After stopping by Miami for a few days last week, Kim Kardashian jetted to New York City this weekend. She and Kanye had a #DateNight last night, and Kim just couldn’t help herself – she had to excuse herself and go to the bathroom, which is where she posted two mirror selfies. Because it was a #DateNight, of course. Why enjoy your husband’s company quietly when you could Instagram some selfies from the bathroom?
I’m also including some photos of Kim walking around NYC on Saturday night. Look at how orange she is!!!! She’s like 5 out of 5 Boehners, to use commenter QQ’s orange-rating system.
Anyway, is anyone wondering why Kanye and Kim are in NYC right at this very moment? I suspect it’s for the same reason Beyonce and Jay-Z are in NYC too – they’re all hoping for a meet-up or photo-op with Duchess Kate and Prince William. Beyonce and Jay have a better shot at it, of course, because they’re scheduled to go to the Nets game tonight. I kind of wonder if Kim will find a way to make it to one of Kate’s scheduled appearances too. We already know that Kim is obsessed with all things Kate and Kim sees herself as “America’s Princess.” Will Kate be able to avoid Kim?
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Kim’s Instagram.
That plumped-up upper lip looks painful.
Why is she taking “date night” selfies in the bathroom? Was her date night with a glory hole?
You mean Kanye? Yes.
You’d think since she hasn’t seen her husband in weeks, they would want to spend as much time together during their date night as possile…lol but here she is spending time with her one true love…the mirror. I bet these two have nothing to talk about and she’d rather be a public washroom taking selfies. I hate public washrooms and go in and out as fast as possible (even the nice ones). It’s still gross.
Ommpa Loompa Dumperty Doooo! lol
She’s a sad, bizarre person. That’s all I got.
That still would rather live with her Mom and not her husband.
Is she still with her mom? What’s the deal with kim marrying people but never living with them? Isn’t that what happened in her last marriage?
Living with her Mom or with Kanye is a toss up for me. One is a maniacal, egotistical, publicity w*ore that pimps her children for money and fame. The other is a self-righteous, narcissistic man that must be right in any situation who sold his soul to the Kardashian pimp. It would be hell either way. No thank you on both counts!
Lol after Kate allegedly sent back their ghastly creations i would be embarrassed to stalk her.
I would really enjoy it if she was publicly snubbed by the Royals. With a nice side eye and everything. She swears she’s Angelina or something.
The royals aren’t any better than she is. Them too are useless people born into wealth who consider showing up at stuff as work.
ITA, Spooky.
There is a tremendous difference between the inherited roles of royalty and the invented role of a self-styler “celebrity,” what comparison is to be made between what amounts to historical legacy and the repulsive display that is Kim’s empire? Kim imagines herself as relevant as the royals and she is not and there is nothing more irrelevant than the royals.
Kim is desperado for attention. Also, the Kardashians have just become so tacky. They think they’re cool but they need a good dose of reality. Go enjoy your money and stop trying so hard Kim !
“have become” Like they were ever anything other than tacky!
Honestly, Kim wasn’t that bad when she first starting tagging along with Paris Hilton.
Nasty!
“Kim sees herself as ‘America’s Princess’.”
Thanks for that! I haven’t had a good laugh in days.
“Will Kate be able to avoid Kim?”
Well, there’s a security contingent, and presumably they’re armed with at least tasers, so…
I doubt tasers would be able to penetrate through her scmaltzy fakety a$$!
Shouldn’t she be wearing something over her Spanx body suit
My thoughts exactly. I guess she needed to orange herself up so she wasn’t EXACTLY the same color as her outfit?
LOL. God forbid she blend into the woodwork. That wouldn’t do now. YUCK!
ALLL THE BOEHNERS ALERT!!!!! OMG she is Terracota FFS LOL at the Missing brow area spot and the Lohan Dirty Fingers
Mama I made it LOL
QQ namecheck! 😀
She broke the boehner’s scale. She’s like terror alert orange!
