Here are some photos of Taylor Swift performing on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday. Sigh… you’re going to make me look up the video, aren’t you? Yeah, okay. First, a word about her performance outfit – I don’t really get it. Taylor has a great figure. She’s got a model’s body. But her performance outfits are often pretty lacking/unflattering. I’m not sure if I would have chosen glorified leggings and a sparkly bra for Swifty. Also: I think her bolt-ons have settled and they look pretty natural now. Alright, let’s see the videos… damn, there are like five videos. I’ll just do one interview video and her performance of “Out of the Woods.”
Swifty isn’t the weakest live performer ever (Katy Perry is WAY worse), but I’m always reminded of just how weak her voice is whenever she’s performing on a live show.
What else do we have? Swifty was also on The Ellen Show yesterday and she revealed her two biggest fears: sea urchins and someone framing her for murder. Seriously, those are her biggest fears.
Someone has been watching too much “Law & Order: SVU.”
“I’m scared of getting framed,” Taylor Swift revealed on an upcoming episode of “The Ellen DeGeneres Show,” which airs Oct. 27. “So many people would frame me and they could frame you for any crime that you could go to jail for. Look at me, I wouldn’t survive in jail.”
She continued: ‘I think it comes from the fact that I could open up my phone, I could look at my phone and see any headline written about me at anytime and it could be the most ridiculous untrue thing. So, I think the dream and the nightmare of being framed comes from, I could do nothing wrong, I could sit in my house with the cats all day and somehow there could be an article about me buying a house in a place I’ve never been or dating a guy I’ve never met. But then you take it a step further and in nightmare world it’s being framed for murder.’
DeGeneres, 56, responded, “I don’t think that’s a step, that’s a leap.”
I’m including the fear video below – Taylor goes on and on about her sea urchin fear and then she talks about the fear of being framed for a crime. You know? That actually happened to Olivia Benson on Law & Order: SVU. And we know Swifty watches and loves SVU. So… maybe we need to get Swifty onto another TV show? I think that would be the easiest solution. I want her to do a marathon of Mad Men or Game of Thrones. Then her biggest fears would be alcoholism and dragons.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
The pants are way too high-waisted, it makes it look like Taylor’s got a FUPA. And I agree Kaiser, her voice is kind of sh!t.
Indeed! Her voice is as dull as ditchwater, as she is herself. She needn’t worry about getting framed for murder as she’s been murdering music throughout her entire career
BAY-UM! I keep feeling the need to say that to people who make noteworthy jabs on this site. 🙂
I have to disagree on Katy Perry being worse though. Katy doesn’t have a great voice, but she does have some range and can definitely project her voice out there. Taylor is just wavering horribly at barely audible level.
Yes a thousand times – if you have that poor of a voice, you’re not a “singer” you’re an industry product.
But sea urchins are delicious!
Only candied ones.
So one place I will never run into Swifty is an aquarium. Good to know.
PS. That is a lot of production in that song.
I once sat on a sea urchin and that shite hurts!
Sea urchins are creepy but they ain’t got nothing on spiders! I used to be afraid of needles too but I recently had to get about 15 vaccines for an upcoming trip so that phobia has pretty much gone away, lol.
Spiders though…brrrr.
Wow! Where are you going if you don’t mind my asking? I live in China right now and the government didn’t even require any shots at all. I did get a bunch though anyway.
I wonder how she feels about anemones. I mean, this girl is deep.
Sea Urchins are nasty bastards who will pin a crime on anyone. Look it up.
Look up thread, someone sat on one just for fun and it hurt! Where’s Florida Mom when we need her.
Maybe she’s a sea urchin?
Excellent CSI!
I bet she has a prominent curl.
Stoppp it I’m trying to work on a wax figure for your birthday and can’t get anything done between the lolz.
KIDDO
Sea Urchins are nasty bastards who will pin a crime on anyone. Look it up.
I LOVE you soo damn much for this post.
I had a dream once that Spongebob squarepants was trying to murder me. Taylor and I are kindred spirits.
Oh and lemme guess, Indiana Potato Head just swooped in on his whip and saved your ass from mean old Urchin Square Pants. And then he dumped you and you wrote a song about it while petting your Kitten. Hm?
“petting your Kitten”
No that was my Blenderdick Cumberwax dream from last year.
Lmao oh shit, sorry Jaderu, that was a play on the Kitten posting below us. 😄👇
“cat love” shamer!
She’s silly sometimes but I can’t help but like her just because of her cat-love.
“I could sit at home with the cats all day..” sounds like something I would say.
Also, I want this raincoat: https://www.facebook.com/TaylorSwift/photos/a.113530295368.91862.19614945368/10152508128170369/?type=1&theater
That is a cute raincoat. It reminds me of this dress: http://www.modcloth.com/shop/dresses/hooked-on-a-feline-dress
Ironically, my fears are note-card-writing-rooms and songs about ex-boyfriends.
Ha! Nice one.
She should have a fear of having camel toe. Gah!
lol
No no no. Taylor is full of it. She only said those are her “biggest fears” to look cute and to make the people laugh. She isn’t dumb, she’s just playing to the audience/viewers. Eughh Swifty smh
Thank you! My thoughts exactly.
I don’t understand how no one on her team tells her not to wear things that give her camel toe. SHE ALWAYS HAS CAMELTOE. She has a good body, but whenever she tries to go “sexy”, it just falls flat.
