I’ve enjoyed this summer break away from Tori Spelling and her made-up cheating scandal. The True Tori show was full of hysterical screaming matches that made Tori look like a better actress than she really is. By the way, Tori & Jennie Garth’s Mystery Girls show got cancelled by ABC Family. I intended to watch it for kicks. Then Tori started overexposing her family and making sh*t up all over the place. I couldn’t stomach watching her pretend to be a detective too. (Truth be told, I may have still watched one episode if Brian Austin Green made a very special appearance as Shirtless David Silver. That didn’t happen.)
Tori managed to wrangle a 2nd season order from Lifetime for True Tori. Radar says this deal came with a pay cut for Tori. She’ll only score $50,000 for this season, and Dean McDermott won’t get paid at all.
At all? That’s funny. Dean got that silly love tattoo, and Lifetime won’t reward him for his pain and suffering. Radar’s report may not be correct, but they’ve had so many “scoops” about Tori that I feel like this news came from her camp. There’s already a clip for the second season. You may not want to watch it, so I transcribed the ridiculous script (with the video further down):
Dean: “Why are you even with me?”
Tori: “What?!”
Dean: “I feel like such … [you’re] a nag and a tyrant and making me feel bad all the time.”
Tori: “I’m sick of arguing.” [walks away]
Dean: “What?!”
[From Lifetime – True Tori]
The clip (sadly) doesn’t stop there. Tori decides she wants to see a picture of the nonexistent Emily Goodhand. Tori’s response after looking? “Oh, GOD.” Tori closes out the footage with this little gem: “Oh, and there’s one more thing. I may be pregnant.”
HAHAHAHAHAH. Well played. (Not really, given the life-threatening complications of Tori’s last pregancy.) Anything for ratings. Clip, please?
Tori and Dean spent some time at the beach this summer. As Lainey is fond of saying, “Picture him on top of you.”
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News & WENN
Yes this is exactly what these two need-another child.
Whether it’s all for ratings or Deen is truly a cheating dbag, the fact remains that these two are terrible people that will do anything for money and I feel sorry for their children.
I agree. I can’t even imagine growing up in that chaos and then later, bring able to watch reruns of your parents selling your childhood for fame and money. I used to think she was a scrapper, but I now think she has no moral compass whatsoever, and absolutely no protective instincts for those kids. So much garbage on tv, and apparently, so very many people watching it. There should be rules keeping kids off of reality shows.
yes! have another child, people! band-aid babies always fix relationships.
I watched the first show they had, when Tori was preggo with their first kid and they had that B&B. It was actually pretty cute (and I normally hate “reality” TV, although this was a while ago). Now they’re just being as trashy as humanly possible for ratings. So so gross. Bleh. I haven’t watched that shit in years. I honestly can’t stomach it.
And Mystery Girls? Sounds like a play I would have made up when I was 11 and unicorns, princesses and rainbows were my prn.
the title, “mystery girls,” makes me think of old timey movies or radio broadcasts that used terms such as “girl detective” for a female detective.
I watched a few episodes. It was complete crap. Jennie was actually decent–but I just could not get over the fact that Tori spoke in this faux, annoying baby voice and was supposed to be HOT. And what was painful was how skinny she was, her face was really harsh because of it–and she looked awful. She looked like a fake, tan, wannabe barbie doll…complete with fake hair.
The tinseltown trailer park Duggars. Tori and Michelle may both get pregant to save their $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ I mean marriages.
I doubt she’s really pregnant. I think she said it for the ratings. Because now people will have to tune in and find out.
Blech
These two are so very icky.
Uh, sorry but picture her on top of you. *screams & hides*
NOO. I don’t want to picture her or him on top of me or each other or anybody ever.
I fear her face would explode and cover me with tox lava.
I feel the same way when I think of Benedict Cumberbatch. Ick to both.
*shocked face*
Riveting.
I do quite like his soul searching beach walk *gag*
Is that a tater in his pocket, or….
You’re trying to make me hate potatoes aren’t you? I just see potatoes with cornrows now. Thanks.
Mr. Potatohead *pop* and his bucket of parts.. (™ this should probably go there, it’s a fancy button on my kindle)
Oh, mimif, I adore you and your trolling ways……never change.
He’s a whole lotta man.
Ah, the fame-whore in all her glory
A nag and a tyrant who makes him feel bad. The Deaner is a first class d bag.
He is like the -10, anti-Bo Derrick in that splashing through the surf pic.
*furiously photoshops cornrows on the Deaner*
LOL, Let me know if that helps.
So in a desperate attempt to gain viewership Tori’s taking on The Duggars?
she’ll have to claw past nadia suleman and gosselin first. Lady Duggar can still hold onto her Golden Layette for a while at least.
Much like Leann and Eddie, these two deserve each other.
Here’s an idea–why doesn’t Tori and Leann get together and just do a season of shows spouting all their LIES and hatred at their spouses and the paps. Get it all done in a one hour show and then just go away to another planet and STFU. Both of them are nothing be pubicity–good or bad–whores!
Some day she’ll run out of cute ways to use her name in book/TV show titles and she’ll go with the most honest of all, ‘SupposiTORI’.
I see what you did there.
Boom! You win.
Big round of applause @Neelyo! Perfect!
I hope not! Then they will have to start using his name. College DEAN, Pasta al DEANte, DEAN of Iniquity.
College Dean? Why not DormiTORI?
So damn funny!!!
and the first line in this book could be…..Make sure to take the wrapper off. (otherwise the next title will surely be ReposiTori)
She has a face not even her own momma Loves
I’m transfixed. Tori is well and truly orange.
She is not aging well at all, is she? What the hell happened to her face anyway?!
+1!!!!!!
Ugh they are both horrible. Their poor kids.
i hate that blond color so much! why do people think it’s flattering? it’s not! on anyone!
Dear Baby Jesus, these two have NO SHAME.
$50 000 for an entire season of throwing your dirty laundry out for public viewing? Fame-whoring isn’t paying quite what it used to is it?
Those poor kids . 50K won’t begin to cover their therapy bills.
They’ll have their revenge, these kids will be in charge one day.
Eddie and Leann and Tori and Dean need to go on Z-List Celebrity Wife Swap……
This would be the best one of all times and they could take it one step farther – Tori could have Eddies baby and Leann could have a little greml… McDermott.
I know it’s mean but maybe Karma would have her end up in a trailer park with 12 kids, on welfare and food stamps, and no husband, but some old guy she picked up in a bar.
I feel like that couple is more like “Picture either of them on top of you.”
She looks ROUGH in the main photo. I know she’s been through some tough times, on top of raising 4 small children, but wow!
She’s an emotional hooker and a fame wh* and she’s willfully made it a family affair. She’s a sick woman and her husband is no better.
What the hell happened to her face?!
Holy S! That’s all I got.