And yes QQ you made it! *pops some bubbly to celebrate*
LOL! Way to go, QQ 😀
She was looking so good for a second. Of course she had to ruin it. Sigh.
Seriously though QQ, is it possible she just reset the entire Boehner scale? WTF?! I live in the South, where we have ORANGE GROVES, and I don’t see that much orange on the regular…
It’s So Very Possible Izzy.. what a Mindfuck
She looks like an orange or tangerine from my yard. Put her too tight clothes on a piece of fruit and you’ll have fresh sqeezed juice.
^^ LOL!
Don’t forget us on your way up! LOL
YES, QQ! i KNEW you’d be on this like fake-n-bake on boenher.
also – bad photshop on the bathroom pic? her eyes seem a bit.. off.
Who the hell photoshops their bathroom selfies? Really?! This is a thing now?
That’s it, I’m leaving the planet…
QQ- you gotta copywrite that stat!
OMG, the white fingers with orange grooves on them… sooooo nasty! Just no.
She looks like she’s headed off to her shift at the Wonka Factory.
Just spit coffee on my screen. Thanks internet (courtesy of TheCountess), your work here is done.
lol
She’s definitely in the oompa loompa territory.
The top in the bathroom selfie isn’t actually nude, it’s a beautiful shade of tangerine. Kim just blends so seamlessly into it our brains are tricked into thinking it’s a neutral tone.
Hahaha this is so absurd. For someone whose entire life revolves around her looks, to be so oblivious to looking like an Oompa Loompa is astounding.
Why do people get tanning so wrong? You are orange, girl! You are too rich for tanning mistakes. Get it together.
She is not far from George Hamilton lol
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She’s definitely a full blown narcissist, we’ll see if she becomes a full blown hachet face by 40 (not saying being 40 is bad just when women start to do Botox and fillers and such) Where will she end up as she has all of that done already? At least Paris Hilton went away gradually I think we are stuck with the attention seeker for a long time. I think she’ll be like Elizabeth Taylor and marry numerous men, we will see.
Remember her saying that she loves self-tanner because it makes you look thinner? More is not more, Kim.
I actually flinched as I scrolled down.
Geeeezzz…the best part of that is you know some poor stone-faced employee was dying internally of laughter while maintaining their best poker-face
“Alright Mrs. Kardashian-West…we’re all done. Have a lovely day.” Waits 5 seconds. “OMGAHHH WTF WAS THAT?!?! I am now responsible for the shade that woman walked out as. I am the great Willy Wonka and Kim has become my first Oompa Loompa.”
If Kimmy gets herself in a pap pic with Wills and Kate I am officially going check out via “brain overload” and start drooling all over myself… because I don’t want to live in a world where this talentless, clueless, vapid…..*bzzzzt*…………….{Brain Shutdown In Progress}….
Cannot get past the color contrast between her face and her scalp.
THIS is why I would rather maintain my fair Irish complexion, lol! Every time someone tells me that I should spray tan or use self tanner, all I can think of is the episode from Friends when Ross has that unfortunate spray tan incident. Every time I see Lohan or someone else looking like this, it just reinforces to me that I am right in not wanting to do this to myself. So I will continue looking like I’m wearing white stockings while bare legged. 🙂
I’m pretty sure that tans aren’t fashionable anymore, so you’re actually very en vogue 😉
no worries – i’m also as transparent as a newborn fish.
Me too. I swear if I had a dollar for every time someone said to me “you look pale today…are you feeling okay?” My response is “THIS IS MY SKIN COLOUR!!!!!!!! I AM ALWAYS THIS PALE”
I’m asked all the time if I ever go outside in the sun. I’d rather look like Casper than a Dorito. When I take a selfie, I’m not a neon orange person.
Oompa Loompa.
Orangegutan
You made me snort with laughter so thanks for that.
DM had them back in LA via a private jet yesterday. So hopefully there won’t be any picture with the royals. Maybe they tried to get tickets to the game thru JayZ and couldn’t and so went home. Who knows.