I also have a fear of being arrested in a case of mistaken identity.Probably from watching too many 20/20 and Dateline episodes.So I always use my debit card to back up my alibi.” I couldn’t have committed that crime.I was at Kroger’s buying a Snickers.LOL
Yes! Love me some Dateline and 20/20. 48 Hours can be pretty bomb as well.
I accidentally caught her performances last night, and I actually thought she looked and sounded great. This is coming from a non-fan who’s never bought any of her music! I don’t know why I love this outfit, but I must be way off-base because I thought it was super flattering. She looked so fit.
I did hate one thing about the performance, though… the sea of screens. I DON’T GET IT. You’re at a televised event; there’s going to be much, much better footage preserved for posterity, not to mention all the clips everyone else will upload later. The closer she got to people, the less they paid attention to her because they were scrambling to re-focus her face on their phones or press record to “prove” they were there. DUDE, you’re ON TV. AGHHHHHHHHHHH… I hope this trend doesn’t continue for the rest of time, and that people will eventually learn to appreciate real life again. Okay, sorry. Rant over.
That’s okay. I bet the sea urchins were behind all the upset.
WTF She is dressed like Selena Quintanilla, Selena had an amazing body and taylor has… a body and no carriage, really bad posture.
That’s what I thought. She’s dressed like Selena.
Selena could actually sing, and this girl can’t,
Bubble head girl. I can’t help but like her in the way you like your best friend’s little sister.
Oddly enough I’ve had the same fear before, I used to watch too many murder mysteries and I thought about how easy it would be for someone to leave strands of my hair or something of mine at a crime scene and frame me. I have a vivid imagination! I also get scared whenever I have to take a drug test for work, even though I don’t do any I always get nervous and shakey when it’s time for the results, like weed or meth will show up and they won’t believe me and I’ll lose my job and my life will spiral out of control from there.
I actually like Taylor’s outfit, it’s cute on her shape in my opinion.
I wonder if anyone has told Taylor about LeAnn Rimes blatantly copying her “1989” idea with the cheap looking “1982” merchandise on her new website, I wish she’d call her out!
Huh? People have been capitalizing on 80s years nostalgia for at least ten years. She’s just the latest to get around to it. When I worked at target in like 2005, they had a 198 (9?) line. Don’t know if it’s still there.
Yeah but I just haven’t heard of any other artists using their birth year like that, my memory is sh*t though so it’s entirely possible. I just noticed it on LeAnn’s new website, she even used a Polaroid picture on one of the shirts like Taylor did, pretty low to steal from another artist like that.
My biggest fear is seeing Swifty’s alpaca knuckle while she sing “live”…oh, wait. My fear has just been realized. It was as bad as I thought it was gonna be. I bet she has Olivia Benson profiling all the shady sea urchins in Manhattan.
Yaaas loving the way she points at her head at the ‘I remember’ part she got those pop star moves down pat.
http://i.imgur.com/afcXuv9.gif
Don’t know much about this girl so I’ll just comment on one thing:
She looks cute and skinny but despite all that I really feel that unless one is working out, NO ONE should wear leggings as a regular outfit. EVER.
I like her, she just makes me laugh.
She’s cute, she’s harmless.
Her body and hair both get thinner and thinner. I think she has amazing legs, but her mane is looking unhealthy. I second the leggings as an outfit no no. I see girls on campus all day long who, in shape or out of shape, have their badgers on view to the world.
I think she looks great. I never heard her live so I didn’t know her voice was that weak.
I know I’m a Swifty apologist, but I think that her fears are very rational. After the leak, even her work product is in jeopardy, and of course that could extend to imminent harm fears or anything else. I thought she came across very likeable.
zomg, she is actively cultivating crazy cat lady status (no offense cat ladies).
and her ginormous hands. HUGE.
and i agree with Umila, her hair is looking sparse -dangerously unhealthy like sparse.
maybe she has crap genes for hair and always wore pieces or even wigs in her curly days but if not, and her prior hair was natural, she has done a terrible thing to herself because that hair is looking sickly. too little nutrients and too much dye sickly.
My opinion about Taylor Swift in point form..
1. I like her classic vibe..it’s refreshing..I was getting tired of everyone out weirding each other
2. On the video.. She’s way too skinny and that outfit is shockingly slutty. I prefer her NY style.
3. Overall…there are worst singers/performers, but really she does nothing for me. I wouldn’ t care if I ever heard a Taylor Swift song again…wouldn’t miss her one bit.
Just a comment, but isn’t the point to be good, maybe even great and legendary – think Aretha or Janis Joplin. We are defining “talent” downward, and giving these corporate products a pass because they are harmless, cute, etc. The plain fact is she can’t sing live to save herself without a huge production and technical enhancements, and her “music” shorn of her celebrity is generic commercial drivel one step above elevator muzak.
Hey, so I LOVE this site, I rarely post comments, I just really enjoy reading the articles. But I’ve noticed in a lot of Taylor Swift articles you refer to her “bolt-ons” as if it’s a confirmed thing that she had a boob job. Since she’s so young, I would be careful about writing as if it’s such a sure thing. I had a good friend in college who just happened to hit puberty late and went from an A to a C cup. Looking at early Taylor Swift pics she doesn’t just jump in size, it seems to be a gradual teenager-ly thing that hit around 18 or so.
Young girls might read the article and assume you guys are 100% truthful. Speculation is fine, but I’m just not a fan of when we talk like something has been absolutely confirmed.
Also, in response to a comment I saw about her “sickly” hair. my hair is very fine, and at very very best, looks like hers. All people don’t have gorgeous, shiny, thick hair. You work with what you got.