Here are some photos of Lindsay Lohan at the official opening/press night of Speed-the-Plow in London. I’m also including a couple of photos of Lindsay on Wednesday night, the night before press night. Apparently, Lindsay partied until at least 3 am out in the clubs two nights ago. She didn’t want to get a good night’s sleep to be prepared for the big opening. Why would she? She’s Lindsay Lohan! Everything she does is brilliant and everyone always believes her crack lies.

So, how was the performance for Press Night? The Mirror noted that Lindsay “fluffed” her lines a few times. The Guardian was more generous, saying that even with the forgotten lines, Lindsay gave a “perfectly creditable performance” and she had “a quality of breathless naivety that is far and away the most interesting thing in Lindsay Posner’s otherwise tame, under-powered revival.” If Lindsay is the best part of a production, you know that production sucks. The NYDN went after her harder, saying that it was obvious that Lindsay “was still being fed lines from a helper backstage” and that she clearly “hadn’t memorized her script for last week’s preview performances either.” Apparently, there were a lot of empty seats too.

And finally, would you like to see Lindsay’s former roommate Raven-Symone throw shade on the Cracken? “What I’ve learned is it’s unnecessary to go to the most popular restaurant in the world when you have a scandal on your head and then get mad that someone’s going to take a picture of you. That’s your fault, boo boo. Stay in the house.” AMAZING.

Photos courtesy of WENN.