KanYe must be a bucket full of laughs if she has to get away to the nearest public bathroom to take selfies! My god can this woman get any more desperate for attention than posting a picture of her pouting in a public restroom’s mirror? Give it up girl and move to Dubai where you seem to be happier. And no she is NOT an American princess of anything unless it is of tackiness than yes she can wear that crown.
Nothing like making a big deal about a “date night” and then spending it in a disgusting public bathroom taking pictures of yourself! Looking like she ate a thousand pound of carrots. And this pathetic thing wants to be taken seriously? SMH. And this self-absorbed desperator is a mother. God help North! Free North!
All I see, all I can see beyond the Orange, is she put her coat down on the counter of a public bathroom to take a selfie. #germaphobe #cannotdeal
I know ! But that’s ok she’s going to wear that coat only once and then sell it on Ebay anyways.
LOL I never put my purse on counters either! It grosses me out how women will do that or even put it on the floor of the bathroom stall. Then they go home and put it on the table or kitchen counter BAARRRFFFFF
+1.
Holy crap she could give orange lessons to Pippa Middleton!
Hahahahaha I love that you used QQ’s Boehner rating system! +A!!!
The Kimye Divorce Countdown has started for me. I predict that they will wait til they’ve been married a year and will then separate. There is no way this is a real relationship IMO.
I wonder if all the internet could go on a kardashian diet, not post anything about them for 3 months. Would the world feel healthier? I’ve seen very little about biebs for a few months and it feels FANTASTIC!
I still hear about Bieber. He’s all over the net with his new bleached blonde hair (it looks horrible on him).
SELFIES, this many…shows what insecurities and low self esteem she has. Also, someone who needs constant attention. Does she or any other person who uses FB to post selfies daily of themselves stop and think how ridiculous they look? Oh no, they publish books now of their selfies and call themselves authors,lol.
Does Kim realize her daughter could use some of that attention as well? Poor kid.
So true, who leaves their table to go to the bathroom to post a pic of how they look,lol
Its the “Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown ! ” ……and its in LA not NYC …Kanye carried the baby down the steps of the plane she was twisted clean around in his arms to keep from touching him like baby’s do and as soon has he got on the ground he handed her off to somebody in the care (nanny) and got on his phone . Kim come slinking out after him and he turned his back and walked away from her …very telling ! So what ever it was it wasn’t a Date Night…..just a Papz run so show a “happy family” ……
Geez…on here u act like taking a selfie is gonna destroy the earth or something!! I doubt the bathroom she n is disgusting, and how long do u think it takes to take a pic n tbe bathroom? My friends and I do it when we go out or I do it when I’m out with my man. If I look good I’m gonna take as many as I like and put on my IG, if people don’t like it, u reAlly don’t hv to look! But it’s crazy to come aftet her for selfies when everybody does them!!
How sad, pathetic, revolting and less than human to be so shallow, empty, and self-absorbed that you are the only person you think about, focus on, or take pictures of.
Not everybody takes or posts them, not everyone spends their time thinking about their image or being involved with social media. Some people have a problem with over sharing and spending too much time on social media, and Kim is one of them.
That orange makeup is all up in her scalp/hair line!She probably left orange hand prints all over that bathroom
I didn’t post before because the color was apparently off on my monitor and she didn’t look THAT orange…but seeing it on my phone…JESUS
Completely self-obsessed, party of one….
Time to stalk me a dutchissss! Think I’ll paint myself orange, wear my see thru outfit and take some pictures of myself in a public bathroom. Who’s the princess now Kate?! Snap!
Whats wrong, Kimmy? Orange you glad to see Kanyetta?
CDL has JayZ and Bey meeting the royal couple.
She’s like a busted bag of Cheetos.
Beside the heavy tan she looks to be using the sunset or warm/orange filter on the photo shopping list on her camera….Notice how everything in the photo has that orange tint or glow to it especially the night scenes and the lights in the background are practically amber….and the grey marble in the bathroom is even warm looking….and see used a smoothing clarifying tool also……and a thinning tool which makes her face look so long…..Can’t keep her paws off the photoshopping buttons can see…….!