
What are the blade limits/regulations/laws on potato shanks? I’m asking for a friend.
Or did I misread and you said potato skank.In that case, I don’t appreciate the shade.
Yeah KIDDO, what’s with the (night)shade?
@mimif, good one, although moving into corn territory and away from potatoes.
@Jaderu, no holds barred use of potato shanks. Dumb comment competition is serious business. Just don’t get caught. They might fry you…your friend, ahem.
Also what is this Dumb Comment competiton? Why was I not informed that it was now organized. You guys just let me go along as a free agent. No memo. Nothing. If you two have jerseys already, I’m never speaking to you again.
@Jaderu, well if you got out of the sack once in a while, you’d know what was going on.
Potato skank shaming…typical.
*furioiusly weaves corn silk jersey for potato skank Jaderu*
Bill Murray is always invited. It’s part of international law.
Speaking of, I informed Jaderu of your self-imposed potato sanctions on another thread. You’ve been warned.
^comment above^ put in wrong place by starch coma.
Bill Murray is simply awesome.
He is.
Paris Hilton rand up a $230 K bar tab. And she paid it. And she left a big tip. So?
Bill Murray’s table is where I would want to be.
I can NEVER EVER get enough of Bill Murray…I search for him in events…saw him and rewound his reaction when Yusef (Cat) got his induction at the R&R HOF. Loved him on Kimmel with George…he is an American Treasure. ALWAYS THE FUNNIEST GUY IN THE ROOM ALA TODD, BOB, and all of his other great understated characters…BUT THE GREATEST TURN EVER WAS IN MY FAVORITE BOOK OF ALL TIME…AS LARRY DARRYL–GREAT CHOICE BILL AND YOU DID (UNDERLINED) PULL IT OFF!!
I’m enjoying your enthusiasm. It’s a virtual explosion of Bill Murrayness.
HE ABSOLUTELY KILLS ON LETTERMAN..I am laughing out loud
PLUS ONE.
Amal is one of those women who are so much more GORGEOUS without make-up.
I’d love to be a guest at the same party as Bill Murray. Specially if he arrived accompanied by Emma Thompson 🙂
Just lol’d at this story. Sounds so funny.
Loved me some Bill Murray growing up. One of my movie icons. So soul crushed when I found out his ex wife accused him of DM. :/
Murray is the best.
The pictures of the wedding dress are out.
PEOPLE´s wedding cover is beautiful!